And all you have is miles of double yellow lines. They are smokin and jokin while you are pulling your hair out screaming at them to speed up or get off the road.
“The banana is very slidey” “Ohhh dear the banana has had a very big wobble” “Wide slidey banana is the order of the day, apparently” “But the wide banana is probably holding everyone up”
At Mortimer Gardens, there must be some poor groundskeeper who keeps on putting the gate back lightning quick only to have it be taken out again a minute later during the next lap.
Try to max out the Impala for horsepower and see Impega and Ninetails still controlling it while all others will slip into every single wall. That car is stupid well below 1000hp so you should try it above 1000hp. ;)
Here's an idea for an event that suddenly popped into mind while watching this: S1 class, because you never do that, but the starting cars need to have a PI of 775 from stock, so there are still consessions to be made while tuning them.
17:55 - Chris forgetting the Second Inverse law of FailRace, which states that "X amount of cars (Where X equals the number of cars on track) wide DOESN'T work through there" and trying to shoehorn the Astra into the Impala!
Me thinks that you did fairly well for a family saloon with NO rear sway bar and a joke of one on the front. Remember this is a 6 passenger car, NOT some Euro 4 place shoebox that was UGLY from the same time period. To compare this with a Jag would be unfair to both Manuf. This was an open road car NOT a race car. To compare it to a modern car or any kind of sports car is comparing Apples to Oranges. You did surprisingly well all things considered. Thanks for your videos from Virginia, USA
Clarke, you disappointed me and the entire country of Australia, you were meant to win every race, you failed us And Alex, you're not sorry to Chris at all, we all know that
Can you do an Australian car team adventure in A class? (ignore forza and use ford falcons and Chrysler valiants as well as holdens), another idea is s1/s2 class FWD cars because that would be mad
Now THAT'S a yellow car! Haha. Forza obviously doesn't know what in the Hell it's doing, because there's no way a 1964 Chevy Impala is going to be faster than a Ferrari, BMW, etc. Same with that Bronco.
Actually Holdens are in fact a pile of garbage. They have a lousy front steering assembly that wants to spread apart on heavy braking. They are what we call a boguns car here in Australia. They are cheap to buy but apparently out of every car in the world they rate the highest in number of spare parts sold. A bogun is a low income, low education individual. By the way I see your mate Leather cap is in police livery again. He loves the police doesnt he?
“My goal is to annoy Chris.” First it’s rysss, now it’s Chris lol
lol
Why can no one spell Rhyyys?
The whole time all I could think is "Craaaazy taxi!" with a lot of The Offspring playing in my head.
That poor Astra, it's like when you're stuck behind somebody going 5 under the speed limit.
And all you have is miles of double yellow lines. They are smokin and jokin while you are pulling your hair out screaming at them to speed up or get off the road.
And the worst part is that there is literally a mile of air and no one in sight in front of him
@@soniafioriti9180 the real worst is when it's on a freeway and they're matching the pace of a semi next to them
@@TheBomberman122 so that there is no hope in hell that ur going past and somehow you always get off said freeway before the snail in front of u
@@soniafioriti9180 I just wish I could peek into their heads and see what's happening in there
Chris can never eat a banana again, you gave him banana PTSD
Ish Shah potassium traumatic stress disorder?
Seeing the cars get drafted is one of my new favorite things on your channel.
“The banana is very slidey”
“Ohhh dear the banana has had a very big wobble”
“Wide slidey banana is the order of the day, apparently”
“But the wide banana is probably holding everyone up”
It's literally got an inch of ground clearance, how are Sparks not flying when u go off bumps???
I believe the correct term is “Barge on wheels”.
the consensus from the stream is that it's an aircraft carrier.
It's jacksepticeye's floppy banana personified as a car
could very well be
Yes it actually works because it aquaplaned a little bit in the water and is therefore a barge
At Mortimer Gardens, there must be some poor groundskeeper who keeps on putting the gate back lightning quick only to have it be taken out again a minute later during the next lap.
Every episode better than the last, every race more exciting than the last high value entertainment...thanks FailRace for all you do for us!
Lucky dip is my fav next to the survive the hunt with the 3 of you lol
Try to max out the Impala for horsepower and see Impega and Ninetails still controlling it while all others will slip into every single wall. That car is stupid well below 1000hp so you should try it above 1000hp. ;)
yes but those guys are a different breed
Here's an idea for an event that suddenly popped into mind while watching this: S1 class, because you never do that, but the starting cars need to have a PI of 775 from stock, so there are still consessions to be made while tuning them.
