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  • @tickedoffnow
    @tickedoffnow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Oh God this is the type of humour the mainstream is missing right now

    • @NateTheDawgg
      @NateTheDawgg ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not missing, canceling and shadowing it

    • @jojolafrite90
      @jojolafrite90 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No soul anymore. People are mindless robots hiding the sadness this causes behind crappy "humor".

    • @stevensamas
      @stevensamas ปีที่แล้ว

      GOLD JERRY GOLD!

    • @Nefylym
      @Nefylym 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Did they cancel Lewis Black in your century grampa?

    • @lewisjackson7221
      @lewisjackson7221 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Amen

  • @3Kefka6Palazzo9
    @3Kefka6Palazzo9 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    Dennis Leary and George Carlin were the blunt and sharp instruments society needs to this very day.

    • @jonnycarcano
      @jonnycarcano 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Never mind that Denis Leary completely stole Bill Hicks' career, but I at least agree about George Carlin.

    • @mabusestestament
      @mabusestestament 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@jonnycarcano
      He stole some jokes, sure, but not his entire career, no.

    • @lewisjackson7221
      @lewisjackson7221 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Amen brother

  • @spero-sx5qy
    @spero-sx5qy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I lost an eye to a BB gun. Still fking funny.

    • @Nefylym
      @Nefylym 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      atta boy ... spero... walk it off! walk it off... here, have a salt tablet

  • @RipRoaringGarage
    @RipRoaringGarage ปีที่แล้ว +35

    But if we would have thinned the heard, we'd have nobody in Congress!

    • @johnnyguitar6639
      @johnnyguitar6639 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's why they are against it

    • @jonnycarcano
      @jonnycarcano 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I already said I'm for it, you don't have to sell me even further.

    • @andrewmcdonald183
      @andrewmcdonald183 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Good

  • @Karen-g2d4o
    @Karen-g2d4o หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This was so f*cking funny! Merry Christmas! Lydia! 🎉

  • @jwilk5606
    @jwilk5606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    We need this now more than ever before. This is the real truth!

  • @Two4Brew
    @Two4Brew 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Grew up with those, and lawn darts, turned 67 yesterday.

  • @artemiszeus9735
    @artemiszeus9735 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Why do I think his own kids gave him the idea for that introduction, “And now for that old chestnut, When I Was A Kid?” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Rocdog
    @Rocdog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I just love Dennis Leary

  • @smileysatanson3404
    @smileysatanson3404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    true... in norway they teach kids ho to use knives... just teach them how to use it and they'll be fine... ffs america... denis has a point here

    • @lunartears6761
      @lunartears6761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In America, we’ll freak the f*ck out when kids make guns from chicken tenders by cutting out the shape with a knife. You’ve got some unchecked or potential psyche problems if you draw guns on paper. They may even want you to take medicine if depending on how detailed the guns are.😑😞🤦‍♀️

    • @robertdeluca4104
      @robertdeluca4104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Denis Leary is on point

  • @Martin_L478
    @Martin_L478 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    2:05 - 2:10
    "Here... stick your hand in there."
    "You idiot!" XD LMAO!!!

  • @imhappyandyou.4003
    @imhappyandyou.4003 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    This is the greatest Darwinism explanation ever!!. It's so true that you don't blame the makers of it because your kids are too stupid to enjoy it properly you have got to blame your wife and yourself for keeping the party life while pregnant lol.

    • @imhappyandyou.4003
      @imhappyandyou.4003 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      greenparrot5 Yeah I am one of the lucky ones that had A father just like Leary's lol. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOUR'S.

    • @fishintheocean-i4g
      @fishintheocean-i4g ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Darwinism is only applicable when it's back to the state of nature. What he's explaining is closer to social darwinism or in other words, eugenics which I wholly would disagree with for a number of reasons I won't get into in this post. Of course people, corporations, etc are going to get upset when people die from dumb behavior, it's inevitable. For a while there was the tide pod challenge on tiktok, later it got a lot of backlash and was taken off tiktok. It's bound to happen that there's going to be a public outcry and then it's bound to happen that companies get involved and put a stop to that which is hurting people, whether or not it's because of human stupidity.

    • @imhappyandyou.4003
      @imhappyandyou.4003 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fishintheocean-i4g Darwinism doesn't have " Terms and Conditions" but "Just Is". #GFC

    • @fishintheocean-i4g
      @fishintheocean-i4g ปีที่แล้ว

      @@imhappyandyou.4003 your hashtag link doesn't have anything to do with the dumbing down/stupidity of society.

    • @imhappyandyou.4003
      @imhappyandyou.4003 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fishintheocean-i4g The # shouldn't have a "Link" because I didn't specify what it means. But I would love to know what popped up 👂🤔🤷‍♂️

  • @gypsy698
    @gypsy698 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I love Dennis Leary's humor. 👏👏 😂🤣 Unfortunately, the soft, wussy people of today get offended too easily, so this stuff wouldn't "fly" today. Ok ... Now, I'm depressed. Take me back to the 80s and 90s when things were normal. 😎👍🤟

  • @JAHomeRenos
    @JAHomeRenos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    He forgot the ever popular wood burning kit that heated up to insane temps. and had about 2 foot cord on it so you were sure to burn down the house sitting next to the curtains while you used it lol

    • @DavidLS1
      @DavidLS1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We had one of those. It was basically a soldering iron you played with.

