Darkest Dungeon spiders in a nutshell

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  • @nepu-chan7167
    @nepu-chan7167 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3128

    This is horribly inaccurate.
    Critical heals never happen when you need them.

    • @Another-Distortion
      @Another-Distortion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      0 heal + Bleed
      That are the heals i know more

    • @dexnacorn
      @dexnacorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Another-Distortion i love the red plage when the only healer is an occultist

    • @axios4702
      @axios4702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think there is a never a point on wich you dont need a crit heal in this game...

    • @dexnacorn
      @dexnacorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@axios4702 yeah when you get "11" divine comforts man 33 + 25 precent is strong on vestal i joke that i can show any vestal power beyond their imagining and beyond their deserving

    • @NikolaiHildenyar
      @NikolaiHildenyar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What are critical heals q.q?

  • @joaobatistaperinjunior953
    @joaobatistaperinjunior953 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4355

    6 damage, 6 damage, some blight, 2 damage
    >33 damage crit
    U WOT?

    • @Nemer49994
      @Nemer49994 7 ปีที่แล้ว +472

      The max damage of spit is 11, double vs marked and increased by half by the crit.

    • @joaobatistaperinjunior953
      @joaobatistaperinjunior953 7 ปีที่แล้ว +472

      It was meant to be the spider dealing consistent but low damage.
      Then suddently a huge spike.
      That was the joke, not a spreadsheet calculus

    • @Nemer49994
      @Nemer49994 7 ปีที่แล้ว +593

      The fact it was the maximum amount possible just makes it even funnier.

    • @pabloc4204
      @pabloc4204 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fã brasileiro de Darkest Dungeon?

    • @ViktornMaow
      @ViktornMaow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Julien S a spider just 22 crit a 50% protection old man of mine

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    Vestal: *Heals 11*
    Occulist: "How about 2 and then I make you bleed to go along with that blight?"

    • @tazzioboca
      @tazzioboca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Occultist main healer is a lifestyle

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@tazzioboca That's lifestyle with a short life and a long style.

    • @bird_with_knives
      @bird_with_knives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      2 is quite generous,how 'bout 0 and bleed out like a pig

    • @docintrouble8508
      @docintrouble8508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      2? you're generous

    • @thatboyakira4202
      @thatboyakira4202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Vestal: I am guaranteed to heal 11-12 hit points!
      Occultist: I can heal.
      "And?"
      I can go up to 20.
      "Cool"
      But has a 5% chance of healing 0 and getting bleed for 3 turns.
      "..."

  • @TheArnoldification
    @TheArnoldification 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4012

    >6 , 6, 33 crit
    It's darkest dungeon alright

    • @gordonbman2911
      @gordonbman2911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      "Ringing ears, blurred vision ... the end approaches"

    • @tiberiumcapoo5093
      @tiberiumcapoo5093 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Smart. They that when the Vestal dies, EVERYONE dies.

    • @AnnNightNoxana
      @AnnNightNoxana 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It's not 'darkest dungeon', it's total fucking bullshit. Spiders are pretty much the only really crappy thing about this game.
      Blighted giants: spam weakening curse, guard your backline, reduce their accuracy, single target nuke.
      Hateful virago: mark her, beat her ass asap, spam dodge if possible.
      Swine skiver: bring him closer, stun him, nuke him.
      Cultist priests: build bleed resistance, stress recovery.
      Spiders: cross your fingers they don't spawn, or else you're screwed, cause you didn't equip AOE abilities and you can't clear marks. lol

    • @tibik.8407
      @tibik.8407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@AnnNightNoxana They are mostly there to annoy you, or rather try to lower your team's HP and supllies. Hence why the low HP but unholy DODGE chance.
      (Besides, what kind of masochist doesnt bring at least ONE member that can do Aoe?)

    • @alfredwinchesterjr
      @alfredwinchesterjr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ann Night Leper had aoe :P

  • @operationmeh
    @operationmeh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3171

    This is just life in Australia in a nutshell.

    • @theperfectcrabbo9414
      @theperfectcrabbo9414 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      TheLitch Uuuuuhhh...
      *Flips through dictionary*
      On the...Barbie?

    • @theperfectcrabbo9414
      @theperfectcrabbo9414 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TheLitch ok. ‘Ows Sheila?

    • @andrewlodge8065
      @andrewlodge8065 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@theperfectcrabbo9414 how's ya girlfriend/wife

    • @theperfectcrabbo9414
      @theperfectcrabbo9414 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Andrew Lodge lmao idk. Took the kids.

