Sara: Good day my love Mike: Finally, I've been waiting for long time. Sara: Do you want me to leave? Mike: NO! How can you say that? Even thinking about it terrifies. Sara: Do you love me? Mike: Of course! At all hours of the day. Sara: Have you ever cheated on me? Mike: Never! Why do you ask such a thing? Sara: Would you like to kiss me? Mike: Yes, whenever I have the chance. Sara: Would you like to hit me? Mike: Are you crazy!? You know me... Sara: Can I trust you? Mike: Yes honey Sara: Darling Now read these lines from the bottom UP!😂
Use the word 'hotel' in a sentence: The prosecutor put the prostitute on the witness stand because they wanted to make the ho tell but she refused to testify.
Oh, I’ve got a good one so this guy and chick are going on a date CHICK: What’s your occupation? GUY: I work with animals. CHICK: Oh I love animals! What do you do with them? GUY: I’m a butcher.
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt
Wife: How would you describe me? Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK. Wife: What does that mean? Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous and hot. Wife: Aw, thank you. But what does IJK mean? Husband: I'm just kidding!
There was a boy who wanted to learn the alphabet so he told his teacher he's going to learn it and she said okay! He went hope and asked his dad "what's the first letter of the alphabet?" His dad who was watching TV replied "shut up!" so he then went to his mother and asked "what is the second letter of the alphabet?" his mum who hadn't heard him said "yes?" then he went on his sister and asked her "what's the third letter of the alphabet?" his sister was singing " I'm Michael Jackson! I'm Michael Jackson!" he then went to his brother and asked him "what's the fourth letter of the alphabet?" his brother was playing with his toys and said "in my vroom vroom car!" So the next day the boy who wanted to impress his teacher said "I've learnt the alphabet!" the teacher said "go on then!" to which he replied "shut up!" the angry teacher said "double detention for you!!" "yes!" the boy carried on "who do you think you are?" the teacher asked "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson! " The fuming teacher said " how do you think you're going to get away with this?" the boy said "in my vroom vroom car!!"
I have a riddle You was driving down the road ,you saw 3 doors one had gold,one had money, one had infinite food,which door should you open first? The car door 😂😂😂😂
There was a boy wh put a hand up in class Teacher: yes johnny Student: can I go to the toilet Teacher: after you sing the alphabet Student: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz Teacher: good johnny but you missed the p where is it Student: running down my leg
Mr.Donuts BOIZ because there is no p in the alphabet when the boy is reciting it. If you also didn't know there is something that everybody does, called peeing. P and pee sound the same. So if you use common sense and put them together. The p is missing from the alphabet and the pee is dripping down his leg.
Me:will you remember me in a minute person:yes me:will you remember me in an hour? person:yes me:will you remember me in a year? person:yes me:knock knock person:who's there? me:GOD DAMIT YOU FORGOT ME
There was once a happy family of cows. One day one of the kid cows asked the moomy (haha) cow how she got her name. "Mommy, why is my name Rose?". The mommy cow responded, "Because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head". The next day a different kid cow asked the mommy cow how she got her name. "Mommy, why is my name Violet?". The mommy cow responded, "Because when you were born a violet petal fell on your head". A second later, another kid cow says, "AFJKHSDGUQOTUHSDOGIHSEGOIHEG". The mommy cow responded, "Shut up, cinderblock!".
Ben Shapiro *D E S T R O Y S* chicken *L I B T A R D* for trying to run away from KFC and the chicken got *S L A U G H T E R E D* and *R O A S T E D* with *_FACTS_* and *_L O G I C_* (SJW TRIGGERED) (100%WORKING)
Q: If abraham lincoln was alive right now, what would he do? A: Scratch at the top of his coffin. Q: Why did the Elephant paint his toes? A: So he could hide in a bag of skittles. Have you ever *seen* an elephant in a bag of skittles? Bert: No. A: So you see how well it works. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree. A: Cuz he's dead your welcome, sorry not sorry *clap* *clap* *clap*
Give me 3 steps to put a giraffe in a fridge. 1. You open the fridge door. 2. You put the giraffe in. 3. You close the fridge door. Give me 4 steps to put an elephant in "the" fridge. 1. You open the fridge door. 2. You take the giraffe out. 3. You put the elephant in. 4. You close the fridge door. There was a party on. All the animals went to it. Which animal didn't? The elephant. 2 minutes later the elephant escaped. A lady wanted to cross a river but there were killer crocodiles in it. How did she get across? She walked across. The crocodiles were at the party. Then the lady died. How? The elephant ran over her. The party ended. The elephant ran over the river and died. How? The party was over. The crocodiles had come back.
