Anyone else remember that cooking stream he did where he made burgers with a side of just mayonnaise? Then he ate ONLY the mayo and said he didn't like the rest of it.
I like how Jerma rationalizes the clearly low percentile as "only 17% of people got as far as I did" when in reality it is "I am only equal or better than 17% of people"
13:43 knowing Jerma lifts means, logically, he could kick my ass. But I can't help but imagine him trying to punch me and his fist bouncing off as his whole body reverberates from the recoil
His hand would stop in front of you, start spouting nonsense at Jerma for trying to punch you with no good reason, and then turn around to fly into his face. Literal real cartoon character
Dude I think that means you still need to delete System 32 from your computer…if you leave it there for too long the virus activates and it steals your roblox account (LMAO) (He doesnt know he ACTUALLY doesnt know lmfao)
i feel like a lot of these quizzes only exist to gather easy data on people cause why would a horse quiz almost exclusively ask about sex and relationships lmao
Can't believe that in the very next video after him explaining that he only drinks water and coffe, he immediately drinks White Claw. Actually gaslighter.
He also said it’s his first time, when he has been connected to at least three different large scale robberies at White Claw manufacturing plants last year alone
I genuinely believe the existence of 3rd party non official highlight channels has ruined my idea of the jerma timeline. I'm sure I've seen this possibly even a year ago lol
No no, you havent seen this a year or two ago. You've seen it a year or three from now. See we are all time travelers and Jerma just doesn't know it yet.
Jerma's alpha to beta scale slowly dropping to beta while he talks about his World of Warcraft subscription being an unnecessary cost while dramatic music played was my favorite.
This is actually released CIA footage of an inhuman test taking creature if he ever escaped containment from his Reddit room who knows what will happen
Jerma: *Rants incoherently for minutes on end, truly going unhinged albeit in a way that is not dangerous.* Me: Serve. Brilliant. Amazing. Loves It. Gag. Werk. Slay. Wig. Boots the house down payment. Drag us. Queen.
I like how the quiz asks if youre smarter than a chimp and then gives a game where chimpanzees are specifically noted to perform better than humans at due to their brain structure
@@blackwing1996 apparently lol. If you wanna know more, that test is actually the subject of the first episode of Vsauce's Mindfield on youtube. He visits a Chimpanzee research center in Japan where they use that same game very often for their tests
Highlight of my day: Mario’s “game over” music plays while Jerma’s realization that he is in the bottom 17% of chimp test players sinks in. He takes another sip of his White Claw® Hard Seltzer to numb the public shame.
I didn't even need to see the results of the personality test to know that Jerma is a mix of Johnny from The Room, Kramer from Seinfeld, and Gob from Arrested Development
INSANE psychopath tries to act human episode 749. GETTING THERE EDIT: If only he entered his zip code in the bottom right at 33:18, he would finally have found the help he needs
It’s also something that can be done pretty easily on a lot of diagnostic questionnaires in psychology. It’s very easy to just tick the boxes that will give you the outcome you want.
6:35. Lmfao. My strat for this, since I suck at it, was to stare without blinking for a few seconds until the numbers got burned into my retinas. Than without moving or blinking, I just clicked it em in order. Could desdass go forever like that without having to remember shit all.
Jerma being an 82% match with Tommy Wiseau was the highlight of this stream.
74% match with Krusty the Clown. Can't make that shit up.
The highlight of this stream is this video
No its the coment from 13:59 and the statement of 13:36 of wich it responds to
@@N00N01 you're a pink slorg :]
Kramer has to be accurate
Jerma says he looks "red and oily" and then it's just a coincidence that his diet is 80 percent mayonnaise
"I just have oil coming out of all my pores. ALL of em!"
LMAO fuck
He is in the 99th percentile of Mayonnaise consumers.
Anyone else remember that cooking stream he did where he made burgers with a side of just mayonnaise? Then he ate ONLY the mayo and said he didn't like the rest of it.
"No, Jeremy, Mayonnaise is not an instrument."
Plus he's obsessed with Sardines and Omega 3 oil.
