Cancerous Ecelebs Present: Top Ten Hottest Female Sonic Character's
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Disclaimer: This video was reuploaded as a joke between friends because we thought it was funny. Turns out even toxic individuals can find a video you like. If you harass the individual in the video, you're a pretty big scumbag. Leave your stupid comments here instead of bothering them.
Gotta ask since its been a question rattling around in my brain for a while now. Are you the original creators of the video (because you said you only re-upload it) and if so, was the original intent of the video to be satirical or to share a genuine opinion?
I still can't tell whether the individual in the video is making fun of sonic fans or if they're a sonic fan themselves.
I just searched this up for nostalgia and just now you comment on this after 12 years?
@@marcusgabriel8365 I assume it's because of the attention this video has been receiving from Dunkey and Doobus Goobus both referencing it in recent videos.
@@nicholas3445 No I'm not the person behind the video, but the person behind the video still gets comments on their new videos about this. Yeah I think this video is funny. No, I don't bother him about it. I think it's pretty mentally ill to do that to a guy. (Which eceleb fans tend to be, as they create cults of personalities around literal losers.)
I would never harass this legend
My absolute favorite part of this video is how 90% of the entries are just him saying "This character has hair, and that's pretty hot."
He likes lots of hair.
Don't most of us like hair?
Trichophilia
Yes, that is a real word.
Hair IS pretty hot ngl, a good weave can boost ANYONE'S physical appearance by a lot.
Not only was Guptil leaving Bunnie Rabbot off the list factually incorrect, it also cost us the cringekino of what he'd say about her and the things that put her on his list. The long braid she grows out would definitely be one of the things that puts her high on the list of Sonic females. And besides, not only does she have a leather jacket and cowboy hat, but
"Rocket boosters AND an arm cannon?! Woah mama!"
She's attractive and is the size of an average human mother
MOMMY
O
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M
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Gotta love that rilf.
Woah mama
1 2 button my shoe 1 2 3 4 5 ahhh ahhh ahhh 1 2... 2 10 year olds... 1 2 3... 3 arcs of hair sticking out Amy's forehead..
1...
1 undeniable erection
ShemyDjent LMFAO
“Two things that make her attractive are the fact that she wears a dress and...” 🧐 a true intellectual I see
@@Spearmph2 "Women who are well dressed can look good" No fucking shit.
Wearing a dress doesn't make someone well dressed, though. Or do you want to tell us about how hot you find Amy Rose?
@@Spearmph2 Isn't Malon like 11 years old? 🤣
@@JesseColton If you bother to play past the first 3 Dungeons there's a huge time skip where she's an adult
@@Spearmph2 same goes for men, men in suits are also hot which is basically why tumblr sezymen exist DX
@@Spearmph2 You failed at not sounding like a neckbeard
Summary: 10: Amy Rose. Traits: 3 smooth long hair spikes and has big hammer.
9: Cosmo. Traits: is Tails’ significant other.
8: Vanilla The Rabbit. Traits: is the size of an average human mother.
7: Wave the Swallow. Traits: High mechanical IQ (Matches that of Tails), 2 long feathers that extend from her head to her calves, and droopy eyes.
6: Tikal the Echidna. Traits: trapped herself in the master emerald.
5: Mina Mongoose. Traits: can run nearly as fast as Sonic, is a pop star.
4: Blaze the cat. Traits :Pyro kinesis, has 45 degree feathers on her head like a Native American, has a different attitude from the other females, and her love interest is Silver.
3: Julie Su the Echidna. Traits: Has cascading quills and hair. Smart, knows what to do, and is a freedom fighter. Side note: her future self’s pony tail is extremely long.
2. Princess Sally Acorn. Traits: Heir to the throne, Sonic’s first romance, the only character that used to not wear clothes, brave, and athletic. Like a mother to tails. Has very long hair and married Sonic in the future.
1. Rouge the Bat. Traits: can fly, is as strong as Knuckles, and has been known to seduce other characters. Has 2 love interests, Knuckles and Shadow. Rouge is only interested in gaining jewels, (especially the chaos emeralds) and has quite an obsession. Temporary has exposed cleavage, and has 3 different outfits.
I love how the game grumps channel liked this mess.
Random Nerd that's the only way I found my way here, and I was really hoping it was going to be ironic. I want my 9 minutes back, Arnold and Denny.
Zac Q Same 😂.
Which episode?
Hack Player 7 they didn’t have it on a episode. They just have this video on their liked playlist on their channel.
Danny is a furry.. confirmed?
this is 1000% real, because no sane person would do in-depth research into weird ass sonic tv shows and comics for a satire meme video.
