Somebody asked what kind of coffee I would like to have. And I answered: "Coffee flavoured coffee." Only getting blank stares. Thank you Denis Leary for putting out this wisdom 26 years ago.
VTdarkangel - it’s even more funny. Back in the day you had to go to a major city to see this shit lol. Now it’s everywhere. Half the people under 30 are walking around with their pants around their knees, a bunch of staples in their face drinking some kinda iced soy mocha latte with extra foam.
Here it is, January 2023 and I thought of Denis and his coffee joke while drinking coffee in Tulsa and I had to look him up on youtube to hear him again !!! Love the guy and this was hilarious as before. Sent it to my ex wife !!!
The best way to realize if something is your favorite video is after what 20 years of having not seen this skit, you can literally quote it word for word....PULL UP YOUR PANTS!!!
Went for a meal with my wife earlier today, and after the meal ordered two coffees, the waiter made the mistake of asking what kind. I couldn't resist.
This is just over 25 years old, unlike much of what is "normal" in society currently, this is more relevant than it was when it was released. The micro-brewery bit is 100% on the money.
By far the best 30 minutes of my day occur first thing in the morning. It's quiet, it's calm, and I enjoy CIGARETTES and COFFEE (black, unsweetened). Heavenly!
By far the best comedy routine to date!!! And, still relevant today! Is that my whiskey? Clank, give me another one...and, a bowl of pretzels while you're at it.
Me too. Listen to his bit about fat people - it's hysterically funny, but there's no way something like that would come out now, too un-PC, all the snowflakes would get triggered like crazy.
The funniest guy ever? Period? Really??? Lol. I think the closest I ever came to laughing at a Dennis Leary joke was the times I laughed at Louie C.K. and Bill Hicks stand-up comedy.
@@danfred7127 If you ain't a fan, why the fuck are you here? Just to be a pathetic douche? Sad man. Also Bill Hicks even admitted before his death that he had stolen learys jokes (particularly the jim fixx one) and did them before leary did so he would throw people off. Bill Hicks is the real shithead joke thief and you'd know that if you did even the slightest bit of research.
25 years later and this is still one of the funniest skits; especially since I've had 20+ years of adulthood to bitch about how all I want is a GOD D*** COFFEE FLAVORED COFFEE!!!
A friend of mine was telling me the other day about some Rice Krispy flavored coffee creamer on sale at Walmart and immediately I thought about this sketch and sent it to her lol
"It's not just whisky." "What is it?" "It's 182 year old old-barrel special family recipe sipping whisky." "Oh really? Well *CLANG* Gimme another one, ALRIGHT?"
For the umpteenth time I have laughed myself nearly dead watching this! Whiskey flavoured whiskey, anyone? And the microbrewery bit is just killing me!
I miss truth telling comedians like Dennis Leary, Stephen Wright, Dennis Miller, Dice Clay, and George Carlin man. All of them ground breaking comedians who are still relevant to this day,
Bought this CD while a senior in HS. Always played it in the car with friends and thought I was wierd. Then a day or so later I hear them yelling "Put the fork down" and "Coffee flavored coffee" in the hallways LOL.
It's 2021 Denis, I'm 34 and given the generational difference it's only gotten worse. Coffee drinker here, former smoker and even living a healthier life the chemicals that is caffeine still keeps me going. ☕ cheers because even my cynicism needs a shot of java without any flavor.
No matter how many times I watch this, it still cracks me the fuck up 😂thank you so much for making me lmfao even after all these decades😊 of first hearing it
And to this day a lot of people out there still don't know why it's called underwear.| You know if Denis Leary were to do more stand up comedy today,.. ooh wait,. he wouldn't be able to because these days too many people get their feelings hurt too easily.
Chumpy the Anteater - tell me about it. 2 weeks into September and I’m already in the “pumpkin spice” level of hell. It should be a federal law, if you put it in anything but pie, you’re whipped publicly in the town square lol.
The last real Dunkin' Donuts donut I had was in Seoul in 1995. Now they use pre fried bread dough instead of real donut dough fried on premises. They're smaller now too, which is probably a good thing since the donuts are no longer near as good.
This takes me right back to the days when you could get comedy-flavored comedy.
aka Funny Comedy
Money.... thats a money comment 😂😂🤙🤙
Yeah waaay waaay back when people actually could give fuck about being offended
Love your username and avatar. SG-1 was an amazing show!
@@kirara2516 Indeed.
Somebody asked what kind of coffee I would like to have. And I answered: "Coffee flavoured coffee." Only getting blank stares.
