Tbh I love Batman for not having some magical super powers. Same with Iron Man, Punisher, etc. Superman on the other hand is quite annoying as he's so overpowered but doesn't do shit compared to that. He could do so much more than fighting villains with his abilities
Best part was commissioner Gordon saying that it takes more than glasses to hide and then he takes them off and batman: "where is the commissioner" That killed me😂
I've probably seen this over 100 times now and I still cry laugh through every part 😂 thank you Pete Holmes, you're a gem. The entire Badman series kills me every time
+Gimp Tuts 'S' is where superman's came from??? so i will draw a letter 's' and wait for superman to come out?? well to be spesific i'll draw a letter 's' in a closet and wait for superman to come out of the closet...ROFL...
@Rick O'Shay stan lee made a bet that he can make everyone love a character that they should hate... hence tonys narcisim, arrogance, condescending demeaner, and etc
"He Uses His Heat Vision For Lame Stuff Like Melting Ice Or Heating Up An Old Woman's Porridge. Is That Soup Cold Madam? Pzzzt!" That Line Totally Killed Me
All this time has passed and you morons still think it was about them both being named Martha. Slow much. I tried back then but I'll try again: It was him calling attention to the good in Batman, it has nothing to do with the damn names. Lord. Ironic thing is you're the ones making it about the names.
NOS no one even brought up Endgame. Bringing up another movie and comparing it to one doesn’t make it good. BvS could’ve worked, but it didn’t. Let the past die. Bury it if you have to
Pete's sketch: opens with a direct quote from The Dark Knight Returns One of us! One of us! Gooble gobble gooble gobble one of us! I'll only feel slightly as dead as Batman's parents if people say something along the lines of "Hey, it's that line from BvS."
Well I knew that Destiny, Titanfall, and The Order: 1886 would be major disappointments before they came out, so I can definitely do it for games. And come on man. Did you see the last trailer? No way a movie with that crap in it can possibly be good. Of course I WANT it to be good; I'm a DC kid born and raised. But snowball's chance in hell that movie is gonna be anything but terrible. Suicide Squad looks pretty sweet though, gotta say.
***** What's not to like? it's inspired from Frank Miller, Ben Affleck looks great as batman, it's going to be cool to finally see batman and superman fight, it'll be nice to see them and more character's on the big screen. You even go on to say that Suicide Squad looks pretty good.... you're joking right?
1. The casting is terrible. Henry Cavill is great as Superman, and Affleck looks alright as Batman (if a bit uninspired), but Jesse Eisenberg as the evil nerd trying to be Lex Luthor, whatsherface as a Wonder Woman cosplayer, Jason Momoa as Aquaman (good actor, but bad casting), and more drag the movie way down. 2. Waaaaaaaaaay overstuffed. This was originally supposed to be just a Superman movie, then they added Batman. Now the roster is Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Cyborg, Alfred, Lois Lane, Lex Luthor, Doomsday, Aquaman, and a few more (not to mention cameos and easter eggs). Spider-Man 3 and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 crumbled under the weight of a cast half that size. In order to properly pace the story and balance out the characters, the movie would have to be like four hours long. Even the Avengers took time to establish the character instead of just shoving them all in at once. 3. Aside from Clark and Bruce's banter at the party, the dialogue is stale and unoriginal at best. 4. The title is just dumb. Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice feels like it's trying way too hard. 5. The special effects look pretty lame to be honest. It's a hard film to look at with the messy cinematography and the fact that everything is crazy dark. Not something I usually complain about in movies, which makes it all the more bad how much it stands out. 6. No. 7. They're trying to cram in the entire Justice League before the actual Justice League movie. Big mistake. If we're going to see the League come together, let it build up a bit more through separate films like Marvel did. They're blowing their metaphorical load way too early. 8. Too much time and effort spent saying "Hey look at this thing we put in there," not enough time spent on world-building, atmosphere, or the plot. It's like dumping out a bin of action figures and just hitting them together with no context. Now I do like the reason they gave for Batman to want to beat the shit out of Superman. That makes sense with the character. But it still feels like if Batman gave Superman a chance to explain himself, they probably wouldn't be fighting. Suicide Squad introduces a cast of minor characters that don't need a lot of screentime, and puts them in a situation that makes for a compelling story. Harley Quinn, Deadshot, Croc, and Joker; not one of them needs their own movie, so we can put them all together and introduce them all at once without it feeling too chaotic. Almost every character in BvS: DoJ needs their own film introduction to fill us in on who they are, what they want, and their general lore BEFORE they start hanging out with each other. Long story short, the main problem with BvS is that it's trying to fit a lot more than it should into a comparatively tiny space.
