_"We can fate the foes we fice"_ actually makes sense. It means to conquer foes, predetermining their end state by dogging them down, turning 'fice' (a type of dog) into a verb.
Gread presidential quotes: "A house divided against itself cannot stand" - Lincoln "The Only thing we have to fear is fear itself"- Roosevelt "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country"- Kennedy "We will fart in the face of good people"- Biden truly inspiring stuff
It's neither engines that are broken, it's the inexperienced developers using good game engines ending up making crappy games. I always see people shitting on Unity because of shitty developers making shitty games on Unity often, but I don't see that same disgust for unreal with the abomination that is dreamworld.
I love how CS has been killing it ever since I was a kid; I’m 20 now and he’s still got it. It’s really nice to see too, considering most YTPers start to lose it after being 10 years in the game. Most people, but not him.
@@sarah.rarwasunavailable Well, I'm pretty sure I'm quoting one of his TH-cam poops but I can't remember which one specifically had that phrasing of the joke. I definitely didn't think about it from the perspective you did, but I can see what you mean and its actually very touching if you think of it like that. On my tombstone I want Dathings1 Mythsters line " I'm done with sus for today"
The real company died a few years ago due to customer complaints. HoH SiƧ obviously didn't do the Ｊoし SO, since we still need foundation repair, I guess we go to the President now?
“We require so much foundation repair...OH GOD, not this SHIT again!” “We can Make America Great Again...Oh No! Goddamn it!” “Americans lost millions of JoJ *ENOUGH!* “ CS, still making me laugh after 13-14 years 👏
Jimmy Carter legit isn't all that far from _actually being_ 108 years old (as I type this, he's 96 and still going). Also, Biden was first elected to the Senate when Nixon was president [1972] and left when he became VP [2009]. So yeah, dude's been around for a long long time -- that's both a positive and a negative. Yeah he's old AF, but he knows most of those other old-as-fk Senators personally and was fed up with their bullshit 20 years ago.
@@Soufriere84 yep that’s totally correct. But considering he was already “President Carter” 108 years ago, he would be much older than that. [Insert lizard people conspiracy here.]
CS188 is one of the only people I know who can take the most political events and create hilarious YTPs with literally no political ties whatsoever, and that's really impressive actually
True, but… As someone who has a stutter, I'm sure I'd _also_ sound more coherent when sentence-mixed. It's unjust to hold something against ol' Joe that he can't help. If he has a _real_ Senior Moment tho', that's fair game.
Dude the music at the end actually slaps. That's gunna be stuck in my head now. how the f*** did you accidentally create an actual song buried in a poop?
"Forty thousand years of total war. That's democracy. That's how it has to be." - Planetary Governor Joj Binden, inauguration vox-cast to the citizens of Holy Terra
"Emancipation Constipation"
Odd way of describing a laxative.
Wouldn't that be Constipation Emancipation?
Thanks for admiring mt masterpiece guys.
XDDD! 😂😂
Indeed
Soon as I read it he said it
“We can fight the foes we face. We can fate the foes we fice.”
"We can fart in the face of good people"
PFFFFTT
@@RoseKingAurum DUDE. I just SHAT my PANTS.
I read this as it played. Thank you
_"We can fate the foes we fice"_ actually makes sense. It means to conquer foes, predetermining their end state by dogging them down, turning 'fice' (a type of dog) into a verb.
Best speech
“All the people are dead”
-Bo jiden
Resist saying biden voters are dead Resist saying biden voters are dead
Wise words from President BJ
@@wordlesslfiddling ?
bi joden
JoJ Bidet
"We can right wrongs. We can wrong rights."
- Joe Biden
"We can fight the foes we face. We can face the foes we fice."
“We can fart in the face of good people.”
*[farting noise]*
I mean, he's not wrong.
thats actually a pretty deep quote if you think about it
Gread presidential quotes:
"A house divided against itself cannot stand" - Lincoln
"The Only thing we have to fear is fear itself"- Roosevelt
"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country"- Kennedy
"We will fart in the face of good people"- Biden
truly inspiring stuff
"I will bring back chopsticks" - Trump
"I just shat my pants and my ass is sore"
Biden
@@milamberyt the fact is, where good people who suck ass
- Joe Biden
@@paulmcpoopiface1389 "We must build the planet itself with Unity. Unity"
-Joe Biden
“We can fight the foes we face.”
