Jerma but random Originally streamed/recorded on March 7th, 2020 Editor: SuperDazza / @superdazza / thesuperdazza Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
I feel like Jerma (if he were real) would do that thing in elementary school where you put glue all over your palm and then peel it off, except with his entire body, and it’s his actual skin
This version of Bingo isn’t too different from normal Bingo because instead of old ladies wanting to kill you for getting a Bingo Jerma actually pinpoints your exact location and comes after you like that one snail.
He would attempt to chase after you before becoming exhausted after a few minutes of running. then he would break into someones house and grind their flesh to eat while he operates their shitty desktop and console, streaming to get the money necessary to fund his growing zorn and mayonnaise addiction, Only then shall he embark once more to your location, renewing the pyscycle.
What if you were watching a jerma stream live, and suddenly an older jerma's webcam appeared, commented for 3 minutes, checked something off a bingo card, and then disappeared.
@@dohnjoe8372 I’m pretty sure the vod for this video is this one: th-cam.com/video/sHOVE3_6HbA/w-d-xo.html But the one I watched was the time he did it again here: th-cam.com/video/47UM7nA9uNk/w-d-xo.html
Jerma should record himself talking as if to older self and then 10 years later answer to that recording as an older brother. It's all like a time capsule
i dont know why but everytime i try to play any jerma video on my tv it wont star it just wont start. i try to watch any other video and it work ok. i think he cursed my tv... could anybody please help me im scared
I think that every 10 years jerma should do a video of him looking at another video of him looking at another video of him, and like "put each face side by side" as they each talk, the Jermaception
So I worked it out and at the time this Was recorded the amount of footage in this Website would have been equal to 1,04% of his lifetime, Meaning that we very very roughly have 3 out of every 200 waking hours of jermas life on video
Haha ok Jerma has to be the almighty creater because I couldnt tell what was or wasnt real! There was so much inception in this - like a dream within a dream within a dream. I loved it!
10:18 with the 10 year age gap jerma looks like he became evil. His skin became pale, his hair and clothing became darker. It’s like at some point he became evil to the point were we can’t recognize him anymore. Like a Sith Lord.
I can't wait until he does this again and gets this exact video and re-recycles his own content. What a economy-friendly streamer! (He still owes us two hours of Nancy drew, Drew Crew can only be held back for so long)
14:34 Jerma is the only person who would have been able to directly pick up on his own mannerisms and know for sure he was lying there, and he just revealed it to all of us for some reason
He isn't the one uploading these. They're the editors shackled to the wall in his underground lair. This video took two and a half years and he still hasn't fed them
"that" bug? "once"? this guy eats THOUSANDS of bugs each day, it's FUCKED up he specifically targets the cute, harmless ones like caterpillars, jumping spiders, and (as we learned recently) earwigs D:
Jerma drastically underestimating channel points and the dedication of the Drew Crew almost counted as a technical difficulty, because he bluescreened from laughing.
The way Jerma looks like he took severe psychic damage when he saw himself in the Cry of Fear video and had to use all his energy to stop his head from exploding.
PSYCHO egomaniac streamer TORTURES unfortunate viewer by FORCING them to watch EVERY single video of himself, AMALGAMATING thousands of hours of HORROR into a website for poor members of the public to stumble upon and PARALYZE themselves with
That start was the exact opposite of a one guy moment. Chat saw the video and immediately banded together towards a common, hilarious cause.
crew moment
Collective Consciousness Moment
I was dozing off and he just said, “imagine somebody falling asleep to this” now I’m scared
Congrats. Now he has access to your dreams like Freddy Krueger
@@SRowntree another victim
@@SRowntree The only way for Jerma to exist on our plane is to visit us in our dreams and nightmares. Whichever it is, depends on his current mood.
this video once again proving that Jerma is utterly powerless against the might of the DREW CREW
jermaWalk DREW CREW jermaWalk
jermaPoint DREW CREW jermaPoint2
DREW CREW COMING THRU
DREW CREW UNITE! We need to find a way to make him play more
Don't forget that Nancy Drew was burtally murdered in Elden Ring though.
I feel like Jerma (if he were real) would do that thing in elementary school where you put glue all over your palm and then peel it off, except with his entire body, and it’s his actual skin
that is oddly specific but quite accurate
thank god he is not real
Oh don’t worry my friend if jerma gets a sunburn and he has psoriasis that is entirely possible 😏
wutface
Patrick Bateman energy
I still think that Condemned 2 HyperCam bit is one of the most genius things Jerma has done.