Thank you Denis Leary for putting out this wisdom 26 years ago.
It's called black, dipshit.
When I first heard this skit as a teenager I found this hilarious. 20 years later I sympathize with Dr. Leary.
They should make them losten tk the song "I'm an asshole " !!
We can all relate once we hit 40
And is got worse Dunkin Dounuts is now just Dunkin🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
He’s more successful than any of you people. And whatever he did back then was all sold out venues, how many have you sold out….Haters are gonna Hate.
@@delgarner2742they weren’t hating on him. They we’re saying they agree about his coffee skit and how accurate it is.
Nearly 20 years later and this rant is still hilarious
Is it tho?
@@samiralhayid No, no it isn't funny at all..."www."" i cant fuckin take it lol
And even more relevant too
VTdarkangel - it’s even more funny. Back in the day you had to go to a major city to see this shit lol. Now it’s everywhere. Half the people under 30 are walking around with their pants around their knees, a bunch of staples in their face drinking some kinda iced soy mocha latte with extra foam.
So stupid.
"Coffee doesn't need a menu, it just needs a cup!"
maybe a saucer underneath
Love ❤️ it
That's ALL it needs!!@@thomasferrusi1345
Who knew that, in 2019, a comedy show from 1997 would still make so much sense and ring so true!
Everybody?
Even moreso. The growth of the hipster coffee shop trend has gone through the roof!
I remember watching this when you had to pay for a cable box but my mom payed for that and I was 14 when it came out and everything is true.
Increasingly so now. 🤣
Tell me why I’m 26 years old and I can recite this verbatim 😂😂
Denis Leary lives rent free in my head!
Here it is, January 2023 and I thought of Denis and his coffee joke while drinking coffee in Tulsa and I had to look him up on youtube to hear him again !!! Love the guy and this was hilarious as before. Sent it to my ex wife !!!
The best way to realize if something is your favorite video is after what 20 years of having not seen this skit, you can literally quote it word for word....PULL UP YOUR PANTS!!!
"You're in a 7/11, you're 18 years old, you don't know shit about shit, AND PULL UP YOUR PANTS!!!"
BEST. LINE. EVER.
"That's why it's called UNDERFUCKINGWEAR!" My dad and I make that joke all the time! 😂
It’s worse now.
Went for a meal with my wife earlier today, and after the meal ordered two coffees, the waiter made the mistake of asking what kind. I couldn't resist.
Perfect angry rant for people that are irritated about how overly complex society gets.
This is just over 25 years old, unlike much of what is "normal" in society currently, this is more relevant than it was when it was released. The micro-brewery bit is 100% on the money.
I love the micro brewery bit :this is not just any bourbon... " is that so asshole" watch this "clank" makes me roll everytime
Give me a yellow beer with foam. I will drink around you.
You're not in the Wu-Tang Clan, you're not even a member of A Tribe Called Quest -- love that line
The line is actually, "you're not even in a tribe called crust asshole".
@@stevepatrickjarvisit's quest
I typed “maple nut crunch” into the search bar and this was the first result. I’m glad TH-cam instantly knew what I was looking for.
I just had a cuppa churro flavored cold brew concentrate. I winced and said I really just want a coffee flavored coffee.
This classic bit lives on.
By far the best 30 minutes of my day occur first thing in the morning. It's quiet, it's calm, and I enjoy CIGARETTES and COFFEE (black, unsweetened). Heavenly!
best way to start the day
By far the best comedy routine to date!!! And, still relevant today!
Is that my whiskey? Clank, give me another one...and, a bowl of pretzels while you're at it.
I've seen this more times than I can count and I still love it
You know I’m 44 and the older I get the more funny this gets.
The dumber you get
Love this, mood just elevated from laughing my ass off! Classic and still relevant 2022.
"...Some Haiku writing MFer in a Starbucks..." Priceless!
"You're not in the Wu-Tang clan, you're not even in a tribe called Quest asshole! " HAhahahaha! Omg this will never get old!
I would love to hear the 2020 Dennis Leary
LOL! "...why don't you wake up and smell the coffee, Denis. I did mom it smelt like fuckin' waffles, okay!"
By far, Denis Leary's best skit.
Beer flavored beer is a good one too.
Almost lifted entirely from Bill Hicks
It’s 2022 and this is the first time I’ve ever heard this. Absolutely hilarious. I wish stand up was still like this
Me too. Listen to his bit about fat people - it's hysterically funny, but there's no way something like that would come out now, too un-PC, all the snowflakes would get triggered like crazy.
