Free advice from a real woman: writing songs for a girl is cute when you’ve been dating a while. Writing songs for a girl as the first thing you send her ever is not cute
I'm just supposed to believe he not only has a wife but he had to ask her permission to write this song *and* she let him write a thirst track for some stranger on twitter? Unreal. This man set the human race back 100,000 years.
Alright but....if you did in fact have to ask your wife for permission.....why do you feel the need to tell this? And if you didn't ask permission....why is that a flex to use to win this girl over??😂
6:05 I cried, came, shat my pants, and then cried again listening to these life changing lyrics, truly charlie is a savant at this and should pursue a professional career as a lyricist.
Same energy as when cheaters leave their partners for the person they're cheating with. How tf do alarm bells not ring in your head? "He/she left their former partner for someone else. No I am his/her current partner. What's gonna happened to me now?"
It’s also wikd that he thinks it’s flattering for her to know that. Like nah bro, you use an idolized, imaginary version of me as an unhealthy coping mechanism for your failing marriage and drag me into your mess.
With how many instances of husbands murdering their wife and kids to “start new” with another woman to avoid divorce and paying child support…that line about what he’d do if she willed it adds a whole new level of creepiness, it’s actually chilling.
the worst is, at best it means leaving his family like they dont even matter, at the drop of a hat so regardless its an ass thing to do, specially stupid since its for someone that the person doesnt even knows
@@brunobruno-c1d oh yeah definitely, what I meant was a lot of people were interpreting it as him simply leaving the family, which is bad enough. But it felt even more ominous than that, and the fact that him leaving them at the drop of a hat may not be the worse case scenario 😬
@@Msis03 Like Charlie said in the video, it's likely that this dude doesn't have a wife and only told her "You are the only person I sang and wrote a song about" as a flex. Hopefully we're right......
I honestly don't even know why he included that part.Did he really thought that would impress her?I mean, he probably thought "If I tell her that I'm willing to leave my wife for her, she'd totally put out for me", while she probably was "Eww what a fucking creep".I know some people are "turned on" when someone tells them that they're willing to leave their partners for them, but if someone actually told me that, I'd turn away and never look back
charlie was SPOT ON when he said this song sounded more like a cry for help rather than a love song. this is some weird obsession type shit not love. if he thinks this is what love is im afraid for him and his whole family honestly
I think what he means by "Only you know what you could do to my wife, my beautiful children and comfortable life with a push of your will" is that by her showing some acceptance to his love requests he would drop his wife and kids to leave with her in an instant, devastating them emotionally.
@@Coookr I’ll humor you bro. Show me the video. Show me any evidence of the video. Show me anything even vaguely related to the existence of that video. I will look at it.
I know that the *"I guess you're like razors of steel, with grace and zeal and sex appeal"* is supposed to mean he thinks she's strong and pretty, but the way it's arranged makes it sound like he thinks razors can be sexually gratifying
This guy said that his wife never had a song written about her, he never wrote a song about her? His wife? The woman whom he had kids with? But he saw this random woman on twitter and decided that "yeah sure I'll write one about her, AND just to add salt on the wound, I'll also ask my wife for permission!" Yeah whether this wife is real or not she should leave. Edit: yeah I said what I said, his imaginary wife should leave him.
The origin of the song "Hey There, Delilah" isn't too far off from this story. The writer met Delilah and thought she was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. He said, "I've already written a song about you" as a pickup line. It failed. He decided to actually write a song. He did it with the mindset of, " If I was with this girl, what would I want to tell her?" The overwhelming popularity of the song made Delilah feel guilty about not wanting to be with him. They never got together.
@@ADSHYN Because it's a based on a girl who actively rejected him, and name drops her SPECIFICALLY. Writing about rejection in general or wanting a girlfriend is fine, singling out one person and making a public song as if you were dating her is creepy as hell. Just like it'd be creepy for a girl to find out a guy she rejected published a novel about his fantasy world where they got married and were living together. That's unhealthy obsessive behaviour. Famous songs about love are usually either about people they're actually involved with or, if the love is unrequited, aren't name dropping the person they were rejected by and just talk about the pain of not being loved back. You don't publish delusional fantasy romance about a real individual for the whole world to see.
Charlie is literally breaking the speedrun record for finding the most desperate men in the world, let alone giving us, virgins advice at the same time to not be weird and creepy.
I like how he did the kind of harmonies you'd hear in like an English folk song or something from the 60s, which you don't hear too often. It would be refreshing to see that return in modern music, but unfortunately it was sung by what I can only assume is a howling walrus.
@@tgsachris what they would do is paint it while people are at work or sleeping and knock on the door saying some legal bs that nobody knows about in order to get the money
Your sarcasm is gold 😂 I once had an ex satanist/born again Christian serenade me to his own version of some death metal tune he wrote on a guitar..complete with Cookie Monster voice over during the chorus of course 😂 What a charmer! Next day I heard him yelling my name while he stormed down my street at 10pm at night, not scaring me or the neighbours at all, demanding I come down and explain myself as to why I was talking to his best male buddy that day?? I mean, who wouldn’t want to date that man?
Sad thing is: There was actual production behind this creepy ass song. Like this man sat down and edited this thing, cleaned the vocals up after recording, and put effort behind making this creepy ass song of his into an actual thing and did not once think, "Yeah, I am being a weirdo."
there was even like bass and higher acapella at some points to emphasize. idk if he got someone else to sing that part or if he did it himself but damn 😭
Adding things to you saying words, does not production make. Agreed, on the point that there were too many levels to go through, for this to have ever left someone's brain. But there was no actual production behind this. Even a bedroom producer would come up with a better sounding mix than that. This is what happens when you give the artist "Complete artistic freedom" Just kidding, but kinda not. Love you!
About the whole "What you could do to my wife, my kids, my comfortable life" thing... I think he was talking about the emotional damage it would do to his family if he left them for her. "Family" in quotes, of course.
He's saying that he's willing to hand over the reigns of his whole life to her as long as they get to be together. Therefore he ends up being an extension of her will, a puppet to do her bidding with disregard to whatever else he built up in his life
I was gonna say I speak down horrendous-ese: homie was saying that only she knows the extent of the emotional damage she could put his wife and children through if she willed it to be.
The titles never fail to make me click. Congrats not many people have mastered the ability of such brilliant titles, short and to the point. *chefs kiss*
I respect Charlie for calling out creepy weirdos consistently since I found him in like 2015 or whatever. he just does it more and more often and more articulately every time and it's hilarious content to boot. what a king.
I did this in middle school in like 7th grade. Except I didn’t write the song, I went out of my way to try and learn a country love song, even though I absolutely despise country music with everything in me. Thankfully one of my friends stopped me before I actually crossed the point of no return and sent a video of it to her. Friends really are there for you when you need them most.
So either this guy somehow actually has a wife and kids that he is willing to emotionally scar or he genuinely believes that saying he's willing to cheat and abandon his family on a whim somehow makes him attractive. Fucking baffling.
