Spider-Truck lyrics (the bit begins @ 18:19): Spider-Truck, Spider-Truck Is there music? Try your luck. Scaling walls without fear Physics aren't wanted here Oh, dear! Here comes the Spider-Truck! Drive straight up any wall Enemies don't move at all Leave the whole world behind Phase through matter of any kind My, my! Lost to the Spider-Truck! No land in sight This game is a crime Drive the speed of light And then stop on a dime Spider-Truck, Spider-Truck This game is an unfinished pile of fuck Dick to do, I'm so bored Typos are my reward Oh, lord! There goes the Spider-Truck! Nothing stops Spider-Truck! Go to hell, Spider-Truck!
Quick maths: The truck reached 12.3 undecillion mph, or 18.3 octillion times the speed of light. If this velocity is achieved in the space of eighty minutes, the mean acceleration is 116.8 nonillion g (g being the acceleration due to gravity at the surface of the Earth). For the record, the gravitational acceleration at the event horizon of the Sag A* supermassive black hole is a mere 361 thousand g. Again, assuming a constant acceleration, the truck will have covered a distance of fifteen trillion times the diameter of the observable universe before the game finally accepts that it's winner. 🏆 This game teaches us things that even my PhD in astrophysics can't explain.
+Rackyrou I own a copy of Ninjabread Man, but it's not going to be the 100th episode. I'll do it in the near future, but I have something that's hopefully a bit more... momentous in mind.
I just discovered, it is apparently possible to take control of the other truck in the game by hitting tab twice while in a race. However, if you cross the finish line, you still get "You're Winner!"
Doctor Bane Must have been added recently- I've looked several times. Okay, so what happens if you take control of the other racer, and RIGHT before it crosses the finish line you switch back to your other car? Does the truck's pre-eisting momentum carry it over the finish line or does it just stoop in its place? If it does cross the finish line, does anything happen?
Hey, Jadow? Have you ever played the sister game to Big Rigs? It's "Midnight Race Club Supercharged", if you didn't know. Think of Big Rigs... but with cars, the game following the laws of physics and rather than phasing through solid objects, you actually have a hitbox and collision detection. Oh, but they still didn't work out the speed increase by going backwards glitch.
+Deadpool 43 Thanks. TH-cam has an entire library of music tracks you can download and use for free- guaranteed no copyright claims. I dipped into that to make up for the missing sound from the game itself.
Congrats to 100 (kind of) reviews, but more importantly, congrats to getting your own TV Tropes page. I look forward to what you have in store for this channel later on. Keep it up.
Congrats on 100 episodes! ...Er, 99. So, congrats on your future episode... Uh... Just, congratulations! xD I remember first seeing this game in an IGN review, and wondered if it could even be real. I mean, how could a dev release something in such an amazingly unfinished state? But, yeah, it's real! I know the AVGN reviewed a later version, where the devs fixed/adjusted a few things, but, not much... The patch wasn't worth much anyway. xD
I did actually get the patched version to run once. As it turns out, it DOES fix the sound... kinda. Music still doesn't play and one of the two sound effects doesn't work, which is probably because it's for crashing into things but the engine sound works. And humorously enough, the engine sound is a one second loop that increases in speed and pitch the faster you go. The sound effects are all basic WAV files so you can replace the engine sound with whatever you want.
James Evans Yeah. I heard some people got it to work, though I think those people have a real copy of the game. The music is all on the CD so unless you have the CD for the game (or you use a program like inmm_.dll) you won't get anything.
I mean, 99 or 100 episodes, still shows that you're in this TH-cam gig. That in of itself is commendable. Best wishes in your future installments. EDIT: Yeah another "Spider-____" song segment!
LOL Good job man. I had no idea how you made this into a twenty minute video, but it worked. I have seen so many videos starting with Johnny, and somehow, SOMEWAY, you found even more brokenness in this game. You can't make this stuff up.
So tempted to buy this game simply so I can hold down the space button for 80 minutes and go 1,000,000,000,000 times faster than the speed of light. In reverse I might add XD
Someone should do a sorta remake of this, but instead of it being a racing game, or trying to be a racing game, it explores the unintentional nightmare fuel of the player being the only one on the map?
