If you do this again you should setup a system that allows them to say their final words, and broadcast them to the world so they are heard before their inevitable death and resurrection.
He speaks the truth your life only lasts for 24 hours and then once you spend your time in bed crying you eventually die and then start a new life the day after!
depends what rank/mode there's something called a 'power level' associated with every weapon. and it tries to make this level/number equal in both teams. in some modes, such as X-rank, it does seem to be stricter than in turf war. idk how it exactly works, but yeah, it's somewhat close and accurate.
"you might be the first survivor of today's brutal purge* now take that out of context and holy fu- Jay: my headphones aren't broken they are completely intact! literally 2 seconds later: changed the world, my final message, goodbye. "if you suck me I'll suck you" ...rinse and repeat the first one. "people are living, people are dying, this is just- were speed running a plague" what
It's always a great day when there's a new upload from JayMoji, his videos never fail to make me laugh so hard so many times Especially this video, it somehow manages to be even more hilarious than Jay's usual hilarity!!
im pretty sure i fought that exact team at 2:18 i remember them pissing me off big time bc we only had one backline (me) who didn't know what they were doing
Jay you are the reason i picked up nautilus and i never thought i would enjoy it as much as i do but here i am with 4 stars on it and a near 100% use on splatnet
As a Tri slosher main. Seeing it at the back of jaymoji's favorites is completely and utterly Understandable. I had to deal with its absolute garbage kit for half a year until the Nouveau version came out
If you do this again you should setup a system that allows them to say their final words, and broadcast them to the world so they are heard before their inevitable death and resurrection.
That would’ve been hilarious, I would’ve just posted the lyrics to Buddy Holly. Because “Squeezer” and “Weezer” joke funny
@@gh0stgarbage OH MY GOD ITS YOU
"You'll be banned for life, by that, I mean 24 hours. Calm down!"
(Hires Hitman)
I’ve never heard of the Cha Cha Slide as an analogy for circling the Tower pole before, but I will definitely be using that from now on
i call it pole dancing
@@QuackImpala7321lol wtf
9:51 gives me the same vibes as Matpat saying "I want that thickness inside my bod-" while talking about double stuf oreos.
9:16 I still remember seeing someone on twitter animating this and I live for it
RIP Jaymoji's broken headphones, I liked this video in your honor
NO WAY CHRIS PRATT PLAYS SPLATOON!?!?!?!?!?!
HAHA
I still feel I should've been banned, because there was no way Jay would've won if it wasn't for that disconnect.
Nah, he would’ve made a JayMoji comeback
A wins a win
To whoever in chat asked “what does o7 mean” it’s supposed to look like a person saluting
I KNOW THIS WAS A YEAR AGO BUT THANK YOU I NEVER KNEW WHAT IT MEANT
@@Namayunn happy to help!
Jays uploads never fail to make burst out laughing and worry my parents👍👍👍
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As a part-time bloblobber main, I can confirm I have to hold myself at gunpoint to play it
He speaks the truth your life only lasts for 24 hours and then once you spend your time in bed crying you eventually die and then start a new life the day after!
7:44 yeah that's kinda how the matchmaking works actually, it tries to match you with a team with similiar weapon classes I think
depends what rank/mode
there's something called a 'power level' associated with every weapon.
and it tries to make this level/number equal in both teams.
in some modes, such as X-rank, it does seem to be stricter than in turf war.
idk how it exactly works, but yeah, it's somewhat close and accurate.
Whenever i play e liter cause im tired of splatlings,i always match with shooters and duelies
I showed up twice in this video with Explo and Tri-slosher LMAO
GGs Jay! Fun running into you!
Jay out of context is one of the greatest things. Good vid Jay 👍👍
live video footage of chris pratt saying his headphones are ok when they most definitely are not: 9:16
The comedic timing of those headphones was perfect.
Jay: No one plays Bloblober voluntarily!
@Alphastar716:
"Blob Lobber"
Never heard anyone say its name right
I call it the Blob Lobber, and this video made me worry I was saying it wrong this whole time 😭
1 ban = 1 prayer for jays headphones
committing 9:16 to my memory forever
3:52 I feel the pain for Jay as I'm a reef Lux main and it's hard to get used to it but now I'm 5 star and I'm really Good with it
"you might be the first survivor of today's brutal purge* now take that out of context and holy fu-
Jay: my headphones aren't broken they are completely intact! literally 2 seconds later: changed the world, my final message, goodbye.
"if you suck me I'll suck you" ...rinse and repeat the first one.
"people are living, people are dying, this is just- were speed running a plague" what
I never realized how much Jay sounds like Chris Pratt until he mentioned it in this video...
I cant unhear it, help.
You did this to yourself Jay
9:20 damn near choked on my sandwich because of this
It's always a great day when there's a new upload from JayMoji, his videos never fail to make me laugh so hard so many times
Especially this video, it somehow manages to be even more hilarious than Jay's usual hilarity!!
10:03 no one is going to forget
im pretty sure i fought that exact team at 2:18 i remember them pissing me off big time bc we only had one backline (me) who didn't know what they were doing
I was doing some school work and then at 9:55 I was like wait what is he talking about 😂😂😂
12:03 splatbomb jumpscare
another chris pratt classic!