Some of them actually do have wives and kids and hit up random women on TikTok and socials nearly every day, going into their DMs and everything. Ah modern day marriage and romance. It’s a breath of fresh air init
@@philippagrimoire5968 It's not like marriages from days past were free of affairs either, its just that people have a much easier time reaching out cuz of the internet.
@@phyokyawkhaing2251 I’m not saying it is but I dare say the frequency of affairs that go on these days is significantly more so. And that includes women cheating on their husbands. I don’t even know why people bother to get married anymore?
@@philippagrimoire5968 depending on how far back in time you’re comparing to “modern dating” some societies would literally kill women for things like cheating, and domestic violence was basically commonplace. Relationship health overall has not improved. People are just allowed to get divorced now. Pressure to get married and have kids is still an epidemic.
I'd interpret the whole "only you know what you could do to my wife" part as, if Lauren wanted to she could put his wife thru alot of pain because this guy is willing to sacrifice his wife his children and comfortable life for her and its only Lauren's will that's keeping guys family together..
The fact that this man claims he is married while also casually asking his wife to flirt with another women using a cheaply made music video is amazing
I love that it also implies he thinks his song would cause her to uncontrollably destroy his relationship with his (alleged) wife/kids to be with him because it's JUST THAT GOOD.
@@dreamsprayanimation it’s KINDA true. tom higgenson wasn’t a psycho really, just had a huge crush on her while she had a boyfriend and wrote the song to impress her which i mean is a lil weird, but twitter rumors have exaggerated it and taken her own quotes out of context to him being stalkerish. essentially delilah just said it’s super embarrassing and she doesn’t love hearing the song. she even said if it wasn’t for her some other girl would’ve inspired him to write an amazing song LMAO
The song sucks, but a psycho could not have written that song, because psychopaths don't feel emotional attraction towards anyone. How do you people keep confusing psychos for clingy losers? I'm beginning to think that you people who watch Charlie penguinz0 are just nitwits.
The funny thing is that Radiohead's "Creep" is the exact same premise. It's about the lead singer falling in love with a girl he saw on the bus without ever talking to her. But, at least he recognizes that he's a creep.
The difference is Creep is a good song with good musicianship, and I don’t suppose Thom Yorke was harassing this woman, especially not like today with the prevalence of social media and being able to just DM any randomer from around the world. The difference is Creep is just a song written anonymously and part of a bands catalog of songs, it’s not going online to harass someone specifically with some complete and utter drivel like this “song” in the video. 😂
Ladies hear me out- imagine being the “beautiful wife”- of the guy who wrote the song. You’re pretty, a total dime, you work out, you bore 2 beautiful children for this man, ya’ll have a nice house- and then you find out your husband wrote this piece of shit song for an internet girl named Lauren, whom he’s never met. You hear the song, and now you’re thinking of ways to dispose of his body.
If he does have a wife, she is beyond the point of caring that her husband sits probably for hours daily looking at other women on twitter, this song would be the last ounce of her confidence in herself gone. I hope she has enough self worth left to leave him.
Fellas, gents, lads. If you ever see a woman that is so beautiful, so drop dead gorgeous that you just *have* to reach out to her and confess your love, I want you to write everything out, and give it a good 24 hours to ruminate. When you come back to whatever monstrosity you've created, imagine sending it to a normal, regular, average looking woman. Do you think she'd find what you wrote sweet and endearing? Or do you think she would immediately be suspicious because that's the creepiest shit ever and immediately smacks of a stalker? Because that is how these beautiful gorgeous women are going to take it too. They're people, they're fucking human beings. These guys seem to think women like this will fall in love with you just for metaphorically jangling a set of keys in front of them. It's infantilising and gross
_“If you were thinking it’s a good idea to write a song about a girl you have a crush on, it’s _*_NOT_*_ a good idea”_ Charlie always dropping words of wisdom
Dude's just trying to set himself up as the victim of this woman (really an idea of her) through that whole vocal assault of a song. He's not responsible and completely in control of his actions, actually he's a vulnerable soft songwriter and the succubus who didn't know he existed is really the mastermind😒.
No no my friend, there is levels to how desperate a person can get… most of us are on the lower levels but him… well I’m not sure lol. But what I do know is that some people have gotten thrown down the wrong path…
Unfortunately it is… I guess in that sense we’ve all been thrown down the bad path Although i was referring to path no would want to head down. Stay strong friends :)
I get the feeling that if he does have a wife and kids, they’re probably in a basement chest freezer. Pops open the freezer, “Hey, can I send this girl my love song? Cool? Cool.”, closes freezer.
I love how the thumbnail is always Charlie and the title is something like “this is the most hideous monsterous, saddest virgin I have ever seen” I start laughing before I even watch the video 💀💀💀
I think Charlie is a bit too quick to assume Alan is an unmarried, childless, incel. There are tons of pathetic, lonely, bored or dissatisfied men living with wives, girlfriends, and children. Additionally, for every pathetic, creepy, loser guy out there, there is a similar woman. Sometimes these people find each other and get married and procreate.
Eh it’s pretty dumb to assume that because these pathetic, lonely, bored and dissatisfied men are married then their wife is probably similar. Often women are married to creepy wierd guys without realising it due to the guy acting “normal” to her face but doing degenerate shit like this behind her back, or the wife only realises it when it’s too late. Not saying there are no creepy women out there (although tbh there seem to be a lot more guys out there like this dude than there are girls), just saying that usually creepy men and women don’t end up with each other but instead they end up with an innocent person that they victimise lmfao.
@Chill nig*a they can very well be scary. There was this case of that stalker woman that in the end killed "her" man because he wanted to go away with hid girlfriend. She even (maybe accidentally) made pictures before and during the killing so the whole thing was documented for the police. So yeah the potential for creeps and dangerous people is there no matter the gender. Just that men are statistically way more likely to act in such horrible ways.
This has inspired me to write a song for Charlie: He has long hair, And wears a cap, Toot toot toot Brap brap brap (Ooh stinky) Hopefully he likes it and is seduced by it
6:04 Charlie, I'm packing my stuff and saying goodbye to my children and lovely wife before the night's end to come meet you and be with you forever. Your love song changed the way I see the world and I can't turn my head now to the grace and will of the universe's bidding. Farewell my children, for Charlie awaits. *Click here for penguinz0 goatse*
Imma be completely honest, I've been making music for almost five years, and it sickens me to say that this guy has actually decent voice, while I'm over here sounding like two wild foxes mating.
I thought it was me in the wrong for thinking he didn't sound that bad. Yeah it weird creepy sending it to a stranger and the lyrics but if it was to someone with a connection and proper lyrics, women would total be into it
@@kydsofkush No, he was singing, and kinda well like the OP said. Nothing wrong with admitting that. The guy is delusional. But the public shaming of him by this Egirl is pretty egregious imo.
When Charlie criticizes your method of flirting, you know you've made a colossal mistake that has consequences which will resound throughout all of human history.
@@blacktainfalcon7097 oh absolutely. Its creepy. But its not something that makes me feel bad for her. He got his comeuppance (somewhat) for being a total creep. She got some clout by posting this on the internet. Pretty straightforward. Nothing to feel sorry about here
There was something I always hated about the song "Hey There, Delilah" when it came out while I was in high school. Same era as Twilight. I now realize that they spawned an entire generation of pale, creepy nice guys who think stalking = romance.