A dyslexic man walks into a bar *dyslexic man*: Hey man. *bartender*: what have you been doing lately? *dyslexic man*: Oh I've been selling souls. *bartender*: Oh really? To who? *dyslexic man*: To Santa.
I forgot how to use a boomerang but suddenly it came back to me
IHeartDonnut 3819 😂😂😂😂😂
lol nice!
😐😆😆😆😆🤣
Man got it from Siri
That’s why you should stick it out.
why did Adele cross the road
to say hello from the other side
yasssssssss XD
Suhail Moosa bvg
hahaha
Suhail Moosa omg that was nice
i would say a joke about infinity
but it will go on for ever
😂
The jokes in this comment section are funnier than the video itself
Trump
biden
Ur mom
Brandon
Delilah
*i got these shoes from a drug dealer.. idk what he laced them with.. but I’ve been tripping all day*
I've heard that
I dont get it?
Oh wait i got it
69 likes loll
I don't get it
Wait is it that you are drunk so you keep tripping?
Sara: Good day my love
Mike: Finally, I've been waiting for long time.
Sara: Do you want me to leave?
Mike: NO! How can you say that? Even thinking about it terrifies.
Sara: Do you love me?
Mike: Of course! At all hours of the day.
Sara: Have you ever cheated on me?
Mike: Never! Why do you ask such a thing?
Sara: Would you like to kiss me?
Mike: Yes, whenever I have the chance.
Sara: Would you like to hit me?
Mike: Are you crazy!? You know me...
Sara: Can I trust you?
Mike: Yes honey
Sara: Darling
Now read these lines from the bottom UP!😂
Isaac Madidilu thats really creative you just earned a like 😁
Isaac Madidilu this is really good
I
Confused
Isaac Madidilu I've already seen this, but it's still funny
Isaac Madidilu cool
That moment when you realize the comment section has better jokes than the actual video
ha
Ik right, it's so punny
Hahah
they would have to be DUMB jokes to qualify
Fr i just pause the video and go straight to the comments
my teacher asked my Jamaican friend to use the word dandelion in a sentence.....
da cheetah is faster dandelion
Use the word 'hotel' in a sentence:
The prosecutor put the prostitute on the witness stand because they wanted to make the ho tell but she refused to testify.
BBQKoalaBang LOLLL
BBQKoalaBang z
BBQKoalaBang 😂😂
I'm just scrolling through these dumb jokes because of Jin's dad jokes. How come I see kpopers everywhere?
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humour?
Mom: See that armless guy over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But mom! I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Lol
oh shit
brilliant
Oh, I’ve got a good one so this guy and chick are going on a date
CHICK: What’s your occupation?
GUY: I work with animals.
CHICK: Oh I love animals! What do you do with them?
GUY: I’m a butcher.
I see what you did there
well every humour is dark humour for him
Anyone else pause the video and look at the comments instead
Brandon Brown yep
Yea
yeah
got bored and looked if anyone else thought they were trying to act funny
Brandon Brown yes, that guy also reminds me that I'm a great comedian 🤣
Brandon Brown me
Me: *Looking at a video*
*clicks on the video, sees 2 weirdo's talking*
Me: Nah
*Starts Overwatch*
You forgot *Writes and submits comment* :D ~Mike
Im a sub!
Plz reply :p
25 icebergs right ahead!!!!
The Rabbit what
What console do u play on?
what did the blanket say when it fell off the bed
oh sheet
lol xD best joke
YESSS MY PEEEPPSS
I knew that from a meme with jin in it
사랑 BTS heya nice one
사랑 BTS I like yours 9999/ 1
Do wanna know about the lettuce and the tomato racing?
