Jerma but random Originally streamed/recorded on March 7th, 2020 Editor: SuperDazza / @superdazza / thesuperdazza Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
This version of Bingo isn’t too different from normal Bingo because instead of old ladies wanting to kill you for getting a Bingo Jerma actually pinpoints your exact location and comes after you like that one snail.
He would attempt to chase after you before becoming exhausted after a few minutes of running. then he would break into someones house and grind their flesh to eat while he operates their shitty desktop and console, streaming to get the money necessary to fund his growing zorn and mayonnaise addiction, Only then shall he embark once more to your location, renewing the pyscycle.
I feel like Jerma (if he were real) would do that thing in elementary school where you put glue all over your palm and then peel it off, except with his entire body, and it’s his actual skin
10:18 with the 10 year age gap jerma looks like he became evil. His skin became pale, his hair and clothing became darker. It’s like at some point he became evil to the point were we can’t recognize him anymore. Like a Sith Lord.
14:34 Jerma is the only person who would have been able to directly pick up on his own mannerisms and know for sure he was lying there, and he just revealed it to all of us for some reason
What if you were watching a jerma stream live, and suddenly an older jerma's webcam appeared, commented for 3 minutes, checked something off a bingo card, and then disappeared.
I can't wait until he does this again and gets this exact video and re-recycles his own content. What a economy-friendly streamer! (He still owes us two hours of Nancy drew, Drew Crew can only be held back for so long)
He isn't the one uploading these. They're the editors shackled to the wall in his underground lair. This video took two and a half years and he still hasn't fed them
"that" bug? "once"? this guy eats THOUSANDS of bugs each day, it's FUCKED up he specifically targets the cute, harmless ones like caterpillars, jumping spiders, and (as we learned recently) earwigs D:
Jerma drastically underestimating channel points and the dedication of the Drew Crew almost counted as a technical difficulty, because he bluescreened from laughing.
The way Jerma looks like he took severe psychic damage when he saw himself in the Cry of Fear video and had to use all his energy to stop his head from exploding.
I’ll never forget the BINGO stream where he GROUND UP the residents of an old folks home. I wasn’t on board at first, but after he started screaming “THE FOG IS COMING” for 3 hours, I started to pay attention.
This was one of my favorite streams of all time. When the DREW CREW comes in right at the start and everybody immediately spent all their channel points on it, that was one of the hardest I'd laughed ever, that was so great. And just as funny watching it now lol And of course the Unregistered Hypercam 2 joke advanced edition
One of my favorite things about Jerma is how he'll invent something like "veto sneezes" and then mix it into an otherwise innocuous sentence as if he's not the only individual in HUMAN HISTORY who knows what that means.
i'm pretty new to jerma's content, so i'm still figuring out why everyone calls him a maniac, but him analyzing his own "liar voice" has helped me understand
21:28 Jerma complaining about the weird color correcting in his old videos as if he didn't look like he's in a My Chemical Romance music video in this stream 💀
@@dohnjoe8372 I’m pretty sure the vod for this video is this one: th-cam.com/video/sHOVE3_6HbA/w-d-xo.html But the one I watched was the time he did it again here: th-cam.com/video/47UM7nA9uNk/w-d-xo.html
Jerma should record himself talking as if to older self and then 10 years later answer to that recording as an older brother. It's all like a time capsule
PSYCHO egomaniac streamer TORTURES unfortunate viewer by FORCING them to watch EVERY single video of himself, AMALGAMATING thousands of hours of HORROR into a website for poor members of the public to stumble upon and PARALYZE themselves with
10 year of his life in only around 3.5k hours of streaming? thats a third of the hours in a year, so just 1 year of work straight and he's able to support himself through 10 years? im very happy for him, he deserves it, hes brought me so much joy i greatly appreciate his work.
This version of Bingo isn’t too different from normal Bingo because instead of old ladies wanting to kill you for getting a Bingo Jerma actually pinpoints your exact location and comes after you like that one snail.
