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as a girl, i can confirm that we are all born in dumpsters, have a kind, basketball player dad pick me out of the trash, grow up ignoring boys, win a basketball match and put on a show in the middle of girl scouts, grow up and on our 37th birthday, I get taken away by aliens, save humanity and live longer than the male. it is a natural process of growing up! girls, remember, we all go through this
6:11 this actually relates to me cause I’m nine and I barely know how to float in the water without a life jacket, but my dad doesn’t care and he teaches me like it’s normal. The lesson of this is that you can start something wherever you want and when it’s the right moment for you.
I recently stumbled across a game called Abandoned and now I rlly want Sam to play it bc I don’t have the brains or patience to try to figure it out and had to watch a walkthrough for like half the game 😭 It’s styled like This Is Not A Game as in collecting items for future use moving around rooms and basically a big puzzle. However the storyline is completely different since it’s more of a traditionalish game so there’s no narrator that knows there’s someone playing or a narrator at all. You’re basically finding ur brother who unlocked the doors into different worlds. There’s like various notes from him as you progress and a storyline which I won’t share. The point is I REALLY want to see him play so petition plssss
I recently stumbled across a game called Abandoned and now I rlly want Sam to play it bc I don’t have the brains or patience to try to figute it out and had to watch a walkthrough for like half the game 😭 It’s styled like This Is Not A Game as in collecting items for future use moving around rooms and basically a big puzzle. However the storyline is completely different since it’s more of a traditionalish game so there’s no narrator that knows there’s someone finding ur brother who unlocked the doors into different worlds. There’s like various notes from him as you progress and a storylime which I won’t share. The point is I REALLY want to see him play so petition is plsss
9:17 DO NOT CLIFF JUMP! 11:51 you can throw your phone, idc😊 19:44 trust me I’ve been here before. 25:42 now we’re playing Fortnite all of a sudden. 27:23 i guess you got robbed my a ghost
Hi, go to bother you but are you trying? Do you wanna be my friend or something or no yes or now bye bye I can’t read OK OK OK so I don’t know what to do right
Sam is the kind of guy to say “Can I get run over by a car” “Can I be the most unhealthy person alive?” “I’m going to get cancer” then he has the AUDACITY to say “Can I live to 100 years old?” Like nah that’s messes up
“This is your pilot speaking, there seems to be 4 remaining parachutes here. Half the plane has exploded along with majority of the parachutes. Good luck tho-“
Guys the name of this game us 100 years and when you search it up its 2 dices with people on each sind hope this worked for you Also thanks so much for all the likes
12:15 Nahh bro that’s like the mafia adds where people are toguether then a level like 50 guy comes in a Ferrari and your level 1 crook then you get her back
@taslimaakter5921 that’s a bit straight forward and a little rude to ask but she had a huge cliff-like wall at her house and she would walk on the edge one day, the part she was walking on broke and she fell, the rest of the wall keept toppling still while she was barely alive by the fall and then it fell onto her so if she didn’t die her back hips arms legs ect would still be broken and she would be very badly hurt
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Bet
dawg💀
thanks for the sponsor
This is epic I will
Wut
13:50 that was probably the smoothest transition to an advertisement I've ever seen.
Yea definitely
Yes
and i watched dantdm do it and ik what he skiped...
Wym?
I didn’t even realize it was a add
25:34
"Why would I jump? Jumping seems like the worst poss-"
*plane explodes*
“Ok, now we are playing fortnight all of a sudden”
What the hell is this games name?
@@Mtgfelinefrenzy100 years
@@Mtgfelinefrenzy age simulator
@@Elyasisdabestyesok
"I'm an independent woman" by 34:08 and "Get your hands off my baby girl" by 34:36 are two sentences I never thought I'd ever hear from Sam
Haven't made it to that part but thanks for the warning I didn't think I would ever here Sam say that either
I STARTED DYING-
facts
He said “strong independent women “
34:42*
What game is this
Game:100 years-life simulator
If this helped please leave a like
👇
Yo ty
Thx
The breast feeding was the best
@@R-T11.2.95real tho
19:43 "Trust me, I've been here before" 💀
Does that mean he's been to jail 🤔
19:43 "Trust me, I've been here before" 💀
@@Theunicorn2012why are you copying everyones comments And replying?