I would. That being said I don't think I could make a satire video as convincing as this.
I wouldn't need to, because I actually watched the Sonic shows
Especially because this was at the latest made in 2010 and back then it wasn't easy to find this much info on obscure characters without doing some deep digging. Now you could likely find all of this info in a couple of days but back then you would have to piece stuff together from different sites especially for the comics stuff.
4chan users do exist though
@@1810jeff that sounds more like 2005 internet than 2010.
''My deduction skills, as a detective, tell me that this man has quite possibly, never had sex.''
- Inspector Gadget
brrrrrrrrrrown bricks in minecrap
"He's a nerd, and I hate nerds more than I hate MAD Agents."
@@HammerGeoLarrup "Oh look: a free iPad!"
You can shut up, now.
Love your boognish pfp
Let's not lie. No matter how cringe this is, #1 is TECHNICALLY right, which is everyone's problem.
We all knew it was there
This needs to be preserved/archived in the US government
Liked by Game Grumps. Dan is furry confirmed.
Bobbi Boggs dan wasn’t there at the time it was either arin or jontron
follow me on reddit th-cam.com/video/zxGGMYZqJhk/w-d-xo.html
People who's here from the Doobus Goobus animation:
Here
Yup
Who else was sent by doobus goobus
yup
Me
2:17 is the most underrated quote from this video
I just love the way he says BAHD GAIS with the fucking goofiest picture of eggman he could pick
2:56 the moment he becomes possessed
Oh hey, the new Game Grumps episode finally explains why they liked it
victikirby15 which episode?
atmospheric ; Skyward Sword episode 17
can you just tell me instead
ZionSype
no.
HEY
Valentine's Day 2022 would have felt empty without this video
It's that time of year again...
"Amy Rose, Age 11 (Physically 17)"
She's 12, so it's still disturbing. The whole age issue Archie came up with was really dumb.
I feel like this is the stuff they played on the GameStop store TV's when it was nearly closed.
I really want this video to be legit. If it’s satire, this guy is a genius. If it’s not, thank you lord for this unintentional fantastic video. What a price to pay…
It's funny bcuz hes 100% serious
Or is he?
Everyone keeps saying game grumps brought them here.
What about Oneyplays?
"If only we can see her take wing"
2 years ago: Here from game grumps
2 weeks ago: Here from oney
2 days ago: here from dunkey
Bros gonna get bullied 💀 💀 💀
the game grumps liked this, I hope you're proud of yourself. congrats dude 👍
The fact that he made this 13 years ago and IT STILL HOLDS UP is incredible
4:51 when you get the Nike kicks
This is the absolute coolest guy to ever exist. No one else can compare.
This feels like if Chris Chan had actual speech skills
This is one of the greatest videos ever made.
this is easily in my top 10 favorite videos ever made. His weird obsession with hair, overuse of the word "female," and wonderful quotes such as "What a price to pay!" "Look at that pony tail! now we're talkin'!!!" "if only we could see her take wing." Every line and frame in this video is absolutely perfect
"1, 2, button my shoe!!" Had me rolling. He said it with such genuine excitement
"She's attractive, and is the size of an average human mother." I was rolling.
Epic
“One! Two! Three! Four! FIVE! AHH AAH AAHHHH!!”
“Anyways...”
"You could play in thr Himalayas for hours"
"She's attractive and the size of an average human mother." This video is the GOAT.
What that doesn’t turn you on?
*"Numero Ocho"*
@supersoniclegend 3 delicious feet
Why does he want multiple characters to be his mom
@@henrynelson9301 no, he wants them to be his mommy
"Her forty-five degree ponytail makes her look like a native american"
I fucking choked on my water
When getting ready for a powwow, you have to make sure the angle of your feather/ponytail is exactly 45 degrees. If it’s so much as 1 degree off, you’ll be disowned and kicked off the res.
Schrodinger's Satire: When you can't possibly believe that someone would make a piece of media without it being a joke, but it's delivered with such convincing sincerity that you have no way of knowing if it is or isn't ironic.
naww it's called poes law buddy
I can assure you, this isn't satire, this was made completely unironically.
this can't be real dude, I'm in stiches here
Based on his own pinned comment I think hes dead serious 💀
If only we could see her take wing…
I like how Amy is attractive because she has “three big very smooth arcs of hair”
coming out her forehead i might add
And wears a dress
Where else do you see that
I can be attractive, too. My dreams have been realized!
I tell you hwat though, she ain't the size of an average mother
“The size of an average human mother” Ah yes a very common metric.
