Splatoon 3, But Every Kill You Get $1
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ก.ย. 2022
- I asked my friends to get as many splats in Splatoon 3 turf war as possible, and every time they got one they would earn a dollar. BUT during these games I'll be trying to distract them. How many splats can a player with 5 hours in Splatoon get vs a player with 9,000 hours?
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#splatoon3 - เกม
im rich
ballerling
I’m poor
Right you are
ofc
but i thought you were hackerling?
I am buying SO many pizza rolls with my $10 you won't even believe it
YES DOUG
best collab ever
you make me proud with your roller skills
Will you share them with us
get some for us guod
Dan named multiple fruits, instead of one vegetable
He is amazing
hes so smart
That's Dan for ya.
He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit.
Dragon *fruit* is my favourite vegetable.
Fruits and végétable are a social construct SCAM by the government there all plants bye gold bye !
saying that pearl probably drinks oil and is therefore the most flammable idol is one of the funniest and most accurate things i've ever heard about her
I drink bones and eat paint
@@frye. thank you Frye very epic
@@frye. how insightful
@@frye. inspiring
@@frye. life changing
Jay, I just wanted to say. Your mom is very generous for making us pizza rolls, I hope she gets us a sprite as well.
Yay
I’m still waiting for the pizza rolls and cookies from the last two goals
Kinda parched...ngl 😂
i think they burned in the Oven
nah man, sprite is at 600k
Today we learned a great lesson: NEVER give carrots to Splatoon TH-camrs
Scam
@@raphaelunger3057 no worries, I reported it
Directions Unclear. Gave Carrot TH-camrs Splatoon
Watching DougDoug know nothing about Splatoon was the funniest part. "He's a flounder, right?"
the man used a roller like it was a gun and called Big Man a flounder
second funniest part was jay responding "no he's a sting ray". big man is a manta ray
@@glowstickspinalfluid still closer then "flounder"
I love how he immediately went from someone with 5-6 hours to someone with 740
then to someone with 9100
I love how failboat didn't list a vegetable at all and he answered it twice lol
I'm a Millionaire now
7:50 so he asked failboat what "vegetable" he would use to defend his house and he proceeds to say 2 fruits.
He literally said dragonfruit man 💀
"Dude will probably pick dude."
Dude: Me
The prophecy has become true.
0:26 "if you get 10 kills you get 10 dollars, if you get 30 kills youget 30 dollars if you get 700 kills I report you." -Jaymoji
the most flammable idol is shiver. reason 1. her name. shivering is associated with the cold. this makes it seem that she spends most of her time in the cold, and therefore would not be used to being near fire. reason 2. her looks. the absence of the eyeliner, and her skin makes her seem albino, and albino people lack pigment, which is one of the things that make you resistant to sunlight, and the sun is fire. reason 3. in splatfests the platform (or should I say splatform) she stands on, is made of wood. wood is very flammable, meaning she would get set on fire faster. Reason 4: she picked grass in the pokemon splatfest, and grass is weak to fire in pokemon.
The sun is made of plasma actually
@@thesavageone8685 every single time i make a good comment
...
you like to research this type of stuff then?
@@oreomerchant6600 uh…
No?
maybe?
yes
achully (nerd)
shivers name is based on the fact shes highly accosiated with sharks; and shiver is another word to describe fear.
Jay always laughing when everyone says carrot 😂
I would be absolutely poor if I did this
I mean who wouldn’t? 😭
Fr😥
Im absolutely poor anyway
@@toby4784 Fr
Debt
i bought so many arizona iced teas with my winnings
so real arizona tea is the best
lmfao i love that they all immediately answer jaymoji hoping for brownie points
not all of them
love how dan not only picked 2 fruits, but one literally has fruit in the name and he didnt even notice
I love how you were writing all the answers with a feather
how nobody said callie to the flammable question is beyond me because she seems like the type of person to accidentally set something on fire lmao
This challenge confirms DougDoug's next video: "Reproduction explained with food"
perfectly calling out how dude would answer that question was so funny lmao and i really liked the mental image failboat paints with dual wielding dangerous fruits
as a math enthusiast, i received much psychic damage watching everyone answer 9 + 15 wrong
(thank you kacero)
Even though I got it right, I still feel like I have brain damage for how long my "uhhhh" was LOL
@@Kaceroreal
tbh I'd kill for a JayMoji, Doug doug, Pointcrow collab
I legit cried when Doug called Big Man a flounder 💀 💀
HE'S A STINGRAY!!
