I thought we all hated Fulgrim more tbh Dude's a walking L that never stops gassing himself up even though he never wins (Ferrus Manus doesn't even really count, he had so much help its crazy)
"Rogal Dork" Perturabo sayng "HAH! STRAIGHT CAP!" "Big Shoots" "Is it about how dad is God?" Dude... please keep doing EXACTLY what you're doing XD edit: really enjoying your spin on Ferrus, having him be the voice of reason further edit: Dorn totally sounds like his voice was ripped from some workplace safety video presentation, and it fits shockingly well XD
@@simpeldisaster4533 if you need a teacher to tell you how to spell choir then you’re not very smart 😂 there are 7 year olds that know how to spell that word.
Pert could have smashed the defenses of terra he gave up because he was hard carrying the traitors and didn’t want to anymore. He’s straight up better than Dorn tbh
@@MachineGaze Perty and his Iron Warriors breached the defenses multiple times, whatchu mean? More over, Perty realized a shitty situation when he saw one, and got himself and his sons outta there, gave me time to recover.
Wasn't perturabo always better at building defences and seige warfare? But his main problem was he never thought his fortifications were as good as they could be or something?
@@some_shitposting_idiot3023 yes and no he definitely was insecure, but he also worked himself into insanity by never pursuing his passions or working them into the great crusade he just went from place razed it then went on to the next.
I have no idea why Dorn constantly has that music in the background but it's so fucking funny, i feel like he has way more personality in these than he does in the lore
As an Imperial Fist fanboy, and thus as physically painful as this is to say, Perturabo was the better engineer. Dorn was the better architect and tactician, but Perturabo was the better engineer.
Perty DESTROYED the walls of Terra Won the Battle of the Iron Cage and the only Neutral one (Dantioch and Pollux) THE IRON WARRIOR SAVED THE IMPERIAL FIST. so you can’t spell Iron Warriors without the W.
@@commissaryarrick9670 he followed Fulgrim bc he was his brother and Despite what many Think Did have a heart. as for the contest on Olympia it was a whos was “better” contest it was who’s was Prettier.
Dorn only knows sand cattle’s while Perty is better at fortifying and sieging. He built the damn Iron Cage like a beast. The only reason why the Emperor chose Dorn was because he is more of his favorite than Perty. Perty’s Primarch power is craft. Dorn’s like a Forman or a Supervisor that points in directions to Admechs and says build shit. At least Perty makes his blueprints😢😂. Dorn fortifications wasn’t as good as the Iron Cage I think I’m not sure to be exact because I am lore rusty so don’t quote me lol. I just know Perty for a fact is better. I mean the dude builds weapons of destruction that is like STC level for fun.
Being assaulted by Horus *Master of the Assault* with Angron and the World Eaters ripping through everything, the Death Guard softening the beaches and Perty providing backup. The best fortifications in the universe could only have slowed down that teamup.
Perty and Dorn: There is one thing we can agree on, *"gods are cringe."*
Also Perty: "You're cringe Dork!"
"Iron within !"
"GODS ARE CRINGE!"
"Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard"
What a line
Big ups from Rogal "Where're my hands" Dorn
Why does Dorn sound like he hasn't hit puberty yet
It's a reference to Wayne from Letterkenny, who has a very Dorn like personality
Holy shit it is Wayne, didn't even recognize it
Now I wanna see Ferris, Dorn, and Russ sitting at a vegetable stand ripping into Fulgrim and Perty who roll up in a hummer
@@voxcasttonowhereofficial Does that make Russ is Shorsey?
@@voxcasttonowhereofficial next time, use his TTS voice
“Oh fuck it’s the choirboy”
I like how Lorgar just sounds so calm in this one. Guess monarchia hasn't happened yet right... right?
Not yet 😁
had they had more groupchats like this, the herasy may have not happened.
"strAIGHT CAP" in perturabo voice is crazyyyy 😭😭
It is
I didn't know I needed to hear it until ai did.
No one:
Dorn: *IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH OUR FATHER, THE EMPEROR, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME AND I SUGGEST YOU LET THAT ONE MARINATE.*
Pitter patter.
Everybody hates Lorgar. Balanced, as nature should be.
All is as it should be.
I thought we all hated Fulgrim more tbh
Dude's a walking L that never stops gassing himself up even though he never wins
(Ferrus Manus doesn't even really count, he had so much help its crazy)
i love lorgar
You leave Peter Turbo alone, Dorn!
This was comedic, but I can't ever get the TTS Dorn voice out of my head.
Yeeeeesssssss
Gods I can't wait for the next season of Letterkenny.
"Rogal Dork"
Perturabo sayng "HAH! STRAIGHT CAP!"
"Big Shoots"
"Is it about how dad is God?"
Dude... please keep doing EXACTLY what you're doing XD
edit: really enjoying your spin on Ferrus, having him be the voice of reason
further edit: Dorn totally sounds like his voice was ripped from some workplace safety video presentation, and it fits shockingly well XD
*THE POWERS OF THE WARP HAVE INFORMED ME THAT THESE VIDEOS ARE STRAIGHT FIRE*
Oh FUCK it's the quire boy
Choir
@@bigsqueeze7231 oh shit it's the teacher's pet.
@@simpeldisaster4533 if you need a teacher to tell you how to spell choir then you’re not very smart 😂 there are 7 year olds that know how to spell that word.
He says this. But Perty won the Ironcage
Guess Dorn didn't work hard enough.
