my note to self is masturbation, if U produce sperm, could get u charged with genocide, in the words of the Great Monty Pythoners, "evry sperm is useful, evry sperm is good" n now every one of those millions of tiny lil swimmers or the special.......kinda swimmers, matter, every time they pop out to be seen......... i can hear them now...."i matter, i'm here, some r a lil queer, but gosh darn it the masters say we r good" now i gotta wipe them out my ear...............that is the dirty side of genocide, but spunk in the ear ain't right either so plz don't hold it against me.
I believe 80% of them died by disease though so idk if it would be considered the worst due to it not being the most horrifying. Like the holocaust and the Armenian genocide were much more horrifying and fucked up when it comes to murder, how they were murdered and so on and so forth.
From the expressions on his face he seems to be thinking “this is not why I came here.” Of course the reasoning behind it could be anything given the contents of this video. 🤣
Brother you are so effortlessly funny, how do you carry the conversations like without making it awkward or cringey? Honestly salute to you cuz being a comedian is no joke…i feel like I did something there um idk
A friend recently posted a quote… “When you begin to see that your enemy is suffering, that is the beginning of insight.” Thich Nhat Ha You chosen such a difficult and heroic path. You will have to regularly deal with the loud and obnoxious 30% who will drown out the 70% who think you are all kinds of awesome and support your difficult work. ❤🕊️❤️
“IF I MUST DIE” by Refaat Alareer If I must die, you must live to tell my story to sell my things to buy a piece of cloth and some strings, (make it white with a long tail) so that a child, somewhere in Gaza while looking heaven in the eye awaiting his dad who left in a blaze- and bid no one farewell not even to his flesh not even to himself- sees the kite, my kite you made, flying up above and thinks for a moment an angel is there bringing back love If I must die let it bring hope let it be a tale.
It was great, especially considering what you were given. You think really fast on your feet, but what's even more impressive is that you think of funny and tactful things to say when you are given lemons.
Wow he has raw talent!! Love the crowdwork ability, keep killing it sir! Would love to see you do more shows at Comedy Cellar, same place that Akaash Singh & Andrew Schulz got their practice in before going viral via TH-cam.
Entry level teacher is probably the last profession I'd admit out loud when I know I'm on camera, drunk, and at a comedy club. Teacher's have been fired for less.
I can tell you had to censor yourself in this one, which is why you didn't want to talk about it, but you have one of the strongest platforms to talk about it.
you can see how depressed the table around him is when this topic is discussed. but he was very calm discussing it and turning the knowledge into something funny.
@@emmettdonkeydoodle6230Do you know about Irgun, Lehi and Haganah? There aren't 2 sides. Sorry. Just like apartheid South Africa you're either wrong or right.
@@MT-kx2uc Yes, I know about then. What specifically is your point about them? They all had vastly different histories and ideologies and were not the only Jewish militias either, they were just the largest.
@@MT-kx2ucDo you know about the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem meeting and staying with H*tler? Or asking him to take care of the Jews in Palestine? Maybe you can have a more nuanced view of history. Additionally, the Lehi and the Irgun were fringe militias, maybe consisting of a couple thousand members at any given point.
Sammy is very good at handling hecklers. Much better than the "pros" like that Carr who is very insulting and deprevating. That's actually not difficult to do, since it shows no respect. Sammy has a way of using diplomacy in his remarks.
Dear God please stop this stupid genocide. Its so evil. Dear God please keep us from the evil we can see and the evil we can’t. AMEEN..#free Palestinian Dear God please free Palestinian.
@@doggolovescheese1310 hate? Imagine if it was your family held hostage? I had sympathy for the plight of the Palestinians,but all that evaporated after what I saw on the 7th Oct,no right minded person does acts like that and the world saw it as well. But you approve,don't you?
IT IS 100 PERCENT, and that's why Canada (reluctantly) last year settled with a $40 billion dollar compensation agreement with their Aboriginal peoples.
you're smart, funny, witty, brave, quick on your feet and you r thought provoking. now that's a stand-up comic for you! so many milktoast, boring twats out there playing it safe trying to please the mainstream elite (both right and left) with tired old stuff. booo. more like u is what we need. keep going!!! maybe send videos to bassem youssef to get chances to reach wider audience with his help? good luck!
