25 Dumb Jokes That Are Actually Funny
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We'll all have that one friend who tells dumb jokes...jokes that are so dumb you actually laugh at them. The joke itself isn't funny. Maybe it's the delivery, the situation, or some other factor, but the joke just isn't funny. It can't be. It's too dumb to be funny.
That situation repeats itself in social circles all over the world, regardless of language, country, or culture. For some reason, it is an innate thing to do. We laugh at things precisely because they aren't funny. Well, some of us do. The rest of us probably just groan. In fact, this situation might remind you of something. Dad jokes. That's right, dad jokes. While the two aren't exactly the same thing, they share a lot of commonalities. Dad jokes typically fall into the dumb, eye roll worthy category.
Today's jokes, while they are definitely eye roll worthy, and potentially dad jokey, share one thing in common - they are dumb. Very dumb. Some of you will enjoy this, others less so. Regardless, you may be able to at least entertain your friends a little bit with your insanely dry humor. These are 25 Dumb Jokes That Are Actually Funny!
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Dinosaurs
German children
Criminal
Ex-wife
Egyptians
Farmer's Sheep
E.T.
Denial
Unthinkable
Guess who
Mexican magician
Giraffe
Cats
Cannibal
Door
Car
Flying V
Scuba Divers
Peter Pan
Myself
Average People
Batman
Harry Potter
Pirate
Vegans
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I put my phone on airplane mode
I threw it and it didn't fly
someone explain pls
xXSuperExXx Gaming Alt I have funny jokes
ajajajjajajajjajaja
xXSuperExXx Gaming Alt lol xd
Try hellecopter mode.
xXSuperExXx Gaming Alt so you decided to wing it
Sara: Good day my love
Mike: Finally, I've been waiting for long time.
Sara: Do you want me to leave?
Mike: NO! How can you say that? Even thinking about it terrifies.
Sara: Do you love me?
Mike: Of course! At all hours of the day.
Sara: Have you ever cheated on me?
Mike: Never! Why do you ask such a thing?
Sara: Would you like to kiss me?
Mike: Yes, whenever I have the chance.
Sara: Would you like to hit me?
Mike: Are you crazy!? You know me...
Sara: Can I trust you?
Mike: Yes honey
Sara: Darling
Now read these lines from the bottom UP!😂
Isaac Madidilu thats really creative you just earned a like 😁
Isaac Madidilu this is really good
I
Confused
Isaac Madidilu I've already seen this, but it's still funny
Isaac Madidilu cool
*i got these shoes from a drug dealer.. idk what he laced them with.. but I’ve been tripping all day*
I've heard that
I dont get it?
Oh wait i got it
69 likes loll
I don't get it
Wait is it that you are drunk so you keep tripping?
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humour?
Mom: See that armless guy over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But mom! I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Lol
oh shit
brilliant
Oh, I’ve got a good one so this guy and chick are going on a date
CHICK: What’s your occupation?
GUY: I work with animals.
CHICK: Oh I love animals! What do you do with them?
GUY: I’m a butcher.
I see what you did there
well every humour is dark humour for him
I forgot how to use a boomerang but suddenly it came back to me
IHeartDonnut 3819 😂😂😂😂😂
lol nice!
😐😆😆😆😆🤣
Man got it from Siri
why did Adele cross the road
to say hello from the other side
yasssssssss XD
Suhail Moosa bvg
hahaha
Suhail Moosa omg that was nice
i would say a joke about infinity
but it will go on for ever
Suhail Moosa what did the sheel says when you shear his cloth
shearyously
i'm so good at sleeping. i can do it with my eyes closed
Same
Man i have to sleep with my eyes open it sucks
@@graduatedpinksnowball668 yeah it must suck only 5% of people are skilled enough to sleep with their eyes closed
@@graduatedpinksnowball668 oh don't worry you'll improve
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt
I wanna eat a giant pot of chili at a football game, but I can't do it without a Super Bowl.
guess how I escaped Iraq? iran
Ha
Lol
Fuck you bitch
Yonas, are you TRIGGERED!?!?
That was good
That moment when you realize the comment section has better jokes than the actual video
ha
Ik right, it's so punny
Hahah
they would have to be DUMB jokes to qualify
Fr i just pause the video and go straight to the comments
Do wanna know about the lettuce and the tomato racing?
The lettuce was ahead
But the tomato was trying to ketchup!
I'll go home now...