    • @bengal3665
      @bengal3665 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I totally remember my brother getting that one year for Christmas

  • @robertcrist5747
    @robertcrist5747 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Leary was one of the greats! 🤣👍🇺🇸

  • @williamreilly2567
    @williamreilly2567 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Summer evenings after the whole extended family had spent the day doing god knows what, us kids would be bored as hell and would have to find ways to amuse ourselves. At some point we'd get the Jarts, those heavy-a$$ lawn darts abt the size of your head. The game was, we'd all stand together then one person in the group would throw the Jart up as high as they could and we'd all scatter. That person would then shout STOP and everyone would just freeze and the winner would be the one who was closest to the Jart when it hit, with yhe winner getting to throw the Jart next and say stop. Keep in mind, this was in a pretty rural area, so once this thing went in the air we all lost track of it. More often than not it was anyone's guess where it landed but sometimes I think we'd dip the metal end in gasoline then light it just before tossing it because again, this was 50 years ago so young children having access to matches, lighters and gasoline was the norm. Good times...

  • @joey_556
    @joey_556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I will say Dennis Leary has good trigger discipline

  • @DavidLS1
    @DavidLS1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I had a Thing Maker (Creepy Crawler Oven) when I was a kid. He's not kidding about how hot they got.

    • @mocharger06
      @mocharger06 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      My brother was the dumb kid with a Creepy Crawler. He held the mold upside down. It flopped back onto his chin. I think he still has the scar from where it burned him.

  • @chrisbannerman2506
    @chrisbannerman2506 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Loved the creepy crawler oven. And the vacu-form

  • @anthonygarrido4269
    @anthonygarrido4269 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I grew up on this type of humor

  • @cpdet
    @cpdet ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A CLASSIC ❤

  • @V-max97
    @V-max97 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It’s 2024 and Leary is still hilarious.

  • @crossroads900
    @crossroads900 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lmao, Love Leary, I grew up in the same time frame, hilarious to see other parents did the same kind of shit for that skizm of time 😂, I didnt get a BB gun, they had a muzzle loader version...we got those, they shot hard cork balls out of'm, 😵‍💫 "No Cure For Cancer" a must watch. Not sure how I ever missed this...perfect Leary humor tho 😅

  • @MrBeetruex
    @MrBeetruex หลายเดือนก่อน

    Xmas 2024 FOX and Denis Leary.... "The Dutch Treats???" Yummy!! :>)

  • @KimeraOne
    @KimeraOne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fantastic humor aside, when you look around you these days- he's got a point!

  • @TheStrayHALOMAN
    @TheStrayHALOMAN ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One day this man will lead the scraps.

  • @Governor_William_J_Lepetomane
    @Governor_William_J_Lepetomane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First time watching this, my god is he great.

  • @DennisMartinezCalifornia
    @DennisMartinezCalifornia 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    We used to drink from the hose. Now kids drink from the micro plastic bottles

  • @mattfoltz7752
    @mattfoltz7752 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    🤣🤣🤣I'm damn near pissing myself.

  • @thefilmsett
    @thefilmsett 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He was Gwens dad in Spiderman

  • @culinary83
    @culinary83 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I remember Denis Leary said he was going to run for president one day and tell everyone to “shut the f-ck up.” Leary ‘24.

  • @notavailable4596
    @notavailable4596 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oh man I forgot about this special haha

  • @Boz-n3j
    @Boz-n3j 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Amen my brother 🙏🙌❤😂

  • @psyklone55
    @psyklone55 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Heats up to below the freezing point of water?

  • @Mr.RAM138
    @Mr.RAM138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    DEC 2022. theee creepyyy crawlerrr oven !!!!

  • @robertdeluca4104
    @robertdeluca4104 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know let's go back to this time

  • @No_one448
    @No_one448 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He's just right

  • @kaylaschulz2277
    @kaylaschulz2277 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That's what's funny I don't got kids like that and I don't have little kids

  • @humanLucifer
    @humanLucifer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    250K is below the freezing point of water...

    • @RalphSampson...
      @RalphSampson... 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      humanLucifer
      It's "freezer burn"! Bwhahaha!

  • @ripplesnake
    @ripplesnake ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny thing is. That "BB gun" is a real rifle. Redrider BB guns, they don't have hammers.

  • @jbivvy420
    @jbivvy420 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dennis Leary needs to get back into standup

  • @JonathanMorley
    @JonathanMorley 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I know this is an old video, but we live in an era where if Denis Leary ran for POTUS he would have a solid chance of getting elected. Would be the most entertaining state of the union address EVER!