Every now and then I wonder what a movie adaptation of certain games would be like and I often wonder about a horror movie based on this... batshit insane lack of a physics engine. That would be an awesome idea!
Darklordjadow1 I love it. the main character could be a physicist who never in his life believed in absolutely anything paranormal or super natural. Until he found this truck that destroyed absolutely every law of reality, and basically turned the world around him into an Eldridge abomination because it could move so fast it could cross into a different plain of reality. Turns out the truck is actually a magical entity disguised as a truck. Despite being the cause of the physicist problems, becomes his only hope to escape.
seriously?! your doing this game, even though hundreds have already played and reviewed this game? like AVGN and others, oh well. and wonderful singing yet again, made me laugh a lot, even when i repeated the song it still made me laugh
None of the other reviewers who played this game tried the game used the Random Race option. So I had no idea that this game was somehow even worse than I thought it was.
hey Jadow Great review as always. you had me with the 12.3 undecillion miles. i wanted to recommend a review subject. it shouldn't be too time consuming: Dragon Ball Z Taiketsu for the Gameboy Advance.
So, if you go fast enough, you essentially break reality. I don't care how bad this game is, I want to get it just to do that XD Also, congrats on 100 episodes! ^u^
+Ace Master Shady The newest item on my Likes playlist has a video with the download link in its description- I'd send it to you, but then TH-cam would file this comment as spam and you'd never see it. And thanks! I'm hoping it will be really special.
I liked this, did he also cover the other game that this developer made, that awful Day Z knockoff that keeps being renamed to try and shake off the negative ratings? It is super bad..
I believe the name was first changed because of the movie World War Z, but it is not Infestation Survivor Stories or whatever anymore either. They changed the name again, this time to Romero's Aftermath (I know..), not sure why, if spotty memory serves it was to try and reset the bad critics score. What is interesting though is I found that while I can find this on Steam, I can no longer buy it, neither is it in my library even though I played it at one point, when it was still War Z or whatever. I only remember that it was so buggy and glitchy that it constantly had me in stitches, what made it real unplayable however was the rampant hackers and cheaters..
Maria Isabella Wow; that is a mega douche move. I did find Romero's Aftermath though; thanks for the tip! I may check it out when I need a new review topic.
It's neither fun nor interesting though and I can only assume the servers already closed down.. even if so, the story behind it is pretty funny, with Mr. Titov again raging against the consumer base and trying rampant censoring, it would certainly be fun seeing that covered. :)
Maria Isabella The trouble with covering his temper tantrum against his own customers is that it'd be difficult to cover if he's deleted all of the evidence.
If someone in the comment section just so happens to be a physicist, can he or she tell us what would happen if an object like the truck in the video going that fast in reverse would do? I assume it would incinerate the earth or cause the earths axis to spin the other way.
(Keep in mind during this that I'm just a teenager) An object that size can't affect the spin of the Earth on its axis unless it's going faster than the speed of light to the sixth power (about 4 quintillion mph (slower than the undecillion mph "cap")). Though, that shouldn't be possible, as friction from the air and ground would cause the truck to burn up. The tires would burn away after a few seconds, seeing as they're standard tires and those can't last for a minute with someone going 200 mph. Ignoring all this, the truck would probably create a wormhole, causing the entire world to end.
Turns out this game has a sequel! Made from the same engine. Its only about 2% better, the thing fixed: there is collision, the opponent moves (but still can not finish), and the vehicle is no longer terrain ignorant.
The thing with Big Rigs is it's clearly just a VERY early build of a game that somehow got released. It's not so much that it's a bad game, it's just unfinished. That said, I feel like if it were finished it would be incredibly unnoteworthy in every way. I'd be curious to know the story behind this game's development and release.
+bokiller33 I'm thinking about posting them myself by recording the clips. But I need to ask Jadow first. But I need to find a way to get in contact with him.
It's not really lack of testing. It's just quite clearly a game that's been released when it's only about 5% done. It's not really bad, it's just horribly unfinished.
What Jadow doesn't know is that that the director was told to make this game by aliens. True fact. I learned this astounding information from watching ancient aliens. A show that uses the biggest degree of logic and in no way is a total joke and waste of time. It's true I say!