"You always use it for something lame like cutting through an iceberg or, heating up and old woman's *porridge. Is your soup too cold madem? Zzzzz!* 😂😂😂
Superman can surely beat Batman in a fight, but he won't kill Batman. There's only one way to stop Batman and that's death... actually i don't even think death will stop him. The Dark Knight Returns...
I've actually had this debate with my friend before and the came to the conclusion that given enough time to prepare (collect cryptonite in this case) that batman would be able to beat almost anyone. However if they took him by surprise certain heroes/villains would be able to take him down.
Jeez none of you guys are right. Haha, in the comics superman and batman are incredibly good friends. Batman gives Lois lane and Clark Kent one of his condos as a wedding gift. Superman gives Bruce a ring made of kryptonite for future use if he ever becomes too powerful and It goes to his head. You guys need to do some studying. Haha
John Perez no Superman's biggest enemy is a psychotic rage monster that can keep coming back to life no matter how many times it dies or how. (Doomsday)
This needs to happen in Dawn of Justice...I know it never will, but somebody in a parallel universe just picked up my message somehow, and they're gonna do this in Catman V Kryptoman: Rise of Chaos....featuring Corporal Gaydon. CanNOT wait.
Justice Hunter Huh...true dat...but how does a multiverse work, I mean, are there infinite Earths where one thing's been changed, like a big thing like history in reverse/flipped round so the losing sides won, or something so little like the time of something that affects the rest of the timeline forever...I mean, is it one massive feature turned around like in the New 52 verses or what, something like JFK's car in which he was assassinated?
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That CGI when the commissioner turned into another guy was unreal :O
+D3m0nator lol ur comment made me spit food on my mac
+D3m0nator omg im dieing lol
+D3m0nator XDDD
LMAO
Uncle D3m0n Oh, Damn You
“I WAS A BOOOOOY... NOW IM A BAAAAAT” kills me every fucking time
Freaking hilarious 😆. News reporter poon
Im fuckin dying!!! 💀💀😂🤣
it's been 7 years since i saw this, still funny every fking time hahahaha
Hahhh 😂😂
@@MuhammadAizuddin DOOONT BRING IT UUUP LOL 😂
Batman’s cry after being told his parents died priceless
Wouldn't be the first time.
We all know that his parents are just sleeping on a farm.
It’s literally what makes me start crying of laughter every time i watch 😂😂😂 Batmans so fucking funny
Lore accurate Batman
Don't bring it up!
4:53 "What does this mean on Krypton? Gratitude?" Had me rolling🤣🤣
One of my favorites.
😂 Batman can be a real d.....k 🤣Poor Supes (Batman might need Superman's help one day )ha ha ha ha!!!
“I was a boy..... now I’m a bat” 😂😂😂
I lost it as soon as he started crying 😂
This is where I lost it
“You got stupid ass.. on your chest” got me 😂
Bat boy
I literally fucking died🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You got a stupid S on your chest, in case you forget who you are."
"It's my people's symbol for hope."
"Hope starts with an H, stupid."
I'M WHEEZING
😆😆😆💀
And Stupid starts with S
HyperMan
🤣😂😭
I always wanted to point that out 😂😂
Batman: *flips off Superman*
"What does this mean on Krypton?"
"Gratitude?"
I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
mwilliec ._. Best joke he made 🙌🏽🙌🏽
Omg that was amazing
might mean sorry... 😁
Peace Among Worlds
THAT WAS AMAZING MAN 😂😂😂😂
Can't believe they actually meet again. Who's here after the new Pete Holmes video?
me lol
I used all my good lines the last time.
