The Negotiator | The Tim Dillon Show
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 มิ.ย. 2024
- Tim examines the writers strike from both sides, a struggling Bay Area grocery store, a new influencer in the Navy and why you should go to Yard House for your birthday.
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#TimGivesBack - ตลก
Tim is what happens when Alex Jones drinks the gay frog water
LMAOOOOOOOO
Atrazine. Shits terrible
How have we not noticed this
Hahaha
Alex is Alex when he drinks the gay frog water
“Check. Check. JEWS” 🤣 💀
Couldn't afford groceries so the only thing I'm digesting tonight is Tim Dillon's content.
See you at 2am when the squirts hit
Life in the big city
What you should have did was plant a bunch of fruit trees and get a bunch of chickens 10 years ago
Never digest tim on an empty stomach
😂I can relate to this wholeheartedly
Should make merch that says “Yes or Yes?”
it’s nice to see you here, man!
yes
Whoooahh my favorite scary story narrator watches Timmy D! 😮
I'm here for it
We wish them well
Tim I'm an Asian fan (japanese) and you wake up my inner American. Life in the big city
🥡🥠
You're worth a thousand of us.
@@briccs3830I think it's 🍙🍣🏯🗾
Same here too🍱🍜
1000 whites for 1 Asian fan. 😂😂😂
you know you’re doing good in life when you’re consciously waiting for the next Tim Dillon episode
Me fr
@@B1t3hih8u he just like me FR FR!
We wish you well
Get some help now before it's too late. Or get on drugs. Help me help you.
Ever since Friday am
Tim shitting on Ruth's Chris then spending the next 15 minutes talking about how great Yardhouse is is strikingly on brand. No one understands the subtle demographic differences of chain restaurants better than Tim. A modern Renaissance man, unrivaled.
Tim’s “Are You Garbage” appearance was a revelation for me. I’m one of those people who think that when food is good, it’s good, and when it’s bad, it’s still better than being hungry. Tim, on the other hand, discussed food with the breathlessness of a foodie… or an addict.
@@DeflatingAtheism - That was a great pod. I only just discovered Are You Garbage. The one with Tim was excellent
@@DeflatingAtheism Just listened and wow, no one else could take the question "now what do you think about cobbler?" and answer with an impassioned rant about qanon and crushed up oatmeal cookies simultaneously.
Highest highs and lowest lows
Comparable to none.
Tim is a low key genius and people think he’s just a funny guy lmao
He's not very low key with how smart he is. 😂
How smart can he be when he says “pretzel” like “prentzel”.
Just kidding I love this fag
He’s brilliant
@@BradVicious you're absolutely right, but it takes super DUPER smart people to realize it. Congratz my guy
@@jaymethodus3421 😂
“Yes, or yes?” Is a fucking genius and hilarious way to sum up a sales pitch I swear it gets me every time lmao 🤣
That Yardhouse rant painted the most accurate picture of what it means to be American today. I was dying! 😂
I was looking for this comment. I lost it when he described it as “foods you’ve heard of”
I lost it at "just keep driving" 🤣🤣🤣
@@senseiseagal8343 that's gold. Yard House - Foods You've Heard Of.
I love yard house ! 😂 I feel SEEN
Tim looks like a charter pilot who you drink and do blow with before jumping into his helicopter and flying to Atlantic City
I like how he said Disney, Hulu, and Fox. Which was basically saying Disney three times. Lol.
Remember when the Simpsons used to satirize Disney, and used to satirize Star Wars? Now they can’t do any of that, because Disney won’t allow them to attack their own brand!
@@DeflatingAtheism yeah, I get what you're saying, but Simpsons went downhill long before Disney owned it. We got to be honest about that. We always have the classics to go back to.
And Discovery.
Tim is slowly morphing into the new Alex Jones
That's not a bad thing
Good, but no he's not. Only to idiot leftists.
I was starting to think that.