No, you don't mean... *that* snail?
@@kosherre6243 keep one eye open while you’re sleeping
I know exactly which snail you speak of.
DECOY JERMA
He would attempt to chase after you before becoming exhausted after a few minutes of running. then he would break into someones house and grind their flesh to eat while he operates their shitty desktop and console, streaming to get the money necessary to fund his growing zorn and mayonnaise addiction, Only then shall he embark once more to your location, renewing the pyscycle.
"10k channel points might be too expensive." He said, moments before disaster.
Timestamp?
@@Ari-8449 3:30 ish
@@Ari-8449 2:59 is the quote, 3:33 for disaster beginning
@@Ari-8449Dog watch the video
I feel like Jerma (if he were real) would do that thing in elementary school where you put glue all over your palm and then peel it off, except with his entire body, and it’s his actual skin
that is oddly specific but quite accurate
thank god he is not real
Oh don’t worry my friend if jerma gets a sunburn and he has psoriasis that is entirely possible 😏
wutface
Patrick Bateman energy
10:18 with the 10 year age gap jerma looks like he became evil. His skin became pale, his hair and clothing became darker. It’s like at some point he became evil to the point were we can’t recognize him anymore. Like a Sith Lord.
The one on the right killed the one on the left
He did become evil
Anakin to Kylo Ren. He even did the voice!
It's like in the Half-Blood Prince where Voldemort went from looking pretty normal to the same but unearthly looking
Goth Jerma
Goth Jerma
jerma saying that the old him would not beat his ass because he would run gave me the biggest laugh out of every clip in this video
This is one of his best jokes ever.
Be peaked here.
current day jerma would dodge jacked up vod jerma's big axe
New jerma would've pushed old jerma into a meat grinder. If he hasn't done that already
@@saunorineold jerma is like the buff powerhouse tank and modern jerma is the silly little trickster with one or two abilities that make him a god
Love that he talks about himself in these videos as if that isn't him in the past. Like with "Woah! He almost took his clothes off!" at 9:51
it isnt himself. every stream features a new clone of jerma.
He Has Been Replaced.
@@poghand He's not 985 for no reason
He has no object permanence so it makes sense
Dementia Andy
I was dozing off and he just said, “imagine somebody falling asleep to this” now I’m scared
Congrats. Now he has access to your dreams like Freddy Krueger
@@SRowntree another victim
@@SRowntree The only way for Jerma to exist on our plane is to visit us in our dreams and nightmares. Whichever it is, depends on his current mood.
this video once again proving that Jerma is utterly powerless against the might of the DREW CREW
jermaWalk DREW CREW jermaWalk
jermaPoint DREW CREW jermaPoint2
DREW CREW COMING THRU
DREW CREW UNITE! We need to find a way to make him play more
Don't forget that Nancy Drew was burtally murdered in Elden Ring though.
hardest Jerma video to watch cause I kept on mixing up what was present Jerma and what was past Jerma
The timelines are melting
Someone clip it! Quick!
@@eden1164 tuber laugh soundbite
Jermboa is timeless
9:25 Jerma quietly losing his shit and then marking off "tuber voice" before trying to suppress his laughter is a great moment of this stream.
He looks so fucking embarrassed lmao
@@totororaptors a common reaction to seeing yourself from 10 years ago
True!
Great name btw
10:21 Jerma went from handsome hunk to Edgar Allen Poe.
Himbo to Poebo
Why did you say handsome hunk twice?
That start was the exact opposite of a one guy moment. Chat saw the video and immediately banded together towards a common, hilarious cause.
crew moment
Collective Consciousness Moment
14:34 Jerma is the only person who would have been able to directly pick up on his own mannerisms and know for sure he was lying there, and he just revealed it to all of us for some reason
1:52 Jerma kindly explaining his Saw trap
True pain
9:12 I love how he rubs his hands together like a little fly
this is the funniest thing I've seen all day
I can't unsee that now. This comment is annoyingly hilarious.
