@mana256k have you by any chance been outside at all? Have you not seen a Chinese restaurant outside of china? Have you not seen a Mexican restaurant outside of Mexico?
I was more shook by 'barrel'. I now want to call my wheelie bin a 'barrel' (note: I realise that most ppl reading this will be MORE shook by "wheelie bin" lmao)
Loved this stream! Felt a bit uncomfortable though when Geogeusser showed my house and Jerma said my full legal name 6 times while staring at the camera
I'm sorry but this is all the security footage they have, it can never sow back the hole in our hearts but it's the best we have th-cam.com/video/ovuRItQFD60/w-d-xo.html
That whole bit of Jerma squinting at a multicolored square sign over a bridge and ignoring the French Flag on the boat right in front of him was glorious
The noise gate only picking up his AC when he talks is making it sound like he's in a spaceship and there's little thrusters firing constantly to correct course and stay in orbit
Jerma explores rural areas surrounded by agriculture and wild onion trees for 10 minutes, comes across Japanese text and immediately picks the most urbanized area out of the entire country
I love whenever Jerma says something nuts like calling a trash bin a "barrel" and you can physically feel chat through space and time spamming "barrel????"
Watching 13:10 live, I don’t think I’ve ever been more frustrated. It was so obviously Paris and he gets distracted by the fucking Swiss watch ad. Never change Jerma
Hilarious how these new-gen AIs like "Jerma" seem so intelligent, but fail at simple tasks like this! Gives me hope that they won't take over any time soon :)
Not even two minutes in and he's already stared directly at the flag of the location and still guessed a completely different country. This is gonna be good
I think it's because of how strict Jerma's caretakers are on his containment that he enjoys geoguesser so much. Could you imagine the havoc if he was let loose to these places?? Honestly a sigh of relief for humanity.
I can absolutely read in dreams but if I look away for a second it keeps changing what it says. I get a bunch of dreams where I'm trying to type or text or whatever, and it's always impossible to pull off without making mistakes because the words keep changing.
as someone with a long ass driveway we normally keep it outside the house till it's garbage day then put it out the night before and take it back the evening after. we aren't walking down the driveway every single day to throw a bag of trash out.
Watching how this mans brain works while he is trying to figure things out is a beautiful tragedy, it's like a horrifying car crash that you just can't look away from.
@@Maurrokh ;) Interestingly enough, looking at yourself in the mirror on a mild dose of mushrooms can go either way, either realising how weird humans look or seeing the beauty of who you are, without being influenced by body dysmorphia or any kind of negative self-image.
My dude, i honestly feel the same way about waking up after dreaming. I’m always like “Yeah, im going to wake up and record what i remember!” But then you wake up feeling like absolute balls and can’t even operate your phone to open Notepad. But you’re lucky to be able to lucid dream, for some reason my brain won’t let me not know I’m dreaming
Happy Birthday Jerma! thanks for being such a fun person and for helping me and a lot of other people when we're passing by hard things, and thanks to all the editors & clippers on this channels and also outside it that uploads what happens on the streams here on TH-cam 💙🎂🎉 Just for today since you're the birthday boy, we won't acknowledge the number of victims that you've claimed during all these years, and also the debt has economically frozen so it won't go up or down, so you can come outside and have fun now, the police won't be searching for you!
the dream bit shows hes glad that nobody really points out himself being vulnerable and that's a huge relief. he is the only youtuber that hasn't gotten political or anything like that in anyway
I can honestly tell that was australia before he turned around to spot the tiny "keep left" sign that has been battered many times by vehicles and just bent back to shape probably by school kids, this was the dead give away.
19:40 what he's saying here isn't fast and loose. I can read words completely fine in my dreams (maybe because a large part of my dreams revolve around words and the actions surrounding them), and most technology works in my dreams as well. One of my most recent ones involved playing a video game, and I had vivid tactile feelings of a controller in one hand and a mouse in the other (it's a control scheme for quake ii on the ps1), and actively made the connection that moving those moved me on the screen. I felt those buttons being pressed rather than feeling like i was the character moving around. None of mine have involved lightswitches, but that felt close enough to compare.