***** It's true! I learned on Ancient Aliens an completely credible show that scientists who are never actually shown believe that aliens killed the dinosaurs! And that aliens are the ones that told Leonardo da vinci to paint the mono lisa! And they used the most convincing CG and not CG from the sci-fi channel to prove their points! Genius! I had no idea that aliens are actually people from the future that mastered time travel! All of those amazing facts that were actually stated on a show that was actually put on the history channel must be a sign! I'm telling you that show is the answer to the worlds problems and certainly not a group of desperate money grabbers that trick gullible people into watching their trash.
***** I'm offended that you call a show that states aliens told George Washington how to win the Revolutionary war by giving him visions while he was sleeping is in fact, garbage. Without giving context on what or why the aliens helped america in the first place or why they appeared in his dreams as Indians riding a horse.. I would show a classroom that show if they want some REAL history!
Nox the Xelor They lack a certain little thing called... evidence. I could claim that all of reality is a construct built exclusively for my own amusement and preach in a TV show that you are all figments of my imagination- that wouldn't make it true.
I don't like how you say you go through everything when I could clearly see you go up a mountain but everything else looks far more unfinished than at least 90% of games that were ever made.
+dragonstormx They were taken down either last night or sometime this morning- when I was editing the video. I just checked and their TH-cam Channel is back up. I'm guessing a legion of pissed off fans marched onto TH-cam's various communication channels to let them know shit-heads or copyright bots have wrongfully taken down their channel for the hundredth time.
I've seen this game reviewed a few times but this one was by far the funniest. So the same guy who developed that piece of garbage Day Z. I feel some urge that he should be put in prison, I'm pretty certain there was some illegal stuff going with Day Z. At the very least I want to see people who actually seem to be violating the copyright laws get hurt for it.
You're right I did get them confused. But by criminal activity, I was thinking more along the lines of false advertising/fraud and black mailing rightly angry customers who wanted refunds.
As far as I can tell, the story here is, the studio ran out of money mid-way through development and was just like 'ah, fuck it', and pushed it out the door anyway. The lead for this pile of shit, Sergei Tetov is still around in the gaming community, as he and his collection of fuck-nuggets produced War-Z (now called Infestation: Survivor Stories). Yeah, it's as bad as it sounds.
I've seen several versions of how this was allowed to happen. Given the media shitstorm that surrounded The War Z it sounds like Mr. Titov is just a massive hack, so anything's possible.
Spider-Truck lyrics (the bit begins @ 18:19):
Spider-Truck, Spider-Truck
Is there music? Try your luck.
Scaling walls without fear
Physics aren't wanted here
Oh, dear! Here comes the Spider-Truck!
Drive straight up any wall
Enemies don't move at all
Leave the whole world behind
Phase through matter of any kind
My, my! Lost to the Spider-Truck!
No land in sight
This game is a crime
Drive the speed of light
And then stop on a dime
Spider-Truck, Spider-Truck
This game is an unfinished pile of fuck
Dick to do, I'm so bored
Typos are my reward
Oh, lord! There goes the Spider-Truck!
Nothing stops Spider-Truck!
Go to hell, Spider-Truck!
lol!!! Fucking funny as hell! Great job!
The sad thing is if the game was finished it would be worse because a boring game is worse than a hilariously broken game.
It would’ve been forgotten about in a week.
Forgotten road = They forgot to program the road's collision
we're all winners when we play big rigs
i am more winner than you
But you're Champion if you don't
@@yotoprules9361 It doesn't matter. We are always winner regardless. 😂😂😂
Quick maths:
The truck reached 12.3 undecillion mph, or 18.3 octillion times the speed of light.
If this velocity is achieved in the space of eighty minutes, the mean acceleration is 116.8 nonillion g (g being the acceleration due to gravity at the surface of the Earth). For the record, the gravitational acceleration at the event horizon of the Sag A* supermassive black hole is a mere 361 thousand g.
Again, assuming a constant acceleration, the truck will have covered a distance of fifteen trillion times the diameter of the observable universe before the game finally accepts that it's winner. 🏆
This game teaches us things that even my PhD in astrophysics can't explain.
There is one remaining question though...
Who would win in a fight of Spider Car vs. Spider Truck?
I can't explain how much i laughed during this episode. Good job dark :)
So glad you enjoyed it! You have to bring your A-Game to games everybody and their dog has already tackled.