  • @epithos
    @epithos หลายเดือนก่อน

    250 kelvin is -10F. That's a freezer not oven.

  • @joseechevarria277
    @joseechevarria277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @henrikbrammas6698
    @henrikbrammas6698 หลายเดือนก่อน

    250K = -23.15C = -9.67F
    I'm surprisingly funny at parties 😅

  • @TIGERSDFW
    @TIGERSDFW 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    250 degrees Kelvin? Thats like negative - 15.F So a darn cold oven

  • @robbieMMM1438
    @robbieMMM1438 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Impressive, he was able to get burnt off 250 Kelvin! Most freeze at that temperature.

  • @beckystratton8248
    @beckystratton8248 ปีที่แล้ว

    250 degrees Kelvin is COLD!!!!

  • @4emcarthur
    @4emcarthur หลายเดือนก่อน

    I hate to say it, but there is some truth to this humor. lol

  • @MrLuisasosa
    @MrLuisasosa 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm the kid that stuck his hand in the oven😂

  • @healthybeautynutricioncoac4562
    @healthybeautynutricioncoac4562 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How to be a Good Parent
    number 1 Be Honest and don’t lie to your Kid’s 0:27

  • @dude37
    @dude37 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    #DenisLeary4President2016

    • @jimmy2k4o
      @jimmy2k4o 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Dork Knight we got a better dude.
      Leary is great....
      But this dude is better.

  • @bogiewoods3037
    @bogiewoods3037 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Mfs in the comments failing to identify sarcasm and taking this at face value

  • @stephensanders2104
    @stephensanders2104 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @whochecksthis
    @whochecksthis 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Um, actually, ya dont say degrees kelvin, its just kelvin, and 250 kelvin would be about 23 degrees below zero... so quite cold, kid might get frostbite sticking his hand in there.

  • @OldFellaDave
    @OldFellaDave 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The reason Leary doesn't do stand up any more is cause Bill Hicks died young and Leary already copied all of his work and schtick ;)

    • @whynow3095
      @whynow3095 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Know both extensively. They are similar but in no way he copies Hicks. Bet you are a miseravle nongood with no achievements in life, yournkids sck and so do you just your wife doesn't suck yours for decades

    • @vinnymac7565
      @vinnymac7565 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bill Hicks wasn't funny, Dennis is.

  • @RalphSampson...
    @RalphSampson... 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Also, screw seatbelts in cars. I used to ride on the back dash of our '66 Buick Electra and my mother would drive fast over hilly roads so we would get light in the seat. Fun times! I'm '53, now. I'm okay and still rarely use my seatbelt. I'm too heavy to get light in the seat, now. Lol.

  • @jasonjohnson8886
    @jasonjohnson8886 ปีที่แล้ว

    Facts

  • @hankmurphy3882
    @hankmurphy3882 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Goes on about kids being idiots
    Says the oven goes up to 250 degrees Kelvin
    That's -23C
    So Denis is an idiot too I guess
    Never the less, great skit

    • @jimmy2k4o
      @jimmy2k4o 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hank Murphy lol thanks for pointing that out.
      Maybe the kid got frost bite.

    • @gvbezoff
      @gvbezoff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What he should have said is 250 degrees Celsius.

    • @jimmy2k4o
      @jimmy2k4o 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      gvbezoff still wrong.....
      You’d need it to be about twice as hot as that to bake pottery. Around 540C Degrees.

  • @ArcFallOrder1919
    @ArcFallOrder1919 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao!!

  • @The_Duggler25
    @The_Duggler25 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    God those were the good days. Today's world really dose suck

  • @formerctgovernordannelmall1452
    @formerctgovernordannelmall1452 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    250 DEGREES kelvin?! Bruh you don’t say “degrees” in the Kelvin scale; it’s just 250 Kelvin
    Also 250 Kelvin is 23.15 degrees Celsius BELOW zero. That wouldn’t burn.
    Whatever, sketch was still hilarious

    • @sharkgirl921
      @sharkgirl921 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brian Ruel.
      It would cause a freezer burn. lol

  • @stephensanders2104
    @stephensanders2104 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @jimmy2k4o
    @jimmy2k4o 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not for nothing but:
    250 degrees Kelvin equals -9.67 degrees fahrenheit
    Or -23.15 degrees Celsius.
    Which is below the freezing point of water, and would probably cause a human being frostbite within an hour.
    Was this a clever joke about how the ovens were cold,
    or did the writer not bother to check what ‘Kelvin’ meant?

    • @BenHopkins1000
      @BenHopkins1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fahrenheit or Celsius would make more sense…

  • @fightclub6291
    @fightclub6291 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    250 degrees Kelvin?? In a segment about education. Hmm the irony.
    Also give Louis Ck his bit about “I’m an asshole” back.

    • @rickjones6425
      @rickjones6425 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Look up Dennis leary I'm an asshole. Think he did it a little before CK lol

  • @stephensanders2104
    @stephensanders2104 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA