Sal Vulcano - Possible Terrorism - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • When Sal Vulcano got someone else's package in the mail, he decided to play a little game with the intended recipient and ended up getting in way over his head.
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  • @standup
    @standup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    Get ready to cringe - watch comedians’ most insane fails from This Is Not Happening here: th-cam.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5oxn193dgOORoqNx9pE7wSl.html

    • @boxman7044
      @boxman7044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Goddammit sal everytime with "possible" terrorism

    • @marshmallowkat3857
      @marshmallowkat3857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Let me smell you're vagina" 😂

    • @mallorieminor233
      @mallorieminor233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey

    • @kevindurnantula
      @kevindurnantula 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Has anyone else always thought Sal is gay???

    • @kevindurnantula
      @kevindurnantula 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@marshmallowkat3857 Has anyone else always thought Sal is gay???

  • @salzshakes4895
    @salzshakes4895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1900

    Inbox (1): Salvatore Edward Anthony Vulcano, Jr.
    Subject: I have your pants

    • @mikem4213
      @mikem4213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahahaha hahahaha!!!!!!

    • @chillme4580
      @chillme4580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bro in an episode were they enter sals house murr goes for the peanut butter. if sal was allergic he wouldnt have peanutbutter in his house

    • @r1segoobyboi990
      @r1segoobyboi990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@chillme4580 its possible for an allergy to develop later on but i jave noticed things on the show that im pretty sure are staged for comedy.

    • @r1segoobyboi990
      @r1segoobyboi990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chillme4580 its still a good show either way

    • @leroylau8556
      @leroylau8556 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pants

  • @Forenzikproductions
    @Forenzikproductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3092

    This guy looks so much like Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico it’s crazy

    • @InstintoX84
      @InstintoX84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I see what you did there

    • @rikiishitoru8885
      @rikiishitoru8885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      The Jokers actually considered a punishment where one of them would have to legally change their name to Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico

    • @jmaxx7410
      @jmaxx7410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@rikiishitoru8885 Only if murr loses once again😂😂

    • @nayf7682
      @nayf7682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You mean Jacrispy?

    • @blueberry5063
      @blueberry5063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAO

  • @pickledfanta
    @pickledfanta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6245

    it’s almost become a talent to perfectly skip the “this is not happening” intro’s every time

    • @tessasparrow5881
      @tessasparrow5881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Hit L four times.

    • @missundies
      @missundies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@tessasparrow5881 That depends on what settings you have.

    • @danielb1194
      @danielb1194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      i kinda like them

    • @Ye4rZero
      @Ye4rZero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@danielb1194 they're awesome idk why people don't

    • @keithg5187
      @keithg5187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well why would u want to skip them .... lame

  • @cowboy8999
    @cowboy8999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1459

    I finally understand the "hey Laura nice pants" gig from the show.

    • @AdamFrancisco
      @AdamFrancisco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Oh wow. I saw this but didn't realize that's where it came from. Never connected the dots.

    • @fatdave124
      @fatdave124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He also says I like them shits in this set which is from the show lol

    • @danielbrown1724
      @danielbrown1724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      The 2 are completely unrelated.

    • @elixp7776
      @elixp7776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Not to mention his shirt that he has that says "I have your pants" in ransom type letters

    • @zaynahmed
      @zaynahmed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wouldn't it be "hey stacey" instead...

  • @strethy
    @strethy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4512

    I love sal , I don't even care what he's saying, his face just makes me happy

  • @Seantendo
    @Seantendo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4397

    Pretty good stand-up for someone who falls to the floor every time he laughs!
    (Guys, it's a play on words. Stand-up, fall down?)

    • @mathatter9158
      @mathatter9158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He does stand up.

    • @LudaChez
      @LudaChez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@mathatter9158 yeah but on the show he's always laughing through everything

    • @kttouchdownf2w
      @kttouchdownf2w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You’re a disposable human

    • @ipellaers
      @ipellaers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well... Wouldn't falling to the floor multiple times imply almost as many times of standing up?