The lettuce was ahead
But the tomato was trying to ketchup!
I'll go home now...
Pls
Alexis Lopez pls
@@brcknfn8990 ok
Ngl that was actually rlly funny
Alexis Lopez
Hh
I love how everyone's laugh is funnier then there joke 😂
I like how the 63 people who liked this and many more who came across it didn’t correct you.
Omg “funnier” lmao 😂
Does anybody Remember the My ex wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER Shout out to you gravity falls fans
True😂😂😂
* their
I put my phone on airplane mode
I threw it and it didn't fly
someone explain pls
xXSuperExXx Gaming Alt I have funny jokes
ajajajjajajajjajaja
xXSuperExXx Gaming Alt lol xd
Try hellecopter mode.
xXSuperExXx Gaming Alt so you decided to wing it
If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, would it be Alien vs Predator?
that isn't a dumb joke though, it's just funny!
You're right, that was the joke that was running through my head throughout the video.
+Cyrus Flores no, it was too lazy to be running
best one!
that was fuunny as shit
i'm so good at sleeping. i can do it with my eyes closed
Same
Man i have to sleep with my eyes open it sucks
@@graduatedpinksnowball668 yeah it must suck only 5% of people are skilled enough to sleep with their eyes closed
@@graduatedpinksnowball668 oh don't worry you'll improve
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt
guess how I escaped Iraq? iran
Ha
Lol
Fuck you bitch
Yonas, are you TRIGGERED!?!?
That was good
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.
Lol
workhardism im waiting
workhardism ahhh that ones olddd
ok its the next day what is is??
workhardism i hate you im a idiot and im waiting you know
Wife: How would you describe me?
Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: What does that mean?
Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous and hot.
Wife: Aw, thank you. But what does IJK mean?
Husband: I'm just kidding!
Damn
Oohh
Duh
And I oop
Bruh
I wanna eat a giant pot of chili at a football game, but I can't do it without a Super Bowl.
Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
Why?
Because their horns don't work
lol play on words xD. Bulls have tho sooo... but crafty
I think we've milked this one enough for one thread. If I'm wrong, though, it's my Miss Steak. :)
U got it from a joke book
Lol. Took me a second...
Eduardo Parreira what?
I have a funny joke....
My Grades
*Laughs and likes his own comment*
True Doge Lord I respect you
T
True Doge Lor
👏👏
My life
What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing, they just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
Are you shore you did?
Robloxian1988 lol love that
Robloxian1988 i thought you did no-fin
That was on a movie... cant remember wich
ella2000xx aayyyyyy
Robloxian1988 your such a beach
"Your Girlfriend Looks like my mom."
@xxlibby 😂😂😂
why did a bank robber have a bath????
he wanted to have a clean getaway
pizzagamer 888 no .. that's so horrible why I'm laughing 😂
pizzagamer 888 lol
who let the 🐕 out not me im about to eat my dog my
hotdog
Kodiie Banks that was so bad you should be ashamed
Evan Lafitte, its just a joke
whens a 100% british potatoe not british?
when its french fries
Hannah Barnfield loooool!
Toe? Like " big toe"?
WHY U TALK ABOUT POPATOS LIKE DAT ;-;
I thunk you meant POPATOES
You know toe, like big TOE
I'm Irish we practically invented potatoes
Why schouldn't you fart in an Apple Store?
because they don't have windows XD
I"M DONE
Lol i had to re read it 3 times!!
Hahaha
TheWKDlover lmao
Hahahaha
MY REACTION TO THE JOKES ʕಠ_ಠʔ
{¤~¤}
Why do i watch scary videos on the toilet?
Because it scares the shit out of me
Superior good one
🤮
Thats not how pooping works
This is corny
@@kennianp.santiago3919 this was 2 years ago.
what did the a policeman say to his belly ????
YOUR UNDER A VEST! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
lol
You're
I like this one
What happened when Batman and Robin got run over by a steam roller?
They became Flatman and Ribbon.