    • @andrewlodge8065
      @andrewlodge8065 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@theperfectcrabbo9414 same, miss the kids 😢

  • @timothynguoi5762
    @timothynguoi5762 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1213

    My lv6 vestal got resurrected
    "Cool lets take her back to a run"
    *encounters spider*
    *All 4 attack her*
    *died within first turn*

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      And this is why you take speed trinkets kids. Or prot. Heavy boots are your freind. As is the toughness ring.

    • @zebedeoiiiganado9312
      @zebedeoiiiganado9312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      or you know, Guard

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zebedeoiiiganado9312 Always a good decision!

    • @nana93106
      @nana93106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tomhill3248 you can have everything bud

    • @someguy4735
      @someguy4735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer"

  • @gul160
    @gul160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    I remember i gave myself 3 golden rules of darkest dungeons
    1) never trust a book
    2) when in doubt, hit it with a shovel
    3) dont underestimate the spiders

    • @DuckieMcduck
      @DuckieMcduck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if you hit the stones in the cove with a shovel u will get fucked up

    • @sarosh98
      @sarosh98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I would change the second rule to: "If the game tells you to put a torch, don't"

    • @siddharthhasavimath8307
      @siddharthhasavimath8307 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sarosh98 tbf it says if you wanna get fucked in the arse then use a torch , and it says you if you wanna do no light runs then don't be a dumbass and get some torches

    • @muxilava
      @muxilava 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bas-Relief: XD

    • @versusVSversus.
      @versusVSversus. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah but if you hit the round stone in the cove with a shovel you get a lot of stress damage 😛😄

  • @Kardel_VA
    @Kardel_VA 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1174

    >33 crit
    WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH IS THAT BULLSHIT??!?!!

    • @kadse2994
      @kadse2994 7 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      *HOW QUICKLY THE TIDE TURN* ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @KoboldCommando
      @KoboldCommando 7 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      MORTALITY CLARIFIED IN A SINGLE STRIKE!

    • @torklskvolkigg7663
      @torklskvolkigg7663 7 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Unerved... unbalanced...

    • @doringo3856
      @doringo3856 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Bonus damage vs marked hahahahahahaha
      better bring guard

    • @Khrene
      @Khrene 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Reeling... About to *_break._*

  • @t3chn0dr0n3
    @t3chn0dr0n3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2309

    Spiders in a nutshell: dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge.

    • @an_ordinary_goose
      @an_ordinary_goose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      You forgot to mention the two crits they pull off in the middle

    • @danielarias5434
      @danielarias5434 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Every. Fucking. Time

    • @CapybaraConnoisseur89
      @CapybaraConnoisseur89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Weald doggos say hello with, ohh and Mosquitoes

    • @an_ordinary_goose
      @an_ordinary_goose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Along comes a madman..

    • @DeLiVeReR007
      @DeLiVeReR007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Payday 2 dodge explained right there

  • @stewartsaurus5796
    @stewartsaurus5796 7 ปีที่แล้ว +927

    Rules of spiders in games are...
    1 : they must be abnormally annoying
    2 : if not, they must be abnormally terrifying
    3 : if not those 2, that a little (a lot) of both.

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      rule 1 sub-section: they will have a poison and/or mobility impairment as a status effect on their attacks

    • @LouSaydus
      @LouSaydus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Addendum: Spiders most be located in an already terrible area you do not want to be in.

    • @malqan1529
      @malqan1529 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Addition: there will be a lot of them

    • @elijahg.1891
      @elijahg.1891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Note: spiders must dodge attacks with the grace of a professional dancer.

    • @lacumbancha6273
      @lacumbancha6273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@elijahg.1891 *An eldritch arachno-shieldbreaker comes to mind*

  • @THEREALSPARTAN
    @THEREALSPARTAN 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1485

    Absolutely wonderful. The pain of using slow units is real.

    • @zackpeacekiller243
      @zackpeacekiller243 7 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Plus The Leper's accuracy modifier is aids. It doesn't help if they have high dodge too.

    • @alisu7564
      @alisu7564 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      zackpeacekiller243 leper is god boi

    • @crocketlawnchair259
      @crocketlawnchair259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lol no he aint. He NEEDS focus ring in order to be any worth at all. I never use one without a focus ring.

