You know, people give Buff and the Kid a hard time, but neither one of them has ever ejected their pilot and gone on an unsanctioned joyride through the Carolinas.
The F-22 barely ever gets out, and buff....well in his days barely anyone had planes, and if they did. The emery planes were basically farmers with guns.🙄😑
F14 tomcat: in my defense I'm a naval aircraft F35: but arent you retired? F14 tomcat: yeah but that doesn't mean anything, except I'm only being displayed in movies, which sucks since nowadays dudes like you rely on computers to confirm a kill, I only relied on the stuff that was installed on me at the time P-51 mustang: you boys are a bunch of flying wusses, all that damn fancy gadgets was nonexistent back in my day, when taking down an opponent you had to chase them at maximum range to get the kill. B-17 (old 666): considering the crew that flown me is still the highest decorated air crew in history, I beg to differ because none of y'all ain't got shit on me B-26: that I can respect b-17, operating without a tail rudder is a hard feat, but individually throttling the plane to turn, I'm fuckin impressed B-29: for once I agree with the b-17, but I dropped 2 suns on Japan B-17: b-29 you did it at a long distance so unless your talking air kills, you can't talk Edit: felt adding what I thought of (kudos goes out to the Eager Beavers)
From someone in the hardest hit spot of the flooding, we could use some humor my guy. That said, it's a bit tender here, we lost a bunch of good people. Through all the pain, loss and destruction, we are helping eachother, asking strangers if they need anything, donating our time and effort to those who need help. and most importantly, the flag still stands. Everywhere in the areas, it still stands. Flags are appearing everywhere. We will get through this and thank you for bringing it up
"What are you in for?" "...Jaywalking..." "...Really?" "...into foreign countries for the purpose of committing violence, and possession of a deadly existence with intent to distribute." "Kid, I had to work to become a flying warcrime, I guess you were just _born_ like that, huh?"
"Buff you don't want to be retired - it's not fun when you outlive your associates that you used to work with. "Work sets You Free" is an actual truism, being retired causes entropy! Mind numbing depression too. HLC ROCKS!
Lost a friend of mine to a motorcycle accident a few years ago because he had a racing helmet on in a slow speed accident. Your sisters helmet did the job it was supposed to and it and saved her life. I'm glad to hear that she is on the mend. I wish her full recovery.
No lie with how redbull is eventualy they will get a jet and a pilot and put the rb livery on it maybey release a special eddition flavor although its weird they got jetpacks before an actual jet i pray that when they do get a jet they paint the wings like redbull wings
Coming from a person who has been through 4 motorcycle accidents, I truly do hope your sister fully recovers. I also extend my prayers to her. Also, I hope she never lets fear stop her from riding if she is able. Never give up you passion
Let's be real here. Gives a whole different term for my pager is blowing up, literally. I have so many questions bout this. The one that makes me wonder how did Israel know about these pager?
@@RaymondHatton-do4dpI don’t think Israel has claimed responsibility yet but they def were involved, and it seems to be that they planted the explosives during the manufacturing of the pagers. If I misunderstood and you meant how did they know hezbollah used those pagers, pagers are a great way to communicate without risking your location being traced and it would be fairly simple to figure out what model gets purchased the most often in Lebanon
It makes me feel safe knowing somebody this deranged is keeping us safe here in America. I'm being totally serious, HLC you are awesome and I am thankful for your service (along with everybody else serving or has served, I am too much of a wimp). Keep that psychotic energy coming and keep on training our defenders. Thanks for the laughs!
And then there's nothing for him to intercept, because all the best tech 7-gen Iranian and Russian superior fighters got grounded for undisclosed emergency "regular" maintenance.