His whole diet is just fats.
Jerma misunderstanding the 17th percentile while taking a test to see if he’s smarter than a chimp kills me JUST LIKE JERMA WILL
Thanks for the pain index Mr Schmidt
Seems suggestive that simple grafix cant be understood by stupid people = IE jerma was dumb enough to miss understand the percentile meter
He already killed me he's using my corpse as a puppet and pretending its me talking on youtube
Chat does not know how percentiles works lmao
@@magusperde365 Such a Jerma fan thing to say 🤣
8:14
Jerma realizing he's in the bottom 30% while the Super Mario Bros. game over song plays in the background is peak Jerma
That was timed so perfectly haha
ITS SO PERFECT LMAOOOO
Truly one of the Jermoments of all time.
Jerma realizing he's the bottom
“I’m more reasonable than deranged”
- The same guy who has hours of videos of him laughing at car accidents and people dying
He didn’t claim that he WASN’T deranged…
Jerma saying he won’t take the BDSM test and then actually not doing it is unprecedented and needs to be fixed
Your pfp adds to this so well
I like how Jerma rationalizes the clearly low percentile as "only 17% of people got as far as I did" when in reality it is "I am only equal or better than 17% of people"
same thing different take
@@Patrick.Weightman tru
So.. same thing
He's not wrong
smartest jerma moment
“I drink white claw for free!”
I’m gonna have this put on my gravestone
HE DOES IT FOR FREE
13:43 knowing Jerma lifts means, logically, he could kick my ass. But I can't help but imagine him trying to punch me and his fist bouncing off as his whole body reverberates from the recoil
His hand would stop in front of you, start spouting nonsense at Jerma for trying to punch you with no good reason, and then turn around to fly into his face. Literal real cartoon character
back in the day he used to be known as the boston beefcake. these days though he's more like the vegan of vegas
looney tunes andy
Love how he talks about how chaotic his life is and then just starts describing common signs of ADHD.
Jerma being a CIA project if probably the most realistic of all things he's been told he is
“Chat, I answered every question and it says my personality type is a ‘404 Error’, is that good? Did I do good?”
@Tinder in real life 🅥 Report --> Unwanted Commercial Content or Spam --> Submit
At least he didn't drink white claw
Dude I think that means you still need to delete System 32 from your computer…if you leave it there for too long the virus activates and it steals your roblox account
(LMAO)
(He doesnt know he ACTUALLY doesnt know lmfao)
@@imBailout do you think the V in the circle is supposed to be an attempt to fake a verified checkmark?
@@adamofblastworks1517 yes
i feel like a lot of these quizzes only exist to gather easy data on people cause why would a horse quiz almost exclusively ask about sex and relationships lmao
beastiality
Burn their eggs
Horse girls, man
16:00 "I'm constantly touching myself and looking at myself in the mirror" -Jerma
Narcissus andy
13:58
Holy shit I'm crying from laughter, that legitimately is Bateman as a character
He finally admitted he played Patrick Bateman
hes the reddit serial killer guy of course he would be
You can tell that Jerma is timeless because this was made 2 years ago and still feels like it was streamed recently
Can't believe that in the very next video after him explaining that he only drinks water and coffe, he immediately drinks White Claw. Actually gaslighter.
I legitimately would not be surprised to learn that Jerma is actually 6 foot and he's just been meticulously fucking with us for years.
He also said it’s his first time, when he has been connected to at least three different large scale robberies at White Claw manufacturing plants last year alone
"I have so many vocabulary words up here" - Jeremy "86th percentile" Elbertson
Food pyramid jerma: “I haven’t had alcohol in over 6 months”
Computer test Jerma: *drinks whiteclaw on stream*
This stream is 2 yeats old. Not sure about the other one but both are potentially true
@@Kandall05161 2 Yeats: 44 years
@@BudBonkerson oops, phone keyboard typing skills strike again
@@BudBonkerson Isn't a single Yeats about 73 and a half years?
the realization he was reading the percentile wrong perfectly syncing up with the mario death music was just too perfect
8:03 the mario music fading into the death part as jerma realizes how percentiles work, is perfect
"I have watery knees" is maybe one of the most unbelievably cursed ways I've heard someone describe themselves
I genuinely believe the existence of 3rd party non official highlight channels has ruined my idea of the jerma timeline. I'm sure I've seen this possibly even a year ago lol
it was streamed 2 years ago
No no, you havent seen this a year or two ago. You've seen it a year or three from now.