Americans will use any excuse to not use the metric system
@@ironic7583 cause its lame ass hell measuring in mothers is fun
freud wheezing in his grave rn
Hey babe I'm the height of a average human mother
@@bruhboi7935 if only we could see take wing
My absolute favorite part about this video is that it’s about how hot the characters are and yet the only time he brings up their looks is when he talks about her hair
Triangle fetish
He just has a profound respect for the art of cosmetology
You forgot about when he said Vanilla was the size “of an average human mother”
Or how he wants to motorboat the fruitbat.
So this is what Ben Shapiro was doing In high school.
Christ
Makes perfect sense...
FUCKING LMFAO
I wonder if Ben's wife's boyfriend knows he was into Sonic Palcomix?
Lmao
Chris O'Neill knows this video by heart.
He was the original author
Which video does he mention it in? I think it’s actually two videos, both in the worms series. I can’t find it!
@@99cents49 he mentions it in "worms drive me bananas"
His eyes roll into the back of his head while reciting it
@@OfficerHotpants explain.... How do you know that????
>Makes list of hottest female sonic characters
> "Who wouldnt want to flirt with any male, any time, anywhere?"
This man is truly a complex individual
bisexuality
@@larsfrommars whoa he's bisexual, I didn't know that.
"average human mother"
Well, he does start the video out by calling Sonic himself attractive. I'd say that's case closed.
If he came back and made a Top 10 Hottest Male Sonic Characters then it would either cause world peace or premature heat death of the universe.
It's widely known that Vanilla carries the exaggerated swagger of an average human mother.
Lmaoooooooooooo
Things that make you attractive:
Being blue-colored
Being the height of an average human mother
Having 3 very smooth streaks of hair
Wearing a dress
Droopy eyes
Very long feathers
Looking humanoid
Controlling fire
Having a ponytail that makes you look like a native-American
Having an attitude different from the other females
Cascading quills and hair
Long ponytail
Imma gonna add all those together to create the perfect sonic oc
I can understand “looking humanoid” but the rest is questionable
Don't forget being able to fly
So being cybergoth?
Don't forget, "not doing much".
His fucking reasonings for why they’re hot will always be the funniest part of this video. He seems to have a thing for long hair, mothers, and ethnic royalty.
grab yourself a glass of OJ and a celery stick and lets game
That’s the best Zach quote ever
Open your gamer juice and take a swig!!
Too much sugar in OJ.
I always wanted a girl that I can call "the average size of a human mother"
All human non mothers are usually shorter
I’m convinced he used “mother” because he had been saying female the whole video and wanted to change it up… because mothers aren’t a different size from any other woman😭
this feels like something old matpat would make
No I don't even think he would stoop THIS low.
It's giving early Vsauce vibes (look at his first videos).
I swear matpat did a top 10 sexiest female characters in video games but I can’t find it anymore
@@codycarney2311Watch the game theory boobs video
*_NOw We'Re TaLkiNG_*
One, two *button my shoe!*
Whether this video is ironic or serious, it is a thing of beauty and we should cherish it.
All good genuine cringe should be archived and protected
this is dead serious
This guy is 100 percent legit
Cringe is a valuable resource
Why do people think it's ironic? He was obviously being serious.
This should be in the Library of Congress
Omw there now
i absolutely refuse to believe that this wasnt the result of a lost bet
Idk man he sounds pretty serious
Why tho
He is a sonic fan !
He probably considered this video his peak in life
@@themendorean or look back at this and feel dread
Nah this is 100% genuine.
I don't care if this guy ended up being a pro fighter, jacked af, had three ph D's, and made this video as a joke, I would still fight him over Vanilla's placement
I definitely thought that said "jacked off" for a second there
Yeah she's my #2 rouge is still my #1
@@PALACIO254 finally someone with taste
@@Evil_Tuxedo_Steve Rouge gets 1st. (Body)
Vanilla is 2nd. (experience)
Sally is 3rd. (Actual true love)
Yeah, being the size of an average human mother is very attractive
_"Vector the Crocodile falls in love with Vanilla the Rabbit. Kinda silly, don't you think?"_
Says the human gushing over 9 different animals.
*WHAT A PRICE TO PAY*
I fuckin love that quote, it brought me so much joy.
Aero *INDEED*
I had to be the 421st like...... WHAT A PRICE TO PAY
THE TRAINS RAN 15 MINUTES LATE
Pesky Censorship!
>Sonic
>Sweetheart
>Speaks spanish for no reason
>Mother fixation
This guy is Chris-chan
Oh my god
barb was the average height of a human mother, so it all makes sense !
