Matt's Scaly Kettle | Two Of These People Are Lying 2x04 | The Technical Difficulties

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  • @mattandtom
    @mattandtom  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2559

    In all seriousness, apologies to the couple of folks who do track the scores. That's the end of this run, we should be back next year! -- Tom

    • @MrTohawk
      @MrTohawk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      awww

    • @DoctorTardis100
      @DoctorTardis100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Looking forward to seeing more upon its return!

    • @onionbot2
      @onionbot2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      you w h a t

    • @FrancescoBellringer
      @FrancescoBellringer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Next Year???????

    • @GG-dt5hh
      @GG-dt5hh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      So... same time next month?

  • @CK-ceekay
    @CK-ceekay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4269

    Can Chris get his own series where he just tells stories? I don't care if they're complete bollocks

    • @gevmage
      @gevmage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      I'd kickstarter that book/podcast/vlog series.

    • @matthewbowers88
      @matthewbowers88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I'd sub! Hell i'd patreon

    • @azerki1167
      @azerki1167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      C K I agree! that whole turn he was telling the story, Gary, Matt and Tom didn’t say a word. Completely captivated

    • @na195097
      @na195097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      He and Gary need their own Park Bench like vlog where they just riff on random things or tell oddball stories.

    • @PY5RA
      @PY5RA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That would be amazing. That could inspire so many good tv shows or book series.

  • @troydear3444
    @troydear3444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1660

    Chris “Minor Vehicular Events” Joel
    Gary “South Korean Lover’s Guide” Brannan
    Matt “Glandular Leaves” Grey

    • @westcheap
      @westcheap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      Tom "Imma have to rule you out, Gary" Scott
      Alternatively Colonel Tom "Cockypants" Scott

    • @Thomas_Bergel
      @Thomas_Bergel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      @@westcheap
      Could as well be Tom „I‘ve been to Finland“ Scott

    • @sokonek1
      @sokonek1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Matt “GCSE in Latin” Grey

    • @mateoniiler5038
      @mateoniiler5038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Tom "well this is genuinely really difficult" Scott

    • @ShadowOnWiiU
      @ShadowOnWiiU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Tom "Strikes out Gary" Scott

  • @tibsie
    @tibsie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3145

    Chris’ story of Henricus the Drunk NEEDS to be made into a six episode miniseries.

    • @vaclav_fejt
      @vaclav_fejt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      By AMC, intro being a Monty Python rip-off.

    • @ryanjcole
      @ryanjcole 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      For most Britons 6 episodes is an entire series, not a mini-series.

    • @piccolomaniac
      @piccolomaniac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      New Drunk History spinoff: Drunk Fake History (about drunks)

    • @ragnkja
      @ragnkja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ryan Coleman
      Nah, a series needs at least eight episodes.

    • @Addlcove
      @Addlcove 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@ryanjcole for most britons an episode is a good hour of t.v. not including commercials :) so 6 episodes to a series in britain = 12 episodes in the us :)

  • @mfaizsyahmi
    @mfaizsyahmi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2405

    This series now has a tagline: "A show where two-thirds of everything were made up and the points don't matter."

    • @andymcl92
      @andymcl92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Except from the last episode. "A show where half of everything is made up and the points don't matter as long as Tom doesn't get the most."

    • @jonathanjam1158
      @jonathanjam1158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@andymcl92 more like "a show when one third of everything is made up and the points don't matter as long as Tom doesn't get the most". Chris didn't make his story up, even if he didn't tell the whole truth.

    • @andymcl92
      @andymcl92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@jonathanjam1158 Meh, Chris wasn't lying and everything he said was true. It just wasn't his article!

    • @internetionals
      @internetionals 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mfaizsyahmi. Don’t forget: where title songs aren’t needed

    • @FilmsYouHate
      @FilmsYouHate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So Citation Needed

  • @justsammy2023
    @justsammy2023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2013

    This game needs a mystery biscuits button just for that from Chris

    • @charliespinoza1966
      @charliespinoza1966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      It could definitely use some mystery biscuits. But it should be a total surprise. As in, Tom shouldn’t even tell the guys, he should just rig it so he’s got a secret button and then BAM!

    • @gertjannolten4849
      @gertjannolten4849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      True, 't was a magnificent story!
      Although it does have one little give-away: in Caesar's age you couldn't have been inspired by Jesus, because Jesus was born around 50 years after Caesar died :s
      Having said that, it was an age of Messiah-like men, there might well have been others before Jesus to be inspired by...

