Even if they had to do it all over again, they'd do it all over again. Ten times all over again! (the actual company went out of business several years ago due to multiple complaints of poor quality work)
@@12ealDealOfficial no longer supported, so they're just updateless. You can still use em for their banger cameras if you really want, but you gotta download the photos manually because they don't sync over the cloud. It's like talking to a loved one who doesn't remember their own name, it hurts some kinda way
Poop ebbs and flows like the tides. I was around when YTP was THE thing in the late '00s. Then it died out when most of the talented originals retired. But those old masters inspired a new generation and the artform is slowly returning despite itself. cs188 is unusual because he's been pumping out sh!t since YTP's Golden Age and he's still hilarious.
I certainly appreciate it. It's even from one of CS's older poops, "Bruno's Uptown Rectal Cleaning Sing-along PSA": th-cam.com/video/J2fRCQoxf3w/w-d-xo.html
@@PearangeProductions Oh, I know. That's one of his best ytps, of one of the best songs ever made. And I mean both the original and CS's version. Glad he's still making callbacks to that ytp, and not letting the song die out. It's an amazing song on it's own, but I want to say this one time, this one particular time, CS DIDN'T improve the quality of the song "Uptown Funk". Because you can't improve perfection, but obviously, I give CS credit for trying, and making one of the best ytps of his TH-cam Pooping career. I mean, I love the song "Uptown Funk".
"It does everything your current phone does, except you can fuck it." A million dollar idea if I've ever heard one! Also, thanks for the burned-in subtiltles.
That phone doesn’t have 512gb of Ram Ranch or a good Infinity F*cks Display, so it’s a total rip-off (But still less of a rip-off than the actual Freedom Phone).
The big question is, how does this fare against the Galaxy FooF by SungSung? Personally I think the Galaxy FooF is better. Think about it, you don't even see it and it's a FartPhone.
Seeing the Freak Phone commercial felt like when you watch a movie and suddenly see an actor you only recognize from one other movie and being very surprised to see them.
Where the heck did this come from? I don't use social media aside from TH-cam, no longer have cable and I have TH-cam Premium so I'm not seeing ads anymore, lol.
@@user-ov2fc5sd1e While I may have used the word incorrectly in this case, something meta means it refers back to itself. While this is not the full correct definition, it means something like that. So in this case, I meant that remixing old jokes into a different context really funny from both ways, because in this new context it sounds funny, but the originals are also funny, so seeing old jokes taken both out of context but being remixed to be in context is really hilarious and really meta.
@@SonoSooS I thank ypu for the explaining. I'm mentally impaired atm so I can't understand properly but will read again when I'm sharp. Thank you again
I mean, we all know Zuckerberg is an alien from Planet Zark, but this Erik dude is a real piece of work. I'd probably vomit if I watched the original video, meaning cs188 made it objectively better.
That feeling of hating his guts is understandable. The guy's yet another conservative suck-up scamming impressionable people with a crappy product on par with the Soulja Boy gaming consoles.
The Super Power Phone has the first Operating System based on your period. And I Think That's So Wrong. But, There's No App Store, No Keyboard And No Phone. They don't want to buy it at all.
Solid YTP. Lots of good smooth stuff here without it being too "haha funny random". Good quality comedy here. Thanks for still keeping the genre alive CS188.
He's a grifter selling third-rate trash at second-rate prices to first-rate idiots. People who really want a "freedom" phone can just put LineageOS on an Android themselves. Frankly, anyone who finds that task daunting has no business owning anything more powerful than a graphing calculator anyway.
"Sorry Elmo, I can't STOP at the STOP sign, I'm looking for ARBITERS OF TRUTH" I just can't get over that line LOL it's so brilliant and so stupid at the same time
Cs188 I'm drunk as shit, but I just want to say thank you so much for keeping up the ytp hustle. You, DaThings, and Durhamrockerz were always my favorites. This brings back so many memories. I remember watching your stuff in the morning before middle school classes would start. Thank you so much dude.
@@BurgerKingHarkinian I doubt it. He bragged about its lack of a keyboard! And without an an Infinity F*cks display, watching massive CoCs just won't compare.
