"The water supply ain't guarded / There's a valve at 45th & Main / through which you could easily introduce hemorrhagic fever toxins into the municipal water supply / through an inlet pump substation..." Such patriotism brings a joyful tear to my eye!
"The message of course is what I love, and I do think that maybe if everybody in New York was killed it would bring the country together!". Oh Onion....how I love thee!
@@kabirroopra5553 it still is..I was like 14-15 when this apeared and yeah it was big even here in romania but everyone I know from my gen still have fb's (of course alongside 10 other social media pps cause yeah they re so great)..
"This is a, uh, wonderful movement to unite all american infidels. And the verse about the water supply serves as, uh, educational material for the whole nation. I think you can soon expect thousands of lives be changed by this, uh, little piece of trivia" - Omar Al-Farouq
"The water supply ain't guarded, there's a valve at forty-fifth and ninth, through which you could easily introduce hemorrhagic fever toxins into the municipal water supply...." Better than some lyrics I've heard.
At first I didn’t get it and assumed it was a joke about country musicians acting all big and tough towards legitimately dangerous terrorist organizations but it all started making sense at about 0:43
I've heard a lot of older country fans mention this. After September 2001, a lot of country changed from being the blues for poor and working class white Americans to this hypernationalist and somewhat xenophobic thing.
How could this story been broadcast without commentary by Al-Qaeda terrorism commentator, Mr. Al Farooq? He has already demonstrated his art criticism expertise with an alternative design to the Twin Towers memorial. His insights are deeply missed.
I remember back in the 1980s many of the country songs would sing about how they hated New York and they loved their country lifestyle. I think this was the point of the satire.
Its a good song my grandpa an FDNY battalion chief like his music, and he was a FDNY captain during 9/11. It's silly to say this stuff honestly people profit off disasters all the time
How true. At first they seem insanely mad and therefore funny, but the farther you go, the more people you see actually embroiled in arguing about it and the more you get angry and saddened at seeing it.
Idk if it's obvious, but there making fun of country singers who capitalize off of every disaster, with some smug patriotic song like "we're still strong, USA" knowing it's obvious people are gonna like it, cause they feel like they have too. Then there #1, playing at every stadium, memorial etc. Cha ching!$$
I think it's about how much southerners and country music fans in general hate "yankees" and would love to see New York city obliterated. It's not about them capitalizing on a disaster because it said that the profits were going to charity. 1:33
Raptor3400 well New York was the copperhead state. More sympathies in New York for the southern cause than in any other union state. Southerners should hate like Massachusetts or Pennsylvania or something if that’s the case.
It's weird to think that when this video was posted on TH-cam it was a little over 6 years since 9/11, now it's over 15 years since this video was posted.
Did you find it funny when the skies of NYC were lit up in red, right before the entire state ceased to exist? Are your currently charred remains having fun? Do you still live in that irradiated wasteland people used to call “New York”, laughing about this video?
What is "healthy" anti semitism? I agree with you if it means treating them with the same level of scorn and distrust that we humans feels towards each other. Healthy misanthropy.
"The water supply ain't guarded / There's a valve at 45th & Main / through which you could easily introduce hemorrhagic fever toxins into the municipal water supply / through an inlet pump substation..."
Such patriotism brings a joyful tear to my eye!
LOL best part of the video for sure.
Heck yeah!
I think Ra's Al Ghul heard this and was inspired to attack Gotham
You are a saviour!
I so needed that[ copy-paste lyrics].
911th liekkk
I love how professional Onion TV actually acts. These guys are better actors than most hollywood stars.
yep
They seriously are. They can’t be getting paid much but they are so dedicated to doing a quality job. Guess they just really love what they are doing.
yeah
I like it that some people think it's real, and some people are saying this is fake.
Here's your 700th like from me.
"The message of course is what I love, and I do think that maybe if everybody in New York was killed it would bring the country together!".
Oh Onion....how I love thee!
God damn, facebook was a thing when you made this comment, how time flies.
@@kabirroopra5553 how true that is
How are you doing person who posted ten years ago?