Easy killers..
Slowly?😂
There is no one I trust more about restaurants in this country than Tim Dillon.
tim you did a phenomenal job playing the role of sand worm in 'Dune part2'
Lmao
Wait! Where do I get the screener?
The man is a martyr to the craft of acting - can you imagine the havoc the desert heat played with his beautiful complexion
Eeyy 👍
He also lost 50 pounds to play Baron Harkonnen
Its very fitting for the Navy to be promoted by Drag. They say 24 people go in those Submarines and 12 couples come out. This just helps the process run more smoothly
Of course Tim is a great debater. Legend has it he won a tournament at his local community college. Basically a living legend.
I heard that he wasn’t even enrolled there as well
He’s a master debater…
I believe he was a master debater 😏😆🙏
Not only was he not enrolled, he was literally just selling some subprime mortgages when he won the debate... And he closed the deal
"I'm not even talking to these hoes ted" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tim's dressed like he sells used atvs wrapped in camo
Tim hits his prime as society moves further away from its prime.
Life is good the old Tim Dillon is back like he never left
I loved Tim Dillon as the lead sandworm in the motion picture "Tremors". Some of his best work. 😘
You know he also did Jabba the Hutt
He's actually like 60 or whatever age you would have to be
He just moisturizes
@@BlazRa Hahaha!
@@BlazRaHey I know you from the Patreon! I'm the T-Rex with the Putin avatar.
When I watch modern television and movies, the first thing I think is "these people need to be paid more"
😂
I think animals in movies are grossly underpaid. 🐶 🐴
@@highvalue1195don’t discount the work Mr. Hands did for the on camera, animal community!
It's like saying when I consume other peoples work I'm like "these people need to be paid more". If you don't see that you're both getting screwed... might be too late when we realize.
@@UnknownDino Maybe give this comment a second attempt to make it coherent.
was this the best episode in a long time or do i just think that because i started drinking again
Timmy's opening words: "Check, check, Jews"
This is a gift that keeps giving. I have downloaded every episode and saved copies on multiple drives. Just in case.
Might be worth money someday
Keep a copy in the bunker
thank you for doing The Lords work.
It’s unreal how bad the situation is in the USA.
I went to Albania and everyone asked me if I was worried about safety. The capitol city was unbelievably safe and chill. No insane people shouting at the sky causing disturbances, no open drug use/addicts roaming around. The parks were clean and nice, not covered in homeless encampments.
This is a relatively poor country, but they don’t put up with that kind of shit. Society doesn’t allow it.
Just a totally different experience than a place like SF/Seattle/Portland.
Dude everywhere is bad. Same shit different smell. The world is going to crap.
@@xxxxxx89xxxx30naw, pretty sure politics here in the US is worse than anything outside of some third world warlord
The reason no one was there was because all the young men are crossing the channel on rubber dinghies to Britain.
@@catchbooker7257 Albanian here... yep, you're right. We would be eating each other alive if it wasn't for emigration .
@@UnknownDino illegal immigration. Can only hope they drown on the way.
first few seconds "jews" - im muslim an im sold thanks best show ever
Amazin
this is the way
i about died when those 2 kids said NATO's job was peace hahahaha
It's even funnier when you know the term NATO rounds.
So why is that Russia don't invade any NATO country? Huh? It's only going after non-NATO countries.
@@imemberberry omg I forgot!😂
Tim would make a great substitute teacher.
As a navy vet a gay E-nothing who moon lights as a drag queen with folsom prison blues playing in the background is the most accurate recruitment add Ive ever seen.
As if the navy needs to be anymore gay😂
The only true negotiator worthy of solving the Ukraine crisis
He’ll be like….Ukraine..cmon..cmon what we doing
More like milking Ukraine crisis....
Literally our last hope
a real hero
@@anti-emo4721 😊
Tim’s “Future so Bright gotta wear shades”😎
I have to comment again the yard house bit was amazing as well. This is a special we got today. Thankyou Tim.