BIONICLE!!! I remember having that one.
The greatest video game review ever! YOU'RE WINNER!
And yes- I've already selected a game for Episode 100. I'll leave you to speculate upon it...
Maybe you can review ninjabread man for your 100/101th episode.
OMG YES! Ninjabread Man is the perfect choice for the 100th episode
+Rackyrou I own a copy of Ninjabread Man, but it's not going to be the 100th episode. I'll do it in the near future, but I have something that's hopefully a bit more... momentous in mind.
Oh ok cool. I love your videos by the way, there awesome :)
+Darklordjadow1 How about Star Wars: Tie Fighter?
That opening is one of the funniest reactions I've seen on your channel.
Big Rigs is one of the most reviewed games I know and I have to say your review really stands out, good work!
You're winner! 🏆
Like for big rigs 2 to be made.
Clearly, there is a high demand for this sequel to happen.
@@MP-nq9ht LMAO
2:11 was so funny Megaone
This guy I like his commentary
I just discovered, it is apparently possible to take control of the other truck in the game by hitting tab twice while in a race. However, if you cross the finish line, you still get "You're Winner!"
+Doctor Bane Wow; that is fascinating. I've never heard of that before.
***** Yeah, I found out on TV Tropes.
Doctor Bane
Must have been added recently- I've looked several times.
Okay, so what happens if you take control of the other racer, and RIGHT before it crosses the finish line you switch back to your other car? Does the truck's pre-eisting momentum carry it over the finish line or does it just stoop in its place? If it does cross the finish line, does anything happen?
***** I have no idea, don't actually own the game myself. Wouldn't surprise me if the game imploded.
I will list what this game does passably:
Be unintentionally funny
Well.......you can PASSibly through everything in the environment......lol
Hey, Jadow? Have you ever played the sister game to Big Rigs? It's "Midnight Race Club Supercharged", if you didn't know. Think of Big Rigs... but with cars, the game following the laws of physics and rather than phasing through solid objects, you actually have a hitbox and collision detection. Oh, but they still didn't work out the speed increase by going backwards glitch.
The finale was the greatest Call Back ever. Great job!
+Patrick Sak Spider-Car returns!!
I think the ai is comparable to most bf1 tank drivers don't seem to move at all.
Congrats on 100 episodes! I've been watching you for a while and it's been cool to see your channel grow.
99*
The music in this review is amazing
+Deadpool 43 Thanks. TH-cam has an entire library of music tracks you can download and use for free- guaranteed no copyright claims. I dipped into that to make up for the missing sound from the game itself.
Even though you review games most people have already talked about, you do it in such a unique way! Love your videos!
Thank you very much!
Congrats to 100 (kind of) reviews, but more importantly, congrats to getting your own TV Tropes page. I look forward to what you have in store for this channel later on. Keep it up.
best musical ending of 2016
DLJ, You're Winner!
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
Hey DLJadow, can you please review Fantasia for the Sega Genesis?
As usual great singing.
Congrats on 100 episodes! ...Er, 99. So, congrats on your future episode... Uh...
Just, congratulations! xD
I remember first seeing this game in an IGN review, and wondered if it could even be real. I mean, how could a dev release something in such an amazingly unfinished state? But, yeah, it's real! I know the AVGN reviewed a later version, where the devs fixed/adjusted a few things, but, not much... The patch wasn't worth much anyway. xD
I'm crying rn
That song is on fleck
I did actually get the patched version to run once. As it turns out, it DOES fix the sound... kinda. Music still doesn't play and one of the two sound effects doesn't work, which is probably because it's for crashing into things but the engine sound works. And humorously enough, the engine sound is a one second loop that increases in speed and pitch the faster you go. The sound effects are all basic WAV files so you can replace the engine sound with whatever you want.
+SpeedySPCFan Still no soundtrack? well shit...
James Evans
Yeah. I heard some people got it to work, though I think those people have a real copy of the game. The music is all on the CD so unless you have the CD for the game (or you use a program like inmm_.dll) you won't get anything.
Can we get the Spider-Truck song as a separate video?
He said he'll make it and the Spider-Car song as separate videos when he has better quality for the Spider-Man theme
I mean, 99 or 100 episodes, still shows that you're in this TH-cam gig. That in of itself is commendable. Best wishes in your future installments.
