So excited to announce our new series, BAT-CANNED, it’s like our Ex-Men and Badman videos had a baby! New episodes drop every Thursday at 3pm Eastern 12pm PT.
Man I love everything you put out, and this BAT-CANNED is amazing. EX-MEN was my favorite thing ever, and I still watch it to this day. Please get Thomas Middleditch in on this that dude killed it in the other skits!
Considering in Batman’s first couple of appearances he killed people (and even hung a corpse from the landing gear of the Batplane), saying he was “workshopping” is 100% accurate
@@ImAgentK Keaton is better, Kilmer is better, robert pattinsomethin is better, animated series guy is better, then holmes, then old school guy and its a tie between clooney and patrick bat(e)man for worst
@@arei2911 he's saying that before he became the Batman before you, he was trying different methods of crime fighting and a hero name that villains would be afraid of.
Pete Holmes never left us ... because it's not what he does, but how he does it, that defines him ... Pete is the hero we need, not the one we deserve ... Holmes was busy with chicks all this time, doing it over and over again with each chick's private parts ... in an order that would surprise you ! xD
If you were actually a fan of his, you’d know he never left and puts out weekly podcasts with celebrities. He was already the happy golden retriever version of Marc Maron long before his talk show or Crashing.
Jesus, the whole back and forth of Batman and Wonder Woman just ripping on each other is hilarious, but that lasso scene. Hooooly crap, I'm losing it. This was SO damn good, Pete.
@@chrisdalby Fair. But: * Quote from skit, "Your whole outfit-- it doesn't make sense". This kind of shabbiness could well be a factor into why she's being fired. * In the comics, we don't usually see Wonder Woman in an office setting. If her costume functions as armor, maybe it's supposed to be a little rigid and *would* bunch up a bit when she leans forward confrontationally from an office chair. * The rest of the costumes still seem pretty decent.
my entire staff has quoted badman on a nightly basis, this is a new level of hilarious. Thanks Pete, we've followed you for some time, and we're fucking stoked that the Bat is back. keep it up man!
He'd be Batman of Earth Holmes. *Badman:* So I said "Now you have my permission to cry." *Batman:* What are you doing here? *Badman:* Well if it isn't cool earth me. Out being a badass while I'm the comical punching bag. *Batman:* For the last time I didn't create your world. And you beat up a birthday clown. I'm not that stupid.
@@Shanethefilmmaker Batman: "You literally kill people with your batarangs.. You killed Penguin!" Badman: "No.. they're just sleeping. The police took them to a farm up state to hang out with my parents."
I like seeing Wonder Woman fighting back. Unlike the X-men skits, the power dynamic is different, and frankly Batman isn't nearly as bullet proof in this set up.
That ending was actually perfect. Batman is only human and can’t avoid the lasso’s power. But underneath that he’s Batman. And you’re still fucking fired 😂
@@mjg1544 Wonder Woman was created by people who were into BDSM and other sexual fetishes. The lasso is a purposeful plot device that allowed her to enslave people which is a big part of bondage fantasy. In the early comics she was always tying someone up or getting tied up herself. If any female character comes with a license to be sexualized it is no doubt Wonder Woman.
Pete love that you’re doing these sketches again. Those older skits from your old show is a bit of comfort food for me. I rewatch them at least once a year when I’m feelin down. Thanks for existing.
I loved how he reacted when she called him out on the abs. Also I thought it was pretty cool when he said he killed a lot of guys in the beginning because in the original comics Batman actually killed criminals.
@@HashbrownGokusan He didn't kill people. Vampires. And beasts that used to be men but were mutated into mindless monsters. Gunned them down with his plane. That was when the editors said it went too far and he shouldn't have a gun according to the writer.
I mean the very first arc of Batman(in Detective Comics) is him killing (allowing to die I guess) a crime boss. Coincidentally into a vat of acid. He even says something about how it's better that way(not exact quote but essentially he's good with them dying)@@DSan-kl2yc
I was worried these weren't going to hold up to the same level of comedic genius as the original Badman sketches. Never been happier to be wrong! These are fucking hilarious
So happy to see Pete doing skits like these again. The greatest thing about his old talk show were the fantastic skits and I've sorely missed them (bring back Workshop Seinfeld!). Hope to see more things like these in the future!