Navy saw the budlight blowback and was like "hold my beer"
The Most Reliable News Source !
I'm all for more restaurant reviews, Tim gives great constructive criticism, honest take starts at 55:23.
this is the best opener to any podcast ever and this includes all his previous episodes.
Pay should be based on the rotten tomatoes audience score
Sounds like Idiocracy. "OUCH! MY BALLS!!!" will be the #1 show.
@@josef2012 if it was a show about getting your balls removed the critics would give it a 100%
I'm a normal working class guy and nobody in real life cares about TV shows anymore. Everybody I know plays video games and watches podcasts and sports. Nobody cares about the writers. I love hearing you satirize it. Great stuff man!
My sister talks about TV shows a lot. She also thinks a gaggle of unarmed tourists nearly overthrew the world’s most powerful nation.
Everyone i know loves and binges several TV shows. Your bubble isn't indicative of the entire world.
@@islabee94 ok boomer
Maybe people would care about the writers if they cared about NAFTA destroying the manufacturing base.
@@blindthrall or if the writers cared about making good shows instead of rinsing and repeating every idea that worked once
Tim Dillon’s podcast is the only thing to watch on a Saturday night. Love this guy.
SN..evermind…. You’re right
Agreed, and I babysit every Saturday night, I have no idea what the kids did for the last hour. I heard a crashing sound, and then silence.
The last bar I ever drank at was a yard house before I got taken to detox. I literally ran out of money on my debit card at the bar. Circa 2011 this episode hit home.
How did you end up putting your dog down?
Tim is like the alternate universe if Alex Jones got sober a long time ago and chilled out a little
And stopped lying? Stopped shilling conspiracies to sell supplements and get rich off idiots?
@@JohnDoe-bi5ccindustry plant
a little
Industry degenerate
@@JohnDoe-bi5cc So is Alex Jones
Good idea keeping the new boy off camera the last one let it get to his head....😂
The last guy was trying to steal the show by acting cute
Damn, that opener! Maybe Tim will have Nick Fuentes on next, LOL!!!
"Check check JEWS"
Nothing ruins my Saturday night like a new Tim.
Definitely beatin it to this later
Incredible opening
Starting off with jews... Tim, getting back to the roots and I love it. Also, you having on those liberal twinks was hilarious.
its all about da chews...but dey ain't white...we are..! and were pissed
Core values
Two Twinks & A Chud ✡️
The best boy-band ^^ 🌺
When will the sex tape of those three release on Pornhub? (Not asking for a friend, I'm asking for my own sake.)
Saturday nighhht! Tim Dillon
Thanks for giving me some entrainment after a hard work day
Might get evacuated for wildfires in Alberta, but at least i won't miss Timmy's show. Truly your comedy is helping while everything is literally burning down.
What started the fires way out there?
@@Skunkhunt_42 the Jews lmao
Do the “this is fine” dog in burning house meme.
We didn’t start the fire…but the nah nah nahaaa song
@JM I don't know who started it, but the natives are really dropping the ball. We have NEVER needed a Raindance more, and I don't see any Raindances.
Best commercial for Yardhouse I've ever heard
41:47 Tim is already describing a good chunk of our forces 😂
"Can Chat GPT do this?"
"Yes. Put 'em in a pot."
These writers are f’d when this depression hits
Oh well
I'm half Japanese & I'm obsessed with you! Worth x500 fans❤
Just saw Tim tonight live. 10/10 show🤣 he really needs to layoff the carbs tho💀🤣
Really? I watched “A real hero” and it was just ok. Still love his podcast tho.
@@kyanrinel5898 you realize live shows can be different, as in material, right?
Discipline and respect, Tim.
Watch it!
Best opening of the podcast ever 😂😂
Tim, you'll be happy to know that last time you were in Chicago my Asian friend was in attendance and we are coming to your next Chicago show as well. The downside is that I am eastern European.