I don't know why logic in our brain just doesn't work as intended when dreaming a lot. I remember having a scary dream about Ocarina of Time when I was really young where I was playing as Link or something, but I kinda actually WAS Link and talking through link in third person perspective (dream things) riding a cow while surrounded by a ton of ReDeads. The cow wouldn't move and then I was like "I know! Cows need milk!" I fed a bottle of Lon Lon Milk to the cow and it then mooed, COLLAPSED and DIED right under me. Why the heck would I feed cow's milk to an adult cow, anyway? And why would it DIE?
About "You cant read in a dream". You absolutely can. Its quite trippy tho. Every time I read in my dreams it felt like words outside the ones I see at the moment appear to exist already and everything is perfectly still, but I am 100% sure that words make sence only when I look at them.
i love that he always always always wants it to be new england so he can be confident about it for once. “it’s BOSTON my friend MIKE LIVED RIGHT THERE”
its scary that ive been exactly in the location in the same position as two of the places on this livestream (singapore near orchard and paris near museum)
“We’re in Japan!” When there’s no Japanese characters anywhere in sight and a Croatian flag right in front of him lol
it did say nippon tbf
@@krenkrombo9616 I don’t think im in china if I see “zhōngguó” written on a sign
@watchmejumpstart Jerma single handedly reigniting the Balkan powder keg (again)
@@lironi1111 and Jerma says he isn't sus. He sus af.
@@krenkrombo9616 Eneos is a Japanese oil brand
“You’re reading chat”
“No I’m not” - As he reads chat
I was looking for this comment
I was looking for this reply
This is literally the "nobody's home" of twitch
God I love Jerma so much
I was looking for you
jerma is the type of person to think that he was in china just because he saw a sign that said "chinese restaurant"
@Yvone Tubla Campeão do "chinese restaurant"
He would be the type of guy to think that Kazakstan is in America because it has a Mcdonalds drive thru.
@mana256k have you by any chance been outside at all? Have you not seen a Chinese restaurant outside of china? Have you not seen a Mexican restaurant outside of Mexico?
@@specialism640 was a joke x
I love how Jerma either completely forgot or ignored that Russia and Japan have completely different alphabets
cut him some slack, he's still getting used to humans having different languages, on his planet everyone just speaks Jerman
@@naranciagaming O my god that was horrible... have a like for it
Its his dementia, its starting to effect his day to day life 😔
@@naranciagaming i thought it was Jermaic?
and not only that, neither of them use the alphabet he was reading
I love how he's amazed that fruit grows in the wild.
Cut him a break all he knows is Starbucks and tar
Cityslicker
@@doodguytheblank2403 Milkdrinker
He’s never been outside how can you expect him to know where fruit comes from
I also like how he thinks that tomatoes and onions come from trees
FRESH WILD APPLE. FRESH WILD ORANGE. A WILD TOMATO. A WILD ONION. Beautiful nature.
i read this as he said it lmao
What a beautiful wild onion tree
fruit safari
Horse Andy
the best part is that it was probably a persimmon lol
"Chatsworth road! That's where you guys live!" im dead 💀
he keeps looking both ways before crossing the streets like cars are gonna hit him
Safety maxxing
This is the closest Jerma will ever be to anywhere outside of his secure enclosure
Scp-985 must never be allowed to breach containment
Thank god he's 500 meters underground
they allow him 15 minutes of geoguesser time a day to let him believe he's exploring the outside world
Jerma calling the TV Remote "a changer" is the most unhinged thing he has said to date on stream.
I was more shook by 'barrel'. I now want to call my wheelie bin a 'barrel' (note: I realise that most ppl reading this will be MORE shook by "wheelie bin" lmao)
@@FeenieVonKarma Nope calling a garbage bin a barrel had me question Jerma’s sanity to a new level.
@@gucciguy3408 what do you guys call it if not “barrel” lol
@@yagirlalyxx its a bin or ‘the trash’
@@yagirlalyxx bin
Jerma discreetly scouts the world for prime sites for an underground villain base
scout 😳
@@naranciagaming TF3 confirmed
Loved this stream! Felt a bit uncomfortable though when Geogeusser showed my house and Jerma said my full legal name 6 times while staring at the camera
ikr he does that all the time, it's starting to scare me and my family
Jerma could see an advert for Dutch Chocolate in Japan, and immediately conclude that he's in Netherlands.