I don't know if its just me but i think she would be a good wonder woman provided she had the chance to play the role in dceu, mainly because of her physique and she has the face too
Is that a little bit of breaking the fourth wall I just saw. Very shrewd and clever! Am glad I found the new skits, have always been a fan of the Ex-Men and I'll be sharing these also. Thanks for the creative and genuine comedy!
So excited to announce our new series, BAT-CANNED, it’s like our Ex-Men and Badman videos had a baby! New episodes drop every Thursday at 3pm Eastern 12pm PT.
YESSSSSSS!
This is perfect!
Man I love everything you put out, and this BAT-CANNED is amazing. EX-MEN was my favorite thing ever, and I still watch it to this day. Please get Thomas Middleditch in on this that dude killed it in the other skits!
More Superhero HR. Honestly, I’m still here for it.
Thanks Petey, missed ya
I absolutely love Pete Holmes as the Batman.
*bad man
He should just play the next one honestly.
He is The Batman..
Ben Afleck was better imo
@@Tekkenandgamingwhat the hell are you smoking and give me some.
So proud of Batman for following through with the firing under the lasso of truth. Truly the superhero we need
I thought he was the hero we deserved, but not the one we need right now
huge fail on trying to be even a little funny
@@slowery43Gatekeepers of humour never fail to be pathetic.
@@slowery43 you have our permission to cry.
@@slowery43 well at least 600 people thought it was funny. So it's at least a little funny.
"My wrists have armor, too, but ya know what else does? MY VITAL ORGANS"
That one got me 😂
Me two 😂
Isn't she invincible anyway? Like it doesn't matter if bullets hit her.
“Why didn’t I Put Down the Kirby?!?” 4:09 😂 Omg 😂 Pete is Hilarious!!!
I didnt actually get that... 😢
LOL
@@saiken811he's saying that he played gameboy instead of helping his parents (wich wouldn't have mattered)
"It was the early years. I was workshopping" 😂
Highlight of my day, Pete! Thank you.
that line was gold
best line
Considering in Batman’s first couple of appearances he killed people (and even hung a corpse from the landing gear of the Batplane), saying he was “workshopping” is 100% accurate
Yeah! Nowadays he just puts them to sleep.
@@Harpagio yea I hate the stupid rule. It makes no sense and he doesn't even follow it.
1:46 "..fake abs? YOU'RE OUTTA LINE!"😂😂😂 she really was
That part was friggin hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Ohh come, we all know them abs are fake as hell. Finally someone called him on it haha
Freaking hilarious 😂😂😂😂
She really played Wonder Woman well. 😂👍💯
She is Scout Durwood.
Yes, and I like that she has the physicality that I would imagine or expect from Wonder Woman.
He's the Batman we need, AND the one we deserve.
He’s unironically better than every Batman except Christian Bale
And she’s unironically better than Gal Gadot
@@grantchampaignAgree to disagree
😂😂😂
@@ImAgentK Keaton is better, Kilmer is better, robert pattinsomethin is better, animated series guy is better, then holmes, then old school guy and its a tie between clooney and patrick bat(e)man for worst
“Also, you’re f***ing fired!, Would i lie to you ?”
this series is comedy gold
This made me laugh harder than it should’ve 😂
Cold As Ice 😂
I almost died when he said he could've saved his parents but he was holding a Gameboy 😂😂😂
You didn't, but his parents did
@@samchen9951 to the tune of Super Mario Land lol
Kirby’s Dreamland, yes!!!!
I could have saved you from almost dyeing but I was holding a game gear
THANKS FOR THE SPOILER
"It was the early years, i was workshopping!"
That killed me.
Apparently not just you
I don't get that line at all, can somebody explain? :(
@@arei2911 he's saying that before he became the Batman before you, he was trying different methods of crime fighting and a hero name that villains would be afraid of.
I have waited nearly 10 years for another Batman video from Pete! I literally cannot believe I’m watching this right now. What a time to be alive 🎉
That’s kind of sad
I thought I was the only one who was a rabid fan of this series!
@@jerrydash5433 The only sad thing here is someone pissing on someone else's joy. Find a better hobby.
@@jerrydash5433just like your comment. What a happy coincidence!
@@jerrydash5433 Very
The woman playing Wonder woman killed it. Pete is hilarious
Yeah she was way better than Gal Gadot (she sucks) unironically.