Who the f needs to make these "who's here" attention grabbing bs?
Barry Allen : What are your superpowers again?
Bruce : I’m basically just rich. And nuts. Rich and nuts.
Quite a prediction for batfleck
TBH though in that scene with Barry, he should have also said that is he Smart or a Ninja, those are pretty relevant.
"I like nuts. They're rich in vitamins. I also like scotch. Scotch, scotch scotch." - One of those Batmans.
Tbh I love Batman for not having some magical super powers. Same with Iron Man, Punisher, etc. Superman on the other hand is quite annoying as he's so overpowered but doesn't do shit compared to that. He could do so much more than fighting villains with his abilities
Best part was commissioner Gordon saying that it takes more than glasses to hide and then he takes them off and batman: "where is the commissioner"
That killed me😂
damn. I thought he was joking ... but he was really that bat ...
Lmao im laughing so hard
Press 6
Headcanon: repeated concussions have made Batman face blind.
He is hiding in the shadows
"My suit's COOL, because I made it MYSELF, Daddy's boy." Gets me every time.
Gets you? By the balls?
@@adriantrusca1245 Officer Balls
Nice name
I watched this 6 yrs ago.. Still is just as funny in 2022.. Love his skits of Batman
The moment you realize this man was president.
Batman straight roasted Superman.I could not stop laughing
Ive shown this all around the world. The best line is subtle and at the end.
"I'm glad they're dead."
"Wow."
Super jerk line was fucking hilarious
He cried after superman talked about his parents, wtf are you on about?
@@KazukiVA they made superman go away because he was roasted. Ez win batman
After roasting himself
Batman: "get over your dead parents already."
Superman: "didn't your parents die?"
*sad bat whimper
K
You're a star Pete. These never get old.
oh but they do
@@thegoldencompany4191 They get old in the way fine wine does
When was this done?
@@mystiqueuser4919 yep
This is amazing
Dammit I have to revisit this masterpiece every now and again and it never gets old😂😂
Same
Also same
He said "I'm giving you the bird, what's this mean on Krypton? Gratitude?" Lmaoooooo😭😭😭
RelayReview i lost it at that part😂😂😂😂
It means peace among worlds.
Ouch
OMG YOU WATCHED THE VIDEO TOO?!?!?
@@RobMarx23 look at the number of likes these repeated lines get.
"WHERE IS THE COMMISSIONER!?!" I'm in tears.
It’s so funny with the voice 😄
That shit takes me out every time
There was another man!
And i hate you again
…He’s hiding in the shadows
"Hope starts with an H stupid."
XD
@@noahallen5087 same
Alien languages could mean S for hope. Just in Russian alone Hope starts with an N. So....
@@justinhackstadt6677 NERD!!!!!!!!!
The glasses thing!! 😆🤣 "Commissioner Gordon - there was someone else here!" GOLD!!!
But... But... You... You saw him, there was another man!!!!!
He's hiding in the shadows!!!!!
My main nemesis is bane, basically just a roided out jock with a gasmask and he straight up broke my back! XD
😂😁🤣
Hahaha this had me laughing so hard I had to rewind what I missed
"What's the point of being the Man of Steel if you don't know how to use all that metal? Hit it!"
That killed me XD
LMAO
he is called "The Man of Steel" because he is very though to beat. he can resist almost 50 SUPERNOVAS
+Kqog Gaming On Macs exploding in his face?
Afiq Azdilizan is
Superman was created to never be beaten
*Rest here traveller, your journey through nostalgia must be tiring.*
Thanks
Its been a long journey but I finally reached the end of the internet and back again
you're too sweet! thanks!
Ok.
I can't rest yet my friend not till I've hit the 90s safe travels to you all 🙂
I love how Superman’s actor is giving the performance of a lifetime and neither Batman nor Commissioner Gordon take him seriously.
WHERE'S THE COMMISSIONER?!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Tyrone Magnus *MAGNUS PRIME*
Magnus!!!!