    • @Nijht
      @Nijht 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@gertjannolten4849 Ah, but the thing is, he said "Caesar-*era*", which blurs the lines and widens the range quite a bit

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Mystery bollocks

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@gertjannolten4849 Caesar Augustus

  • @thomaswright9914
    @thomaswright9914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    "and you shouldn't either" - there goes my spreadsheet then

    • @vaclav_fejt
      @vaclav_fejt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Matt Parker fan, eh?

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@vaclav_fejt probably something of a parker spreadsheet.

    • @frankdehobbit8989
      @frankdehobbit8989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@vaclav_fejt There was a little mistake in my counting though, but hey, it's close enough

    • @charliespinoza1966
      @charliespinoza1966 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      alan smithee +

    • @bastiankunz4585
      @bastiankunz4585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alansmithee419 well, rather a parker spreadsheet than a parker square

  • @charlessandison5740
    @charlessandison5740 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "It's gonna be really boring compared to that..."
    To quote Chris during Citation needed, 'Most things are'

  • @lewisarthur6778
    @lewisarthur6778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Chris has the same energy as a museum curator that just loves whatever he's talking about and gives a speech in one corner of the museum for like 5 hours about the evolution of toasters.

    • @blahza12345
      @blahza12345 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sure, but won't we carefully listen to every bit? 😅

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Never happened.

    • @thephoenixsystem6765
      @thephoenixsystem6765 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@qwertyTRiGpog

  • @ewanmacdonald728
    @ewanmacdonald728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    Having more chat about the lies after the round is very a good thing

    • @natanoj16
      @natanoj16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +

    • @na195097
      @na195097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Or a bit without Tom where the other three strategize and/or something. Also, I’d love to see one where they all have really detailed lies just to mess with Tom

  • @fmknsjijsosn1702
    @fmknsjijsosn1702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    Matt : really bad at lying
    Gary : really bad at making things plausible
    Chris : adds way too much information
    Tom : useless without a computer
    Everyone : makes me laugh so much I almost die

  • @Backslasherton
    @Backslasherton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    Y'all should do a run where you switch off who are trying to decipher the lies. I think it'd spice it up and I also would love to see Tom, the man who cannot tell a lie, try to bluff his way through making up a Wikipedia article. Plus Gary could get his revenge on Tom.

    • @Zichqec
      @Zichqec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      They did something like this with their old reverse trivia podcast, where for one episode Matt read out the answers instead so that Tom could participate. It was funny and I support them doing it again in a different format.

    • @fadedjem
      @fadedjem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      If they ever do a citation needed encore, it needs at least one episode with Gary or Chris running the show.

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes, they could make one series of 3-4 episodes with Matt in the lead, then another for Gary and one for Chris. That would be 9-12 more episodes, and they would have new fresh material too in case they were worried about that.

  • @dylanrambow2704
    @dylanrambow2704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    "We weren't keeping track of the scores, and you shouldn't either." I think you've found your outro.

    • @thelastcube.
      @thelastcube. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yea, is low key catchy too

    • @marcarsenault7585
      @marcarsenault7585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Agreed. It's also a trope of British comedy improv done in a game show style. As in Who's Line is it Anyways?.

    • @thewitchdoctor629
      @thewitchdoctor629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Marc Arsenault isnt who’s line originally an American show though?. Nevermind i was thinking the british version was an adaptation and not the original.
      Edit- self correction

    • @evdweide
      @evdweide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Where everything is made up and the points don't matter"

    • @king999art
      @king999art 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@evdweide where ALMOST everything is made up 😉

  • @GordonHugenay
    @GordonHugenay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Two suggestions for next series:
    - Give someone a point who has the true story, but convinces Tom to pick someone else - this makes it easier for the people who are lying.
    - Mystery biscuits for good stories, whether they are true or not. This encourages the liars to give an entertaining answer, and it gives an incentive to pick good articles.

    • @enochliu8316
      @enochliu8316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Mystery biscuits for good stories are a good idea.

    • @mrWade101
      @mrWade101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      If they get points for Tom not picking their article they will be incentivised to lie, which isn't good.

    • @jamesrockybullin5250
      @jamesrockybullin5250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I think Tom has a hard enough time as it is even when the truth-tellers have every reason to be as convincing as possible.

  • @ianr.1225
    @ianr.1225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    It was obvious that Chris's Henricus story was a lie; it wasn't about geology.
    His other story being true, that was the surprise.

