I love how Jan has so many absurd health sensitivities and disgusting, fucked up digestive issues, whereas Steve can eat rotten dumpster shrimp, drink absolutely majestic quantities of 'sweet berry wine', then throw it all up and come out the other end smiling and seeking sandwiches. I guess a childhood of being fed actual poison by your mother tends to fortify the system, cos he's like the honey badger of channel 5 tv personalities!
Steven brule is mr incredibles brother i do not care what you say. Steven brule is mr incredibles brother who can eat any poison by spitting it out. Hes really strong and he survived his weird mother
“Because I SIT with it.” I suspect this got its inspiration from a relative of Tim or Eric. I can see a middle-aged aunt of Tim Heidecker saying it exactly like this.
This is probably the funniest thing that humanity has ever created. Tim and Eric are one in a billion geniuses, and they only work with the best actors on the planet. They make me happy that I'm alive at this point in time to witness this. They are the greatest of the greatest, absolute Gods.
Oh yeah right lol ! Good one, Minty, ya dangus. As if an A-List hunk like Odenkirk would ever associate w/ a ragtag bunch of D-pants celebrities like these two child clowns name of Tim & Eric ! Get real ! Ya blew it !
I've been there with wine like poor Dr. Brule....many many years ago, probably at least ten. I was seeing double and triple, and have never been so sick in my entire life. That was seriously the last time I drank in excess, no joke. Wine has some evil powers to make one that sick, and the mere sight of Dr. Brule sipping that red wine, then vomiting gives me nightmarish flashbacks.
I have never seen this before and I think I just pee'd my pants watching this. "No way jose I'm not spitting this stuff out.." OMFG "Peanut Nor" Amazing drunk acting. "What goes in the hole comes out the hole"
You're supposed to spit it out but I'm like no way Jose I'm not spitting it out, meanwhile get stupid drunk to the point that they carry you out to your car and you can't even get in it you just lay down on the pavement 😂😂😂😂 Priceless skit.
"This is what you do if you drink too much wine... Get your friends to carry you home... Tell your friends to carry you home and give ya more wine and sandwiches."
"If you drink too much wine, just get your friends to carry you home and give you more wine and a sawwich"
Thanks, Dr Steve! I will!
Will you marry me
Mary Magica ut hot wanna touch my bird
BlueHotdog no thank you
It's not just good advice, it's a whole philosophy of life!
Fer yet WHYYYNE!!! CaMere JANNY!
"And orgies are not too much fun if no-one wants to do with you"
Truer words were never said.
#ForYourHealth
Who cares about orgies...just a bunch of hunks!
The thinly-veiled resentment in his voice on that line is just perfect.
I was like Ben ditto 😂😭
I love how Jan has so many absurd health sensitivities and disgusting, fucked up digestive issues, whereas Steve can eat rotten dumpster shrimp, drink absolutely majestic quantities of 'sweet berry wine', then throw it all up and come out the other end smiling and seeking sandwiches. I guess a childhood of being fed actual poison by your mother tends to fortify the system, cos he's like the honey badger of channel 5 tv personalities!
Steven brule is mr incredibles brother i do not care what you say. Steven brule is mr incredibles brother who can eat any poison by spitting it out. Hes really strong and he survived his weird mother
A drunken Steve Brule stumbling towards you while calling your name must be the most terrifying experiences a woman can have.
Jaaaaannnnie
"Orgies are not too much fun if no one wants to do with you."
Oh, how true Dr. Brule, how true.
hey pussycat
@@WTAWWR08 woahohowoahhhh
"SWEET BERRY WINE" is my go to drunk phrase
Indeed
Wayne!!!!!
"No way Jose am i spitting this stuff out it tastes like fruit."
Stuart D dude that was the best part
I'm pretty sure his laugh was a bit of breaking character.
SWEET BERRY WINE!!
SWEEBERRY WINE
Peanut Nor
sweeeeeeeet berry wiiiine (in the tune of Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond)
Tim’s portrayal of an eccentric suburban California mom is so on point. The way he says “Well…” is perfect 0:22
That's why it's so familiar! All of the women in my family. Louie Anderson on Baskets was another perfect example of a California mom.
I've been living in California literally my entire life and I've never seen a suburban mom remotely similar to this at all.
I love when he's at his car."See yha... SEE YA TOMAROW"
favorite part
FOR YOUR HEALTH
This is one of my favorite scenes with Dr Steve Brule, John C. Reilly is a fantastic actor
He's one of the best! Absolutely!
For your health!
@@janesmith1840 For your wiiiiiiiine*
Mike Grab him!
I was born on same day as John C Reilly he freaking rules
Best. Drunk. Acting. Ever.
I don't think he was acting bro.
John Taylor
It is pretty damn realistic. I'm not 100% sure it was acting either.
ever heard of jim lahey?