His best bit ever imo
It was perfect lmao
Possibly the funniest thing ever done on stream honestly. A joke that would not be possible OR sensible in any other context.
That and Just Cause 64
@@MrTheBigNoze Groggy Gary takes the lead in my opinion
This version of Bingo isn’t too different from normal Bingo because instead of old ladies wanting to kill you for getting a Bingo Jerma actually pinpoints your exact location and comes after you like that one snail.
No, you don't mean... *that* snail?
@@kosherre6243 keep one eye open while you’re sleeping
I know exactly which snail you speak of.
DECOY JERMA
He would attempt to chase after you before becoming exhausted after a few minutes of running. then he would break into someones house and grind their flesh to eat while he operates their shitty desktop and console, streaming to get the money necessary to fund his growing zorn and mayonnaise addiction, Only then shall he embark once more to your location, renewing the pyscycle.
What if you were watching a jerma stream live, and suddenly an older jerma's webcam appeared, commented for 3 minutes, checked something off a bingo card, and then disappeared.
I would go forward to the past
This video shows that as time passes, Jerma does not get older, he just looks more evil
Shaun Majesto Riddle
That’s what getting old does to you. It makes you look less innocent over time.
That's what happens to one-percenter andys
From scaredy cat overly positive and supportive gym bro to a grim gaunt musketeer owning a dilapidated Spanish castle and a breastfeeding gaming chair
He gets sussier
imagine if he clicked on the first clip and he did everything on the bingo card in like 5 seconds
The Drew Crew changes a man
frozen arnold pfp huge W
"the old jerma would beat your ass"
"no he wouldnt... the new jerma would run"
jerma melting into his chair at the cry of fear video was so good
There's nothing I love more than watching Jerma be incredibly embarrassed.
That’s nice Jeremy, take your meds and go to sleep
I don't know why Jeremy keeps staying up past his bedtime.
Jerma doesn't sleep. He waits.
@@SRowntree Psycho streamer arrives at stream early, WAITS until chat calls him late, THEN streams
0:13 Jordan Peterson
the idea that jermbot could one day be a real threat is beyond unsettling
Can't be any worse than the real Jerma.
@@SRowntree If Jerma were real of course.
@@joeywilson7026 Of course.
@@SRowntree it has 0.1% of his power, but there are 1,000,000,000 of them
@@Addsomehappy Would you rather fight one Jerma-sized worm or a million worm-sized Jermas?
Jerma retroactively apologizing to Cheese Nips out of fear of being canceled
he needs to do this again so there's a chance of this vod appearing as a clip and us getting 3 jermas talking over eachother
the funniest part for me about the unregistered hypercam bit is its one of the first clips online I ever saw of Jerma
10:00 This is the contrast between The evil imposter Jerma (bottom right) and The true Jerma (top left)
10:23 from super hero to super villain
that was hilarious I’m tempted to watch the whole vod
Any of Jerma reacting to his youtube days - pure gold
@@Guruc13 I ended up watching the entirety of the vod of last time he did this. So funny
which stream is this one
@@dohnjoe8372 I’m pretty sure the vod for this video is this one: th-cam.com/video/sHOVE3_6HbA/w-d-xo.html
But the one I watched was the time he did it again here: th-cam.com/video/47UM7nA9uNk/w-d-xo.html
Jerma should record himself talking as if to older self and then 10 years later answer to that recording as an older brother. It's all like a time capsule
jerma roasting old jerma is a beautiful thing
i was about to look up the vod before realizing this happened 2 years ago
Each day I pray to God and thank him for not making Jerma real, the world wouldn't have survived if he was
Jerma if he was real
I feel like something is lost by not showing a clip of the chat during the nancy drew section to show off the drew crew in full force
10:16 he looks like the gritty Netflix reboot getting compared to the original 80’s show.
The edit is HERE everyone stay calm
Jerma dips out of frame should have been a free space
god i love the hyper cam bit
i dont know why but everytime i try to play any jerma video on my tv it wont star it just wont start. i try to watch any other video and it work ok. i think he cursed my tv... could anybody please help me im scared
im gonna be honest there were many moments in this video that i had difficulty telling which jerma was which
22:11 little did he know he would eventually end up in the library of congress in October of 2022
Oh its from 2020 no wonder I remember seeing this before. I was thinking "hey I recognize this website thing, am I going nuts?"
I think that every 10 years jerma should do a video of him looking at another video of him looking at another video of him, and like "put each face side by side" as they each talk, the Jermaception
I discovered Nerd Jerma I am estatic
Man, being a follower of Jerma on TH-cam just mean that every few months we see a repeat of old content like its a 90s cable channel, huh?