“We can fate the foes we fice”
"We require so much foundation repair"
"WHEN YOU NEED FOUNDATI-"
"Oh GOD, not this shit again"
We gotta do it all over again!
America needs the *JoJ* right now.
@@Isaacfess We need the joj more than ever
"...I just swore. Zzzzzzzzzzzz..."
do the JOJ it all over again
I wasn't taught about the emancipation constipation in school. Does it have anything to do with The Great Toilet Paper Hoarding of 2020?
Well he did say he was going to use hundreds of rolls.
I was literally residing that as I heard it
Isn't that a shame.
No, I believe it shortly followed the Hundred Year Squirts.
@@AaronCataract and it was preceded by the Spanish American eating of the bad barito
“We can fart in the face of good people” XD
"Every time you see him, he's gotta fart!"
Yes 👍
Pretty much sums up Washington
Sounds like your typical politician
@@DerNomade1871 Yep.
"we must build the world, with Unity"
this shit gonna be big broken
It already is broken
Yeah, Biden is the kind of guy who would just put together an asset flip.
Only in the 2020 build. If they're using Unity 2019 it should be fine. As long as everyone remembers to free all memory upon compilation.
It's neither engines that are broken, it's the inexperienced developers using good game engines ending up making crappy games.
I always see people shitting on Unity because of shitty developers making shitty games on Unity often, but I don't see that same disgust
for unreal with the abomination that is dreamworld.
@@Beef3D yeah, like H3VR is on unity
“400 years of total war. That’s democracy, that’s how it has to be”.
Damn, Joe really spitting facts about the War on Terror.
Well, I don't know about you, but I'm happy to live in a world without Saddam Hussein, Muammar Gaddafi, Bin Laden, etc.! ^_^
It wasn't total war, but it should have been
And on the world.
@@TheMouseAvenger Then all those countries just stuck someone equally as bad in
It's nice to know my humor from when I was 14 hasn't changed. I'm 23 now
That means you still have good taste. :P
Same here lol
Cool
Me too
gabriela asmr
Damn, Joe Biden has been holding it in for a LONG time
I love how CS has been killing it ever since I was a kid; I’m 20 now and he’s still got it. It’s really nice to see too, considering most YTPers start to lose it after being 10 years in the game. Most people, but not him.
Agreed
Facts, most YTPers just straight up don't have it anymore but cs188 isn't even close to loosing his charm, like this was a classic video
I feel like most of the best TH-cam poopers stop and then do other things like cartoon lover 98 Emperor lemon. sassafras.
nice to see you here knigh7, been watching you for some time
Hey, oGrqpez; thank you. :)
"Four hundred years of total war, that's democracy, that's how it has to be"
This shit is serious.
"And I ask all Americans to cause chaos."
"we can make a raging fire, don't tell me things can't change!"
“I am calling on all Americans to put aside their differences and start a civil war. Only together can we tear each other apart.”- Jreg
@@thenameisgsarci "America lost millions of JoJ."
"Millions of people have com to perfect FEET"
-President Boo Pippin
That is a very accurate statement.
It’s a fetish!
Sniff everyone Biden is about senile as it gets
idk y he had to call us out like that, bruh.......
@@shadowvampire3998 even though most of what he says is basically gibberish......
We all know nobody does better inaugural speeches than me guys.
"Thanks for the head"
head"
-Lee heavy oszwald
@@UnCreativeDeconstructionism "Nobody gives bigger head than me."
- John Wilkes Booth.
But you don't give as good of head as George Washington
Free the South.
lol why are you everywhere?!
I love that Biden’s incontinence from the Debate YTP still continues.
No he’s in North America
And his friend Swiss Cheese is still there to help walk him through as well lol
I miss cyclops Joe Biden tho... :(
makes it funnier that he has to pee after mentioning water
Or as I like to call it, continuous incontinence.
“All the people are dead. At this hour my friends, we failed.”