I can't stop thinking of Jojo when I saw the word steamroller
@@humanbeing8676 gojo saturn
@@humanbeing8676 STEAM ROLLER DA! **Proceeds to kill jotaro with steam roller**
I was playing chess with my friend, he said “let’s make it interesting,” so we stopped playing chess
I laugh so hard at this video it accidentally made me hit my head with a coke can
Its alright though, its a soft drink
**Cries in the corner**
This is so funny!!! I wish it had more likes.,
got me
🙈
😆😆😆😆 awww!
I get this joke but not funny
thank God for the comments section its the funniest part of this page
Mark h2391 facts😂
So true!
There was a boy who wanted to learn the alphabet so he told his teacher he's going to learn it and she said okay! He went hope and asked his dad "what's the first letter of the alphabet?" His dad who was watching TV replied "shut up!" so he then went to his mother and asked "what is the second letter of the alphabet?" his mum who hadn't heard him said "yes?" then he went on his sister and asked her "what's the third letter of the alphabet?" his sister was singing " I'm Michael Jackson! I'm Michael Jackson!" he then went to his brother and asked him "what's the fourth letter of the alphabet?" his brother was playing with his toys and said "in my vroom vroom car!"
So the next day the boy who wanted to impress his teacher said "I've learnt the alphabet!" the teacher said "go on then!" to which he replied "shut up!"
the angry teacher said "double detention for you!!"
"yes!" the boy carried on
"who do you think you are?" the teacher asked
"I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson! "
The fuming teacher said " how do you think you're going to get away with this?"
the boy said "in my vroom vroom car!!"
TheQuakeOnEarth t
OMFG IMMA DIE! XD
TheQuakeOnEarth t haha
Poppy Smith SUPERXARLIN BROTHERS OMG YESSSSS
TheQuakeOnEarth t I actually cried out laughing at this im so lame
TheQuakeOnEarth lol
I have a riddle
You was driving down the road ,you saw 3 doors one had gold,one had money, one had infinite food,which door should you open first?
The car door 😂😂😂😂
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
It makes sense because cars have doors to get in😂😂😂😂😂
You got me
nah just break the window
@@galaxian2797 🤯
How do you stop a bull from charging?
Cancel its credit card.
DrHaydentheFunny haha nice one
DrHaydentheFunny W
l buckle en
You got that from the loud house
@@randomretartedchannel6898 Never saw that movie. Got it from the internet.
Your material is weak.
I called my mom to ask her "Whats your favorite joke?"
She said "You, son!"
Not funnier than them
Mean :(
Why did the duck cross the road
To prove he wasn't chicken.
Harjinder Singh nice.
Columbo. Duh. Huh
@@jamescolumbia6598 r/woooosh
did I misuse it ;-;
My goodness that joke was “quacking” me up
My friend: U know why I don't like stairs
Me: Why
Friend: Cause their always up to something. Boom
Me:😬😬😬😬
Nice one.
When i get naked in the bathroom...
The shower usually gets turned on.
That was on their pun video
Usually??
@@okaden1015 As shit, this man doesn't bath.
🙈😂😂🤣 I laughed way too hard. Thank you
You should hire a investment for your wife’s condoms
What's a Car's revenge called?
*Car-ma*
That joke really drove me crazy
There was a boy wh put a hand up in class
Teacher: yes johnny
Student: can I go to the toilet
Teacher: after you sing the alphabet
Student: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
Teacher: good johnny but you missed the p where is it
Student: running down my leg
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley Fan Winny Geasly
I get that but dont get that
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley Fan I know that one from 2nd grade
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley Fan lol
Mr.Donuts BOIZ because there is no p in the alphabet when the boy is reciting it. If you also didn't know there is something that everybody does, called peeing. P and pee sound the same. So if you use common sense and put them together. The p is missing from the alphabet and the pee is dripping down his leg.
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator
Yooo
I don’t get it
@@ZTGAMEZ Bruh, alligator and investigator both has the word IGATOR in it and the alligator is in A VEST, so it is INVEST-IGATOR
You copied it
thats cute inmy opinion :)
did you know 4/3 of people don't understand math jokes?
GizmoGaming lol
Is the joke, 3/4?
Gaming ON I think they mean 1 1/3
GizmoGaming Nice!