Geoguesser without music in the background besides the sound of his air conditioning puttering out weakly is really one hell of a experience
I thought it sounded like the dark souls UI lol
This just might explain a lot about Jerma
Oh no, now I can’t ignore the ambient noise, it’s so annoying now, lol
We can't have music that would distract Jerma somehow.
im fucking tweaking watching this i cant stand this noise
6:40 jerma seeing snow, saying "snow," zooming in on the snow, and saying "snow" again is so funny. guy discovers weather
10:29
"Barrel" "Changer-beeper" Jerma confirmed for not only not of the United States, but not of Planet Earth.
It's horrible how the authorities never managed to capture "Jerma" while he was in France, absolute devastation and emotional turmoil right now.
The horrors he caused while there
I'm sorry but this is all the security footage they have, it can never sow back the hole in our hearts but it's the best we have th-cam.com/video/ovuRItQFD60/w-d-xo.html
@@spacebassist oh my god that's horrible footage 😢 may they RIP
Can confirm, I'm french. In here we called him "La menace rouge" from his infamous shirt. No link to urss.
@@Lucyller wsh bien?
That whole bit of Jerma squinting at a multicolored square sign over a bridge and ignoring the French Flag on the boat right in front of him was glorious
The noise gate only picking up his AC when he talks is making it sound like he's in a spaceship and there's little thrusters firing constantly to correct course and stay in orbit
absolutely loved him going "WE'RE IN JAPAN?!" with a massive croatian flag on-screen
Or when he's got a huge French flag on the left but chooses to focus on the "no entry" Austrian-flag-looking-sign on the bridge instead.
starting a war by calling Croatia Slovenia
@@PoppyVinter do you expect anything less from the sus guy? His crimes mount.
@Yvone Tubla fyi jerma doesn't tolerate transphobia in his community. He said trans right on stream multiple times so what are you doing here.
@Yvone Tubla SOMBFT
"Do you remember the dream I had a while back"
That's not how dreams work, Jeremy. Normal humans can't experience another person's dream.
We’re not human. We’re just a delusion of Jerma’s mind.
@@Diorden119 Boltzmann Brain Andy
Dude, he’s like 40. Lay off em.
Jerma explores rural areas surrounded by agriculture and wild onion trees for 10 minutes, comes across Japanese text and immediately picks the most urbanized area out of the entire country
8:11
Jerma reading chat: "You're reading chat"
Jerma after very obviously reading chat: "NO I'M NOT!"
I love whenever Jerma says something nuts like calling a trash bin a "barrel" and you can physically feel chat through space and time spamming "barrel????"
I heard it and instantly the sheer insanity of acting like barrel is a standard term made me forget what we call it.
Watching 13:10 live, I don’t think I’ve ever been more frustrated. It was so obviously Paris and he gets distracted by the fucking Swiss watch ad. Never change Jerma
right? like "DUDE STOP TALKING JUST LOOK FOR A SECOND"
A fun way to play along at home is by guessing “Egypt” every time and just hoping Jerma guessed on the wrong side of the globe
I like imagining Jerma walking into a Walmart, seeing a Toblerone bar, and yelling "I'm in Switzerland?!"
hope jerma will make it home from france soon. my prayers go out to him and his swim trip across the atlantic
No wonder he uses weird terms like "barrel" for a trash can
Hilarious how these new-gen AIs like "Jerma" seem so intelligent, but fail at simple tasks like this! Gives me hope that they won't take over any time soon :)
What's scary to me is that he might even be a real person. We don't have definitive proof that he's just an AI.
@@HOBOsnake only an AI can make art as incoherent as Jerma does
This learning AI is a lot more “learning” than “I”
The best part is that his first guess is always New England
Jerma definitely calls a light switch a flicky flicky willy donker
i like where your mind is at, but unfortunately he said the phrase "light switch" in the video
Not even two minutes in and he's already stared directly at the flag of the location and still guessed a completely different country. This is gonna be good
"I know nothing about Australia" Thank God, we are safe.
