Babysitters, what were the WEIRDEST RULES Parents Asked you to Follow? - Reddit Podcast

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  • @amithegenius
    @amithegenius  ปีที่แล้ว +5

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  • @lizxu322
    @lizxu322 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    The cps locking up story made my blood boil. Not only did CPS fail to charge the woman, she also paid you $10 when she should have paid you $40.

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why doesn't the grandmother babysit them for free

    • @bigdawg12z
      @bigdawg12z ปีที่แล้ว +1

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    • @bombdotcom2168
      @bombdotcom2168 ปีที่แล้ว

      CPS sucks.

    • @janiceolson11
      @janiceolson11 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

  • @smartcape
    @smartcape ปีที่แล้ว +37

    That turtle shell bring all the boys to the yard affirmations 🤣😂👌💯

  • @Keiji555
    @Keiji555 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Librarian Mom seems pretty cool. She seems interested in her children's health as well, knowing that physical activity is just as important as reading.

    • @themysticarcher3313
      @themysticarcher3313 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I aspire to be like her if I ever have kids

  • @christianmarshal6117
    @christianmarshal6117 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I think the “bowl of sugar” thing was just the parents’ way of saying, “No strict rules, just don’t do anything crazy!”

  • @kairinase
    @kairinase ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "Not making your own baby while you're babysitting" rule... Uh, this should already be a common sense for parents and babysitters. 😅

    • @Lili_Chan_2011
      @Lili_Chan_2011 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Lol

    • @GillianBergh
      @GillianBergh 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I used to babysit for a single mum who said I was welcome to bring a friend round, of either gender. If I had a boyfriend, I thought it would be unwise to invite him as he might expect to much. I also figured that having anyone else with me would mean sharing the money. I was 16 at the time.

  • @HorribleQualityAkikoha
    @HorribleQualityAkikoha ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "ThE POTTY BIT MEEE"
    omfg it had me on the floor

  • @ARandomSouthParkFan
    @ARandomSouthParkFan 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I’m actually crying of laughter at “THE POTTY BIT ME” part. That’s really funny.

  • @tablynn5274
    @tablynn5274 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Them: " Immersion blender. Immersion blenders solve everything"
    Me: got noisy neighbors? Immersion blender.

  • @avalasialove
    @avalasialove ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I feel bad for laughing at the story of the little boy who refused to use the “big boy” potty.

  • @jaketheoctoling
    @jaketheoctoling ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The goat thing made me start laughing. That was a really fast plot change.

  • @michellehaws8230
    @michellehaws8230 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I once babysat for a lady in my church when I was 17 - her oldest was 12! He tried to light the kitchen on fire and threw a hammer at me. She paid me $3.20 IN A CHECK! I never went back.

  • @smartcape
    @smartcape ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If she dies it wouldn't be your fault!? Tell me you want to rid of ur daughter without telling me you want to get rid of ur daughter vibes

  • @computernerd1101
    @computernerd1101 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Story 26 would have been a lot less creepy if the mom had explained in advance WHY OP was not allowed in the basement.

  • @SiegeTF
    @SiegeTF ปีที่แล้ว +17

    4:35 I did something like this to my niece's rescue horse who hated being in her harness. When it was time to let the horses out of their paddock to graze I just put the harness on them first. There were two, and the other one was fine with harnesses, so I'd do that one first. It was a struggle the first few times, but no problems now. Not a big deal, but my niece thinks I'm a horse whisperer.

  • @acuothacuoth502
    @acuothacuoth502 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    4:30 that voice drop was crazy

    • @ayiir7
      @ayiir7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why was it there

    • @vantarr
      @vantarr ปีที่แล้ว

      Try inhaling through your mouth and talking at the same time

    • @martyshwaartz971
      @martyshwaartz971 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ayiir7 I think they were implying the vanilla wafers were edibles? Or at least that was my take on the story

  • @Mr.Oofus1234
    @Mr.Oofus1234 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    They got the ✨NiLlA WaFeRs✨

  • @jelly_4_brainz
    @jelly_4_brainz ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The potty bit me!!!