16:35 "Trust me, I’ve been here before" 💀
I was looking for this 🤣💀
as a girl, i can confirm that we are all born in dumpsters, have a kind, basketball player dad pick me out of the trash, grow up ignoring boys, win a basketball match and put on a show in the middle of girl scouts, grow up and on our 37th birthday, I get taken away by aliens, save humanity and live longer than the male. it is a natural process of growing up! girls, remember, we all go through this
Girls are weird
I aint readin all of that
Sad life 😔
This is so true
@@FifineGdthat’s what happens to your attention span if you spent all your time on TH-cam shorts
Sam is honestly such an underrated and good creator for his long videos
Not underrated he’s everywhere
8:15 YO THAT MUSIC MATCHES IT SO WELL THO
The game is called 100 years - life simulator if anyone's interested
Thank you so much bro
🖖@@Lebronking777
Thanks. ❤
Thank you so much
ty
“i’m an independent woman!”
sambucha/sammybuch 2024
“i’m an independent woman!”
sambucha 2024
"I'm a married Woman!"
-JackSucksAtLife, 2019
"peepee poopoo"
-me, 2024
Sammybuch*
Me ;)
28:43 my grandfather had colon cancer. He is still alive, and doesn’t have cancer anymore. Love you grandpa ❤
What a miracle! Love you! Glad he’s ok! ❤Tell him I am glad he’s safe!❤❤
😊❤
Colon cancer I have skin cancer
@@AlayahClemI’m praying for you!!❤️❤️
@@AlayahClemGet better bro
6:11 this actually relates to me cause I’m nine and I barely know how to float in the water without a life jacket, but my dad doesn’t care and he teaches me like it’s normal. The lesson of this is that you can start something wherever you want and when it’s the right moment for you.
9??
31:13 'look at this doofus'
sam, u do know, that lad was u
🤣🤣🤣
I know how you turn out I’m like Madam web 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 LOL
Next minute 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
He chose a different one lol
26:19 Him: "No, don't shoot... Your also kinda cute.."
Caught me off guard💀💀
🤣🤣🤣
nah i was thinking the same thing
@@KEWOVER hold up what?
Idk why but Sam getting pissed off when the character cheers after something bad happened was hilarious to me
Him in this game predicting his future me: are you gonna go to jail
37:10 THE MIDDLE FINGER FOLLOWED BY THE GARBAGE TRUCK GOT ME
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
38:44
I know
8:20 First kiss at 14 me chilling at 16 still waiting
I can help
@@Dutch_Mapper11💀
@@Dutch_Mapper11💀
@@Dutch_Mapper11💀
Guys is this rizz
"I guess I'm racist" caught me off guard 💀💀💀
"I guess I'm racist" caught me off guard 💀💀💀
"I guess I'm racist" caught me off guard 💀💀💀
ending this goofy chain
Funny af
"I guess I'm racist" caught me off guard 💀💀💀
31:15"I'm like Madame Web" 🤣
You were like future trunks from DBZ🤣
I recently stumbled across a game called Abandoned and now I rlly want Sam to play it bc I don’t have the brains or patience to try to figure it out and had to watch a walkthrough for like half the game 😭 It’s styled like This Is Not A Game as in collecting items for future use moving around rooms and basically a big puzzle. However the storyline is completely different since it’s more of a traditionalish game so there’s no narrator that knows there’s someone playing or a narrator at all. You’re basically finding ur brother who unlocked the doors into different worlds.
There’s like various notes from him as you progress and a storyline which I won’t share. The point is I REALLY want to see him play so petition plssss
I've played that on coolmath I couldn't beat it either
skz 😭
i beat that in fourth grade on coolmath
Aint no way bro said machu pichu is in mexico
I recently stumbled across a game called Abandoned and now I rlly want Sam to play it bc I don’t have the brains or patience to try to figute it out and had to watch a walkthrough for like half the game 😭 It’s styled like This Is Not A Game as in collecting items for future use moving around rooms and basically a big puzzle. However the storyline is completely different since it’s more of a traditionalish game so there’s no narrator that knows there’s someone finding ur brother who unlocked the doors into different worlds. There’s like various notes from him as you progress and a storylime which I won’t share. The point is I REALLY want to see him play so petition is plsss
Sam at 21:46 soon after escaping prison:
"What did i do!?"
real.
I don’t even watch this guy for gaming I watch because he’s just chill and honestly helps me calm down a little 😭
2:47 "AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH" that caught me off guard bro💀
3:03 sam really said that without hesitation
Sounded like he said effin mandarin from the time stamp you sent. I know he didn’t but still lol
**ucking manerdine
My grandma died at 99 she was turning 100 in 2 months
Sorry for ur loss 💔
Sorry for your loss😢
She fr pulled a Betty White
She was so close! Anyways 🪦 rip 💔
@@JanecurrentlyeatingaMcdo-zb4cgBro get a life you don’t say womp womp after someone have inf a loss
“If your 18 or 19 guess what u guys don’t matter” got me dying 😂
9:17 DO NOT CLIFF JUMP!