Or maybe it's that they're not falling for it but want to help them make a profit since they are published under the government's rule most likely, and these people want them to have power so that we will be forced to be under their influence.
Think about it too, this dude is making you pay a shit ton of money to buy a completely new phone, even though you can do all of the freedom phone’s things to your current phone. Hell, Apple doesn’t have trackers on their phones. If you’re using an android or Samsung, it’s rather easy to disable any of the trackers and shit like that.
@@cckiller0053 In response to the word soup you typed, my point is that he's selling refurbished Chinese phones at a 400% markup and telling people that it's "uncensored." This is nonsense because any app you download will enforce its TOS no matter what device you use. A phone's OS does not change that. Also, I have a little concern over a completely uncensored app store. Does "PatriApp" allow child pornography? ISIS recruitment? Malware? Nothing is censored, right? Also also, you do realize that app stores and social medias are private companies and censor not because of a government mandate, but by internal TOS (at least in a majority of cases).
I actually called the Freak Phone when I was little once. That puppet was amazing and made me want to call. Thanks for putting that stupid song in my head, it will play on repeat till I die now
My favorite part about the freedom phone is how they say they won’t sell your data but leave out the fact that they literally can’t sell your data because it’s not them who has access to it, it’s the company that’s actually making the phone
I heard about this phone on Muta’s channel and when he showed portions of the ad for the phone I thought it would be a good source. Thanks for proving me right, this is a great video lmao
I'm surprised the announcement by the FreeDumb phone was made by this guy. There was some much at steak and little guarantees he would get the JoJ done. Fortunately, the presentation was well done! 👍
![[YTP] WELCOME TO SUCKSVILLE, U.S.A.](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Uq6N3mpybJU/mqdefault.jpg)
![[YTP] THE PHONE THAT FOLDS ITSELF OUT OF EXISTENCE](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WcojAI0YRYw/mqdefault.jpg)
![[YTP] Too Much (Fiddling With) Free Time](/img/n.gif)
Name one time in history…when HoH SiS didn’t get the JoJ done.
Never, because they would do it all over again.
15teenteenteenteen times all over again, even.
We've already descended to this joke yet again. Glorious.
They did, but every client was 100% unsatisfied
I WANT THE JOJ, RIGHT NOW!!!!!
Even if they had to do it all over again, they'd do it all over again. Ten times all over again!
(the actual company went out of business several years ago due to multiple complaints of poor quality work)
Being an Erik myself, I can confirm he is NOT the world’s highest Erik.
How far above sea level are you?
@@WaitHowDidIGetHere Pfft, lol! 😂
@@WaitHowDidIGetHere 620 thousand million 723 million 3 4 thousand 99 million miles
The world's highest Erik is the one on salvia.
Erik Weihenmayer is the world's highest Erik. He was the first blind person to reach the summit of Mount Everest, on May 25, 2001.
188% Certified Freaky™ Phone
👀 nice seeing you here !
The SungSung Phone was endorsed by Former Korean Ice Skating World Champion, KiiK YuY NaN.
188% satisfied with my YTP experience.
Get this to 188 likes
But was there a freaky maiD
Your editing is so smooth it almost doesn’t even sound like YTP if you just listen to it and don’t watch the video 😂
You Can Say Hello To Erik. So I Did...
Well then I think you should consult a doctor.
It's cs188, he is the YTP best editor. He can animate the Onion and Babylon Bee articles.
"just believe me: don't watch"
@@SteveInLava I'm tempted to agree with ya there. Certainly the best ongoing pooper.
Hot damn CS, throwing in that classic Windows Phone clip for the OGs
I miss Windows phones
and see what my brother's been up to
@@quantumblauthor7300 Did they go away? I still have one. I stopped using it when I reverted to a "dumb phone" a while back.
Lol I remember having a windows phone
@@12ealDealOfficial no longer supported, so they're just updateless. You can still use em for their banger cameras if you really want, but you gotta download the photos manually because they don't sync over the cloud. It's like talking to a loved one who doesn't remember their own name, it hurts some kinda way
"It does every current phone does, except security. Because we spy on you."
If ads were honest.
Xiaomi and Huawei phones in a nutshell
@@midorifox im the world's lolcow now.