He's preparing to eat the rotting corpse in the other room
fly andy
mydli mydli
What if you were watching a jerma stream live, and suddenly an older jerma's webcam appeared, commented for 3 minutes, checked something off a bingo card, and then disappeared.
I would go forward to the past
5:23 I love how he gets jumpscared by himself
I know right? What a psycho!
He got to experience what we feel when he reveals his grotesque countenance
The idea of young Jerma and current Jerma being brothers is hilarious to me.
Ideally you want to look better or the same, right? Not like, "we could be related"
@@Guruc13 that's just happens when you clone yourself
I can't wait until he does this again and gets this exact video and re-recycles his own content. What a economy-friendly streamer! (He still owes us two hours of Nancy drew, Drew Crew can only be held back for so long)
I think he got a clip from a "through the ages" stream the last time he did it
I still think that Condemned 2 HyperCam bit is one of the most genius things Jerma has done.
His best bit ever imo
It was perfect lmao
Possibly the funniest thing ever done on stream honestly. A joke that would not be possible OR sensible in any other context.
That and Just Cause 64
@@MrTheBigNoze Groggy Gary takes the lead in my opinion
The fact that the bingo streams happened to land on two iconic bits (Pasta Italiano and Unregistered Hypercam 2) is very lucky.
Still would love for him to do this again. Could we do this for other streamers?
I like that in attempting to avoid scamming people he arguably scammed WAY more people.
You love to see it - nice name btw!
Yeah, it's great.
Wonderful name btw!
It's so funny... spectacular name btw!
It's my favorite part
Really cool name btw!
Classic Jerma985, unintentionally hilarious.
Epic name btw!
The fact that Jerma kindly goes "Oh, I won't make it expensive" and then chat adds like 300 minutes INSTANTLY.
"Fuck the Drew Crew. Drew Crew is like, 12 guys."
- Jerma, setting a new low for correctness.
22:55 Thought I was having a stoke when he first started repeating himself. But that 5th “arYOUst” sent an actual shiver down my spine.
Asmr Andy
A stoke?
stoke
This video shows that as time passes, Jerma does not get older, he just looks more evil
Shaun Majesto Riddle
That’s what getting old does to you. It makes you look less innocent over time.
That's what happens to one-percenter andys
From scaredy cat overly positive and supportive gym bro to a grim gaunt musketeer owning a dilapidated Spanish castle and a breastfeeding gaming chair
He gets sussier
The Drew Crew pulling up in full force has me absolutely rolling god bless Jerma
3:40 Dyatlov watching the power spike in the Chernobyl Nuclear Reactor during the test
jerma would ABSOLUTELY hit AZ-5 without hesitation
I was here for this stream, when Nancy Drew came up, the WHOLE CHAT was spamming “DREW CREW”. It was the best jerma moment i had seen.
I love it when Jerma agrees with himself, like he finally found a single soul on this Earth that really gets him.
like he finally found a single soul on this Earth at all
"the old jerma would beat your ass"
"no he wouldnt... the new jerma would run"
imagine if he clicked on the first clip and he did everything on the bingo card in like 5 seconds
The Drew Crew changes a man
frozen arnold pfp huge W
Him saying "we could be brothers" about HIMSELF is hilarious to me
Jerma’s “Unregistered Hypercam” stream is actually one of the funniest streaming jokes I’ve ever seen.
Jerma uploading this much in two weeks is almost as good at that bug he ate once.
He isn't the one uploading these. They're the editors shackled to the wall in his underground lair. This video took two and a half years and he still hasn't fed them
Jerma added amphetamines to the daily rations of the editors he keeps in his basement
"that" bug? "once"? this guy eats THOUSANDS of bugs each day, it's FUCKED up
he specifically targets the cute, harmless ones like caterpillars, jumping spiders, and (as we learned recently) earwigs D:
Jerma drastically underestimating channel points and the dedication of the Drew Crew almost counted as a technical difficulty, because he bluescreened from laughing.
