Basically ANY loot based games.

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  • @raphaa16
    @raphaa16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7589

    - You'll get this leaf!
    - But why?
    - Cuz it's an event

    • @hylianro
      @hylianro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Heh animal crossing

    • @henningbrown5687
      @henningbrown5687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I feel it

    • @Ajc-ni3xn
      @Ajc-ni3xn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Right, but if you get 3 leaves, you get a hat

    • @hotkoyoto
      @hotkoyoto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, hello epic seven. Funny to see you here.

    • @snr_chxlo
      @snr_chxlo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      6,200th like

  • @TheAlphaTeamPlays
    @TheAlphaTeamPlays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7423

    Ah yes, my 2 favourite film characters
    -Caleb
    -Glasses Caleb

    • @adambailey1236
      @adambailey1236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      You don't like hat Caleb? I mean, sure he's the weirder one of them, but still lovable! 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @BehelitZero
      @BehelitZero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      His name is guy with glasses.

    • @thejurassicchicken1445
      @thejurassicchicken1445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      More like
      -Caleb
      -Caleb without glasses

    • @randallmokjialung3592
      @randallmokjialung3592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I mean, me with glasses and me without glasses are completely different people

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Black hoodie Caleb
      Gray hoodie Caleb with headphones over the hoodie
      Yellow winter jacket Caleb

  • @hieronymuth
    @hieronymuth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21180

    they always hit you with the “it’s really rare” bro

    • @hazeblaze1266
      @hazeblaze1266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +639

      And its stats are:
      3 dmg
      7 spellcasting
      2 Agi
      4 Def
      Rarity: uncommon

    • @sunsetsleeper
      @sunsetsleeper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Something happen to my buddies I was a low rank healer but I healed them just enough to let me slay the boss after my cooldowns where over (not my fault low ranked) so I finish boss and get all the healer loot it was all healer loot lol

    • @holyarmageddon19
      @holyarmageddon19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Definition of college

    • @FlaqkoGTA
      @FlaqkoGTA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @SAMIL MAHAT fifa xD

    • @dagoat2307
      @dagoat2307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sunsetsleeper what game were yall playing

  • @vangof9571
    @vangof9571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6681

    I like how every video ends in a horrific psychological descent

    • @lucasdaguerreelgarte1540
      @lucasdaguerreelgarte1540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets that xd

    • @obscure_genesis
      @obscure_genesis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Everyone notices that.
      Mainly because the same depression music plays everytime.

    • @chigookafor710
      @chigookafor710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      me too

    • @TheArtis4n
      @TheArtis4n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You can say it ends on a Downward Spiral...

    • @lukethelegend9705
      @lukethelegend9705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yes they all become chaotic nightmare worlds fueled by a strong emotion. In this case, happiness, pure joy and screaming benefits of the car while the real warrior cries, watching his friend get a true reward while he stares, distraught and terrified, at the stick.

  • @xxenome
    @xxenome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20326

    Joke's on him, he'll need that twig later to craft the strongest item in the game.

    • @xa447
      @xa447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1503

      Actually you need 999999 of that stick to craft 1 fragment of the best weapon, but every piece helps

    • @xa447
      @xa447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +397

      @SolarVortex 100

    • @derontanzil6939
      @derontanzil6939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Lol ikr

    • @XillyWonka
      @XillyWonka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      @@xa447 Nah there are only two in Existence, and that mission reward is one of them

    • @brandonwithnell612
      @brandonwithnell612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      yep and its a .1% drop rate, dude said it was rare but did he listen? no, meanwhile all his buddy got was a new mount pssh i got 15 of those

  • @zero-uq9rg
    @zero-uq9rg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10787

    2:55 People Who Bought Pass
    1:43 People Who Are Free To Play

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6516

    You can even eat the car...

    • @tyminator8176
      @tyminator8176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Proto!

    • @YTLoverSDab
      @YTLoverSDab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      unlimited money

    • @shakeebimam
      @shakeebimam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You can fly

    • @TXRHoly
      @TXRHoly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      who tf are you and why are you everywhere?

    • @lanceryderwilson8618
      @lanceryderwilson8618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Edible automobiles are a thing now

  • @azoh6540
    @azoh6540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1104

    A NEW CAR! IT CAN DESTROY ENEMIES! IT CAN RECRUIT ENEMIES! IT REGENERATES YOUR HEALTH, IT REGENERATES YOUR ALLIES HEALTH! YOU CAN EAT INSIDE THE CAR! YOU CAN EVEN EAT THE CAR, AND YOU CAN FLY NOW!...UNLIMITED MONEY! Bruh that whole line killed me.

    • @PutYoRhymeOn
      @PutYoRhymeOn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The way he said "unlimited money" 😂😂😂

    • @droman608
      @droman608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Le Me: **blinks**
      #soistartedblasting

  • @feralcyborggaming1531
    @feralcyborggaming1531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6706

    The moral of the story:
    One man's stick is another man's *NEW CAR, FLIGHT AND UNLIMITED MONEY*.

    • @SupimX
      @SupimX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Put a space in front of the the . To make that bit look like *It's a stick... But a really rare one*

    • @fakakimizuali4796
      @fakakimizuali4796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      YOU CAN EVEN EAT THE CAR!