That's why I use Duckduckgo lol.
The us goverment...sneaky invasive bastards
@@coopermuccio4409 Dude. They friggin' ghost-blocked this. Lol.
I hope YTP's live forever.
Oh they will, and will only get better.
cs188 inspired an entire generation of ambitious poopers. The best is yet to come.
Well the community is already dead but ig people are still making them
Poop ebbs and flows like the tides. I was around when YTP was THE thing in the late '00s. Then it died out when most of the talented originals retired. But those old masters inspired a new generation and the artform is slowly returning despite itself.
cs188 is unusual because he's been pumping out sh!t since YTP's Golden Age and he's still hilarious.
At least one day later to my deathday
FreeDumb phone
Percs:
-no appstore
-no keyboard
-no phone
+No security
includes 6 zuckerburgers with purchase of FreeDumb phone
i wanna buy one
Just an empty box
CS188 censorship
“I'm the world's bitch already” had me.
Thank you, I know I am
But he's also the world's youngest president, so that doesn't count.
Aren't we all?
@@turricanrocks1552 Erik must been high enough to dream about being president.
@@KL53986 Probably.
“Our priority is no priority.”
Inspiring words, Erik.
That's why everyone is complaining about Erik.
@@paradoxequinox4104 and I think that’s so wrong
"That's why I'm leaving now."
@@abithapa9099 (wait come back pls)
@@JosephMendoza1054 "Your freedom of speech is so wrong."
Was not expecting a ytp of this but it is certainly a welcome one
I hope this phone folds itself out of existence.
I understood that reference
Haven’t seen it, and I’m already laughing
that's how you know it's good
I haven't yet putted up youtube and I'm already laughing.
relatable.
@@Niagaranobs bro the fact u edited it and still have an error in it makes me laugh😂
@@acefrost1535 better?
i don't think enough people appreciate how smooth the "just believe me, don't watch" edit is
Well, I definitely do. Whoo. Hi, I'm high. Not as high as the world's highest Erik, but I try.
I certainly appreciate it. It's even from one of CS's older poops, "Bruno's
Uptown Rectal Cleaning Sing-along PSA": th-cam.com/video/J2fRCQoxf3w/w-d-xo.html
@@PearangeProductions Oh, I know. That's one of his best ytps, of one of the best songs ever made. And I mean both the original and CS's version. Glad he's still making callbacks to that ytp, and not letting the song die out. It's an amazing song on it's own, but I want to say this one time, this one particular time, CS DIDN'T improve the quality of the song "Uptown Funk". Because you can't improve perfection, but obviously, I give CS credit for trying, and making one of the best ytps of his TH-cam Pooping career. I mean, I love the song "Uptown Funk".
Same
If you tap on the left side of the video at the beginning multiple times, he says „J**z“.
The topics may change, but the humor remains unchanged and brilliant; even after all these years.
cs188 is eternal
Absolutely.
"It does everything your current phone does, except you can fuck it." A million dollar idea if I've ever heard one!
Also, thanks for the burned-in subtiltles.
GTA did it first. : P
that would sell like hotcakes
@Comrade Clyde Japan, probably
@Comrade Clyde Los Santos, at Ifruit authorised resellers
@@GizmoBeam yeah
That phone doesn’t have 512gb of Ram Ranch or a good Infinity F*cks Display, so it’s a total rip-off (But still less of a rip-off than the actual Freedom Phone).
That will be added to the Freedumb Fold edition.
@@WSmith1984 I forgot to say I already added those to the JoJPhone.
@Russell Hunter lol jk I'm not gay
Why need to wait for the FreeDumb Fold when the JoJPhone already has the 512gb of Ram Ranch and the InfinityF**ks Display
@@ilmamartinez522 PLEASE TELL ME IT HAS AN INTEGRATED HOH SIS MEDIA PLAYER
FYI: make sure to remove all metal from the Zuckerburgers before grilling them.
nah leave the metal in, really enhances the taste of bigwig ceo
Instructions unclear, I no longer have any Zuckerburgers to grill
Why do mine taste like lizard?