See we are all time travelers and Jerma just doesn't know it yet.
@@pissfi and no doubt uploaded by another channel 2 yrs ago. Has the 2nd jerma page not uploaded stuff far more recent than this though?
@@nietzchepreacher9477 yeah, the most recent stuff from this channel is from march 2022 iirc
That horse quiz was crazy, perfect test for the kinda guy to secrete noxious fumes
Jerma's alpha to beta scale slowly dropping to beta while he talks about his World of Warcraft subscription being an unnecessary cost while dramatic music played was my favorite.
19:15 "That's ok, I am 23% taller than 22 men on this planet!" LMAO
than
@@BodywiseMustard thx
I love it when he explained his horse personality while Fire Emblem theme song playing in the background.
Indeed.
21:53 DUUUDE when he gets Seagull and then immediately does the jerma laugh, I can totally see the connection to a seagull's ha-ha-ha
It's so on brand for Jerma to not understand percentiles
jerma ranting about sex over the fire emblem theme is the funniest thing i’ve seen today
12:46 Jerma did actually technically get it correct, the Aye Aye is a species of lemur native Madagascar
Aye.
Aye.
Chance.
"That's patrick bateman" (13:57) got me so good
I like how his first examples of being chaotic was being late and not cleaning his room
8:15 the music perfectly matches the moment Jerma realizes how poorly he did
9:40 same here with him succeeding holy shit this is an actual cartoon
Huel fueled maniac takes content farm online tests to entertain TENS of viewers
This is actually released CIA footage of an inhuman test taking creature if he ever escaped containment from his Reddit room who knows what will happen
MKOOEYGOOEYCHEESE
His description of the aardvark as the dog in your dreams is spot on
8:17 Jerma realizing he read the percentiles wrong while Mario’s “game over” soundtrack playing in the background made me chuckle so hard in class.
Jerma: *Rants incoherently for minutes on end, truly going unhinged albeit in a way that is not dangerous.*
Me: Serve. Brilliant. Amazing. Loves It. Gag. Werk. Slay. Wig. Boots the house down payment. Drag us. Queen.
Your comment from a year ago just put me into multiple organ failure.
13:34 His expression makes me believe he wanted to be like 75% feminine but decided against it cuz the stream would meme on him for it.
catboy jerma
I bet if jerma was real and a catboy he would be more like an assertive and dominating catman that demands being pet or else will strangle my parents.
@@kailin9257 That's a bit specific
@Kai Lin ....so just jerma then
Jerma seeing that politics question and it looks like an actual bomb dropped into his lap
His definition of masculinity is powerlifting, punching, and screaming at walls
The quizzes, the music. He's so deranged. It's all so perfect, I can't fucking take it I'm crying
I like how the quiz asks if youre smarter than a chimp and then gives a game where chimpanzees are specifically noted to perform better than humans at due to their brain structure
Can chimps read numbers?
@@blackwing1996 apparently lol. If you wanna know more, that test is actually the subject of the first episode of Vsauce's Mindfield on youtube. He visits a Chimpanzee research center in Japan where they use that same game very often for their tests
Jeremy getting ads for Yeast Infection medication was one of those perfectly surreal details that I didn't quite notice at first.
8:15 "The music changes dynamically according to your current situation."
16:05 That PSYCHO admits he TOUCHES HIMSELF in the MIRROR!
8:14 the music adds a lot to this
15:57 he just confessed to touching himself infront of a mirror
"I'm constantly... touching myself and looking at myself in the mirror."
Thank you for muting the DERANGED rant after the short quiz
Highlight of my day: Mario’s “game over” music plays while Jerma’s realization that he is in the bottom 17% of chimp test players sinks in. He takes another sip of his White Claw® Hard Seltzer to numb the public shame.