7:27 I AM IN THE VIDEO LMAOO
I love getting banned for picking terrible weapons
Jay you are the reason i picked up nautilus and i never thought i would enjoy it as much as i do but here i am with 4 stars on it and a near 100% use on splatnet
As a Tri slosher main. Seeing it at the back of jaymoji's favorites is completely and utterly
Understandable. I had to deal with its absolute garbage kit for half a year until the Nouveau version came out
I’m now wondering what celebrity someone would say Jay sounds like and he’d agree
Yknow Jay sounds an awful lot like that one popular splatoober Jaymoji.. Idk probably just me
@@fyra_cat2119 yeah he sounds a lot like that TH-camr Jaymoji
@@fyra_cat2119dunno, he sounds more like Jaymoji Deluxe to me
Jaymoji: People dont play bloblobber unless dared.
Alphastar: *I sense a disturbance in the force*
*No viewers were banned in this video.*
*edit: How did I get 225 likes? I want more likes*
*2nd edit: We’re the top comment!*
lmao i hope this becomes the top comment
Are You Sure about that
@@theimaginator8757 IT IS
I mean, I was, you can clearly see it at 14:55
Edit: Or, well at 15:55
@@gh0stgarbage SHADOWSNUTSACK LOL
I remember when you did this in 2 and sick suggested a weapon and you got matched against sick and lost! They banned by themselves!😂
Thats just- wow XD
my headphones aren’t broken!!!
*immediately breaks headphones*
questions life for a minute
This is one of the funniest videos ive ever watched
That's JayMoji for you!
*No viewers were harmed in the making of this video*
wow you really sound like chris pratt
my man's throwing the matches so hard 😂
Wow I love watching Chris Pratt play Splatoon
Bloblobber is fun as hell, ok?!
Edit: Snipewriter is also fun to use!
Ayy
jay youu're carrying me through my depression, ily
7:54: They should honestly add a gamemode where the only purpose is to get kills.
Bro Snipewriter has the same range as Splaterscope.
I never knew Chris Pratt played splatoon 3 !
0:19 why is my life 24 hours jay what have you done to me
0:08 You sound like Chris Pratt
Well um
FIRST OF ALL: You sound like Chris Pratt!
SECOND: butts
THIRD: pick blobblobber
this is probably enough for a death wish
seeing prinz made my day (coroika character)
me after hearing 9:53: 🤨
Cant believe they got the real Chris Pratt to play Splatoon
I started watching this at 11:46 and it’s only been 4 minutes and it’s already 12:19 AM 💀
0:09 Huh, well now that you mention it...
Keep up the good work jay❤❤❤❤
This video reminds me of “I Don’t get mad or salty at games”
"YOU FOOL! I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!"
12:21
Happy 8th birthday, Splatoon. :)
jay never fails to make me laugh!! ❤
The amount of Poor people dude- I mean all where victims and only a *few managed to calm back alive…*
why does chat keep saying o7?
Bring back the very first intro
I wish I didn’t miss this I would love to be ban from your twitch chat for 24 hours
The first time I watched one of jay’s videos I thought to myself, “wow, he sounds a lot like Chris Prat.” And I now know that other people agree.
4:00 its called “missle spam” i think…
Wake up babe new Jaymoji video
Jay never fails, to make me laugh 👍
the twitch chat hunger games lol
Proud to say I'm the friend of ghost at 14:55
sorry i have to flex its not my fault theyre the coolest bamboo and squeezer main around
sorry i have to flex its not my fault theyre the coolest bamboo and squeezer main around
Yay we are doing this again!!
hey jay has anyone ever told you you sound like Chris Pratt?
man looks like such a nice guy, man another but they gotta do a ban appeal :)
9:21 (Sorry for commenting again but anyway) Jaymoji is scout from tf2?!?!?!?!?!?!
SNIPEWRITER IS SO GOOD I LOVE IT
I love the snipewriter! 🎉
9:33 Starburst?
My headphones aren’t broken!
*headphones fall apart
LMAO BUTS
Wow you sound like Chris Pratt!
You should play undercover brella!
This guy kinda sounds like Christ Pratt ngl
LMAOO THE HEADPHONES
so THIS is where kacero got the idea from /s
5:09 I have tiny hands
jay dosn't play minecraft but did a buterfly click😂
I stopped listening for a second and then I heard buttcream 3:55
"we are yellow, the colour of gold"
not wrong i guess...?
hey can u play splatoon 3 local player with 2 people in the same room? do i need 4 joy cons?
What if you just dissconected came back a few minutes later and stay silent 🗿
What kind of strawberries do you eat, clash blaster doesn’t really look like a strawberry to me ❤
I still remember saying rapid out-ranges range blaster
9:51 Ayo Pause 🤨📸
can you do the same thing but with turf war
Undercover Brella
11:08 Wall tar while?!!!!!??!?!?!!!?!?!???!!!
will you do andi splatoon 3?
i love reeflux bro
Blobbler main here, I think I'm done with....then it haunts my dreams