GizmoGaming did you know that 4/3 people already know this joke already?
I can already tell mike had fun doing this
Mike is a joke?
You had fun slapping him didn't you Tristan?
+Tristan@List25 The Video Guy yes he is lovely.
+Tristan@List25 The Video Guy Mike seems like a generally fun and upbeat person to be around! I'm jealous you get to experience it so often
yea he had lots of fun and lots of "good" jokes
Why did the cowboy want to die with his boots on? He didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket.
Karen Bressler I have funny jokes
Good God...lol
Karen Bressler what did the cow say when he jumped off a cliff
cowabunga i won't milk the cow jokes that would be udderly ridiculous
ella2000xx no that was a punny joke
What is an eggs favorite emotion?
Eggcitement
If the opposite of pro is con.
Then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
CZ Speed Joe from family guy lol
It also works with constitution
Classic 🤣🤣🤣
This needs to be joke of the year!!
I've never heard someone's confession about their profession.
Me:will you remember me in a minute
person:yes
me:will you remember me in an hour?
person:yes
me:will you remember me in a year?
person:yes
me:knock knock
person:who's there?
me:GOD DAMIT YOU FORGOT ME
Isla McDonald I have funny jokes
Isla McDonald I KNOW THAT JOKE 😂😂😂
Isla McDonald Okay that was good.
i like the peter pan joke... it never grows old.
Hahaha I get it lol 😂
enton. *Sigh*
What do you call a short psychic running from the law?
A small medium at large
😂😂😂😂😂
I'll see myself out.....
👇👍
Let me escort you out!!!😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂
I love the Peter Pan joke because it never gets old.
Mr. Kinduatics good one 👌
Like the children he abducted
Write these on a piece of paper and id say its 'TEAR-ABLE'.
I've heard that a million times 😑😑😑😐🤨👎👎👎👎👎🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦😠😠😠😠😤😤😤😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤔🤔🤔🤔
@@youngzieboy7060 so what if u heard it many times what there to be angry and use these emojis 😡😠🤬🤬😠😡😤😤😠😠👎👎👎👎
Shut up
Lollololol
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop
Omg, my dad tell that joke all the time!
+Shannon Briggs i see you everywhere
omg like
that's stereotyping
offensive
The feeling when you start to laugh before you tell the joke
Why did my pc say hello?
Because it's A - DELL
I LAUGHED IDK WHY
Trouble - Agario pretty funny actually 😂
Thank you :D
Annie love kats not really
Trouble - Agario 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂 omg I need to show this to my mom yeeeeesaaa!!!! XD
Son: mom you are so bad at making jokes
mom: but I made you!
Lissia Ientz lel I've heard it b4 tho
Lissia Ientz that's kind dark
then the dad comes in and says: oh! so I make jokes too
Lissia Ientz damn
Lissia Ientz lol
There was once a happy family of cows. One day one of the kid cows asked the moomy (haha) cow how she got her name. "Mommy, why is my name Rose?". The mommy cow responded, "Because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head". The next day a different kid cow asked the mommy cow how she got her name. "Mommy, why is my name Violet?". The mommy cow responded, "Because when you were born a violet petal fell on your head". A second later, another kid cow says, "AFJKHSDGUQOTUHSDOGIHSEGOIHEG". The mommy cow responded, "Shut up, cinderblock!".
excal ibert2222222 Cough* skydoeeeezznutts
what the heck is skydoeeeezznutts lol
excal ibert2222222 dad, why is my sister named rose? Dad: because your mother loves roses. Son: thanks dad! Dad: no problem minecraft pocket edition
lol
excal ibert2222222 *cough cough* unoriginal *cough cough*
Tip: don’t be the first to laugh at your own joke after saying it.
Lol
I bet you were laughing while you wrote that.
I cant help it tho!
what I if told you
you that read wrong
Shawn A. I give up one verything. You probably read that right
Shawn A. lol yes i did
Shawn A. I didn't fall for that
Shawn A. ha I got it didn't fool me this time
Shawn A. You totally got me there
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue Paint!
;-;...