As we learn more and more it has become so clear that there are two different factions of Zayo NOT-Z: Those who are denying the Palestinian Hollowcost and those who are insisting to carry on with a Palestinian Hollowcost. *Rest* *in* *Power* *Aaron* *Bushnell* I will never forget you and your last words of " *Free* *Palestine* "
Underinvestment in education in the US and the U.K. over the last 40 years is for a reason-it’s coming along nicely-the rich powerful are just lovin’ it ….😂
Note to self: You just can't win an argument against a comic. You'll just end up being the punchline.
Can't win a boxing match either 🥊
No one can defeat comics. Even Shakespeare turned to graphic novels
my note to self is masturbation, if U produce sperm, could get u charged with genocide, in the words of the Great Monty Pythoners, "evry sperm is useful, evry sperm is good" n now every one of those millions of tiny lil swimmers or the special.......kinda swimmers, matter, every time they pop out to be seen.........
i can hear them now...."i matter, i'm here, some r a lil queer, but gosh darn it the masters say we r good" now i gotta wipe them out my ear...............that is the dirty side of genocide, but spunk in the ear ain't right either so plz don't hold it against me.
Drunks can be a handful but Sammy handled it like a pro 👏
And this woman is drunk, but unfortunately still talking😅
The sad part is, I don’t even think she was drunk.
He’s prob like- someone might kill me for my ethnicity while I’m walking to the store for a snack anyway so f* it.
@@AnyDayOnTheWater are you talking about the teacher or the visibly drunk person who said she blacked out? 😊
That guy in the front is like...oh boy
He seems to be the only one in the crowd uncomfortable with the topic. It may explain a lot about the state of American politics.
cuz he's WHITE
@@stuart6478oh stfu. You know nothing about him or his politics. Racist much?
@@stuart6478 That makes zero sense, 70% of the crowd was white.
@@stuart6478 That makes zero sense, 70% of the crowd was white.
Whoever said, "Congo," does his homework and is brave. These days, that'll get you called antisemitic. Lol.
Well only people who vape will call it that
The genocide of Native Americans is the worst that is never discussed.
Agree
also Indians, don't give the British empire a pass
Americans don't like to acknowledge genocide
@@burgermind802agree our history is shocking. Does that qualify as genocide though? Genuine question.
I believe 80% of them died by disease though so idk if it would be considered the worst due to it not being the most horrifying. Like the holocaust and the Armenian genocide were much more horrifying and fucked up when it comes to murder, how they were murdered and so on and so forth.
These fools imagining their lives are interesting enough to interrupt and take over a show! Ugh! They should have to pay everyone’s ticket back.
Dude handled it with class.
She’s showing how smart she is , God help the kids she teaches
For real pretty faacking scary and gross
That's the alcohol talking, man.
@@kristinachilds8270 No, it's her but more animated. She is a jerk naturally. No alcohol needed.
4:44 does anyone knows what is she saying here and why everybody is " buuuuuh"? I can't understand it
That's not fair.
the old man in front row contemplating life choices : what the fk happened to people ?
Bro I want to know what he’s thinking.
😂😂😂 frfr
From the expressions on his face he seems to be thinking “this is not why I came here.”
Of course the reasoning behind it could be anything given the contents of this video. 🤣
lol yea
I think he was expecting knock-knock jokes. He really likes them.
She doesn't give up, does she?
Dunning Krueger Syndrome.
She is a pest
What does she want to talk about?
You are one of the classiest intellectuals I’ve ever witnessed, Sammy. You are EXCEPTIONALLY talented and your wisdom is unmatched❤️
you can tell that the woman next to her is embarrassed for her LMAO
Brother you are so effortlessly funny, how do you carry the conversations like without making it awkward or cringey? Honestly salute to you cuz being a comedian is no joke…i feel like I did something there um idk
That bespectacled 'reading teacher' sounds absolutely dense.
In the last millisecond, you hear "I'd wished you say that!" Very excitedly after Sam described what his favourite genocide was
A friend recently posted a quote…
“When you begin to see that your enemy is suffering, that is the beginning of insight.”
Thich Nhat Ha
You chosen such a difficult and heroic path. You will have to regularly deal with the loud and obnoxious 30% who will drown out the 70% who think you are all kinds of awesome and support your difficult work.
