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Tim is the best, so underrated and it’s too bad because his style and type of humor is exactly what this country needs right now. If he had more exposure he would blow the F up!!
Cause he’s smart and has a unique sense of dark/sarcastic sense of humor. Love him. When he said that barely any women watch his show I was like “WHAT?!?” WE ARE HERE AND LOVE YOUR CONTENT.
"I'm really excited about the amount of people who are outting themselves as problematic....PUT.HER.IN.JAIL!!!" Best rant of the month, I am in stitches 🤣😂🤣🙌
Her family too! I'm sick of this idea that when someone makes a mistake, only they should be held accountable. Everyone that helped shape who that person is, should suffer the consequences!
Ya damn right! Parents, grandparents, brothers, sisters, kids - wipe the whole damn bloodline off the planet! Gotta tear that white privilege out at the roots!
"For too long I've sat on the sidelines while cartoonists have destroyed the fabric of American society." How can you even think such a thing, let alone say it, without breaking into hysterical laughter. TD is the best.
Black people should be played by Asian people. Asian people need to be played by Latino people. Latino people should be played by Indian people. White people should be played by Golden Retrievers.
I am totally in shock after this revelation! Can somebody pls hold my hand tonight or at least say a little prayer?(don't waste much time and effort because i am fat and ugly and live in a poor village in Lappland, FIN).
Plus seeing Tim's facial expressions and seeing his interactions with Ben. Tim just gets bitchy about the whole, his viewers wanting video, thing. Audio is ok. But video is way better. It enhances the listening experience.
By Slate's woke standard they need to hire a half black half Jewish woman (the rarest kind), that's also an actor, that's also comedic, that's also within vocal range of a child. Sounds super simple.
@@mammadyousefi8627 Not even, there is one person who fits all of those boxes (Hadish) but her career is too hot to do a semi-popular cartoon on Netflix. Hence the line "sounds super simple" to find a replacement. The character being recast is a huge nerd and Hadish only does her one zany black chick character so she wouldn't even work as replacement even if she would do the show, which she wouldn't. Whoopi Goldberg is close but her voice is too low and gruff to play a child. There is not a single person that can live up to State's standard and also play the caracter correctly, or no one that comes to minds immediately.
This is so so so important!! 2:30 (how serious and composed he keeps his face is absolutely priceless) true comedy! I can’t stop laughing, literally 5th time watching this!
I hope 10 years from now, Tim will release the uncut versions of his podcasts... i bet they cut some amazing hilarious bits & rants to prevent getting canceled on youtube. 10 years from now Tim Dillon will be a comedy legend!
Not Joey Diaz who always says tremendous? Trying to jack a word, from a comedian, in a comment section, where the viewers watch comedy... kinda weird. Some people.
@@talibanchristian When you invest in Sinaloa you buy their protection so shit like that doesn't happen like that to your cousin. It's like Mexican Life insurance.
He’s so underrated. There are a lot of great comedians right now, but he consistently cracks me up unlike any other. Super smart and super funny with a pretty dark and unique sense of humor. New favorite comic right now. Thanks Joe Rogan for introducing me to this greatness! And Tim you have a lot of female fans as much as you think it’s mostly men.
Ben deserves a lot of credit for holding it together as well as he does. I’d ruin this podcast with my annoying ass laugh, if I was his producer. Tim’s perspective & sense of humor has been so great, throughout all of this insanity. I look forward to seeing him live, whenever he’s able to do a proper tour again.
@Mike Knight her special looked like the same level of physical comedy Charlie Chaplin did 100 years ago, but big mouth is funny she just voices a character Nick kroll let's the show get wild
Apart from George Carlin, Tim Dillon is one of the funniest people ever utter to a sound. I have pretty bad ocd that really makes me uncomfortable/anxious, but watching tim just be tim is like an hour with my therapist which is excruciatingly expensive, but laughing at this video is free, and I like that, a lot. I'll take a free laugh from tim any day vs a whole in my wallet just to smile. Thank You Tim Dillon, take this comment as you may, but know you're helping the mental health community despite how much you tease your mother, which of course is part of your act, and is why I love you. You get me laughing at myself and that's all anyone can ask for, especially in this fucked up alien war were in: The invisible monster vs death vs equality vs cops vs EVERYONE, and I say fuck all the shit. GO TIM DILLON. peace bitches.
