As a proud Aussie, I thank all you wonderful Americans who love my country, even those who haven’t visited yet. You are more than welcome to come see us.👍. I’ve been to the States a couple of times and loved every second. ❤❤
I want to go to Australia so much. I think one of the reasons we love Australia so much is because Steve Irwin and his family did so much positive representation. I now love watching Robert Irwin follow in his dad’s footsteps. He came to America and went looking for diamondback rattlesnakes and I was like “this guy is so cool and brave. I need to visit Australia immediately” 😂
The marriage things true. My first wife is Japanese, wanted both cultural weddings in Australia & Japan (guess how much a wedding Kimono costs?). Then her younger sister got married, to a man 9yrs older than me (yep, that) - Wanted the same thing! My father-in-law and I just went and got drunk. Then my brother-in-law rocks up "Why did we do this!" - We nearly spat our beer all over the bar! 😆
Show them a photo of an Australian spider. Preferably a Huntsman. Tell them "that's generally what we have in our house at any time (until the cats get their paws on it)". Instant turn-off. "omg, you're from Australia? that's so awesome, I would love to...
Ronnie, your cultural bonds with Australia ... explains a lot about your comedic style ... I was wondering that with your wonderful sarcasm on the Daily show... Also makes you a fair dinkum Aussie - no matter where you're from ... We're similar to the Hotel California ... you can check out any time you like - but you can never really leave Australia ... Glad to have you onboard mate !!
Many years ago my wife and I, British immigrants to Australua(Poms), went to a pub at the end of Sydney's China town. There was karaoke on and this bug Maori guy got up. What did he sing ? New York New York.
Well, sort of @ian59, though with a few rather important distinctions: US Foundational culture derived from the Reformation and its immediate Puritan aftermath (and later its respect for ‘experts’ from its enormous number of C19 German immigrants), while Australia derived it’s Foundational European cultural and political influences from the Enlightenment, consequently giving us much stronger and more critical bullshit detectors than most Americans (according to Robert Hughes); our social values from the Catholic Irish (according to Oliver MacDonagh) as well as the English Non-Conformists (Stuart Piggin); and the concept of Empire Loyalty (similar to Canada and NZ, but demonstrably not the US!!) as it was just entering its greatest Imperial phase (according to Manning Clarke as well as Stuart Macintyre). We more or less share a language as well as a similar material culture, but we’re a very long way apart in fundamental social values: Australians are mostly Communitarian (Liberal/Socialist/Communist according to those very many Americans who are politically illiterate), while the vast majority of Americans believe in the concept of ‘Individualism’. I provide this rather long historical/philosophical ramble because so many Americans seem to see us as their younger cousins: honestly, we really aren’t.
Nope. We are Not sibs. Not cousins. Not family at all. There is very little we have in common apart from our old connections to Britain and the English language. Apart from the British sending their unwanted, unloved, unwashed to our shores. The "New World" got British slaves, convicts and indentured servants along with some military (some quite unsavoury) and a boatload of religious outcasts. We got convicts and the military.
To any American reading this what you're seeing in this comment section is what I like to call Australia's 'colonial inferiority complex' in which Aussies will desperately try to differentiate themselves from the UK and/or USA through putting downs and frankly pathetic justifications to appear superior, and more importantly, distinct from the UK and/or USA. ~An Australian who's actually experienced life in all 3 countries.
As per Sesame Street ; '3 of these things belong together, 3 or these places are kind of the same. Can you guess which three belong together cause now its time to play our game, its time to play our game." Did you see the duck among the dolphins boys and girls. The USA!!! One of these things does not belong here, One of these things is not the same. If you guessed the US doesn't belong here then its safe to say you're sane, and you aren't the same.
New Zealand loves the us- at least a few years ago…new zealand watch more American movies per capital- I think 4-6 per person per month. And Canadians used to import more American cars then anyone else. But I don’t know about now. Three weddings sounds like a nightmare
We watch a lot of American movies here in NZ but we also understand how screwed the US truly is and don't have much time for loud and rowdy. We also know our cultural differences don't align.
Try being from Scotland got spoiled rotting in America, tho had to keep talking to peoples aunties on the phone so’s they knew the visitor was Scots. 😊🏴🇺🇸
Ozzie's love the people of America, yet we despise your government and I despise Australian government. That's what we have in common. Love of God,family and country. God Bless you all. Amen
Americans go to Australia because it's the furtherest you can go and still have White People ... or for Ronny to find an Asian wife apparently ;) Welcome to the family ;)
@@11kungfu11 - If you're going to gatekeep about how Australians should look, you would surely use the aborigines as the template. After all, they beat all the other nationalities here by tens of thousands of years. I mean, you're saying someone born in Melbourne isn't Australian because... why?