    • @Amir-jn5mo
      @Amir-jn5mo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@crocketlawnchair259 this is true. Leper really shines in very lengthy fights due to having two permanent buff abilities. This makes him amazing for color of madness endless runs and fighting Brigand 16 pounder. The other notable place he is very good at is using his intimidate spam on bosses like Swine or prophet. Other than that you have to be smart and build around his weakness. Either bring a heavy stun team to setup for him or use Quickdraw trinket/quirk + accuracy item + early camp for more accuracy so that your leper can smash everything before the enemy gets to go.

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zackpeacekiller243 Hey you know what would have helped that? Having a good moveset. Like, one that includes purge or, using it, why didn't he use purge? Was purge terrible in old patches or something? Last time I check it had 95 percent accuracy and hit about as hard as a bounty hunter hit.

  • @gxgycf8348
    @gxgycf8348 7 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    We just ignoring the 24 crests in the cabinet? o k

    • @an_ordinary_goose
      @an_ordinary_goose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Imma ignore that cos my party half dead to some goddamn *house spiders.*

    • @alexk.7064
      @alexk.7064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      HE THREW HALF OF THEM AWAY TO GET A RUBY :angry:

    • @Dead25m
      @Dead25m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@alexk.7064 Because crests are super-common and one always ends up with an overabundance of them. Also depends on what kind of run he's going for.

  • @wellingtonmcskellington4833
    @wellingtonmcskellington4833 7 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    Certainly not as bad as a collected highwayman getting a 56 dmg crit + bleed on your lvl6 occultist... twice in a row

    • @nickcosby6155
      @nickcosby6155 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Wellington McSkellington How the fuck does a level 6 occultist ever get bled? Rip you dude.

    • @michaellatner975
      @michaellatner975 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Hah, had the collecter get a 30 damage heal crit from life steal. SERIOUSLY THE FUCK MAN. oh and need a mention the fact there was a time that THE FUCKING 16 POUNDER GOT A CRIT ON EVERYONE, DOING 70+ DAMAGE EACH

    • @wellingtonmcskellington4833
      @wellingtonmcskellington4833 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Final Boss Veigar i once lost a lvl 5 occultist to the swine god because he critted for about 30 dmg even though he still had a -80% dmg debuff

    • @wellingtonmcskellington4833
      @wellingtonmcskellington4833 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nick Cosby He had the crimson curse

    • @Gabriel-qh4yx
      @Gabriel-qh4yx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Reading this hurt me.

  • @torklskvolkigg7663
    @torklskvolkigg7663 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1469

    Once i was going for the swine god and i prepared my stuff right and well but on the first corridor of the dungeon The Collector appears...
    i didn't kill the swine god

    • @orange7153
      @orange7153 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Torklsk Volkigg early game I got a collector kill on my way to the necromancer, i walked to a dead end and he got in the way

    • @torklskvolkigg7663
      @torklskvolkigg7663 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yee I remember the first tine i saw him... I was like WTF is that( i didn't see the patch pictures)

    • @ZacharyWhittall
      @ZacharyWhittall 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      fuck the collector

    • @djarrah
      @djarrah 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      At first i feared the collector too.
      Then i understood the strategy to beat him and now, every run I stumble upon him is like a stuffed pinata.

    • @evilskills
      @evilskills 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Torklsk Volkigg on a fresh play through I ran into the collector in literally the first dungeon after you complete the first quest. I made a new play through.

  • @fatihisfat3506
    @fatihisfat3506 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1425

    Who remember when maggots had 80% prot ?
    Im still having nightmares...

    • @korvincarry3268
      @korvincarry3268 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Fatih Is fat i dont, but god damn i hate those more than anything. i swear, fhey have the highest dodge besides the dogs. ive had too many a party almost wiped out by those little bastards

    • @LastFrostman
      @LastFrostman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Never had direct trouble from them, it's the fact that you can't really recover with any of them on the field that makes them just a damn nuisance every time.

    • @quadrillion92
      @quadrillion92 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wait dont tell me i found a turk that knows about lisa and knows it enough to make satan as their pfp

    • @miraqen7801
      @miraqen7801 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ...and dont forget the rampant disease they fucking carry! Fuck those little shits, looks lumpy and slowpoke but has ninja dodge up in the ass.