Did you ever do a reaction to this?? Haha
Holy shit dude
Love your reactions. Keep doin' what you doin'
"Get over your dead parents already!"
"Didn't something happen to your parents also?"
"Nyahhhhhhhhh h h h h I WAS JUST A BOY!"
now im a bat
its such a bad idea not to include “ now I’m a bat” into your comment.
He also says "DON'T BRING IT UP!!"
Miss quote and still 865 likes.
NOW I’M A BAT
WHERE IS THE COMMISSIONER!
oh you're back😂😂😂
Lmao bruh im dyin
Im dying lmao
I died when he said there was someone else haha
I've probably seen this over 100 times now and I still cry laugh through every part 😂 thank you Pete Holmes, you're a gem. The entire Badman series kills me every time
This video was made basically a decade ago and the affects it has on me feels like it was from yesterday! This is deadpool level funny if not better🤣🤣
"hope starts with an H stupid!"
I lost it at that part
The S is silent...on Krypton.
Ollie Foxx that ound tupid
@@noodle13_91 😆
"Don't bring it up. I was a boy, now I am a bat" T-T
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
HAHAHA!!!!! THAT SHIT KILLED ME
The more I watch it the funnier it gets.
“Commissioner there was another man... Superman you saw him”
It’s comedy genius and the delivery is awesome.
hes hiding..in the shadows lol
He's hiding in the shadows
I love how they compliment each other until 1:38
Then things take a 180 and they begin insulting each other 😂😂
I love how it started so SELF-DEPRICATING and then, he TURNS AROUND and just COMPLETELY RAGS on Superman.
The delivery of “I’m glad they’re dead” is just perfection
The "wow" of Gordon is gold. This red head guy was pretty good in those.
hope starts with an 'H' not with an 'S'...... ROFL !!!!!
+Gimp Tuts are you crying???
+Gimp Tuts 'S' is where superman's came from??? so i will draw a letter 's' and wait for superman to come out?? well to be spesific i'll draw a letter 's' in a closet and wait for superman to come out of the closet...ROFL...
+Blue Element Omega ahaha Nice one. I'm assuming your blonde?
Xelipher Mini i'm not a blond.....
lol
9 years later and this is still priceless
100%!
And still better than the actual Batman vs Superman
"I'm basically just rich and nuts. Rich and nuts" pretty much sums Tony Stark after the first Avengers
Rich & savage
Ohhhhh I thought he said he was bitch & nuts
@Rick O'Shay stan lee made a bet that he can make everyone love a character that they should hate... hence tonys narcisim, arrogance, condescending demeaner, and etc
Rich, nuts, and smart af.
Luc Germain idk about that cause saying both are just saying who they are and a lot of heros do that
I was a boy... now I'm a bat.
@@azcardz1869
You thirsty lol
@@azcardz1869 stay thirsty my friend
Yea what's wrong with saying Kate Holmes is a sexy bitch 🤣
not on the internet video thats completely unrelated
*Starts crying*
"Is that soup too cold madam....pzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
+forgottensailor2006 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I love that Batman is genuinely fooled by glasses 😂
4:22 best part "what the point of being the man of steel if you don't use all that metal"
This Batman sounds exactly like Christian Bale. Tell me otherwise.
It does..jahahaha..When I research Bale's Batman.. all I hear is this.. I can't stop laughing
You don't say? He's impersonating Bale ffs
Tru Story no he’s not I think Keaton was the best batman too.
Otherwise
@@NuntiusInfestissumam u beat me to it!
😂😂🤣🤣
They need to somehow put this on in the adverts in the cinema before Batman Vs Superman 2016
Oh my gosh YES!
that would ruin this by roping it in with that trainwreck
Did they?
This is better than the Batman v Superman movie😂
This is why Pete is definitely the greatest Batman ever. Great video y'all.
"The roast that Superman didn't deserve, but the one he needs..."
Still the best Superman I have seen since the 70s...
Hahaha! Pete's batman paraodies are still the best even in 2019
*2020
2021* thats for next year
They really are the best!
*2023
DONT BRING IT UP!!