A10 used to be normal. Bang changes you, man. (I genuinely hate the crap, joke aside. It's just corn fructose syrup in a can, I don't know how burgerbros that have an option to drink something else can stand it)
Operation: Bandit Break-In: Franklin, a raccoon with a penchant for mischief, pulled off his most daring caper yet. Franklin, known among the troops as "The Furry Phantom," had been practicing his lock-picking skills for years, but this time, his target was no ordinary trash can-he had his eyes on the hangar housing The Kid, an F-22 Raptor with a notorious reputation for being a handful. However, unknown to most of the base personnel, The Kid had recently received a... special boost. Earlier that day, Grandpa Buff, an old, wise-cracking B-52 bomber with stories of Cold War glory, decided The Kid needed some "extra edge" in case Iran needed to be turned into a beach. In his typical grandpa fashion, Buff casually tossed an energy drink to the Kid. "Gives 'em wings," Buff chuckled to himself, ignoring the obvious irony of that statement. So, when Franklin finally popped the lock on the hangar, having outsmarted all the base’s security systems with his expert raccoon thievery skills, what he didn’t know was that he was about to unleash a caffeinated beast. The Kid, already a handful on a good day, was now juiced up and raring to go. The Kid roared to life, thrumming with the energy of a jet who’d just chugged an energy drink. The hangar doors slid open, and before Franklin could even take stock of his situation, The Kid took off like a bat out of hell, fueled by an unholy mixture of jet fuel and high-octane Raptor-ade. As Franklin dove out of the way, the Kid rocketed down the runway, engines glowing with an almost supernatural intensity. What followed was a series of aerial stunts that defied both gravity and logic. Loop-de-loops, barrel rolls, and the F-22 putting a targeting lock on everything in the entire globe's airspace. Grandpa Buff watched from the tarmac, chuckling to himself. “I told ‘em The Kid had potential,” he muttered, lighting up a cigar. Security scrambled to contain the situation, but The Kid was running on pure instinct...and caffeine. After what could only be described as the world’s most thrilling joyride, Franklin finally managed to finally talk the Kid down-though not without the Kid bouncing a few times on the runway. Mission success: Franklin earned the title "Captain Bandit", and rumors spread that he’s now planning to liberate an entire squadron of Boeing Austrailian Ghost Bats. As for The Kid? Let’s just say it’ll be a while before Grandpa Buff is allowed near another stash of energy drinks.
To be fair, it really IS the F35's fault. He shouldn't have brought anything caffeinated within a mile of the kid. But damn if the results aren't funny! I'm really digging these longer episodes.
To be fair, he specifically said multiple times not to give that to Raptor, but Buff is just way too stubborn. And with 35’s sensor suite, there’s no way that Buff’s escaping the blame for this one.
@@Shaun_Jones that whole sensor suite and a computer for a brain, and he still thought bringing Grandpa BUFF an energy drink wasn't going to end badly? 😂 The real question we should be asking, though, is where's Franklin's now-slippery little ass has run off to?
NGL, I have very similar reactions to caffeine. At one of my previous jobs, whenver I showed up to the office with a coffee cup in my hands, quite literally everyone's immediate reaction/greeting was, 'That's decaf, right?!?' First time I've empathized with the Kid.
Ive got family friends missing down home in FL from the hurricane.. so as much as my inner Florida man loves joking about hurricanes and having parties.. this one hit close to home.. now we have an even stronger one on the way
From "Little European Texas": You know that Viktor Bout, the russian gunslinger who was exchanged for some pseudo ru "freedom alternative" spokesperson, is back at it? Selling hardcore metals to the houthis? Now that's not our biggest problem here... Our question is: Can "The kid" come and look at this? We have money!
@@vounsky true that! Perhaphs. Here in PL, it is about: "There is no substitutes for Victory" -- Gen. Douglas MacArthur. This is how we think in PL. As for the Ukrainians? “Better to fight for something than live for nothing.” -- George S. Patton As for Gen. Andrzejczak, don't pretend you know. This Man is a pure Gem with ALL NATO respects. From all of us in Eastern People: "Leadership in a democratic Army means firmness, not harshness; understanding, not weakness; justice, not license; humaneness, not intolerance; generosity, not selfishness; pride, not egotism". Gen. Omar N. Bradley And this is what was / is the most difficult part to change from a soviet-style army, toward a NATO Army. More Mil Quotes? or you are okay with theses?