    • @vassalofthenight9945
      @vassalofthenight9945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I had a legendary arbalest go 100 to 0 on a boss quest, when i decided to invest points in dmg abilites in my party instead of something that ensures safety at night, coz i thought vestal and crusader with healing skills are more than enough to heal some minor dmg cause by a night raid. Boi was i wrong, 4 maggots attacked us in the dark, party got surprised and the arbalest from the dead last became our first rank, i literally couldn't even make a turn, she didn't have fully upgraded armor, i think she had lvl 3 or 4 armor set, thus her health was limited, but that's not the biggest issue, maggots literally crit her every fucking hit, it was 4 consecutive crits in a row, i just watched her hp melt down, the 3rd hit put her on death's threshold, the 4th sent her right to the netherworld. Had to abandon the whole quest, what's funniest i instantly slaughetered the maggots right after arbalest died, coz it was finally my turn by then, my crusader killed 2, bounty hunter another one and the vestal crit on the last one. Literally closed the game after abandoning the quest, the rng is real.

  • @bossfight1
    @bossfight1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    I would rather deal with spiders than those *fucking* dogs in the Weald.

    • @impactoftesseract6417
      @impactoftesseract6417 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      *EXTRAVAGANT MUTILATION*

    • @knightslayerxd4791
      @knightslayerxd4791 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      bossfight1 but they give you rabies witch increases a heroes damage while spider are just a pain

    • @korvincarry3268
      @korvincarry3268 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      bossfight1 basically, what everyome is saying, is fuck every enemy in the game

    • @joda7385
      @joda7385 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Dodge dodge dodge dodge

    • @shybanana5433
      @shybanana5433 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      just run a Man-at-arms with Bellow, bye bye all the doggy dodging, and fuck those dogs

  • @DearValentina
    @DearValentina 7 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Guys, can you hear that?
    I think that's FilthyRobot screaming about Leper.

    • @zimnylech527
      @zimnylech527 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh yeah, FR would fuck this guy up for building a team like that.

    • @DearValentina
      @DearValentina 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He very well might have invaded his world for that. Kinda feel like Filthy can do stuff like that.

    • @MikhailPashkovski
      @MikhailPashkovski 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Whats even the point of having characters, who can only target 1 and 2 place, when the most dangerous guys are ALWAYS on 3 and 4?

    • @chrisessick7192
      @chrisessick7192 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      To be fair, holy Lance doesn't have a dmg debuff and he wasn't running on 'darkest stygian no light super wombo necrodark mode'.

    • @kalee6
      @kalee6 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fidelis he doesn’t like crusaders either lol

  • @LioTangg
    @LioTangg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    "Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer..."

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dazed... reeling... about to break...

    • @gordonbman2911
      @gordonbman2911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Unnerved, unbalanced.

    • @malqan1529
      @malqan1529 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How quickly the tide turns...

    • @alfredwinchesterjr
      @alfredwinchesterjr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LioTang - Dino Brando Its less slow and insidious, and more Sudden and visible to all but the most astute and reflective of prey.

    • @kindatim
      @kindatim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seems like it's a fast and furious killer actually.

  • @creamed9593
    @creamed9593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    My Good Run: *Exists*
    Every spider in a 6 mile radius: *Im about to end this mans whole career*

  • @bluntlyhonest6803
    @bluntlyhonest6803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    You know a game is hard when the "Easy enemies" are the ones who cause fear for veteran players.

  • @Tallas75
    @Tallas75 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    This wouldn't have been a problem if you had 3 more Lepers!

    • @valsipstones6871
      @valsipstones6871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lepers solve everything with their amazing accuracy.

    • @charleshammond7921
      @charleshammond7921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Clearly you've failed to see the beauty of the all-Lep run

  • @y_matter3368
    @y_matter3368 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    When they focus the healer...

  • @thejollyjester6254
    @thejollyjester6254 7 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    >Vestal gets blighted
    >has antivenom
    >doesn't use it

    • @Ptaku93
      @Ptaku93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      came here to comment this

    • @Dead25m
      @Dead25m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      >also he's in ruins where there are no curios that need antivenom so there's 0 reason to save it for any reason (not that loot would go over heroes, but still)

    • @eleventoes4421
      @eleventoes4421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @athenabrown3117
      @athenabrown3117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Dead25m You can actually use antivenom on chests in the ruins! They act the same as a key in that instance.

    • @c.g.278
      @c.g.278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@athenabrown3117 that’s interesting. Thanks for the tip, I’ll have to try that next run.

  •  7 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    I don't see the problem. Your team got out of this fight almost intact.

    • @an_ordinary_goose
      @an_ordinary_goose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      *Almost* intact.