@@cleobinx wait is that true. I never know the background of that song. When my girlfriend (now ex) moved to Texas from Hanoi I used to blast that song all days.
@@duckyymomo5714 Yes. They never dated. She turned him down when he flirted with her the day they met. He wrote it with the mindset of, "If I was with this girl, what would I want to tell her?" The popularity of the song made her feel bad about not wanting to be with him. Honestly, it isn't far off from what the dude in the video did.
I did something similar to that like 5 years ago. I drew a girl that I matched with on Tinder. For the record I just thought one of her images was really good and wanted to reference the pose either way, but yeah she actually really liked it and added me on SC but neither of us really talked again after that. I unfriended her after awhile because I just thought it was weird I had access to her SC stories when I didn't really know her at all.
That's not too weird. I have some friends who are good at art and use images as references, etc... idk how convo. started about drawing her or not which might have been weird (some people ask and some don't) So, that can be iffy but she was the one who added you on SC. So, at that point it's consensual for either friendzone or potential relationship lukewarm zone. note: this does not mean draw pictures of random girls and dm them the end product or draw someone in a creepy or objectification pose. But I find a lot of art students sketch random people even without consent and it's considered socially acceptable. Music, poems, writing, and songs are a bit different than art though where the topic and context is extremely important based on social acceptability. Writing a book inspired by someone you saw is different say you are writing a love novel and love the physical attributes of a stranger so you base off a character of that person {Note: you will never share that novel with the stranger. You are only taking inspiration. But this is a different context.}
See that's no where near as bad. For one , ya'll are on a dating website, and two , im sure you didnt ramble on about your wife and kids lmao. Hope you kept up the art :)
you didnt do anything weird. i think most people would gladly accept art from a stranger as long as it isnt a weird reference and the person doesnt talk about weird stuff. as AFAB and an artist myself i totally get it when you find that photo that makes you feel inspired to draw. songs and poems are more weird cause they feel more personal to the person you're creating it for so not recommended to strangers.
Yeah, I feel like this guy just had a weird misguided artistically and sexually inspired song. He had the impulse and just decided to role with it, but he totally put it out there when he shouldn’t have, and he just came across totally weird.
love the way the guy words it like "only you know what you could do..." like it was her responsibility or fault instead of him for being fucking unfaithful to his wife and family. making himself the victim, really tells a lot about how much character and backbone he has
yeeep, even the bit where hes like "I've never had a song written about me but im sure you get that all the time" its like he's trying to guilt her for being hot
It’s honestly sick how common the mindset that guys have of “the evil seductress with power over man” that is woman is. And it’s so often combined with a sort of mental gymnastics where they feel like they need to “own” and “conquer” the woman in order to “overcome their insecurity.”
Just wanted to say thank you for your brutal honesty about the videos! You are entertaining and thought provoking. I'm 60 years old and always look forward to your videos.
I can't believe this didn't work, if spilling out your heart in a masterfully woven song doesn't get you the girl then what the hell will the rest of us do?
@@d11asian Yes there are some weird men out there, but its annoying when I'm just existing as a guy then I see this shit, yes it's not directly targeted at me but I feel like I'm going to be stereotyped this way just for existing in the public which we can all admit is stupid. I've seen some weird guys in the town I live in, guys have catcalled my sisters (sick fucks) but that doesn't mean every man or even most men do that shit.
Fun fact: Hey there Delilah was ALSO written by a total creep. The "Delilah" in the song had a boyfriend and had shot down the guy several times by the time he wrote it. She got a ton of media attention from this song and hated every moment of it, including having to awkwardly go to the Grammys with him.
I honestly love ur videos touching on men like this, with a weird desperation/entitlement towards women- because you provide input from a male standpoint. Like theres certain things I as a woman might have brushed over but because you live life through the lens of a man you really dig deep into the psyche.
Aww shit - and here I was contemplating writing a song to get into Charlie's shorts... all I needed was permission from my ex, just so she doesn't feel threatened because Charlie's got a better facial hair game than she does. Guess it's back to the closet and watching Charlie do what he does best - being a goddamned legend.
When Radiohead wrote Creep, they didn't send the demo tape to the girl it was about, they just released it, and eventually she went to the concert. And the whole band was shocked she was there. That's how you do it, don't mention anything and release it to the public.
If possible I wouldn’t just block him on Twitter I’d get a restraining order. This guy is one more song away from full blown stalker/serial killer levels
One time in high school I blew my entire paycheck from the previous 2 weeks on anonymously buying my crush flowers on her birthday, and as massively pathetic as that is, Charlie always finds the worst nematodes of society to make me feel just a little better about myself
Writing a song to a person you actually know, and have talked to many times and are interested in, that hasn't out right rejected you yet: Romantic and a gamer move, doesn't mean it works, but don't hurt to try Doing it to a complete stranger or someone who has let you know in no uncertain terms it isn't happening: Creepy and sad. Watching a Moist Critical Video about the second one: Priceless.
Hats off to you Charlie, I’m 3 minutes into this video and I have to stop now or I’m gonna throw up. Just that first clip of this guys song already has me past the edge
“So anyways I blocked him.”
“Nice guy loses again, god dammit.”
That pushed me over the edge for some reason, I giggled for like five minutes.
I read this comment at that exact part of the video…
"I love you girl, but I hate your man break his neck, break his dick, kick his shins ,clench my fists and make a wish"
Same lol I got the hahas but I’m just in a silly goofy mood rn
6:46
LOL 😂 the " nice guy loses again, God damn it" part had me rolling of laughter!
Free advice from a real woman: writing songs for a girl is cute when you’ve been dating a while. Writing songs for a girl as the first thing you send her ever is not cute
Makes you just seem like a stalker
water is wet
Yeah, at least get to know them first before shooting your shot
@@PERIDOTPIMP mmm I beg to differ
Are you sure you’re real?
"Hey there Delila, I'm standing outside your window." immediate chart topper.
gonna stay there longer than old town road
That was a perfect joke
"Hey there Delila, it looks nice inside that shower" 😟
@@DanSolow inside *
@@hypno6944 That works!
Aside from just being creepy, I do have to say that "Congrats I suppose" is a pretty hilarious line to put in a love song.
Dude straight up tried to seem casual af
What can you expect from an idiotic creep.
@@elozvyut lmao
I have to imagine he sent this to every attractive Lauren on Twitter hoping it would work on one of them
Love your videos!
he will give up and just go for any lauren he sees
nah he's probably going after any girl and just changing the name in the song accordingly
Yknow he seems like he would send this to children aswell ._.
@@1cedcoffee Exactly what I think.
I'm just supposed to believe he not only has a wife but he had to ask her permission to write this song *and* she let him write a thirst track for some stranger on twitter? Unreal. This man set the human race back 100,000 years.