Being from East Tennessee,working in Erwin and spending most of my life on the river that caused all of the destruction, I say come me on dude! Show some love in your unique way
Frak, I so wish I could thumb-up this SOO much more. first time I heard Grim Beeper, and the kid on energy drink I imagined the scene from 'Over the Hedge' when they give the squirrel one.
To be fair, FEMA is mobilizing for Helene relief and preparing for Milton at the same time. 210 million for Helene so I think it's unfair to say they're not doing anything
I'm sorry to hear about your sister this way. Gotta say though, I think she's really proud of u as we all are. You're ability to keep these stories going with plenty of comedy and more is just awesome! I never thought I'd be so into it! 😂
@@William43275 yeah. I am thinking of that. They not going to last in there and may have a plan to break and I won’t be surprised that Franklin will help with that.
Located in western SC and I thought we got rocked hard until I saw what happened in NC and TN. Towns washed away and over 200 passed. Prayers for those affected
Me on the ground watching The Kid go Mach fuck you towards Ukraine: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!! Somebody STOP him! F-35: Now WHO exactly do you expect to risk their lives to tell him to land?! Grandpa Buff: Look at em go. 🫡 Franklin: *in started raccoon* I'm so fired...🤦🏿♂️
KC-10: Don’t worry. I was caught in traffic and didn’t get to give the Kid his daily fuel ration. Even if he’s been putting some aside to have a full tank, at the rate he’s burning, he’ll be lucky if he’s forced to land east of the Mississippi.
HLC, your sister is blessed to be alive. A few years ago we had a group of mountain goats blocking the highway. A couple on a motorcycle stopped and waited. A ram does what rams do and rammed the motorcycle. From a standstill, the female rear passenger wearing a helmet was thrown off, hit her head and ended up dead. I wish your sister a speedy recovery.
This was the absolute BEST!! As soon as Gramps suggested giving the energy drink to the kid, I was thinking "No, no, no, no! Wait! Wait! Wait!" And then he didn't disappoint. 🤣
Damn dude, wishing your sister a speedy recovery
Seconded😢
Same
Ditto
Same!
Same here.
You know, people give Buff and the Kid a hard time, but neither one of them has ever ejected their pilot and gone on an unsanctioned joyride through the Carolinas.
I can't find a flaw in this logic
Speaking the truth there
Got me with this one
No lies detected
The F-22 barely ever gets out, and buff....well in his days barely anyone had planes, and if they did. The emery planes were basically farmers with guns.🙄😑
"You two are dangerous."
They're weapons of war. They're supposed to be dangerous.
F14 tomcat: in my defense I'm a naval aircraft
F35: but arent you retired?
F14 tomcat: yeah but that doesn't mean anything, except I'm only being displayed in movies, which sucks since nowadays dudes like you rely on computers to confirm a kill, I only relied on the stuff that was installed on me at the time
P-51 mustang: you boys are a bunch of flying wusses, all that damn fancy gadgets was nonexistent back in my day, when taking down an opponent you had to chase them at maximum range to get the kill.
B-17 (old 666): considering the crew that flown me is still the highest decorated air crew in history, I beg to differ because none of y'all ain't got shit on me
B-26: that I can respect b-17, operating without a tail rudder is a hard feat, but individually throttling the plane to turn, I'm fuckin impressed
B-29: for once I agree with the b-17, but I dropped 2 suns on Japan
B-17: b-29 you did it at a long distance so unless your talking air kills, you can't talk
Edit: felt adding what I thought of (kudos goes out to the Eager Beavers)
It's even funnier considering it's coming from the computer with wings and a spiced coat of paint
If they weren't dangerous we'd be doing it wrong. XD
They get mad when Infantryman are mean also. 😂
They’re all weapons of war lol
BUFF: "What are you in for?"
The Kid: "Existing. They made me to be the best, but now they're scared shitless of what I can do."
All thats missing is the A10 playing the harmonica
I hear that brrt a-comin', it's comin' from the sky
What song would they do
Why would you say such a horrible thing?
"What are you in for?"
"They found out I had like... 40 Instagram pages all antagonizing Russia and telling them to send their tanks into Ukraine..."
@@The-void22455 Through the fire and the flames guitar solo
Holy shit he figured out how to make videos in landscape instead of portrait mode my eyes feel so much better.
