In America, we’ll freak the f*ck out when kids make guns from chicken tenders by cutting out the shape with a knife. You’ve got some unchecked or potential psyche problems if you draw guns on paper. They may even want you to take medicine if depending on how detailed the guns are.😑😞🤦♀️
This is the greatest Darwinism explanation ever!!. It's so true that you don't blame the makers of it because your kids are too stupid to enjoy it properly you have got to blame your wife and yourself for keeping the party life while pregnant lol.
Darwinism is only applicable when it's back to the state of nature. What he's explaining is closer to social darwinism or in other words, eugenics which I wholly would disagree with for a number of reasons I won't get into in this post. Of course people, corporations, etc are going to get upset when people die from dumb behavior, it's inevitable. For a while there was the tide pod challenge on tiktok, later it got a lot of backlash and was taken off tiktok. It's bound to happen that there's going to be a public outcry and then it's bound to happen that companies get involved and put a stop to that which is hurting people, whether or not it's because of human stupidity.
I love Dennis Leary's humor. 👏👏 😂🤣 Unfortunately, the soft, wussy people of today get offended too easily, so this stuff wouldn't "fly" today. Ok ... Now, I'm depressed. Take me back to the 80s and 90s when things were normal. 😎👍🤟
He forgot the ever popular wood burning kit that heated up to insane temps. and had about 2 foot cord on it so you were sure to burn down the house sitting next to the curtains while you used it lol
Summer evenings after the whole extended family had spent the day doing god knows what, us kids would be bored as hell and would have to find ways to amuse ourselves. At some point we'd get the Jarts, those heavy-a$$ lawn darts abt the size of your head. The game was, we'd all stand together then one person in the group would throw the Jart up as high as they could and we'd all scatter. That person would then shout STOP and everyone would just freeze and the winner would be the one who was closest to the Jart when it hit, with yhe winner getting to throw the Jart next and say stop. Keep in mind, this was in a pretty rural area, so once this thing went in the air we all lost track of it. More often than not it was anyone's guess where it landed but sometimes I think we'd dip the metal end in gasoline then light it just before tossing it because again, this was 50 years ago so young children having access to matches, lighters and gasoline was the norm. Good times...
My brother was the dumb kid with a Creepy Crawler. He held the mold upside down. It flopped back onto his chin. I think he still has the scar from where it burned him.
Lmao, Love Leary, I grew up in the same time frame, hilarious to see other parents did the same kind of shit for that skizm of time 😂, I didnt get a BB gun, they had a muzzle loader version...we got those, they shot hard cork balls out of'm, 😵💫 "No Cure For Cancer" a must watch. Not sure how I ever missed this...perfect Leary humor tho 😅
I know this is an old video, but we live in an era where if Denis Leary ran for POTUS he would have a solid chance of getting elected. Would be the most entertaining state of the union address EVER!
Um, actually, ya dont say degrees kelvin, its just kelvin, and 250 kelvin would be about 23 degrees below zero... so quite cold, kid might get frostbite sticking his hand in there.
Know both extensively. They are similar but in no way he copies Hicks. Bet you are a miseravle nongood with no achievements in life, yournkids sck and so do you just your wife doesn't suck yours for decades
Also, screw seatbelts in cars. I used to ride on the back dash of our '66 Buick Electra and my mother would drive fast over hilly roads so we would get light in the seat. Fun times! I'm '53, now. I'm okay and still rarely use my seatbelt. I'm too heavy to get light in the seat, now. Lol.
250 DEGREES kelvin?! Bruh you don’t say “degrees” in the Kelvin scale; it’s just 250 Kelvin Also 250 Kelvin is 23.15 degrees Celsius BELOW zero. That wouldn’t burn. Whatever, sketch was still hilarious
Not for nothing but: 250 degrees Kelvin equals -9.67 degrees fahrenheit Or -23.15 degrees Celsius. Which is below the freezing point of water, and would probably cause a human being frostbite within an hour. Was this a clever joke about how the ovens were cold, or did the writer not bother to check what ‘Kelvin’ meant?
Oh God this is the type of humour the mainstream is missing right now
Not missing, canceling and shadowing it
No soul anymore. People are mindless robots hiding the sadness this causes behind crappy "humor".
GOLD JERRY GOLD!
Did they cancel Lewis Black in your century grampa?
Amen
Dennis Leary and George Carlin were the blunt and sharp instruments society needs to this very day.
