I've accidently pressed space and paused the video while it was in the loading screen. And realised it only after like a minute when i started to think that joke gets way to long
@@WackyIraqi777 Bethesda invented a lot of stuff - some stupid, some straight up imbecilic. But magazine fed revolvers is not something they can claim credit for.
Instead of looting ammo and food, there should be useless junk like bent tin cans, broken forks or unused paper clips. Also double barrel shotgun should be able to fire 3 times before reloading.
Loading screens and fast travels everywhere? No way, no loading screens and if you want to go somewhere, get moving. Certainly the Bethesda devs and fanbase had a hard time playing this game.
I LOVE that you paused the music during loading screens. This is the most intense burn possible because it only contains truth. None of their execs will ever see this video but GOD it's satisfying to imagine just how much it would burn their soul.
Very unrealistic. Loading screens in Fallout 4 take from 1 to 100000 minutes... Sometimes i can leave for work and return home and the cell is not yet loaded...
Imagine an open world game where you are able to explore every existent building, but the game is made by Bethesda, that would be a lot of loading screens
Bro you must be on a pc with a RTX4090 and 600 gig of ram to have load times like that I'm on console and it takes at least 2 minutes for a butthesba load screen 🎉😮
Reality is just abunch of running and looting with the occasional mission, not to mention stalker 2 being completely janky and half broken. Crap was released unfinished and GSC lied, it’s ridiculous that people glug on it.
@@ldSt3345 Shows how intelligent and mature you are calling me a “Russian” just because I called the game what it is, unfinished and lazy garbage. Same items, map and gameplay loop from the 2007 game just with a new story and a few new things and actual animations for the items from two decades ago. Won’t even go into detail about the insane amount of bugs and how it was released in that state with the AI system also being completely broken. Cope for GSC is insane and goes to serve as an example of how and why games have gotten worse over time, companies realized they can just release garbage because the majority of consumers are free of any intelligence and just throw their money at whatever while also defending it.
@@ldSt3345 Say what you want, anyone with a brain will read these comments and that’s played the game through an unbiased view knows what I am talking about. All of GSCs talk of “gold” just to pay $117.42 for an ultimate edition game that isn’t even finished. No amount of jokes, opinions or lies can now deny the fact that GSC lied and released an unfinished game, plenty of information online for anyone to search up and find on how this game and company was deceiving, sure it might be a good game eventually but it’s the fact that GSC lied and released the game like this that makes people angry.
This video could not be more wrong. First of all, if Bethesda made Stalker 2 it wouldn't be released until some time close to 2040 so you can pretty much stop here.
Its not accurate unless theres a fade to black transition througn doors that lasts longer than it takes to load the game so enemies on the other side can kill you before the fade ends
If Stalker 2 was made by Bethesda you would firstly be some form of a born character. Anomalyborn or radiationborn or something that makes u U! The fooking Money Ching sound and the XP amount is so BGS! It makes the player immersed into the world as they hearthat CHING and the XP bar flash it drives a loop of gameplay that from this day forward we will call the Bethesda Gameplay Loop and be done with it!
loading screen simulator
It says a lot when the best Bethesda game wasn't made by bethesda
@@scarxphace_gaming name of game?
@@ValzirisFallout new Vegas.
this is starfart
And this is the shader compilation simulator :D
I've accidently pressed space and paused the video while it was in the loading screen. And realised it only after like a minute when i started to think that joke gets way to long
you definitely know how to entertain yourself
Too long to be the joke, just long enough to be a Bethesda loading screen tho
low int max agi bethesda char right here
I immediately got a nasty taste in the mouth at the door loading screen
"They can't keep getting away with thisssss!!"
69 nice
forgot the gigantic quest marker pointing directly at the box you need to loot
Shitrim is trash. They used to make good games.
Nah, we already got yellow paint
Inaccurate, there is no magazine fed revolvers
This made alot of psycological damage
Magazine fed revolver was there since the original Fallout when it was a top-down game made by Black Isle. It's not Bethesda's invention.
You're right Bethesda just invented the lever action that needs a full reload every time.
@@WackyIraqi777 Bethesda invented a lot of stuff - some stupid, some straight up imbecilic. But magazine fed revolvers is not something they can claim credit for.
Actually there was a mag fed revolver, worked with a 3 face cylinder, neat design but not practical when it could fail
loading times to fast to be bethesdas crayon code
Wdym their games loading fast af, theyre just buggy asl
@@officialvaultboy8242 You sure? I`m still riding the elevator with Nick from Vault 114 to the surface to this very day!