She evaporated black people 😮😮. Everything about tim is great the hand movements during this made me laugh just as much as anything else. Mans a legend
Lmao at the fuct advert - irritated that it’s half polyester, that there’s no promo codes, that it’s made in Honduras hahaha… and they still sponsor him! LOL gold
Hey Tim and crew, I hope you are all well as we go through this inflection point. You're all awesome and i have much love for the work you do! I'm going to become a father early 2021. People like you help keep my attention focused on the right things, and what I need to do for myself and those around me.
#1 podcast of all time, no question about it... it's all i look forward to on youtube anymore, seen every vid, I wish for patreon to be a bit more advanced with their app & have video, but you cant beat $5 a month to at least hear something new from the greatest comic alive!
As a fellow LI'er whose also been kicked out of Churchill's multiple times, im so glad to see you getting the recognition you deserve after so long in the comedy game, youre the man homie.
Man, I'm LOVING this one. It's time to call out the utter insanity. I'm tired of watching rich white people (or the sons and daughters of rich white people) flay themselves about nothing because they think that it makes them look like GREAT PEOPLE.
Hey Tim! Love your stuff, one of the funniest and honest comics out there right now. I do listen to a lot of your podcasts and im curious why you dont have guests? You got some friends/connections now in the industry and i would love to have you bounce your ideas/bits off another comic. Your co-caster is okay, but i mean he's mainly silent or he laughs away from the mic a couple of times of your amazing rants. Anyway, keep up the awesome work. Love from Norway
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I killed Epstien
Anonymous blows my mind when comics incessantly reference turning down fan ideas and fans still do it. Lol. Just let Tim do what he does lol
Everything on fuct.com is sold out, Tim underestimates his hypebeast follwing.
Lets hope this Yellowface cultural appropriation you admitted to doesn't hit maintstream
@Anonymous can you retype that... Broken English no good
I had my buddy listen to Tim and he didn't get the humor. Later found out he's a mossad agent and also Ghislaine Maxwell's PR manager.
@ElementalMaker how do I keep finding you on my favorite podcasts?! Keep up the good work
@@spencermanyet5336 I'm a Tim Dillon fanatic 😁
@@ElementalMaker oh really? How many ridge wallets have you bought. 20? 50? 100?
@@spencermanyet5336 my whole channel is just a Ridge wallet laundering operation for Tim.
GOD DAMN HIM
Anyone watching this after Ben left trying to remember the golden days? I wish him well
I heard the show fell off recently
@CatnamedMittens nah the new episode with the 23 year old who looks 8 was pretty good
We wish him well
I am.
@@CatnamedMittens I also have a cat named mittens, I didn’t name her
This opening is Tim Dillon on god mode
#Brilliant⭐️
While we're living in 2020, he's living in 2040.
@@potatoburgler1 He's a brilliant satirist. He'll be in the books
😂🤣😂
He’s the best when he just goes off, lol.
"You don't get a gender anymore. You're a planet."
Brilliant.
Tim is the best, so underrated and it’s too bad because his style and type of humor is exactly what this country needs right now. If he had more exposure he would blow the F up!!
They’ll try and shut him down. Sad
The world needs it
He gets huge views for a comedy podcast. Arguably one of the biggest.
Well... some spaces are starting to free up
he’s not under rated just because you just discovered him
Tim's ad reads are better than most podcasts' actual content.
This is a fact. We need compilations just of his ads
agreed, they're the only ones I actually listen to
A HUNDRED PERCENT.
Tim should do an all ad episode, an all episode series… a patron exclusive ad.. He’ll make more money and we’ll love it.
Fresh approach. Disruptive advertising rocking the boring establishment.
Jenny Slate also voiced a deceptive sheep in Zootopia. sheep should be calling her out soon for animal appropriation.