EDIT: Yeah another "Spider-____" song segment!
LOL Good job man. I had no idea how you made this into a twenty minute video, but it worked. I have seen so many videos starting with Johnny, and somehow, SOMEWAY, you found even more brokenness in this game. You can't make this stuff up.
Check out Midnight Race Club Supercharged. That's Big Rigs with hit detection.
This is the kind of game were there is no rules. You just drive and that's it.
You know what I think? Unfinished games are made because the developer(s) gave up midway and thought "Fuck it, we'll let a rom hacker do the rest."
Someone needs to make a remaster of Big Rigs and actually have all the stuff promised on the back of the original retail box in the game!
So tempted to buy this game simply so I can hold down the space button for 80 minutes and go 1,000,000,000,000 times faster than the speed of light. In reverse I might add XD
There's a video on youtube with a free download of Big Rigs; I think that it's on my Likes list. That would be preferable to paying for it.
Thanks for the reply DLJ, Ill look into that. Hilarious review btw!
Max Acree
Thank you! I hope you... "enjoy it"
I love these review of legendary games, legendary shitty games.
Congrats on 100 episodes
Once u reach 100 next episode
Its good to finally see a racing game for LARGE MARGE! haha
I'm calling it. The 100th episode will be Bubsy 3D
What could possibly go wrong?
+Fanboys Suck Well I don't own a PS1... that's what could go wrong.
+Darklordjadow1 emulator don't waste you money on that game
Pretty sure it was on PC too so.....
Someone should do a sorta remake of this, but instead of it being a racing game, or trying to be a racing game, it explores the unintentional nightmare fuel of the player being the only one on the map?
Every now and then I wonder what a movie adaptation of certain games would be like and I often wonder about a horror movie based on this... batshit insane lack of a physics engine. That would be an awesome idea!
Darklordjadow1 why was this game in stores
Darklordjadow1 I love it. the main character could be a physicist who never in his life believed in absolutely anything paranormal or super natural. Until he found this truck that destroyed absolutely every law of reality, and basically turned the world around him into an Eldridge abomination because it could move so fast it could cross into a different plain of reality. Turns out the truck is actually a magical entity disguised as a truck. Despite being the cause of the physicist problems, becomes his only hope to escape.
Excellent review of an excellent game.Thanks for this!
Review bully for the Wii
This game has little to no soundtrack...
Also, looking forward to your 100 episode ;)
seriously?! your doing this game, even though hundreds have already played and reviewed this game? like AVGN and others, oh well.
and wonderful singing yet again, made me laugh a lot, even when i repeated the song it still made me laugh
So I gotta ask, between this or Air Control, which was the bigger evil?
I commented that question on air control, he said this is technically worse but air control is a bigger what is happening.
None of the other reviewers who played this game tried the game used the Random Race option. So I had no idea that this game was somehow even worse than I thought it was.
+Hailstorm273 I know; stumbling across a glitch nobody has ever talked about felt like finding the Holy Grail or something.
You know you go faster going backwards.
You can actually keep using winrar or whatever it is after it expires. So it's a donation.
Congrats on reaching 100 episodes. I didn't even know it was possible to find more flaws with Big Rigs than other reviewers have found...
+shnick1990 Thank you!
Yes, I expect that game's TV Tropes page to be updated by the end of the day.
Becuase nobody bothered to find more lol
hey Jadow Great review as always. you had me with the 12.3 undecillion miles. i wanted to recommend a review subject. it shouldn't be too time consuming: Dragon Ball Z Taiketsu for the Gameboy Advance.
So, if you go fast enough, you essentially break reality. I don't care how bad this game is, I want to get it just to do that XD Also, congrats on 100 episodes! ^u^
+Ace Master Shady The newest item on my Likes playlist has a video with the download link in its description- I'd send it to you, but then TH-cam would file this comment as spam and you'd never see it.
And thanks! I'm hoping it will be really special.
***** Your welcome! ^u^
I liked this, did he also cover the other game that this developer made, that awful Day Z knockoff that keeps being renamed to try and shake off the negative ratings? It is super bad..
I have not played the Day Z knockoff. Is it still called Infestation: Survival stories? I searched for that title on Steam and never found it.