    • @SupimX
      @SupimX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What I mean is seperate the two
      * * and the dot

    • @feralcyborggaming1531
      @feralcyborggaming1531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SupimX Why am I just seeing this now? 2 months and no notification whatsoever.

    • @Arasmuss
      @Arasmuss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It regenerates yours and your allies health.

  • @betmynamespookedyou4665
    @betmynamespookedyou4665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11054

    Destiny: “You just killed a literal god, here’s a common gun you get when you started the game”

    • @HuggableLoveablePlushies
      @HuggableLoveablePlushies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +920

      Completed the raid 20 times? Managed to clear sections at the very last second, by yourself, as your teammates constantly fell one by one, even though they claim to KWTD and that the raid is "easy"? Have a perfect credit score? Here's a fucking piece of armor you already have. Now get bent.
      New to the raid? Getting carried? Running around like a chicken with its head cut off? Died 40+ times? Crying over your ex? Never intend to do the raid again? Take this powerful raid exotic that has a 5% chance to drop. Fuck everyone else. You deserve it!

    • @ilikepigeons6101
      @ilikepigeons6101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Blasting_Techno xD

    • @Nitrodino7875
      @Nitrodino7875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Lol thats why Destiny succ.

    • @Nitrodino7875
      @Nitrodino7875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Glad i never played it.

    • @betmynamespookedyou4665
      @betmynamespookedyou4665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Jose Castillo Good for you, do you want a cookie?

  • @tonightsbigloser9975
    @tonightsbigloser9975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7018

    2:07, "I'm left handed, I can't even write no more." You can only right now. ;)

    • @iyum_
      @iyum_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      shreg This gave me a stroke
      Edit: This was an old reply when the comment made no sense

    • @TitanCrusher101
      @TitanCrusher101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Did you lose both hands before you wrote that?

    • @iyum_
      @iyum_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Also you spelt write wrong the first time

    • @tonightsbigloser9975
      @tonightsbigloser9975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@iyum_ thanks much brother

    • @iyum_
      @iyum_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      shreg you spelt it wrong again its *WRITE* w-r-i-t-e

  • @Y2Kiraa
    @Y2Kiraa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2226

    *"you can eat outside of the car"*
    *"you can eat in the car"*
    *"you can even eat the cAr"*

    • @DexiduousRose
      @DexiduousRose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You*
      You*
      You*

    • @AverageMelody
      @AverageMelody 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@DexiduousRose no u

    • @uncleflagzz
      @uncleflagzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DexiduousRose I may be one of you, but I'm a Reformist, not a Purist.

    • @DexiduousRose
      @DexiduousRose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@uncleflagzz
      🤷‍♀️

    • @DexiduousRose
      @DexiduousRose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @A happy Philosopher
      Dumb people sure.

  • @RandomDumGuy
    @RandomDumGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5662

    Borderlands be like: Hey you completed the story, here, take this useless gun
    *kills random dude*
    *gets op legendary rifle*

    • @qwertycomputer7871
      @qwertycomputer7871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      But the story grants random guns too. Not at all parts. But at the end it does give random legendary gun(s).

    • @RandomDumGuy
      @RandomDumGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@qwertycomputer7871 Well yes but, apart from sidequests and a non-mandatory story mission, I don't reckon getting any legendary weapon as a mission reward

    • @kckash522
      @kckash522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Haha that’s funny cause that actually happened to me

    • @livemolidre
      @livemolidre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@RandomDumGuy if you played Pre-sequel. Betting the DLC campaign gives you the Cheat code weapon.

    • @RandomDumGuy
      @RandomDumGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@livemolidre I didn't play the DLC but I heard about that

  • @Superluigi881
    @Superluigi881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1279

    Gee thanks for giving me a super rare, super powerful weapon THAT I CAN'T EVEN EQUIP BECAUSE ITS FOR ANOTHER CLASS

    • @hakimssszzz9289
      @hakimssszzz9289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Every time I roll that my luck on the gacha.

    • @fudgefudge8913
      @fudgefudge8913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's so you buy a class change token from the shop.. huehuehue

    • @silentype3008
      @silentype3008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hakimssszzz9289 maplestory?

    • @dantedagoat
      @dantedagoat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I felt that one

    • @raiderexisok618
      @raiderexisok618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I felt that..

  • @DarkShadows713
    @DarkShadows713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    "You can eat inside the car, you can eat the car! You can fly now! Unlimited money!"
    They out here giving me 50 xp for 5 hours...

    • @hazeblaze1266
      @hazeblaze1266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And 27 G

    • @evilepicface5860
      @evilepicface5860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hazeblaze1266 not even bro, you'd be lucky to get that much. More like 10G

  • @PutYoRhymeOn
    @PutYoRhymeOn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    "Some may call them junk. Me, I call them treasures."

  • @PivotAngelic
    @PivotAngelic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    and then watch his friend give up the game next day

    • @rails4328
      @rails4328 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Shit gets me tight

    • @ARandomPerson--
      @ARandomPerson-- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol exactly 🤣 all that junk waisted

    • @winterrain6781
      @winterrain6781 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lmao this is too accurate. My friend gets an ultra rare item or character, and then he quits. Like, come on!