    • @ipellaers
      @ipellaers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@noahchenier691 People who talk about "small cocks" are scientifically proven to suffer from micro penis.

  • @arrk
    @arrk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2190

    He’s funny he should be in a show w his 3 friends and do weird things in public or something

    • @Matty80822
      @Matty80822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      it'd be pretty cool if they like... pranked each other or forced each other to do uncomfortable things

    • @choochlordbeats7964
      @choochlordbeats7964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      But what would such a show be called?

    • @juandedomenico4306
      @juandedomenico4306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hey thats a pretty cool idea bro

    • @Ineigi
      @Ineigi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Brilliant idea!

    • @skeptical4446
      @skeptical4446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I gotta hunch they are more his co-workers then his friends

  • @deealexandra6928
    @deealexandra6928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1265

    “To prove I got them shits” is such NY slang 😂😂😂 I love hearing it come through in comedian acts

    • @BadBoyBobby85
      @BadBoyBobby85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Here it's, "It's to prove I gots that shit"

    • @sebitours1221
      @sebitours1221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Women and pizza are a lot alike, always better from NY😏

    • @clamcake1564
      @clamcake1564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thats a fahkin boston sayin kiddddd

    • @gallyturndrop5320
      @gallyturndrop5320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sebitours1221 actually youre thinking of ross township, kentucky.

    • @kevindurnantula
      @kevindurnantula 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Has anyone else always thought Sal is gay???

  • @yesreneau
    @yesreneau 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3745

    "Oh and by the way, Kinkos? No questions asked." ahahahha

    • @edvargo291
      @edvargo291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      YesReneau
      Yeah, until he got out of the store, Then you just know they all gathered around and talked about it!

    • @TheSnurtBurglar
      @TheSnurtBurglar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Did there need to be? The situation was pretty normal

    • @theiosif3632
      @theiosif3632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      100% ROFL

    • @johnarcher5312
      @johnarcher5312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who took that pic of him? I'm thinking this story might not be TOTALLY true...

    • @dmack47yo
      @dmack47yo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      John Archer never did a countdown selfie?

  • @nodataXXX
    @nodataXXX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3026

    This was one of the funniest uploads of TINH. I had no idea Sal was such a good stand up comedian.

    • @Jeffisboredd
      @Jeffisboredd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      NoData he loves Stand up, he performs a lot with another comedian named big jay oakerson

    • @nodataXXX
      @nodataXXX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Saul Tovar
      that's great I'll go check it out. thanks

    • @doubleeeeeee
      @doubleeeeeee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      damn I was thinking of big jay during this video since both these guys are so good at telling a story. that explains it

    • @kaylanelson5318
      @kaylanelson5318 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is my favorite story / the best I've heard on TINH. A++
      This story just topped my other favorite TINH story - T.J. Miller Has a Seizure.

    • @kaylanelson5318
      @kaylanelson5318 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ali Siddiq - Prison Riot
      I really liked that one too. Top 3 for me.

  • @laykantheealien5722
    @laykantheealien5722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    *"I want this ransom note to be on the up and up"*

    • @nightcat87
      @nightcat87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stay classy

  • @Parz1val465
    @Parz1val465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    Wait he cut out letters and put them on paper to scan it because you dont want to have any handwriting..for an email. Now Thats high!

    • @jjcoola998
      @jjcoola998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Edibles bro...

    • @Parz1val465
      @Parz1val465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@giuseppijimi woah woah woah. Tf

    • @kovichcrow
      @kovichcrow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No it is a common stereotype of terrorists and serial killers to write letters using magazine clippings

    • @gammagames1413
      @gammagames1413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kovichcrow yes specifically because they dont want their handwriting on the note. In an email it is just font. There is no hand writing anyways.

    • @bustinarant
      @bustinarant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@gammagames1413 Do you think he's playing games?

