I've worked with machines that have similarly overly complicated looking films. It looks far more complicated than it actually is, and all the winding is just to make sure the plastic film keeps a very consistent and specific tension. And it's actually the least complex part of the machine.
Your mother...is cringe😚😒😗😝😒😚😌😚😌😁😜😭😜😥😄😥😁😝😭😝😌😚😥😚😛😭😝😔😥😄😪😜😁😭😛😔😞😟😎😟😯😖😕😦😲😎😐😧😖😯😓😕😷😐😎😟😈😖😯😲😦😋😬😧😤😯😤😧😲😎😐😠😎😐😈😦😶😨😇😇😋😴😧😎😦😧😬😯😤😯😤😯😬😧😬😋😐😆😦😲😕😤😕😵😧😟😎😎😦😷😦😧😋😯😖😈😎😬😷😐😷😆😈😤👿😐😱😥😘😞😂😝😔😝😔😜😌😙😙😙😜😔😝😂😞😁😥😚😥😚😪😗😪😊😪😪😚😥😁😞😁😝😭😜😪😙😪😜😚😞😋😈😎😕😎😕😕😆😋😕
I love the idea of going on a tour through here and Andrew says "Here's where they cut up the fruit" "This is the machine that heats the milk" "This machine mixes the color and flavoring" "This machine prevents the next crusade"
So my daughter asked how are yogurts are made and me being lazy decided to do TH-cam its job. I found this video and reviewed it for 30 secs and it was good. I was watching TV at that time and she handed me the phone saying, "Daddy, I don't like yougurt anymore". I really regret being a lazyass
I love that he pointed out how obscure the brands in the actual show are. Does it have something to do with the large companies not wanting to show the process and risk giving away a recipe or what?
Danone is pretty famous in my country. It is so famous that people sometimes say: "Mom, can you give me a danone?" or even danonino (From the same brand but drinkable, for little kids) to refer to yogurt. It's like saying coca-cola when asking for a cola.
@@rjai4890 because they're not. they are grabbing both the customer to cheap to buy the brand name and the customer that believes themselves to good for generic brands and will pay more for a thing thats probably the exact same product or maybe the same yogurt but with attached cup of nuts or something
Fun fact: Dannon is just the American name for Danone because they figured “Dannon sounded more American” Also Nobody’s talking about how Strawberries and Raspberries were mixed around in the beginning
Ow, thx. This looks like the factory in Rotselaar (Belgium). (So to me, it's really close😆🤣) If you work there, you can eat as much as you want for free.,. 😝
thank u oh my god. I eat danone all the thime and yes it's a big company. I am confused af at the time he said danone is unheard of, and danon is the big brand (I never heard of Dannon)
@@chiisuigintou it's in Quebec. A LOT of the How its made clips were done in Canada, since that's where the show is produced. (see end credits). But it was nice to see them finally leave the country and do other stuff.
Yes, but normally you can guess. All these videos probably follow the FDA guidelines, so the ones that seem like they could harm someone aren't made, and if he's talking humorously then you can pretty much use that as a dead give away he's not being serious! Hope that helps! :p
This one is the most accurate video I've seen from him outside of the April fool's video. Usually it's 50-50 but this script is -90% accurate with minimal jokes.
Wow, this episode lacks absurdity. "The homogenizer's crushing pistons use a hypnotic rhythm to convert every factory worker to atheism." Ah, there it is. "
The 3 funniest "how its actually made" videos in my opinion are chocolate, solid tires, and china Edit: apparently a lot of people like the bacon and tequila ones
I love how in some videos you can't really tell that it's a joke video until the end, while some start with "sugar is mixed with calcium sulfate, which helps harden the candy."
@@milancealeksimovic4650 oh, well when you realize that calcium sulfate is dry wall... (also technical there *is* food grade calcium sulfate but we won't go there today)
Teacher just played this today for a food class. Apparently she needed to show a video quickly and didn’t watch it prior after someone recommended it. Thank you for this video it 100% made my day
Sol.ar.i cap I posted this comment right after class lol. apparently the student knew of the channel and presented it to the teacher right before class started
@@DaSaintDemon No, it basically isn't :P That's like saying wine is 'basically fermented fruit', totally ignoring the myriad of other ingredients or processes that go into making the product.
@@Novarcharesk don't know what wine you drink....but to do wine you should add nothing more than crushed grapes....so yes It Is Just a very delicious fermented juice, intact It has less ingredients that any actual juice sold
fun fact: Danone is the name of the company, and the brand name they use in most countries. The same company uses the brand name Dannon in the United States because Americans can't figure out how to properly pronounce Danone.
Former army here and I can confirm that it's well within the realm of possibility for a unit to have a detail as ridiculous as "politicized yogurt overwatch detail"
The "rhymes with gross" thing reminds me SO MUCH of the '90s Nickelodeon PSA specials. There was an ad every day around 4:30 - 5:00 pm where they'd try to convince kids to eat healthy by avoiding things like "Glucose, sucrose, and other words that rhyme with gross."
You take one my childhood favorites of a tv show and provide a simultaneously ironic/not-ironic inner voice of pure humanity in the most perfect way possible.
@@Yikes705 they uh Mingle Do the the devils tango Hug passionately and erotically And then the female gets pregnant and after a few months a puppy pops out
I wish I actually checked this channel out forever ago, “How It’s Made” is my jam and this is a fresh spin on it that I’m certainly binging! Keep it up hugbees, give crit1kal a sloppy kiss for me daddy 💜💜💜
"... see a brand they finally recognize?" But I already recognized Chapman's ice cream, Udderly Smooth skin cream, and Dubble Bubble bubblegum. Oh yeah, and the revolvers were Colt.
There was actually a mistake in the labeling of the flavors The correct flavors are •marinara sauce •fetal pig hearts And •potato cubes with red soup We apologize for the inconvenience
Actually Danone is Dannon, they're the same brand. Founded by Isaac Carasso in Barcelona and then soreading production to France, the product is named for his son Daniel's nickname, Danon. Daniel Carasso who overtook the French factory operation, then bought a New York factory and only changed the spelling of the brand name to Dannon for most US customers because he thought we're too dumb and Danone is too hard for our hamburger-addled brains to read, he thought we'd literally find the word "too alien" and off-putting. So technically you were right, this is a brand you've heard of, this is just possibly a non-American line being produced, though you can fine Danone label in the US. They also own Activia, Oikos, and several smaller yogurt brand names, it's all Dannon/Danone.
@@Novarcharesk It's a pretty common thing at least in the food industry to change the name when crossing borders. For some reason Lays rebranded to Walkers in England for instance.
"If you think this machine looks complicated, dont worry, youre just stupid."
It hurts but its true.
I read this comment at the same time I heard that...
It’s sad but true.
I mean... The machines are complicated, not the process.
I've worked with machines that have similarly overly complicated looking films.
It looks far more complicated than it actually is, and all the winding is just to make sure the plastic film keeps a very consistent and specific tension. And it's actually the least complex part of the machine.
Sorry brother
This concentrate is usually made from the fruit imported to the factory.
*Usually..*
I think when it’s not, it’s lava.
At other times, we use blood, wine, champagne, beer, vinegar, and hand sanitizer to clean the inside of our bodies.
Never knew that.
You do not want to know what it is when it is not fruit
Is it lava?
You know it’s a quality episode when it begins with “Your mother...”
Your mother...is cringe😚😒😗😝😒😚😌😚😌😁😜😭😜😥😄😥😁😝😭😝😌😚😥😚😛😭😝😔😥😄😪😜😁😭😛😔😞😟😎😟😯😖😕😦😲😎😐😧😖😯😓😕😷😐😎😟😈😖😯😲😦😋😬😧😤😯😤😧😲😎😐😠😎😐😈😦😶😨😇😇😋😴😧😎😦😧😬😯😤😯😤😯😬😧😬😋😐😆😦😲😕😤😕😵😧😟😎😎😦😷😦😧😋😯😖😈😎😬😷😐😷😆😈😤👿😐😱😥😘😞😂😝😔😝😔😜😌😙😙😙😜😔😝😂😞😁😥😚😥😚😪😗😪😊😪😪😚😥😁😞😁😝😭😜😪😙😪😜😚😞😋😈😎😕😎😕😕😆😋😕
@@i.c-0n188 are you okay?
@@manmanplayz6824 any one that uses even a quarter of the amount of emojis that he used has severe brain damage
Actually, it started with “this episode is brought to you by Raycon.”
@@pickle_juice392 true
I love the idea of going on a tour through here and Andrew says
"Here's where they cut up the fruit"
"This is the machine that heats the milk"
"This machine mixes the color and flavoring"
"This machine prevents the next crusade"
Of course
That last one sounds pretty important
@@SamanthaLaurier yeah heating the milk to the correct temperature is pretty important so it doesn't cultivate spoilage bacteria
@@sammyjones8279 I meant the crusade one, actually
@@SamanthaLaurierthat’s the joke
So my daughter asked how are yogurts are made and me being lazy decided to do TH-cam its job. I found this video and reviewed it for 30 secs and it was good. I was watching TV at that time and she handed me the phone saying, "Daddy, I don't like yougurt anymore". I really regret being a lazyass
He got me too
@@laurnborne3830 *"daddy.....why did I chew plastic and rubber...?"*
@@nonsensical7864 it is actually made of tree rubber, so yea everyone chewed tasty rubber thinking it was the imaginary "bubble gum"
@@lugoorstar wait....it came from fucking trees?
@@nonsensical7864 Yes
Up Next: How it's Actually Made: Raycon Earbuds
First they gather trash in a land fill....
@@baggierbobcat3324 then they add an uncomfortable amount of bass.
@@austinm.9832 then the multiply the price to produce them by 150%
@@firecat2465 then they pay a few bucks to a random youtuber to say they are the best there is.
@@firecat2465 not defending raycons here, but if you think that’s a huge markup then you haven’t seen shit yet
I was hoping he wouldn’t have called it strawberry, but raw ground beef
Me too!
I thought it would be guts
@@cosmicbread1086 I thought it was going to be a fucking heart
I thought he would say Beans
@@tthung8668 lol
Huggbees: "If the homogenizer ever stops pumping, the next crusade will begin"
Me: *stops homogenizer with holy intent*
DEUS VULT
you wouldn't be able to stop it as it has made you a athiest the second your near it
@@theslamjamfrincisco2820 we shall destroy it with ear protection
DEUS VULT
@@kattapp just send in a deaf guy.
I love that he pointed out how obscure the brands in the actual show are. Does it have something to do with the large companies not wanting to show the process and risk giving away a recipe or what?
Danone is pretty famous in my country. It is so famous that people sometimes say: "Mom, can you give me a danone?" or even danonino (From the same brand but drinkable, for little kids) to refer to yogurt.
It's like saying coca-cola when asking for a cola.
Dannone is Dannon, they just change the name in the US
It often IS the major name brand. They will manufacture under other names to sell cheaper and make it seem like they have more competition.
@@Darthquackius wait what? Why would they compete with themselves?
@@rjai4890 because they're not. they are grabbing both the customer to cheap to buy the brand name and the customer that believes themselves to good for generic brands and will pay more for a thing thats probably the exact same product or maybe the same yogurt but with attached cup of nuts or something
Fun fact: Dannon is just the American name for Danone because they figured “Dannon sounded more American”
Also
Nobody’s talking about how Strawberries and Raspberries were mixed around in the beginning
and the bazzleberries?
Ow, thx.
This looks like the factory in Rotselaar (Belgium).
(So to me, it's really close😆🤣)
If you work there, you can eat as much as you want for free.,. 😝
thank u oh my god. I eat danone all the thime and yes it's a big company. I am confused af at the time he said danone is unheard of, and danon is the big brand (I never heard of Dannon)
Danone is massive.
Also, what the hell happened to Boysenberry yogurt?
@@chiisuigintou it's in Quebec. A LOT of the How its made clips were done in Canada, since that's where the show is produced. (see end credits). But it was nice to see them finally leave the country and do other stuff.
Every sentence he says should be followed with "True or False?" I never know what part of these are fake
And that's the best part :)
Yes, but normally you can guess. All these videos probably follow the FDA guidelines, so the ones that seem like they could harm someone aren't made, and if he's talking humorously then you can pretty much use that as a dead give away he's not being serious! Hope that helps! :p
This one is the most accurate video I've seen from him outside of the April fool's video. Usually it's 50-50 but this script is -90% accurate with minimal jokes.
@@xanderw3889 it was a joke pal
The first minute usually is all true. For the rest... Only god knows.
Wow, this episode lacks absurdity.
"The homogenizer's crushing pistons use a hypnotic rhythm to convert every factory worker to atheism."
Ah, there it is.
"
New SCP?
Normie? Xd
I tried to say this out loud without laughing.
So if I jam the homogenizer I can start a crusade
yeah, I thought the same. I was initially disappointed at the fruits being so tame.
The 3 funniest "how its actually made" videos in my opinion are chocolate, solid tires, and china
Edit: apparently a lot of people like the bacon and tequila ones
And canned fish
Or bacon
And hotdogs
@@CSILLAMFASZLAMA1986 nobody likes a can flipper
@@joeyk107 true
Humongenizer: *stops pumping
Everyone: begin the crusade
When he breaks character a little then immediately returns it’s so funny
I love how in some videos you can't really tell that it's a joke video until the end, while some start with "sugar is mixed with calcium sulfate, which helps harden the candy."
I thought the bubblegum one was true...
I started to look for the first joke that makes it obvious that it's fake. I probably wouldn't catch your example tho.
I get the impression that the next crusade was NOT a joke.
@@milancealeksimovic4650 oh, well when you realize that calcium sulfate is dry wall...
(also technical there *is* food grade calcium sulfate but we won't go there today)
@@bluelegocrane7754 my cousin did too, still don’t know how she glossed over “a fuckton”
Teacher just played this today for a food class. Apparently she needed to show a video quickly and didn’t watch it prior after someone recommended it. Thank you for this video it 100% made my day
"And everybody clapped"
cap it was posted today
Sol.ar.i cap I posted this comment right after class lol. apparently the student knew of the channel and presented it to the teacher right before class started
Sure...
@@amosramirez at the risk of being mocked r/nothingeverhappens
"The machine then adds spoiled milk to the batch"
Took me a second to realize it was not a joke xD
It isn’t?
@@nathanyan1126 Nope, Yogurt is basically spoiled milk
@@DaSaintDemon I mean yes, but it doesn’t start as spoiled milk, that’s what the added bacteria are for, it becomes spoiled during production
@@DaSaintDemon No, it basically isn't :P That's like saying wine is 'basically fermented fruit', totally ignoring the myriad of other ingredients or processes that go into making the product.
@@Novarcharesk don't know what wine you drink....but to do wine you should add nothing more than crushed grapes....so yes It Is Just a very delicious fermented juice, intact It has less ingredients that any actual juice sold
I thought this was real until I was converted to atheism.
Join us
Deep
Dudeee fr
Wtf is going on hear?
I hate it when that happens
*how the tv sounds when you’re falling asleep:*
“out to stop the homogenizer for another crusade.”-my door hang up sign.
We must ensure this future
Danone literally tastes like someone got halfway through making Frozen Yoghurt and then just gave up
so just yoghurt?
How does the taste change depending on how cold it isn't?
"if you don't understand how the machine works then don't worry. you're just stupid"
it hurts how true that probably is
1:06 The return of nefarious supervillain Red Liquid; who's superpower is racism.
OH NO HIS UNDERLING CRIMSON LIQUID HAS ARRIVED. RUN!
Huggbees: "the most popular fruit flavors are strawberry, raspberry, and bazzleberry".
Me: "Don't forget about Halle Berry".
I like how he almost always starts with something that is true about the product and yet I always have a feeling he's just taking the piss
fun fact: Danone is the name of the company, and the brand name they use in most countries. The same company uses the brand name Dannon in the United States because Americans can't figure out how to properly pronounce Danone.
The fact that Ettore Boiardi had to change his name in Hector Boyardee cause americans couldn't figure out how to say or write it.