I am your 666th like 👍 and I approve of this message.
@@kabirroopra5553 it still is..I was like 14-15 when this apeared and yeah it was big even here in romania but everyone I know from my gen still have fb's (of course alongside 10 other social media pps cause yeah they re so great)..
Wait a minute, I think these country music folks have an ulterior motive.
:0
No. Shhhhhhhhhh. Sing along
And I ope
C'mon, they're folksy folks!
How dare you slap "aGeNdA" over their beautiful works of art?°
Yeah they just wanna get rich off of this tragedy. Shameful money-grubbees.
I love how Wayne is able to get an electric guitar sound from an acoustic. That man is a country musical genius!
electric/acoustic guitars exist
@@extrememetalunderground True but not with that tone.... Someone call Stevie T.
@@DOSStorm let me introduce you to the gibson j160e or gretsch rancher
@@denizbluemusic Plugged in acoustic/electric guitar is a completely different thing though. The body just produces a completely different sound.
His gitaw is powahd by the lawd Jaysus Chraist!
All this video is missing is the reaction of Al-Qaeda's official spokesman, and regular Onion News Network contributor, Omar Al-Farouq.
"This is a, uh, wonderful movement to unite all american infidels. And the verse about the water supply serves as, uh, educational material for the whole nation. I think you can soon expect thousands of lives be changed by this, uh, little piece of trivia" - Omar Al-Farouq
"Built it, and go there and wait"
"9/11 times ten"
= 90/11
@@jeffreyjdesir Took some thinking there.
90/110
I know this one, it's 90/11. Or 8.181818....
Is that a "Team America" reference?
They made a full-length version of this song. It's the best.
Link plz
@@Languslangus th-cam.com/video/N-qMuyzumyI/w-d-xo.html
@@fuckingloser2817 you're a legend
thank you for this gem
Link plz
At 0:58 it lists Tanya Bertram as singing a song called "Guess I'm Drinking for Two'. hahahahbahahahahaha
Hol up
@@sourfrog4263 exactly lol
What does it mean
@@ChristopherFelicitasI think it means she’s drinking while pregnant
@@lukaluukaa Thanks bro searching on google doesn't lead to anything. Damn onion putting all these little details lmao, it legit flew over my head.
Meanwhile, in the scrolling text: "new hand-held video device lets users watch ads anywhere"
This was in 2008, that wouldn't even pass as a joke today
Tbf, we had video on phones in 1992. The first iPhone had TH-cam preinstalled in 2007.
It actually makes more sense now... The number of unskippable ads have only gone up on our mobile phones!
'I mean, he could just reduce New York city to a pile of rubble. It ain't gonna affect us much.'
🤣🤣🤣
2:02 - a message sure to resonate with people everywhere, both here and overseas
"It's great to see people coming together for a common cause."
"The water supply ain't guarded, there's a valve at forty-fifth and ninth, through which you could easily introduce hemorrhagic fever toxins into the municipal water supply...." Better than some lyrics I've heard.
Oh yes
“Maybe you should try again. I dare ya.”
At first I didn’t get it and assumed it was a joke about country musicians acting all big and tough towards legitimately dangerous terrorist organizations but it all started making sense at about 0:43
Why are you speaking ill of American veterans that way?
I've heard a lot of older country fans mention this. After September 2001, a lot of country changed from being the blues for poor and working class white Americans to this hypernationalist and somewhat xenophobic thing.
@preacher3958 Were you not alive in 2001? Toby Keith became a superstar based off his patriotic songs.
@Demiglitch I love Toby Keith's patriotic music lol
Who the heck you are to call someone terrorist when they simply want american bases removed from their land for control of their country and regions?
I thought The Onion was supposed to be fake news.
Yeah, getting harder and harder to tell the diff these days...
even more now
My bus driver played the real version.
what song do you mean?
@ScoopDog457 it's a real song?
TCt83067695 th-cam.com/video/e_UHcuGOgmE/w-d-xo.html
@@zoewells3160 Thanks. I'm sure I watched a video for it since that comment.
But thanks again 👍🏾
Based.