I was wondering what looked different... god bless this is nice
little late to the party i will shut the fuck up if needed
“ possession of an explosive with intent to distribute.. “ 🤣🤣💥💥💥🤣🤣🤣
For those who don't get it, it's a spicy way of saying "he gonna blow shit up"
@@ethanor honestly, i imagine the kid stashing crate of tnt and try to sell it 😭😭
"May blessings and many other things fall on your head"
Me the morning after a drunk Taco Bell order
The last 30 seconds of this video, THAT is where "Kickstart My Heart" would make sense, lol!
The Great White version, please.
"50 years ago I was also racist". Laughed waaaaay to loud at that.
Buff must have picked up a black lady or two dozen during the civil rights era. Must have been a hell of a time to be alive
3:44 palsti3n who illegall moved from gaza got killed😂
Buff was never racist, he always fucked everything with equal opportunity.
Even funnier to me cause my grandfather loaded Buffs and F-111s in Vietnam.
Me too, lol. Also when he said I’m going to intercept everything at the same time.
From someone in the hardest hit spot of the flooding, we could use some humor my guy. That said, it's a bit tender here, we lost a bunch of good people. Through all the pain, loss and destruction, we are helping eachother, asking strangers if they need anything, donating our time and effort to those who need help. and most importantly, the flag still stands. Everywhere in the areas, it still stands. Flags are appearing everywhere. We will get through this and thank you for bringing it up
"What are you in for?"
"...Jaywalking..."
"...Really?"
"...into foreign countries for the purpose of committing violence, and possession of a deadly existence with intent to distribute."
"Kid, I had to work to become a flying warcrime, I guess you were just _born_ like that, huh?"
"You merely adopted violence, I was born in it, moulded by it"
10/10. No notes
@@projectdeveloper9311
Well said
"And littering...the ground with debris" (and the whole of Group W moved away from him)
And one count of steeling Franklin nuggets
Thank you so very much for mentioning how 3 towns in North Carolina got taken off the map by the floods
"DID YOU LUBRICATE FRANKLIN??"
We don't talk about Operation Buttered Raccoon..... highly classified.
@@furiouskaiser9914
That’s a good one.
That was the perfect time for him to insert a Diddy joke....no didddy.
@@AJ-nh8ikI think HLC said that he’s not making any more jokes about him after the allegations about him came out
@@furiouskaiser9914 What about Operation I.C.B.I.N.B or Operation Buttered Franklin?
These videos look great on the big screen with the new landscape ratio. Praying for your sister’s complete recovery.
"...Or a mojito on a beach I just created where Iran used to be" is the most calmly said hard line out go Buff I've ever heard.
Takes “go pound sand” to a whole new level! 😂
Severely under appreciated line. 2 thumbs.
That line is goes unbelievably hard honestly.
The kid just has blue balls, grandpa buff is the real psycho
@@kizentheslayer and that's why we love him
I love how Buff can just terraform a beach for his retirement, although he’s probably gonna have to wait a hundred more years or so.
Ehhh, a couple of thermobarrics and he's fine!
I feel like Buff would be more likely to terraform an existing beach into glass.
I imagine that buff being locked up for 5 minutes is what finally frees the kid
The Buff got locked up for those offensive jokes
Watch the end...he let him out afterall🤣
Well, spoiler, but...
Yes
"Buff you don't want to be retired - it's not fun when you outlive your associates that you used to work with. "Work sets You Free" is an actual truism, being retired causes entropy! Mind numbing depression too. HLC ROCKS!
"I'm going to intercept everything at the exact same time"
... Let us pray he knows exactly what NOT to intercept.
Like civilian airliners for instance. Just ask Tym3Glitch’s F-22
"I'm completely mentally stable"
"Oh look a civilian airliner- "
@@lockheedx33or the USS Vincennes
@@lockheedx33 I'm hoping HLC is just BEGGING for a crossover with Tym3Glitch.
Lost a friend of mine to a motorcycle accident a few years ago because he had a racing helmet on in a slow speed accident. Your sisters helmet did the job it was supposed to and it and saved her life. I'm glad to hear that she is on the mend. I wish her full recovery.