    • @niels1917
      @niels1917 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      spoiler alert :o

  • @Kafen8d
    @Kafen8d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    You can tell when Chris is lying, he seems to remember every little detail, but when he's telling the truth, he has to jog his memory several times to get the details out.

    • @LeopardMask12
      @LeopardMask12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I totally believed Chris on the second one just because of how much he was stumbling over years and names and very clearly trying to figure out who was engaged to whom and all that!

  • @thomasm123
    @thomasm123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1073

    Tom, I don't know who specifically does your subtitles but, thank you. I struggle with sound sometimes and go through times when I can't bear to listen to videos (often in the morning), and it's so nice to know that I can still watch your stuff. Citation Needed and this series especially have given me a lot of silent laughs. Just wanted to let you know that the subtitles are appreciated (along with the videos themselves!)

    • @ailaG
      @ailaG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      They also have different accents. I'm usually okay with that but the subtitles do make it easier.

    • @geoffnet1
      @geoffnet1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +

    • @thel33tpenguinftw40
      @thel33tpenguinftw40 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@ailaG YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +

    • @TheSneezingAnouki
      @TheSneezingAnouki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Between the speed of the banter and the accents, i always have the subtitles on when watching tech diff, too.

  • @clockworkkirlia7475
    @clockworkkirlia7475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    *halfway through Chris's Epic of Henricus*
    "Hold on, that's literally the story of Dionysus! Does he... does he even know? Just replace Rome with Thebes and change the ending a bit..."
    Excellently told; good man, either way. Second best telling of that story I've ever heard, and the best involved Dionysus in a leotard making fun of the entire medium of theatre via the medium of metafictional historic stand-up Greek Comedy.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Behold, a man!

    • @meetaverma8372
      @meetaverma8372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      literally what I thought

    • @actua99
      @actua99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Can we find the leotard version of Dionysus somewhere?

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@actua99 My other response appears to have been devoured but, if you look up Phoebe Angeni's channel on this very website and go to the Bacchae vid, you'll find some bits! Not much tho; it was a student production at the Fringe Festival.

    • @lilywashere27
      @lilywashere27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@actua99 I mean, Euripides's Bacchae is a tragedy, a wonderful one at that, and I recommend it wholeheartedly (also, the myth is being told much more "accurately"). But if you want to have a hearty laugh, go for anything by Aristophanes (that may or may not have Dyonisus in it). It's hands-down my favourite comedian from the Greek-roman theatrical scene.

  • @jbkjbk1999
    @jbkjbk1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    I feel like the more Chris gesticulates while explaining, the more likely he is to be lying.
    Edit: Also, on a re-watch, that bit where he gets confused about whether or not to say *Ancient* Rome is a dead give-away. Wikipedia would've used a certain phrasing that he would've then picked up on.

    • @Azeria
      @Azeria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Whenever Matt goes meta and starts talking about stubs or citations he’s more likely to be lying.

    • @Yotanido
      @Yotanido 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@Azeria I noticed that, too. The moment Matt said he clicked random until he found something decent, I immediately dismissed his story.

    • @knightshousegames
      @knightshousegames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Azeria or if he says it's a band/music festival/audio thing...because come on.

    • @chrisharrison763
      @chrisharrison763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Yeh, that and the fact that "around the time of Ceasar and Jesus" no one in Europe would have heard of the "holy land" and Christianity didn't spread widely until the 2nd and 3rd centuries. That was the main giveaway.

    • @JellyMyst
      @JellyMyst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@Azeria I'm afraid that cheat doesn't work. When Matt was talking about the Ageratina Occidentalis in the second episode, he quickly started talking about it possibly being a joke article and how some people deface Wikipedia.

  • @darelh1348
    @darelh1348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Everyone's like we need the Henricus book, but I want the South Korean lovers guide parody book.

  • @Flamingbob25
    @Flamingbob25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Fun prank on Tom: all of these people are lying, he thinks one of them is telling the true but its just all lies

    • @tovahnvitols7614
      @tovahnvitols7614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This is an underrated idea that i now want very badly!

    • @AFN2750
      @AFN2750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Down a bit from tromsø

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or they are all telling the truth.
      But yours is much funnier.

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How Gary's been playing

    • @argon7624
      @argon7624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      About that...

  • @TheMasterHojo
    @TheMasterHojo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Man, they are just getting better and better at the lying part

    • @cuaroz5808
      @cuaroz5808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      17:18

    • @neolexiousneolexian6079
      @neolexiousneolexian6079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ikr? I thought Tom might figure out how to tell when they're lying better and have a much easier time at the end, but nope.