I believe the name was first changed because of the movie World War Z, but it is not Infestation Survivor Stories or whatever anymore either. They changed the name again, this time to Romero's Aftermath (I know..), not sure why, if spotty memory serves it was to try and reset the bad critics score. What is interesting though is I found that while I can find this on Steam, I can no longer buy it, neither is it in my library even though I played it at one point, when it was still War Z or whatever. I only remember that it was so buggy and glitchy that it constantly had me in stitches, what made it real unplayable however was the rampant hackers and cheaters..
Maria Isabella
Wow; that is a mega douche move. I did find Romero's Aftermath though; thanks for the tip! I may check it out when I need a new review topic.
It's neither fun nor interesting though and I can only assume the servers already closed down.. even if so, the story behind it is pretty funny, with Mr. Titov again raging against the consumer base and trying rampant censoring, it would certainly be fun seeing that covered. :)
Maria Isabella
The trouble with covering his temper tantrum against his own customers is that it'd be difficult to cover if he's deleted all of the evidence.
If someone in the comment section just so happens to be a physicist, can he or she tell us what would happen if an object like the truck in the video going that fast in reverse would do? I assume it would incinerate the earth or cause the earths axis to spin the other way.
(Keep in mind during this that I'm just a teenager) An object that size can't affect the spin of the Earth on its axis unless it's going faster than the speed of light to the sixth power (about 4 quintillion mph (slower than the undecillion mph "cap")). Though, that shouldn't be possible, as friction from the air and ground would cause the truck to burn up. The tires would burn away after a few seconds, seeing as they're standard tires and those can't last for a minute with someone going 200 mph. Ignoring all this, the truck would probably create a wormhole, causing the entire world to end.
Turns out this game has a sequel! Made from the same engine. Its only about 2% better, the thing fixed: there is collision, the opponent moves (but still can not finish), and the vehicle is no longer terrain ignorant.
I'm pretty sure that's a patch, not a sequel
Even after all this time 7:30 - 7:40 still makes me laught out loud
The thing with Big Rigs is it's clearly just a VERY early build of a game that somehow got released. It's not so much that it's a bad game, it's just unfinished. That said, I feel like if it were finished it would be incredibly unnoteworthy in every way.
I'd be curious to know the story behind this game's development and release.
Looks like a fun game
Spidertruck needs to be an mp3 download.
i want the spider truck song as my ringtone
My favorite video game
Kopaka Nuva from Lego Techinic Bionicle is in this?
So, what are you gonna review for your REAL 100th episode?
+Will Stewart I don't want to spoil the surprise. And now I just hope that it doesn't disappoint.
I want the "Spider-Truck" song as a separate video so I can listen to it a lot easier.
And Spider car
+bokiller33
I'm thinking about posting them myself by recording the clips. But I need to ask Jadow first. But I need to find a way to get in contact with him.
12:43 the ONE song not required for credits!
Anyone know the name of said song?
Great video
Bug Rigs: Over The Glitch Racing.
Nice video +1 sub
I've always wanted to know if you've ever played Defender on GameCube
Remember brand new 360 game costs 15 US dollars and this used is 120 US dollars.
So which one is worse, Big Rigs or Air Control?
need help, music at 12:43 isn't listed in the credits!
I'd try to help, but I just moved and don't have internet at my house.
In all honesty, I don’t get why people hate Big Rigs so much... It’s a masterpiece and better than Superman 64.
are you going to review star wars jedi outcast
TheCoolRaptor PL an awesome game.
I have seen many reviews of Big Rigs. And I still dont' understand why they made this game this way. Was there a single guy that tested it?
It's not really lack of testing. It's just quite clearly a game that's been released when it's only about 5% done. It's not really bad, it's just horribly unfinished.
Safersephiroth777 there was basically no budget and this game was absurdly rushed
now combine this with superman 64
hey, anyone know the name of the song that starts at 12:43??
the episode 100 game will be either E.T or sonic 2006 😂😂
You should review Spider-Man 2 PC
It’s a ghost truck 👻💀👻☠️
Is this basically a worse version of Carmageddon?
+Gillian Quigley I prefer to think of it as an evolution- similar to Pokemon.
Whoever made this game did not give to WHATS! about this game.
7:36 LOL LOL LOL
f**k yeah
It's bubsy isn't.