The defence of Tera on the other hand
@@MachineGazePerturabo smashed the defenses of Terra tbh
Pert could have smashed the defenses of terra he gave up because he was hard carrying the traitors and didn’t want to anymore. He’s straight up better than Dorn tbh
@@MachineGaze Perty and his Iron Warriors breached the defenses multiple times, whatchu mean? More over, Perty realized a shitty situation when he saw one, and got himself and his sons outta there, gave me time to recover.
Dorn: “you’re friend Curze said he can kill you’re Vulkan the other Dayyyy.”
I never thought about it gold is indeed heavy
I love the idea of Rogal Dorn being a Gen Z Minecraft or Overwatch player with Zelda phones. It's fire, as the kids say.
I fucking love these keep making them
Rogal being Wayne is so fucking funny
Gold is a soft mineral, Iron is invincible
Cap, gold is far more durable than iron
PeterTurbo; you’re 10-ply big shoots!
lmao “ Huh! Straight cap! you just lug some gold bricks together and call it a day. 🤣🤣🤣
Should have had them playing mine craft in the background where pert and dorn are building forts while lorgar builds a church lmao
The fact that this is on a loop makes it even funnier.
*Laughs in ironcage*
*laughs harder in imperial fists reduced by 72%. Breathless of laughter after it took imperial 19 years to get back up and running*
Perturabo proved he was better and dorn was so bitter about it he cut off his own hand in anger and bounced.
Wasn't perturabo always better at building defences and seige warfare? But his main problem was he never thought his fortifications were as good as they could be or something?
@@some_shitposting_idiot3023 yes and no he definitely was insecure, but he also worked himself into insanity by never pursuing his passions or working them into the great crusade he just went from place razed it then went on to the next.
'Hey, how'd you know?'
Going Letterkenny for Dorn works better than I thought.
Dorn as wayne is fantasic
I would have never associated Rogal Dorn with Wayne from Letterkenny.
Dorn is in it, to win it.
Lorgar and his massive cp dungeon under his churches
Perty broke Dorn's defenses while Dorn broke against Perty's.
Don’t know what the voice is supposed to be, but I will now and forever picture Dorn as Michael Cera
Bro you saying petty doesn't work hard? Dude is doing all the hard preventing your fortifications from being used in the first place.
I didnt know Rogal Dorn was from Letterkenny
Of course he was, he's the toughest dude in Ketterkenny! 😁
He comes from a planet that is known for being exceedingly and unreasonably cold.
I refuse to accept any voice for Dorn except SuperAnchor.
letterkenny
Damn Lorgar’s hot…
Lorgar 🤣
JARWD KEESO??
Dorn is canonically from letterkenny
Now we need a scene of Fulfrim talking about all the sneef he’s hoovered
Shoulda used the voice from tts for dorn
I guess dorn is from letterkenny Ontario
Bible says that swearing is wrong
When did Dorn become Wayne lol
That's one sexy indian looking lorgar lol
I have no idea why Dorn constantly has that music in the background but it's so fucking funny, i feel like he has way more personality in these than he does in the lore
Hard to keep that iron sturdy when you constantly gettin flamed 😭 😭 😭 And Vulkan aint even in chat
I think Dorn and Perty have very punchable voice… I approve. They’re both great and insufferable in their own “unique” ways.
As an Imperial Fist fanboy, and thus as physically painful as this is to say, Perturabo was the better engineer. Dorn was the better architect and tactician, but Perturabo was the better engineer.
Peter turbo >>>>>>> royal dork
Pertarabo sure penetranes Femboy Dorn Fortifications.
Mr Adrian looks... Italian. As much as Horus.
what is up with dorns voice 🤣🤣🤣
Perty DESTROYED the walls of Terra Won the Battle of the Iron Cage and the only Neutral one (Dantioch and Pollux) THE IRON WARRIOR SAVED THE IMPERIAL FIST. so you can’t spell Iron Warriors without the W.
AND YOU CANT FORGET PERTY LEARNED ALL ABOUT THE MECHANICUM IN A WEEK WHILE DORN COULDNT AND ONLYTHE BASICS IN MONTHS OH AND THE HURRUD
Yeah but he also lost a contest to a regular human and fell for fulgrims shenanigans
@@commissaryarrick9670 he followed Fulgrim bc he was his brother and Despite what many Think Did have a heart. as for the contest on Olympia it was a whos was “better” contest it was who’s was Prettier.
Dorn only knows sand cattle’s while Perty is better at fortifying and sieging. He built the damn Iron Cage like a beast. The only reason why the Emperor chose Dorn was because he is more of his favorite than Perty. Perty’s Primarch power is craft. Dorn’s like a Forman or a Supervisor that points in directions to Admechs and says build shit. At least Perty makes his blueprints😢😂. Dorn fortifications wasn’t as good as the Iron Cage I think I’m not sure to be exact because I am lore rusty so don’t quote me lol. I just know Perty for a fact is better. I mean the dude builds weapons of destruction that is like STC level for fun.
Ghey.
Is that jared kesso from letterkenny?
Yep!
imagine losing 75% of your legion and still think you're better, need a hand?
What the hell have I listened to?
Not a chaos fan but I believe it was proven that pert is just better
I forgot, who’s fortifications were broken? Oh yeah, dorns
Being assaulted by Horus *Master of the Assault* with Angron and the World Eaters ripping through everything, the Death Guard softening the beaches and Perty providing backup.
The best fortifications in the universe could only have slowed down that teamup.
Na but perty is better at fortifications
Bull