    • @mfaizsyahmi
      @mfaizsyahmi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Inb4 this series made Tom train 3 people to become habitual liars without him realizing it.

  • @SamFisher69420
    @SamFisher69420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "bolt action love"
    SHOT THROUGH THE HEART...

    • @vaclav_fejt
      @vaclav_fejt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Got a licence to kill, and believe I'm aiming straight for your heart (licence to kill)
      Got a licence to kill everyone that tries to tear us apart (licence to kill)...

    • @webchimp
      @webchimp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      AND YOU'RE TO BLAME...

    • @FinArborist
      @FinArborist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You give love, a bad name

    • @keda1981
      @keda1981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No more Hellsing Ultimate Abridged for you.

    • @introvertedcosplayer
      @introvertedcosplayer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I play my part and you play your game,
      Darlin’ you give love a bad name!

  • @abigaillafey7171
    @abigaillafey7171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Chris' tale of Henricus was ridden by so many little anachronisms and inaccuracies that I was a bit surprised that Tom considered the answer lmao

    • @mytube001
      @mytube001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Primarily the name! "Henric" is a Germanic name that wouldn't take on that general form until about a thousand years after the time Chris set his Henricus in. It didn't even exist as a name at the time of Ancient Rome. It surprised me that Tom, with his background in linguistics (although perhaps little or no historical linguistics), didn't pick up on that. I would've ruled Chris out as soon as he'd said "Ancient Roman".

    • @soumajitsen1395
      @soumajitsen1395 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I got that it was wrong when Chris said it was in Caesar-era Rome and then said Henricus was born in early ADs - Caesar literally died in 44 BC.

    • @sourcererseven3858
      @sourcererseven3858 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@soumajitsen1395 to be fair, when pressed to name an emperor "right around birth of Christ" I would probably default to Caesar as well, even though I know he was in power closer to 50BC (which is when the Asterix comics are set 😬). What are a couple decades at these time scales? And if you restrict "caesar-era" to his actual years of rule, that's only two years... Not really an era. Whereas he has had such an influence that you can easily count a couple decades after his death as part of his era.
      I'm just making stuff up at this point 😂

    • @88porpoise
      @88porpoise ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@sourcererseven3858Also, the Judeo-Claudian Dynasty all used the name Caesar (including Tiberius Julius Caesar Augustus, emperor during the crucifixion) and their successors adopting Caesar as a title.

  • @Gruncival
    @Gruncival 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    As soon as Gary finished his explanation of the Korean War wives, I would have picked him on the spot. What an interesting and particular idea that he pulled out of the article title.

  • @trans_foxgirl
    @trans_foxgirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Gary's opener is as out of the left field as always

    • @skthejanner
      @skthejanner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      But for once, it's (hopefully) true.

  • @DaCaLsTa7777
    @DaCaLsTa7777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    This has been frankly a phenomenal replacement to Citation Needed and I really hope this show continues ever onward.

  • @njones420
    @njones420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I love that Chris' beard has a slightly worse reaction time than he does.

  • @thegeneralissimo470
    @thegeneralissimo470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    You can tell when Gary is lying, his eyes flutter

    • @danielvaldez9946
      @danielvaldez9946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      He also goes for quite notable historical facts instead of going for something that might be a little more niche. I knew he was lying as soon as he talked about the Korean War and when he instantly linked horse racing with the grand national

    • @TheOdst219
      @TheOdst219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Quick get someone who's good at poker and clean him out.

    • @Trek001
      @Trek001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@danielvaldez9946 Maybe he was thinking about the episode with Sgt Reckless

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Trek001 For the horse idea or the Korean War one?

    • @Trek001
      @Trek001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@timothymclean Korean War - although Sgt Reckless was a racehorse that became a US Marine

  • @rolfs2165
    @rolfs2165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    I called bullshit on Chris' Henricus story when he said "Caesar-era" and "around the birth of Christ". Because those two things are about fifty years apart.

    • @Sarexicus
      @Sarexicus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Depends on how long it took for him to get to Rome 🤔

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Sarexicus Leaves after Julius sacked his village as a kid, finally gets his mob to Rome as an old man, hears about this newfangled Christ guy and decides to start a cult instead.
      ...Never mind that Christianity wouldn't start to catch on until a couple centuries after Caesar. There were plenty of other Messianic cults kicking around the Jewish community, Christianity is just the only one which caught on among the Gentiles.