"This Air makes me strong, Ya FUCKIN nerd" I fuckin choked xD hhahahahhahahha
That burn over Clark not getting with Louis was just uncalled for😂
"He Uses His Heat Vision For Lame Stuff Like Melting Ice Or Heating Up An Old Woman's Porridge. Is That Soup Cold Madam? Pzzzt!"
That Line Totally Killed Me
Sw1zT1m3 my favorite part lol
Me too
50th like
Best part for sure lol
I came here to team up not to be berated! Lol.
Riddler: Whay travels down and alley and has holes in it?
Batman: My parents?
Riddler: OMG no it's a bowling ball
Amanda Crochet These lines should be the other way around.
lol XD yeah that would really piss off the Bat lol
No, it would not be better the other way around because Batman's unhealthy obsession with the death of his parents is part of the joke.
I've seen that conversation somewhere..... Where did you copy it from?
Zhin The Tyrant its lord zhin to you
Gordon: "only a idiot would think im a diffrent"
Bat: "who are you?"
I don’t know how this REMAINS one of the funniest things on TH-cam still
This is the Batman v superman that we deserve.
Not the one we deserved, but the one we needed
@@nicholaspalmer5172 you stole it from my mind.
@@nicholaspalmer5172 Not the one we needed, but the one we deserved
@@robertnew4507you stole it from my mind is so hilarious 😂
Even when he flew away he can still hear them talking about him xD
The shift after 'didn't your parent's die too?' was amazing, some of the best comedy I've ever seen
I am, but I personally do classics, the fast-paced dialogue and word games people would play.
This is pure gold, no matter the era, though.
The cry after that is too hilarious
I love these Batman skits 😂
“Superman you saw him” hahahaha
1:54 our mothers are both named Martha...
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!
Sharp Design
Batman: “Get over your dead parents already!”
Superman: “Didn’t your parents die?”
Batman: pauses* screams unintelligibly.
All this time has passed and you morons still think it was about them both being named Martha. Slow much. I tried back then but I'll try again: It was him calling attention to the good in Batman, it has nothing to do with the damn names. Lord. Ironic thing is you're the ones making it about the names.
Dezzyx Man. I think you need to sit down and think about this
@@Dezzyyx false
“I’m basically just rich and nuts. Rich and nuts.” That never gets old 😂
Even the recent Justice league movie took this line. When flash asks Bruce about his superpowers he replies "I'm rich"
You wanna get nuts?!?
Nah, I wanna get Reese's peanut butter cups.
"you can't fool someone by wearing glasses and hat"
"who are you?"
“WHERES THE COMMISSIONER”
".. and he straight up broke my back" gets me everytime lol
Harvey Dent, can we trust him?
"You fucking nerd, with your nerd hair" I cried 😹😂😂
This 5 minute segment was a 100x better than BVS.
Agreed.
really anything can be better then that
Bitch BvS was better then Endgame every day of the work.....
Exept from Mondays.
NOS no one even brought up Endgame. Bringing up another movie and comparing it to one doesn’t make it good.
BvS could’ve worked, but it didn’t.
Let the past die. Bury it if you have to
@@LoudonClear I didn't make the rules... I just enforce them.
The high pitched bat sonar sound he makes when asked if his parents were dead too gets me to this day.😂
Who are you!? Where is commissioner Gordon?
"Get over your dead parents"
"...didn't your parents die?"
"EEEEEHHHHHHH. Don't being that up"
How can anyone downvote this? Pete Holmes is a genius. No matter how many times I’ve seen it, nothing brings me to tears like Badman.
Downvote?
Reddit moment
Pete's sketch: opens with a direct quote from The Dark Knight Returns
One of us! One of us! Gooble gobble gooble gobble one of us!
I'll only feel slightly as dead as Batman's parents if people say something along the lines of "Hey, it's that line from BvS."
This is how Batman vs Superman happened.
Assassin Shark badman: What’s the point in being the man of steel if you can’t use all that metal?
Never makes a move on Alfred.