  • @Boricua4_Life
    @Boricua4_Life 7 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    "i never got the peanut butter" lmfao. killed it, Sal!

    • @jabraeclarit2320
      @jabraeclarit2320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jose Davila I wish he told us if she laughed or not

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jabraeclarit2320 I'll just assume she did

  • @TheMysticalFox
    @TheMysticalFox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2597

    This guy looks a lot like Jacrispy.

  • @TK-ui2th
    @TK-ui2th 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    "i thought it was gonna be a hoot, like a little light hoot. never in my dreams did i think it was a possible terror" 😂 such an underrated line, and probably applicable to every impractical jokers scene he's arrived to not knowing it was a punishment

    • @stanleygood5713
      @stanleygood5713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This guy looks a lot like Jacrispy.

  • @sacrilegiousboi978
    @sacrilegiousboi978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Sal was trying to replace the peanut butter jar that Murr violated during the home invasion punishment

    • @liahamilton8931
      @liahamilton8931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The pfp. The name. It’s brilliant. Chefs kiss

  • @Mr14blake
    @Mr14blake 7 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    how has this not been brought up on impractical jokers

    • @daveduncan518
      @daveduncan518 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      he brought it up on the podcast that he does with Q called What Say You? and I think he does an even better job of telling it there. episode 19. Q laughs so hard that he throws up. great stuff.

    • @tellemsteve-dave4276
      @tellemsteve-dave4276 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dave Duncan What Say You is great but TESD is on another level.

    • @daveduncan518
      @daveduncan518 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ben Rawding that's what I'm hearing. I'll have to check that out next. especially since WSY hasn't released a new episode since who knows when.

    • @Flieguy
      @Flieguy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tesd Ants in the house!

    • @johnherovillegas9101
      @johnherovillegas9101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it is now :)

  • @JoJoFan87
    @JoJoFan87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    He is legit a funny guy on and off Impractical Jokers.

    • @mikee702
      @mikee702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ehhh...not really lol

    • @JoJoFan87
      @JoJoFan87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mikee702 Your opinion.

    • @mikee702
      @mikee702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JoJoFan87 everything is opinions here unless factual numbers are cited lol in my opinion he would be funny at a teenager age or under.

    • @soulfly3438
      @soulfly3438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      why do you think they gave him a show and pay him tens of thousands per episode? did you think he wasnt funny?

  • @longdongdaddyfromcincinnat9083
    @longdongdaddyfromcincinnat9083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Having flashbacks to “hey Laura, those are nice pants!!”

  • @BabbleOnComedy
    @BabbleOnComedy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    When he dressed up in the pants and suit he looks like mr incredible when he is in the bank

  • @bsilkwood8272
    @bsilkwood8272 7 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    Should have called Larry to help.

    • @Jamushu
      @Jamushu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Larry wouldn't have picked up.
      Whenever you need the guy, *_he's just never around!_*

    • @brandonmalik3329
      @brandonmalik3329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s joe not sal

    • @cilliancooney3950
      @cilliancooney3950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LARRY!!!!!

    • @jacobsilverman4645
      @jacobsilverman4645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fun fact, if you have noticed they haven't made a "Larry" reference in awhile, it's because the original Larry sued the show for copyright, using his name without permission. They are not allowed to make Larry jokes anymore.

    • @blackhoodie3461
      @blackhoodie3461 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacob Silverman - how? You being sarcastic? Lmao

  • @milkitalix2419
    @milkitalix2419 7 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    first time I have heard sal swear

    • @gabbyburton1999
      @gabbyburton1999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      shintaro amano It's great.

    • @mandutumuch4480
      @mandutumuch4480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikt I found it weird

    • @welshdober
      @welshdober 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He had a few funny lines on the big jay roast

    • @missundies
      @missundies 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@welshdober Is that video here on yt?