@@pengil3 You may have to descale your grill
But will Erik put the phone away? He's certainly spending more time alone
That "Arbiters & Overlords" bit gets me every time, but it also me wonder if it was possible to mix his words to get him to say "Spawn more Overlords"
It's been 11 years and I'm still never prepared for what CS188 can do with videos.
*Or Stricken strips*
*KNOW*
The big question is, how does this fare against the Galaxy FooF by SungSung?
Personally I think the Galaxy FooF is better. Think about it, you don't even see it and it's a FartPhone.
My Samsus smarms phoph is twice as fast and 3x as freerf
Browse... Browse... Browse... Browse... LOL! That was the funniest part of that video.
Not to mention it's a useless device ✅
Galaxy Foof has a one inch infinity f#ck display though
Can you fuck the Galaxy FooF? No? Then this beats it.
“Hi, I’m High”
Ah it’s been to long.
"Hi, I'm high, I'm Erik, and I'm the world's highest Erik" had me dead
Seeing the Freak Phone commercial felt like when you watch a movie and suddenly see an actor you only recognize from one other movie and being very surprised to see them.
I remember seeing this advertisement so often to the point where I had it mesmerized, and seeing cs188 ytp it just made my month.
Where the heck did this come from? I don't use social media aside from TH-cam, no longer have cable and I have TH-cam Premium so I'm not seeing ads anymore, lol.
"Everyone is complaining about Erik."
Well I mean he's not wrong.
And I think that's [n]o wrong.
I'm glad this new phone maker is being honest about spying on us. This country needs more honesty!
It's more honest than the original video at least.
I know exactly where your pfp came from. And i love it
CS188 makes the best YTPs ever! He is number 1.
@COREY BARBER Ha
This is not even reusing old jokes anymore, this is remixing old jokes which feel fresh, and I love how meta it is.
What's meta?
@@user-ov2fc5sd1e While I may have used the word incorrectly in this case, something meta means it refers back to itself. While this is not the full correct definition, it means something like that.
So in this case, I meant that remixing old jokes into a different context really funny from both ways, because in this new context it sounds funny, but the originals are also funny, so seeing old jokes taken both out of context but being remixed to be in context is really hilarious and really meta.
@@SonoSooS I thank ypu for the explaining. I'm mentally impaired atm so I can't understand properly but will read again when I'm sharp. Thank you again
Erik you do gotta be high as hell to forget the fact that none of this actually matters if you’re installing an AT&T SIM card on your freeDumb device.
Well he did admit that he was the world's highest Erik
God, even not having seen this dude’s original video, I already hate his guts. Excellent poop, CS.
I mean, we all know Zuckerberg is an alien from Planet Zark, but this Erik dude is a real piece of work.
I'd probably vomit if I watched the original video, meaning cs188 made it objectively better.
I heard about this from commentary channels.
That feeling of hating his guts is understandable.
The guy's yet another conservative suck-up scamming impressionable people with a crappy product on par with the Soulja Boy gaming consoles.
@@OwlEye2010 he is not even a conservative, just trying to scam older ones.
@@raudalhazazz Hardly any better as far as I'm concerned.
I can’t believe this phone actually exists.
perrit
The Super Power Phone has the first Operating System based on your period. And I Think That's So Wrong. But, There's No App Store, No Keyboard And No Phone. They don't want to buy it at all.
I saw someone joking about this exact thing as a scam for the rubes months ago and they even suggested calling it the Freedom Phone
@@bluegum6438 It’s something that’s needed nowadays if you get political online. Or else you’ll just be constantly censored.
@@robertsmalls2293 alright bro I'm not saying anything, hope that works out for you
The "long...schlong" callback got me good. I was laughing and saying yes. Love the references to your own videos.
"We've developed the first operating system based on your period. And I think that's so wrong."
Then why did you develop it?
To get the Joj done.
It's probably one of those poorly thought-out things that seemed like a good idea at the time.
To be the first
0:23
I can attest to that statement, as an Erik.
This YTP spoke to me on many levels.
Erik: you can have the freedom to do anything with this phone
cs188: so I did
"It does everything your current phone does, except security."
Ain't that the tagline.
"There's no app store, there's no keyboard, and no phone"
Best phone of 2021.
So it's a PDA with no curated package source. Fine by me.
