Been talking about a lot of heavy stuff lately, so decided to give the crowd a little break and see what they wanted to talk about… #standupcomedy #crowdwork #Arab
they said all the healthcare is going to israel. then he said all the obgyn (pregnancy related doctors) are only working in israel. Birthright is a program to get jews from outside of israel to go see israel. so the doctors who help with birth and the program. hope i helped lol@@sicuro5050
It means that only Jewish people have the right to live there. They spend a ton of money to create settlements of foreigners to expel the indigenous population and steal their land and home.
@@sicuro5050"Birthright" is a racist zionist program offering a free trip to the Middle East only to young people of Jewish heritage to encourage them to support projects to displace Palestinians from their homes.
trying not to watch much of your stuff online bc i intend to see you again in June in LA (just saw u recently in Bellflower lmaooo), but really been needing a good laugh lately, and i'm so happy i watched this one. you're so talented, and thank you for the work you're doing involving human rights. it's not an easy job to stand up for what's right, but the more of us that do it, the better.
I’ve noticed that whatever ethnicity you get they’re usually chill in the states, in the homeland they go native very quickly. It took me 5 days to go full native for example.
Bro, no bullshit you are good. Are you rank you way high next to Dave and Kevin and Chris Rock you name it . Again, I cannot wait for you to come to Texas.
To all parents: you’re doing great, you’re doing the best you can with screenagers or toddlers or infants. Sometimes we feel like we’re not good enough. We feel guilty. But you’re not alone. You got this. It’s just a reminder, more to myself I guess but I thought to share it.
I can’t joke about the genocide that’s happening in Palestine done by apartheid israel when it’s still happening while this show is going on. He addressed it, but it’s not a joke. Free Palestine Always! 🇵🇸❤️🇵🇸❤️🇵🇸❤️🇵🇸❤️🇵🇸❤️
Suspect, i'm pretty sure this was taken from the game Among Us where one of the characters is an evil 'impostor' and the others have to guess who is it... kinda like that game of 'secret hitler'.
“Eye patch kids? That’s offensive. We call them ‘little pirates.’” 😄
From eye patch to iPad 😂
lol
Birthright. Love the punchline didn't see it coming. You are amazing. 😂
Ditto! ❤😂
BirthWrong.
@@mzaki4949birthright
Teenagers need rest. Remember how we all felt with all the emotions.
They do. They need sleep like toddlers. There is a fine line between a 3 year old and a 13 year old.
NO REST ONLY WORK 😠
@@MiaKhalifa-mj5xz They yearn for the mines!
Your style is so smooth, I didn’t see that last punchline coming lol 😵🥊
Oh my god, an actual comedian.
I felt the same
Good lord that Birthright punchline. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My new favorite comedian ❤️
1000000000%
Such astoundingly good crowd work. Love it.
I'm really going to try to get my nickels together and do to one of the Montreal dates. Wish me luck!
Sammy you're absolutely brilliant! You have to do a tour of the UK.
July 17-20!
Totally agree. Come in France too. The sooner the better.
It's frustrating having Taylor Swift coming to France, but not yourself. 😮
"Birthright". That was so sus.☺
he the eminem of comedy
Saw him live in Ottawa. Such a genuinely funny guy. Sincere and sensitive. A keen observer of the everyday ironic and hilarious situations.
Birthright. You're an absolute gem! Keep doing what you're doing.
Suspect is found in the crowd 😂😂😂
So effortless and quick... brilliant
Taebo.... now that's a blast from the past!
I am all for conspiracies but i am gonna have to push back on this one 😂😂😂😂
that birthright joke hits different having just gone last summer. that was gold.
Could you please explain to me as I can’t figure out what it does mean ? Thanks 🙏
they said all the healthcare is going to israel. then he said all the obgyn (pregnancy related doctors) are only working in israel. Birthright is a program to get jews from outside of israel to go see israel. so the doctors who help with birth and the program. hope i helped lol@@sicuro5050
It means that only Jewish people have the right to live there. They spend a ton of money to create settlements of foreigners to expel the indigenous population and steal their land and home.
@@sicuro5050"Birthright" is a racist zionist program offering a free trip to the Middle East only to young people of Jewish heritage to encourage them to support projects to displace Palestinians from their homes.
@@sicuro5050 google is gr8
I’m so happy when you post, I watch everything.