    • @welshdober
      @welshdober 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Karolin S I believe so

  • @kevinfager.
    @kevinfager. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    He’s right about knowing how to live. That is exactly what he should have done in that scenario. Also it’s impressive that he found the letters to spell out peanut butter…idk 8 times over.

  • @Pigsbum53ASMR
    @Pigsbum53ASMR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Hey at least he went to sleep without having it figured out! Or he would have gotten sooo anxious

    • @acenanu121
      @acenanu121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      someone here knows how edibles work hahahahahahaha

  • @zackcraft7204
    @zackcraft7204 7 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    He knocked it out of the park. One of the best stories yet

  • @theaxehandle1
    @theaxehandle1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Prepare for something amazing!

  • @yesreneau
    @yesreneau 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    5 years later, and I still love this video as much as I did when I first found it 🤣

    • @pwills122
      @pwills122 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      same. i miss this series so much 😭

  • @captainwonderwoman5049
    @captainwonderwoman5049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I love Sal Vulcano he’s the one who makes me laugh when he’s in the impractical jokers and he always make me smile and brighten me up

  • @mrlevinielsen
    @mrlevinielsen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1636

    Wow, none of any of these jokes even compare to Arnold Schwarzenegger finding an onion ring in his fries.

    • @jmrbug9623
      @jmrbug9623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Why isn't this comment the most liked comment?

    • @SwashbucklingToday
      @SwashbucklingToday 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@jmrbug9623 penis

    • @Cori761
      @Cori761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Who did that joke?

    • @aronquemarr7434
      @aronquemarr7434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I understand this because of Family Guy.

    • @Xtremecarfan10188
      @Xtremecarfan10188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @lorolo6848
    @lorolo6848 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1613

    It took me so long to remember Americans call trousers pants. This story was a lot different when I thought he meant underwear

    • @laurenescarcha3246
      @laurenescarcha3246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol

    • @james4727
      @james4727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@laurenescarcha3246 lol in what country does pants mean underwear? Where im from pants and trousers are interchangeable.

    • @laurenescarcha3246
      @laurenescarcha3246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@james4727 good question

    • @Menibor1
      @Menibor1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      James he was just trying to be funny...... no where in the world so people think pants are underwear

    • @unoriented_x4957
      @unoriented_x4957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I was wondering if there were any other Brits here who a bit confused by "pants" :)

  • @user-gy2jy9pp1t
    @user-gy2jy9pp1t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Wait, what?! Sal does stand up?! Omg in love!

    • @LFBiSyn
      @LFBiSyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah he’s hilarious in stand up

  • @aadhil2185
    @aadhil2185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This guy is funny he should have a tv series with 3 of he’s good friends

  • @nodataXXX
    @nodataXXX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    I love Impractical Jokers... and I love This Is Not Happening... This is a good day.

  • @triplet2381
    @triplet2381 6 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    He had me at the punchline 😂 “I didn’t get the peanut butter”

  • @sportsboyjon
    @sportsboyjon ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Sal is a great story teller and this bit made me laugh harder than any other "this isnt happening" scene!

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's even better that he brings proof that he actually did it, the photos and the note itself. Without those it's a "That's a pretty funny story" but because he proves that it actually happened, the reality of it sinks in and it's even funnier. I mean the note alone is dedication

  • @PetePanaia
    @PetePanaia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Sal? Very funny stuff! Your Uber driver in Pittsburgh today (04-13-2019)

    • @midwestbambi
      @midwestbambi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      you were his uber? i heard he’s really nice in person!

  • @18idlesuggest
    @18idlesuggest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I died when he actually showed the actual photos xD

  • @greylyons816
    @greylyons816 7 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    im laughing my ass off right now. this guy is hysterical.