Her grandfather was married to a sheep so she was able to justify it
Was it a black sheep? I've heard that many celebs have been accused of black sheep face lately.
john doe we must battle
Perfect. Sheep, not for jumping on the wagon and calling out her so obvious white supremacy but for voicing the white, and black sheep
Yiff
Tim needed 2 legal notepads so that he could write down absolutely nothing.
Those are his notes for the show...
fake business at its finest
My daily life
It's called fake legal. A more risky exciting fake business.
"I am Tim Dillon the only comedian left in LA" pure gold.
And he’s right
Didy2112 iConcur😷
The only comedian left with any integrity.
The only comedian left
*not in jail for sexual misconduct
Is Tim Dillion the only gay comic to not have their whole act based around the gay ? Yes he is and is a funny guy.
I only think I’ve heard him actually say he’s gay like once & made like one gay joke
Thats because hes not a hack 😂😂
Because he IS funny he doesnt have to.
@@leorickt.9604 I agree playa
Cause he’s smart and has a unique sense of dark/sarcastic sense of humor. Love him. When he said that barely any women watch his show I was like “WHAT?!?” WE ARE HERE AND LOVE YOUR CONTENT.
I'm commenting to boost the standing of this content in the algorithm
Honest work. :)
I support you
Good work Son
based and redpilled
We're with you brother
"I'm really excited about the amount of people who are outting themselves as problematic....PUT.HER.IN.JAIL!!!" Best rant of the month, I am in stitches 🤣😂🤣🙌
Pure gold
Her family too! I'm sick of this idea that when someone makes a mistake, only they should be held accountable. Everyone that helped shape who that person is, should suffer the consequences!
Ya damn right! Parents, grandparents, brothers, sisters, kids - wipe the whole damn bloodline off the planet! Gotta tear that white privilege out at the roots!
Uhm... That's totally not a slippery slope
Are you being serious right now?🤔
My bad! I’m drunk and stupid! Lol my man
@@christopherconicella4285 Well, now you gotta go too!
"For too long I've sat on the sidelines while cartoonists have destroyed the fabric of American society."
How can you even think such a thing, let alone say it, without breaking into hysterical laughter. TD is the best.
When Tim Dillon yells he is just like Alex Jones when he yells. Talented. Life in the big city.
It would be great to see him do a short scetch as alex jones
When he said he thought we were all spending our money on opiates, it hit me so hard in the feels I stained my pants with the tinfoil.
The industrial base of the country is over
ITS A KNIFE FIGHT
Life in the big city! Lol
The single longest ad I’ve ever heard, just keeps repeating “FUCKD GO TO IT” 😂
Black people should be played by Asian people. Asian people need to be played by Latino people. Latino people should be played by Indian people. White people should be played by Golden Retrievers.
Funny twist there
WOOF!
Ruff ruff
Big friccen factuals my guy
I always wondered why I like putting the newspaper in my mouth
Puts the sponsor's hat on "I really wanna die."
Now that's how you keep a sponsor!
She also wrote her apology with WHITE letters on top of a BLACK background. Seems a bit supremacist to me
Silas Ash coming forward with this revelation is so stunning and brave. Thank you for being an ally.
Clearly a subliminal message of white supremacy. I’m terrified
I am totally in shock after this revelation! Can somebody pls hold my hand tonight or at least say a little prayer?(don't waste much time and effort because i am fat and ugly and live in a poor village in Lappland, FIN).
Ben's face while losing it around 10:15 is why we need the video feed.
Plus seeing Tim's facial expressions and seeing his interactions with Ben. Tim just gets bitchy about the whole, his viewers wanting video, thing. Audio is ok. But video is way better. It enhances the listening experience.
Ben quietly cackling. The best
He represents us all
Not so quietly
Hahaha how can he sit there with a straight face
@@boglot big time over-laugher
The worst. You might come here to watch a leprous hetero square, but I come here to consume quality content & comedy.
Absolutely priceless when Tim puts on the Fuct hat in the middle of the ad read and just flatly says, *"I want to die"*
Tim “I’m doing a blackface tour in China” Dillon
The Green Mountain Originals sub prime loans for everyone.