  • @TheDragonLegacy
    @TheDragonLegacy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1632

    Anthem: Heres a super rare .005 drop item *hands you stick*
    Player: I wanted a gun...
    Anthem: Yes but this *stick* is like, super hella rare.

    • @hsmileyface8308
      @hsmileyface8308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheDragonLegacy anthem trash destin good

    • @hsmileyface8308
      @hsmileyface8308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheUltimateGamer245 right isn’t like destiny 2 got 1 million daily players gtgo

    • @dilo7304
      @dilo7304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@hsmileyface8308 why not let people enjoy what they want to play without arguing since it really just does not affect you

    • @mk.1354
      @mk.1354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its because the item drpp chance is randomized at 99% good item and 1% Trash. which makes the trash item rare cuz you can only get it in 1/100 chance.

    • @hsmileyface8308
      @hsmileyface8308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dilo sure nut nobody plays anthem so nobody is afflicted

  • @XenojinHayabusa615
    @XenojinHayabusa615 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1457

    when RNJesus isn't on ur side.

    • @nicoflipi
      @nicoflipi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Imagine games where quests have random generated loots

    • @JorgetePanete
      @JorgetePanete 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nicoflipi well, loot crates are usually made with rng

    • @uniquek_
      @uniquek_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Xenojin Hayabusa Subscribe to my channel 💕

    • @54Immortal
      @54Immortal 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      RNJesus has an agenda against me, fr he be messing with me in every game

    • @nicholasn.2883
      @nicholasn.2883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Xenojin Hayabusa
      When you carry your friend through the whole raid and they get (insert 1000 Voices, Anarchy, Vex Mythoclast, Fatebringer, or Crux of Crota)

  • @cholerickira
    @cholerickira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    Skyrim: Oh, you killed five legendary dragons? Here, have an Iron Dagger that gives 5 stamina per hit.

    • @MysticalHeartless
      @MysticalHeartless 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn't you die?

    • @cholerickira
      @cholerickira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@MysticalHeartless oh, the service here in the afterlife is incredible. They have TH-cam here

    • @thebeginner2280
      @thebeginner2280 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cholerickira so you do know english and were messing with jim with Russian language huh

    • @cholerickira
      @cholerickira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thebeginner2280 considering I've been dead for quite awhile it didn't take very long to learn it. It's also way easier to type than actually speak it

    • @horiyama6281
      @horiyama6281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh that's good compared to what I get when fighting bosses in game (nothing)

  • @davidacosta193
    @davidacosta193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4424

    "Sell it for what"?
    "2 gold"!
    Im dead😂

    • @supersunman6056
      @supersunman6056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      The stick is worth 3 gold if you enchant it.

    • @supersunman6056
      @supersunman6056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @Explosive Potato stonks

    • @Zoomezz
      @Zoomezz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought he was about to rap right there

    • @FahimRidzwan
      @FahimRidzwan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      if you were dead, who wrote the comment?

    • @blazingcontrollerandstorys47
      @blazingcontrollerandstorys47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like 1 copper

  • @beansfebreeze
    @beansfebreeze 6 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Lootcrate is just having a grandma that vaguely knows what you like

    • @tk-zay5073
      @tk-zay5073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Robert Jenkins but at least I still love my grandma when she gets me stuff I don’t like...

    • @Savag3ly
      @Savag3ly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, my experience with lootcrate wasnt all too great either. Paid for 2 months and most of the stuff was junk like pencil pouches and keychains. Never got any clothing items, either.

  • @starblast-2246
    @starblast-2246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +959

    *this is what I get?!*
    *I lost my arm for this!*
    *quicksaves*

    • @adambailey1236
      @adambailey1236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You're a bit of an intellectual, now aren't ya? 🧐

    • @gamalielvacasolis3484
      @gamalielvacasolis3484 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      • Rosalie Marilyn • What does that even mean?

    • @starblast-2246
      @starblast-2246 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh when did i make this comment

    • @starblast-2246
      @starblast-2246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adam Bailey what does that even mean did you get the joke

    • @orange6298
      @orange6298 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@starblast-2246 I didn't understand the joke either but anyways here's your like '👍'

  • @PeanutBreathing
    @PeanutBreathing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "You can even eat the car"
    Caleb was ahead of his time. Now we got cake everything.

    • @Predated2
      @Predated2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean, southpark did the cake car back in 2006

    • @shaunhamilton545
      @shaunhamilton545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lorenz ooo

    • @sebastiancalvey1226
      @sebastiancalvey1226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Big Mom: As it SHOULD Be. Momma , Momma, Momma

  • @blueberrymuffin2750
    @blueberrymuffin2750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    If he just took the stick he would be able to use his other stick to craft.........
    A longer than usual stick

    • @usernametaken017
      @usernametaken017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Irony apart, he could use it for a sword
      (The weakest of the game)

    • @FryingWater
      @FryingWater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh yeah, this is big brain time.

  • @masteryoda7099
    @masteryoda7099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3541

    *YOU CAN IT INSIDE THE CAR, YOU COULD EVEN EAT THE CAR!*

    • @c4nvm
      @c4nvm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Legendary Studios unlimited money.

    • @zainkhan2766
      @zainkhan2766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Plus you can fly

    • @negkoray
      @negkoray 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      -WAAAAAW!

