Batman Vs. Superman
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That CGI when the commissioner turned into another guy was unreal :O
+D3m0nator lol ur comment made me spit food on my mac
+D3m0nator omg im dieing lol
+D3m0nator XDDD
LMAO
Uncle D3m0n Oh, Damn You
“I was a boy..... now I’m a bat” 😂😂😂
I lost it as soon as he started crying 😂
This is where I lost it
“You got stupid ass.. on your chest” got me 😂
Bat boy
I literally fucking died🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You got a stupid S on your chest, in case you forget who you are."
"It's my people's symbol for hope."
"Hope starts with an H, stupid."
I'M WHEEZING
😆😆😆💀
And Stupid starts with S
HyperMan
🤣😂😭
I always wanted to point that out 😂😂
"My suit's COOL, because I made it MYSELF, Daddy's boy." Gets me every time.
Gets you? By the balls?
@@adriantrusca1245 Officer Balls
Batman’s cry after being told his parents died priceless
Wouldn't be the first time.
We all know that his parents are just sleeping on a farm.
It’s literally what makes me start crying of laughter every time i watch 😂😂😂 Batmans so fucking funny
Lore accurate Batman
Don't bring it up!
“I WAS A BOOOOOY... NOW IM A BAAAAAT” kills me every fucking time
Freaking hilarious 😆. News reporter poon
Im fuckin dying!!! 💀💀😂🤣
it's been 7 years since i saw this, still funny every fking time hahahaha
Hahhh 😂😂
@@MuhammadAizuddin DOOONT BRING IT UUUP LOL 😂
4:53 "What does this mean on Krypton? Gratitude?" Had me rolling🤣🤣
One of my favorites.
😂 Batman can be a real d.....k 🤣Poor Supes (Batman might need Superman's help one day )ha ha ha ha!!!
The delivery of “I’m glad they’re dead” is just perfection
The "wow" of Gordon is gold. This red head guy was pretty good in those.
Batman straight roasted Superman.I could not stop laughing
Ive shown this all around the world. The best line is subtle and at the end.
"I'm glad they're dead."
"Wow."
Super jerk line was fucking hilarious
He cried after superman talked about his parents, wtf are you on about?
@@KazukiVA they made superman go away because he was roasted. Ez win batman
After roasting himself
Batman: *flips off Superman*
"What does this mean on Krypton?"
"Gratitude?"
I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
mwilliec ._. Best joke he made 🙌🏽🙌🏽
Omg that was amazing
might mean sorry... 😁
Peace Among Worlds
THAT WAS AMAZING MAN 😂😂😂😂
Can't believe they actually meet again. Who's here after the new Pete Holmes video?
me lol
Dammit I have to revisit this masterpiece every now and again and it never gets old😂😂
Same
"Get over your dead parents already!"
"Didn't something happen to your parents also?"
"Nyahhhhhhhhh h h h h I WAS JUST A BOY!"
now im a bat
its such a bad idea not to include “ now I’m a bat” into your comment.
He also says "DON'T BRING IT UP!!"
Miss quote and still 865 likes.
NOW I’M A BAT
Barry Allen : What are your superpowers again?
Bruce : I’m basically just rich. And nuts. Rich and nuts.
Quite a prediction for batfleck
TBH though in that scene with Barry, he should have also said that is he Smart or a Ninja, those are pretty relevant.
"I like nuts. They're rich in vitamins. I also like scotch. Scotch, scotch scotch." - One of those Batmans.
Tbh I love Batman for not having some magical super powers. Same with Iron Man, Punisher, etc. Superman on the other hand is quite annoying as he's so overpowered but doesn't do shit compared to that. He could do so much more than fighting villains with his abilities
I watched this 6 yrs ago.. Still is just as funny in 2022.. Love his skits of Batman
The moment you realize this man was president.
I love how it started so SELF-DEPRICATING and then, he TURNS AROUND and just COMPLETELY RAGS on Superman.
"Hope starts with an H stupid."
XD
@@noahallen5087 same
Alien languages could mean S for hope. Just in Russian alone Hope starts with an N. So....
@@justinhackstadt6677 NERD!!!!!!!!!
"What's the point of being the Man of Steel if you don't know how to use all that metal? Hit it!"