By Slate's woke standard they need to hire a half black half Jewish woman (the rarest kind), that's also an actor, that's also comedic, that's also within vocal range of a child. Sounds super simple.
You mean tiffany haddish?
BRING IN LENNY KRAVITZ
Eric Andre ftw
@@mammadyousefi8627
Not even, there is one person who fits all of those boxes (Hadish) but her career is too hot to do a semi-popular cartoon on Netflix. Hence the line "sounds super simple" to find a replacement. The character being recast is a huge nerd and Hadish only does her one zany black chick character so she wouldn't even work as replacement even if she would do the show, which she wouldn't.
Whoopi Goldberg is close but her voice is too low and gruff to play a child. There is not a single person that can live up to State's standard and also play the caracter correctly, or no one that comes to minds immediately.
@canucksfan94
That's a good one. She fits all the boxes for sure. But she's about as black as Obama.
It's all over. At least we have our Ridge wallets
Tim did say ot could be used as a wealon! Lol i need to get me one
Damn I never bought one but boy I wish I did
You know the saying: "dont bring a ridge wallet to a knife fight! "
And Blue Chew. Apocalyptic bonertime.
They'll have to pry my ridge wallet that I used the code TIM to purchase from my cold, dead hands
Tim’s podcasts are the hardest I’ve laughed in years, yes, i lead a lackluster life. regardless, he’s hilarious.
Tim Dillon, the Walter Cronkite of The Apocalypse
Dude...yep.
nailed it! on the head
Life in the big city...and that's the way it is.
theotherkangaroo it’s a real knife fight out here folks
More like Andy Rooney
"I don't want to be this way, but I am."
Brilliant.
The repeat was a chefs kiss
Tim is the hilarious voice of reason.
I love this show. Tim just raging and saying the most blasphemous things and his producer constantly face in hands laughing. I love it
I am a reservist, we just received orders to deploy, Jenny Slate must be stopped.
She's also been accused of stolen valor
The industrial base of the country is over
🤣
@ThatMovieGuy Does The Small Screen hahaha I'm sure he isn't
God speed!
This is so so so important!! 2:30 (how serious and composed he keeps his face is absolutely priceless) true comedy! I can’t stop laughing, literally 5th time watching this!
Best show in all the land. Be safe, folks. It's a knife fight out there.
best program in the big city
@@Derek_Keenan do you understand?
@@centurionl understand what?
"You don't get a gender when you're a trillionaire you don't get a gender anymore you're a planet"
It’s only a matter of time before polo becomes a sponsor
Haha, tim loves Ralph Lauren. All he wears.
That would be dope
They already disavowed Tim. 😓
This track has a Polo shout.
😁
th-cam.com/video/WmDmKIUvvVs/w-d-xo.html
BURN THE WHOLE THING DOWN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 BURN IT AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
You can see within the first 60 seconds the exact moment where Ben realizes "Ah shit here he goes 😆"
Tim Dillon is literally the only person who does funny as fuck ads. That Fuct bit had me dying.
So does come town
I hope 10 years from now, Tim will release the uncut versions of his podcasts... i bet they cut some amazing hilarious bits & rants to prevent getting canceled on youtube. 10 years from now Tim Dillon will be a comedy legend!
Either that or he will be in a re-education camp, depending who wins the culture war. It's not looking good so far...
“If you met Jeffree Starr your reaction would be… what?” 😂😂
Nobody makes me laugh like Tim. Tremendous stuff!
Timendous!
Not Joey Diaz who always says tremendous? Trying to jack a word, from a comedian, in a comment section, where the viewers watch comedy... kinda weird. Some people.
Brendon Fraser I bet you know everything about podcasts
Brendon Fraser thanks you for looking out for me man. I appreciate it. Have a tremendous day brother 👊
Cameron thanks for having my back brother! Respect man 👊
Jesus, the intro had me in tears.
Tell em Tim! Expose each and every one of these bad actors! Lock em up 🔒!!!