I love that Jerma addresses Past Jerma as 'He', as if they're not the same person.
Jerma984
There's someone in his head, but it is not him
Something something Heraclitus
jerma melting into his chair at the cry of fear video was so good
There's nothing I love more than watching Jerma be incredibly embarrassed.
This was hilarious. What a phenomenal idea
hi fatmagic
Until this video ends up inside the video stream itself
Omg it's fatmagic have my babies please
Mom Jerma scolding Cave Jerma is surreal
Translate this to Greek
Trans fats haha fat transgender hahaha i never knew family guy could be so funny
@@db3951 Η μαμά Τζέρμα που επιπλήττει τη σπηλιά της Τζέρμα είναι σουρεαλιστική
@@db3951 Η μαμά Jerma που επιπλήττει το Cave Jerma είναι σουρεαλιστικό
It's like the Avengers going back in time to previous movies in Endgame
Jerma (looking at himself): We could be brothers
3:40 This is better than any hypetrain twitch could ever come up with
Wow in just 10 years Jerma went from looking like the average Gym Bro to looking like a full blown Serial Killer.
I still think the greatest bit Jerma ever did was the unregistered hyper cam bit. Glad it made an appearance in this.
"OF COURSE it starts with Nancy Drew, OF COURSE it does"
Never change, Jerma
official scout tf2 cameo at 9:00, truly amazing, streamer has really outdone himself this time
The way Jerma looks like he took severe psychic damage when he saw himself in the Cry of Fear video and had to use all his energy to stop his head from exploding.
I love that he's retroactively upset with himself.
That’s nice Jeremy, take your meds and go to sleep
I don't know why Jeremy keeps staying up past his bedtime.
Jerma doesn't sleep. He waits.
@@SRowntree Psycho streamer arrives at stream early, WAITS until chat calls him late, THEN streams
The DS joke has me rolling every time I hear it.
Jerma bingo is the scariest thing I can think of right now that isn’t the heat death of the universe
9:20
My mans aint age at all. His hair and facial hair changes styles and lengths of course but this man has not aged like at ALLL.
Jerma utilizes the Lazarus pit from batman, look it up if you don't know what I'm talking about.
I really think he has potential to play several characters in the same movie, Mike Meyers style
@haomavarga Aged like expensive fine wine of the highest quality. Time did good owo hehe 'u'
"Old Jerma would beat your ass...... No he wouldn't because the new Jerma would run" 21:44
Jerma is such a legendary comedian that he can openly reuse content and make it a memorable stream
this video is like if 3rdJerma existed, honestly
Jerma Squared
@@thescaredshadow that would be jerma cubed, sorry your comment must be deleted ☹️
i can see it now, 3rdJerma is an entire channel full of videos of 60 year old jerma reacting to clips of himself
the idea that jermbot could one day be a real threat is beyond unsettling
Can't be any worse than the real Jerma.
@@SRowntree If Jerma were real of course.
@@joeywilson7026 Of course.
@@SRowntree it has 0.1% of his power, but there are 1,000,000,000 of them
@@Addsomehappy Would you rather fight one Jerma-sized worm or a million worm-sized Jermas?
He says malding should've been the free space but I think "read inappropriate chat" should've been
"We could be brothers" Jerma says while comparing himself to a video of himself...
This was the first stream I ever tuned in to. Imagine my confusion and panic trying to keep up with the chat.
I’ll never forget the BINGO stream where he GROUND UP the residents of an old folks home. I wasn’t on board at first, but after he started screaming “THE FOG IS COMING” for 3 hours, I started to pay attention.
persona 4 real
Well he's screaming it so much, it MUST be coming!
8 years after STAR_'s live bingo night we get the long awaited sequel
It's a good idea! I want to see more of it!
@@Guruc13 would you say you've long awaited it?
@@TalkingSandvich Oh ho ho! Clever! Let's hope next time we won't wait as long!