    • @Papi_Luis2001
      @Papi_Luis2001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Grey Lyons when’s the last time you’ve heard somebody say the word
      Hysterical
      😂😂😂😂😆

  • @justinhenry6028
    @justinhenry6028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This guy is an actual master of funny storytelling

  • @BH-2023
    @BH-2023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This man looks strikingly like Prince Herb. It's uncanny

  • @Dazen101
    @Dazen101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I'm fucking dying. That was gold

  • @SuperGensler
    @SuperGensler 7 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    Super proud of Sal, this is just good stuff.
    Keep killing it Ari!

    • @manuelmezquita9462
      @manuelmezquita9462 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ryan Gensler idk if u heard a podcast called TESD Q from IJ is in it all 300 ep before the show, anyways Sal is in the show as well on some episodes...shit gets funny

    • @sirdigbychickenceasar4474
      @sirdigbychickenceasar4474 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Manuel Mezquita sal and q got a podcast them selves called what say you

    • @manuelmezquita9462
      @manuelmezquita9462 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sir digby chicken ceasar I know but it's ah...more pg? in tesd they really go at it

    • @SuperGensler
      @SuperGensler 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ??? I have no idea what you just said.

    • @sirdigbychickenceasar4474
      @sirdigbychickenceasar4474 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ryan Gensler basically the tesd podcast has a lot of bad language where as the what say you podcast is more pg( parental guidance(less swear words ))

  • @lukedguy1253
    @lukedguy1253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Woah this guy kinda looks like the guy from Impractical Jokers

    • @vinny7297
      @vinny7297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know that's what I was thinking they look exactly alike

    • @ryanhalley2314
      @ryanhalley2314 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok den crazy

    • @sopita2236
      @sopita2236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ha get it cuz he actually is from impractical jokers except they stated it clearly in the beginning of the video so literally everyone who watched knows this

    • @lukedguy1253
      @lukedguy1253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sopita2236 ok

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sopita2236 you must be so fun to hang out with.

  • @KingKenny.
    @KingKenny. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Sal has that normal everyday guy vibe to him , its great to see him doing great career wise !

  • @mikecantreed
    @mikecantreed 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    This mightve been the best one yet.

  • @joshaugust8721
    @joshaugust8721 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Damn
    Sal
    Killed

  • @leroyalexander_
    @leroyalexander_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    First time seeing sal do stand up. And it was flawless for me. Dude was meant for the stage. My favourite joker to date. Anymore?

  • @hashslingingslasher666
    @hashslingingslasher666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That was actually really solid and tight. I didn’t know he could stand up.

  • @909Pocahontas
    @909Pocahontas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1301

    "Do you think I'm playing games?" Lmfao! I want to get high with Sal!

    • @alij7232
      @alij7232 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      elisa gonzales That's not much of a life goal.

    • @909Pocahontas
      @909Pocahontas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      So you assume this is my life goal?

    • @909Pocahontas
      @909Pocahontas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Haha so getting high with sal should be frowned upon? I'm not the typical square you seem to be use to.

    • @alij7232
      @alij7232 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I never implied that you were square. Just that you would not even have to try with 'Sal.' Sure, he might lead you on for a while, make you think that he was doing you a favor or something, but you would not get out with a positive self-image.

    • @ryancromer5046
      @ryancromer5046 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Ali J Are you for real? You're a fucking idiot kid

  • @gabrielcalmon8516
    @gabrielcalmon8516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    every time he says "wouldn't be great...?" i break into tears laughing. I don't even know what's he's gonna say, but I know it's gonna be good

  • @JargonMadjin
    @JargonMadjin ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I never got the peanut butter."
    Sal you absolute genius

  • @tfox285
    @tfox285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I have to watch this again every so often, it is a work of art and brings me so much joy.

  • @saraheye
    @saraheye 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love Sal 😂 totally losing it picturing him making those ransom notes

  • @andymerc1074
    @andymerc1074 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    this might be the best one ive ever seen n ive seen every single one

    • @4everNdeavor
      @4everNdeavor 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Second best to Mexican got on boots

  • @Shystee53
    @Shystee53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I used to work at Kinko's, I guarantee that wasn't even the weirdest thing they saw that day lmao.