I can’t believe you really got the sinaloa cartel as a sponsor, I know I will be buying!
The Sinaloa cartel murdered my cousin so I was hesitant to buy their products, but you can't beat the quality.
@@talibanchristian When you invest in Sinaloa you buy their protection so shit like that doesn't happen like that to your cousin. It's like Mexican Life insurance.
I need Tim Dillion every day! Do it every day, you could so easily do it, you're too good at this!!!!!!
This is PURE GOLD. I laughed waaaay to hard in the beginning.
The first 6’ are Oscar winning monologue (when awards meant something, anyways)
PURE GOLD!
He’s so underrated. There are a lot of great comedians right now, but he consistently cracks me up unlike any other. Super smart and super funny with a pretty dark and unique sense of humor. New favorite comic right now. Thanks Joe Rogan for introducing me to this greatness! And Tim you have a lot of female fans as much as you think it’s mostly men.
Ben deserves a lot of credit for holding it together as well as he does. I’d ruin this podcast with my annoying ass laugh, if I was his producer. Tim’s perspective & sense of humor has been so great, throughout all of this insanity. I look forward to seeing him live, whenever he’s able to do a proper tour again.
This is legit my 11th tym listening to this episode since it was posted LMFAO... I can't seem to get enough of it!?
John Roberts, and Dan Mintz need to be put in prison for voicing female characters on Bob's Burgers.
Lock her up!
RIGHT TO JAIL!
Forget prison. Send them right to the military 🤣🤣🤣
Lose their freedom. They are betraying women's rights
GODDAMN THEM!!!!
“ I really wanna die “ Tim Dillon is literally the funniest comedian in the world
How did Netflix allow that Jenny Slate situation to carry on for as long as it did?
I know i am so shocked. Netflix should delete itself and donate all its money to PoC immediately
@Mike Knight her special looked like the same level of physical comedy Charlie Chaplin did 100 years ago, but big mouth is funny she just voices a character Nick kroll let's the show get wild
Netflix doesn't care until someone raises their hand.
Apart from George Carlin, Tim Dillon is one of the funniest people ever utter to a sound. I have pretty bad ocd that really makes me uncomfortable/anxious, but watching tim just be tim is like an hour with my therapist which is excruciatingly expensive, but laughing at this video is free, and I like that, a lot. I'll take a free laugh from tim any day vs a whole in my wallet just to smile. Thank You Tim Dillon, take this comment as you may, but know you're helping the mental health community despite how much you tease your mother, which of course is part of your act, and is why I love you. You get me laughing at myself and that's all anyone can ask for, especially in this fucked up alien war were in: The invisible monster vs death vs equality vs cops vs EVERYONE, and I say fuck all the shit. GO TIM DILLON. peace bitches.
7 minutes in and it’s already a stunning estate. #Death4JennySlate
Is it me or towards da end it's not in sync?? Video and audio? Yes or yes
Tim is the voice of reason who keeps me sane with these weekly gifts he drops on us. Thank you Tim
She evaporated black people 😮😮. Everything about tim is great the hand movements during this made me laugh just as much as anything else. Mans a legend
Lol at Ben trying not to laugh when Tim starts ripping his own sponsors
Lmao at the fuct advert - irritated that it’s half polyester, that there’s no promo codes, that it’s made in Honduras hahaha… and they still sponsor him! LOL gold
Hey Tim and crew, I hope you are all well as we go through this inflection point. You're all awesome and i have much love for the work you do!
I'm going to become a father early 2021. People like you help keep my attention focused on the right things, and what I need to do for myself and those around me.
"DON'T make a face!...What have Polynesians done for you??" peak Tim comedy
Best part of the show is watching the sound guy twitch and shift in his seat the entire time. Keeps things fresh
#1 podcast of all time, no question about it... it's all i look forward to on youtube anymore, seen every vid, I wish for patreon to be a bit more advanced with their app & have video, but you cant beat $5 a month to at least hear something new from the greatest comic alive!