Never mind that Denis Leary completely stole Bill Hicks' career, but I at least agree about George Carlin.
@@jonnycarcano
He stole some jokes, sure, but not his entire career, no.
Amen brother
I lost an eye to a BB gun. Still fking funny.
atta boy ... spero... walk it off! walk it off... here, have a salt tablet
But if we would have thinned the heard, we'd have nobody in Congress!
That's why they are against it
I already said I'm for it, you don't have to sell me even further.
Good
This was so f*cking funny! Merry Christmas! Lydia! 🎉
We need this now more than ever before. This is the real truth!
Grew up with those, and lawn darts, turned 67 yesterday.
Why do I think his own kids gave him the idea for that introduction, “And now for that old chestnut, When I Was A Kid?” 🤣🤣🤣
I just love Dennis Leary
true... in norway they teach kids ho to use knives... just teach them how to use it and they'll be fine... ffs america... denis has a point here
In America, we’ll freak the f*ck out when kids make guns from chicken tenders by cutting out the shape with a knife. You’ve got some unchecked or potential psyche problems if you draw guns on paper. They may even want you to take medicine if depending on how detailed the guns are.😑😞🤦♀️
Denis Leary is on point
2:05 - 2:10
"Here... stick your hand in there."
"You idiot!" XD LMAO!!!
This is the greatest Darwinism explanation ever!!. It's so true that you don't blame the makers of it because your kids are too stupid to enjoy it properly you have got to blame your wife and yourself for keeping the party life while pregnant lol.
greenparrot5 Yeah I am one of the lucky ones that had A father just like Leary's lol. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOUR'S.
Darwinism is only applicable when it's back to the state of nature. What he's explaining is closer to social darwinism or in other words, eugenics which I wholly would disagree with for a number of reasons I won't get into in this post. Of course people, corporations, etc are going to get upset when people die from dumb behavior, it's inevitable. For a while there was the tide pod challenge on tiktok, later it got a lot of backlash and was taken off tiktok. It's bound to happen that there's going to be a public outcry and then it's bound to happen that companies get involved and put a stop to that which is hurting people, whether or not it's because of human stupidity.
@@fishintheocean-i4g Darwinism doesn't have " Terms and Conditions" but "Just Is". #GFC
@@imhappyandyou.4003 your hashtag link doesn't have anything to do with the dumbing down/stupidity of society.
@@fishintheocean-i4g The # shouldn't have a "Link" because I didn't specify what it means. But I would love to know what popped up 👂🤔🤷♂️
I love Dennis Leary's humor. 👏👏 😂🤣 Unfortunately, the soft, wussy people of today get offended too easily, so this stuff wouldn't "fly" today. Ok ... Now, I'm depressed. Take me back to the 80s and 90s when things were normal. 😎👍🤟
He forgot the ever popular wood burning kit that heated up to insane temps. and had about 2 foot cord on it so you were sure to burn down the house sitting next to the curtains while you used it lol
We had one of those. It was basically a soldering iron you played with.
I totally remember my brother getting that one year for Christmas
Leary was one of the greats! 🤣👍🇺🇸
Was?? Stil mfn is!!
Was?
Summer evenings after the whole extended family had spent the day doing god knows what, us kids would be bored as hell and would have to find ways to amuse ourselves. At some point we'd get the Jarts, those heavy-a$$ lawn darts abt the size of your head. The game was, we'd all stand together then one person in the group would throw the Jart up as high as they could and we'd all scatter. That person would then shout STOP and everyone would just freeze and the winner would be the one who was closest to the Jart when it hit, with yhe winner getting to throw the Jart next and say stop. Keep in mind, this was in a pretty rural area, so once this thing went in the air we all lost track of it. More often than not it was anyone's guess where it landed but sometimes I think we'd dip the metal end in gasoline then light it just before tossing it because again, this was 50 years ago so young children having access to matches, lighters and gasoline was the norm. Good times...
I will say Dennis Leary has good trigger discipline
I had a Thing Maker (Creepy Crawler Oven) when I was a kid. He's not kidding about how hot they got.
My brother was the dumb kid with a Creepy Crawler. He held the mold upside down. It flopped back onto his chin. I think he still has the scar from where it burned him.
Loved the creepy crawler oven. And the vacu-form
I grew up on this type of humor
A CLASSIC ❤
It’s 2024 and Leary is still hilarious.