Ronnie may not have visited Sydney or Melbourne recently, but 'white' people probably won't be the first thing Americans see in either city, and English will fade into the mix as soon as you clear Immigration. Brisbane is a better option if that's your thing and it's ONLY 7,200 air miles from San Diego ;)
Funny - an Asian woman on TikTok said there is more social mixing in Brisbane than in Sydney. She says in Sydney it's either an Asian woman with an old white dude, or the rest of the Asians are in the Asian part of town. Maybe she was in the Eastern suburbs. Downtown Sydney you'll see a lot of mixture, but maybe not socialising; just walking down the street.
@@JamesLamb many of the people in the CBD are students - and that holds in both cities. Technically, they are supposed to go home when they finish their degree but that's a whole other thread.
@@georgestuart8656 I would rather wake up in a Cambodian prison than wake up in Camberra. Clearly, that's just me - house prices just keep going up with the population increase every year.
no we dont, we just think anyone who puts woke into their rant spends too much time on the internet......remember what your mum told you,turn off the TV and go outside and play
@@lonnie224, I second that. There is so much Americans do not know about their country's history that its literally not funny. They don't know that Britain sent its convicts to the New World long before they shipped them over here. They don't know that Britain sent ship loads of white British indentured servants ie slaves to the colonies. Most Americans do not know, believe or recognise the Fact that the Spanish were the first Europeans to permanently colonise North America. The first settlement was in Florida, St Augustine. The bottom half of what is now the USA was Spanish, and by default Mexican.
Why he has fully embraced the art of Australian sarcasm from his Aussie wife 🤣🤣🤣
He also lived their for a decade
@@hitmonkey3602 yes, but I’m sure interaction with the wife helped get the nuance lol
@@TheMelbournelad
it’s the only true way to pick it up.!
😉😃
✌🏻🇦🇺🌏🤘🏻
He's also an Australian legend
yeah i detected the faint whiff of sarcasm in his closing remarks. Im pretty sensitive to sarcasm though, being Australian myself.
'So fun and cheap' is the best short description of a wedding I've heard.
I’m Australian and had to go all over the world to find out we have the best beaches, surf and tropics to extreme cold
We don’t know extreme cold Jen!
We also have lovely animals like drop bears
@@raze263Quiet, you’ll scare the Americans.
I lived in Asia, Europe, and now am living in Australia. Disagree with your statement
Best beaches yes, surf and tropica yes, extreme cold.....Nope...Europe/UK, Canada, Russia, Mongolia etc have extreme cold.
“ They say the things strangers wouldn’t say to you on the internet “!
💞😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💞
Yes we do. 🤘🇦🇺
@@voodle50 Was probably referring to his relatives ... but good point ... us Aussies have a tendency to do that too !!
As a proud Aussie, I thank all you wonderful Americans who love my country, even those who haven’t visited yet. You are more than welcome to come see us.👍. I’ve been to the States a couple of times and loved every second. ❤❤
I want to go to Australia so much. I think one of the reasons we love Australia so much is because Steve Irwin and his family did so much positive representation. I now love watching Robert Irwin follow in his dad’s footsteps. He came to America and went looking for diamondback rattlesnakes and I was like “this guy is so cool and brave. I need to visit Australia immediately” 😂
The marriage things true. My first wife is Japanese, wanted both cultural weddings in Australia & Japan (guess how much a wedding Kimono costs?). Then her younger sister got married, to a man 9yrs older than me (yep, that) - Wanted the same thing! My father-in-law and I just went and got drunk. Then my brother-in-law rocks up "Why did we do this!" - We nearly spat our beer all over the bar! 😆
Yep, as much Americans say they love Australia, not only they never been, a lot of them love it but never go. 🤣
Show them a photo of an Australian spider. Preferably a Huntsman. Tell them "that's generally what we have in our house at any time (until the cats get their paws on it)". Instant turn-off. "omg, you're from Australia? that's so awesome, I would love to...
Nor can they probably find it on a world map.. 😄
first thing my dad said to my sister in-law after not seeing her for a year. 'you've gotten fatter'.
Woohoo, Melbourne represent!
Ronnie, your cultural bonds with Australia ... explains a lot about your comedic style ... I was wondering that with your wonderful sarcasm on the Daily show...
Also makes you a fair dinkum Aussie - no matter where you're from ...