I am crying in my room alone but i never thought it would have been Tim who forced ut upon me 😂😂😭🤣
I don’t know what futuristic Ray gun she used to erase a black person
😂😂😂😂😂
The episode that caused the secret service to take a keen eyed interest in one Mr Tim Dillon!
Every week is a new banger keep it going Tim Dillon and Ben you guys are my all-time favorites endless laughter on Sundays or Saturday nights 💪😁
Slate also portrayed a clam in her animated series! Is she going to apologize to all the erasure of clams jobs she stole from!?!?
Imgain all out of work clams! Lol
I am guilty of clam face.😓
@Goodim Glad a blue fish at that!!!
That fuct ad was funnier than any other current comedians act
I think I overdosed on Blue Chew.
This is the best Tim Dillon Podcast in my very humble opinion. Almost every one of his episodes are gold, but this one is different.
It’s 3 am now for me, I’m munching out on beef jerky while listening to this. This is privilege
cool way to say you're rich, eating beef jerky and all
Tim Dillon is the most important comedian of this moment in history
Tim is the only comedian in 2020 who could pull off blackface.
Next episode: Tim , Ben and a guest....all in blackface, the guest is Chris d'elia, not once does he address the allegations.
So a white kid decides that now lmao
BURN THE WHOLE THING DOWN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 BURN IT AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I am a truly upset person
And will enlist for the good of the country
James Earl Jones voiced Darth Vader in Star Wars - a white guy. I’m waiting for my apology.
The FUCT ad was great
As a fellow LI'er whose also been kicked out of Churchill's multiple times, im so glad to see you getting the recognition you deserve after so long in the comedy game, youre the man homie.
"Jeffrey Star owns Saturn!" Im dying lmao!!!
Tim Dillon is literally the only Podcaster that makes me forget I'm listening to ads
The Limbaugh version of Tim came to this recording.
Tims humor is classic and brilliant! My new favorite show and I’m binging watching him now!
So glad I found this podcast to vocalise the end of the world for me.
Tim is The Best Thing In The World right now. goddamn. the funniest. holy shit. GOD BLESS YOU YOUNG MAN, LONG MAY YOU PLAY!
Man, I'm LOVING this one. It's time to call out the utter insanity.
I'm tired of watching rich white people (or the sons and daughters of rich white people) flay themselves about nothing because they think that it makes them look like GREAT PEOPLE.
The only comedian that actually makes me laugh. Love this guy!
Going more woke is the best advice to beat this thing.
32:35 has to be one of the most savage burns I have ever heard on a podcast
Ben going into epileptic laughing fits, is the best.
I love how this is Tim just having a full on rant with himself. 5 mins in and I’m like here he gowwww
Best part of Saturday night is the Tim Dillon show!!
Things will change, other comedians will come along. But right now, he is the best.
If Tim's jewelry business ever goes under...he could really put together a great podcast.
My father just dug up an ancient Indian burial ground in the Andes looking for oil. To the Andes mtns community we wish them well. Happy pride month.
‘Ellen wants to smell the burning flesh’.
Hey Tim! Love your stuff, one of the funniest and honest comics out there right now. I do listen to a lot of your podcasts and im curious why you dont have guests? You got some friends/connections now in the industry and i would love to have you bounce your ideas/bits off another comic. Your co-caster is okay, but i mean he's mainly silent or he laughs away from the mic a couple of times of your amazing rants.
Anyway, keep up the awesome work. Love from Norway
Tim is in a cocoon and will complete the full transformation into Alex Jones when Coronavirus is over
God willing
I hope so. Once he sheds his L.A comedian friends his final form will be complete.
@LowKeyLivin he was i think like last year or something
Tim Dillion is trying to gain a syndication spot on banned.video
@Django Fett he's very similar to Alex, what are you talking about?
The BEST show so far. Hands down. Thanks for the hour.
if they invent a time machine I'm taking everything dillon has done back in time and tell them he's a god
When Tim says "give it to me" as he stares down Ben during the fact ad read ahahah
“Security related activities” lmao
Kroll & Assoc 🤫...
Hilarious from the gates, with the Big Mouth bit. Tim is one of the funniest in the game right now.