I’m just lol 😂
He just terminated his bloodline branch
Alright but....if you did in fact have to ask your wife for permission.....why do you feel the need to tell this? And if you didn't ask permission....why is that a flex to use to win this girl over??😂
Open relationships *do* exist sometimes. And occasionally they like to know when their partner is being open, lol. People are hecking weird sometimes.
I have to assume she said "yeah, sure, whatever" while busy filling out divorce papers
6:05
I cried, came, shat my pants, and then cried again listening to these life changing lyrics, truly charlie is a savant at this and should pursue a professional career as a lyricist.
Try writing some of your own thoughts instead of regurgitating exactly the type of things Charlie says lmao
@@AethersMusic my music will blow you
@@MasonKohl23 i must listen
@@_will795 try getting some bitches, will.
@@_will795 it's called being part of a community.. people usually say memes related to the creator. I doubt he says stuff like this everywhere else.
As a woman, if a man tells you he'd completely leave his wife and children for you that is the most unattractive thing ever.
Then the new woman thinks it won’t happen to her 😂😂😂
Same energy as when cheaters leave their partners for the person they're cheating with. How tf do alarm bells not ring in your head?
"He/she left their former partner for someone else. No I am his/her current partner. What's gonna happened to me now?"
@@inquisitionagent9052 Right, like do you expect me to trust you?
It’s also wikd that he thinks it’s flattering for her to know that. Like nah bro, you use an idolized, imaginary version of me as an unhealthy coping mechanism for your failing marriage and drag me into your mess.
Unfortunately there are actually psychos out there who actually enjoy ruining relationships
I love how charlie has "most desperate man ever" as the title and just his face on the thumbnail.
i legit thought this was gonna be a parody video and he was going to talk about himself. luckily we got something much better
This comment is everything
Good one
😂😂
@@JoshTheHod he still talked about himself briefly at the beginning.
With how many instances of husbands murdering their wife and kids to “start new” with another woman to avoid divorce and paying child support…that line about what he’d do if she willed it adds a whole new level of creepiness, it’s actually chilling.
the worst is, at best it means leaving his family like they dont even matter, at the drop of a hat
so regardless its an ass thing to do, specially stupid since its for someone that the person doesnt even knows
@@brunobruno-c1d oh yeah definitely, what I meant was a lot of people were interpreting it as him simply leaving the family, which is bad enough. But it felt even more ominous than that, and the fact that him leaving them at the drop of a hat may not be the worse case scenario 😬
@@Msis03 Like Charlie said in the video, it's likely that this dude doesn't have a wife and only told her "You are the only person I sang and wrote a song about" as a flex. Hopefully we're right......
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I honestly don't even know why he included that part.Did he really thought that would impress her?I mean, he probably thought "If I tell her that I'm willing to leave my wife for her, she'd totally put out for me", while she probably was "Eww what a fucking creep".I know some people are "turned on" when someone tells them that they're willing to leave their partners for them, but if someone actually told me that, I'd turn away and never look back
At first I was confident in my sexuality, but after hearing Charlie's love song I'm on shaky ground
you’re on thin ice buddy
The titty chips line almost swung me
This song feels like a fever it’s hard to believe a person with a pulse made this lmao
@@Colecruzin I imagine this is what happens when a phycopath falls in love 😂
@@SkankbumJerry he’s definitely unstable lol
"It gets worse"
"She's not wrong"
Is possibly the best cut I've seen this year
The guy writes songs like he's an AI.
AI has better composition then this simp master general
pretty sure an AI would do better tbh
Sounds like an AI too
DALL E user
I hate to say it, but he sings way better than me😔
charlie was SPOT ON when he said this song sounded more like a cry for help rather than a love song. this is some weird obsession type shit not love. if he thinks this is what love is im afraid for him and his whole family honestly
@Beast 😈 x10 wtf is wrong with you
@@Redleader-xf7yv It's a bot. Report and ignore.
It seems more like a half-hearted attempt to get closure on a drunken flirtatious impulse to me.
It kind of seems like he's in a manic episode
His family is a fictional thing, thats that the man said
I think what he means by "Only you know what you could do to my wife, my beautiful children and comfortable life with a push of your will" is that by her showing some acceptance to his love requests he would drop his wife and kids to leave with her in an instant, devastating them emotionally.
anyone else remember that vid of charlie saying "doo doo nigga balls" how has that just not been addressed???
@@Coookr no one remembers it because it didn't actually happen.
@@Coookr yeah no chance pal.
@@Coookr smartest alt account user right here
@@Coookr I’ll humor you bro. Show me the video. Show me any evidence of the video. Show me anything even vaguely related to the existence of that video. I will look at it.
I know that the *"I guess you're like razors of steel, with grace and zeal and sex appeal"* is supposed to mean he thinks she's strong and pretty, but the way it's arranged makes it sound like he thinks razors can be sexually gratifying
That's probably how he gets off
reading this as a rap verse goes hard
@@StarburstPink04BARS 🗣️💯
this song legit sounds like something you’d hear in a medieval tavern 💀
bards everywhere are crying
I was thinking the same thing 😂💀 I play too much Skyrim.
Nah, old medeival songs were kinda catchy. This is just pure cringe.
Not gonna lie as far as creepy guy songs go, this song kinda slaps
Welp. Time to roll a desperate virgin bard
I like how he resorted to “this is a fictional thing, not to be take literally thing” to save himself a little bit of dignity after doing that.
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Wow dude your gonna get 1K+ comments on this channel soon,
@UCz59miWtFlW6EUgUO0f80qw goated
that lyric is so cringe tho
He did begin by saying they'll probaly never meet
This guy said that his wife never had a song written about her, he never wrote a song about her? His wife? The woman whom he had kids with?
But he saw this random woman on twitter and decided that "yeah sure I'll write one about her, AND just to add salt on the wound, I'll also ask my wife for permission!"
Yeah whether this wife is real or not she should leave.
Edit: yeah I said what I said, his imaginary wife should leave him.
He’s
@@gangstaflamingo His
@@gangstaflamingo mf really corrected with the wrong his 💀💀
What makes you assume that just because he has a wife he had kids with her?
@@coyote4326 he mentions his kids in the song
The origin of the song "Hey There, Delilah" isn't too far off from this story. The writer met Delilah and thought she was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. He said, "I've already written a song about you" as a pickup line. It failed. He decided to actually write a song. He did it with the mindset of, " If I was with this girl, what would I want to tell her?" The overwhelming popularity of the song made Delilah feel guilty about not wanting to be with him. They never got together.
Oh gosh that’s pretty weird
I’ll definitely think of that song differently now
Poor Delilah.
It's already a shitty song and no one likes it.
No wonder I never liked that song there was always something desperate and weird about
@@ADSHYN Because it's a based on a girl who actively rejected him, and name drops her SPECIFICALLY. Writing about rejection in general or wanting a girlfriend is fine, singling out one person and making a public song as if you were dating her is creepy as hell. Just like it'd be creepy for a girl to find out a guy she rejected published a novel about his fantasy world where they got married and were living together. That's unhealthy obsessive behaviour.
Famous songs about love are usually either about people they're actually involved with or, if the love is unrequited, aren't name dropping the person they were rejected by and just talk about the pain of not being loved back. You don't publish delusional fantasy romance about a real individual for the whole world to see.