Lmao, Love Leary, I grew up in the same time frame, hilarious to see other parents did the same kind of shit for that skizm of time 😂, I didnt get a BB gun, they had a muzzle loader version...we got those, they shot hard cork balls out of'm, 😵💫 "No Cure For Cancer" a must watch. Not sure how I ever missed this...perfect Leary humor tho 😅
Xmas 2024 FOX and Denis Leary.... "The Dutch Treats???" Yummy!! :>)
Fantastic humor aside, when you look around you these days- he's got a point!
One day this man will lead the scraps.
First time watching this, my god is he great.
We used to drink from the hose. Now kids drink from the micro plastic bottles
🤣🤣🤣I'm damn near pissing myself.
He was Gwens dad in Spiderman
I remember Denis Leary said he was going to run for president one day and tell everyone to “shut the f-ck up.” Leary ‘24.
Oh man I forgot about this special haha
Amen my brother 🙏🙌❤😂
Heats up to below the freezing point of water?
DEC 2022. theee creepyyy crawlerrr oven !!!!
I know let's go back to this time
He's just right
That's what's funny I don't got kids like that and I don't have little kids
250K is below the freezing point of water...
humanLucifer
It's "freezer burn"! Bwhahaha!
Funny thing is. That "BB gun" is a real rifle. Redrider BB guns, they don't have hammers.
Dennis Leary needs to get back into standup
I know this is an old video, but we live in an era where if Denis Leary ran for POTUS he would have a solid chance of getting elected. Would be the most entertaining state of the union address EVER!
250 kelvin is -10F. That's a freezer not oven.
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250K = -23.15C = -9.67F
I'm surprisingly funny at parties 😅
250 degrees Kelvin? Thats like negative - 15.F So a darn cold oven
Impressive, he was able to get burnt off 250 Kelvin! Most freeze at that temperature.
250 degrees Kelvin is COLD!!!!
I hate to say it, but there is some truth to this humor. lol
I'm the kid that stuck his hand in the oven😂
How to be a Good Parent
number 1 Be Honest and don’t lie to your Kid’s 0:27
#DenisLeary4President2016
The Dork Knight we got a better dude.
Leary is great....
But this dude is better.
Mfs in the comments failing to identify sarcasm and taking this at face value
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Um, actually, ya dont say degrees kelvin, its just kelvin, and 250 kelvin would be about 23 degrees below zero... so quite cold, kid might get frostbite sticking his hand in there.
The reason Leary doesn't do stand up any more is cause Bill Hicks died young and Leary already copied all of his work and schtick ;)
Know both extensively. They are similar but in no way he copies Hicks. Bet you are a miseravle nongood with no achievements in life, yournkids sck and so do you just your wife doesn't suck yours for decades
Bill Hicks wasn't funny, Dennis is.
Also, screw seatbelts in cars. I used to ride on the back dash of our '66 Buick Electra and my mother would drive fast over hilly roads so we would get light in the seat. Fun times! I'm '53, now. I'm okay and still rarely use my seatbelt. I'm too heavy to get light in the seat, now. Lol.
Facts
Goes on about kids being idiots
Says the oven goes up to 250 degrees Kelvin
That's -23C
So Denis is an idiot too I guess
Never the less, great skit
Hank Murphy lol thanks for pointing that out.
Maybe the kid got frost bite.
What he should have said is 250 degrees Celsius.
gvbezoff still wrong.....
You’d need it to be about twice as hot as that to bake pottery. Around 540C Degrees.
Lmao!!
God those were the good days. Today's world really dose suck
250 DEGREES kelvin?! Bruh you don’t say “degrees” in the Kelvin scale; it’s just 250 Kelvin
Also 250 Kelvin is 23.15 degrees Celsius BELOW zero. That wouldn’t burn.
Whatever, sketch was still hilarious
Brian Ruel.
It would cause a freezer burn. lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Not for nothing but:
250 degrees Kelvin equals -9.67 degrees fahrenheit
Or -23.15 degrees Celsius.
Which is below the freezing point of water, and would probably cause a human being frostbite within an hour.
Was this a clever joke about how the ovens were cold,
or did the writer not bother to check what ‘Kelvin’ meant?
Fahrenheit or Celsius would make more sense…
250 degrees Kelvin?? In a segment about education. Hmm the irony.
Also give Louis Ck his bit about “I’m an asshole” back.
Look up Dennis leary I'm an asshole. Think he did it a little before CK lol
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