So I worked it out and at the time this Was recorded the amount of footage in this Website would have been equal to 1,04% of his lifetime,
Meaning that we very very roughly have 3 out of every 200 waking hours of jermas life on video
Haha ok Jerma has to be the almighty creater because I couldnt tell what was or wasnt real! There was so much inception in this - like a dream within a dream within a dream. I loved it!
aH yes, remember when he played Slender The eight pages?
soap andy
bring back jacked jerma
Could've weighted the prob of getting a main channel video higher
Nearly caught up!
under 2k andy i was there
I thought they were going to kiss here 13:08
Jerma I pray for you and your mind ❤️
Is there an edit of the second time he did this on this channel?
Oh great, it's that damned AI "jerma" again. What programing is he going to try to instill on his fan base this time?
Crazy how he got Jordan Peterson to introduce this stream
10:18 with the 10 year age gap jerma looks like he became evil. His skin became pale, his hair and clothing became darker. It’s like at some point he became evil to the point were we can’t recognize him anymore. Like a Sith Lord.
The one on the right killed the one on the left
He did become evil
Anakin to Kylo Ren. He even did the voice!
It's like in the Half-Blood Prince where Voldemort went from looking pretty normal to the same but unearthly looking
Goth Jerma
Goth Jerma
0:00 Jordan Peterson
hardest Jerma video to watch cause I kept on mixing up what was present Jerma and what was past Jerma
The timelines are melting
Someone clip it! Quick!
@@eden1164 tuber laugh soundbite
Jermboa is timeless
9:25 Jerma quietly losing his shit and then marking off "tuber voice" before trying to suppress his laughter is a great moment of this stream.
He looks so fucking embarrassed lmao
@@totororaptors a common reaction to seeing yourself from 10 years ago
True!
Great name btw
Love that he talks about himself in these videos as if that isn't him in the past. Like with "Woah! He almost took his clothes off!" at 9:51
it isnt himself. every stream features a new clone of jerma.
He Has Been Replaced.
@@poghand He's not 985 for no reason
He has no object permanence so it makes sense
Dementia Andy
"10k channel points might be too expensive." He said, moments before disaster.
Timestamp?
@@Ari-8449 3:30 ish
@@Ari-8449 2:59 is the quote, 3:33 for disaster beginning
@@Ari-8449Dog watch the video
jerma saying that the old him would not beat his ass because he would run gave me the biggest laugh out of every clip in this video
This is one of his best jokes ever.
Be peaked here.
current day jerma would dodge jacked up vod jerma's big axe
New jerma would've pushed old jerma into a meat grinder. If he hasn't done that already
@@saunorineold jerma is like the buff powerhouse tank and modern jerma is the silly little trickster with one or two abilities that make him a god
I can't wait until he does this again and gets this exact video and re-recycles his own content. What a economy-friendly streamer! (He still owes us two hours of Nancy drew, Drew Crew can only be held back for so long)
I think he got a clip from a "through the ages" stream the last time he did it
14:34 Jerma is the only person who would have been able to directly pick up on his own mannerisms and know for sure he was lying there, and he just revealed it to all of us for some reason
10:21 Jerma went from handsome hunk to Edgar Allen Poe.
Himbo to Poebo
Why did you say handsome hunk twice?
The idea of young Jerma and current Jerma being brothers is hilarious to me.
Ideally you want to look better or the same, right? Not like, "we could be related"
@@Guruc13 that's just happens when you clone yourself
The fact that the bingo streams happened to land on two iconic bits (Pasta Italiano and Unregistered Hypercam 2) is very lucky.
Still would love for him to do this again. Could we do this for other streamers?
5:23 I love how he gets jumpscared by himself
I know right? What a psycho!
He got to experience what we feel when he reveals his grotesque countenance
The Drew Crew pulling up in full force has me absolutely rolling god bless Jerma
1:52 Jerma kindly explaining his Saw trap
True pain
"Fuck the Drew Crew. Drew Crew is like, 12 guys."
- Jerma, setting a new low for correctness.
I like that in attempting to avoid scamming people he arguably scammed WAY more people.
You love to see it - nice name btw!
Yeah, it's great.
Wonderful name btw!
It's so funny... spectacular name btw!
It's my favorite part
Really cool name btw!
Classic Jerma985, unintentionally hilarious.
Epic name btw!
9:12 I love how he rubs his hands together like a little fly
this is the funniest thing I've seen all day
I can't unsee that now. This comment is annoyingly hilarious.