Charlie is literally breaking the speedrun record for finding the most desperate men in the world, let alone giving us, virgins advice at the same time to not be weird and creepy.
anyone else remember that vid of charlie saying "doo doo nigga balls" how has that just not been addressed???
@@Coookr proof?
@@dynomite9524
Don't bother trying to reply. It's a spam account. They said the same thing in almost every comment. Best just ignore it.
@@dynomite9524 that's a bot. Charlie never said that. It's like those weird bots that say their better than other youtubers.
UR WHITE 🤓🤓
I like how he did the kind of harmonies you'd hear in like an English folk song or something from the 60s, which you don't hear too often. It would be refreshing to see that return in modern music, but unfortunately it was sung by what I can only assume is a howling walrus.
A howling walrus would have been adorable ngl
So sad seeing all this talent go into making random people uncomfortable. What a weirdo
Johnny Cash and folk type music had their place, the past. And they should remain there.
It literally sounds like a Kingston trio song
@@kratostwin20 ok clown 🤡
A "nice guy" will be like: "I did this thing for you that you never asked for nor wanted, now im entitled to you utter devotion for all of eternity"
Reminds me of those kids that would paint numbers on your street and ask for pay except much much much worse
And God help you if you refuse his romantic gesture.
@@airplanes_aren.t_real that is an awesome husgle
@@airplanes_aren.t_real I would just turn on my sprinklers "Get off my lawn!"
@@tgsachris what they would do is paint it while people are at work or sleeping and knock on the door saying some legal bs that nobody knows about in order to get the money
Your sarcasm is gold 😂
I once had an ex satanist/born again Christian serenade me to his own version of some death metal tune he wrote on a guitar..complete with Cookie Monster voice over during the chorus of course 😂 What a charmer! Next day I heard him yelling my name while he stormed down my street at 10pm at night, not scaring me or the neighbours at all, demanding I come down and explain myself as to why I was talking to his best male buddy that day??
I mean, who wouldn’t want to date that man?
James Bond can eat his heart out, apparently. Mr. Screamer At 10pm is the real ladies' man
Wow. I'm dropping my panties at the thought
I'm a metalhead, and can't even defend this man's behavior.
That's quite the extreme mental split from Satanist to Christian. Homeboy is conflicted
How can any man compete with a man who can use hyper voice? Only hyper voice can ger you unlimited pussy!
The charts better watch out, this man’s going to go platinum any day now
already has and is
Imagine if trolls somehow push this to be number one and she has to hear that song over and over again like dogecoin
Yeah a platinum jailcell
Congrats, I suppose.
They say he is the songbird for this generation
Sad thing is: There was actual production behind this creepy ass song. Like this man sat down and edited this thing, cleaned the vocals up after recording, and put effort behind making this creepy ass song of his into an actual thing and did not once think, "Yeah, I am being a weirdo."
Some people lack self-awareness
there was even like bass and higher acapella at some points to emphasize. idk if he got someone else to sing that part or if he did it himself but damn 😭
Adding things to you saying words, does not production make.
Agreed, on the point that there were too many levels to go through, for this to have ever left someone's brain. But there was no actual production behind this. Even a bedroom producer would come up with a better sounding mix than that.
This is what happens when you give the artist "Complete artistic freedom"
Just kidding, but kinda not. Love you!
@@kydsofkush Love you too
@@creasedhorizon8931 Some? You UNDERESTIMATE how many people lack this, *especially* men.
About the whole "What you could do to my wife, my kids, my comfortable life" thing... I think he was talking about the emotional damage it would do to his family if he left them for her. "Family" in quotes, of course.
Why not actually just put family in quotes instead of repeating it and then putting it in quotes? Lol
He's saying that he's willing to hand over the reigns of his whole life to her as long as they get to be together. Therefore he ends up being an extension of her will, a puppet to do her bidding with disregard to whatever else he built up in his life
I took it as he would cheat on them with her.
@Beast 😈 x10 reported for promoting terrorism
I was gonna say I speak down horrendous-ese: homie was saying that only she knows the extent of the emotional damage she could put his wife and children through if she willed it to be.
She look concerned and scared....I don't blame her at all.
The titles never fail to make me click. Congrats not many people have mastered the ability of such brilliant titles, short and to the point. *chefs kiss*
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@Kyra / キラ bots movin mad
@Kyra / キラ did I ask
@@johnbrookes9209 fr it’s been a fuckin day
uh...sure
I respect Charlie for calling out creepy weirdos consistently since I found him in like 2015 or whatever. he just does it more and more often and more articulately every time and it's hilarious content to boot. what a king.
To the beach Tara karn karma tattoo on 2nd and 2nd one more each within a soccer tour it
anyone else remember that vid of charlie saying "doo doo nigga balls" how has that just not been addressed???
@@Coookr I dont think that exists but ill happily let you point me in the right direction
@@Coookr Nigga we don't give a fuck
No one ever thinks how they got to be weird though. Maybe people always isolating them telling them they are weird
If he's a troll, he has some serious potential.
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Fr tho no cap. Greatest troll of all time
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I did this in middle school in like 7th grade. Except I didn’t write the song, I went out of my way to try and learn a country love song, even though I absolutely despise country music with everything in me. Thankfully one of my friends stopped me before I actually crossed the point of no return and sent a video of it to her. Friends really are there for you when you need them most.
I imagine if she got a restraining order against him he would send her a song titled “You can’t restrain my heart”
@Kavetion highly doubtful
"The only arrest I know is cardiac"
anyone else remember that vid of charlie saying "doo doo nigga balls" how has that just not been addressed???
Dont restrain my heart, my achy brakey heart
You’re a legend for that comment
So either this guy somehow actually has a wife and kids that he is willing to emotionally scar or he genuinely believes that saying he's willing to cheat and abandon his family on a whim somehow makes him attractive. Fucking baffling.
Or this is some elaborate troll. Which is almost never the case sadly.
Some of them actually do have wives and kids and hit up random women on TikTok and socials nearly every day, going into their DMs and everything. Ah modern day marriage and romance. It’s a breath of fresh air init
@@philippagrimoire5968 It's not like marriages from days past were free of affairs either, its just that people have a much easier time reaching out cuz of the internet.
@@phyokyawkhaing2251 I’m not saying it is but I dare say the frequency of affairs that go on these days is significantly more so. And that includes women cheating on their husbands. I don’t even know why people bother to get married anymore?
@@philippagrimoire5968 depending on how far back in time you’re comparing to “modern dating” some societies would literally kill women for things like cheating, and domestic violence was basically commonplace. Relationship health overall has not improved. People are just allowed to get divorced now. Pressure to get married and have kids is still an epidemic.
the ”yeaaaaaa yeeeaahh” at 6:25 was actually really good
I love every time Charlie covers a subject like “This Man Will Never Get A Date” or “Most Desperate Man Ever” and the thumbnail is just his face
Every day, the term "Down horrendous" is taken to new levels.