Glad we have the technology to uncover where his victims spent their final moments
we need to do another cook waltuh
I feel bad for the guy jerma has trapped in his basement who had to edit and upload this video while jerma is out celebrating his birthday
I think it's because of how strict Jerma's caretakers are on his containment that he enjoys geoguesser so much. Could you imagine the havoc if he was let loose to these places?? Honestly a sigh of relief for humanity.
i can’t believe he read a chat message that said “you’re reading chat”, said it out loud, then proclaimed he was, in fact, not reading chat.
I bet Jerma struggled to not say ‘galaxy’ when he said “Im from a different part of the world”
Wha-sh-weh-did we-ha-wh-is th-how are-the-wha-are-are we in-in *France?*
- Jerma at some point during this video, probably
"There's no Switzerland over here?"
"I did-wh-whe-wha-th-there's no secrets over here?"
he ACTUALLY was SO CLOSE to so many of them
"You're reading chat"
"No I'm not"
same energy as
"Hey can you hear me down there?"
"No"
*Literally looks at Croatian flag* "oh Slovenia"
10:16 Jerma getting somewhat jokingly angry at the chat cus they made fun of him calling a trash can a “barrel” is so freaking funny
I was actually in a lucid dream once and I looked in a mirror, and it actually was what jerma explained… maybe his human studies are paying off
But is that just because Jerma said it would happen?
Ya lol I was able to do all of them I'm confused
@@meowmeowmeowmeowcatoncomputer big deal. you can do that in real life
19:30 He just projected his own fucked dream experiences on everyone else and expected it to be the standard
What a lucid maniac
He really turned that Singapore one around.
1:13 - 1:30 Jerma is clinically insane
His strategy to say joke guesses that are obviously wrong to hide when he actually makes a giant mistake is the exact thing i would do.
at 8:16 Jerma reads a chat message then immediately claims he is not reading chat
He sees Japanese Kanji and immediately knows; he's in Greece
The consistent uploads to this channel recently make me happy :)
Jerma getting genuinely happy at the wild onion actually made me smile a bit.
I can absolutely read in dreams but if I look away for a second it keeps changing what it says. I get a bunch of dreams where I'm trying to type or text or whatever, and it's always impossible to pull off without making mistakes because the words keep changing.
Jerma: *sees Croatian flag*
Also Jerma: Japan!
its crazy how he morphed his face into resembling georainbolt, thus predicting the emergence of rainbolt in the future 🤯
as someone with a long ass driveway we normally keep it outside the house till it's garbage day then put it out the night before and take it back the evening after. we aren't walking down the driveway every single day to throw a bag of trash out.
Nice of his guard to let him experience the real world for once. It's the small things that matter
Watching how this mans brain works while he is trying to figure things out is a beautiful tragedy, it's like a horrifying car crash that you just can't look away from.
I looked in a mirror in a dream once and it was one of the scariest things ive ever experienced
Try it on LSD ;)
@@Maurrokh ;)
Interestingly enough, looking at yourself in the mirror on a mild dose of mushrooms can go either way, either realising how weird humans look or seeing the beauty of who you are, without being influenced by body dysmorphia or any kind of negative self-image.
7:56 "Good times"
Meanwhile there's a motorcycle about to get smashed into
4:48 Underrated joke
My dude, i honestly feel the same way about waking up after dreaming. I’m always like “Yeah, im going to wake up and record what i remember!” But then you wake up feeling like absolute balls and can’t even operate your phone to open Notepad. But you’re lucky to be able to lucid dream, for some reason my brain won’t let me not know I’m dreaming
it sounds like a demon is exhaling every time jerma speaks
Everyone cross off “TFS and Jerma crossover” on the 2022 Bingo board
Deranged man talks to his computer monitor about wild onion trees
Happy Birthday Jerma! thanks for being such a fun person and for helping me and a lot of other people when we're passing by hard things, and thanks to all the editors & clippers on this channels and also outside it that uploads what happens on the streams here on TH-cam 💙🎂🎉
Just for today since you're the birthday boy, we won't acknowledge the number of victims that you've claimed during all these years, and also the debt has economically frozen so it won't go up or down, so you can come outside and have fun now, the police won't be searching for you!