    • @avalasialove
      @avalasialove ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel like such a jerk for laughing at that…

    • @jelly_4_brainz
      @jelly_4_brainz ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@avalasialove it's funny what little kids come up with lol

  • @bombdotcom2168
    @bombdotcom2168 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I babysit my youngest brother with special needs on occasion when my Grandma can't watch him (she watches him for my dad, and I cover for her when they both can't) and without fail, my grandma always manages to skim off $5 from what's normally owed. I charge $15 an hour since it's only for 2-4 hours each time and because he's got special needs.
    The amount of times my brother has said the creepiest shit while I'm watching him makes me reconsider just brushing off getting paid $5 less an hour

  • @alichamay7012
    @alichamay7012 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My first three baby sitting jobs in a row I was told specifically to watch out for people:
    First job was the Biomom who did not have custody but minor visitstion and could only pick up on certain days.
    Second job was the boyfriend's ex girlfriend who wasn't a danger to the child but might cause drama because she wanted to see said boyfriend (he did not live in thr home).
    Third job was grandparents who did not have rights and was not aloud any contact.
    I never had issues, but looking back it was a bit peculiar.

  • @joshuaburroughs2175
    @joshuaburroughs2175 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Wow! the recipe the mom needs the nilla wafers for must be for a really important event if she’s so desperate to beg the babysitter not to eat them! I wonder if the last babysitter ate the nilla wafers she needed for a previous recipe and it causesd her to get in trouble because she wasn’t able to make it!

    • @hodgeelmwood8677
      @hodgeelmwood8677 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Probably just the standard pudding recipe they used to put on the box. Nilla Wafers actually are my favorite cookie! It would've been hard for me not to touch them!

  • @chloecover1276
    @chloecover1276 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Story 13: that’s a little weird. I don’t know about you, but I think ten years is 9 years too old to still be drinking warm milk from a baby bottle

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, like I’d get the “give him warm milk before he goes to bed”, but not the bloody baby bottle.

  • @RileyScritchfield-wj6uf
    @RileyScritchfield-wj6uf ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The goat was "Bleeding"

  • @nanardeurlambda
    @nanardeurlambda ปีที่แล้ว +3

    16:50 BLEATING! not BLEEDING!

  • @atospro5350
    @atospro5350 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i just love how the goat was named carlos

  • @annasstorybox7906
    @annasstorybox7906 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ah man... Why did op refuse the deer Chilli?
    Only had deer lasagna so far (boyfriend recently got his hunting license) and it is great. It's amazing how much minced meat one can get from a roe deer, which aren't that tall or meaty, only by tossing snippets that can't be used otherwise into the grinder. It's great to be able to use as much of the animal as possible this way.

  • @Athlynne
    @Athlynne 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Don't feel bad, OP. Even Nigella Lawson claims she cannot make a poached egg to save her life. LOL

  • @peggyjones9080
    @peggyjones9080 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The one where he was in a diaper at 10!! And he did not call CPS the next day that's not good. I'm not saying they are just as bad as the parents but at 10 years old. You've got to know something is wrong and way more wrong. If hes wearing a diaper what else is going on there?

  • @SHAINSG
    @SHAINSG ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jet Set Radio Grind. 🤘🏽

    • @yournemesis
      @yournemesis ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I knew it looked familiar

  • @meowwaffles6040
    @meowwaffles6040 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "No hot sauce after 9 pm" is reasonable. They should probably be asleep and not eating hot sauce.

    • @avalasialove
      @avalasialove 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I guess not many people really think about kids eating hot sauce. At least not on its own.

  • @lunaria973
    @lunaria973 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Story 12: that’s cute :)
    Story 26: that’s funny, I’m glad that when it was over they had a good laugh about it.
    Story 27: now she just sounds like trash >:(

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think the Fleetwood Mac thing was just trying to “train” their kid to be a rockstar, lol

  • @maryellen9503
    @maryellen9503 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I was in college, I babysat for a family who had recently adopted a kid from Czechoslovakia or thereabouts. I could not communicate, the child hated me and I swear to god that 6 hours was at least 3 days. Never went back.

  • @FrankFive30
    @FrankFive30 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i also remember goats start BLEEDING LOUDLY

  • @jenf8941
    @jenf8941 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love the Jet Set Radio Future in the background.

  • @FurryEskimo
    @FurryEskimo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:20
    This is, actually good advice.. People don’t notice since it’s slow to affect us, but this can lead to a degradation of your esophagus which will cause problems later in life, such as acid reflux.