@@John-X i knew one of you would be here, sad dude 🤣🤣
She really was awful
@@isa2758 gal gadot sucks, doesn't look or act anything like Wonder Woman
@@isa2758gal sucked. She didn’t even try to act in the 2nd one.
The reference to “I’m not wearing hockey....” had me dying in nostalgic spasms 😂😂😂
"Sure, it's wider than it's long."
😄😅🤣💀
"You're fucking fired" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and the flash part killed me. Love these keep it up!
"Harvey Dent. Can we trust him?"
Real ones know😂
"FUN FOR BABIES, NOT FOR BATMAN!"
“Feels good”
A is for Alfred. B is for BAAAAAAATS.
"Really seals in the flavor!"
"Babe Ruth's tiny legs!"
Kirby killed Batmans parents.
I love how he looks down at the lasso, then says "would I lie to you" 😂😂😂
the legend is back! 🖤🤘
And when will you legendary guys come back?)
When we getting more from y'all?
I love you guys 🥲
Legend v. Legend!
It’s my peoples sign for legend….legend starts with a L stupid
So glad he's back. We've missed you, Pete. I can't be the only one worried that his career was done.
Pete Holmes never left us ... because it's not what he does, but how he does it, that defines him ... Pete is the hero we need, not the one we deserve ... Holmes was busy with chicks all this time, doing it over and over again with each chick's private parts ... in an order that would surprise you ! xD
He runs a very popular podcast.
@@joshp8535 yeah but who doesn't these days?
If you were actually a fan of his, you’d know he never left and puts out weekly podcasts with celebrities. He was already the happy golden retriever version of Marc Maron long before his talk show or Crashing.
😂 spoken like a true fan
"Also, you're 🤬 fired. Would I lie to you?"
🤣👍🏿
Jesus, the whole back and forth of Batman and Wonder Woman just ripping on each other is hilarious, but that lasso scene. Hooooly crap, I'm losing it. This was SO damn good, Pete.
I honestly love how much effort they put into the costumes in this new series, I can tell they have more of a budget now
Great costumes and great vfx!
Erm, I mean, Wonder Woman's top was all bunched up around her waist.
@@chrisdalby
Fair. But:
* Quote from skit, "Your whole outfit-- it doesn't make sense". This kind of shabbiness could well be a factor into why she's being fired.
* In the comics, we don't usually see Wonder Woman in an office setting. If her costume functions as armor, maybe it's supposed to be a little rigid and *would* bunch up a bit when she leans forward confrontationally from an office chair.
* The rest of the costumes still seem pretty decent.
@@steamer2k319logic wins, well done sir. 👍
@@chrisdalby And her bracers were obviously leather or a leather substitute.
“I could have saved my parents, I just had a gameboy at the time”
Pete being honest 🤣
"WHY COULDN'T I PUT DOWN THE KIRBY!?!?!" - Batman
Gameboy at the time sheesh i feel old asf
@@supernerd8067 How could he put down Kirby? Those games are great!
my entire staff has quoted badman on a nightly basis, this is a new level of hilarious. Thanks Pete, we've followed you for some time, and we're fucking stoked that the Bat is back. keep it up man!
We need more of these.
I can't stop watching it.
"Sometimes I pick up 'Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.'"
Batman unlocked some of my childhood memories with that one. 🤣
Super handy
Absolutely hilarious line.
Buuuhh..
I still listen to it.
I was hoping someone commented on this. I got so excited and happy when he mentioned it!! I hope Peter Segel and Bill Curtis saw this!!
"Batty Mckickin-Punch" That caught me off guard! 😂😂😂😂😂
DC should cast Pete as the next Batman! 😂👌
Or at least a cameo from ShitDick Daniels
Agreed. 🙏
He'd be Batman of Earth Holmes.
*Badman:* So I said "Now you have my permission to cry."
*Batman:* What are you doing here?
*Badman:* Well if it isn't cool earth me. Out being a badass while I'm the comical punching bag.
*Batman:* For the last time I didn't create your world. And you beat up a birthday clown. I'm not that stupid.
@@Shanethefilmmaker
Batman: "You literally kill people with your batarangs.. You killed Penguin!"
Badman: "No.. they're just sleeping. The police took them to a farm up state to hang out with my parents."