I'd interpret the whole "only you know what you could do to my wife" part as, if Lauren wanted to she could put his wife thru alot of pain because this guy is willing to sacrifice his wife his children and comfortable life for her and its only Lauren's will that's keeping guys family together..
Some kind of inverse Jolene nonsense.
This is exactly how I took it as well. The fact that it sounds like he's discussing a mob hit is just a bonus! 😄
Ok but does anyone remember the clip of penguinz0 saying “doo doo n***a balls?” How has that just not been addressed?
@@dr.coomer789 I haven't heard about that... Is it from this same episode?
@@dr.coomer789 I don't care. It's a word.
The fact that this man claims he is married while also casually asking his wife to flirt with another women using a cheaply made music video is amazing
I love that it also implies he thinks his song would cause her to uncontrollably destroy his relationship with his (alleged) wife/kids to be with him because it's JUST THAT GOOD.
LEEEAF
@Beast 😈 x10 its been only one day bruh..
maybe his wife knew how bad he sings and thought this would be the perfect chance to stop him from watching the woman in the video
@@mpeckablebass I don’t think he actually wants to leave his wife. I think he just felt like writing a song.
fun fact, Hey there Delilah WAS written by a psycho. the guy was a clingy fucking mess over a girl who didn't like him lmao
How so? What’s the story behind that?
I thought its about preparing for a long distance relationship
@@dreamsprayanimation it’s KINDA true. tom higgenson wasn’t a psycho really, just had a huge crush on her while she had a boyfriend and wrote the song to impress her which i mean is a lil weird, but twitter rumors have exaggerated it and taken her own quotes out of context to him being stalkerish. essentially delilah just said it’s super embarrassing and she doesn’t love hearing the song. she even said if it wasn’t for her some other girl would’ve inspired him to write an amazing song LMAO
The song sucks, but a psycho could not have written that song, because psychopaths don't feel emotional attraction towards anyone. How do you people keep confusing psychos for clingy losers? I'm beginning to think that you people who watch Charlie penguinz0 are just nitwits.
That’s not psycho, just pathetic
That guy has an actually good* voice, I feel bad when people are gifted and then never use it right
in da hood
Can't wait til his mixtape drops.
you mean good right?
I was thinking this too. It's a damn shame.
Yeah. I would honestly start a band with this dude if he wasn’t a complete sociopath
The funny thing is that Radiohead's "Creep" is the exact same premise. It's about the lead singer falling in love with a girl he saw on the bus without ever talking to her. But, at least he recognizes that he's a creep.
Same with James Blunt's "You're Beautiful"
i love radiohead thom is so silly
The difference is Creep is a good song with good musicianship, and I don’t suppose Thom Yorke was harassing this woman, especially not like today with the prevalence of social media and being able to just DM any randomer from around the world. The difference is Creep is just a song written anonymously and part of a bands catalog of songs, it’s not going online to harass someone specifically with some complete and utter drivel like this “song” in the video. 😂
And that is actually a good and relatable song
Creep I mean, not this horse shit
"I'm a little confused about the meaning of these bars. But they are fire, though"
This perfectly encapsulates me jamming to anime songs
Agreed, don’t get the lyrics but enjoy everything else.
And that's the power of the Monado
@@imperiumVII I’m really feelin it!
@@BlueJayz474 little do you know the song youve been listening too is titled "i hate ni"
@@yozy-. uh oh
charlie just dropping a grateful dead song thinking we wouldn't notice
Ladies hear me out- imagine being the “beautiful wife”- of the guy who wrote the song. You’re pretty, a total dime, you work out, you bore 2 beautiful children for this man, ya’ll have a nice house- and then you find out your husband wrote this piece of shit song for an internet girl named Lauren, whom he’s never met. You hear the song, and now you’re thinking of ways to dispose of his body.
Sounds like the plot to a thriller or something
@@lemonywater2979 down to write a slasher horror screenplay out of the pitch above?
@@lemonywater2979 lmn style
@@lemonywater2979 It really does
Fun Fact: Thermite burns hotter than bone
The joy on Charlie's face when he came up with that last line of the song. Someone needs to turn those dazzling lyrics into a song immediately
If he does have a wife, she is beyond the point of caring that her husband sits probably for hours daily looking at other women on twitter, this song would be the last ounce of her confidence in herself gone. I hope she has enough self worth left to leave him.
damn that just made my kitty dry as heck
I like racoons
That's good, cats don't like water
@@KarpetBurn your eyes will be devoured by maggots
I like Raccoons too
the desert beaver, a mammalian wonder
The singing at 6:20 bought me to tears a truly great performance
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Fellas, gents, lads. If you ever see a woman that is so beautiful, so drop dead gorgeous that you just *have* to reach out to her and confess your love, I want you to write everything out, and give it a good 24 hours to ruminate. When you come back to whatever monstrosity you've created, imagine sending it to a normal, regular, average looking woman. Do you think she'd find what you wrote sweet and endearing? Or do you think she would immediately be suspicious because that's the creepiest shit ever and immediately smacks of a stalker? Because that is how these beautiful gorgeous women are going to take it too. They're people, they're fucking human beings. These guys seem to think women like this will fall in love with you just for metaphorically jangling a set of keys in front of them. It's infantilising and gross
Spoken like a true hot girl
What if theyre keys to a bughatti eh, whate then?
@@Nerves_of_steel😂😂😂
_“If you were thinking it’s a good idea to write a song about a girl you have a crush on, it’s _*_NOT_*_ a good idea”_
Charlie always dropping words of wisdom
Idk worked for Eric Clapton when he wrote “Layla” by Derik and the Dominos😂
@@jamesdean9183 Baller reference
@@kurtvonnegut9959 thank goodness someone got it🤣
You kinda forgot the _"and the girl doesn't know you exist"_ part, but okay
@@jamesdean9183yeah but that song was a certified banger. This, not so much
God dang Charlie that love song of yours was a gift from God. Even I was questioning my sexuality holy cow.
Dude's just trying to set himself up as the victim of this woman (really an idea of her) through that whole vocal assault of a song. He's not responsible and completely in control of his actions, actually he's a vulnerable soft songwriter and the succubus who didn't know he existed is really the mastermind😒.
“Random girl on twitter”… yep that sounds about right for a desperate man.
as in all of us...
No no my friend, there is levels to how desperate a person can get… most of us are on the lower levels but him… well I’m not sure lol. But what I do know is that some people have gotten thrown down the wrong path…
Unfortunately it is… I guess in that sense we’ve all been thrown down the bad path
Although i was referring to path no would want to head down. Stay strong friends :)
Sounds like a cinnamontoastken video.
Are you implying that it's more desperate to do this on Twitter than other social medias or that desperate men specifically do this on Twitter?
I thought this man was going to be 80 years old minimum. Hearing how young he sounds makes me a gazillion times more concerned…
anyone else remember that vid of charlie saying "doo doo nigga balls" how has that just not been addressed???
@@Coookr your bal headed granny
@@Coookr lol I gotta look that one up. Can't wait for this dude to slip up.
@@toytacambery9427 why are you watching his content if you want him to mess up?