What’s scarier than the Raptor? The Raptor fueled by Red Bull and Monster energy drinks.
Rockstar!
A bucket of preworkout, a line booger sugar, and a deathwish.
Rip Its!
White monster and Zyn
No lie with how redbull is eventualy they will get a jet and a pilot and put the rb livery on it maybey release a special eddition flavor although its weird they got jetpacks before an actual jet i pray that when they do get a jet they paint the wings like redbull wings
Coming from a person who has been through 4 motorcycle accidents, I truly do hope your sister fully recovers. I also extend my prayers to her. Also, I hope she never lets fear stop her from riding if she is able. Never give up you passion
i swear BUFF is my Senior Chief in disguise.
That was exactly how I expected the F22 to react to an energy drink 😂
"OPERATION GRIM BEEPER" BRUH I CAN'T WITH THIS SHIT
Let's be real here. Gives a whole different term for my pager is blowing up, literally. I have so many questions bout this. The one that makes me wonder how did Israel know about these pager?
So many good catch phrases in this one it's hard to choose which one is the best😂
from the liver to the knee , the grim beeper will set yout nutz free!
@@RaymondHatton-do4dpI don’t think Israel has claimed responsibility yet but they def were involved, and it seems to be that they planted the explosives during the manufacturing of the pagers. If I misunderstood and you meant how did they know hezbollah used those pagers, pagers are a great way to communicate without risking your location being traced and it would be fairly simple to figure out what model gets purchased the most often in Lebanon
Who in the hell are still making pagers in 2024???
It makes me feel safe knowing somebody this deranged is keeping us safe here in America. I'm being totally serious, HLC you are awesome and I am thankful for your service (along with everybody else serving or has served, I am too much of a wimp). Keep that psychotic energy coming and keep on training our defenders. Thanks for the laughs!
The Kid is finally loose. May God have mercy on whoever he goes after, because he will have none.
He’ll intercept them so hard, even their past-tense will be deleted.
8:50 reminds me of the left for dead two parody ‘’kiddie land!’’ 😂
Left 4 speed 2 was a classic
I can just picture the Kid...supercruising, blasting Kickstart my heart cranked to 11...
And then there's nothing for him to intercept, because all the best tech 7-gen Iranian and Russian superior fighters got grounded for undisclosed emergency "regular" maintenance.
I hope your sister comes out of her ICU stay fully recovered! Prayers for your family, man!
OK, so "Did you lubricate Franklin?" was not on my bingo card for this week.
😂😂
Wasn't on mine either
Hope your sister recovers quickly! Glad she's still with us!
I’m half expecting Grandpa Buff to start singing 16 Tons
Megatons...
@@patrickkenyon2326 Ya Drop 16 Megatons and Whaddya Get
@@Smith559 another sun in the sky and a really deep Pit, Saint Oppenheimer don't call me 'cause i can't go... I owe my soul to the to the Nuclear glow
@@SomeOrdinaryJanitorthat’s beautiful lmao
In his racist days 50 years ago, G-Buff would have sung "Swing Low, Sweet Castle Bravo"...
When BUFF referenced his old bones was a great opportunity to introduce the B1
I hope your sister recovers well and safe hlc!❤
Same here been in motorcycle crash head on with an infinity hope she has a fast recovery
Sending prayers for your sister HLC. 🙏🏽♥️🙏🏽
The Mitchell comment was great!
Operation Grim Beeper was a huge success!
buff got a case of the fuck arounds, the kid found out and now everyone is paying for it...perfect
Hope your sister recovers swiftly, also a big thanks for the 9 minutes of straight laughter.
Have to tell you, These are always hysterical.....
One sip of energy drink and he stole the a10 voice
A10 used to be normal. Bang changes you, man.
(I genuinely hate the crap, joke aside. It's just corn fructose syrup in a can, I don't know how burgerbros that have an option to drink something else can stand it)
@@hallowedbeyourdays Yeah, no, Bang's just garbage. When I indulge, I stick to Monster. Specifically the Juice sub line.