    • @gizmagus6973
      @gizmagus6973 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      *ALMOST*

    • @an_ordinary_goose
      @an_ordinary_goose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      *A l m o s t*

    • @floppymcdankus2905
      @floppymcdankus2905 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      the only hairy part was the 33 damage crit so I guess everything else went smoothly all things considered

    • @Tigercup9
      @Tigercup9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *_a l m o s t_*

  • @whymee123
    @whymee123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I came to remind myself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

  • @humblethrone8480
    @humblethrone8480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I like how a lot of the comments say “YoU hAvE aNtI-VeNoM wHy DiDnT yOu UsE iT” watch it again they did use it just before the 11 heal there is a bit where you can see there is no blight on her

  • @АлександрСоколов-б3з
    @АлександрСоколов-б3з 7 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Can't help but losing it everytime when Leper speaks with TF2 Heavy's voice. Nice work there!

  • @Nemer49994
    @Nemer49994 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    This is why EVERYONE in my roster has a speed boosting quirk.

  • @theonlyslovakgamer
    @theonlyslovakgamer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    use the antivenom ffs

    • @theonlyslovakgamer
      @theonlyslovakgamer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      but he had some on him atm

    • @HankJ666
      @HankJ666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Unless you got a big ass bleed or blight is not worth wasting them
      2 damage 3 turns:
      Ok 6, I can heal that
      5 damage 3 turns:
      no, hell fucking no, I'm eating this emerald if necessary

    • @TwiCaCaX
      @TwiCaCaX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol dot takes anyway when its her turn so damage is taken, she then heals herself out of the range. So what was the point of antivenoming haha

    • @potatopielord
      @potatopielord 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      not going on death's door (adds stress) every time it's her turn.

    • @Shinigami13133
      @Shinigami13133 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Xylarxcode using an item doesn't take up a turn, so you can cure and heal at the same time

  • @_felkon_7154
    @_felkon_7154 8 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Well done made nutshell. Sometimes spiders can ruin your run. So true...

  • @nathanielhollas8471
    @nathanielhollas8471 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "she is still going to die"
    Oh, i know the feel all too well

  • @leem4279
    @leem4279 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I lost my level 6 plague doctor to this as I was making my way back to a secret room in the dark after I ran out of torches. Haven't played in a week.

  • @WPFreeinternet
    @WPFreeinternet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is the squad the game sends you when it wants to claim one of your guys.

  • @MrLandShark55_55
    @MrLandShark55_55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Spiders are cute, and giant spiders are great because you can pet them without hurting them. Change my mind.

  • @layluubelle
    @layluubelle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Great video but I gotta say, with a party like this that has no speed and a lack of reliability in ranged damage and stuns, you really open yourself up to spiders. Their weakness is that any medium-fast character outpaces and kills them before they can do any real damage.

    • @TheDoktatorship
      @TheDoktatorship  7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      aye, for the benefits of some nasty lance attacks from the crusaders, as well as the strong party buffs from the vestal due to the entire party being religious, i do very nastily open myself up to any fast attack foes such as dogs, spiders, bandits etc. the team also suffers from a lack of bleed/blight dots, which means anyone with a substantial amount of protection means that i have to spend an age hacking away at em.
      on the flip side, the team is preety stable in most situations. high hp, good raw damage output, good heals from the vestal and camp buffs makes it preety substantial, especially against the undead (Deus Vult crusaders ftw) as well as a bit of mid combat stress heals from the crusaders and light buffs from them and the vestal gives a bit of leeway against the darkness and the monsterous visages that are exposed to em.

    • @ManCheat2
      @ManCheat2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Overconfidence is a slow, and insidious killer.

    • @appleyanimator6541
      @appleyanimator6541 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MomijiTho all you need is a Leper, a plague doctor, a crusader, and a biker wielding a massive dumbbell...

    • @couchpotatoe91
      @couchpotatoe91 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Needs quickdraw charms on the crusaders! 😎

    • @witherkichian4867
      @witherkichian4867 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's also if they don't dodge.

  • @Benjaminy2k
    @Benjaminy2k 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It's even better when you get good enough to realize that the vestal was never in any actual danger of dying, since she was never at 0 hp with no action ready that turn.

    • @abaddou1
      @abaddou1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You still get the death's door debuff though

    • @jakemertens1382
      @jakemertens1382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      With slightly worse turn order and damage rolls she absolutely could've died

  • @Aloneinthenerdiness
    @Aloneinthenerdiness 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    GOD. The music is perfect.

  • @Killerzerg117
    @Killerzerg117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:15 Vestal: Why do I hear boss music?