    • @historymysteries4134
      @historymysteries4134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Unfortunately, that would be 50s BC to 30s AD, at the very least.

    • @BluePhoenix10
      @BluePhoenix10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      there where way more Caesars then just one, for example during 14CE to 37CE the roman emperor was Tibirius Caesar.

    • @historymysteries4134
      @historymysteries4134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@BluePhoenix10 When people say Caesar, they mean Julius Caesar. Caesar became a surname and later title but on its own, means Julius Caesar.

  • @Hacker_lyx
    @Hacker_lyx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I just noticed, that's a very interesting use of a 360 camera. Very nice.

  • @catfish552
    @catfish552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I'm still not sure what's more fun, knowing the answer or guessing along with Tom.

    • @BeCurieUs
      @BeCurieUs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's the sign of a well constructed game!

    • @Zichqec
      @Zichqec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Watch it twice through, have your cake and eat it too

  • @infrabread
    @infrabread 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    I would buy the biography of Henricus whateverhisnamehas.

    • @CybernetMarionette
      @CybernetMarionette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Henricus Pubcrawlerix

    • @philvanderlaan5942
      @philvanderlaan5942 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stick him on a horse and that would explain the failure to steeplechase.

  • @kurotoruk
    @kurotoruk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    I’m a tiny bit disappointed that Gary’s “muffled noise” didn’t actually get subtitled.
    A subtitle of what he (at least sounded like) said, would’ve made for a neat little bit of hidden detail.

    • @JohnSmith-dt1tw
      @JohnSmith-dt1tw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      From the Park Bench episode on subtitles that kinda goes against their philosophy towards subtitling.

    • @kurotoruk
      @kurotoruk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JohnSmith-dt1tw I mean, censored, of course. But now I have to go and locate that episode. Back in a moment.
      Edit: Ah.

    • @MarceldeJong
      @MarceldeJong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@JohnSmith-dt1tw soob tee tlay?

    • @JohnSmith-dt1tw
      @JohnSmith-dt1tw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@MarceldeJong SOOBTITLAY!

    • @daanwilmer
      @daanwilmer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sod off isn't such a bad swear, is it?

  • @AJCham
    @AJCham 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I think the giveaway for Chris on the last one was him being more vague (saying Netherlands rather than specifying Scheveningen, leaving out details like the Lotte Eisner review) and acting uncertain (second guessing the Baron's rank, who had the American friend, and the full title of The Blue Angel). As exemplified by the previous round, Chris is ultra-detailed when he's bullshitting, so the sudden reversal was suspicious!
    Love this format though, and hope you guys make a longer series for the next run! (I'm also thinking of suggesting this game to my friends as part of our next tabletop and video game get-together).

  • @neapettledicoin4853
    @neapettledicoin4853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    You need to descale your kettle is the most British thing I've ever heard.

  • @EANTYcrown
    @EANTYcrown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Henricus tale needs to be a miniseries, The drunk Messiah or something like that

  • @TOJPFC
    @TOJPFC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Starring Chris Joel, Matt Gray, Gary Brannan, Tom Scott and that god awful cushion...

  • @cameronsteel6147
    @cameronsteel6147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    “That’ll be out of date by the time it goes out” released on the day the election was proposed

    • @mosh317
      @mosh317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And after all that, still topical today

  • @snowfloofcathug
    @snowfloofcathug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    That last one was brilliant, they all sounded so plausible

  • @pintpullinggeek
    @pintpullinggeek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Keep those fingers crossed Chris, it hasn't happened yet.

    • @jcxz983
      @jcxz983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That aged well....

  • @NorbiPeti
    @NorbiPeti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    - I believe you. Am I right?
    - Yes.
    - Oh.
    - Wow!
    - Hmm.

  • @3Midlo
    @3Midlo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Henricus coming up threw me for a loop, being a stone's throw from the county and having been to the park

  • @TemporalZack
    @TemporalZack ปีที่แล้ว +12

    5 seconds into Chris' story, I already don't believe his story to be true, but damn I want more of it.

  • @jonathanfaber3291
    @jonathanfaber3291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Bolt-Action Love" is a Prog rock single relesed by Suddenly Irradiated Chicken
    also Train lovers manual is like The loveboat?

    • @ScarabKovaire
      @ScarabKovaire 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I kinda want that to be a song now.