Cody Dunsworth is the king of drunk acting.
RIP
"I don't even like wine. But guess what? You're gonna like it."
Because she sits with it.
Gotta watch that interior rash 😅
I've got a close friend who's a LOT like Jan when it comes to discussing her various 'health issues'...and that's all I'm gonna say about that!...
@@rachelreynolds6734 Getting too much bacterial growth in her spaghetti house.
@@perryneum 💀💀
Janny...let's make a dance.
“Because I SIT with it.”
I suspect this got its inspiration from a relative of Tim or Eric. I can see a middle-aged aunt of Tim Heidecker saying it exactly like this.
hahaha people that endure unnecessary pain so they can fuel their victim complex
The emphasis on the word "married" gets me every single time
Dr. Steve Brule is so lucky to have good friends like Jan and Wayne to carry him home whenever he has too much to drink. For Your Friends.
THAT SCREAM! THAT YELL BY TIM IS SO AMAZING
Wayne!!!!
"Tell your friends to carry you home and give you more wine and sandwiches." FOR YOUR HEALTH! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mike, get the door!
This is probably the funniest thing that humanity has ever created.
Tim and Eric are one in a billion geniuses, and they only work with the best actors on the planet. They make me happy that I'm alive at this point in time to witness this.
They are the greatest of the greatest, absolute Gods.
Tim Heidecker deserves extra credit here for emitting sounds that rival Mariah Carey’s highest notes in pitch and horror.
That line delivery kills me every time LOL 2:32
hahahah
Sounds like Barney from the Simpsons lolol
Jan seems like the kind of person who calls people "honey" in a condescending way but I think she is just being genuine when she says it to Dr Steve
They're actors dude. Jan objectively is not being genuine because she's a made up character. Don't say dumb stuff like this.
@@CirrowProductions no she's real. Beauty and elegance like that can't be faked
@@skelkankaos That's what you think man. You're an fing idiot.
@@CirrowProductionsway to ruin the fun
"Tell your friends to carry ya home, and give ya more wine and samwiche...For your health!"
I enjoy a dry peanut nor with my dumpster shrimp.
My suggestion box to the right has the dumpster shrimp scene right next to your comment haha !!!
Not recommended, peanut nor is a red...
Gotta make sure you have white whine with that shrimp!
From Delgrangos
BRINGO!
"Peanut nore"
John C. Reilly acting like a drunk version of an insane version of himself. Incredible.
I watch this with my wife every night we drink wine... Which ends up being most nights... Peanut Nor!
That's Pinot Noir lol
Matthew Anthony They know... he's spelling it out the way Steve pronounces it... Could you not figure that out?
Matthew Anthony Ya dont say...
Dingus....
Piña Noir...you bringo! This's a special wine from my region... you're the tipical hunk who thinks to know everything about everything
He is so loveable! I love how he is sorry and starts to cry! We have all made drunken asses of ourselves and had to apologize!!
Lololol
I like how the announcer says MARRIED news team like they are failures or something
I SHIT MY PANTS JUST NOW
That’s Bob Odenkirk
"Tell em how it tastes Steve. Ok lets do it!"
😂
"Because I sit with it" hahaha
What goes in the hole, comes out the hole".
Best medical advice ever.
They got the perfect frame of Dr Brule's face at the end.
What goes in the hole, comes out of the hole! Ahahahhaha dead.
Venus, I like the way you think....;)
Sounds like an ancient proverb
your body's rejecting it
Sooo many good quotes in this. I don't care what people think about T&E videos...you can't deny John C. Reilly's greatness.
Nearly nine years later and this is still one of my favorite sketches. I still quote the wine invented by the romans line when i see a wine.
because I sit with it
An unplated sky blue 1983 Honda Accord, what else would Dr. Brule drive?
1:33 the way tim grabs erics hand is so wife like damn
"And that's all she wrote!"
absolute gem … Met one of their crew that worked the day of this taping. JCM showed up in character. Talented dude.
"For your Wiinneeeee"
I wonder if John C. Reilly was really drunk for this. If not he seems to play drunk pretty well.
Kevin Lebby Myaaaat....Daymuuuun!
Kevin Lebby
Nah he got drunk
He even has that drunken looking his eye, lol
Not sure who J cR is but dr Steve Brule is hilarious
wtysont John C. Reilly is Dr. Steve Brule....
I miss you Jayson so very much this will always bring me happy memories of wine and cheese nights buddy✨you were my best friend! Rest easy
May his memory be a blessing.
Does Bob Odenkirk do the voiceover intro?
yes he does
essssssssssssss
Oh yeah right lol ! Good one, Minty, ya dangus. As if an A-List hunk like Odenkirk would ever associate w/ a ragtag bunch of D-pants celebrities like these two child clowns name of Tim & Eric ! Get real ! Ya blew it !