  • @IlanSGF
    @IlanSGF 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Already happened the following to me:
    Killed the boss. Then killed the Collector. Everyone full health. Then 4 surprised spiders dodged everyone, then 8 critical hits in a row, before my turn, in the vestal and poison finished her.

  • @shiggitydiggity4839
    @shiggitydiggity4839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Homie literally had 5 antivenoms and didn't use 1.

  • @zacariasdelalcazar8873
    @zacariasdelalcazar8873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am very surprised that the last hit didn't miss, allowing the spider to re-crit the Vestal onto death's door, where she dies on the first check from the blight.

  • @FernandoJCruz-kt1zo
    @FernandoJCruz-kt1zo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    imagine Leper living in australia, just swinging his big ass sword around to kill spiders but he misses everytime

  • @malcolmwright5793
    @malcolmwright5793 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Those leper feels. One of my favourite characters, but i also can't tell you how often a shit situation turned deadly just because of their awful accuracy.

  • @Kukakkau
    @Kukakkau 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The music being quiet and muffled before going in the door is an amazing touch. Bravo

  • @alfredwinchesterjr
    @alfredwinchesterjr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Exactly how spiders work in lvl 3 and lvl5 dungeons.

  • @daveinthemicrowave
    @daveinthemicrowave 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Spiders will either do 5 damage and get demolished in 1 turn or they will double crit your favorite character who will of course go next and immediately deathblow from the blight.

  • @Keshir456
    @Keshir456 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Did you seriously threw away 12 crests for 1 ruby?

    • @Cypekjam94
      @Cypekjam94 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      he seemd fully upgraded already, im mean his town

    • @an_ordinary_goose
      @an_ordinary_goose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It's not difficult to accumulate crests - you get a fair number after every run - but without gold, you won't be doing any decent runs to get crests to begin with

    • @AXharoth
      @AXharoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      with ur pic this comment works fantastically

  • @ftfthirdeye8084
    @ftfthirdeye8084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just watched this today, proceeded to play Darkest Dungeon, then got ambushed by spiders after camping and i shit you not, they webbed my leper, stunned, marked, blighted with multiple crits before i could even heal him back up, killed him. I’m seething rn lol, but laughing at the irony.

  • @yautl1
    @yautl1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I lost a champion antiquarian in the very first skirmish of the mission, before I even had a chance to move, against a full squad of spiders,,,,

  • @elliel.5915
    @elliel.5915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i was just playing undertale right before i watched this, the music choice tripped me out

  • @wonderguardstalker
    @wonderguardstalker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The worst part is when you surprise the spiders. If you can't wipe them up in the first round you can potentially get 8 spider bites or spits in a row.

    • @Furymgs3
      @Furymgs3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, the Surprise mechanic is pretty fucked... Wish they would rework it. At that point I'm as scared of getting a Surprise attack on enemies as I am of getting Surprised myself.

    • @DrevosSoul
      @DrevosSoul 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Furymgs3 I wish you dont get surprise when YOU KNOW THE ENEMY IS IN THR ROOM or SEGMENTS BY FUCKING SCOUTING

    • @Furymgs3
      @Furymgs3 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Surprising enemies is even worse than getting surprised. They often get to have two turns in a row because of how poorly programmed the Surprise mechanic is.

    • @vaspeter2600
      @vaspeter2600 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you surprise spiders and can't kill a single one in the first turn you're doing something very, very wrong.

    • @wonderguardstalker
      @wonderguardstalker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Due to the nature of the game it is possible

  • @methanolfortheblind
    @methanolfortheblind 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My Dismas got focused down by spiders on like week eight; nothing I could do. Easily the worst moment of my current playthrough.

  • @megadragonking546
    @megadragonking546 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    0:38 My turn.

  • @shakirashipslied9721
    @shakirashipslied9721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If I was a "hero" in DD and I saw a spider my resolve would be immediately tested.

  • @vantablacc3264
    @vantablacc3264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Remind yourself that Leper is a slow and an inaccurate killer.

    • @silvercandra4275
      @silvercandra4275 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like "A fast but inaccurate killer"
      If he hits, you're dead, end of story, but he has to hit first...

    • @pizzacarl6955
      @pizzacarl6955 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@silvercandra4275 hes slow as shit

    • @silvercandra4275
      @silvercandra4275 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pizzacarl6955 The speed stat is absolute garbade in DD... Yes, he ususally goes last every round, but that's not really a down side, since it means that you can at least predict when he's going to have his turn...
      But I was moreso refering to when he actually does the killing. If he hits, he hits hard, so he's fast at killing, even if his actual speed is very slow.