South Korea is gone it doesn't exist anymore Bella Poarch nuked it with her eyeballs. RIP Kpop
Belle Delphine shot Mongolia with a 200,000,000 caliber gun and killed an entire tectonic plate. We have failed.
I legitimately fell slightly sad at that quote
“All my friends I know are in the cemetery.”
I believe it.
*RIP*
He *was* born more than two centuries ago.
@@Ruiluth, he was born in 1842.
Just like his voters
Biden's song "9" is going to be a platinum hit I can bet.
Can't wait for his album "Nothing is Going to Change" to drop on 2024
The Civil the Great Depression, world war, and 9/11.
Dude that’s my favorite song dude
hes probably gonna be dead by 2024
@@dylaaan420 hopefully. Get Bernie in already sheesh!
@@injusticeanywherethreatens4810 HAHAGAGGAAUAH
“We require so much foundation repair.”
I felt that.
"When you need foundation repai-"
@@cckiller0053 "OH GOD
Joj
@@cckiller0053 Oh god not this shit again XD
@@MetraFan81 😳
"Rissin to the chizzin" - Joe Biden 2021
My boy Jobeezy spittin fire.
333 likes, not ruining it
Joe "snoop dogg" Biden
JoJ Byeden
“Why is Swiss Cheese here lol?”
But where is Lester Holster though?
Good point
@@bartkoppens5460 the real question is where is the Sketchy Etch-A-Sketch?
All we know is that the steaks are very high
@@bartkoppens5460 true, but are we in new york?
0:52-1:00 is a lyrical masterpiece
Joe: "I have to pee again"
Swiss Cheese: "sir please"
The story escalates. Will Joe ever make it to the toilet?
Swiss Cheese will forever prevent Joe from accessing the toilet.
The answer is no.
🤣🤣🤣
Thats Swiss Cheese to you
the world may never know
"I was born more than 2 centuries ago. All my friends I know are in the cemetary..." - Joe Biden
Very powerful stuff. Shed a tear for him
😢
He is captain America
Well, he was in the Senate for 120 years.
suprisingly accurate
he's not far off... he's literally the oldest, whitest dude ever elected
00:40 Oh god, not this shit again..? 10 years later and i still would do it all over again :(
If I had to do it all over again,I would do it all over again, I would do it fifty million times over again.
JoJ BiB never cared about customer satisfaction and doing the JOJ right. 100% unsatisfied.
I want the JoJ even more than the first time
@@TheGreatsagegoku why does this sound weirdly bittersweet like something cs188 would have on their headstone
@@sarah.rarwasunavailable Well, I'm pretty sure I'm quoting one of his TH-cam poops but I can't remember which one specifically had that phrasing of the joke. I definitely didn't think about it from the perspective you did, but I can see what you mean and its actually very touching if you think of it like that.
On my tombstone I want Dathings1 Mythsters line " I'm done with sus for today"
“We must build the planet itself with Unity”
Holy shit it’s confirmed we’re all Unity assets.
at least I'm an asset to someone
Free unity assets
Joshua Polischuk
This explains why reality is so crap...
Unity Assets of America
@@DerUserYT that means that we can't tell yansim he's unoriginal, because we all are free unity assets.
"The Inauguration of NO ONE"
"#URINATION"
"Crapitol Hill"
You cheeky bugger :3
I was lucky enough to never watch the actual inauguration, so I'll readily accept this as the actual inauguration.
Trust me, it wasn't much different
Me too.
@@alexc.8424 yeah
I've seen enough YTPs to piece together the general idea of what it looked like.
"The president said and I quote_______ Oh no. I forgot"-Joj Bidet
Swiss Cheese, Just let him pee!
NO !
He must hold it in for the good of the peeople
The answer is no
Please, Cheese, let him peese.
“Foundation repair”
“OH GOD NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN”
My exact response
"I've just sworn..."
Zzzzzzzzz
100% unsatisfied
0:39 - 0:47
President Biden:
"The President said and I quote: "Oh no, I forgot.""
2:10
I forgor💀
“My name is not Abraham Lincoln!”