That killed me XD
LMAO
he is called "The Man of Steel" because he is very though to beat. he can resist almost 50 SUPERNOVAS
+Kqog Gaming On Macs exploding in his face?
Afiq Azdilizan is
Superman was created to never be beaten
9 years later and this is still priceless
100%!
And still better than the actual Batman vs Superman
I love that Batman is genuinely fooled by glasses 😂
He said "I'm giving you the bird, what's this mean on Krypton? Gratitude?" Lmaoooooo😭😭😭
RelayReview i lost it at that part😂😂😂😂
It means peace among worlds.
Ouch
OMG YOU WATCHED THE VIDEO TOO?!?!?
@@RobMarx23 look at the number of likes these repeated lines get.
"WHERE IS THE COMMISSIONER!?!" I'm in tears.
It’s so funny with the voice 😄
That shit takes me out every time
There was another man!
And i hate you again
I've probably seen this over 100 times now and I still cry laugh through every part 😂 thank you Pete Holmes, you're a gem. The entire Badman series kills me every time
This video was made basically a decade ago and the affects it has on me feels like it was from yesterday! This is deadpool level funny if not better🤣🤣
I love how they compliment each other until 1:38
Then things take a 180 and they begin insulting each other 😂😂
WHERE IS THE COMMISSIONER!
oh you're back😂😂😂
Lmao bruh im dyin
Im dying lmao
I died when he said there was someone else haha
WHERE'S THE COMMISSIONER?!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Tyrone Magnus *MAGNUS PRIME*
Magnus!!!!
Did you ever do a reaction to this?? Haha
Holy shit dude
Love your reactions. Keep doin' what you doin'
9 yrs later and this is just pure comedy 😂😂
He made new ones!!
I love these Batman skits 😂
“Superman you saw him” hahahaha
Best part was commissioner Gordon saying that it takes more than glasses to hide and then he takes them off and batman: "where is the commissioner"
That killed me😂
damn. I thought he was joking ... but he was really that bat ...
Lmao im laughing so hard
Press 6
Headcanon: repeated concussions have made Batman face blind.
He is hiding in the shadows
This Batman sounds exactly like Christian Bale. Tell me otherwise.
It does..jahahaha..When I research Bale's Batman.. all I hear is this.. I can't stop laughing
You don't say? He's impersonating Bale ffs
Tru Story no he’s not I think Keaton was the best batman too.
Otherwise
@@NuntiusInfestissumam u beat me to it!
😂😂🤣🤣
“You’re wearing eye makeup!”
“FUCK YOU!”
Kills me every time
I love how Superman’s actor is giving the performance of a lifetime and neither Batman nor Commissioner Gordon take him seriously.
Batman: "get over your dead parents already."
Superman: "didn't your parents die?"
*sad bat whimper
K
"hope starts with an H stupid!"
I lost it at that part
The S is silent...on Krypton.
Ollie Foxx that ound tupid
@@noodle13_91 😆
9 years later and this holds up.
This is why Pete is definitely the greatest Batman ever. Great video y'all.
"Don't bring it up. I was a boy, now I am a bat" T-T
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
HAHAHA!!!!! THAT SHIT KILLED ME
You're a star Pete. These never get old.
oh but they do
@@thegoldencompany4191 They get old in the way fine wine does
When was this done?
@@mystiqueuser4919 yep
This is amazing
“WHERE IS THE COMMISSIONER!?” - that was top tier sarcasm lol.
2023 anyone? 😂 Had to come back and revisit a classic
"Is that soup too cold madam....pzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
+forgottensailor2006 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I was a boy... now I'm a bat.
@@azcardz1869
You thirsty lol
@@azcardz1869 stay thirsty my friend
Yea what's wrong with saying Kate Holmes is a sexy bitch 🤣
not on the internet video thats completely unrelated
*Starts crying*
"Hope starts with H, stupid!" "I'm giving you the bird, What's this mean on Krypton? Gratitude?" LOL! Man I miss that show.
The glasses thing!! 😆🤣 "Commissioner Gordon - there was someone else here!" GOLD!!!
But... But... You... You saw him, there was another man!!!!!
He's hiding in the shadows!!!!!
Gordon: Uh oh, I'm someone else are you fooled? I'm not Commissioner Gordon he's gone.