We're similar to the Hotel California ... you can check out any time you like - but you can never really leave Australia ...
Glad to have you onboard mate !!
Soooo true having lived in both ✅✅✅
I watched comedy central Africa to watch an Asian guy talk about Americans and how they feel about Australia. Interracial overload. xD
Many years ago my wife and I, British immigrants to Australua(Poms), went to a pub at the end of Sydney's China town. There was karaoke on and this bug Maori guy got up. What did he sing ?
New York New York.
Weddings are a crazy over-the-top social status symbol for both women and families.
I get this from any country. Japan, Vietnam, Taiwan they all get excited when I say I am Australian.
They were just being polite.
So true about being from Asia.
American's love Australia because we're siblings in that we were both born out of England literally exporting the poorer caste.
You mean the criminal caste.
Well, sort of @ian59, though with a few rather important distinctions: US Foundational culture derived from the Reformation and its immediate Puritan aftermath (and later its respect for ‘experts’ from its enormous number of C19 German immigrants), while Australia derived it’s Foundational European cultural and political influences from the Enlightenment, consequently giving us much stronger and more critical bullshit detectors than most Americans (according to Robert Hughes); our social values from the Catholic Irish (according to Oliver MacDonagh) as well as the English Non-Conformists (Stuart Piggin); and the concept of Empire Loyalty (similar to Canada and NZ, but demonstrably not the US!!) as it was just entering its greatest Imperial phase (according to Manning Clarke as well as Stuart Macintyre). We more or less share a language as well as a similar material culture, but we’re a very long way apart in fundamental social values: Australians are mostly Communitarian (Liberal/Socialist/Communist according to those very many Americans who are politically illiterate), while the vast majority of Americans believe in the concept of ‘Individualism’. I provide this rather long historical/philosophical ramble because so many Americans seem to see us as their younger cousins: honestly, we really aren’t.
Except Americans got religious fundamentalist and Australians got criminals ….. guess who got the better deal! It isn’t America!
Nope. We are Not sibs. Not cousins. Not family at all.
There is very little we have in common apart from our old connections to Britain and the English language.
Apart from the British sending their unwanted, unloved, unwashed to our shores.
The "New World" got British slaves, convicts and indentured servants along with some military (some quite unsavoury) and a boatload of religious outcasts.
We got convicts and the military.
To any American reading this what you're seeing in this comment section is what I like to call Australia's 'colonial inferiority complex' in which Aussies will desperately try to differentiate themselves from the UK and/or USA through putting downs and frankly pathetic justifications to appear superior, and more importantly, distinct from the UK and/or USA.
~An Australian who's actually experienced life in all 3 countries.
We love Ronny
Asian rellies, wedding troll beast mode 😂💪👺
Australia, Canada, New Zealand& USA❤️ing themselves makes sense.
Also ... more than a little disturbing... !!!
As per Sesame Street ;
'3 of these things belong together, 3 or these places are kind of the same. Can you guess which three belong together cause now its time to play our game, its time to play our game." Did you see the duck among the dolphins boys and girls. The USA!!! One of these things does not belong here, One of these things is not the same. If you guessed the US doesn't belong here then its safe to say you're sane, and you aren't the same.
I feel for you. LOL
New Zealand loves the us- at least a few years ago…new zealand watch more American movies per capital- I think 4-6 per person per month. And Canadians used to import more American cars then anyone else. But I don’t know about now. Three weddings sounds like a nightmare
Awwwwwwww we love the NZ and Australian hotties 💕💖💘💝💗💕☁️🌜✨
Watching movies is one thing but going to the states is another 🤢
We watch a lot of American movies here in NZ but we also understand how screwed the US truly is and don't have much time for loud and rowdy. We also know our cultural differences don't align.
Yeahhhh....we're pretty special down here :)
Try being from Scotland got spoiled rotting in America, tho had to keep talking to peoples aunties on the phone so’s they knew the visitor was Scots. 😊🏴🇺🇸
lol
Great comedian, not many left in the world.
are you sleeping under a fucking rock my guy
After those wedding, Ronnie scrambled to get back on tv and took all the bookings he can get to recoupe his expenses. 😂
When the comedy is comming
he’s practically
one of us now.!
😂🤣😂
✌🏻🌏🇦🇺🤘🏻
What do Australians think of Americans no comment 😂
Most seem to think Australia is a country in Europe.
Ozzie's love the people of America, yet we despise your government and I despise Australian government. That's what we have in common. Love of God,family and country.