"Up in wine country"
get it all out hun your body's rejecting it
He was definitely drunk. That wine cough was 100% genuine. 😂😂😂
Dr Brule is Jesus! At 1:25 he picks up a white wine and drops a red wine in an instant.
That's it I'm converting to Brulethism
I've been there with wine like poor Dr. Brule....many many years ago, probably at least ten. I was seeing double and triple, and have never been so sick in my entire life. That was seriously the last time I drank in excess, no joke. Wine has some evil powers to make one that sick, and the mere sight of Dr. Brule sipping that red wine, then vomiting gives me nightmarish flashbacks.
This video is one of the greatest compilations of quotable one liners ever made.
The “MIKE!” that ripped out of Tim’s throat at the end is priceless
The best part is that Steve Brule has a car and can apparently drive
This was my childhood. 14 years ago already. Damn I miss this show!
Misunderstood this comment for a second and thought you meant that your childhood involved you getting wine drunk and chasing pretty newscasters
I come back to this little jewel everytime someone ask me if I want some wine.
John C did these reads so perfect lololol
"What goes in the hole comes out of the hole." Wise words.
I forgot how fucking legendary this skit is!
For your wine 🍷
This video is a certified hood classic in my circle, I would say about 90% of my friends are showing it to quote it regularly as do I
and the only MARRIED news team in the tri-county area...
nerosonic i love the emphasis on “married” it gets me every time.
I love how the boom operator is still following them.
...because I sit with it !
Sweet berry wine!!!!
your supposed to spit it out
I appreciate how the cameras on channel five never properly cut out, They just skip around in time.
Lmao Steve Brule - Absolute Win
If brule was a real person I'd be so scared of him drunk
WAYNEEEEEE WAYNEEEEEE!!!
at 1:30, he sets the bottle down so hard, i'm surprised it didn't break! I wonder if he was expecting it to.
Happy Birthday John C Reilly!!! Let's get ripped!!!
I have never seen this before and I think I just pee'd my pants watching this. "No way jose I'm not spitting this stuff out.." OMFG "Peanut Nor" Amazing drunk acting. "What goes in the hole comes out the hole"
I'm 'spozda spit it out... but No Way Jose I'motspitnisstuffout ittaselikefroot!!
For a second I thought he said “FEAR ALF” like the Sitcom from the 80’s. And it made the sketch even better for the 2 minutes I believed that.
From trash can seafood and seawater, to chipping a tooth with candy, to throwing up. True artist doing his craft
He became more normal after the wine 😂
Peanut nor!
Pinot Noir lol
I like the 666 in your name lol
Matthew Anthony i cant tell if you're just trolling or you're really just a dumb fuck
You're supposed to spit it out but I'm like no way Jose I'm not spitting it out, meanwhile get stupid drunk to the point that they carry you out to your car and you can't even get in it you just lay down on the pavement 😂😂😂😂 Priceless skit.
This will never get old, and a true comedy classic. What a goofy and great show lol. For you wiiiiine
I love this one and "Living on your lonesome" with the random doorbell noises.
I love how Steve experiences all of the stages of drunkenness in like a minute and a half 🤣
It’s the tiny cough after the chug that sends me….EVERYTIME 😂
Don't feel bad, Dr. We've all been there. Wine drunk is (one of) the worst hangovers. This is giving me flashbacks. 🤢
Its the sulfites that get ya.
the best steve brule segment by far
The fact that Dr Brule has a Radio Nueva Vida sticker on his car absolutely slays me!
I wish there was at least 30 minutes of this
This scene deserves a civic commendation and/or globally recognized award... Great Job!
"Orgies are never fun if no one wants to do it with you."
Truer words have never been said.
“Tell em how it tastes, Steve!”
-Steve Brule
Lol the way he screams “Steve!” at 2:29 cracks me up
Dude.
That is elite level funny.
Shee uh see ya tomorrow 👋
2:00 to 2:40 is me everytime I say "I'm not gonna drink that much tonight."
What goes in the hole comes out the hole
Jan & Wayne Skylar are my favorite news team
My favorite of all time
Because I SIT with it.
Let's make a dance.
Jan's face at 1:05
"What goes in the hole comes out of the hole." Kinky.
"And now the only ***MARRIED*** news team in the tri-county area, Jan and Wayne SKYLAR!" That emphasis on married always cracks me up.
Dr. Steve's first taste of alcohol since his mother's womb.
"This is what you do if you drink too much wine... Get your friends to carry you home... Tell your friends to carry you home and give ya more wine and sandwiches."
*PUKES* “What goes in the hole comes out of the hole”
I love how he says it in the form of a question, like a riddle or something lmao