He does not own a os1
I have no idea what your 100th video could be..
But it has to be a Batman game right? or an N64 game? Those are like your main things.
+Techno Bacon You're just going to have to wait and see.
I haven't done an N64 game for a long time now...
***** CONFIRMALLY CONFIRMED.
Techno Bacon
What?
***** I didn't just want to say "Confirmed" so I just put some bullshit madeup word in front of it. :B
Techno Bacon
Oh, okay.
so your truck goes faster than black hole gravity eh?
well mine goes faster than that IN REVERSE!
What Jadow doesn't know is that that the director was told to make this game by aliens. True fact. I learned this astounding information from watching ancient aliens. A show that uses the biggest degree of logic and in no way is a total joke and waste of time. It's true I say!
+Nox the Xelor I... have serious doubts about several parts of that story...
***** It's true! I learned on Ancient Aliens an completely credible show that scientists who are never actually shown believe that aliens killed the dinosaurs! And that aliens are the ones that told Leonardo da vinci to paint the mono lisa! And they used the most convincing CG and not CG from the sci-fi channel to prove their points! Genius! I had no idea that aliens are actually people from the future that mastered time travel! All of those amazing facts that were actually stated on a show that was actually put on the history channel must be a sign! I'm telling you that show is the answer to the worlds problems and certainly not a group of desperate money grabbers that trick gullible people into watching their trash.
Nox the Xelor
Yeah; the history channel has a lot of garbage on it. They should be required to change their name.
***** I'm offended that you call a show that states aliens told George Washington how to win the Revolutionary war by giving him visions while he was sleeping is in fact, garbage. Without giving context on what or why the aliens helped america in the first place or why they appeared in his dreams as Indians riding a horse.. I would show a classroom that show if they want some REAL history!
Nox the Xelor
They lack a certain little thing called... evidence. I could claim that all of reality is a construct built exclusively for my own amusement and preach in a TV show that you are all figments of my imagination- that wouldn't make it true.
Is this game missing audio files
Yes there are hidden audio files, ironically enough one of the ones in the data but not used (for obvious reasons) is a crash sound
Song at 12:43..?
I don't like how you say you go through everything when I could clearly see you go up a mountain but everything else looks far more unfinished than at least 90% of games that were ever made.
Wait team4star is down?! WTF I thought they had it good with....... I BET IT WAS FUCKING SQUARE ENIX!
+Rodan Lesh
No, they're still up.
+dragonstormx They were taken down either last night or sometime this morning- when I was editing the video. I just checked and their TH-cam Channel is back up. I'm guessing a legion of pissed off fans marched onto TH-cam's various communication channels to let them know shit-heads or copyright bots have wrongfully taken down their channel for the hundredth time.
I really wish we could arrest whoever designed youtube's copyright system.
+Darklordjadow1 Last night they were taken down.
Also that guess is pretty accurate. At least according to my tumblr feed currently.
I've seen this game reviewed a few times but this one was by far the funniest.
So the same guy who developed that piece of garbage Day Z. I feel some urge that he should be put in prison, I'm pretty certain there was some illegal stuff going with Day Z. At the very least I want to see people who actually seem to be violating the copyright laws get hurt for it.
Do you mean war Z?
Maybe I'm getting them confused. Which is the game that had the criminal activity going on?
+dragonstormx crinimal activity, as in the developer being a complete hack. Then I do mean War Z.
You're right I did get them confused.
But by criminal activity, I was thinking more along the lines of false advertising/fraud and black mailing rightly angry customers who wanted refunds.
They sold this shit in stores?!!?
So is this game worse than Superman 64?
Yes. At least Superman 64 has (shitty) programming. This game has only programming for movement.
You know, I kept hearing about how awful this game was for years.
As far as I can tell, the story here is, the studio ran out of money mid-way through development and was just like 'ah, fuck it', and pushed it out the door anyway. The lead for this pile of shit, Sergei Tetov is still around in the gaming community, as he and his collection of fuck-nuggets produced War-Z (now called Infestation: Survivor Stories). Yeah, it's as bad as it sounds.
I've seen several versions of how this was allowed to happen. Given the media shitstorm that surrounded The War Z it sounds like Mr. Titov is just a massive hack, so anything's possible.