Batman: WHO ARE YOU!? WHERE'S COMMISSIONER GORDON!?
Fucking died XD
Worlds greatest detective
+Max Bowler pretty sure shaggy and scooby are the world's greatest detectives
+danny d a hippie and a dog are better detectives than batman......seems legit
+danny d a hippie and a dog are better detectives than batman......seems legit
+danny d a hippie and a dog are better detectives than batman......seems legit
*Rest here traveller, your journey through nostalgia must be tiring.*
Thanks
Its been a long journey but I finally reached the end of the internet and back again
you're too sweet! thanks!
Ok.
I can't rest yet my friend not till I've hit the 90s safe travels to you all 🙂
This show had some genius level comedy in it.
I can honestly say i will remember them forever!
The high pitched bat sonar sound he makes when asked if his parents were dead too gets me to this day.😂
Hahaha! Pete's batman paraodies are still the best even in 2019
*2020
2021* thats for next year
They really are the best!
*2023
DONT BRING IT UP!!
"I'm basically just rich and nuts. Rich and nuts" pretty much sums Tony Stark after the first Avengers
Rich & savage
Ohhhhh I thought he said he was bitch & nuts
@Rick O'Shay stan lee made a bet that he can make everyone love a character that they should hate... hence tonys narcisim, arrogance, condescending demeaner, and etc
Rich, nuts, and smart af.
Luc Germain idk about that cause saying both are just saying who they are and a lot of heros do that
That burn over Clark not getting with Louis was just uncalled for😂
1:56 that reaction just when sups mentions his parent's death never gets old XD
My main nemesis is bane, basically just a roided out jock with a gasmask and he straight up broke my back! XD
😂😁🤣
Hahaha this had me laughing so hard I had to rewind what I missed
Gordon: "only a idiot would think im a diffrent"
Bat: "who are you?"
I just realized why Pete always does the duck lip face because Christian Bale literally does the same thing in all the DK movies. I watch TDKR the other day, he never closes his mouth when he's in the Batsuit. Lol
its insane that it took me 10 year to find these videos they are phenomenal piece of comedy. absolutely love all the batman ones😊
"He Uses His Heat Vision For Lame Stuff Like Melting Ice Or Heating Up An Old Woman's Porridge. Is That Soup Cold Madam? Pzzzt!"
That Line Totally Killed Me
Sw1zT1m3 my favorite part lol
Me too
50th like
Best part for sure lol
I came here to team up not to be berated! Lol.
Riddler: Whay travels down and alley and has holes in it?
Batman: My parents?
Riddler: OMG no it's a bowling ball
Amanda Crochet These lines should be the other way around.
lol XD yeah that would really piss off the Bat lol
No, it would not be better the other way around because Batman's unhealthy obsession with the death of his parents is part of the joke.
I've seen that conversation somewhere..... Where did you copy it from?
Zhin The Tyrant its lord zhin to you
OMG, “Where is the commissioner?!!!”😂😂😂
Never gets old Pete
They need to somehow put this on in the adverts in the cinema before Batman Vs Superman 2016
Oh my gosh YES!
that would ruin this by roping it in with that trainwreck
Did they?
This is better than the Batman v Superman movie😂
This is the Batman v superman that we deserve.
Not the one we deserved, but the one we needed
@@nicholaspalmer5172 you stole it from my mind.
@@nicholaspalmer5172 Not the one we needed, but the one we deserved
@@robertnew4507you stole it from my mind is so hilarious 😂
Pete Holmes is definitely a legend.
"You fucking nerd, with your nerd hair" I cried 😹😂😂
4:22 best part "what the point of being the man of steel if you don't use all that metal"
One of the best video series of early 2010s TH-cam. Never gets old.
This should be on TV!!!! It's the greatest comedy!!!!!!!
hope starts with an 'H' not with an 'S'...... ROFL !!!!!
+Gimp Tuts are you crying???
+Gimp Tuts 'S' is where superman's came from??? so i will draw a letter 's' and wait for superman to come out?? well to be spesific i'll draw a letter 's' in a closet and wait for superman to come out of the closet...ROFL...
+Blue Element Omega ahaha Nice one. I'm assuming your blonde?
Xelipher Mini i'm not a blond.....
lol
"you can't fool someone by wearing glasses and hat"
"who are you?"