Be honest, your friend died and this someone using a dead guy’s phone to post a comment…it’s Chicago!
Chicago Asians might as well be white
The most luxurious man in the game today.
The best episodes are the ones where Tim just absolutely tears my entire life experience apart! Spot on dissections of my deepest recollections
I laughed start to finish. This was great
What a pleasant surprise
Tim for the next Bud Lite brand ambassador.
He won’t fit on a can 😂
@@bloatedsodium7301💀😂😂😂
@@bloatedsodium7301 you know that would be so hilarious if they put Tim on a can and they made it so they literally couldn’t get his whole picture on the can cause he’s too fat, I bet that would actually boost their sales big time
The snap chat shows are out of pocket 🤣🤣 “man with a caved in face but has a wife” 😂😂😂
Love your welding glasses Tim
Chaos + Tim Dillon = 🥇
A new tim ep is what I wait for every week. So I can sit back and get the good word 😂.
I loved that you had those 2 young dudes on. I don’t agree with them but I appreciate them sharing their sides.
As a Californian that bit on Ruth’s Chris and yardhouse at the end was so fuckin funny with the accuracy 😂
People think someone not relentlessly digging into their argument and not being utterly close minded is being "destroyed"
I don't think anyone's ever said the word yardhouse that much before.
Tim’s take on Yardhouse is chefs kiss 😚🤌🏼
As someone who hates civilization, I do, in fact, enjoy whenever some random homeless guy impersonates Michael Jackson and harasses people on the subway. The world would be a better place if there were more instances.
I don't hate civilization, just cities.
Tim. That sitting Indian style bit about Neely needs to go on tour with you. It got me good.
I knew Tim was secretly Jewish, no other possible explanation for his success
I gunna love this episode based off the first 5 seconds.
This feels like a crime not paying for this experience
I actually really liked that Tim had on those special needs kids. I don’t like them, but it’s good to have em on and learning bout their beliefs was very telling
Producer giggles are on point. He's learning. Yes, i assumed his gender. Sooooo whaaaat?!
My favourite thing about Tim's podcast is that there are never any ads, and we all know why xD.
there are a lot of ads..
Love the Tim every Monday morning
First 5 seconds and I’m already laughing. 🥳
Love you Tim 🎉🎉Great show
Tim helped me define comedic genius tonight: one who can present the most ridiculous notions in a way that seems entirely reasonable, and then it sinks deeper into 😮it actually makes sense
I'm loving all this delicious content, pig, thank you.
I absolutely cannot wait to see Tim Dillon in the new Joker 2 Joaquin Phoenix. That would be amazing. I root for Tim. He’s entertaining.
I hope everyone is doing great! Tomorrow will be better. Keep your head up!!
Thanks. Today was disheartening.
@@magicmarie8403 Keep going! I have hope
" pension plan health fund: increase contributions to pension plan and health fund... here's the thing... no." 😂😂😂😂
Tim might be the funniest guy ever, the way he does it...there's nobody better, all day at work for like the last two months all I do is listen to his podcasts, I'm a little late to the party but better late than never 👏
Found Tim on Grindr
Amazin
@@ExtendedRelease lol
You know, I thought so too but it turned out he was just a much younger doppelganger.
(He didn't respond when I messaged him to let him know he looked famous…)
I bet there are prospective body-doubles of Tim's on the apps in every metropolis.
Rim Dillon??
Water sports....
only tim dillon can crack me up after just the 3rd word uttered in the podcast
asking for donations while striking for more money is a brilliant move ngl
The whole foods commentary is absolutely hilarious
The Polo Pig does it again
😂🐷
First 5 seconds made me fall in love with this podcast again
Steven Crowder joined the navy 30 seconds after this podcast. We wish him well.
Tim reminds me so much of his Aunt Michelle.
Erie.