@@hallowedbeyourdays Throw it in a blender with normal smoothie ingredients, you can have the caffeine without feeling like you're drinking poison.
@@hallowedbeyourdays you could say that bang bangs
@@hallowedbeyourdays well to be fair, the A-10 is what happens when you bang 200x per second or whatever its fire rate is😂
Operation: Bandit Break-In: Franklin, a raccoon with a penchant for mischief, pulled off his most daring caper yet. Franklin, known among the troops as "The Furry Phantom," had been practicing his lock-picking skills for years, but this time, his target was no ordinary trash can-he had his eyes on the hangar housing The Kid, an F-22 Raptor with a notorious reputation for being a handful. However, unknown to most of the base personnel, The Kid had recently received a... special boost. Earlier that day, Grandpa Buff, an old, wise-cracking B-52 bomber with stories of Cold War glory, decided The Kid needed some "extra edge" in case Iran needed to be turned into a beach. In his typical grandpa fashion, Buff casually tossed an energy drink to the Kid. "Gives 'em wings," Buff chuckled to himself, ignoring the obvious irony of that statement. So, when Franklin finally popped the lock on the hangar, having outsmarted all the base’s security systems with his expert raccoon thievery skills, what he didn’t know was that he was about to unleash a caffeinated beast. The Kid, already a handful on a good day, was now juiced up and raring to go. The Kid roared to life, thrumming with the energy of a jet who’d just chugged an energy drink. The hangar doors slid open, and before Franklin could even take stock of his situation, The Kid took off like a bat out of hell, fueled by an unholy mixture of jet fuel and high-octane Raptor-ade. As Franklin dove out of the way, the Kid rocketed down the runway, engines glowing with an almost supernatural intensity. What followed was a series of aerial stunts that defied both gravity and logic. Loop-de-loops, barrel rolls, and the F-22 putting a targeting lock on everything in the entire globe's airspace. Grandpa Buff watched from the tarmac, chuckling to himself. “I told ‘em The Kid had potential,” he muttered, lighting up a cigar. Security scrambled to contain the situation, but The Kid was running on pure instinct...and caffeine. After what could only be described as the world’s most thrilling joyride, Franklin finally managed to finally talk the Kid down-though not without the Kid bouncing a few times on the runway. Mission success: Franklin earned the title "Captain Bandit", and rumors spread that he’s now planning to liberate an entire squadron of Boeing Austrailian Ghost Bats. As for The Kid? Let’s just say it’ll be a while before Grandpa Buff is allowed near another stash of energy drinks.
"The Mitchell taught me how to shotgun beers when I was like....five" 😂
Its a shame we don't hear from those older vehicles but I suppose they're irrelevant.
Would love to hear me a lee, sherman, t32, or patton tho.
That honestly explains so much
Since the mitchell was introduced in 1941, and the buff in 1952, this implies that the mitchell was 16 when he taught buff to shotgun beers.
@@fbwsrd9910 this could imply the Mitchell introduced Buff the shotgun beers in the 57'
@@fbwsrd9910 damned juvenile delinquents. 😆
My thoughts and prayers for your sister quick recovery
Wishing SLC (Sisterly Line Crosser) a speedy recovery.
Great name for her!
Prayers for quick recovery.
As a "Son of LeMay" I loved "The Mitchell taught me to shotgun beers at 5."
TWO parking violations? Can't believe the kid would do that, smh.
Can you imagine if The Kid actually went to court instead of mailing in the fine payment?
@@mightymikethebearwould Franklin be his lawyer? 🤔🤔🤔
@@JechtAruon 🤔
It could be worse. It could have been littering. *shiver*
He truly is a menace 😂
I'm sorry to hear about your sister, wishing her a speedy and painless recovery
The caffeine infused kid sounded exactly like the dark knight trilogy Batman. But, wishing your sister a speedy and easy recovery
Operation Grim Beeper, that one killed me. Best line I've heard since October 7th!
Prayers and wishes on a speedy recovery as well.