    • @m7mmdpro
      @m7mmdpro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Eat*

    • @dominicjamessumpit3258
      @dominicjamessumpit3258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Regenaration at allies

  • @Mr.Slimlolz
    @Mr.Slimlolz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    Either that stick is way under leveled or he has to grind another 20 levels to equip it.

    • @LeftyPencil
      @LeftyPencil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      no returns

    • @markszymanski5329
      @markszymanski5329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      And by the time he does he has better weapons already

    • @noahb0216
      @noahb0216 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Division in a nutshell

  • @Zadotye
    @Zadotye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "just joined no kills no play time," TAKE HIS ENTIRE REWARD BRO YOU EARNED IT YOU DESERVE IT.

    • @VengefulPolititron
      @VengefulPolititron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this actually seems to be happening to me IRL
      I can't face how devistating it is.
      and the loss...

  • @itsTrickyAF
    @itsTrickyAF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4015

    Destiny nightfall strikes when I get strange coins and my friend joins last second gets a gjallahorn

    • @Cawld
      @Cawld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      xur always got your back tho

    • @TitanCrusher101
      @TitanCrusher101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Xur is my nigga.

    • @josejaviermartinez8157
      @josejaviermartinez8157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      itsTricky LMAOOO remember I joined some guy on my friends list who was doing a 5 man VOG and right as I joined they killed atheon and I got the mythoclast

    • @josejaviermartinez8157
      @josejaviermartinez8157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mega jack lmao sleeper was better anyways

    • @josejaviermartinez8157
      @josejaviermartinez8157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mega jack I was gonna say “then it was all worthless cause of sleeper” but I didn’t for some reason

  • @АсенДоцински
    @АсенДоцински 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1068

    Guess this guy got the short end of the stick...

  • @Super-zq3pn
    @Super-zq3pn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Imagine all the avengers think they beat thanos, and he gets up at the last second to offer them a stick for getting so far

    • @za3403
      @za3403 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Half a stick

    • @hollowtai7436
      @hollowtai7436 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's your profile pic from I feel like I've seen it before

  • @KingGemini
    @KingGemini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2441

    America is playing a loot based game right now

    • @ineffablelenn5725
      @ineffablelenn5725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      HOHO!!

    • @realmarco0o
      @realmarco0o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@ineffablelenn5725 you're approaching me?

    • @ineffablelenn5725
      @ineffablelenn5725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TheReal iiMarco 😳 huh?

    • @realmarco0o
      @realmarco0o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@ineffablelenn5725 It was a JoJo's reference.

    • @ineffablelenn5725
      @ineffablelenn5725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      TheReal iiMarco Aww jeez sorry man I don’t watch that anime 😔

  • @bigime4352
    @bigime4352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    When he said "This is what I get for 9 hours" I felt that.

  • @happykat2501
    @happykat2501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    when you finish a raid boss and some random joins at the end and gets all the loot

    • @devontek7760
      @devontek7760 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thats hella me on monster hunter world

    • @JorgetePanete
      @JorgetePanete 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@devontek7760 That's*

    • @datHDgameplay
      @datHDgameplay 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@devontek7760 but you can't get end mission loot if you join 10min after the mission starts.................

  • @witherninja127
    @witherninja127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1580

    Botw: Here, take a Champion weapon used hundreds of years ago!!!
    You: Ummm, I already have like 5 royal weapons that do more damage.

    • @SomaKitsune
      @SomaKitsune 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      No kidding. So true it hurts.

    • @witherninja127
      @witherninja127 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😖

    • @kenn1104
      @kenn1104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Mipha's Trident lol

    • @witherninja127
      @witherninja127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Louise yes, if anything the bow is the only good Champion weapon.

    • @goshofwar1842
      @goshofwar1842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      “Here, take a champion weapon used hundreds of years ago!!!
      *Breaks after a few hits

  • @futur3109
    @futur3109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Me: *Plays any borderlands game and grindds for over 40 hours*
    Also Me: *Dosen't get the one weapon I want*
    Friend: Hey can I join
    Friend : *Gets it first try
    GearBox: *Perfectly balanced, as all things should be*

    • @cookieaddict5956
      @cookieaddict5956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@pogggaming4470 uncalled for and absolutely mean so shut up

    • @sahave5042
      @sahave5042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SShinySSquirtle It’s a joke

    • @cookieaddict5956
      @cookieaddict5956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sahave5042 is it?

    • @sahave5042
      @sahave5042 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SShinySSquirtle idk

    • @belisauriusfish9406
      @belisauriusfish9406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At least you can trade guns in borderlands. In monster hunter, if you’re helping a friend hunt for parts, and you get the 1% chance of dropping item they need, you just have to live with the guilt of being unable to give it to them.

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    *_I'd fight for 9 years just to have a slim chance of getting EQ's mixtape as loot_*

    • @pinnacull
      @pinnacull 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@monkeyskywalker3 yeah be careful bro. I heard he slides kids.

  • @dilucmain9130
    @dilucmain9130 6 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    that’s how *loot* works

    • @jamroll5134
      @jamroll5134 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ωєιяd ρєяѕoи you tell em

    • @segatore1295
      @segatore1295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🗿

    • @Redsonja77
      @Redsonja77 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's how the mafia works

  • @therealestrj7496
    @therealestrj7496 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    *Any loot based games*
    You get hella shafted with dupes or trash while your friend gets hella rare items....