LoL
Abraham Lincoln = Librahalm Ancon = Libertarian Anchor
“Emancipation Constipation”
That’s a future steam name right there
"I finally have my freedom but I 'aint shit in a week"
@@dentistguba shitty freedom ;)
i think Ive seen that one somewhere...
"A day of dope!"
- Civil Depression World 11
"Of renewal and resewal,"
- nediB eoJ
The foundation repair will never die.
JoJ is the Wilhelm Scream of YTP
The real company died a few years ago due to customer complaints. HoH SiƧ obviously didn't do the Ｊoし
SO, since we still need foundation repair, I guess we go to the President now?
100% unsatisfactory
"This... is a day"
So inspirational
"I thank my parties for their presents today" bit was actually a bit ingenious. I laughed pretty hard.
“We require so much foundation repair...OH GOD, not this SHIT again!”
“We can Make America Great Again...Oh No! Goddamn it!”
“Americans lost millions of JoJ *ENOUGH!* “
CS, still making me laugh after 13-14 years 👏
2:01 ''Abraham Manson signed the emancipation of constipation''
The song near the end is catchy until you realize he's summoning all 4 at once
Yeah i love the song, but it’s definitely not Poggers, that he’s summoning all 4, but i honestly would have edited Drip, on him when he rapped.
civil depression
Song name
World Civil Depression 11. It'll be some kind of blast, make no mistake
A civil depression on World 11
I am dead. "Abraham Manson signed the Emancipation Constipation" ...... ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
"I was born more than 2 centuries ago, and I spoke with President Carter 108 years ago"
- Joe Trump
Finally someone noticed his (their?) real age.
Jimmy Carter legit isn't all that far from _actually being_ 108 years old (as I type this, he's 96 and still going).
Also, Biden was first elected to the Senate when Nixon was president [1972] and left when he became VP [2009]. So yeah, dude's been around for a long long time -- that's both a positive and a negative. Yeah he's old AF, but he knows most of those other old-as-fk Senators personally and was fed up with their bullshit 20 years ago.
@@Soufriere84 yep that’s totally correct. But considering he was already “President Carter” 108 years ago, he would be much older than that. [Insert lizard people conspiracy here.]
**After capitol got trashed**
_WHEN YOU NEED FOUNDATION REPAIR_
@@AnUnderstoodDeveloper this needs to be a meme, lets blow it up guys.
@@darkmaster83 What is this reddit shit
“I’ve just sworn.”
*sleeps
Sleepy Joe
Sleepy Joe
Insomniac Josiah
@MrFloofyFox Tired Joseph
2:56
“We can make America great again”
“Oh goddamnit no”
*Mike Pence approves*
Wcmaga
Maga lol
Build America Back Great Better Again
We still need to bring back chopsticks
“All my friends I know are in the cemetery.”
-Boe Jiden
jeo bdein
I was waiting for this so bad lol
Same
"this is a car."
-bye biden 2021
This sure is a day, isn't it?
At this hour, my friends
We have failed
Oh God, not this sh*t again
This is a yay
Yep, it has been a day.
🥤🥤Soda day!🥤🥤
Honestly, I can't tell the difference between this and the rest of his speeches.
Remember, kids, this is the guy who said:
"Truinnanashabbidaprisure"
"All the people are dead!"
it do feel like that
Eyyyyy CS188! Thanks for continuing to make YTP vids dude!
"400 years of total war
That's democracy
That's how it has to be"
apt description of american history ngl
“Civil depression. Nine nine.”
Words to live by
world 11.
Civil nine world eleven
I lost it at "foundation repair". I needed that.
The time constantly changing in the top right hand corner is absolutely perfect for a ytp and has to be one of my favorite parts of this video.
Now whenever I see that guy outside of these YTPS, I only think of him as "Swiss Cheese".
Thank you, cs.
Foundation repair? I WANT THE JOJ!
The JoJ died
who needs joj when you have sos
3:05 "We can make America great again."
[Record scratch]
"Oh God dammit, no! I -"
[wears a MAGA hat]
“We can fight the foes we face, we can fate the foes we fice”
-Boe Jiden, 2019
@Levi Bachus no
3:13 cs188 predicted Biden putting on a trump hat🫨🫨
"Oh no, I forgot."