  • @tammicadenhead2600
    @tammicadenhead2600 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Ive met him twice and he is hilarious

    • @SLIKWRXLD
      @SLIKWRXLD 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Congratulations. Want a cookie?

    • @jimhaberlin6937
      @jimhaberlin6937 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SLIKWRXLD A peanut butter cookie?

  • @gengivitis7448
    @gengivitis7448 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    How can you not love Sal with stories like this 😂

  • @TheVioletWolf
    @TheVioletWolf ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Brilliant story-telling. I need more friends like this in my life.

  • @Fatzilla666
    @Fatzilla666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Never in my wildest dreams I’d think this is possible terrorism.. I thought this was gonna be a hoot

  • @domjonas
    @domjonas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Would've never guessed he could fit in a sz 6 lol

  • @NedTheDread
    @NedTheDread 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I almost literally threw up I was laughing so hard. One of the best stories I've seen on this series.

  • @bigkeith1022
    @bigkeith1022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    if he was renting from me and he did that to my girlfriend... then told me about it the way he did his landlord... i probably woulda lowered his rent by 50-100 dollars a month...

    • @kowalski2933
      @kowalski2933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like your cut g

    • @soulfly3438
      @soulfly3438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ya def. you have to strike a friendship. men know you need this around you. women say creepy. men realize its the best

  • @JenifAR87
    @JenifAR87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why would anyone give this a thumbs down? Sal Vulcano....Hero. Every. Time.

  • @Icntrltebro
    @Icntrltebro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I added this to my favorites

  • @npc1172
    @npc1172 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    is sal a stand up comic? if not hes a natural

    • @jakobsime4190
      @jakobsime4190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ya he is

    • @victoria-nu9hv
      @victoria-nu9hv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he was a standup comic before the show actually. he has been for a while

  • @rustyowl1979
    @rustyowl1979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Cranjis? Cranjis McBasketball?

  • @MasculineByNature
    @MasculineByNature 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best story I’ve heard on here, hilarious!!!

  • @Kazziebot
    @Kazziebot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    shout out to WSY peeps who heard this forever ago

    • @robertjackson6056
      @robertjackson6056 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      RobotSucré and if you don't listen to What Say You then Go F*ck Yourself. 😆

    • @OpticalFunkllusions
      @OpticalFunkllusions 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HASHTAG go fuck yourself

  • @cptrex98
    @cptrex98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Where do i buy those prints? Seriously, I want those on my wall

    • @demitrisolvinski
      @demitrisolvinski 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kinkos...did you not watch the video?

    • @cptrex98
      @cptrex98 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      But I can't buy them there tho, you just go there to print out your own images right? Cause it'd be pretty weird if you could go buy my pictures that I printed for myself

    • @demitrisolvinski
      @demitrisolvinski 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Didn't realize you meant his prints, my bad Email him, I bet he'd get a kick out of you wanting them.

    • @cptrex98
      @cptrex98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      good idea

    • @Marccp
      @Marccp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well the photos are on the What Say You website (his podcast), along with scans of the ransom note. You may be able to use those.

  • @chrisp9098
    @chrisp9098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Excellent story driven comedy. Laughs throughout and a great pay off at the end. Couldn't ask for more.

  • @anthonyxkenshin9579
    @anthonyxkenshin9579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i guess this is why sal has a "I HAvE YoUR PaNts" shirt

  • @spotnuk
    @spotnuk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I'm a big stand-up comedy fan, I watch some videos every day. Sometimes I do chuckle a bit, but this had me in tears.

  • @tunefox_draws5312
    @tunefox_draws5312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "I never got the peanut butter" XDD

  • @troubled_envy
    @troubled_envy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The fact that he remembered to take all those precautions while being stoned is pretty amazing. I can't remember what I ate for breakfast this morning.