I like seeing Wonder Woman fighting back. Unlike the X-men skits, the power dynamic is different, and frankly Batman isn't nearly as bullet proof in this set up.
It works so well cuz Pete’s Batman is so funny when he’s being a sheer idiot 😂
I’m so happy these are back!!!
The Ted Lasso reference was legendary
I dont think you know what that word means
Hahahaha you don't know what lasso means LMAO😂
That ending was actually perfect. Batman is only human and can’t avoid the lasso’s power. But underneath that he’s Batman. And you’re still fucking fired 😂
Thank you so incredibly much for bringing this back
I've never been so excited....Happy to have ya back at it!!
This was the best one yet!! I’m dying 😂
“If you say Lasso to anyone under 40, they’ll think of an endlessly optimistic soccer coach” hahahaha 💯💯🤣
Yet she had _him_ on the ropes more than once before ever bringing out the lasso!
And funny I love that TV show. But he isn't optimistic anymore. He was only optimistic in the first season. Then he became a depressed coach. 😅
Now Fire Ezra Miller!
Wipe your mouth.
Yes!
Yeah not the flash just Ezra miller!
Oh yes I can't wait until that punk gets fired do him next.
@@imlostgaming9542 🤣🤣 yip
I fucking love the back and forth in this one, such amazing banter
I'm glad you're making these videos again!!
He returns when we need him most, and respect him least.
Welcome back, Badman
The return of Badman makes me happier than i can say....just PERFECT comedy.
I was afraid it was gonna lose its charm but he's still just as funny as before. It's like he never changed(in a good way)
Same. It’s just as good as the originals.
The lasso of truth bit in this skit was infinitely funnier than the one in the flash, while still being just as self deprecating. Bravo!
Brilliant! Good to have you back.
I am so happy to see Pete doing these pop-culture inspired skits again. They're always so good! Long live Badman!
The "interview" sketch format just doesn't get old for me. Great work, Pete!
Super easy, barely an inconvenience!
so happy to see you back in the costume fighting injustice Pete!
Lmao. I love how she was slightly startled when you yelled, “YOU’RE OUT OF LIIIINE!!!”
SWEET PETE!!!!! “Harvey Dent?!! CAN WE TRUST HIM???” Happy that you’re back to making these!!
TWO FACE IS HERE. WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HARVEY DENT!!
Harvey, you're back!.. use that gun on Two-Face the next time he shows his facessss...
The "can we trust him." Is an ongoing joke I have with one of my subordinates.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Best comment ever, still laughing and going to rewatch that video now!
@@jeremiah6462 never thought of implementing in the workplace. Great form
Pete Holmes is the Batman we don’t need, but probably deserve…and absolutely want.
harvey dent, can we trust him?
@@m3rl1on oh f*ck my face
@@m3rl1on oh fuck my face
Very well put. Lol
I'm so glad your back your were so dam missed we love you man keep up the amazing work your funny as hell
So glad you're back!
I stopped to finish laughing at "I'm not wearing fake hockey abbs" 😂
Dark Knight reference. "I'm not wearing hockey pads."
i’m surprised he went through the whole sketch without sexualizing wonder woman. the flash joke actually caught me off guard lol
Was waiting for this hahaha
You can’t sexualize women today or even make jokes without getting cancelled thanks to wokeness. Unfortunately!
Kinda hard to sexualize this Wonder Woman tbh
@@mjg1544 Wonder Woman was created by people who were into BDSM and other sexual fetishes. The lasso is a purposeful plot device that allowed her to enslave people which is a big part of bondage fantasy. In the early comics she was always tying someone up or getting tied up herself. If any female character comes with a license to be sexualized it is no doubt Wonder Woman.
Women think that is wrong to sexualize them 🤦♂️
Priceless, thank you for the afternoon laughs.
They need to do more of these they’re hilarious
“Pete Holmes is a hero, not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed”
but can he be trusted !!
4:20 That was a genuine laugh! 😂 Wouldn't surprise me if she wasn't expecting that answer! 😂
KEEP IT GOING ! Love this!
all my love to the creators. You have bewitched me with your humor
Pete love that you’re doing these sketches again. Those older skits from your old show is a bit of comfort food for me. I rewatch them at least once a year when I’m feelin down. Thanks for existing.