❤🕊️❤️
The person immediately replied genocide without even needing a moment to think about the question. Because this genocide is always on on our minds !
Stand up comedy is tough gig especially in front of clowns.
Why is nobody stopping that woman!
Because it kinda helps the show
no one wants to deal with crazy
She's a menace
So we can let everyone see what a sac of shit she really is
Than she says she is black out drunk
No she is just letting out her real thoughts
Because she is a literal train wreck like Amy Schumer who creates the comedy as she humiliates herself
“IF I MUST DIE”
by Refaat Alareer
If I must die, you must live to tell my story to sell my things to buy a piece of cloth and some strings, (make it white with a long tail)
so that a child, somewhere in Gaza while looking heaven in the eye awaiting his dad who left in a blaze- and bid no one farewell not even to his flesh not even to himself- sees the kite, my kite you made, flying up above and thinks for a moment an angel is there bringing back love
If I must die let it bring hope let it be a tale.
What did she say when the other person suggested mental health?
That was an amazing ending 😂😂😂
Haha I have no idea anything she said
Someone else said her comment was: "can I heckle just one more time." Idk tho I couldn't make it out.
Damn. You handling those hecklers and bringing the discussion back full circle is a class act! Brilliant!
It was great, especially considering what you were given. You think really fast on your feet, but what's even more impressive is that you think of funny and tactful things to say when you are given lemons.
Let’s acknowledge the older gentleman regretting choosing to be there. 🤦🏻♂️😔
I like how she couldn't just say she was an ESL teacher for arabic middle schoolers. :P
Wow he has raw talent!! Love the crowdwork ability, keep killing it sir!
Would love to see you do more shows at Comedy Cellar, same place that Akaash Singh & Andrew Schulz got their practice in before going viral via TH-cam.
Entry level teacher is probably the last profession I'd admit out loud when I know I'm on camera, drunk, and at a comedy club. Teacher's have been fired for less.
Genocide is nothing to laugh about, these people are mad.
These two people in the audience do not know how to just roll with it, instead taking everything as an insult
That audience member "i am so good I'll bring up genocide at a comedy show"
Wow. Can’t believe I just discovered your comedy. You are very talented. Rooting for you!
Hes actually funny 😂😂😂. I mostly hate stand up comedians bc of how cringe they are but he’s cool
Watching this right now. Is wow.
over 100 million dead natives on North and South America from desise riddled first contact with Europeans.
It was always going to happen eventually the world not being big enough
Also central America, they whiped out 90% of all the people.
You are freaking hilarious. It's not easy to deal with hecklers.
I can tell you had to censor yourself in this one, which is why you didn't want to talk about it, but you have one of the strongest platforms to talk about it.
If I ever make it to the US, your show is the first stand-up I'm attending.
You seem so natural and fun.
Dark humour is like food... not everyone gets it.
I'm not gonna lie you killed this
" That's not fair because I didn't let you do it "
Badically
Amazing love the dark humor bro!!
God this crowd is so uptight and hostile
Damn this whole vid is gold. Way to go Sammy
you can see how depressed the table around him is when this topic is discussed. but he was very calm discussing it and turning the knowledge into something funny.
I feel for the man in the front. His eyes say he has seen things.
Handling hecklers, youre headed straight for being a cross between Matt Rife and Troy Bond. Love your work!
Amazing job by this young man. Wow.
So funny. Incredible comic.
Your video randomly came to my playlist and you got a new subscriber. You are smart and funny👍
You handled this amazingly and somehow even made it funny which would seem an impossible
Your patience and raw talent Sammy - pure gold!
At the last second someone: "I was hoping you would say that"
You’re very talented my friend. Well done!
This was actually your best comedy from the ones I listened to. It was funny without being hateful.
She really made the old man in a blue shirt totally uncomfortable 😣 ,me too.
Which one? The teacher or the drunk ass person who couldn't keep her head up?
I dont know how he does this. I was cringing from the beginning. And Im watching this from home! He got my respect.
He's great but the audience was kinda gross
I ❤ Sammy, he is the most patient comic i ever encouter he can handle most situations
It's hilarious how uncomfortable the old man is in the front!
Sammy, you are now my favorite comedian working today.