Solid YTP. Lots of good smooth stuff here without it being too "haha funny random". Good quality comedy here. Thanks for still keeping the genre alive CS188.
The ironic thing is, he is as bad, if not worse than curret phone companies.
I'd buy it if it was what the YTPs describe
@@blacktigerpaw1 a condom phone would be revolutionary. JoJ
@@flarfschnikelman6780 I kinda want that femd- om phone tbh.
@@flarfschnikelman6780 Fuck yes it would
He's a grifter selling third-rate trash at second-rate prices to first-rate idiots. People who really want a "freedom" phone can just put LineageOS on an Android themselves. Frankly, anyone who finds that task daunting has no business owning anything more powerful than a graphing calculator anyway.
Good to have you back Cs188, Long time fan here
I wish I could watch this on a super power phone so it would be edge to edge to edge to edge to edge to edge to edge to edge to edge to edge
That is so *edgy*
*INTENSE AUTO-FELLATIO NOISES FOLLOW*
I KNEW MAKING THAT TWEET WAS WORTH IT, THANK YOU
"Sorry Elmo, I can't stop at the stop sign right now, I'm looking for ARBITERS OF TRUTH"
Erik made like eight phones and a couple of burgers and all of them are busted lmfao
Listening to Jack Septiceye's intro on Earth could wake up an entire neighborhood on Mars.
0:12 Lol he probably was pretty high when he invented this phone. Fantastic ytp as always cs188!
"Sorry Elmo, I can't STOP at the STOP sign, I'm looking for ARBITERS OF TRUTH"
I just can't get over that line LOL it's so brilliant and so stupid at the same time
Ah yes, the freedom to resell chinese androids
all androids are chinese androids
@@wiiztec Google's aren't
@@vividant of course they are
@@wiiztec they're made in india
@@wiiztec they're made in india
The way Eric says “forever” is so sensual yet so threatening
All we need now is a YTP phone. A phone all about YTPs . And cs should make it!
Cs188 I'm drunk as shit, but I just want to say thank you so much for keeping up the ytp hustle. You, DaThings, and Durhamrockerz were always my favorites. This brings back so many memories. I remember watching your stuff in the morning before middle school classes would start. Thank you so much dude.
"The world's highest Erik."
Hi i'm high
I grinned so much at the Starcraft joke idk why I was expecting a halo reference. Good job 👏
“We made the first Operating System based on your period”
Me a guy: *visible confusion*
🤣🤣🤣
i mean, technically,
trans men: 😳
"And I think that's so wrong"
That's why there's no os, no app store and no keyboard.
My brain: Gotta get some sleep tonight.
CS: *uploads a video at 12AM instantly diverting my attention*
*THAT REEKS OF RELATABILITY*
2:30 still an absolute legend for putting Starcraft in here
The fucking "Epic speech" background music cutting of and coming back is slowing degrading my brain to a peanut. I might actually buy the freerf phoph
As you can see, he's clearly not Justin. I bet he doesn't even have females on his phone!
(o.o)
But can you brows-ows-ows-ows?
@@BurgerKingHarkinian I doubt it. He bragged about its lack of a keyboard! And without an an Infinity F*cks display, watching massive CoCs just won't compare.
@@BurgerKingHarkinian Nudity?
but can he do all the three at once?
the freedom phone is literally an ebay phone with a weird version of android on it
the phone for paranoiacs who also don't know what an apk or cookie is
@@qwertzy121212 The phone for the very specific american white supremacist paranoiacs
If people are very insecure about what's on the internet then they shouldn't even go on it.
2:20 Reminds me that Abraham Lincoln won with only 40% of the vote. There were 4 candidates, and many states refused to even put Lincoln on the ballot
Still better than the original! The fact that there are idiots who fall for this huckster is insane by itself.
"it's uncensorable"
And it's also manufactured in China.
Or maybe it's that they're not falling for it but want to help them make a profit since they are published under the government's rule most likely, and these people want them to have power so that we will be forced to be under their influence.
Think about it too, this dude is making you pay a shit ton of money to buy a completely new phone, even though you can do all of the freedom phone’s things to your current phone.
Hell, Apple doesn’t have trackers on their phones.