-Bye Den, 2021
my name is not Abraham Lincoln
"This is a day."
-Joke Biden
Soda day
YaaY
"400 years of total war. That's democracy, and that's how it has to be, and I ask every American to cause chaos."
Modern America in a nutshell.
2:48 Ah, he must be addressing Ben Shapiro there!
"We can fight the foes we face, we can fate the foes we fice." Prezidint Boe Jiden, 2021
"We can right wrongs, we can wrong rights!"
-Joe Bye-den 202020201
Joe: “We can make American great again-oh goddammit no!”
Pence: 👁👄👁
"We can fart in the face of good people"
Joe Biden, 2021
DUDE. I just SHAT my PANTS
Perfect campaign slogan!
@@jareddethose3194 And my arsehole is SOUR
@@jareddethose3194and my asshole is sore
More coherent than his actual speeches.
Fr
0:18 for five seconds the YTP became a Dr. Seuss story
CS188 is one of the only people I know who can take the most political events and create hilarious YTPs with literally no political ties whatsoever, and that's really impressive actually
I'm definitely not the only one but I am humbled that you think so!
cs188 why did you just reupload the inauguration speech?
That last song needs to be on Spotify
I would name it Civil Great World 911.
Google still wants us to know that he's president, even in a ytp
The pricks
Funny how they have to remind us yet he's the "most popular" president...
@@datboi9539 Idk what you're talking about, he was so popular people were voting multiple times to show their dogmatic loyalty.
don't blame Google, blame the leaders who put so much doubt in the minds of millions of people lol
@@andrewholmes3116 *stupid people
2:11 “o no I forgot” just looks away for help...but no one answers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Biden: your all gay
People: clap clap clap
Yeh
One of the benefits of a presidential election is that we get to see new videos from cs
Might be the only benefit 🤣
*Boseph Jiden*
lmao his hair looks like a cobweb
3:33 The Twin Towers rise and fall to the rhythm of Joe's hands
"We need foundation repair!"
"...When you need foundation repair-"
"OH GOD!"
DEAD! LMAO
"The Civil Depression..."
That one hit hard..
3:19 Is this “Revolution 9” by the Beatles?
Easily their best song yet.
Number 9
Dude this YTP couldn't let me breathe it was that good. Honestly thanks for making my day. Keeping making em more.
ngl he sounds more intelligent here than in real life...
Still smarter than No. 45
@Juve Biden is Einstein compared to Trumpet
@@flarfschnikelman6780 Honestly, they both suck.
He sounds more coherent when sentence mixed.
True, but… As someone who has a stutter, I'm sure I'd _also_ sound more coherent when sentence-mixed.
It's unjust to hold something against ol' Joe that he can't help. If he has a _real_ Senior Moment tho', that's fair game.
@@Soufriere84 his whole presidency is a senior moment.
@@Soufriere84 he absorbed it from obama
@@nintendude7cubed who do you think would be a better president, trump or something?
When America needs foundation repair, there's NObody better, than HoH SiS!
0:43 when CS shows up on Discord and the new kids respond with JoJ jokes
"all people are dead"
*thunderous applause*
Dude the music at the end actually slaps. That's gunna be stuck in my head now. how the f*** did you accidentally create an actual song buried in a poop?
I’m dealing with a lot of uncertainty and fear in my life right now. Your regular uploads definitely help ease the stress. Thank you ❤️
"My name's not Abraham Lincoln. *LOL* ."
"We must build the planet itself with Unity."
Sounds like Mr. Biden wants to port Google Earth to Unity. Not a bad idea.
"Forty thousand years of total war. That's democracy. That's how it has to be."
- Planetary Governor Joj Binden, inauguration vox-cast to the citizens of Holy Terra
This whole video had me dying! You even go as far as changing the text at the bottom of the screen. Props to you my man.
"That was really a pr-productive segment, wudnnit?"
- President Jresident Bidet
I don't care, and I'm telling you Joe you could never have done the JoJ
@@cckiller0053 i know how to do the joj
"Oh no! I forgot!"
- Abraham Manson