“You can remember these ingredients because they rhyme with gross.” Legendary line 🤣
3:46
so they're trying to prevent the plot of When the Yogurt Took Over
My fiancée and I were so high watching this that we believed you for 2:55 of the video. Lmfaoooooo
Dang
The clip about the "red dot from a nearby army sniper" is what brought me to this series and i couldnt be more greatful
Former army here and I can confirm that it's well within the realm of possibility for a unit to have a detail as ridiculous as "politicized yogurt overwatch detail"
The "rhymes with gross" thing reminds me SO MUCH of the '90s Nickelodeon PSA specials. There was an ad every day around 4:30 - 5:00 pm where they'd try to convince kids to eat healthy by avoiding things like "Glucose, sucrose, and other words that rhyme with gross."
3:39 wasn’t expecting that. But then again, this is Huggbees
The fact that this video is true only until 0:25 is very good.
2:25 The Foundation has been notified of the Euclid class object, a team has been dispatched to investigate further.
I love how much accuracy you throw in these with the periodic ridiculous statement. Perfect balance
the joy you hear in his voice talking about a known yogurt brand is priceless
"The yogurt is then dumped into the cups"
Filling Machine?
Edit: HOLY *SHIT* 302 LIKES?!?!
Upside down rinsing machine
its also techenchly a canstuffer.
No rinsing machine
@Maxx B. You are so right.
@@yayayayya4731 nah its totally chocolate mint
0:39 My favorite flavor, tomato sauce
You take one my childhood favorites of a tv show and provide a simultaneously ironic/not-ironic inner voice of pure humanity in the most perfect way possible.
1:36 Thank god, he didn't say "cow blood is added."
Because they threatened him so he doesn’t reveal his secret
How it's actually made: Dogs
Well when Male dog and a female dog love each other very much...
Ah, yes dogs, a very popular dish served in the Chinese cuisine.
@@aliteral_watermelonz3940 THEY DO WHAT?!
@@Yikes705 they uh
Mingle
Do the the devils tango
Hug passionately and erotically
And then the female gets pregnant and after a few months a puppy pops out
@@aliteral_watermelonz3940 gasp witchcraft
I LOVE the slow descent into ridiculousness while maintaining fine exceptionalism.
I only realised I was watching a huggbees video by 1:23
I love how creative hes getting with these
Some day we need an explanation for the name "Huggbees."
Already been explained. Freakazoid reference, I believe
This is one of the cleanest factory i've ever seen in your show.
Keeping the ad at the end is classy af to not inturrupt your brand and I was happy to watch the full video for your sponsor. Love your content.
"Your mother" best opening words possible
Only been here for three seconds and I already know this is going to be great
EDIT: Oh my god it was.
One learns that when huggbees has a new vid, the day is even better.
Welcome to the family
When you get a sponsorship can you do an entire “how they are made” about them?
0:03 your mother
I watch these on a daily basis...and I gotta say.. I never knew just how much I actually wanted to see how things are made...THE RIGHT WAY
3:30 is this a filling machine or a special dumping machine?
Its a rinsing machine that was turned upside down.
it's actually a machine built to rinse the containers out with yogurt. they just forgot to empty them back out before shipping the product
"if you think this machine is complicated, don't worry you're just stupid"
never before have i been so offended by the thing that i 100% agree with
Same 😆. Yet we're used to it of a planet.
The amount of raycon adverts I've heard through my raycons is unbelievable 😂😂😂
at this point i can't tell which parts are jokes and which are not
I wish I actually checked this channel out forever ago, “How It’s Made” is my jam and this is a fresh spin on it that I’m certainly binging! Keep it up hugbees, give crit1kal a sloppy kiss for me daddy 💜💜💜
This one is one of the best ones. It starts out normal, and veeeery slowly the wording gets more and more insane.
I almost clicked “don’t recommend” then I saw it was a Huggbees! I wonder how often that happens..
This one was a bit of a slow burn, but still what I would expect when I come here
last time i was this early how its made was being aired on tv
"... see a brand they finally recognize?" But I already recognized Chapman's ice cream, Udderly Smooth skin cream, and Dubble Bubble bubblegum. Oh yeah, and the revolvers were Colt.