God Bless you all.
Amen
You can only speak for yourself…
Yeah righto...truth is we hate septic tanks
@@artemisxw8708 who is we?
But Australia got Chinese money flowing in 🤭
How Do Americans Feel About Australia? The VAST majority of Americans don't even know 'Australia' exists
Americans go to Australia because it's the furtherest you can go and still have White People ... or for Ronny to find an Asian wife apparently ;)
Welcome to the family ;)
Love it till you live there. Know from experience.
We don't care what you think.
Blood oath, white people are awesome and all over Australia!
Ah the angry comedian.
Can't say Australians feel the same affection for the Yanks. FREE JULIAN ASSANGE!
Speak for yourself
No , we dont like Americans
Australians have tall poppy syndrome and love the nanny state
Here here.
Love America.. but common guys.
@@AmazePaulz Any country that could vote Trump, and then consider voting him in again, really needs to take a look at itself.
Just adding - we do not care what American's feel about Australia. They can like us or hate us - we could care less.
@heidicross7255. Oh Heidi, Why you so angry? who hurt you so bad? its only comedy and everything will be ok. I promise.
@@joetesta5730But it is true.
A true Aussie says we could NOT care less. Americans don’t use the NOT
Americans don't know where Australia is. Last time I was there someone asked me how long it took me to drive there.
Do we really care if Americans like us?
i am australian every women lol in america
Pardon? Please speak English. 🇦🇺
@@stephanieyee9784 he's not Australian mate he's trying to clown us.
Funny how he’s an immagrant to my country
Piss Funny
Visit Australia before you start rubbishing us.
comedy? new definition ?
He even redefined Australian claiming his Chinese wife is an Aussie.
@@11kungfu11 You mean he redefined Australia claiming Australians are white?
@@11kungfu11 - If you're going to gatekeep about how Australians should look, you would surely use the aborigines as the template. After all, they beat all the other nationalities here by tens of thousands of years.
I mean, you're saying someone born in Melbourne isn't Australian because... why?
@@11kungfu11chines have neem here just as long as white people. Who are you to say she’s not aussie. Smh
@@11kungfu11Ronny’s wife was born in Australia and has Vietnamese heritage.
Who cares what they think.
Sounded like a bragging. Not funny. Don't repeat punch lines.
meh
Ronnie may not have visited Sydney or Melbourne recently, but 'white' people probably won't be the first thing Americans see in either city, and English will fade into the mix as soon as you clear Immigration. Brisbane is a better option if that's your thing and it's ONLY 7,200 air miles from San Diego ;)
Funny - an Asian woman on TikTok said there is more social mixing in Brisbane than in Sydney. She says in Sydney it's either an Asian woman with an old white dude, or the rest of the Asians are in the Asian part of town. Maybe she was in the Eastern suburbs. Downtown Sydney you'll see a lot of mixture, but maybe not socialising; just walking down the street.
@@JamesLamb many of the people in the CBD are students - and that holds in both cities. Technically, they are supposed to go home when they finish their degree but that's a whole other thread.
Canberra is comically white..
Canberra is mostly black.
Kathmandu black puffer jackets.
Even in summer.
@@georgestuart8656 I would rather wake up in a Cambodian prison than wake up in Camberra. Clearly, that's just me - house prices just keep going up with the population increase every year.
Never found this guy funny! 🤷♂️
Awful hellhole... very dangerous. Scary dangerous.
Australia is? It’s probably the safest country on earth
Yeah, right. You probably have never even been.
You've definitely been there right?
Clearly you've never been here haha
Explain
Australia hates these Woke comedian's and America is a Joke to the world now 😑
no we dont, we just think anyone who puts woke into their rant spends too much time on the internet......remember what your mum told you,turn off the TV and go outside and play
Racist/
Australia is britain prison, then they formed another race of people caĺled Australian
You don't know anything about Australia. Nor the population programs Britain ran to get people here. Let alone the dutch history.
Idiotic. Moronic.
America was Britain’s prison before Australia was.
@@lonnie224, I second that. There is so much Americans do not know about their country's history that its literally not funny.
They don't know that Britain sent its convicts to the New World long before they shipped them over here. They don't know that Britain sent ship loads of white British indentured servants ie slaves to the colonies.
Most Americans do not know, believe or recognise the Fact that the Spanish were the first Europeans to permanently colonise North America.
The first settlement was in Florida, St Augustine. The bottom half of what is now the USA was Spanish, and by default Mexican.
lol.. WTF?!
Australian’s not in love with America for very good reasons