Putting jerma in front of the chimp quiz without him knowing about it is gold. It's like an auto-gaslight.
Jerma being a horse that he only recognizes from beer commercials is too fitting lmao
his eyes and eyebrows look so nice in this
I love how jerma will say something absolutely bonkers and then go "Right? That's normal right"
I didn't even need to see the results of the personality test to know that Jerma is a mix of Johnny from The Room, Kramer from Seinfeld, and Gob from Arrested Development
8:02 With the mario music had perfect timing when jerma realized he was in the lower percentile
13:35 androgynous andy
INSANE psychopath tries to act human episode 749. GETTING THERE
EDIT: If only he entered his zip code in the bottom right at 33:18, he would finally have found the help he needs
jerma realizing that he was actually in the bottom 30% and then the mario game over song playing was such good timing
lmfao the Mario game over music when he realized he was bottom 30%
god this creature does not feel real
This channel is the main way I consume jerma content thank you
9:40 a cloaca is the single opening held by birds, reptiles, and monotrens, with which they urinate and defecate simultaneously.
16:00 Streamer ADMITS to CONSTANTLY zerking off
Jeremy "Watery Knees" Elbertson
PSYCHO streamer Jerma "CIA Project" Harrington LOSES his MIND when he cant OUTSMART CHIMP in MEMORY TEST
That character matching quizz did a good of matching his stream persona up with characters
"I'm not that deranged, Chat."
14:06
21:12 Why did Jerma think that choosing "I don't wear clothes" on Fursona Generator while being *LIVE* was a good idea?
You don’t know how happy you are for a good ad blocker till you see how many ads some sites has at once. Darn.
8:14 When Jerma realizes he is bad at the quiz while the Mario music does the game over sound is pure gold
never in my life did I think I would hear Jerma say he has watery knees.
good verbal memory to remember all the bosses in videogames that killed him
"I just know that im gonna take a sip out of it and somebodys gonna say 'you..y-fuck you'." He knows his audience so well lol
8:14 "That means I'm in the bottom 30 percentile" (mario game over music plays)
the fact that jerma drinks whiteclaw is way funnier then should be
Capital one is down 28% YTD. Can’t believe the online quiz lied.
30:44 he just perfectly explained what 14 year old me did whenever I took one of those "am I gay/trans" tests for validation
It’s also something that can be done pretty easily on a lot of diagnostic questionnaires in psychology. It’s very easy to just tick the boxes that will give you the outcome you want.
😕
putting jerma on 1.25 speed makes this even funnier but is giving me a little bit of a panic attack at times
13:43 Sigma sharing his daily routine
Jerma clicking “McGriddle” on the hotcakes after he literally saw a McGriddle 4 questions prior will never not be funny to me
Dr Phil and American Bible Challenge themesong is a great callback/sign of jerma's dementia
"only 17% of people got as far as I did! that's the top 17%" gave me an instant stroke
19:57 i would like to remind everyone of the meat grinder incident
13:00 this question made me laugh way too hard
6:35. Lmfao. My strat for this, since I suck at it, was to stare without blinking for a few seconds until the numbers got burned into my retinas. Than without moving or blinking, I just clicked it em in order. Could desdass go forever like that without having to remember shit all.
this man does NOT use uBlock Origin He LOVES ads
loved this stream
19:17
"I'm 23% taller than 22 men on this planet"
Manlet energy
his advice about not having sex on the first date is pretty good though.
15:58 you heard it here first, jerma985 is constantly touching himself in-front of thousands of people every day.
God, Jerma really is just a Clydesdale
Jerma matching with Kramer got me
Jerm pyramid video from one day ago: "I haven't drank in ages."
Today's video: *drinks whiteclaw within the first 10 seconds*
jerma matching personalities with BRITTA PERRY has me screaming
I've always thought he'd make a good starlord lol
politically I'm a disciplined emotional
My goodness Jerma looks SOME MUCH like Scout from TF2