11:51 you can throw your phone, idc😊
19:44 trust me I’ve been here before.
25:42 now we’re playing Fortnite all of a sudden.
27:23 i guess you got robbed my a ghost
01:25 - "let's set him up for failure" 💀
Lol
1:48 had me on the floor laughing and sams reaction was priceless
21:20 Sam's face expression, I'm dead 💀
4:43 WHAT I DONT THINK SO LOL
love youuuuu❤❤
1:50 WHAT IF HE CHOOSED THE DAD? 💀
💀
@SLEEPY_Persian why are you replying this here?
He try’s to do that to the dads nipple but it doesn’t work out.
@@ConnorsSports0426 thats what you thought? 💀
@@waleednahas no I saw someone else pick the dad
1:40I’ve never seen him so happy
Bookmark 33:05
0:59 "I thats how it works"
LOL
Hi, go to bother you but are you trying? Do you wanna be my friend or something or no yes or now bye bye I can’t read OK OK OK so I don’t know what to do right
43:40 best dance EVER 😂
Sam is the kind of guy to say “Can I get run over by a car” “Can I be the most unhealthy person alive?” “I’m going to get cancer” then he has the AUDACITY to say “Can I live to 100 years old?” Like nah that’s messes up
No way u think this is funny?
Is this supposed to be funny
Idk that’s for u to decide
be quiet furry
13:51 one of the smoothest ad integrations I’ve ever seen. 😭😭😭
Fr
Ikr😭
omaranana
Ikr 😅
It reminded me of Brett Cooper
33:00 looks like we’re visiting Machu Pichu, we must be in mexico! Im dying 😂
33:55 this has to be the funniest thing you have said this video 😂
“Let’s get the girl because girls are slower than boys” is crazy😂😂😂
real tho
I have evidence 36:54
I meant 37:04
yea but that’s kinda mean bc i could smoke sam in a mile… try going a 5:15 mile sam
Sam looks like a fast person tho @labey1102
20:42 "The kid can go next to you"!?!&%😂
Sambucha: What did I do? Also sambucha: Literrally just unlawfully escaped prison.
25:35 “Jumping seems like the worst poss-. I guess I have to jump” 😂
“This is your pilot speaking, there seems to be 4 remaining parachutes here. Half the plane has exploded along with majority of the parachutes. Good luck tho-“
@@DuckoLikesDucks 😂😂😂
46:47 I like how Sam's like 'Oh my gosh' then just 'oh thank you'
34:42 he is going to be the best dad 😅😅😅
😂😂😂😂😂 Hilarious from beginning to end. I laughed so hard, jokes were on point! New subscriber! 👏🏼❤️
Wait what if u chooses dad on 1 yr old
Buffdog yt lol
@BuffDogeYT lol 😂 😆 😝
I don’t know that’s a really good question.
@BuffDogeYT what is the game called
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That ad transition was clean 😮💨
Timestamp?
@@RGDFF 13:54
Ty@@Ronniethewerido
12:21 the Ferrari 💀💀
Yea that was a lambo
@@GOTARIit’s a huracan
2:49 ”why is my dad like a animé character” got me Rolling on the floor💀🙏
Hopefully we could live to 100 and hope you could live to 100 so you can continue to post amazing content
39:15 there is a Batman at the back 😂😂
7:08 AMEN BROTHER 🙏🙏🙌
AMEN🙏
Amen! ❤
Nah
AMEN
@@EmeraldUploads what creator is there to respect
32:41 yeah my dad actually found me in the dumpster
An hour video by Sambucha? This about to be fire.
actually... its 53-54 minutes
@@TablePlayzGtag …Rounded to the nearest hour would be one hour.
@@TablePlayzGtag ok smarty pants
@@TablePlayzGtag 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@TablePlayzGtag summarizing! simple math
4:42 Bro is about to get cancelled
Word 😭
I was looking for this comment lol
@@Heelz755 same lol
He’s not wrong lol
@@Alzurite_ same here
Bro all the paid choices are bad 💀.
1:43 “what if you chose dad” 😳😳😳
Dantdm did
19:37 “your in good hands trust my I’ve been here before”💀has he been to jail
“Brangah” I’m dead 😂
This is arguably the funniest sambucha video ever
1:03 "i dont look like the bottom one's" is crazy. Idk why but i found that way to funny bruh 💀
He didn’t wanna sounds racist! (Later in video) “i guess I’m racist-“
9:07 “do not do dr**ugs! Lol
21:52 “WHAT DID I DO?!” -also him escaping jail 5 mins before
11:06 don’t give me the branga got me rolling on the ground😂😂😂❤❤
fr XD
49:52 «I k¡lled your family so let’s choose you» 💀
11:18 wise words. Girls should quit putting so many standards on us and love us for who we are(as long as us guys are doing the same thing.)