He's preparing to eat the rotting corpse in the other room
fly andy
mydli mydli
22:55 Thought I was having a stoke when he first started repeating himself. But that 5th “arYOUst” sent an actual shiver down my spine.
Asmr Andy
A stoke?
Jerma uploading this much in two weeks is almost as good at that bug he ate once.
He isn't the one uploading these. They're the editors shackled to the wall in his underground lair. This video took two and a half years and he still hasn't fed them
Jerma added amphetamines to the daily rations of the editors he keeps in his basement
"that" bug? "once"? this guy eats THOUSANDS of bugs each day, it's FUCKED up
he specifically targets the cute, harmless ones like caterpillars, jumping spiders, and (as we learned recently) earwigs D:
3:40 Dyatlov watching the power spike in the Chernobyl Nuclear Reactor during the test
I love it when Jerma agrees with himself, like he finally found a single soul on this Earth that really gets him.
The fact that Jerma kindly goes "Oh, I won't make it expensive" and then chat adds like 300 minutes INSTANTLY.
Mom Jerma scolding Cave Jerma is surreal
Translate this to Greek
Trans fats haha fat transgender hahaha i never knew family guy could be so funny
@@db3951 Η μαμά Τζέρμα που επιπλήττει τη σπηλιά της Τζέρμα είναι σουρεαλιστική
@@db3951 Η μαμά Jerma που επιπλήττει το Cave Jerma είναι σουρεαλιστικό
It's like the Avengers going back in time to previous movies in Endgame
I was here for this stream, when Nancy Drew came up, the WHOLE CHAT was spamming “DREW CREW”. It was the best jerma moment i had seen.
This was hilarious. What a phenomenal idea
hi fatmagic
Until this video ends up inside the video stream itself
Omg it's fatmagic have my babies please
Him saying "we could be brothers" about HIMSELF is hilarious to me
I love that Jerma addresses Past Jerma as 'He', as if they're not the same person.
Jerma984
There's someone in his head, but it is not him
Something something Heraclitus
Jerma’s “Unregistered Hypercam” stream is actually one of the funniest streaming jokes I’ve ever seen.
this video is like if 3rdJerma existed, honestly
Jerma Squared
@@thescaredshadow that would be jerma cubed, sorry your comment must be deleted ☹️
i can see it now, 3rdJerma is an entire channel full of videos of 60 year old jerma reacting to clips of himself
3:40 This is better than any hypetrain twitch could ever come up with
Jerma drastically underestimating channel points and the dedication of the Drew Crew almost counted as a technical difficulty, because he bluescreened from laughing.
Jerma (looking at himself): We could be brothers
9:20
My mans aint age at all. His hair and facial hair changes styles and lengths of course but this man has not aged like at ALLL.
Jerma utilizes the Lazarus pit from batman, look it up if you don't know what I'm talking about.
I really think he has potential to play several characters in the same movie, Mike Meyers style
@haomavarga Aged like expensive fine wine of the highest quality. Time did good owo hehe 'u'
Wow in just 10 years Jerma went from looking like the average Gym Bro to looking like a full blown Serial Killer.
"OF COURSE it starts with Nancy Drew, OF COURSE it does"
Never change, Jerma
The DS joke has me rolling every time I hear it.
Jerma is such a legendary comedian that he can openly reuse content and make it a memorable stream
The way Jerma looks like he took severe psychic damage when he saw himself in the Cry of Fear video and had to use all his energy to stop his head from exploding.
"Old Jerma would beat your ass...... No he wouldn't because the new Jerma would run" 21:44
Jerma bingo is the scariest thing I can think of right now that isn’t the heat death of the universe
official scout tf2 cameo at 9:00, truly amazing, streamer has really outdone himself this time
I still think the greatest bit Jerma ever did was the unregistered hyper cam bit. Glad it made an appearance in this.
I love that he's retroactively upset with himself.
"We could be brothers" Jerma says while comparing himself to a video of himself...
13:28 They KISSED!
He says malding should've been the free space but I think "read inappropriate chat" should've been
8 years after STAR_'s live bingo night we get the long awaited sequel
It's a good idea! I want to see more of it!
@@Guruc13 would you say you've long awaited it?
@@TalkingSandvich Oh ho ho! Clever! Let's hope next time we won't wait as long!
This was the first stream I ever tuned in to. Imagine my confusion and panic trying to keep up with the chat.
PSYCHO egomaniac streamer TORTURES unfortunate viewer by FORCING them to watch EVERY single video of himself, AMALGAMATING thousands of hours of HORROR into a website for poor members of the public to stumble upon and PARALYZE themselves with
I can't believe he makes us PEEP such HORROR