    • @M30A
      @M30A 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or you been playing that XXXX game for a while with no luck, but a new player comes out of no where with incredible luck in rares.

    • @therealestrj7496
      @therealestrj7496 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@M30A now you would call that beginners luck lol

  • @abdullahiabdulbasit9597
    @abdullahiabdulbasit9597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    "I lost my left hand I can't even WRITE/RIGHT no more"
    UNDERRATED

  • @russell_rozenbaum
    @russell_rozenbaum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    “It’s a stick... But a really rare one!”
    😂💀

    • @jackolantern5183
      @jackolantern5183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It whiter that the stick you have :D

  • @Bassbromerk
    @Bassbromerk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    “YOU CAN EVEN EAT THE CAR”💀💀

    • @Treday
      @Treday 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why does he need to eat the car for? That's was funny as hell

    • @autisticfantasies
      @autisticfantasies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TreDay it regenerates your health like wario in smash bros LMAO

    • @subspace2913
      @subspace2913 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      and you can fly now

    • @xxwoodenswordxx3488
      @xxwoodenswordxx3488 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      But where are the windows?

  • @imjustsaiyan1779
    @imjustsaiyan1779 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    3:11 you can even eat the car

  • @firopense
    @firopense 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Plot twist:
    "Now you gonna grind up with your broken knife till you can buy the boxing gloves"

    • @carlosmendez517
      @carlosmendez517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Look at you stupid,i am stupid now huh

    • @speedy4659
      @speedy4659 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      oMg nIcE vErIfIcAtIoN sYmBoL

  • @Yerr_ItsNick
    @Yerr_ItsNick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    He had to throw in the "UNLIMITED MONEY" at the end lmao

    • @CatholicWeeb
      @CatholicWeeb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Venezuela:* hey, I know this part!

    • @johnpears9558
      @johnpears9558 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Irish Eggs best comment

  • @Denelix
    @Denelix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    *A NEW CAR*
    I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING OML

  • @jimjamjoeyjoejoe
    @jimjamjoeyjoejoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I ALREADY HAVE ONE OF THESE = yep, definitely every loot based game ever.

  • @mactheavenger1495
    @mactheavenger1495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    1:05 Why did that "BOOP" kill me? 🤣🤣

  • @triigrr3644
    @triigrr3644 6 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    When will we get a CalebCity and LongBeachGriffy collab?! Without a doubt, the best two TH-camrs that record videos with themselves as multiple actors.

    • @riinegxn1965
      @riinegxn1965 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes

    • @ultimatum396
      @ultimatum396 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Griffey might be too edgy, my man griff has been on the warpath lately

    • @jasonf7072
      @jasonf7072 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol just watched Griffy right before this video

    • @oscarteaa
      @oscarteaa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They will callab soon, They teased it multiple times on comments and even on Instagram

    • @jeremybrown9611
      @jeremybrown9611 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ultimatum396 Griffey don't give a fuck bruh

  • @jcross1215
    @jcross1215 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Caleb's comment section is like a race to see who's the quickest to come up with jokes of their own.

    • @spimbles
      @spimbles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the irony.

  • @josephesqueda6843
    @josephesqueda6843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    When ezio gets that cape from collecting all the feathers in the game

    • @cjstyles2880
      @cjstyles2880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Og gamer

    • @_JayRamsey_
      @_JayRamsey_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      That freaking cape that makes all of the guards come at you all the time? Fuck that thing.
      So yeah, exactly like the video. Lol.

    • @DLMGames
      @DLMGames 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Real one

    • @labibwajdi3169
      @labibwajdi3169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Imagine getting a reward that makes the game harder for you. Fuck the auditore cape.

    • @_JayRamsey_
      @_JayRamsey_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@labibwajdi3169
      Right? It's not easy getting all of those damned feathers. The Auditore cape is like a big "F You" from the devs.

  • @charlesdickens123
    @charlesdickens123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    You killed the final boss, here is the best item in the game, perfect stats and even a special achievement for the 1st ppl to equip in the server.
    It says "It cannot be sold" and "Class: hunter"
    No matter what class you are, but for sure you are not hunter when this type of things happen.

    • @pogggaming4470
      @pogggaming4470 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m a hunter class

    • @MysticalHeartless
      @MysticalHeartless 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reminds me of Borderlands. Spends 30min farming crawmerax: *drops max lvl classmods for a character im not even playing as*

    • @Kayriel
      @Kayriel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shit happened to me in WoW a long long time ago. My Shadow Priest got the Glaive of Azzinoth off hand.

  • @formanimacion
    @formanimacion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    i just love the moments when there are 3 or more calebs just screaming cracks me up every time

  • @auh4806
    @auh4806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I love how he say "a NeEw cAAR"

  • @breashenae
    @breashenae 6 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    You better scramble like an egg...

    • @primesmx
      @primesmx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Before you get folded like an omelet nigga

    • @typicalirony2291
      @typicalirony2291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ‘Fore you get folded like an omelet!