Guys the name of this game us 100 years and when you search it up its 2 dices with people on each sind hope this worked for you
Also thanks so much for all the likes
I love Sam’s little dance with the aliens got me rollining 43:37
Love Sam's videos, I love how he is always saying whats on his mind.😁
Sambuchas videos are so random and im here for it.
"😭My poor sammybuch😭" had me dying 30:22
43:40 was so funny when we did the dance that the aliens did lol 😂
It was funny at 44:34 when sambucha said "They're good people, Is that me?!" Was hilarious
I dont see anyone
Did sam realize his nipple was hanging out near the end of the video 🤣
Shh, let's not ruin the fun! It's not there if you don't look 💀
And why are you looking at his nipple?
Wtf
2:47 blud thinks hes goku💀
Wdym?
Bro went super sayian
33:20 "alright 11 year old girl lets see what she looks like. Come on baby"
Him "sitting is probably the best thing I cou-" explodes
Sam may not be pregnant but he never fails to deliver.
…
He is
@averageracistperson525 my bad chill tf out
25:34 “
Why would i jump? jumping seems like the worst poss-“
*Plane Explodes*
Wait, that was an ad💀 I thought he was just talking about it💀💀
14:42 You know what they say - “(add)SAM BROWN” ME “AHHHHHHHGHHhh”
22:36
Is that Keanu Reeves in the Bar?😂😂😂
7:08 AMEN BRO
fr
Y'all dumb
@@5ruf-n5jyeah god exists
at 24:15 the transition for the like button showed up because he said “Please LIKE me”
I know lol
Bruh didn’t realize I wasn’t subscribed my bad brodie but I’ve been watching your vids for so long now,, love the vids man keep it up !!!
12:15 Nahh bro that’s like the mafia adds where people are toguether then a level like 50 guy comes in a Ferrari and your level 1 crook then you get her back
LOLLLL THATS SO TRUEE BROOO
1:45 WHAT IF HE CLICKED DAD???
he sucks is pe- pe- PEANUTS his dad like salty peanut ls so he sucks them
I played the game before, the same thing happens but for dad and it says you failed
@@patrickadi6155 what's the game called
@@Fluffy-d2i it's called "100 years - life simulator"
@@patrickadi6155 thanks
Sam, you are the first youtuber I've seen that did an ad read for Morgan & Morgan
There is a Minecraft TH-camr that sponsored Morgan & Morgan I just forgot his name
element x?@@KaiStudioFC
The first one I saw was Kentucky ballistics yesterday. Morgan and Morgan is sponsoring popular TH-camrs now. Didn't expect that
@@KaiStudioFC elementx
Sam, you are the first youtuber I've seen that did an ad rad for Morgan & Morgan
9:43 don’t ray rice her 😂😂😂
4:44”girls are slower than guys” I’m coming for you.
He's right. 💀🗿👍
@@FABI--NO-voiceExcuse me he is wrong even if he was right boys are more crazier and not mature then us girls
They are
Bro he's 100% right
Fr though like I’m faster then half the boys and almost equal as the rest
FOR EVERYONE THE GAME NAME IS "100 years life simulator"
16:55 even if you said no you would get fired lol
21:20 bro was flabbergasted
The fact that Sambucha grew a beard in 2 seconds at 13:50
FR
lol
21:51 Like no search warrant no actual reason for shooting no trial no logical reason for jail? The amount of laws being broken here is insane. 😭
11:10 “don’t give me the brangda”💀
It’s 11:08
@@Sarah-y6u It's actually 11:07
53:16 no that’s not true it didn’t show any bullying or everything else
“Everyone has lived to nine”, rest in peace makaylah, my friend who passed away at 8😐😢
Im so sorry for your loss, whoever said that are dummy’s.
Rip makaylah, sorry for your loss
my condolences :((
@taslimaakter5921 that’s a bit straight forward and a little rude to ask but she had a huge cliff-like wall at her house and she would walk on the edge one day, the part she was walking on broke and she fell, the rest of the wall keept toppling still while she was barely alive by the fall and then it fell onto her so if she didn’t die her back hips arms legs ect would still be broken and she would be very badly hurt
@taslimaakter5921 just, very straightforward that’s all