17:55 - Chris forgetting the Second Inverse law of FailRace, which states that "X amount of cars (Where X equals the number of cars on track) wide DOESN'T work through there" and trying to shoehorn the Astra into the Impala!
low rider by war intensifies!
A rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 64 Impala!
Chris was sooooooooo pissed T H E B A N A N A still gives him nightmares i suspect
Show him this to add to the banana nightmare th-cam.com/video/QLk2XkEyc_Y/w-d-xo.html
It's legit nightmare-inducing stay away
Impega got stuck on the wall at the finish line, one would assume from showboating.
Just rewatched the ending and Impega got a big slide out the 2nd to last corner and overcompensated.
Maybe he had a controller disconnect? He should have still finished the race, unless he missed the second last checkpoint or something.
Do you drive with a wheel or controller?
Next episode should be lowriders vs dirt jumps
So this is basically Chris being bullied by a large banana.... Seems normal
I love random selection!
dat was a fast lowrider
remember, not the commodore, the Brock commodore
You did Chris dirty this entire race lmfao poor him
I think you should all have the same car and same tune. Put it all down to skill 👌🏻
Two 4ths and a 5th not bad pretty consistent.
Liking the new intro
How do u get different cars in this
Damn! that Impala looks good though
How do I join your races in that you do in horizon 4?
For what you had to work with, I found your driving very nice. Now make STH 19.
Me thinks that you did fairly well for a family saloon with NO rear sway bar and a joke of one on the front. Remember this is a 6 passenger car, NOT some Euro 4 place shoebox that was UGLY from the same time period. To compare this with a Jag would be unfair to both Manuf. This was an open road car NOT a race car. To compare it to a modern car or any kind of sports car is comparing Apples to Oranges. You did surprisingly well all things considered. Thanks for your videos from Virginia, USA
Watched the stream and laughed at the Astra so much
B A N A N A
Clarke, you disappointed me and the entire country of Australia, you were meant to win every race, you failed us
And Alex, you're not sorry to Chris at all, we all know that
Hello and welcome to the show ✨👀✨
Is this the first time assigning vehicles during the video?
Can you do an Australian car team adventure in A class? (ignore forza and use ford falcons and Chrysler valiants as well as holdens), another idea is s1/s2 class FWD cars because that would be mad
Long live the Banana!
Look at the mustang to the left at 25:00!😂
Muscle cars are some of the fastest around circuits. You just have to know how to tune them right. I know auto upgrade didn't help.
would it be fair to call it the banana boat?
Banana power
Looks like Impega fell short of the line and Forza gave Liam an extra tenth
Do more car vlogs!!!
@21:36 Banana sandwich time.
What stream was this on? I must’ve missed it and that’s a shame.
8:13 Thank me later
No because it's nice to see who's driving what
slip N' slide
Banana
Can you start the crew 2 again
Why don't you try once make race with Full-Sim damage???
And must drive in cocpit camera
It would be fun :)
Attempt #16
8:11 Starts.
More please sir!
Now THAT'S a yellow car! Haha. Forza obviously doesn't know what in the Hell it's doing, because there's no way a 1964 Chevy Impala is going to be faster than a Ferrari, BMW, etc. Same with that Bronco.
The car selection phase felt a bit long while watching
Fale race can u plz make another survive the hunt
Do survive the hunt in the crew 2
where is rhyss
You should do gta 5 hunt in sandy shores
@@deadlyviper_ hmm. Still it would be interesting to see STH in other places around the map
"wide slidy banana"......sounds very, very wrong
Uhhmmm ok?
501st like
Actually Holdens are in fact a pile of garbage. They have a lousy front steering assembly that wants to spread apart on heavy braking. They are what we call a boguns car here in Australia. They are cheap to buy but apparently out of every car in the world they rate the highest in number of spare parts sold. A bogun is a low income, low education individual. By the way I see your mate Leather cap is in police livery again. He loves the police doesnt he?
Leathercap is a she, and also I don't get why you're bringing up irl when its a video game lol.
To be fair, if you'd spent half as long in the back of a police car as leathercap has, it'd rub of on you abit too.
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