    • @twojuiceman
      @twojuiceman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Coming up next it's "Behind the Flap" by The Furious Strumpets

  • @arrowinmygluteusmaximus
    @arrowinmygluteusmaximus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    How much time do you guys have to make up stuff about the other wikipedia articles?
    Do you only know of them at the moment Tom picks one from the pile or can you peek at all the cards before?

    • @mattandtom
      @mattandtom  5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      We have ~5/10 mins to find and read up on our own article, then if Tom picks a different one we find out at that point and start bulshitting fast. -Matt

    • @Alex-rw9nn
      @Alex-rw9nn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What’s a scaly kettle?

    • @simeondermaats
      @simeondermaats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Alex-rw9nn In short, tap water often contains some calcium which can get deposited on the inside of a kettle, leaving chunks of calcium in water and subsequent tea.

  • @jneal4154
    @jneal4154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Just FYI, it's pronounced "Hen-r-EYE-co" County in modern pronunciation. It's also the county for the capital of Virginia, Richmond.
    The Powhatan Native Americans (Pocohantas' father was Chief Powhatan) were located slightly to the West of there.

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do you have it in IPA?

    • @unexpected2475
      @unexpected2475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Liggliluff Wikipedia gives me /hɛnˈraɪkoʊ/.

    • @shartsmcginty8056
      @shartsmcginty8056 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And not too far from there is Colonial Williamsburg, an open air living museum, which is in fact "a bit like Beamish."

  • @BThings
    @BThings 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love this show. It has my favorite Gary Brannan in it!

  • @tasuku-koike
    @tasuku-koike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love how they've got better at telling their stories. Tom spends most of the time confused, even with Gary's line! I can't wait to watch the next run!

  • @cory1845
    @cory1845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Hopefuly time for another video where Tom strikes off the correct answer within two seconds

  • @zacksstuff
    @zacksstuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I was listening on my phone through the speaker and apparently "Henricus" sounds enough like "Okay Google" to trigger the voice search.

    • @morrigan191
      @morrigan191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They've triggered Alexa more than once this season 😆

  • @neruneri
    @neruneri ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Chris won the true moral and spiritual victory this game with the story of Henricus the Drunk. That would be an incredible Black Comedy movie.

  • @TheEternalPeanut
    @TheEternalPeanut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i can't wait for next year when this comes back and they've forgotten almost everything about lying. this was hilarious to follow, and def getting recommended to friends!

  • @4eyesinthecorner399
    @4eyesinthecorner399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It is now 3:00am and I am midway through bingeing the entire series - absolutely loving it so far

  • @Omni315
    @Omni315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "I haven't been keeping track of the scores and you shouldn't either. Byee!"
    There's your outro!

    • @aronsztojka6034
      @aronsztojka6034 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, just saying "We still don't have an outro" and cutting it is perfect

  • @elkudos6262
    @elkudos6262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    3:03 Is that Asterix et Obelix a la Life of Brian?

    • @theleva7
      @theleva7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Asterix et Obelix by Monty Python? Who's playing who?

    • @elkudos6262
      @elkudos6262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joaquin Phoenix. Everybody.
      Henricus got delirium tremens, you see...

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, Brian was the polar opposite of Henricus, so not really.

  • @sourcererseven3858
    @sourcererseven3858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Oh wow, I just checked the German version of the "Engagement Period" article, and it's a really long description of this story about a womanizer who falls in love with the fiance of his best friend (who had saved him from being killed by angry husbands twice in the past) and when said best friend wrongly assumes that the womanizer is getting it on with his fiance - they had fallen in love on the train-ride to the location and were now discussing whether and how to break it to the husband-to-be that she had actually been forced to agree to marry him, when he entered the room and they suspiciously tried to hide her - the husband-to-be accidentally shoots his womanizing friend, who takes the gun and stages a suicide to save his friend from prosecution.
    In contrast, Chris quoted the entirety of the english article, it really is that short. Should have learned German Chris, then you would've had a story worthy of Henrikus!
    And I'm genuinely impressed how much story they managed to get into a silent comedy film! I barely scratched the surface here.

  • @GoErikTheRed
    @GoErikTheRed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Now I kinda want Chris to have his own videos where it's two truths and a lie (or vice versa), but about relatively unknown historical figures

  • @davekirwin
    @davekirwin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have found the whole of the Technical Difficulties most entertaining. I love the way you guys all work together and the splendid made-up rubbish that makes it worth watching. That and the way you make each other laugh and that make us laugh too. A worthy companion to Citation Needed.