But better
I love the way the Batman's lips like extend and get big😂😂
Pete Holmes has got a good fleshy mouth ok now I grossed myself out
Hilarious 😆
I'm getting a strong feeling it was Crutchy
Yeah it was totally Crutchy XD
THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN HA XD! I'm not Cruchy, and I would really appreciate not talking about my alter ego in front of the commissioner.
Peter Parker *As Commisioner* Calm down Cruchy, I know you're Clark Kent
*As Clark Kent* What?
*Commisioner* Err, newsflash, it takes a little more than glasses or a hat to fool people
Someone needs to fire Superman! I bet he can't even hold a simple rock.
Well do I have news for u
2:26 its not often that a “fuck you!” Makes me laugh but damn, this one got me.
Its the way he says it with such anger, it's so good
"I'm confused easily"😂😂😂💔
Commissioner: newsflash, takes more than a hat and glasses to fool someone
*takes off glasses*
Batman: WHO ARE YOUUU!
And him shushing Batman was priceless...
2024 and this is still funny asf. Truly timeless comedy.
"I'm giving you bird. Whats this mean on Krypton, gratitude?" Badman never fails to make me laugh.
Still about a thousand times better than the actual movie coming out next year.
Well I knew that Destiny, Titanfall, and The Order: 1886 would be major disappointments before they came out, so I can definitely do it for games. And come on man. Did you see the last trailer? No way a movie with that crap in it can possibly be good. Of course I WANT it to be good; I'm a DC kid born and raised. But snowball's chance in hell that movie is gonna be anything but terrible. Suicide Squad looks pretty sweet though, gotta say.
+Aaron Palumbo you sound like a bitch, just shut the fuck up.
Come on chump. You can't honestly think the new movie looks good.
***** What's not to like? it's inspired from Frank Miller, Ben Affleck looks great as batman, it's going to be cool to finally see batman and superman fight, it'll be nice to see them and more character's on the big screen. You even go on to say that Suicide Squad looks pretty good.... you're joking right?
1. The casting is terrible. Henry Cavill is great as Superman, and Affleck looks alright as Batman (if a bit uninspired), but Jesse Eisenberg as the evil nerd trying to be Lex Luthor, whatsherface as a Wonder Woman cosplayer, Jason Momoa as Aquaman (good actor, but bad casting), and more drag the movie way down.
2. Waaaaaaaaaay overstuffed. This was originally supposed to be just a Superman movie, then they added Batman. Now the roster is Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Cyborg, Alfred, Lois Lane, Lex Luthor, Doomsday, Aquaman, and a few more (not to mention cameos and easter eggs). Spider-Man 3 and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 crumbled under the weight of a cast half that size. In order to properly pace the story and balance out the characters, the movie would have to be like four hours long. Even the Avengers took time to establish the character instead of just shoving them all in at once.
3. Aside from Clark and Bruce's banter at the party, the dialogue is stale and unoriginal at best.
4. The title is just dumb. Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice feels like it's trying way too hard.
5. The special effects look pretty lame to be honest. It's a hard film to look at with the messy cinematography and the fact that everything is crazy dark. Not something I usually complain about in movies, which makes it all the more bad how much it stands out.
6. No.
7. They're trying to cram in the entire Justice League before the actual Justice League movie. Big mistake. If we're going to see the League come together, let it build up a bit more through separate films like Marvel did. They're blowing their metaphorical load way too early.
8. Too much time and effort spent saying "Hey look at this thing we put in there," not enough time spent on world-building, atmosphere, or the plot. It's like dumping out a bin of action figures and just hitting them together with no context. Now I do like the reason they gave for Batman to want to beat the shit out of Superman. That makes sense with the character. But it still feels like if Batman gave Superman a chance to explain himself, they probably wouldn't be fighting.
Suicide Squad introduces a cast of minor characters that don't need a lot of screentime, and puts them in a situation that makes for a compelling story. Harley Quinn, Deadshot, Croc, and Joker; not one of them needs their own movie, so we can put them all together and introduce them all at once without it feeling too chaotic. Almost every character in BvS: DoJ needs their own film introduction to fill us in on who they are, what they want, and their general lore BEFORE they start hanging out with each other. Long story short, the main problem with BvS is that it's trying to fit a lot more than it should into a comparatively tiny space.