idk man last time i checked giraffes ain't flat
Imagine you invited octoboy and he was just silent the whole time
Things learned today: Do not rob Frye in the grocery store near the carrots with a flamethrower.
Coconuts are incredibly deadly
I was waiting patiently for somebody to say "Jaymoji DELUXE" but The Barry was cut out before he finished, damn
The fact that I knew exactly what song Mellana was talking about at 13:24 , I was absolutely obsessed with that story mode song for a long time (It's called "Seep & Destroy" by Octoplush btw)
Doug: "He's a flounder, right?"
Jay: "No, he's a stingray."
Me: "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HE'S A MANTA RAY THE CLUE'S IN THE NAME"
Having DougDoug going first was totally unexpected, but a welcoming one
“If you got 700 kills, I’ll report you😑”
Bruh
First off, I love this concept. This video was hilarious.
Second, hearing how many hours everyone mentions they have in Splatoon 3 so far, I feel like I gotta chill tf out. I'm a busy college student and somehow in spite of spending 12 hours a day M-Th at school and working 25 hours a week and still somehow getting all my homework finished, I've additionally managed to play *so* much Splatoon 3. I never actually played Splatoon 1 or 2 since I didn't have a WiiU as a teen and didn't buy myself a switch until 2020. Idk why I just never picked up 2 even though I was obssessed with Callie as a kid during the duration of S1. Through sheer determination, sleep deprivation, and the need to cope with the workload of Art School somehow, I have already clocked 90 hours in Splatoon 3 😭 it's wild to me that I've somehow played more hours than my friends who played hundreds of hours across the first two games and watching this thinking I would be in a normal range compared to those with thousands of hours across the board my Splatoon 3 hours are still stupidly high already. Damn 😭 escapism is a powerful thing
you don't sleep, do you?
@@SageArdor hmm I wonder 🤔
welcome to the insomniac family! do not enjoy your stay; it is hell here, and you will grow slowly insane.
we at least have crossaints!
Cyrus:Eggplant
Understandable.
Cyrus: Crying face emoji
What do you mean by that?
If anyone's interested, the songs the Mellana and DUDE were talking about are Alterna Mission 8 and Paintscraper, respectively.
This was a distraction test, which explains why Boat was Top 3, he's used to his chat Bullying/Distracting him, and is therefore unphased by Jay doing it.
PLEASE DO ANOTHER VID LIKE THIS, THIS WAS SO GOOD
5:07 “lack of homicide” is now framed on my wall
I'd love to see this as some sort of series! Hilarious!
“If you get 10 kills you get $10, if you get 30 kills you get $30, if you get 700 kills… *I RePorT YoU* “ -Jay 2022
for anyone wondering, the song Mellana was talking about is called "Seep and Destroy" from the Splatoon 3 story mode
"If you get 10 kills you get $10, if you get 30 kills you get $30, if you get 700 kills *I report you* "
This is my favorite jaymoji quote.
next Time you gotta do it with ProChara
*Why are all these splatubers shanking people with carrots...*
Gotta love seeing jay eat that 3 dollar Wawa breakfast burrito
IM SO GLAD DOUGDOUG PLAYED SPLATOON EVEN IF ITS ONLY 5 HOURS LMAO
A lot of people don't know this. Dude is so good a Splatoon that Nintendo begs him not to participate in tournaments, so that other teams can actually stand a chance at winning. If he participated in any tournament, the other teams would just pack up and leave before any of the matches started. What would the point be other than to watch him crush their hopes and dreams and mix their tears into his G Fuel? So they just bribe him with double the money that he would've won. He once held a team back at spawn by himself, while the rest of his team went afk and got some ice cream. They didn't even offer him any, because the taste of crushing his opponents is a sweet enough treat for him, although it was still pretty rude.