I never get tired of this! And its like 21 years later. I still think this is funny
"You're in a 711, you're 18 years old, you don't know shit about shit and pull up your pants"
Words to live by................
This is more accurate now than it was 23 years ago.
Used to re-enact this skit from middle school to senior year, to now....
I watched this live on HBO and it was funny as hell I was 11 but the parents let me watch the whole thing I still quote it til this day....
And this was 17 years ago, I wonder what he thinks about the world now LOL
hahah yeah no kidding LOL. Would love to hear what he'd say about coffee and beer
Recently released a new book on the current political climate from his perspective. Very funny read.
I delivery food products to Starbucks every morning...#DenisLeary on my mind every day!
FAC3theMUSIK I'm sure he's fine with it 😁
www.hesstillalivejustaskhim.com
If you grew up in the 90s, you would remember that around this time that coffee chains were experimenting with different flavors for coffee
I can't explain it, but when I feel like ass, I like watching this bit. It somehow pumps me up. Inspiration. Long live Father Dennis Leary!
I’m 20 years old and this video has been on TH-cam for half my life 😢
It was recorded four years before you were born.
I still have this on cassette omg!
Just revisited this, truer today more than ever!. All I want is a cup of f**king coffee!.
Remember listening to this set on my Dad's CD!
Denis Leary is completely correct. On everything he said. Funniest guy ever. Period.
The funniest guy ever? Period? Really??? Lol. I think the closest I ever came to laughing at a Dennis Leary joke was the times I laughed at Louie C.K. and Bill Hicks stand-up comedy.
@@danfred7127 Thank you. Agreed.
@@danfred7127 If you ain't a fan, why the fuck are you here? Just to be a pathetic douche? Sad man. Also Bill Hicks even admitted before his death that he had stolen learys jokes (particularly the jim fixx one) and did them before leary did so he would throw people off. Bill Hicks is the real shithead joke thief and you'd know that if you did even the slightest bit of research.
@@TheBigScreenPictures Exactly!!!
Party pooper.
Probably needs adult diapers too like D L mentions at some point in Lock' n... Load
@@TheBigScreenPictures Lock'n Load.....
His anger is real and I completely share and agree with it
One of my favorite comedy routines right here.
Miss the days when comedy was drug addicts or lunatics on their soapboxes.
PULL UP YOUR PANTS!!! Never gets old. Lol
It's gotten to the point that tea is more coffee then coffee.
I watched this back when I was like 16 years old, im 32 now and still priceless
It's amazing how well this has aged.
25 years later and this is still one of the funniest skits; especially since I've had 20+ years of adulthood to bitch about how all I want is a GOD D*** COFFEE FLAVORED COFFEE!!!
Nobody could've done that better than him 😂
This should be shown in schools!
Awesome 👏 ☕️ We listen to this everyday 👍🏻. It never gets boring or old 😂 ♥️☕️😂
What makes this even funnier is I watched his speech from demolition man 3 times in a row yesterday.
Its like a continuation of that. 🤣🤣
I want to be able to smear myself in Green Jello and run down the street. Why? Just because I might feel like it!
By far the most hilarious bit about how the world is imploding.😂😂😂
I am literally in tears from laughing. It was funny then and it's funny now.
Hilarious routine, funny how Leary was telling kids to pull up their damn pants long before Bill Cosby did.
Well, Cosby was obviously better in telling kids to pull their pants down...
Drops2cents I think you're mistaking Bill Cosby for Jared from Subway.
Drops2cents bill likes grown unconscious white pussy not kids
A friend of mine was telling me the other day about some Rice Krispy flavored coffee creamer on sale at Walmart and immediately I thought about this sketch and sent it to her lol
"It's not just whisky."
"What is it?"
"It's 182 year old old-barrel special family recipe sipping whisky."
"Oh really? Well *CLANG* Gimme another one, ALRIGHT?"
...In fact I'll bet my left maple nut...that he's NOT!
Lifes alot better with you Dennis!
I was in college with Ian Hart in Liverpool. He was in a film with Leary as his best mate Monument Ave.
I've been listening to Dr. Leary since my early teens, Besides loving his acting in movies/shows and his stand up still hit years later
The first 27 seconds is the part I watch over and over again. Lol.
Gotta go have my Pumpkin Spice Alpaccino....
2023 and my dad now knows about it 🙌
Best line ever “that’s why it’s called under fucking wear”
Just had a coffee this morning and the people here all drink flavored hazelnut coffee....made me think of this as soon as I took a disgusting sip.