K but- why am i laughing so hard🤣
WANNA HEAR A JOKE!!:
what happens when you watch this video??
you will cringe so much you will need to go to the hospital!😡😂
MR COMPILATION that's soooooo true
MR COMPILATION ikr
MR COMPILATION cool
It's so bad it's funny. It's the worst joke ever but some how it's funny 😂
MR COMPILATION TRUTH
I didnt know why the ball kept getting bigger
then it hit me
ROFOLOLOL😂😂
Why was 6 afraid of 7.
Because 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
Cause 9 needs 3 squared meals a day!
I love that joke 😂
LOL
cringe
What does a noodle and a woman have in common they both wiggle when you eat it
@@djpowell516 LMAOOO WHAT
Say it again, slower. It doesn’t make sense 😂
But then again, that might be the joke. 🧐
If you stab a man during an argument will he finally get the point?
HardcoreGames 74 sexist
ItzSB ?
ItzSB ok......???
HardcoreGames 74 your a genius
Luke Cheyne Thanks. :)
I farted in the Apple Store and it smelt bad
I said hey it's not my fault your apple store don't have any Windows
I fart in my car and always stinks
17 got me laughing as I immediately imagined Mike Tyson asking me
The jokes didn't amuse me, but somehow I just LOVE the "best friends chemistry" between the two guys and it made it all worthwhile.
What did one orphan say to the other?
answer: Get in the batmobile, Robin
I got a joke:
WHAT DO WE WANT?!
NO MORE LOUD AEROPLANE NOISES
WHEN DO WE WANT THEM
NEOOWMM
Dvked not funny tbh
*irony*
I love how Mike cracks himself up!
By the way, Kinder contains a short "i" like cinder. Not as in more kind.
Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road?
KFC was on the other side. :D
if I was one of those chickens I would run away
That made my day😂😂😂
i saw a photo recently that showed a chicken walking by a KFC. It was hilarious!
Ben Shapiro *D E S T R O Y S* chicken *L I B T A R D* for trying to run away from KFC and the chicken got *S L A U G H T E R E D* and *R O A S T E D* with *_FACTS_* and *_L O G I C_* (SJW TRIGGERED) (100%WORKING)
Lmao
Did you hear about that movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.
IceyStarLight Gaming are you SHORE about that?
LMAO
Jedikiah lol that got me
Jedikiah That would of gotten me but I heard it a really long time ago
I have 6 mouths, 3 noses, 7 eyes, and 1 eyebrows. What am I?
Ugly.
Got that from dude perfect didn't you
I have 1 mouth,1 nose,2 eyes and 2 eyebrowes and
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I am still ugly
Any Good Name Ideas? 69 you said "1 eyebrows"
grammer much?
Xambie X7
Cause you've never done a typo...
Any Good Name Ideas? 69 that is true.
Why doesn't a squirrel own a car?
It'll drive people nuts.
Q: If abraham lincoln was alive right now, what would he do?
A: Scratch at the top of his coffin.
Q: Why did the Elephant paint his toes?
A: So he could hide in a bag of skittles. Have you ever *seen* an elephant in a bag of skittles?
Bert: No.
A: So you see how well it works.
Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree.
A: Cuz he's dead
your welcome, sorry not sorry
*clap* *clap* *clap*
XD Good Ones!
Princess Know It All Thanks.
I forgot to add this one. What was the last thing that went through it's mind when it got hit by a car?
It's butt.
You're*
+Fooman530 Say wut.
What did the Lesbian vampire say to the other Lesbian vampire?
I'll see you next month
What did the librarian say to his kids
Read more
Bethany Cat hahaha I didnt fall for it
I'm on a phone so I see actual Read more as grey and underlined, whilst typed Read more is black and not underlined. Nice try! 🤣
Bethany Cat you got me. Clever
Noobs he means that the librarian say to his kids read more
This comment I replied is not for fooling
KIDS!
you got me
What can you get in but never get out of?
The friendzone
LOL
dat niqqa depressed
I was gonna say "trouble." But that? That is dark, Natsu!
Gitmo
😂😂
Why did Sally fall of the swing?
She had no arms
Knock knock
Who’s there
Not Sally
😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Joseph Izzo what?