That was easily the funniest batman/ superman spoof I have ever seen. One word, fantastic.
5:22 *WHERE IS DA COMMISSIONER????????? WHO AR-* oh you’re back :)
"Is that soup too cold madame? Bzzzzzzzz" - Absolutely lost it there.
my favorite part!
"Hope starts with an "H", stupid"! EVERY FUCKING TIME XD!!!
1:53 this is what I came here for
9 yrs later and this is just pure comedy 😂😂
He made new ones!!
Superman: your intellect alone...
Batman: is completely worthless...
Brainiac: I concur
So do I.
😂😂 "what you gon do sweety?, burn us with your magic eyes?
"You always use it for something lame like cutting through an iceberg or, heating up and old woman's *porridge. Is your soup too cold madem? Zzzzz!* 😂😂😂
He literally heats up Bruce Wayne's steak in Kingdom Come. So it's true.
"He uses it for something lame like cutting through an iceberg" straight outta the justice league war abridged
9 years later and this holds up.
Superman can surely beat Batman in a fight, but he won't kill Batman. There's only one way to stop Batman and that's death... actually i don't even think death will stop him. The Dark Knight Returns...
Batman never kills.
Loxias Mistic He may never kill, but he'll surely beat you to an inch of your life.
I've actually had this debate with my friend before and the came to the conclusion that given enough time to prepare (collect cryptonite in this case) that batman would be able to beat almost anyone. However if they took him by surprise certain heroes/villains would be able to take him down.
Batmans utility belt is made of kryptonite so if superman ever actually gets near batman superman would get his ass beat just sayin
Jeez none of you guys are right. Haha, in the comics superman and batman are incredibly good friends. Batman gives Lois lane and Clark Kent one of his condos as a wedding gift. Superman gives Bruce a ring made of kryptonite for future use if he ever becomes too powerful and It goes to his head. You guys need to do some studying. Haha
"What's the point of being the man of steel if you don't know how to use all that metal"
Mettle. It's a wordplay.
HIT IT
Superman: You're biggest enemy is a clown (joker)
Batman: You're biggest enemy is a rock (kryptonite)
John Perez your*
Exactly
John Perez "You fucking nerd" *in batman voice*
Batman's enemy is a clown (joker)
John Perez no Superman's biggest enemy is a psychotic rage monster that can keep coming back to life no matter how many times it dies or how. (Doomsday)
1:56 that reaction just when sups mentions his parent's death never gets old XD
This needs to happen in Dawn of Justice...I know it never will, but somebody in a parallel universe just picked up my message somehow, and they're gonna do this in Catman V Kryptoman: Rise of Chaos....featuring Corporal Gaydon. CanNOT wait.
***** LOL agreed, but still, you don't know about the Catman of this parallel universe...
It's a trailer now (:
Cesar Bueno I know, but not THIS...
It's a lot more 'FALSE GOD' and "Do you BLEED?" than "DUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH, SUPER JERRRRK!"
Jovan Sahota technically, if a multi-verse existed, then there definitely is a timeline where this will happen.
Justice Hunter Huh...true dat...but how does a multiverse work, I mean, are there infinite Earths where one thing's been changed, like a big thing like history in reverse/flipped round so the losing sides won, or something so little like the time of something that affects the rest of the timeline forever...I mean, is it one massive feature turned around like in the New 52 verses or what, something like JFK's car in which he was assassinated?
this aged like fine wine
Harvey Dent - can we trust him?
Do you no why
Damn these Batman sketches are still gold👌🏻
WHERE"S COMMISSIONER GORDON!!!!????
RAWWWWRRRRRRR!!!
"You have a stuipid "S" on your chest"
"It's my peoples sign for hope"
"Hope stands with a "H", stuipid."
Lol'd alot at this part.
"The letter 'S' is also the symbol for hope on my planet... I'm glad they're dead."
Fucking brutal.
“ rich and nuts”😂😂😂😂