    • @waldien5802
      @waldien5802 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Before you get folded like an omelet

    • @crystalpyu
      @crystalpyu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      YAYER

    • @IsYouDeadass
      @IsYouDeadass 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Markus Parkus YGRHRGR

  • @3xalin
    @3xalin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3572

    The Normal Drop Rate: 5%
    My Drop Rate To That Item: 0.001%
    My Friends Drop Rate: 97%
    Edit:let's go for 5k?

    • @268391
      @268391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Underrated ash

    • @Canalbiruta
      @Canalbiruta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I got the rarest skin letting my friends loot in my account lol

    • @RandomHandle837
      @RandomHandle837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Terraria in a nutshell

    • @ForsakenDreamer7
      @ForsakenDreamer7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@RandomHandle837 Rod of Discord be damned.

    • @RandomHandle837
      @RandomHandle837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ForsakenDreamer7 got it accidentally in less than 50 elementals, which shows the main aspect of the game, getting the rare stuff you don't want

  • @BigRatNuggz
    @BigRatNuggz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Dude gone give me as stick then give the dude with a pink shirt a car.........................fam would've got slided

  • @norf7110
    @norf7110 6 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    My guy said “you can even eat the car”😭😭😭

    • @xxwoodenswordxx3488
      @xxwoodenswordxx3488 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But where are the windows?

    • @cloudy0712
      @cloudy0712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      U N L I M I T E D M O N E Y

    • @LARAUJO_0
      @LARAUJO_0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He probably mains Wario

  • @PutingPinoy
    @PutingPinoy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1073

    “It’s a stick! But, a really rare one.”
    “This is what I get for 9 hours!? I lost my arm.”
    *Updated since some people were grumpy that I stated my favorite lines from this 🤣: Yep! Pretty much how I felt when managing a retail store-or playing most Zelda games (with the exception of Majora’s Mask).

    • @GIFT1FROM1THE1GODZ
      @GIFT1FROM1THE1GODZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yes, I watched the video, too!

    • @blaze7014
      @blaze7014 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Puting Pinoy yes, we saw it.

    • @SkyTheGuy8
      @SkyTheGuy8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@GIFT1FROM1THE1GODZ it was a good video right? I watched it as well.. i will now proceed to quote something from the video and add nothing to it.

    • @PutingPinoy
      @PutingPinoy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Wow, a lot of unnecessary hostility/sarcasm here. Sometimes it is nice to just post your favorite lines. I will go ahead and add a little commentary so y’all will be happy.

    • @hasten4435
      @hasten4435 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes he did say that.

  • @Kalimdori
    @Kalimdori 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Me who plays the game for several years and mastered it: 0.01% Drop Change
    My noob friend that i told about the game that he didn't even know existed: 99.99% Drop Chance
    Plot Armor Activated.

  • @jamaicanchila7193
    @jamaicanchila7193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Should’ve used a health potion tbh

  • @karma1507
    @karma1507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    This man got a car he can eat, eat in, fly, regenerate his health and his allies Heath with along with unlimited money for just existing

    • @jackpadz6079
      @jackpadz6079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Religion, am I right?

  • @KB-vx8ue
    @KB-vx8ue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    YOU CAN EVEN EAT THE CAR
    TIME LOOP
    YOU CAN EVEN EAT THE CAR

  • @Dancooper842
    @Dancooper842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is how I feel when I do a million fishing quests in Terraria but the angler keeps giving me just another freaking sponge and not the three items I need for an accessory upgrade

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    This is Jake Paul's worst nightmare

  • @Thee_Sinner
    @Thee_Sinner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    “This videos sponsored by Loot Crate; here’s why using that service is a bad idea.”

    • @frostythesnowdragon3170
      @frostythesnowdragon3170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lootcrate is a good service wtf you talking about

    • @7DeadlyJinxs
      @7DeadlyJinxs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@frostythesnowdragon3170 The fact that they skim out on delivering what people were promised for months on end?

    • @frostythesnowdragon3170
      @frostythesnowdragon3170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@7DeadlyJinxs that's not on them that's on whatever company they use to deliver the packages

    • @7DeadlyJinxs
      @7DeadlyJinxs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@frostythesnowdragon3170 It is on them. They're the ones who get the money from the customers thus they are the ones responsible.

    • @frostythesnowdragon3170
      @frostythesnowdragon3170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@7DeadlyJinxs no it's not when i order from them i always get mine so its clearly on the delivery service

  • @masterguitarplayer6979
    @masterguitarplayer6979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Meanwhile in Anor Londo...
    *Nine Hours Pass*
    “1 Proof of a Concord Kept”

    • @Pundae
      @Pundae 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I still got that platinum

    • @Williebandz
      @Williebandz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GamerPro197 this hits way too close home😭😭

    • @AkiyaA2
      @AkiyaA2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel your pain, that was the most painful platinum I've ever gotten, F those drop rates

    • @Pundae
      @Pundae 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AkiyaA2 dark souls 2 was just as annoying with the bell keeper miracle. Try getting invasions in a dead game with an awful pvp system or look for a rare asf red enemy in belfry sol. My friend grinded it but I still haven't

    • @apathyreaper5323
      @apathyreaper5323 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pundae NOT UH!