For the umpteenth time I have laughed myself nearly dead watching this!
Whiskey flavoured whiskey, anyone? And the microbrewery bit is just killing me!
You want to break the rules...ok, you are gonna pay the price.
@@liqurmeup yeah the way he said it tho
Driving to six flags listening to this on repeat losing my damn mind..good times.
This is the greatest rant ever
I wonder how annoyed he'd be if he knew that some people actually do put an egg in their coffee.
Josette Tyler Why, oh why do they put egg in their coffee? I’ve heard of egg shells to settle the grounds in a camp fire pot...
Or butter coffee
Put an eggachino on the menu for $2 and there will be a line of people who want it.
At the time this was made I had a blue mohawk working at Dunkin Donuts… 😅
I miss truth telling comedians like Dennis Leary, Stephen Wright, Dennis Miller, Dice Clay, and George Carlin man. All of them ground breaking comedians who are still relevant to this day,
Dont forget Chris Rock
yeah he really stuck it to.....coffee?
Carlin really was the best
Don't Forget Lewis Black
Sam Kinison also
"Back in the 70's." The good old days.
damn skippy!!!!!!!!
Dunkin Donuts had only coffee and donuts back then, so did here in Tim Hortons, now its a fucking lunch deli
And Tim Hortons Coffee isn't even good anymore
Lol ironically I'm enjoying a nice REGULAR cup of coffee
I love how he mentions wu tang and tribe called quest.
David Wizowski what are those
@@iowafarmhandonajohndeere5902 What is Google
@@iowafarmhandonajohndeere5902 Music, you inbred racist.
@@iowafarmhandonajohndeere5902 wu tang clan and a tribe called quest are hip hop groups
Still a favorite of mine!
Brandon Wardell & Jack Wagner recommended this
This is even funnier now that Al Pacino is doing spots for Dunkin' Donuts. XD
Denis goes into a bar and asks for a 'beer'. Then his head explodes!
Pull up your pants lol.
finally i have found King Boomer
Bought this CD while a senior in HS. Always played it in the car with friends and thought I was wierd. Then a day or so later I hear them yelling "Put the fork down" and "Coffee flavored coffee" in the hallways LOL.
Now look how those baristas who served coffee in the early 2000's have taken over the country.
Oh? In what way? Please be specific. 🙄
He turned into George Carlin there for a minute at 2:18
I love Denis Leary!
But I love coffee flavored coffee much more, especially first thing in the morning.
It's 2021 Denis, I'm 34 and given the generational difference it's only gotten worse. Coffee drinker here, former smoker and even living a healthier life the chemicals that is caffeine still keeps me going. ☕ cheers because even my cynicism needs a shot of java without any flavor.
Here because somebody brewed "blueberry pancake" in the work kitchen. Fired up.
No matter how many times I watch this, it still cracks me the fuck up 😂thank you so much for making me lmfao even after all these decades😊 of first hearing it
This rant is hilarious! 😄
God I still love this dude.
I always find myself imitating this legendary bit. The part with the heart attack cracks me up every time
And to this day a lot of people out there still don't know why it's called underwear.|
You know if Denis Leary were to do more stand up comedy today,.. ooh wait,. he wouldn't be able to because these days too many people get their feelings hurt too easily.
"Oh really? Watch this...CLANG!! Gimmee another one!"
give another and im gonna sip the whole fucking bottle asshole.and bring 2 bowls of pretzels out here
SHITHEAD
Locked n Loaded was one of the greatest comedy records ever.
With a stroke of genius comedy, Dennis illustrates how susceptible the masses of generational "hipster" mentality folks are to marketing gimmicks!
5:15 Me at the zoomers on twitter.
Let’s talk about how everything is PUMPKIN SOMETHING!!!! When fall comes around
Chumpy the Anteater - tell me about it. 2 weeks into September and I’m already in the “pumpkin spice” level of hell. It should be a federal law, if you put it in anything but pie, you’re whipped publicly in the town square lol.
Prisoner of the Highway dunkin fuckin donuts and their pumpkin drinks
WTF
Human version of FOAMY!! ALL HAIL OUR LORD AND MASTER FOAMY!!! XD
foamy = faux homey
The last real Dunkin' Donuts donut I had was in Seoul in 1995. Now they use pre fried bread dough instead of real donut dough fried on premises. They're smaller now too, which is probably a good thing since the donuts are no longer near as good.