"Light up the New York sky......Like the 4th of July🎸🎸🎶🎵" 😂😂😭
How could this story been broadcast without commentary by Al-Qaeda terrorism commentator, Mr. Al Farooq? He has already demonstrated his art criticism expertise with an alternative design to the Twin Towers memorial. His insights are deeply missed.
"Try it again, I dare you..." LOL that phrase was the best
A punch line to both the jokes, musicians acting tough, and everyone hating new york
The ONION is the best. Some of the funniest stuff on the net.
9/11 times 10. Nice try Osama. Maybe you should try again..... I DARE YOU.
I wonder where this guy is now...
@@josephbrennan370 He said a naughty word and sales of his songs skyrocketed.
Okay too realistic lol
Southerners hate city folk
Why the hell does this seem so real. Where on earth do they get this incredible talent?
I like how he plays an electric guitar riff on an acoustic: 1:26
I remember back in the 1980s many of the country songs would sing about how they hated New York and they loved their country lifestyle. I think this was the point of the satire.
"Too dumb for New York City, too ugly for L.A."
@@js2010ish but equally as stupid
you know who else hates New York? Everybody who lives there
Jason Aldean: "Write that down. *WRITE THAT DOWN!!!* "
LMAO 😂🤣
Pretty much, lol.
"The message of course is what I love. And I do think that maybe if everybody in New York was killed it would bring the country together."
LOL!
damn, 14 years ago that's a long time ago
"I do think if every one in New York is killed it will bring the contry together" lol
LMAO!!"Through an inlet pump sub-station". Giving them instructions on what to attack.
1:08 How brave! This what our great America should aim to be! 🙏
just when i thought ive seen all onion videos, i find one that i havent seen yet
"Good song ruined by Christian message!" Wonderful! God Bless the Onion in all its truthiness!
I enjoy that Wayne McMurtry's album is called "Drunk Driving the Tractor". Oh, the South.
Im a big Onion fan, but I hope to god there isn't an unguarded water valve at 45th and 9th...
In all honesty if this didn't have have the ONN logo on the screen I would have completely believed it was a real news report
The song needs to be updated to include California. 😅
Uhhh...you realize that there would have to be a terrorist attack rivaling 9/11 in California first for that to work, right? 👀
I like the advice about the water supply. Very helpful:)
That electric guitar solo on an acoustic guitar really shows the musical prowess of these stars
You know, every time I see an Onion clip it is the best ever!
NAILED IT!
the onion is the best.
Still is
Is there actually a full version available somewhere? I couldn't find it.
Here's the link: grooveshark.com/#!/s/Go+Ahead+Bomb+New+York+By+Bomb+New+York/kkbs9?src=5
For some reason gummy44's response wasn't showing on my end so apologies for that. :)
I"ve got one in my attic somewhere. Maybe I'll pirate it for you.
Find the page with the video on Onion.com, it has a link to a full MP3.
the link is gone can someone host it on mediafire or mega please
This is a sentiment most Americans could get behind.
This era of the onion skits was unparalleled.
this and the “only country where this kind of thing happens” articles are unmatched
My thoughts exactly when Toby Keith profited from the pain of others by releasing Courtesy Of The Red, White, and Blue.
Profits or not, that's actually a pretty good song.
No one profited more than the U.S Government for 9/11
Its a good song my grandpa an FDNY battalion chief like his music, and he was a FDNY captain during 9/11. It's silly to say this stuff honestly people profit off disasters all the time
How true. At first they seem insanely mad and therefore funny, but the farther you go, the more people you see actually embroiled in arguing about it and the more you get angry and saddened at seeing it.
wow this doesn't even sound any worse than most country music songs I've heard.
I strongly agree with this message.
I join this movement. Bring it on! We ain’t afraid of y’all destroying NYC🤠cause we know we’re stronger💪💪💪😤😤😤
"New handheld video device lets users watch ads anywhere"
This is a real episode of Squidbillies
It's called "Anerica: Why I Love Her"
And it's season 5 episode 10
It is _exactly_ what it sounds like.