@Sterkson92 you may be encountering the real nuclear war before its done loading
For me they load about as past as it would take to lead a door animation so I am not too bothered.
@@Sterkson92just wait til you get to sircca and take the elevator 🤣 I thought my game was bugged it was taking for ever
1:05 Unrealistic, before getting to the buy menu there would be a minute long dialog you can't skip, even though they always say the same
真叫你玩明白了😂
You can by slamming the mouse button but its a 50 50 chance you will shoot them in the face
The permanent green dot in the center of the screen is a nice touch.
Just to be sure you will not forget where is the center of the screen
0:30
Of course it's Bethesda, now he's finally awake!
Instead of looting ammo and food, there should be useless junk like bent tin cans, broken forks or unused paper clips.
Also double barrel shotgun should be able to fire 3 times before reloading.
lol
lmao
no no, i didnt see "creation club" on the menu screen
Forgot to add left handed AK abomination with the ejector located behind the gun. With the 45 acp casings hitting you on the face.
That’s my favorite thing about the game, no loading go anywhere seamlessly.
That fart noise at 2:25 killed me off
Same bro hahahhahahha
the lockpicking part made me choke on spit lmfao
that first loading screen got me
Watching this entire video and finally realized the “ 29 fps for a cinematic experience “ in the top right and actually bursted out laughing 🤣🤣
And yet your lucky to get 15fps in the later parts of Stalker 2 it turns into a slide show if you don't restart the game every 30 minutes.
Inaccurate, Bethesda wouldn't add an inventory animation
Oh my... it's scary to even imagine...
Loading screens and fast travels everywhere? No way, no loading screens and if you want to go somewhere, get moving.
Certainly the Bethesda devs and fanbase had a hard time playing this game.
Old joke
sure did, considering there's several points where you get softlocked for no reason
I LOVE that you paused the music during loading screens. This is the most intense burn possible because it only contains truth. None of their execs will ever see this video but GOD it's satisfying to imagine just how much it would burn their soul.
Even if they saw it, they'd never understand. Spent all their lives being too busy to learn the basics about which game is good and why
Not A Bethesda unless they have a Revolver fed M4 with a under barrel grenade launcher that is on top of the sight, and the gun shoots electricity.
i didnt played stalker 2 yet ive played enought bethesda shit to see what ur talking about .
Fast Travel is hit or miss. The way Stalker is designed, I really like not having fast travel.
I was totally expecting "You're finally awake..."
You were trying to cross into the zone right walked into that Military ambush same as us and that bandit over there
Imagine a hobo just unloading a huge pile of loot on the ground and rolling around in it with profound satisfaction. Like a dragon on its hoard.
The loading screens on every door almost made me crash out
This is great. Thanks for sharing.
everytime you open the door it's a loading screen 😂
just like in fallout, the text language also changes randomly.
This was great man keep it up, the loading screens got me rolling.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2: Heart of the load screens.
It just works.
29 fps for cinematic experience... 🤣
The character turns so funny on his way out so he doesn't get confused in the montage 😂
The super slow walking contrasted to the super fast running is exactly why I always skill endurance
30 fps for a cinematic experience broke me 🤣
The code dial should just have been a text box
The oblivion music add in is hilarious 😂😂
Fallout 4 player here, can confirm I exhibit terminal loot goblin behavior
menu sound gave me ptsd
oblivion's environment is insanely great tho
Skif playing around in his pile of loot 😂at the end.
You forgot that the game would crash after dropping so many things on the ground lol.
It would be a one hell of experience to survive bethesda's "game-breaking anomalies" in Stalker 2
that lock picking thing was so triggering.
Missing Creation Club, Workbench and left hand Rifle such as AK, AR416
bethesda codes with magnetic drawing board
2:39 me, literally in every game where possible
...it would've been a better game.
Very unrealistic. Loading screens in Fallout 4 take from 1 to 100000 minutes... Sometimes i can leave for work and return home and the cell is not yet loaded...
Unrealistic, inventory UI isn't clunky enough.
Forgot to show the inventory mono color interface in a form of a list without icons and a very limited sorting functionality.
Imagine an open world game where you are able to explore every existent building, but the game is made by Bethesda, that would be a lot of loading screens
Now this is a Stalker I would play!
should of added more ads on the menu screen and added the creation club (paid mods)
You did Bethesda dirty, lol.
Creation club is missing and the PDA could use some convoluted Pip-Boy menus in eye piercing green
I’m a fan of fo4… I’m also a fan of stalker…. We can co exist guys!