Pls
Alexis Lopez pls
@@brcknfn8990 ok
Ngl that was actually rlly funny
Alexis Lopez
Hh
"Your Girlfriend Looks like my mom."
@xxlibby 😂😂😂
The jokes in this comment section are funnier than the video itself
Trump
biden
Ur mom
Brandon
Delilah
my teacher asked my Jamaican friend to use the word dandelion in a sentence.....
da cheetah is faster dandelion
Use the word 'hotel' in a sentence:
The prosecutor put the prostitute on the witness stand because they wanted to make the ho tell but she refused to testify.
BBQKoalaBang LOLLL
BBQKoalaBang z
BBQKoalaBang 😂😂
I'm just scrolling through these dumb jokes because of Jin's dad jokes. How come I see kpopers everywhere?
I have a riddle
You was driving down the road ,you saw 3 doors one had gold,one had money, one had infinite food,which door should you open first?
The car door 😂😂😂😂
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
It makes sense because cars have doors to get in😂😂😂😂😂
You got me
nah just break the window
@@galaxian2797 🤯
My friend: U know why I don't like stairs
Me: Why
Friend: Cause their always up to something. Boom
Me:😬😬😬😬
Nice one.
If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, would it be Alien vs Predator?
that isn't a dumb joke though, it's just funny!
You're right, that was the joke that was running through my head throughout the video.
+Cyrus Flores no, it was too lazy to be running
best one!
that was fuunny as shit
Me: *Looking at a video*
*clicks on the video, sees 2 weirdo's talking*
Me: Nah
*Starts Overwatch*
You forgot *Writes and submits comment* :D ~Mike
Im a sub!
Plz reply :p
25 icebergs right ahead!!!!
The Rabbit what
What console do u play on?
I was playing chess with my friend, he said “let’s make it interesting,” so we stopped playing chess
MY REACTION TO THE JOKES ʕಠ_ಠʔ
{¤~¤}
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.
Lol
workhardism im waiting
workhardism ahhh that ones olddd
ok its the next day what is is??
workhardism i hate you im a idiot and im waiting you know
whens a 100% british potatoe not british?
when its french fries
Hannah Barnfield loooool!
Toe? Like " big toe"?
WHY U TALK ABOUT POPATOS LIKE DAT ;-;
I thunk you meant POPATOES
You know toe, like big TOE
I'm Irish we practically invented potatoes
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator
Yooo
I don’t get it
@@ZTGAMEZ Bruh, alligator and investigator both has the word IGATOR in it and the alligator is in A VEST, so it is INVEST-IGATOR
You copied it
thats cute inmy opinion :)
I love how Mike cracks himself up!
By the way, Kinder contains a short "i" like cinder. Not as in more kind.
what did the blanket say when it fell off the bed
oh sheet
사랑 BTS armyyyyyyyyyy
lol xD best joke
YESSS MY PEEEPPSS
I knew that from a meme with jin in it
사랑 BTS heya nice one
Wife: How would you describe me?
Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: What does that mean?
Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous and hot.
Wife: Aw, thank you. But what does IJK mean?
Husband: I'm just kidding!
Damn
Oohh
Duh
And I oop
Bruh
I didnt know why the ball kept getting bigger
then it hit me
ROFOLOLOL😂😂
8:03 His malfunctioned laugh reminds me of Kawhi Leonard when he says that he is a fun guy
There was a boy who wanted to learn the alphabet so he told his teacher he's going to learn it and she said okay! He went hope and asked his dad "what's the first letter of the alphabet?" His dad who was watching TV replied "shut up!" so he then went to his mother and asked "what is the second letter of the alphabet?" his mum who hadn't heard him said "yes?" then he went on his sister and asked her "what's the third letter of the alphabet?" his sister was singing " I'm Michael Jackson! I'm Michael Jackson!" he then went to his brother and asked him "what's the fourth letter of the alphabet?" his brother was playing with his toys and said "in my vroom vroom car!"
So the next day the boy who wanted to impress his teacher said "I've learnt the alphabet!" the teacher said "go on then!" to which he replied "shut up!"
the angry teacher said "double detention for you!!"
"yes!" the boy carried on
"who do you think you are?" the teacher asked
"I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson! "
The fuming teacher said " how do you think you're going to get away with this?"
the boy said "in my vroom vroom car!!"