  • @RayLiehm
    @RayLiehm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Having watched a few of these in a row recently, whenever Chris starts telling a flamboyant, narrative-style story, it's an almost dead giveaway that he's lying.

  • @Rainbow_Atlas
    @Rainbow_Atlas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    All the time chris talked, I couldn't really listen, I just watched his beard wiggle

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His eyes are further up, thank you very much

  • @niels1917
    @niels1917 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2 things to say:
    -This is Chris on the highest level
    -Chris needs his own show, just him telling bedtime stories

  • @hackersunited2000
    @hackersunited2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm actually from Henrico County, VA! Kind of ashamed I knew less than half of what Matt said about its history, though it was kind of funny to hear TechDif's attempts at pronouncing Henrico correctly ;)

  • @alexsteventon534
    @alexsteventon534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I am such a nerd for watching these nerds.

    • @mirjanbouma
      @mirjanbouma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We are all nerds on this blessed day

  • @CalvinLiangTheGeek
    @CalvinLiangTheGeek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I just realized this is like Would I Lie to You with Wikipedia

    • @mrmimeisfunny
      @mrmimeisfunny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was thinking Jackbox Games' Fibbage

  • @ingridplata2411
    @ingridplata2411 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The way Chris tells stories gives "Randy presents the life and times of Ernest Hemingway" vibes

  • @sinom
    @sinom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    When I actually randomly have heard about that film...

  • @herowin3825
    @herowin3825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Gary: "A horse"
    Tom: "Ok"
    Chris: "A film"
    Tom: "Ok"
    Gary: "You twat"

  • @gunnaryoung
    @gunnaryoung 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Chris should create a cult of personality around him and his story of Henricus.

  • @MuchWhittering
    @MuchWhittering ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm from Chesterfield, and in fact I can see the spire from where I'm currently stood. Woo!

  • @RoyalParsley
    @RoyalParsley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    And now to go into hibernation until the next series.

  • @DosGamerMan
    @DosGamerMan ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Never drink the last bit of tea from the mug if you are not responsible for the kettle.

  • @hehehepssst
    @hehehepssst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Weirdly, even after rewatching several times, I forget which one is correct for most of them, unless l knew some facts before watching. They are all so convincing.

  • @Henry-cw2lw
    @Henry-cw2lw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Congratulations to ... you win a chicken shop owned by John Doe’s grandma. It’s Nan Doe’s Nando’s”

  • @cleve741
    @cleve741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The second matt starting recounting accurate details of america was the moment we should have all realised he was telling the truth.

  • @robertwilloughby8050
    @robertwilloughby8050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    With the Grand National lore in this episode, I will point you to Moiffa. Moiffa was the winner of the 1904 Grand National, and was a huge, grumpy brute of a horse. And it had survived a shipwreck on the way to the UK (the horse was South African). I'm not joking nor jesting, the horse survived a shipwreck.

  • @noahclements6824
    @noahclements6824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I live in Henrico county in Virginia and have never heard about that settlement. Weird place to learn about something so close to home. (It's prounced hen-rye-ko btw)

  • @treksez
    @treksez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    There are two types of people, those that google the article during the episode and those that don't

  • @ivan0idea
    @ivan0idea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    ‘Dangers of the’ Google autofill 2nd suggestion ‘the engagement period’

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Terry Google: "I wonder why so many people are searching for that old movie today."

    • @TheRenegade...
      @TheRenegade... 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dangers of the the engangement period.
      Google is clearly smart

  • @Lizlodude
    @Lizlodude ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The best part of these is there are so many great stories that even rewatching them, half the time I don't remember which one was real.
    Also, TIL the Prelinger Archive is a thing. Neat.

  • @MrsRen
    @MrsRen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Henrico County is pronounced with a long I, for the record

    • @noahclements6824
      @noahclements6824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm from there and found their pronunciation attempt funny.

    • @ScarabKovaire
      @ScarabKovaire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      To be fair, Virginia place pronunciations are weird and I live there.

    • @janani1826
      @janani1826 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A long I made me think high pitched...

    • @jonasblum
      @jonasblum 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally drove me crazy that whole video

    • @pgre
      @pgre 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Henriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiico county

  • @benjiwilson26
    @benjiwilson26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just now showing up to this years later. Henrico county resident, and grew up in chesterfield. I felt seen.

  • @cheetahman515
    @cheetahman515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:25 You can just tell that Gary said "MMPH F*ck off" through the mouthful of tea (or whatever drink was in that mug).