@@streetmilk1 it’s a bot
I get the feeling that if he does have a wife and kids, they’re probably in a basement chest freezer.
Pops open the freezer, “Hey, can I send this girl my love song? Cool? Cool.”, closes freezer.
6:30 Waiting for @Schmoyoho to make a remix from this beautifull song
Support.
yes
That'd be grand
lmao that would be great
Nigerian thought you his was twtte
Charlie's eyes lighting up as you see the inspiration for those lyrics strike him in real time is such a treat.
If this guy was acting like this towards her, I would rather stay as a virgin than pretend to be someone that I am not.
Nah that’s cap, you’d tap anything first chance brother
Dude has a wife
@@syklone_ nah only in certain circumstances i would because you don't stick it in crazy
@@justjerm1823 bet she’s 2d
the way you worded this made zero sense
Bro you never write the song when you first meet them. You write it after they break your heart, more relatable 😂
I love how the thumbnail is always Charlie and the title is something like “this is the most hideous monsterous, saddest virgin I have ever seen” I start laughing before I even watch the video 💀💀💀
I think Charlie is a bit too quick to assume Alan is an unmarried, childless, incel. There are tons of pathetic, lonely, bored or dissatisfied men living with wives, girlfriends, and children. Additionally, for every pathetic, creepy, loser guy out there, there is a similar woman. Sometimes these people find each other and get married and procreate.
who ever said that there are no creepy women ?
What an incel thing to say. Nobody ever said that there’s no such thing as a woman who’s creepy.
Eh it’s pretty dumb to assume that because these pathetic, lonely, bored and dissatisfied men are married then their wife is probably similar. Often women are married to creepy wierd guys without realising it due to the guy acting “normal” to her face but doing degenerate shit like this behind her back, or the wife only realises it when it’s too late. Not saying there are no creepy women out there (although tbh there seem to be a lot more guys out there like this dude than there are girls), just saying that usually creepy men and women don’t end up with each other but instead they end up with an innocent person that they victimise lmfao.
@Chill nig*a "creepy women aren't scary" wtf do you think the word creepy means
@Chill nig*a they can very well be scary. There was this case of that stalker woman that in the end killed "her" man because he wanted to go away with hid girlfriend. She even (maybe accidentally) made pictures before and during the killing so the whole thing was documented for the police. So yeah the potential for creeps and dangerous people is there no matter the gender.
Just that men are statistically way more likely to act in such horrible ways.
This has inspired me to write a song for Charlie:
He has long hair,
And wears a cap,
Toot toot toot
Brap brap brap
(Ooh stinky)
Hopefully he likes it and is seduced by it
I have long hair 😯
@@spoopyscaryskelebones3846 he also has long hair
Not sure about a hat
Sniff sniff sniff
Smells like crap
(That's a 'yum' dawg)
You missed the toot toot 😂
@@SemekiIzuio I've never missed a toot you son of a bitch
I have no hair
6:04 Charlie, I'm packing my stuff and saying goodbye to my children and lovely wife before the night's end to come meet you and be with you forever. Your love song changed the way I see the world and I can't turn my head now to the grace and will of the universe's bidding. Farewell my children, for Charlie awaits. *Click here for penguinz0 goatse*
So its been a year now, is critickal hiding you? If so why?
There are so many creeps out there but once again music has a way of representing even the most bizarre of situations, thanks for sharing.
@@BaitPolice For a second there i thought you were acting like an imperial guard from oblivion xD.
And she deserves the creeps.
@@Halicos93 Same tho lmao XD
Plot twist: it was Charlie's dad
Imma be completely honest, I've been making music for almost five years, and it sickens me to say that this guy has actually decent voice, while I'm over here sounding like two wild foxes mating.
I mean, he didn't sing anything. He just spoke. The hell are you peoples standards coming from?
@@kydsofkush hes talking about the quality and tone. You can be objective while also being disgusted by this guy
@@kydsofkush Ever heard Johnny Cash?
I thought it was me in the wrong for thinking he didn't sound that bad. Yeah it weird creepy sending it to a stranger and the lyrics but if it was to someone with a connection and proper lyrics, women would total be into it
@@kydsofkush No, he was singing, and kinda well like the OP said.
Nothing wrong with admitting that. The guy is delusional. But the public shaming of him by this Egirl is pretty egregious imo.
6:14 cant wait for the out of context memes
I can see the actual pain and change on Charlie’s face as libbing his love song. That’s the face of “every choice in my life has brought me here”
When Charlie criticizes your method of flirting, you know you've made a colossal mistake that has consequences which will resound throughout all of human history.
especially when he improvises a song to add to the mockery
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when the universe itself cringes so hard it ripples through humanity
7:10 I fucking love the part how caption recognized that as [Music]
I feel so bad for this girl. She looks like she's on the verge of tears.
She is cringing so hard that she nearly cried.
Why? She and her friends are gonna be laughing about this guy in the groupchat for weeks. I know I would 😂
@@inquisitionagent9052brutal…
@@inquisitionagent9052cuz its creepy man
@@blacktainfalcon7097 oh absolutely. Its creepy. But its not something that makes me feel bad for her. He got his comeuppance (somewhat) for being a total creep. She got some clout by posting this on the internet. Pretty straightforward. Nothing to feel sorry about here
Yknow I really like this guy, he feels like a friends big brother.
There was something I always hated about the song "Hey There, Delilah" when it came out while I was in high school. Same era as Twilight. I now realize that they spawned an entire generation of pale, creepy nice guys who think stalking = romance.
What a weird thing to say. You think a song spawned millions of stalkers? You’re a very strange man Daniel.
i thought HTD was about a girl he was dating through a long distance relationship and it was supposed to sound like a romantic love letter
@@adonysus no it was a girl he loved . Idk if she knew him or they were friends but they weren’t dating
@@cleobinx wait is that true. I never know the background of that song. When my girlfriend (now ex) moved to Texas from Hanoi I used to blast that song all days.
@@duckyymomo5714 Yes. They never dated. She turned him down when he flirted with her the day they met. He wrote it with the mindset of, "If I was with this girl, what would I want to tell her?" The popularity of the song made her feel bad about not wanting to be with him. Honestly, it isn't far off from what the dude in the video did.
Essentially this is like Carl Wheezer singing to Jimmy's mom with a Triangle.
Never insult the god of music like that again 😂😂
I did something similar to that like 5 years ago. I drew a girl that I matched with on Tinder. For the record I just thought one of her images was really good and wanted to reference the pose either way, but yeah she actually really liked it and added me on SC but neither of us really talked again after that. I unfriended her after awhile because I just thought it was weird I had access to her SC stories when I didn't really know her at all.
That's not too weird. I have some friends who are good at art and use images as references, etc... idk how convo. started about drawing her or not which might have been weird (some people ask and some don't) So, that can be iffy but she was the one who added you on SC. So, at that point it's consensual for either friendzone or potential relationship lukewarm zone. note: this does not mean draw pictures of random girls and dm them the end product or draw someone in a creepy or objectification pose. But I find a lot of art students sketch random people even without consent and it's considered socially acceptable.