Dude Sammy, you're a funny guy man. Quick on the uptake. Keep it up.
"Those are sleepagers,"
😴😴😴😴😴
trying not to watch much of your stuff online bc i intend to see you again in June in LA (just saw u recently in Bellflower lmaooo), but really been needing a good laugh lately, and i'm so happy i watched this one.
you're so talented, and thank you for the work you're doing involving human rights. it's not an easy job to stand up for what's right, but the more of us that do it, the better.
Excellent crowdwork sir.
Holy crap dude. You’re brilliant
Sammy your my New favorite comedian, you're gonna blow UP bro... Just don't do it the way they intend you to ;)
Have a great day
I’ve noticed that whatever ethnicity you get they’re usually chill in the states, in the homeland they go native very quickly.
It took me 5 days to go full native for example.
Birthright lol
Im from Fremont and ive been watching you for a few days now ! Just want to say i really respect your comedy!
Bro, no bullshit you are good. Are you rank you way high next to Dave and Kevin and Chris Rock you name it . Again, I cannot wait for you to come to Texas.
Nailed it with Birthright
..u r badass impressive ...
Birthright punchline got me😅
Just became my favorite comedian!
Just wonderful. Peace and respect Sam
Love you brother ❤
Love you too
I love you brother Sammy . Free Palestine 🇵🇸
To all parents: you’re doing great, you’re doing the best you can with screenagers or toddlers or infants. Sometimes we feel like we’re not good enough. We feel guilty. But you’re not alone. You got this. It’s just a reminder, more to myself I guess but I thought to share it.
The next time you're in Vegas ill be front row! I was sad to hear missed you at wiseguys las time brother. Great stuff! 😂
I’ll be back!
I am so excited to see you in Boston!
😂😂😂 . Tour the middle east . Aziz ansari , tom segura in Abu Dhabi in May. You should open or get own slot
He should headline, I know those guys, their style of humor is cringe and sus, but to each their own (earnestly!)
Birthright - yup, genius! No sus :)
Saturday they sleep 16 days
You are a lovely funny genius ❤
Every Palestinian I know is a genius
Love from Indonesia 🇮🇩❤️🇵🇸
Sus baba😂😂😂
Sleep-agers is epic.
israel does get free healthcare tho
Dude the likes are going up while I'm watching the video lol. Keep it coming. Seeing you crush makes me wanna quite education too ;-)
The crowd is sus
Only 4 hours online
Our kids are always on phone
Funny man! 😂😂
I had that tape
When are you coming to South Africa?
May Allah reward u
you are Good!
There’s no way that was all impromptu 😂
The crowd were paid actors
Jk
You’re a genius
😂
So funny.
Good
Sammm❤😂
he paid for dinner, he paid is race tax
❤
There might be a lot of money in health care but its definitely not going to the doctors and nurses mate
💛
Love frm Uganda iwish to visit you 😢😢😢😢
Samsoma ❤️🔥
Come to Donegal Sammy 🇮🇪🍉
😂😂👏
I can’t joke about the genocide that’s happening in Palestine done by apartheid israel when it’s still happening while this show is going on. He addressed it, but it’s not a joke. Free Palestine Always! 🇵🇸❤️🇵🇸❤️🇵🇸❤️🇵🇸❤️🇵🇸❤️
Fork i missiles y’all.
did I see @anwar in crowd here ?
7:58
I support hummus, why do people have a problem with that?
Cuz one of Nety's marionettes went rogue! 🇵🇸
“It’s called, birthright.”
Unfortunately, not all births have rights in that holy land of wrongs.
first view!
You should talk about Mohammad and Aisha. Try to explain how that isn’t demonic.
You are funny..but what the heck is SUS?
Not trustworthy. Hidden agenda. Dishonest.
Suspect, i'm pretty sure this was taken from the game Among Us where one of the characters is an evil 'impostor' and the others have to guess who is it... kinda like that game of 'secret hitler'.
But it has become a term that's being used more broadly, for example also in a context where any kind of naughtiness is implied
i think they meant to say "gay" but i might be wrong.(many gen-z use sus for gay)
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Free palestine 😊
How old a millenial is this guy? Or maybe it's a chronically online thing, and not just a Gen Z thing.
Free palestine
✌🏻
Free palestine