    • @charlessandison5740
      @charlessandison5740 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tea, they're british, it's tea

    • @cheetahman515
      @cheetahman515 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@charlessandison5740 It could have been water, you never know...
      I know its tea, as either before or after they complained about the scaly kettle, or as Gary puts it, "KETTLE!"

    • @charlessandison5740
      @charlessandison5740 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Cheetah Man What kind of a psychopath boils a kettle and drink hot water, you boil a kettle to make coffee or tea

  • @aryst0krat
    @aryst0krat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I don't know what they were all so surprised for, Chris was clearly *telling a story*. It was believable but sounded nothing like an article.
    What surprised me was Matt! He said 'Henrico' instead of 'Henricus' and I thought rather than being a third version of 'Henricopolis' he'd just messed it up.

    • @ragnkja
      @ragnkja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      aryst0krat
      “Henrico” is modern Spanish/Italian rather than ancient Latin

    • @aryst0krat
      @aryst0krat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ragnkja That makes perfect sense! Thanks!

  • @otterwingate7581
    @otterwingate7581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Yes"
    "Oh"
    "Wow"
    "Hmmm"
    Just the way they said it just made me laugh

  • @MarkusAldawn
    @MarkusAldawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Boris will feed me to the lions"
    Nope, still relevant.

  • @mchagnon7
    @mchagnon7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lying to Tom Scott looks like the most fun thing I can think of.

  • @ColinHuth
    @ColinHuth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As the season wraps, it’s truly incredible we found a format as good as Citation Needed... that said, I miss the “everything is going horribly wrong” aspect of all the experimental runs.

  • @aprilkoyyen7720
    @aprilkoyyen7720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks y'all. Loved this season. I kinda miss the GoPro octipus, tho a 360 camera must make stuff much easier. Looking forward to next year!

  • @venus_de_lmao
    @venus_de_lmao 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'd love to see a supercut compilation of all of Gary's introductions.

  • @WolfOfLegend
    @WolfOfLegend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Running scores. Spoilers, obviously
    "I haven't been keeping scores and you shouldn't have either" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    *Episode Scores:*
    Chris: 0
    Garry: 1
    Matt: 1
    Tom: 1
    *Season Scores:*
    Chris: 3
    Garry: 2
    Matt: 3
    Tom: 5
    *Total Scores:*
    Chris:
    5
    Garry:
    3
    Matt:
    6
    Tom:
    8

  • @randomgamerz360
    @randomgamerz360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It's been over a YEAR since the last Park Bench - I know you're very busy and probably to busy to read this, but I'd love to just see one new park bench. It's been an age and I think we'd all love it ( even if it's just one)

  • @DuncanEllis
    @DuncanEllis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    that was excellent.
    And thank you for reminding me of why I don't mis the SE of England with the scaly kettle.

  • @ErinJayEldridge
    @ErinJayEldridge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I only just noticed that the camera setup is a single 360-degree camera. You're doing lovely work with it.

  • @GabeMillerMusic
    @GabeMillerMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Any day there's a new TechDiff upload is a good day, especially with an episode this good.

  • @na195097
    @na195097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I still think the liar should get a point if they convince him, because that’s a much better performance than the non-liar.
    And the non-liar should lose a point when they fail to convince Tom to add more dramatic score changes.

    • @photonicpizza1466
      @photonicpizza1466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The liar does get a point. That's how the game works. If Tom picks a fake article, the liar gets a point. If Tom picks the real article, both Tom and the other person get a point.

  • @j.k.wheeler4899
    @j.k.wheeler4899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you ever make TOTPAL shirts, "Tom, that's the game" would have to be the slogan.

  • @HyperionHelstrand
    @HyperionHelstrand 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I am irritated that I went and looked up famed ancient world drunks for a good while, finding no one who fits Chris' description, before watching on and found out he made the entire thing up.

  • @amyparnell3325
    @amyparnell3325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The only thing that made me weary of the Henricus story is when he said “uneventful childhood” cause there is no way historians would actually know that much about someone that long ago

    • @jcxz983
      @jcxz983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Took to the bottle a little bit" Historians wouldn't downplay it like that. They'd tell the juiciest anecdotes about how drunk he was. Because he is long dead he can't sue them for liabel.

  • @GNUGradyn
    @GNUGradyn ปีที่แล้ว +2

    chrises Henricus story was the greatest improv story ive ever heard