If you’re using an android or Samsung, it’s rather easy to disable any of the trackers and shit like that.
@@cckiller0053 In response to the word soup you typed, my point is that he's selling refurbished Chinese phones at a 400% markup and telling people that it's "uncensored." This is nonsense because any app you download will enforce its TOS no matter what device you use. A phone's OS does not change that.
Also, I have a little concern over a completely uncensored app store. Does "PatriApp" allow child pornography? ISIS recruitment? Malware? Nothing is censored, right?
Also also, you do realize that app stores and social medias are private companies and censor not because of a government mandate, but by internal TOS (at least in a majority of cases).
That's because scamming right wingers is the easiest fucking thing on the planet
A new cs188 video is always great to wake up to. Love the callbacks to the older videos as well
"The FreerF"
"PhohP"
"The super FaaF"
These are godly words right here-
Freedumb
“Freesmart!”.
- Pencil BFDIA
BFDI FAN OMGA
I actually called the Freak Phone when I was little once. That puppet was amazing and made me want to call. Thanks for putting that stupid song in my head, it will play on repeat till I die now
i like how the ytp made it less of an ad of a phone and more of an ad for erik himself
I love that a Cs188 joke never goes out of date. Anything goes for callbacks!
Had never seen this ad before, but this was a fantastic YTP.
I love the ytp culture, and Im so glad we can all point and laugh at the freedom phone
Got the Freddie Freaker reference gave me so much nostalgia of 9th grade days. Anyways funny as always, preciate it.
3:23 i regret taking that big sip of water there lmfao
Starcraft in a YTP, what I didnt fathom I could want but now I need.
arbiters overlords
@@ExecutorNral I wonder where Erik studied tactics in advertising?
1:03
I love how serious he looks about having you stop your freedom of speech. (Before the mirrored face)
1:06 reminds me of that time I texted my own number to see what would happen, it just sent back the same message.
Lol same here
It came back like boomerang indeed
love the freak phone dlc for this ytp
My favorite part about the freedom phone is how they say they won’t sell your data but leave out the fact that they literally can’t sell your data because it’s not them who has access to it, it’s the company that’s actually making the phone
3:09 that threw me off lmao. The editing was so smooth.
Thanks for the flashbacks to Freddy Freaker and the Freak Phone. Was kinda hoping that memory would have stayed buried...
"The Condom Phone. It does everything your current phone does, except, you can fuck it."
That joke in particular made me lose my shit.
I heard about this phone on Muta’s channel and when he showed portions of the ad for the phone I thought it would be a good source. Thanks for proving me right, this is a great video lmao
I think you're one of the few YTP creators who is good enough at editing to not need subtitles, even though you included them in this upload.
cs188 single handedly keeping Robbie Rotten alive in our hearts.
2:37 - That's _precisely_ how I imagined that single word was spelled.
I'm not one who needed it, but the subtitles on the more aggressive sentence mixing was a nice touch.
Every “that is so wrong” made me laugh so hard😂
The music in the background of this ad unintentionally added so much humor to this
I was giggling all the way through, but I absolutely lost it at “Femdom Phone.”
1:41 that's some funny shit man
I love the continous callbacks. Clever and hilarious as usual :)
It's good to see you posting dude, hope you're enjoying yourself
"The Freerf Phohp is Super Faaf" You Fucking killed me 😂😂😂
Your content keeps getting worse, I love it.
cs188 would probably argue his content was never good, and I love that.
@@Soufriere84 Everyone is complaining about CS188 and i think thats so wrong.
STOP IT >:(
I'm surprised the announcement by the FreeDumb phone was made by this guy. There was some much at steak and little guarantees he would get the JoJ done. Fortunately, the presentation was well done! 👍
0:48 Any DnD character sheet belonging to somebody younger than 15 be like:
2:13 That Phone that Folds Itself Out of Existence throwback though.
Indeed 🤣👍
God, the Freak Phone part had me holding back tears. Excellent work as always.
I want a Femdom Phone.
Try ResetEra.
Since it has all the fine ladies who used to be men. No TERFs.
@@blacktigerpaw1 What the fuck?
I'm grateful for the captions 😂