Knock knock
Who’s there
Sally
How if her arms fell off
She used her knee
Give me 3 steps to put a giraffe in a fridge.
1. You open the fridge door. 2. You put the giraffe in. 3. You close the fridge door.
Give me 4 steps to put an elephant in "the" fridge.
1. You open the fridge door. 2. You take the giraffe out. 3. You put the elephant in. 4. You close the fridge door.
There was a party on. All the animals went to it. Which animal didn't?
The elephant. 2 minutes later the elephant escaped.
A lady wanted to cross a river but there were killer crocodiles in it. How did she get across?
She walked across. The crocodiles were at the party.
Then the lady died. How?
The elephant ran over her. The party ended.
The elephant ran over the river and died. How?
The party was over. The crocodiles had come back.
Groovy Movies lol
so good. Where did you find that??? lol
Really
Ive seen something simular to this one but longer and better
Groovy Movies but u said there was killer crocs in the river 🤔
No, it's what did one orphan say to the other orphan?
Robin, get in the Batmobile.
Dafuq was that?
Skill-Tekb
Why am I watching this?
Cause you're awesome. ~Mike
+list25 are you two brothers?
We aren't brothers, no. ~Mike
Are you lovers?
+list25 'when poison expires does it become more poisonous or less poisonous?'
Why don't most lakes dry?
Because it doesn't have a towel😂
So I dont dry bc ma last name is LAKE XD
That dude on the right looks like the stingy dude from lazy town😂😂
never forget...
Lightning Mcqueen blew a 2 lap lead in the piston cup
Daniel B lol
Daniel B lol
Daniel B j
WHAT DO YOU MEAN LOL I WAS CRYING 😢😢😢😭😭
Daniel B I
How do you make a clown stop smiling?
Stab it.
I love these two lol They always have a good time and the entertainment comes naturally. I'll never not watch this channel!
Agreed!! I want more of them together 😄
His reactions are what made me laugh
Jack Chalmers I have funny jokes
Me too
Jack Chalmers how?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
I'm up
I'm up who
(if you say it out loud it sounds like i'm a poo)
Hakuna Matata I'm dead lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂
Unicorn m
I'm a fucking poo
Hakuna Matata knock knock
Who's there?
I got up
I got up who?
(If you say it out loud it sounds like I've gotta poo)
Hakuna Matata it's better with Europe.
Why did the window washer skip a day?
Because it was September 11th
ByronTheLitOne 😐
ByronTheLitOne damn that's lit af
ByronTheLitOne oh golly....
SkidTrac sorry
ByronTheLitOne that's deep man
The only I am laughing is Tristan's reactions XD
A dyslexic man walks into a bar
*dyslexic man*: Hey man.
*bartender*: what have you been doing lately?
*dyslexic man*: Oh I've been selling souls.
*bartender*: Oh really? To who?
*dyslexic man*: To Santa.
Robert Harington on one of my Christmas presents it said from Satan.
What was it?
Robert Harington i dont git it
Statue Teeth TV santa = satan
Hayley Lavallee whyd it have to be a dyslexic man
This was my face the entire time
(-_-)
Frisk?
+Jock D'ouglass This is the only thing that made me laugh through the entire video.
+No Man's Sky Discoveries xDDDDDDDDDD
+Panic! At the Twenty one crybabies When did jack from jacksfilms come up with this name?
same
1:00 That joke was in Gravity Falls! I miss that show so much!!! 😢
It's on Disney plus if you want to watch it
What do you call an M&M that went to college?
A smarty!
I appear to be the only person to find this hilarious...
Either other people don't have a sense of humor, or I don't have a life.
I thought some of the jokes were funny but not the banter.
it was so funny
i also think it was funny
I thought it was funny too. Some of the talking brought it down, but the majority of these were good.
It's like my 5th time watching this
You wanna know a funny joke...
So do I
Yoda Master
...
Yoda Master f*ck u
Albania K.P.G good one
I like this joke
Yoda Master
Those jokes were corny, but I love the chemistry that Mike & Tristan have when they appear together in these videos.
What did DIO said when Giorno was severely injured?
He said "MY SON! I WAS *WRYYYYYYY'd* ABOUT YOU"