9:06 jerma just sinking off his chair out of pure embarrassment is the funniest shit ever
The Hypercam joke is tied with Jerma's first fight with the Blonde Blunder for my all-time favorite Jerma moment.
I like how he's made another thousand hours by the time this video has come out.
The hypercam bit is god damn legendary.
Even Jerma thinks he's a psycho, that's when you know you're too far gone
Jerma retroactively apologizing to Cheese Nips out of fear of being canceled
This was one of my favorite streams of all time. When the DREW CREW comes in right at the start and everybody immediately spent all their channel points on it, that was one of the hardest I'd laughed ever, that was so great. And just as funny watching it now lol
And of course the Unregistered Hypercam 2 joke advanced edition
Watched the full vod with chat recently. Amazing stream, glad to see an official highlight!
One of my favorite things about Jerma is how he'll invent something like "veto sneezes" and then mix it into an otherwise innocuous sentence as if he's not the only individual in HUMAN HISTORY who knows what that means.
Amazing. Actually amazing. He is transcending into one of us
0:13 Jordan Peterson
Imagine the police showing up to your front door and arresting you for “ignoring story”
The new Jerma clone being forced to watch 10,000 hours of Jerma footage so that he can perfectly mimic his predecessors
This is one of my favorite streams ever
That hypercam moment will live in my brain forever. So damn funny.
This is just an official clip compilation w/ added Jerma commentary
i'm pretty new to jerma's content, so i'm still figuring out why everyone calls him a maniac, but him analyzing his own "liar voice" has helped me understand
imagine jerma does this again and ends up getting this stream as the clip and accidentally creates jerma-ception
10:00 This is the contrast between The evil imposter Jerma (bottom right) and The true Jerma (top left)
can't wait till he does this again and gets a clip from this stream
That "OH MY GOD!!" was unfiltered rage. He really considered peeping the horror 8 times in a row for this.
13:28 They KISSED!
22:40 besides the start and the line where new him would run, this is awesome
he needs to do this again so there's a chance of this vod appearing as a clip and us getting 3 jermas talking over eachother
I can't wait until he does this again and the vod for this beats the odds and pops up
This shit feels like Interstellar where Mathew McConaughey's character was screaming watching his past self leave.
21:28 Jerma complaining about the weird color correcting in his old videos as if he didn't look like he's in a My Chemical Romance music video in this stream 💀
5:40 ive never seen jerma burn through a legendary resistance like that.
that was hilarious I’m tempted to watch the whole vod
Any of Jerma reacting to his youtube days - pure gold
@@Guruc13 I ended up watching the entirety of the vod of last time he did this. So funny
which stream is this one
@@dohnjoe8372 I’m pretty sure the vod for this video is this one: th-cam.com/video/sHOVE3_6HbA/w-d-xo.html
But the one I watched was the time he did it again here: th-cam.com/video/47UM7nA9uNk/w-d-xo.html
the funniest part for me about the unregistered hypercam bit is its one of the first clips online I ever saw of Jerma
The first video where Jerma was playing Spy, and THIS HERE video, I consider Jerma entry-level videos.
Jerma should record himself talking as if to older self and then 10 years later answer to that recording as an older brother. It's all like a time capsule
PSYCHO egomaniac streamer TORTURES unfortunate viewer by FORCING them to watch EVERY single video of himself, AMALGAMATING thousands of hours of HORROR into a website for poor members of the public to stumble upon and PARALYZE themselves with
I can't believe he makes us PEEP such HORROR
"Old Jerma would beat your ass."
"No he wouldn't... Because the New Jerma would run."
Fair enough lol
18:38 whoever remembered that and pointed it out is a legend
10:23 from super hero to super villain
10 year of his life in only around 3.5k hours of streaming? thats a third of the hours in a year, so just 1 year of work straight and he's able to support himself through 10 years?
im very happy for him, he deserves it, hes brought me so much joy i greatly appreciate his work.
16:52 Oh gosh, I remember playing this game so long ago.
This is like A Christmas Carol, viewing the ghosts of Jerma past.