Dude same. I go and watch the Ex-men videos at least once a year. Never fails to make me laugh.
@@countzrathknock6737I love the ex men ones lmao. The James Bond skit he did where he kept drinking martinis had me actually crying 🤣😭
I loved how he reacted when she called him out on the abs. Also I thought it was pretty cool when he said he killed a lot of guys in the beginning because in the original comics Batman actually killed criminals.
Not only did he kill criminals he used guns!
Oh god especially 80's Batman. So violent
I can no longer call myself a batman fan…i never knew
@@HashbrownGokusan He didn't kill people. Vampires. And beasts that used to be men but were mutated into mindless monsters. Gunned them down with his plane. That was when the editors said it went too far and he shouldn't have a gun according to the writer.
I mean the very first arc of Batman(in Detective Comics) is him killing (allowing to die I guess) a crime boss. Coincidentally into a vat of acid. He even says something about how it's better that way(not exact quote but essentially he's good with them dying)@@DSan-kl2yc
You're out of line!!!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣👏👏
These are ridiculously brilliant!
It’s so wonderful to have this series continuing! Thanks, Pete and company!
I was worried these weren't going to hold up to the same level of comedic genius as the original Badman sketches. Never been happier to be wrong! These are fucking hilarious
Just found these recently. They are all really good.
It’s back! Amazing!!
You bring so much joy - thank you for bringing this series concept back.
So many iterations of the justice league members to fire!
So happy to see Pete doing skits like these again. The greatest thing about his old talk show were the fantastic skits and I've sorely missed them (bring back Workshop Seinfeld!). Hope to see more things like these in the future!
Glad you are still making content.
these are great thanks for coming back to this stuff! as a foam cosplayer I love the costumes!@
That ending was so freaking awesome, even humiliated Batman came out looking badass, notwithstanding weird Flash handie fetish 😂
It would go vibrate and smoke so fast 😂
He stated his case, can't argue against it
This is... HILARIOUS!! So glad you brought this back, with a twist!
Love these...can't stop laughing!!! 😂
Batty McKick'n'punch fu**ing killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣
BattyMcKickandpunch! 😂
This was brilliant. Genius. Thanks so much for making this and sharing it.
Batty Mckick-n-punch. Hilarious. Keep ‘‘em coming Pete.
this kills me. Funny as all get out. Keep up the good work.
Never stop making these, Pete
Pete Holmes is back baby, but Harvey Dent? Can we trust him?
Not as great as the Prof X and Jean Gray vid, after Me Too moment Pete's gone soft.. that's what she said.
Thank god we still have this Batman 😂. We need Pete now more than ever!!!
Please keep doing these. Fuckin hilarious.
I don't know if its just me but i think she would be a good wonder woman provided she had the chance to play the role in dceu, mainly because of her physique and she has the face too
She showed more emotion in this skit than gal gadot did in her entire career as Wonder Woman
Really glad you're making stuff like this again! I always loved these series. Really wish The Pete Holmes show would come back! :D
It's like a mix of Badman and Ex-Men.
I love how she was trying so hard not to laugh on several parts of this, the outtakes must be wild
The Batman skits are the FUNNIEST Shi* (Stuf*) , thank you!
These videos, the Street Fighter ones, and Ex-Men series are just so hilarious and entertaining! Pete and his friends really do a great job.
That was such a nice job in the writing, shooting, and editing!
You had me laughing all the way through.
Thank you for making and posting this.
I love the Batman stuff! Cant get enough of it! I REALLY hope to see a lot more of it come out
Bro, i LOVED your videos in College Humor, i missed this kinda stuff so much! I hope you make like another scene parody sometime soon
Is that a little bit of breaking the fourth wall I just saw. Very shrewd and clever! Am glad I found the new skits, have always been a fan of the Ex-Men and I'll be sharing these also. Thanks for the creative and genuine comedy!
“You’re outta line” 😂 dude I’m glad he’s doing these again I frickin love these videos bro 😂
So very glad Pete is back!!!! I have seen the original skits soo many times
Best day ever. Seriously never thought I'd see this version of Batman again~
"I killed a lot of those guys"
😂
Please don't stop making content, Pete. I want to watch your videos forever.
Okay, this was very, very well handled hahahaha. Nice to have this sort of series back!
About time this came back
I need to see more of these.