Love the editor for the Dbza reference
11:39 this guy would eat a crab apple off a tree like a deer
Glad to see some more Jerma Geoguesser. He's either super close or really far off with pretty much no inbetween.
Jerma's actually pretty good at this game, hard to believe he isn't real
the dream bit shows hes glad that nobody really points out himself being vulnerable and that's a huge relief. he is the only youtuber that hasn't gotten political or anything like that in anyway
8:11 deranged streamer reads a message in chat and denies every reading chat
9:25
My childhood house's driveway was so long my mom had to drive us to the end of it just so the school bus could pick us up
This video would be perfect to play on a tv while drinking with your friends and not really paying attention to it but it be funny sometimes
And just the random relatable talking points
You may laugh at Jerma’s poor guessing skills, but it’s the only thing keeping you from the meat grinder.
I don't think anybody calls it a barrel, truly a psycho streamer.
13:28 that's a flag jerma says pointing to a stop sign while panning past a French flag on the boat
I’m pretty sure I’ve walked along that exact street in Singapore
I can honestly tell that was australia before he turned around to spot the tiny "keep left" sign that has been battered many times by vehicles and just bent back to shape probably by school kids, this was the dead give away.
Idk how but the road lines gave it away to me.
If you showed this to rainbolt he’d have an aneurysm
19:40 what he's saying here isn't fast and loose. I can read words completely fine in my dreams (maybe because a large part of my dreams revolve around words and the actions surrounding them), and most technology works in my dreams as well. One of my most recent ones involved playing a video game, and I had vivid tactile feelings of a controller in one hand and a mouse in the other (it's a control scheme for quake ii on the ps1), and actively made the connection that moving those moved me on the screen. I felt those buttons being pressed rather than feeling like i was the character moving around. None of mine have involved lightswitches, but that felt close enough to compare.
woah this was the first time I've seen Alaska show up in geoguesser! I used to shop at that Three Bears!
"Wild onion trees"
When you have a long driveway, you take the trash out by tying something around the trashcan handle and putting it on the hitch of your truck
"a wild onion tree"
The lucid dream thing about standing still, is true. (At least for me.)
the funniest part about jerma answering new zealand is that he quite literally could not have answered a place further away from ireland
"sorry i call it a changer" yeah you should be. freak.
"You're reading chat, NO IM NOT", he says as he reads a chat message.
"youre reading Chat"
"no im not"
He says in Response to the Chat message he read
Happy Birthday Jerma!!!!!!
I don't know why logic in our brain just doesn't work as intended when dreaming a lot. I remember having a scary dream about Ocarina of Time when I was really young where I was playing as Link or something, but I kinda actually WAS Link and talking through link in third person perspective (dream things) riding a cow while surrounded by a ton of ReDeads. The cow wouldn't move and then I was like "I know! Cows need milk!" I fed a bottle of Lon Lon Milk to the cow and it then mooed, COLLAPSED and DIED right under me. Why the heck would I feed cow's milk to an adult cow, anyway? And why would it DIE?
I remember seeing a dream where Link was playing and Rpg qubert
About "You cant read in a dream". You absolutely can. Its quite trippy tho. Every time I read in my dreams it felt like words outside the ones I see at the moment appear to exist already and everything is perfectly still, but I am 100% sure that words make sence only when I look at them.
It's amazing Jerma went to "France" out of all places, has anyone ever even SEEN FRANCE? I havnt!
and he didn’t even see the Eiffel Tower
i love that he always always always wants it to be new england so he can be confident about it for once. “it’s BOSTON my friend MIKE LIVED RIGHT THERE”
Jerma calls it a barrel because he pickles the corpses of his victims in trash cans before consuming them.
its scary that ive been exactly in the location in the same position as two of the places on this livestream (singapore near orchard and paris near museum)
[me, a tiny singaporean both yelling at the screen and being ecstatic that people know that singapore exists]
I can't believe he got lost in South Gafrica again
11:48 vegas andy learns the many benefits of rural areas