Hi. YT algorithm just let me find you.. you rock!
Sammy’s crowd work is incredible.
💔💔💔🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸❤️❤️❤️
🇮🇱💗🇵🇸
@@emmettdonkeydoodle6230Do you know about Irgun, Lehi and Haganah? There aren't 2 sides. Sorry. Just like apartheid South Africa you're either wrong or right.
@@MT-kx2uc Yes, I know about then. What specifically is your point about them? They all had vastly different histories and ideologies and were not the only Jewish militias either, they were just the largest.
@@emmettdonkeydoodle6230’militias’ lol. Terrorists
@@MT-kx2ucDo you know about the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem meeting and staying with H*tler? Or asking him to take care of the Jews in Palestine? Maybe you can have a more nuanced view of history. Additionally, the Lehi and the Irgun were fringe militias, maybe consisting of a couple thousand members at any given point.
dude this is amazing. please come to mexico and perform.
This tragically didn't age very well :(
holy black mirror episode
You're so great!
Sammy you're the King bro
My favorite comedian
Dude you navigated that perfectly
Master comic indeed avoided a whole controversy with impeccable skill
The punchline at the end really knocked me off my feet!
This aged well
Sammy is very good at handling hecklers. Much better than the "pros" like that Carr who is very insulting and deprevating. That's actually not difficult to do, since it shows no respect. Sammy has a way of using diplomacy in his remarks.
I came for the controversy, and what I went away with was a pretty funny and talented comedian.
Great comedy, brother.
Dear God please stop this stupid genocide. Its so evil. Dear God please keep us from the evil we can see and the evil we can’t. AMEEN..#free Palestinian Dear God please free Palestinian.
Give back the hostages? Nah you don't care about them do you?
@@russe19642why are you here with your hate on a TH-cam video of an upstanding Palestinian comic?
@@doggolovescheese1310 hate? Imagine if it was your family held hostage? I had sympathy for the plight of the Palestinians,but all that evaporated after what I saw on the 7th Oct,no right minded person does acts like that and the world saw it as well. But you approve,don't you?
Is the war between the colonizer and the native american not a genocide???
IT IS 100 PERCENT, and that's why Canada (reluctantly) last year settled with a $40 billion dollar compensation agreement with their Aboriginal peoples.
you're smart, funny, witty, brave, quick on your feet and you r thought provoking. now that's a stand-up comic for you!
so many milktoast, boring twats out there playing it safe trying to please the mainstream elite (both right and left) with tired old stuff. booo.
more like u is what we need. keep going!!! maybe send videos to bassem youssef to get chances to reach wider audience with his help? good luck!
Man! that Egyptian Bassem Youssef would be the last person on earth might think to help another middle eastren comidian to be anything at all!!!
I'm dead.😭🤣
4:48- I think she said can i just heckle one more time.
I think she really wanted to hear jokes about genocide. Drunk people are no filter.
What the hell is wrong with these people 😂
how genius are you? this was brilliant
The reading teacher: Holy microaggressions batman!
The grown Man at front in blue gives the look of Mike from Breaking Bad. I thought he's gonna grab a gun out of his back and shot at him 😂
Live without a net! and..... Victory! lol
0:34 The lady in the back is enjoying the show LMAO
You're a brave man, Sammy
I've never seen someone handle awkward hecklers this well before, I would simply die from cringe.
You're great!
Deceptive headline forgivable. This was hilarious.
Master!
The thing of a comedian's bad dream.
what she say before everyone went 'oooh' after someone suggested mental health
Okay but considering what's happening in Gaza, they were on point for bringing up Genocide 5 months ago 😭
As we learn more and more it has become so clear that there are two different factions of Zayo NOT-Z:
Those who are denying the Palestinian Hollowcost and those who are insisting to carry on with a Palestinian Hollowcost.
*Rest* *in* *Power* *Aaron* *Bushnell* I will never forget you and your last words of " *Free* *Palestine* "
I hope this is not representative of teachers in the U.S. 🫠
Underinvestment in education in the US and the U.K. over the last 40 years is for a reason-it’s coming along nicely-the rich powerful are just lovin’ it ….😂
Thé man in the blue t-shirt on the first raw is completely uncomfortable with what’s happening, I don’t blame him.
Hilarious 😂