“WHERES THE COMMISSIONER”
Bruh i am hooked. Binge watching all the videos now.❤️
1:55 I love how Superman can't contain his laughter.
"Get over your dead parents"
"...didn't your parents die?"
"EEEEEHHHHHHH. Don't being that up"
Even when he flew away he can still hear them talking about him xD
"I could have stopped my parents killer! why didnt i put down the kirby?"
8 years on and this shit still cracks me up, Pete knows what’s good
The shift after 'didn't your parent's die too?' was amazing, some of the best comedy I've ever seen
I am, but I personally do classics, the fast-paced dialogue and word games people would play.
This is pure gold, no matter the era, though.
"This Air makes me strong, Ya FUCKIN nerd" I fuckin choked xD hhahahahhahahha
Batman is hilarious, “hitting up an old woman's porridge” 😂😂😂
Ohh I absolutely loved this Parody. That bit about the glasses was pure gold. Matter of fact I'm about to just watch this again!!! Thanks.
“I’m basically just rich and nuts. Rich and nuts.” That never gets old 😂
Even the recent Justice league movie took this line. When flash asks Bruce about his superpowers he replies "I'm rich"
You wanna get nuts?!?
Nah, I wanna get Reese's peanut butter cups.
😂😂 "what you gon do sweety?, burn us with your magic eyes?
"You always use it for something lame like cutting through an iceberg or, heating up and old woman's *porridge. Is your soup too cold madem? Zzzzz!* 😂😂😂
He literally heats up Bruce Wayne's steak in Kingdom Come. So it's true.
Gotta watch the original again after seeing the sequel.
That's the funniest stuff I've seen in a while. Please do some more of these 'Badman' skits!!!! The Riddler is good for comedy.
The more I watch it the funnier it gets.
“Commissioner there was another man... Superman you saw him”
It’s comedy genius and the delivery is awesome.
hes hiding..in the shadows lol
He's hiding in the shadows
2:26 its not often that a “fuck you!” Makes me laugh but damn, this one got me.
Someone needs to fire Superman! I bet he can't even hold a simple rock.
Well do I have news for u
1:54 our mothers are both named Martha...
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!
Sharp Design
Batman: “Get over your dead parents already!”
Superman: “Didn’t your parents die?”
Batman: pauses* screams unintelligibly.
All this time has passed and you morons still think it was about them both being named Martha. Slow much. I tried back then but I'll try again: It was him calling attention to the good in Batman, it has nothing to do with the damn names. Lord. Ironic thing is you're the ones making it about the names.
Dezzyx Man. I think you need to sit down and think about this
@@Dezzyyx false
WHERE IS THE COMMISSIONER?
WHERE IS HE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, this never gets old!
I appreciate the great length u guys go for these jokes and it’s funny as hell
This is how Batman vs Superman happened.
Assassin Shark badman: What’s the point in being the man of steel if you can’t use all that metal?
Never makes a move on Alfred.
But better
I'm getting a strong feeling it was Crutchy
Yeah it was totally Crutchy XD
THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN HA XD! I'm not Cruchy, and I would really appreciate not talking about my alter ego in front of the commissioner.
Peter Parker *As Commisioner* Calm down Cruchy, I know you're Clark Kent
*As Clark Kent* What?
*Commisioner* Err, newsflash, it takes a little more than glasses or a hat to fool people
“I’m basically just rich. And nuts. Rich and nuts”
Yea that pretty much sums up 80 years of Batman lore. Well done.
This is the funniest comedy I've seen in years, it's brilliant. Couldn't stop laughing!
"You have a stuipid "S" on your chest"
"It's my peoples sign for hope"
"Hope stands with a "H", stuipid."
Lol'd alot at this part.
Commissioner: newsflash, takes more than a hat and glasses to fool someone
*takes off glasses*
Batman: WHO ARE YOUUU!
And him shushing Batman was priceless...
Is this the same actor that played superman in the latest skit from this channel? Awesome! 😂
I come back and binge all of these like every 4 months 😂
"I'm giving you bird. Whats this mean on Krypton, gratitude?" Badman never fails to make me laugh.
"Hope starts with an "H", stupid"! EVERY FUCKING TIME XD!!!