  • @hartsock9253
    @hartsock9253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is still by far the best “this is not happening” skit. Love it! 😂😂😂

  • @stoneseabolt
    @stoneseabolt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sal is so much funnier and more interesting than I'd have guessed. This is one of the best stories I've ever heard.

  • @colinabbondante
    @colinabbondante 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hands down the best one, Sal killed it

  • @justdrop
    @justdrop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Some of these make me laugh under my breath. This one was actually funny.

  • @eliz4293
    @eliz4293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    his voice makes me so happy, my husband is so precious😍❤

  • @JustOrgil
    @JustOrgil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I had a whole different image in my head throughout the joke until he showed those pictures because pants usually mean underwear in the UK lol

  • @Forenzikproductions
    @Forenzikproductions 7 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    This is honestly the best TINH stories, besides the TJ Miller one of course

    • @eraldylli
      @eraldylli 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What?! I wonder whether after a year you still stand by that claim.

    • @jacobpieters4500
      @jacobpieters4500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rare Videos by Javier Vargas TV! Or Bert Kreichser

    • @gjuttla704
      @gjuttla704 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And sister Hyacinth lol

    • @ocgmercury
      @ocgmercury 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They should get Gabriel Iglesias on this bitch.

    • @compressedpoop
      @compressedpoop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sean Patton

  • @maddiegrace7923
    @maddiegrace7923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    sal crack me up my stomach hurt from laughing at sal he is so funny 😀😁😂🤣😃😄😅😆☺🙂🙃

  • @superpennyable
    @superpennyable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I was staring at my screen so hard going "...is that Sal?". Then I saw the title and went "....oh"
    *Click*

  • @KC-xs6tb
    @KC-xs6tb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    _She knew, exactly as he said "I never got the peanut butter", that it was definitely him._

  • @Viva.Artistry
    @Viva.Artistry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I've never laughed so hard at an episode of this is not happening

  • @danacam9248
    @danacam9248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Even after hearing this on the podcast it's still absolutely hilarious

  • @cagedsexybeast
    @cagedsexybeast 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is the first time I've seen Sal do stand-up. He's a brilliant storyteller. Love it.

  • @DoesNotInhale
    @DoesNotInhale 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wow. Simply brilliant. The mannerisms, bringing in show and tell items, his delivery and method are entirely unique among comics. Sal is going to become one of the greatest stand ups of all time

  • @ericgoodwinart
    @ericgoodwinart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is still one of my favorite stories I’ve ever heard in standup. Sal’s storytelling ability is fantastic!

  • @ambassador8524
    @ambassador8524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love this guy I’m glad he is doing stand up. I have been watching his shows for 3 years now. Jersey Pride!

  • @devontamosley4487
    @devontamosley4487 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Quiet down, stepchildren.

  • @Top10Archive
    @Top10Archive 7 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    You guys need to start doing intros like this more often.. the aliens are dumb.

  • @HamburgerMolester
    @HamburgerMolester 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's right. Gotta make your own fun in life.

  • @kristinj3339
    @kristinj3339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It never gets old

  • @tomfromtheroughcraft9588
    @tomfromtheroughcraft9588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He earned every laugh on that, he worked HARD for everyone of them. Solid stand up. Best ive seen on "This Is Not Happening"

  • @suzannenichols6900
    @suzannenichols6900 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Famous last words
    "but then I THOUGHT..."
    😂

  • @dt28469
    @dt28469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That closing statement was gold 😂😂😂

  • @plaguedvenice
    @plaguedvenice 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    absolutely scrumptious storytelling

  • @spaloogaloo3705
    @spaloogaloo3705 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I love sal vulcano! He ERUPTS of laughter!!!
    I'll leave

    • @missundies
      @missundies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So..do you love him /because/ he erupts of laughter or what? It would've been sooo much better if you've said "he makes me erupt with laughter"

    • @menace5548
      @menace5548 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good idea