I'd buy the CD multiple times. One for each member of my family...
"drunk drivin' the tractor" :D
Light up the New York sky... like the 4th of July~!
I lurv that song. :D
I was hoping to see Omar Al Faruq again, what a shame
These older clips are way funnier than the new crap on this channel
this satire is kind of god tier
-- "Like the fourth of July"...
good timing
LOL the guys album is drunk drivin the tractor.
I live in NYC and I agree.
Idk if it's obvious, but there making fun of country singers who capitalize off of every disaster, with some smug patriotic song like "we're still strong, USA" knowing it's obvious people are gonna like it, cause they feel like they have too. Then there #1, playing at every stadium, memorial etc. Cha ching!$$
I think it's about how much southerners and country music fans in general hate "yankees" and would love to see New York city obliterated. It's not about them capitalizing on a disaster because it said that the profits were going to charity. 1:33
Raptor3400 yeah the fact that they kept mentioning New York gave it away for me
Raptor3400 well New York was the copperhead state. More sympathies in New York for the southern cause than in any other union state. Southerners should hate like Massachusetts or Pennsylvania or something if that’s the case.
Cough Toby Keith cough
@@johnwaas4864 Not really, rural southern areas actually do have contempt for "liberal big cities" like New York and L.A. I hear it all of the time.
2:07 are they singing what it sounds like, they are? 😮
i got 3x of his cd's one for my truck one for my shack one i dug in my back yard just in case al qaeda find my other two cd's
Your wit and sarcasm is unmatched.
0:29 Drunk Drivin' The Tractor
Good country title
rip toby keith
These are so incredible
It didn't stop AMERRRIKUH
When them New York ... "people" died
This aged too well...
1:06 At the bottom reads "Good song ruined by Christian message". LMAO.
It's weird to think that when this video was posted on TH-cam it was a little over 6 years since 9/11, now it's over 15 years since this video was posted.
Drunk drivin the tractor
Senator votes no confidence in anything 😅
Man," Nice try Osama" ..Woman," mhm" ..Man, "um...maybe you should try again.I dare ya" lol
“Bring it in Osama!” 😂😂😂
McMurtry, Bertram... He he he, great cheesy country names!
i’ve listened to enough country music to say this is accurate
Ya know what your right. Landoverbaptist has a whole section devoted to it. and Its good stuff
LMAO as a new yorker, this is funny as hell!
Did you find it funny when the skies of NYC were lit up in red, right before the entire state ceased to exist? Are your currently charred remains having fun? Do you still live in that irradiated wasteland people used to call “New York”, laughing about this video?
I’m surprised The Onion hasn’t been canceled yet
THROUGH AN INLET PUMP SUBSTATION
My, goodness!
How..
Rigorously honest it is!
Glad I moved out of the Big Apple before this song came out.
This song really brought America together again; it's too bad about New York though.
Too bad it still exists.
1:04 "good song ruined by christian message" lmao
This feels like those Live Aid songs
1:46 lawl "though witch you could introduce hemoragic fever toxins into he municable water supply" ROFLCOPTERS!
"it's good to see people coming together for a common cause" xD LMFAO
On ITunes when?
love it!
I know, it's a parody. I want to know if there is a download of it.
th-cam.com/video/e_UHcuGOgmE/w-d-xo.html
Lol, look @ how carried away they get.
"It's time for judgement day!"
1:09 the ticket message was about the future without AdBlock.
"In Bethesda, MD, seven mangled in freak mangling accident."
xD
Only true patriots will know this song
Is it wrong that i genuinly liked the song (except for the antisimetic part)?
What is "healthy" anti semitism? I agree with you if it means treating them with the same level of scorn and distrust that we humans feels towards each other. Healthy misanthropy.
Why the fuck are you guys arguing about a certain line in the song when the whole lyrics is fucked up?
Olleke Bolleke I felt the opposite
Edgar Larios where was the anti semitism. Eh who cares I liked the song
S U P R E M E pussy
Old onion is kino its like idiocracy but irl
Gotta love the blurb at the bottom -
"'Good song ruined by christian message'" haha