TheQuakeOnEarth t
OMFG IMMA DIE! XD
TheQuakeOnEarth t haha
Poppy Smith SUPERXARLIN BROTHERS OMG YESSSSS
TheQuakeOnEarth t I actually cried out laughing at this im so lame
TheQuakeOnEarth lol
Anyone else pause the video and look at the comments instead
Brandon Brown yep
Yea
yeah
got bored and looked if anyone else thought they were trying to act funny
Brandon Brown yes, that guy also reminds me that I'm a great comedian 🤣
Brandon Brown me
The feeling when you start to laugh before you tell the joke
Tip: don’t be the first to laugh at your own joke after saying it.
Lol
I bet you were laughing while you wrote that.
I cant help it tho!
If you stab a man during an argument will he finally get the point?
HardcoreGames 74 sexist
ItzSB ?
ItzSB ok......???
HardcoreGames 74 your a genius
Luke Cheyne Thanks. :)
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop
Omg, my dad tell that joke all the time!
+Shannon Briggs i see you everywhere
omg like
that's stereotyping
offensive
17 got me laughing as I immediately imagined Mike Tyson asking me
What is an eggs favorite emotion?
Eggcitement
Me:will you remember me in a minute
person:yes
me:will you remember me in an hour?
person:yes
me:will you remember me in a year?
person:yes
me:knock knock
person:who's there?
me:GOD DAMIT YOU FORGOT ME
Isla McDonald I have funny jokes
Isla McDonald I KNOW THAT JOKE 😂😂😂
Isla McDonald Okay that was good.
I love how everyone's laugh is funnier then there joke 😂
I like how the 63 people who liked this and many more who came across it didn’t correct you.
Omg “funnier” lmao 😂
Does anybody Remember the My ex wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER Shout out to you gravity falls fans
True😂😂😂
* their
Number 16, is the only one that got me.
Also, the pirate joke "I'm 80!' Got me
Mike: lets do a freeze frame!!
Also Mike: dammit *falls on his face
There was a boy wh put a hand up in class
Teacher: yes johnny
Student: can I go to the toilet
Teacher: after you sing the alphabet
Student: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
Teacher: good johnny but you missed the p where is it
Student: running down my leg
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley Fan Winny Geasly
I get that but dont get that
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley Fan I know that one from 2nd grade
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley Fan lol
Mr.Donuts BOIZ because there is no p in the alphabet when the boy is reciting it. If you also didn't know there is something that everybody does, called peeing. P and pee sound the same. So if you use common sense and put them together. The p is missing from the alphabet and the pee is dripping down his leg.
why did a bank robber have a bath????
he wanted to have a clean getaway
pizzagamer 888 no .. that's so horrible why I'm laughing 😂
pizzagamer 888 lol
who let the 🐕 out not me im about to eat my dog my
hotdog
Kodiie Banks that was so bad you should be ashamed
Evan Lafitte, its just a joke
Why did Sally fall of the swing?
She had no arms
Knock knock
Who’s there
Not Sally
😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Joseph Izzo what?
Knock knock
Who’s there
Sally
How if her arms fell off
She used her knee
two cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"
Gold lol
Lol
did you know 4/3 of people don't understand math jokes?
GizmoGaming lol
Is the joke, 3/4?
Gaming ON I think they mean 1 1/3
GizmoGaming Nice!
GizmoGaming did you know that 4/3 people already know this joke already?
Why did the cowboy want to die with his boots on? He didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket.
Karen Bressler I have funny jokes
Good God...lol
Karen Bressler what did the cow say when he jumped off a cliff
cowabunga i won't milk the cow jokes that would be udderly ridiculous
ella2000xx no that was a punny joke
What do you call an M&M that went to college?
A smarty!
The only I am laughing is Tristan's reactions XD
I laugh so hard at this video it accidentally made me hit my head with a coke can
Its alright though, its a soft drink
**Cries in the corner**
This is so funny!!! I wish it had more likes.,
got me
🙈
😆😆😆😆 awww!
I get this joke but not funny
There was once a happy family of cows. One day one of the kid cows asked the moomy (haha) cow how she got her name. "Mommy, why is my name Rose?". The mommy cow responded, "Because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head". The next day a different kid cow asked the mommy cow how she got her name. "Mommy, why is my name Violet?". The mommy cow responded, "Because when you were born a violet petal fell on your head". A second later, another kid cow says, "AFJKHSDGUQOTUHSDOGIHSEGOIHEG". The mommy cow responded, "Shut up, cinderblock!".
excal ibert2222222 Cough* skydoeeeezznutts
what the heck is skydoeeeezznutts lol
excal ibert2222222 dad, why is my sister named rose? Dad: because your mother loves roses. Son: thanks dad! Dad: no problem minecraft pocket edition
lol
excal ibert2222222 *cough cough* unoriginal *cough cough*
I don't know about jokes but the way he is laughing makes me laugh
😂😂
What did DIO said when Giorno was severely injured?
He said "MY SON! I WAS *WRYYYYYYY'd* ABOUT YOU"
Q: If abraham lincoln was alive right now, what would he do?
A: Scratch at the top of his coffin.
Q: Why did the Elephant paint his toes?
A: So he could hide in a bag of skittles. Have you ever *seen* an elephant in a bag of skittles?
Bert: No.
A: So you see how well it works.
Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree.
A: Cuz he's dead
your welcome, sorry not sorry
*clap* *clap* *clap*
XD Good Ones!
Princess Know It All Thanks.
I forgot to add this one. What was the last thing that went through it's mind when it got hit by a car?
It's butt.
You're*
+Fooman530 Say wut.
What did the Lesbian vampire say to the other Lesbian vampire?
I'll see you next month
Why do i watch scary videos on the toilet?
Because it scares the shit out of me
Superior good one
🤮
Thats not how pooping works
This is corny
@@kennianp.santiago3919 this was 2 years ago.
Child: mummy how long is the flight
Mummy: you know what they say, time flies when your on a plane...
*plane crashes
I love these two lol They always have a good time and the entertainment comes naturally. I'll never not watch this channel!
Agreed!! I want more of them together 😄
I have 6 mouths, 3 noses, 7 eyes, and 1 eyebrows. What am I?
Ugly.
Got that from dude perfect didn't you
I have 1 mouth,1 nose,2 eyes and 2 eyebrowes and
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I am still ugly
Any Good Name Ideas? 69 you said "1 eyebrows"
grammer much?
Xambie X7
Cause you've never done a typo...
Any Good Name Ideas? 69 that is true.
what did the a policeman say to his belly ????
YOUR UNDER A VEST! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
lol
You're
I like this one
Having friends can sometimes be painful. Specifically if they smack you upside the head
Or borrow money and not pay back.
It is SOOO much fun watching you two together. You guys must be a blast to hang out with.
Why schouldn't you fart in an Apple Store?
because they don't have windows XD
I"M DONE
Lol i had to re read it 3 times!!
Hahaha
TheWKDlover lmao
Hahahaha
I have a funny joke....
My Grades
*Laughs and likes his own comment*
True Doge Lord I respect you
T
True Doge Lor
👏👏
My life
I only got the " her aim is getting better" joke after watching this. And I'm *ca-ching* my breath.
3:43 so are we not gonna talk about that super realistic meow
I appear to be the only person to find this hilarious...
Either other people don't have a sense of humor, or I don't have a life.
I thought some of the jokes were funny but not the banter.
it was so funny
i also think it was funny
I thought it was funny too. Some of the talking brought it down, but the majority of these were good.
It's like my 5th time watching this
Why did the window washer skip a day?
Because it was September 11th
ByronTheLitOne 😐
ByronTheLitOne damn that's lit af
ByronTheLitOne oh golly....
SkidTrac sorry
ByronTheLitOne that's deep man
What do you call a short psychic running from the law?
A small medium at large
😂😂😂😂😂
I'll see myself out.....
👇👍
Let me escort you out!!!😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂
I can't wait to become a dad and annoy my family with these.
Your material is weak.
I called my mom to ask her "Whats your favorite joke?"
She said "You, son!"
Not funnier than them
Mean :(
what I if told you
you that read wrong
Shawn A. I give up one verything. You probably read that right
Shawn A. lol yes i did
Shawn A. I didn't fall for that
Shawn A. ha I got it didn't fool me this time
Shawn A. You totally got me there
Dude play a drinking game everytime he leaves take a shot 😆
A student always pronounced the 'H' in the words 'honest' and 'hour'.
So, his teacher corrected him and she told him that the 'H' remains silent.
One day, the teacher asked the student to heat her coffee because she was busy with some work. When she came back, she didn't find any coffee and when she asked the student, he replied
"Didn't you ask me to (h)eat it?
Why did my pc say hello?
Because it's A - DELL
I LAUGHED IDK WHY
Trouble - Agario pretty funny actually 😂
Thank you :D
Annie love kats not really
Trouble - Agario 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂 omg I need to show this to my mom yeeeeesaaa!!!! XD
What happened when Batman and Robin got run over by a steam roller?
They became Flatman and Ribbon.
I can't stop thinking of Jojo when I saw the word steamroller
@@humanbeing8676 gojo saturn
@@humanbeing8676 STEAM ROLLER DA! **Proceeds to kill jotaro with steam roller**
everyone: makes jokes.
Me: just dances funny
I got my parents with #13. But it was an antelope (cuz I live in Wyoming lol) they both fell for it pretty hard. I randomly ask them if they've found any jumping houses, or if the antelope have competition lol they hate it, but I love it cuz I'm usually a terrible joke teller lol
Did you hear about that movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.
IceyStarLight Gaming are you SHORE about that?
LMAO
Jedikiah lol that got me
Jedikiah That would of gotten me but I heard it a really long time ago
Son: mom you are so bad at making jokes
mom: but I made you!
Lissia Ientz lel I've heard it b4 tho
Lissia Ientz that's kind dark
then the dad comes in and says: oh! so I make jokes too
Lissia Ientz damn
Lissia Ientz lol
Some of these were just so simple that they were so funny😂
The one that's telling the jokes first is the best dad jokes I'm laughedso hard
Why am I watching this?
Cause you're awesome. ~Mike
+list25 are you two brothers?
We aren't brothers, no. ~Mike
Are you lovers?
+list25 'when poison expires does it become more poisonous or less poisonous?'
What's a Car's revenge called?
*Car-ma*
That joke really drove me crazy
Why doesn't a squirrel own a car?
It'll drive people nuts.
Why did the Kool-aid Man almost pass out?
He was half-drunk.
I can already tell mike had fun doing this
Mike is a joke?
You had fun slapping him didn't you Tristan?
+Tristan@List25 The Video Guy yes he is lovely.
+Tristan@List25 The Video Guy Mike seems like a generally fun and upbeat person to be around! I'm jealous you get to experience it so often
yea he had lots of fun and lots of "good" jokes
Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
Why?
Because their horns don't work
lol play on words xD. Bulls have tho sooo... but crafty
I think we've milked this one enough for one thread. If I'm wrong, though, it's my Miss Steak. :)
U got it from a joke book
Lol. Took me a second...
Eduardo Parreira what?
What do you call a lost wolf?
A Where-wolf
😂😂😂
👏👏👏
I giggled at this one
Why don't most lakes dry?
Because it doesn't have a towel😂
So I dont dry bc ma last name is LAKE XD
Why did the duck cross the road
To prove he wasn't chicken.
Harjinder Singh nice.
Columbo. Duh. Huh
@@jamescolumbia6598 r/woooosh
did I misuse it ;-;
My goodness that joke was “quacking” me up
When i get naked in the bathroom...
The shower usually gets turned on.
That was on their pun video
Usually??
@@okaden1015 As shit, this man doesn't bath.
🙈😂😂🤣 I laughed way too hard. Thank you
You should hire a investment for your wife’s condoms
the last two were absolutely legendary. but the other 23 were just basic/good
“My ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better!”
“Her aim is getting better!”
“Her aim is getting better!”
thank God for the comments section its the funniest part of this page
Mark h2391 facts😂
So true!
i like the peter pan joke... it never grows old.
Hahaha I get it lol 😂
enton. *Sigh*
Guys I have a joke
Me : This is a joke about water
Friend : what what is it?
Me : No it’s to TEAR-able
How could u reveal me like that!? I DONT FOLLOW DIRECTION LOL 😂
A dyslexic man walks into a bar
*dyslexic man*: Hey man.
*bartender*: what have you been doing lately?
*dyslexic man*: Oh I've been selling souls.
*bartender*: Oh really? To who?
*dyslexic man*: To Santa.
Robert Harington on one of my Christmas presents it said from Satan.
What was it?
Robert Harington i dont git it
Statue Teeth TV santa = satan
Hayley Lavallee whyd it have to be a dyslexic man
wanna hear a pizza joke?
sorry
cant tell you it's too chessy.
why do I laugh at these things. but that was really good
I'd laugh if this was original....
I was going to tell a pencil joke! But what's the point?
haha
+Ender Pearlz8000 THE POINT IS THE POINTY PART.
Me going to sleep:
Yt: wanna see some jokes?
Me: eehhh sure why not
Him-Laughing to that jokes.
Me-Crying😭😭