Legends say the kid just stopped a Civil war.....in the Andromeda galaxy
Buff: what are you in for
Kid: existing
To be fair, it really IS the F35's fault. He shouldn't have brought anything caffeinated within a mile of the kid. But damn if the results aren't funny! I'm really digging these longer episodes.
To be fair, he specifically said multiple times not to give that to Raptor, but Buff is just way too stubborn. And with 35’s sensor suite, there’s no way that Buff’s escaping the blame for this one.
@@Shaun_Jones that whole sensor suite and a computer for a brain, and he still thought bringing Grandpa BUFF an energy drink wasn't going to end badly? 😂 The real question we should be asking, though, is where's Franklin's now-slippery little ass has run off to?
Prayers for your sister, HLC. Praying for a quick recovery and healing ❤️🩹.
"Don't ever trust the federal government." God I love Buff. Wishing your sister all the best!
there's a saying that government jobs are funny because the more you work there, the less you trust the government
Damn, Buff roasting F35 like a boss...
Sorry about your sister. I hope everything goes well in her recovery
Sending prayers for a speedy recovery for your sister.
Grandpa wants to give the Kid his energy drink.
Everyone one with an ounce of common sense, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
NGL, I have very similar reactions to caffeine. At one of my previous jobs, whenver I showed up to the office with a coffee cup in my hands, quite literally everyone's immediate reaction/greeting was, 'That's decaf, right?!?'
First time I've empathized with the Kid.
Poland: YES!
Wishing your sister a speedy recovery!
Operation grim beeper!! That one went by so fast I almost didn't fall over laughing.
Ive got family friends missing down home in FL from the hurricane.. so as much as my inner Florida man loves joking about hurricanes and having parties.. this one hit close to home.. now we have an even stronger one on the way
Thank you for the hours of entertainment you give me and my son everyday
Hours everyday? I don't see hours every day.
@@MadMax-yq9ixif you rewatch them like a kid does
@@MadMax-yq9ix rewatching buddie :D
Wish your sister a swift recovery.
On the topic of the video, more. Long form skits like this are great so far.
From "Little European Texas":
You know that Viktor Bout, the russian gunslinger who was exchanged for some pseudo ru "freedom alternative" spokesperson, is back at it? Selling hardcore metals to the houthis? Now that's not our biggest problem here...
Our question is: Can "The kid" come and look at this?
We have money!
"It's not a matter of money. I've got money. I’ve got big money,”
Gen. Rajmund Andrzejczak, presumably to wide grinning US contractors
@@vounsky true that! Perhaphs. Here in PL, it is about:
"There is no substitutes for Victory"
-- Gen. Douglas MacArthur.
This is how we think in PL.
As for the Ukrainians?
“Better to fight for something than live for nothing.”
-- George S. Patton
As for Gen. Andrzejczak, don't pretend you know. This Man is a pure Gem with ALL NATO respects.
From all of us in Eastern People:
"Leadership in a democratic Army means firmness, not harshness; understanding, not weakness; justice, not license; humaneness, not intolerance; generosity, not selfishness; pride, not egotism".
Gen. Omar N. Bradley
And this is what was / is the most difficult part to change from a soviet-style army, toward a NATO Army.
More Mil Quotes? or you are okay with theses?
@@AirB-101 dude... did you drink the rest of Kid's energy drink? relax...
The kid wouldn't be of much use there. He is strictly air superiority. No ground pounding. Unless the houthis have an air force.
Hello little European Texas! :D (greetings from Oklahoma)
Being from East Tennessee,working in Erwin and spending most of my life on the river that caused all of the destruction, I say come me on dude! Show some love in your unique way
Frak, I so wish I could thumb-up this SOO much more. first time I heard Grim Beeper, and the kid on energy drink I imagined the scene from 'Over the Hedge' when they give the squirrel one.
OMG YES
😂😂
I hope yer sis is ok. I was in the ICU for a long time, recovery's good to be able to do.
A MACH 2 Bumblebee is Coming For YOU!
On a serious note.
I wish your sister the best and you along with your family the best. She is in the best spot.
As a motorcycle ride who just was hit by a deer i feel for you and your sister. Hope she recovers well.