Real, because this was def about how stalker fans hate Bethesda fans
@@TauntersTongue tbh everyone hates bethesda and their fans
Add in some fade in effects after the loading screen and I won't be able to tell the difference
As many bugs in the game I thought it was made by them lmao 🤣
You need more load screens!
Those loading screens :D
Haha love the 30fps in too right (for cinematic experience) 😂😂
We are missing npcs stuck on walls
i know exactly what will happen throughout this video, but it still amuses me because it involves shitting on bethesda's lastest flop games
This is the reason we love Bethesda's games😂
You forgot the creation club store on the title screen.
This is insane how there is no 'quit' in menu on PC.
The enemies should be bullet sponges and should not die when they got shot in the head, bad game bethesda
Dat "30 FPS for 'Cinematic Experience'" killed me. Though UE5fps is still giving the game undeu trouble.
btw, you can enter a code lock password using numlock
I died on lockpick minigame 😅
the doors xD!!!
Beeing a Developer for bethesda is a shame nowadays😂
You are a genious
2:32 there should be a loadscreen when you open the footlocker.
I mean my Game runs at 100 FPS so i Cant really talk but for others at least the FPS counter matches the actual Stalker 2 experience
Skyrim is one of my all time greats but this is so accurate 🤣🤣
But last part is totally accurate about stalker gameplay xD Just put all stuff in corpse and drag to nearest base :3
Hahaha, good sense of humour 😂👍👍
u forgot to install all comunity bug fixes before startiing game
Bro you must be on a pc with a RTX4090 and 600 gig of ram to have load times like that I'm on console and it takes at least 2 minutes for a butthesba load screen 🎉😮
i'd rather have loading screens if it means i can actually run this fking game smoothly
Aaayyyyy.......Blyaaaatt...😂😂😂😂😂
Scary how many people think this is what stalker 2 is actually like
Reality is just abunch of running and looting with the occasional mission, not to mention stalker 2 being completely janky and half broken. Crap was released unfinished and GSC lied, it’s ridiculous that people glug on it.
@@Slick-vo9hp ruzzke - glaz uzke
Tell me you didn't play the game without telling me you didn't play the game lol
@@ldSt3345 Shows how intelligent and mature you are calling me a “Russian” just because I called the game what it is, unfinished and lazy garbage. Same items, map and gameplay loop from the 2007 game just with a new story and a few new things and actual animations for the items from two decades ago. Won’t even go into detail about the insane amount of bugs and how it was released in that state with the AI system also being completely broken. Cope for GSC is insane and goes to serve as an example of how and why games have gotten worse over time, companies realized they can just release garbage because the majority of consumers are free of any intelligence and just throw their money at whatever while also defending it.
@@Slick-vo9hp nah, it was just a routine check, you failed it. Congrats!
@@ldSt3345 Say what you want, anyone with a brain will read these comments and that’s played the game through an unbiased view knows what I am talking about. All of GSCs talk of “gold” just to pay $117.42 for an ultimate edition game that isn’t even finished. No amount of jokes, opinions or lies can now deny the fact that GSC lied and released an unfinished game, plenty of information online for anyone to search up and find on how this game and company was deceiving, sure it might be a good game eventually but it’s the fact that GSC lied and released the game like this that makes people angry.
Anime of the year: Solo Leveling
This video could not be more wrong. First of all, if Bethesda made Stalker 2 it wouldn't be released until some time close to 2040 so you can pretty much stop here.
made me laugh
Its not accurate unless theres a fade to black transition througn doors that lasts longer than it takes to load the game so enemies on the other side can kill you before the fade ends
If Stalker 2 was made by Bethesda you would firstly be some form of a born character. Anomalyborn or radiationborn or something that makes u U! The fooking Money Ching sound and the XP amount is so BGS! It makes the player immersed into the world as they hearthat CHING and the XP bar flash it drives a loop of gameplay that from this day forward we will call the Bethesda Gameplay Loop and be done with it!
Stalker: If fallout was actually good. Cyberpunk: If borderlands and gta were cool. Starfield: if no man's sky wasn't terrible
Im sorry where were the people who talks in the backround and suddenly you have 50 side quests!?
lol :) Чуваче надзвичайно круте відео сміявся і плакав від сміху, дуже кумедний відос.
this got me good
2:28 unrealistic, you should broke at least 2 before open
0:06 in I was already laughing haha
So, the game would actually work...
What about the crappie gun designs?
Bethesda towns wouldn’t run at 20fps and releases with working systems
id like, but i dont wanna ruin the current 222 status
Funnily enough the amount of shit you can pick up in stalker 2 isnt fat off the elder scrolls games