Note to self: get 699 kills to not get reported
"what fruits or veggies are you using to defend yourself"
Grenade avocado.
Should have a team like mecha, chara, dude and Melana in a turf war so they just drain your account while talking about random shit and still winning
This video was so fun!! I loved the random questions that distracted everyone🤣
hearing hackerling struggle with 1st grade math problems really made my day
Everybody gangsta until that poor woman will have to make at least 500k pizza rolls
I'm surprised no one mentioned peppers for the vegetable. I'd pick a ghost pepper, crush it, then rub the juice in the robber's eyes.
Peppers are fruits
@@djroscurro9859 I guess you're right. I just never realized
I like how hacker was like panicking for a sec. And I love how jaymoji looks, he looks pretty epic.
That bathtub bit was hilarious 😂
Ok but can this become a huge series, PLEASE
Bro Hacker’s laugh literally serves as my life support.
Amazing concept like always jay ! It would be amazing if you did a version with your subscribers !
See it’s funny because there’s a Transformer figure in the Titans Return line, being special edition Arcee. It’s head comes off and becomes another character.
The character’s name? Leinad.
Who knew me and Doug Doug were 1 day apart for our birthday
Everyone getting the 9+15 question wrong was hilarious. It's the great equalizer.
Amazing vid man, hope to see a next one of these.
but with other creators/pro's ^^
Amazing vid and stay awesome
i'mma get myself THREE biggie bags from wendys now
Idk why but that inkling hair actually fits jay so well
I get that JayMoji was not an acceptable answer, but JayMoji Deluxe was outlawed as well??? Wild.
That beginning was unexpected 😂
That 9 + 15 is gonna be the new 6 x 3 from Hardstop Lucas cuz nobody knows it.
Jay: which vegetable would you defend yourself with
Dan: *dragonfruit*
That is what he said
this version of Jay is the actual smart and sophisticated! XD
I usually get 10 kills a match, but doesn't matter because I'm gonna probably get disconnected
Hearing DougDoug talk about Splatoon was not something that I ever thought would happen.
its really refreshing to see new players
i dont want to be near a splatoon player that is holding a carrot.
noted
This is some of the most entertaining splatoon content ive ever seen
5:40 can confirm, crab battle is a real youtube thing!
I can totally see this as a series. 👍
Well Frye being most flammable makes sense now, she was literally on team fire.
they're all so wholesome
was very surprised to see Doug here, loved the vid!
4:04 this is the only reason i came to this video
“hoo ho HOO”
“Im gonna take that as a no”
Should have brought Prochara if you could have I wonder how many hours he has
Your videos are amazing and really make my day
I’m subscribed btw
And I hope you get 500k subs by the end of the year
Jamba Juice belongs to jay confirmed
Watching this in the middle of Italian class the grind never stops for jaymoji
Ciao everyone!
@text me on telegram @JayMoji Not today scammer
i swear he was about to say "hello everybody my name is markiplier welcome back" XD great vid
Your commentary makes me laugh 😂
this was delightful i hope u make another one /gen
Love how put an add after hacker said teeth are my favourite
ah! no I still haven’t gotten the game yet😭
I’m so jealous. But ur making me really excited! another great video as always🧡
revived cuttlefish is the most flammable to me hahaha
cant wait for the pizza rolls though!
oh my god i didnt expect dougdoug to be here, so many of my favorite youtubers in one video!!
4:04 Jay was that a callback to a early splatoon 2 video. the one where you did a kill challenge with tweets.
Hey Jay I kinda sad Chara wasn't in the video but I do like watching everyone in the video but it's ok have a good day to whoever read this I dumb btw
Jay, every time you asked favorite song, I thought of the song that plays in the cooking videos with the men kissing.
kinda wild that I found DougDoug's channel only two weeks ago and now he's your first guest of the day