You’re awesome for pushing on as your sister recovers. We love you. Thank you for the fun content. We will be thinking of you both, and your family.
"And 2 parking violations"
Awesome Heavy Metal reference my guy
The dynamic duo is finally locked up. Also, love the new outro music!
As soon as 22 started twitching my country showed because all had to say was “aw shit”
Raptor didnt just get turned to 11.... he double that. HE TURNED IT UP TO 22!!!
@@someguyfromtheinternet5102 Up to F-22 even.
"im gonna intercept everything, at the exact same time" had me fucking ROLLING LMAO
Fast forward to 2100 Buff is getting fitted with TIE thrusters for the first interstellar war
Could call them QIEs Quad Ionic Thrusters since it usually has four engines
To be fair, FEMA is mobilizing for Helene relief and preparing for Milton at the same time. 210 million for Helene so I think it's unfair to say they're not doing anything
"... pick up your giant suppositories..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A stone cold killer is Grandpa BUFF!
I'm sorry to hear about your sister this way. Gotta say though, I think she's really proud of u as we all are. You're ability to keep these stories going with plenty of comedy and more is just awesome! I never thought I'd be so into it! 😂
9 minute HLC video, AND im early? i gotta be dreaming
I was thinking the same thing.
Praying for your sister to have a full and speedy recovery. 🙏🏻
Gramp Buff is locked up damn
I’m sorry about your sister HLC. I hope she recovers soon. And I’m also loving these longer videos!
The F-22 Raptor breaking the fourth wall is giving me Deadpool vibes and I love it!🤣😂
Mach 2 bumblebee's the drug for me
My heart, my heart, kickstart my heart!
9 minute HLC video? We eating good today boys
sounds like the Kid is about to see things from the A-10s perspective...
Never thought buff will be locked up with the kid.
I don't think the hanger is going to hold them for long...
@@William43275 yeah. I am thinking of that. They not going to last in there and may have a plan to break and I won’t be surprised that Franklin will help with that.
Dude I was dying from the last video when they got buff, buff and the kid is a dynamic duo
@@DonutVIP yeah they do have a dynamic duo.
I be worried about buff's kids (B-1&2) are doing
I like it when the Kid is showing BUFF the silver lining. Best wishes to your sis and a rapid recovery!
"Im gonna go intercept everything at the same time."
That has my sides hurting 😂
Praying for your sister's speedy and full recovery.
Well, Red Bull gives you wings... The Kid really didn't need those!
Now he has two pairs of wings. HE'S AN X-WING!
Located in western SC and I thought we got rocked hard until I saw what happened in NC and TN. Towns washed away and over 200 passed. Prayers for those affected
Didn't expect buff to ask for weed😂
Surprised he didn't say reefer (madness)
He had an extensive career during Vietnam. What else would you expect?
@@alexandercaires5921 fair enough. Lmao
@@alexandercaires5921 i can't believe I didn't think of that. Boy am I dumb?🤣
Damn bro, middle of the video. Hoping for a speedy recovery for your sister.
Me on the ground watching The Kid go Mach fuck you towards Ukraine: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!! Somebody STOP him!
F-35: Now WHO exactly do you expect to risk their lives to tell him to land?!
Grandpa Buff: Look at em go. 🫡
Franklin: *in started raccoon* I'm so fired...🤦🏿♂️
KC-10: Don’t worry. I was caught in traffic and didn’t get to give the Kid his daily fuel ration. Even if he’s been putting some aside to have a full tank, at the rate he’s burning, he’ll be lucky if he’s forced to land east of the Mississippi.
Kid gonna vibrate into the next dimension, his after caffeine crash will be legendary 😂
HLC, your sister is blessed to be alive. A few years ago we had a group of mountain goats blocking the highway. A couple on a motorcycle stopped and waited. A ram does what rams do and rammed the motorcycle. From a standstill, the female rear passenger wearing a helmet was thrown off, hit her head and ended up dead. I wish your sister a speedy recovery.
This was the absolute BEST!! As soon as Gramps suggested giving the energy drink to the kid, I was thinking "No, no, no, no! Wait! Wait! Wait!"
And then he didn't disappoint. 🤣