    • @pizzacarl6955
      @pizzacarl6955 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@silvercandra4275 HWM is faster at killing

    • @memoryofsalem4474
      @memoryofsalem4474 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Focus ring. Fixed it for you

  • @Sean-py8gu
    @Sean-py8gu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I honestly don’t find spiders to be that annoying. It’s usually the bone courtiers and Cultist Acolytes that I’m worried about if I fail to stun them on round 1.

  • @ZebraOnYourNose
    @ZebraOnYourNose 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    All of the mob enemies, like the rabid dogs or the maggots, always gave me so much more trouble than they were probably designed to do.
    Also, heavy weapons leper is now my favorite.

  • @CidGuerreiro1234
    @CidGuerreiro1234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I never have problems with spiders... Whenever they show up I always think "Oh ok, it's just a bunch of spiders". Feels like a free pass out of an otherwise difficult fight.

  • @ArchonOfDoom
    @ArchonOfDoom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    33 crit?
    Daaamn that mark consume damage

  • @Haxior5506
    @Haxior5506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *0:34* - Me: Spiders are not that bad.
    *0:39* - Also me: 😱😱😱 🕷

  • @evictionnotice28
    @evictionnotice28 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    God that build up was satisfying.

  • @SecureBirch410
    @SecureBirch410 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Spiders either are a blessing that can be killed quickly then stunned and exploited for heals or they will just target out one character and crit, then they'll probably end up dying to blight.

  • @nawan4650
    @nawan4650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Medic pick"
    Prem SPYder

  • @Haxior5506
    @Haxior5506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    But you also have to admit how many loot you got from *"just"* spiders.

  • @Andaril2
    @Andaril2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Try champion weald witch with 43 dodge without ocultist. That run was a disaster is puting lightly like nazis was not very found of the jews.

  • @tdl1315
    @tdl1315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    for those wondering, a spider deals 5-10 damage on the spit attack, how ever, it deals +100% against marked targets and that was a crit

  • @Svxji
    @Svxji 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    first real attempt on lvl 5 dungeon, get into fight with 4 spid0rs they all gang up on my highwayman and kill him before i could do shit =(

    • @Svxji
      @Svxji 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      also gonna need a song name

    • @TheDoktatorship
      @TheDoktatorship  8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      spider dance from undertale. cheers, forgot to chuck it into the description :P

  • @t3chn0dr0n3
    @t3chn0dr0n3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man, I've lost so many chars on first turn to a set of 4 spiders that I totally expected that Vestal to die.

  • @geniusfishbro
    @geniusfishbro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How 8 of my plague doctors die in a nutshell :')

  • @nothingsjim
    @nothingsjim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Character Stress - 15/200
    Player Stress - 180/200

  • @masterzoroark6664
    @masterzoroark6664 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Medic: spider, y u bully me?

  • @darynu
    @darynu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The sheer amount of crits on both sides of the battlefield frightens me

  • @Social_Mechanic
    @Social_Mechanic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Garage party composition

  • @lordhamster9452
    @lordhamster9452 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That’s pretty much how you summarise a Darkest Dungeon run:
    Yes yes!
    Fug fug fug!
    Yeeeeah!
    Oh come on!
    “BACK TO THE PIT!”
    Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!
    Sit shit sit
    (End of run)

  • @silvertheelf
    @silvertheelf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I once had an entire party killed by a spider cause it forged to many times.
    😂
    I love this game.

  • @Nhagast
    @Nhagast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That beat drop on the 33 crit tho hit diffrent, peak editing

  • @evanvalenta1898
    @evanvalenta1898 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Is there a particular reason you chose not to cure the blight with one of those 5 antidotes you had on you?

    • @cdgonepotatoes4219
      @cdgonepotatoes4219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      only the Vestal had blight and needed healing, antivenom is better when you're sure you'll have to go trough multiple death's door checks before being able to heal or when your entire party needs healing and/or is blighted

  • @halfadeaty
    @halfadeaty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Slowly, gently. This is how a life is taken.

  • @Manzana1C
    @Manzana1C 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    DUDE!!! I've never seen so many crits in both sides !

    • @korvincarry3268
      @korvincarry3268 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Manzana1C and such big ones as well. fucking 20s and 30s flying everywhere.

    • @sibanbgd100
      @sibanbgd100 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Manzana1C high level dungeon

  • @OverworkedITGuy
    @OverworkedITGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's a pretty tame spider clip.
    Most of my experience with spider shenanigans involves a character just plain dying before I can actually respond or do anything.

  • @obsidironpumicia4074
    @obsidironpumicia4074 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I have squashed you like bug!"
    *pushes up imaginary glasses* Uh, to be precise, they are called arachnids.

  • @scarecrow2097
    @scarecrow2097 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    OMG spiders focus only on the Vestal in my game too!

    • @doringo3856
      @doringo3856 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      try guarding, the spiders only hit one target at a time so they will never hit the healer if the healer is guarded.

  • @Berry_Bruiser
    @Berry_Bruiser 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey lucky you, I once had a run when they also picked my vestal except I couldn't heal in time and she was dead from the first poison tick. I had to put down the game and not return for like months because it was my best Vestal and the first time I even stepped into a medium dungeon, and to make it worse, it was the first room I chose to enter.

  • @volvodoto4053
    @volvodoto4053 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love the atmosphere and artistic style of the game. Just 10/10 but the RNG in this game makes me go NOPE. Not my type of gameplay.

    • @sernoddicusthegallant6986
      @sernoddicusthegallant6986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      minmax boi

    • @sarosh98
      @sarosh98 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The RNG is what makes the game unpredictable and unique in each run, you'll never know whats going to happen, the game is about making the most of a bad situation.
      Its about playing smart, not hard.

  • @florinalex8524
    @florinalex8524 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Opens the door and hears music,enters it BAD TIME INTENSIFIES

  • @iGuy28
    @iGuy28 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    bring accuracy trinkets w move resist trinkets on your leper. boom. just like that, n they become monsters

    • @TwiCaCaX
      @TwiCaCaX 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      they can still only hit front two ranks which is the least important most of the time lol

  • @Defender99
    @Defender99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Absolutely loving muffin theme

  • @BunnychanFarabee
    @BunnychanFarabee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Hey, at least unlike Undertale you don't have people sexually fetishizing these spiders.
    Muffet Rule 34. Not even once.

    • @impactoftesseract6417
      @impactoftesseract6417 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Come on, at least once.

    • @OcrimBob
      @OcrimBob 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh boy, you are so wrong.

    • @doringo3856
      @doringo3856 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      well, atleast darkest dungeon porn will have enough STDs to cull the indiscriminate fucking of eldritch beasts.

    • @impactoftesseract6417
      @impactoftesseract6417 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      "to cull the indiscriminate fucking of eldritch beasts."
      Dude, are you, like, The Ancestor?

    • @JohrnyReport
      @JohrnyReport 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Farabee More like, all the time

  • @joalampela8612
    @joalampela8612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My experience with Blighted Giants after 3 combats that went smoothly:
    >Treebranch smackdown
    >Critical hit!
    >60 damage
    Yes.

  • @huuminbloodborn7570
    @huuminbloodborn7570 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LEGIT, ALMOST THE SAME SETUP, LOST MY FUCKING VESTAL THOUGH

  • @sonnyboi1297
    @sonnyboi1297 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You fool,
    All those other battles are cannon fodder.
    To wear you down, stress you and your team out.
    The Spiders are the cleanup crew.

  • @0mniscient1
    @0mniscient1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The real problem here is that you're running three tanks and one support.
    --Idiots do that.

  • @Setsuraful
    @Setsuraful 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now i can't stop thinking about pistachio's filled with spiders, thanks.

  • @TheHasazin
    @TheHasazin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    ??? this make no sense! I love running into spiders because they all die in one hit!

    • @kennyMc1994
      @kennyMc1994 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      smells like Radiant

    • @superheriber27
      @superheriber27 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kenny J ohhh that makes sense now

  • @dannyharrison1122
    @dannyharrison1122 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine playing leper and not having focus ring to boost accuracy

  • @Shkadoom
    @Shkadoom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Leper is god

  • @EnvoyOfFabulousness
    @EnvoyOfFabulousness 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah, at first I thought the spiders weren't very threatening; but then I realized how much damage the spitters do once the webbers mark things... scary encounter

  • @rasendori20
    @rasendori20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That music timing/editing @ perfect 0:40

  • @MexicanoLive
    @MexicanoLive 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yep. Spiders were the reason I started looking at how to play the game most effectively. Never got killed by them, but they did this so often that I just had to get all of my characters’ speeds up and increase my surprise chance

  • @aaronjacobamadorsalazar1934
    @aaronjacobamadorsalazar1934 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    In Skyrim:
    Hey, frostbite spiders. Easy to clean.
    In Darkest Dungeon:
    What in the fuck are we doing here?