  • @cupcakeprime559
    @cupcakeprime559 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "No sucking up chickens in vacuums"
    Key note they didn't have chickens.

  • @littlekitty691
    @littlekitty691 ปีที่แล้ว

    Story ten was the funniest 😂 I’m still laughing

  • @Logan_strickland
    @Logan_strickland ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:53 hahahahahs

  • @VivNeilan
    @VivNeilan ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Whats with the kids being in daipers and bottle fed even though they are NOT babies and have no disabilities?
    If that aint illegal it should be.

  • @PixelaGames2000
    @PixelaGames2000 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Two things that made be wheeze in this video
    “You’re turtle shell brings all the boys to the yard”
    And
    “Can’t believe it this bros got ~Nella wafers~ (in krang voice)
    Seriously tho you’re really good at voice acting gg

  • @GuacamoleKun
    @GuacamoleKun 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:34 this is actually genius

  • @rosspearl717
    @rosspearl717 ปีที่แล้ว

    jetset radio was a game with awesome music. I wasn't developed enough to play but I loved watching my brother play it.

  • @Unnecessary_Potato
    @Unnecessary_Potato ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ohh the poor little boy 🥺🥺
    That's a bad potty
    I think that if I ever had that happen to me if I ever have kids and I have a son, I would be like okay the potty bit you we have to give it it's punishment, and shoot inside of the bowl with like an airsoft gun or something
    That might've worked for that kid~

  • @hodgeelmwood8677
    @hodgeelmwood8677 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's actually the "professional advice" of a certain child psychologist that to potty train a child, you should let them run around in nothing but a shirt so they'll find it easy to use the toilet. According to him, clean-ups are easy enough to do if they don't get to the toilet in time and "rugs are replaceable". I still think he's nuts.

  • @fkaciggs
    @fkaciggs ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sorry to that man that sucks at poached eggs because yeah they're totally simple with just a few instructions....

  • @liwiathan
    @liwiathan ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There was some kind of Contraband in that wafer box, and weird car mom might have been a prostitute

  • @weathermansam2
    @weathermansam2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The twelfth story is so cute

  • @blackoutninja4793
    @blackoutninja4793 ปีที่แล้ว

    is the background game Jet Set Radio?

  • @animetalk8132
    @animetalk8132 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Vanilla wafers

  • @computernerd1101
    @computernerd1101 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Story 3: The CD doth protest too much, methinks. Also, it said "kids," as in, plural. Were they all named Molly?

  • @Rebelartist83
    @Rebelartist83 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Story 3 sounds like a Karen Jr in the making

  • @Logan_strickland
    @Logan_strickland ปีที่แล้ว

    14:11 excuse me, what the hell?

  • @khalidthegreat7005
    @khalidthegreat7005 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Dude, the video was uploaded 8 minutes ago. How convenient.

  • @christianmarshal6117
    @christianmarshal6117 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The parents from story 16 probably found out their kid wasn’t watching the show because she wasn’t unhappy enough which was clearly their goal.

  • @sammylapue
    @sammylapue ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What is going on with "Am I the Genius" & "Am I the Jerk" channels? Still in jeopardy of being taken off air?

  • @marinawildish7951
    @marinawildish7951 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Atheist: "I don't believe in God!"
    Christian nuts: "I don't believe in TVs!"
    Yeah we all know which one 2 trust!!

    • @startygernebulla2088
      @startygernebulla2088 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean, it's fine for a Christian to watch TV. You just gotta be careful what you watch

    • @burgerboydraws3386
      @burgerboydraws3386 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yea, that’s like Jahovas witness type of stuff. That’s some obscure church. That’s not a Christian thing.

  • @ednaparker-do1xd
    @ednaparker-do1xd ปีที่แล้ว

    #vannilawafers

  • @RadKnight76YT
    @RadKnight76YT ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Frost commit

  • @UnclePip
    @UnclePip ปีที่แล้ว

    ?

  • @yeetfart3510
    @yeetfart3510 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    First

  • @Kweeba
    @Kweeba ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4 comments lel

  • @Notsuperrich
    @Notsuperrich ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3 comments

  • @bigbich4559
    @bigbich4559 ปีที่แล้ว

    why tf are we reposting the same shit? literally listened to the same exact stories, word for word, about a week ago. and this was just uploaded a day ago? so what’s up w that bs?