Music, poems, writing, and songs are a bit different than art though where the topic and context is extremely important based on social acceptability. Writing a book inspired by someone you saw is different say you are writing a love novel and love the physical attributes of a stranger so you base off a character of that person {Note: you will never share that novel with the stranger. You are only taking inspiration. But this is a different context.}
See that's no where near as bad. For one , ya'll are on a dating website, and two , im sure you didnt ramble on about your wife and kids lmao. Hope you kept up the art :)
you didnt do anything weird. i think most people would gladly accept art from a stranger as long as it isnt a weird reference and the person doesnt talk about weird stuff. as AFAB and an artist myself i totally get it when you find that photo that makes you feel inspired to draw. songs and poems are more weird cause they feel more personal to the person you're creating it for so not recommended to strangers.
That's not weird at all, sir.
Yeah, I feel like this guy just had a weird misguided artistically and sexually inspired song. He had the impulse and just decided to role with it, but he totally put it out there when he shouldn’t have, and he just came across totally weird.
The song Hey there Delilah is written about a girl who has a restraining order on the singer
Ah, the 'It was just a prank, bro," ending. Classic.
Most member comments have booth seats
love the way the guy words it like "only you know what you could do..." like it was her responsibility or fault instead of him for being fucking unfaithful to his wife and family. making himself the victim, really tells a lot about how much character and backbone he has
yeeep, even the bit where hes like "I've never had a song written about me but im sure you get that all the time" its like he's trying to guilt her for being hot
It’s honestly sick how common the mindset that guys have of “the evil seductress with power over man” that is woman is. And it’s so often combined with a sort of mental gymnastics where they feel like they need to “own” and “conquer” the woman in order to “overcome their insecurity.”
Just wanted to say thank you for your brutal honesty about the videos! You are entertaining and thought provoking. I'm 60 years old and always look forward to your videos.
If that's true that's rad as hell
What a wholesome comment. Hope you have many more amazing birthdays!
i love you charlene huegel
anyone else remember that vid of charlie saying "doo doo nigga balls" how has that just not been addressed???
@@Coookr video?
HE GOT THAT BOTTOMLESS RIZZ
My favorite thing about Charlie is that he is a great teacher on how not to be and incel.
Makes the world just a bit safer.
I can't believe this didn't work, if spilling out your heart in a masterfully woven song doesn't get you the girl then what the hell will the rest of us do?
@@ChristianLeeJohnson missed the sarcasm I see.
we'll just have to keep being the same talentless chads we've always been, bro.
@@steves578 Her pfp also looks like an nft.
We could always grovel in front of any attractive women we meet, until we find one that goes for that sorta thing.
You'll die alone, like 75% of all men who have ever lived.
Out of all the songs I have heard, this is certainly one of them. I loved the Morbius reference when he said "it's proposin' time"
I love the Simpony orchestrated in this video
"I challenge men to be normal"
You've set the bar too high, mam
Most are your just basing it off a few bad apples
@@zegobot9674 Have you seen the amount of weirdos Charlie has made videos on? It's more than a few
@@zegobot9674 "a few"
Bro go outside dudes act like full on troglodytes
@@d11asian Yes there are some weird men out there, but its annoying when I'm just existing as a guy then I see this shit, yes it's not directly targeted at me but I feel like I'm going to be stereotyped this way just for existing in the public which we can all admit is stupid. I've seen some weird guys in the town I live in, guys have catcalled my sisters (sick fucks) but that doesn't mean every man or even most men do that shit.
@@doobster3650 exactly some us are just trying to live our lives
Imagine finding out your dad is writing random songs about Girls that he saw on twitter 💀
BRUH
Lmao oh god
Thanks for giving me a panic attack
Fun fact: Hey there Delilah was ALSO written by a total creep. The "Delilah" in the song had a boyfriend and had shot down the guy several times by the time he wrote it. She got a ton of media attention from this song and hated every moment of it, including having to awkwardly go to the Grammys with him.
O: so like she was pressured to go with him?
Where did you read that she shot him several times?
@@Gnozzares Lmao
Please tell me that’s fake
@@Gnozzares shot him down as in rejected him
I honestly love ur videos touching on men like this, with a weird desperation/entitlement towards women- because you provide input from a male standpoint. Like theres certain things I as a woman might have brushed over but because you live life through the lens of a man you really dig deep into the psyche.
Aww shit - and here I was contemplating writing a song to get into Charlie's shorts... all I needed was permission from my ex, just so she doesn't feel threatened because Charlie's got a better facial hair game than she does. Guess it's back to the closet and watching Charlie do what he does best - being a goddamned legend.
Umm......k I won't..bye
Your pfp is Charlie if he was a woman.
@@Silverhand_1999 it’s yennefer from Witcher 3, not gonna lie Charlie would rock that look 😍😄
godspeed
@@willowunleash4590 shut up
7:34 mans typed that up like he was apart of a romantic anime and he’s the “obvious” main character
"congrats I suppose" is grievously underused in love songs
😂
It wasn't about the lady. He's a marketing genius. He knew she had a lot of followers so he knew she'd promote his song and generate clout.
When Radiohead wrote Creep, they didn't send the demo tape to the girl it was about, they just released it, and eventually she went to the concert. And the whole band was shocked she was there. That's how you do it, don't mention anything and release it to the public.
"You are 18 year old girl who live in small city in Japan"
I'd say that's equally as weird
@@JaredConnell ngl good ass song tho
@@JaredConnell radiohead
@@bubbsterr4967 weezer moment
This is what comes of living a life that exists entirely in your own head.
anyone else remember that vid of charlie saying "doo doo nigga balls" how has that just not been addressed???
@@Coookr bruh I gotta see that
@@Coookr and this matters how?
@@kenobanda8629 it’s a bot
@@Coookr that sounds funny af where is it
If possible I wouldn’t just block him on Twitter I’d get a restraining order. This guy is one more song away from full blown stalker/serial killer levels
Charlie's lost in the void of these bad relationship stories, I'm lost in the void of watching him being lost in the void
I love how he did his own backup vocals..that right there alone prooves dedication. In his defense...she looks pretty analytical.
anyone else remember that vid of charlie saying "doo doo nigga balls" how has that just not been addressed???
@@Coookr because its funny asf
One time in high school I blew my entire paycheck from the previous 2 weeks on anonymously buying my crush flowers on her birthday, and as massively pathetic as that is, Charlie always finds the worst nematodes of society to make me feel just a little better about myself
jesus (as in charlie)
God that's pathetic
@@dinolover truly
Did it work?
Bro we have all been there and did some cringy stuff in highschool. When you look back at that and get uncomfortable, it means you improved.
Writing a song to a person you actually know, and have talked to many times and are interested in, that hasn't out right rejected you yet: Romantic and a gamer move, doesn't mean it works, but don't hurt to try
Doing it to a complete stranger or someone who has let you know in no uncertain terms it isn't happening: Creepy and sad.
Watching a Moist Critical Video about the second one: Priceless.
Hats off to you Charlie, I’m 3 minutes into this video and I have to stop now or I’m gonna throw up. Just that first clip of this guys song already has me past the edge