  • @epicchillman3979
    @epicchillman3979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I like how he's being really serious about his arm when it's in a game

  • @happykat2501
    @happykat2501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    that moment when you 100% a game and all you get is an achievement

    • @Croethro
      @Croethro 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or you play on switch and get self satisfaction for 100% completion

  • @saccharinerose_1640
    @saccharinerose_1640 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Tfw you get a golden pile of poop for collecting all the korok seeds : /

    • @jaredhouseholder1979
      @jaredhouseholder1979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I've got 7 left. 530 hours in this freaking game. Please kill me.

    • @solarwolf1336
      @solarwolf1336 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jaredhouseholder1979 I got 400 and quit there

    • @usaydt
      @usaydt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Here's some advice for next time. Just collect enough to max out weapon slots
      Then stop to keep sanity

  • @kurobushi7746
    @kurobushi7746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "I don't deserve it!!" He had to toss in the unlimited money also

  • @rigo_ad9317
    @rigo_ad9317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Oh GOD, I’m getting flashbacks to all those MMO RPG’s.

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm getting Call of Duty flashbacks.

  • @FATAHabdifatah
    @FATAHabdifatah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    damn that door gets more screen time than him

    • @bwill123
      @bwill123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That house bout to be famous when he makes it big. Lol

  • @ALJR_YT
    @ALJR_YT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Farming bosses on Borderlands 2 be like...

    • @spimbles
      @spimbles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      cough captain flint cough

    • @ALJR_YT
      @ALJR_YT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spimbles I never... NEVER... got his gun

    • @bubblymakamae3839
      @bubblymakamae3839 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love borderlands, I am not the only one, yippie

    • @ALJR_YT
      @ALJR_YT 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GODMODELAGGER f*cking Doc Mercy

  • @anshsoniYT
    @anshsoniYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    This analogy works for schools and exams too

    • @sword_of_damocle5
      @sword_of_damocle5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i.e. poor kids vs rich kids

    • @samjoshi1812
      @samjoshi1812 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How? What you put in is what you get out.

    • @f1r3hunt3rz5
      @f1r3hunt3rz5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      There's always that genius kid who aces exams even though you don't see him studying

    • @Adeyum64
      @Adeyum64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@samjoshi1812 You: raising up your arm everytime
      Other kid: never raises it but sits next to the smart kid
      You: you get a C- I mean you tried I understand...
      Other kid:... YOU GET AN A YEAHHHH

    • @eddiemate
      @eddiemate 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@samjoshi1812 I put in the best I'm capable of and I'm still only getting Cs.
      Meanwhile these incredibly disruptive people (who I'm pretty sure don't even listen half of the time) are bragging about their As.
      Any other lies you want to tell us?

  • @abdulrehmanhassan3091
    @abdulrehmanhassan3091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:03
    _LootCrate,_
    _You Look Great_
    -Caleb

  • @nicoslvt6768
    @nicoslvt6768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “You can even EAT THE CAR”

  • @basicnelle1968
    @basicnelle1968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    “You can even eat the car” 💀💀

    • @bizzah6524
      @bizzah6524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I lost it at that part lmfao

  • @Prashik_ft11
    @Prashik_ft11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    You can break the stick to get its parts

    • @jackedupjustin
      @jackedupjustin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wat would u need from a stick?

    • @puti4090
      @puti4090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Longingmustinart Plays and reacts it’s a damn joke you don’t get

    • @eddiemate
      @eddiemate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Longingmustinart Plays and reacts
      Two sticks!

    • @jackpadz6079
      @jackpadz6079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *EA wants to know your location*

  • @zombieford
    @zombieford 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Thank you for fighting a boss that took you around 30 attempts, heres a random chance to get a really good weapon that virtually no one has, or a weapon that can't help you at all.. -Destiny 2

  • @tonytony2277
    @tonytony2277 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Any rpg game ever i swear finalfantasy,warcraft etc....

  • @lil_fish5348
    @lil_fish5348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    Destiny in a nutshell smh

    • @johntaki2704
      @johntaki2704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Still fun as hell for some reason

    • @lil_fish5348
      @lil_fish5348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PlaneFreak2252 ain’t wrong, kinda

    • @dadkwashere
      @dadkwashere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup

    • @toopsisdfg6339
      @toopsisdfg6339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well then thats how you know when to switch to warframe lul

    • @groyperfuhr4871
      @groyperfuhr4871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@toopsisdfg6339 warframe is gay, free to play but pay to win there's no fun in that

  • @DatDaDatty
    @DatDaDatty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    GIMME THE LOOT

    • @davidschlichting5203
      @davidschlichting5203 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      When I hit the comment button there was none. Reloaded and there are like 17 comments like this lmao

    • @DatDaDatty
      @DatDaDatty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jusjadii great minds think alike

    • @hardlyquinn6760
      @hardlyquinn6760 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (;´ຶДຶ `) I cri everytime

    • @jamroll5134
      @jamroll5134 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Itz Jay I said it last 😂

  • @Aqnepo
    @Aqnepo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You nailed all 3 parts, very well done
    The fanfare at 2:56 was icing on the cake 😂

  • @Unyubaby
    @Unyubaby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Rolling for loot in FFXIV when the party member that did the worst always gets the rare loot.