This is the first one of these videos I've seen, and there's that moment of dawning comprehension. I love it.
There was actually a mistake in the labeling of the flavors
The correct flavors are
•marinara sauce
•fetal pig hearts
And
•potato cubes with red soup
We apologize for the inconvenience
Should I be worried? The first time I watched this video the yogurt was expired, and after I watched it again the yogurt wasn't expired!
Time is finally collapsing,we've needed a new timeline ever since harambe died.
Homogenizer: stops
Everyone: We Ride to Jerusalem at dawn!
Sabaton: it's showtime
Didn't expect to find a Sabaton fan here while browsing the comments at 1.25 am on a tuesday-wednesday night
He started in 2006 and he STILL uploads
Actually Danone is Dannon, they're the same brand. Founded by Isaac Carasso in Barcelona and then soreading production to France, the product is named for his son Daniel's nickname, Danon. Daniel Carasso who overtook the French factory operation, then bought a New York factory and only changed the spelling of the brand name to Dannon for most US customers because he thought we're too dumb and Danone is too hard for our hamburger-addled brains to read, he thought we'd literally find the word "too alien" and off-putting. So technically you were right, this is a brand you've heard of, this is just possibly a non-American line being produced, though you can fine Danone label in the US. They also own Activia, Oikos, and several smaller yogurt brand names, it's all Dannon/Danone.
"If the hommoginizer ever stops the next crusade will begin"
so my local yogurt factory hires crusaders interesting
*JoJo's bizarre adventure*
"if the homogenizer ever stops pumping the next crusade will begin"
Me:
"mother prepare the trebuchet we must go to the yogurt factory!!!!"
I laughed way too hard at this 😅
"The machine then adds spoiled milk to the batch "
So, yogurt?
The best advert for Ray on I've seen so far. And I don't even have a psychosis from watching them!
See, it’s the ridiculously ominous statements like “if the machine ever stops pumping, the next crusade will begin” that make these videos gold
I see. So that is why my yogurt is so smooth. They fondled the fruit. 😄👍
I laughed my ass off when he said basilberry then felt like a dumbass when I found out it's an actual berry
00:55 *cubed steak
i did not expect on a how it's made video for the first 5 seconds to hear "Your mother"
This series continues to be consistently funny.
aah yes my favorite yogurt flavor: ASBESTOS
*a s b e s t o s*
Dam it feels bad when he says a brand everyone knows and u still don’t know it
Damn you don’t know what dannon is?
Nope is it American?
@@dorritoeater2110 I don’t know if it’s an American brand or not but its certainly almost everywhere over here
@@dorritoeater2110 It's French, and really good yogurt. Seems weird that the US thinks that people need to change the name.
@@Novarcharesk It's a pretty common thing at least in the food industry to change the name when crossing borders. For some reason Lays rebranded to Walkers in England for instance.
Thank you, been trying to make this at home but failed each time
5:11 watching this video listening through these exact earbuds. They're great
That sponsor was so smooth. I love eating Raycons with my yougurt, so I am very glad to have 20% off.
2:36 me: *is in school watching a video about the first crusade*
How It’s Actually Made - Huggbees Episodes
bruh Dannon is spelled Danone everywhere else except in America but it's by the same company, didnt know that until now
you made the raycon advertisment fun. watching it was enjoyable
Hypnotic pistons go like "Wololo!"
Is several gallons of someone's blood ok for the colouring of the yogurt?
no because blood can be used as substitute for egg
3:33 so that’s a filling machine right?
4:22 This is not funny. My heart dropped.
That ‘usually’ GOT ME LOL. That’s such a subtle demonstration of comedic genius right there. Lol
These all feel like how things in Night Vale are actually made. I love this style.
3:10 git me dead lol
This channel is a combination of HowToBasic's deceit, and Critikal's monotone intellect.
1:43 WHAT DO YOU MEAN USUALLY?
Idk but Matt didn't show up today..... oh no...
3:39 that aged well
Honestly around 80% of your video sounds legit,
Then the last 20% is everyone taking it left turn into a crack den and I love it keep up the work