    • @BiscuitDelivery
      @BiscuitDelivery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It makes sense, though. If they gave the good gear to the person dealing the highest damage, the divide between that good player and the bad player would only widen. By giving the worst player the best gear, said player is more likely to do well in future missions and not hold his team back.

    • @Heyitsaveri
      @Heyitsaveri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BiscuitDelivery But the rare loot is always mounts that you've farmed weeks for and they get is first drop meanwhile you're sitting there with like 54 totems in your inventory.

    • @Heyitsaveri
      @Heyitsaveri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The best part is when they leave the farm party immediately after :D

    • @BiscuitDelivery
      @BiscuitDelivery 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Heyitsaveri Honestly? In FFXIV you can just pick up a crafting trade and make tens of millions of gil in a week off of it.

    • @Heyitsaveri
      @Heyitsaveri 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BiscuitDelivery Yeah that's true and I do have a crafter that I do that on, but I really wanna get all the primal mounts in the game. I have all of them from A Realm Reborn and Heavensward, but I still only have 3 from Stormblood ;-;

  • @Upriser123
    @Upriser123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    *Opens Crate*
    _Gets another crate inside that crate_

  • @knshgreen41
    @knshgreen41 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:35 when your friend joins the group after you beat the dungeon

  • @Hamadsabri
    @Hamadsabri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    destiny 2 after doing a raid : heres the same exotic ghost shell yu got before

  • @SpxwnXP
    @SpxwnXP 6 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    This is how it be on Elder Scrolls Online

    • @virtues487
      @virtues487 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which dungeon hurt you trying to grind sets

    • @virtues487
      @virtues487 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know which. I was trying to get a skin lol nope

    • @SpxwnXP
      @SpxwnXP 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@virtues487 Scalecaller Peak, The Ogre Twins

    • @virtues487
      @virtues487 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SpxwnXP finishing it vet and completing the achievements gets you a nice skin but i can't get past the orges

    • @SpxwnXP
      @SpxwnXP 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@virtues487 Well I did soo much to take them down with my group and when we finally did after all that ass whooping they gave us garbage.

  • @foreverakpabio9428
    @foreverakpabio9428 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Man just started, but can prob beat the game in 30 with his new loot

  • @TheCozypillow
    @TheCozypillow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    This is like the last Loot Crate sponsored video since they went bankrupt

    • @bestcommentuwilleverseeiny5220
      @bestcommentuwilleverseeiny5220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brand On I don't know if it's true or not but I figured maybe....maybe he's right. So I liked your comment anyway.

  • @koine1491
    @koine1491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When he said “I LOST MY ARM FOR THIS MAN!!” I felt that in my soul.

  • @dr.acoustic1463
    @dr.acoustic1463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love the last things he always says right at the very end of the sketches, in this one he just yells out"UNLIMITED MONEY!" And now I just can't sleep without laughing a little bit I that

  • @jamsheeddevotee7588
    @jamsheeddevotee7588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Friends: grind on destiny for months to get Gjallahorn
    Me: started late AF. Gets BALLERHORN FIRST I.B. MATCH

  • @KanSoloDolo
    @KanSoloDolo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    That beat went hard I though he was finna bus out rappin: sell it for WHAT, like 2 gold. I’d rather u given green mold. I been fighting these jobs for 9 hours, haven’t changed my clothes or taken any showers, then My friend just joined and didn’t even do a thing, u gave him all of the stuff in the game and I couldn’t even get a magic ring

    • @solarwolf1336
      @solarwolf1336 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice

    • @kelvin3855
      @kelvin3855 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      SnYp_ Trouble decent👏🏾

    • @TimDaGoof
      @TimDaGoof 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You was bored and high huh

    • @fubusupporter5933
      @fubusupporter5933 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      SnYp_ Trouble if you like the beat it’s Bishop nehru it’s whateva instrumental.

    • @lovelylove6193
      @lovelylove6193 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao barsss asf💀💀💀

  • @sifubamonghezi8550
    @sifubamonghezi8550 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "congrats you just beat the hardest boss on the hardest difficulty with absolutely no armour or weapons
    Here's a bottle cap"

  • @dinanga_revert
    @dinanga_revert 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    “‘You can fly now, unlimited money”’

  • @pilerks1
    @pilerks1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    I dont know maybe you should sell it
    *SELL IT FOR WHAT FOR 2 GOLD?!*

    • @Vohasiiv
      @Vohasiiv 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah man, that stick wont even get ya 2 copper!

    • @JnixMarshel
      @JnixMarshel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      💀

  • @rastabananaman206
    @rastabananaman206 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "You can eat in the car, YOU CAN EVEN EAT THE CAR!" I'M DYING LMAO

  • @sparrow_solas
    @sparrow_solas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "Quote from the video you literally just watched"

    • @tylerboone6324
      @tylerboone6324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ye i hate those

    • @damnndamo6086
      @damnndamo6086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “This is what I get for nine hours of fight villains?” 🤣🤣

    • @deixyis3806
      @deixyis3806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Meta comments only works if you posted it at the exact same time the video got uploaded

    • @doomerantiboomer206
      @doomerantiboomer206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Comedy gold lmfao

    • @legohexman2858
      @legohexman2858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Wrong. That quote was not in the video"