That or maybe he's Chris-chan's long lost brother
This is less of a character profile and more of an archetype
No brother
He is the least insane sonic fan
“The Sonic Universe might also be classified as Hot Chick Heaven”
Pure Gold
Lyrics:
Sonic the Hedgehog. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up. He can run at sound speed, take out enemies in a flash, and best of all, he's blue colored and knows how to handle the females. Speaking of females, the Sonic universe might also be classified as "Hot Chick Heaven" because there's such a mess of very beautiful and tough women that it will make you love the franchise even more! And since Valentine's Day is around the corner, I've been inspired to make a top 10 list of the most beautiful female Sonic characters. Grab yourself a snack and a glass of orange juice, and try not to reach through the screen because HERE WE GO!
10: Try this question on for size. Who chases and hugs Sonic all the time and wields a powerful hammer? Why it's Amy Rose of course! Though more of a cutie than a hottie, you can't deny the fact that she's still attractive. Two things that make her attractive are the fact that she wears a dress, and when have you ever seen 3 big, very smooth arcs of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't! So once again, Amy Rose is lovely; that is until she goes berserk and starts hitting stuff with her hammer.
Who's at number 9? It's this alien plant girl from a distant planet. Cosmo, from Sonic X. She arrived on the character's planet to deliver a message saying that the galaxy was under attack by a force called the Metarex. She doesn't do much except tell people to stop fighting and focus on the real matter at hand. The real reason she lands at the #9 is that she becomes Miles "Tails" Prower's sweetheart, something Tails needed for a long while.
Numero Ocho. Cream the Rabbit's mother, Vanilla. She's attractive and the size of an average human mother. What really surprises me about her is that the leader of Team Chaotix, Vector the Crocodile, falls in love with her. Kinda silly, don't you think? She's another character that doesn't do much, but in a season 3 episode of Sonic X, she helps Chris Thorndyke get into space to fight the Metarex along with Sonic and friends.
What number's next? Seven, of course. Wave the Swallow from Sonic Riders. People always root for the good guys, but sometimes, the bad guys steal the show. Her mechanical IQ is equal to Tails. She also happens to be the smartest member of the Babylon Rogues. I wonder why she isn't the leader. Like Jet the Hawk and Storm the Albatross, her specialty is riding the air-boards called "Extreme Gear". With two very long and smooth feathers extending from her head to her calves and droopy eyes, Wave will rock your socks. If only we could see her take wing.
Numero Six. Tikal the Echidna from Sonic Adventure 1. Named after an ancient Mayan city of the same name, Tikal is the daughter of Chief Pachacamac. She's yet another character that hardly does a thing except beg her father to stop being so greedy. She also traps herself inside the Master Emerald so that the water god Chaos doesn't reign terror upon the land. When you're the daughter of a person in the highest power, you need to look your best and Tikal delivers perfectly. That's why she's #6.
Number #1, #2, #3, #4, #5! Ah-Ah-Ahhh! Mina Mongoose from the Sonic Archie comics. How could you go wrong with a girl that looks like this? She can run nearly as fast as Sonic and she went from being a Freedom Fighter to being a popstar singer. Next to Princess Sally she looks more humanoid than the other characters. Who could top someone who has long (some French word I don't know) hair?
This female standing at number 4: Blaze the Cat. One word: Pyrokinesis. How would you like to have that superpower? I mean Blaze could play around in the Himalayas for hours and she would be perfectly fine! Also, 45 degree ponytail makes her look like a Native American. I really like the fact that her love interest is the telekinetic hedgehog Silver. The combination of mind-moving and fire superpowers make these two a reliable couple. But what really lands Blaze in the #4 spot is that her attitudes apparently more different from the other females.
Next up is #3. What's better than having a female with cascading quills? How about a female with cascading quills and hair? Julie-Su the Echidna, another Archie comic exclusive has that feature. She's smart, knows exactly what to do as a freedom fighter, and even trained Amy once. She's also the girl of Knuckles' dreams. Heh, lucky him. Her older self in the series Mobius: X Years Later is just downright hot! Just look at that long ponytail! Now we're talkin'!
1, 2, button my shoe! Princess Sally Acorn. There's a lot to say about this character. She's the heir to the throne, Sonic's first official romance, the only character that used to not wear clothes, brave and athletic, the most humanoid character, and is like a mother to Tails. In the TV show, Sonic SatAM, one Freedom Fighter, the cowardly Antoine constantly tries to woo Sally, but doesn't succeed because… he's a coward! The Princess is also a semi-perfect example of an excellent love interest, although there were a couple of times when she really snapped and acted like a lunatic; in the comics, that is. But overall, Sally Acorn really stands out amongst the slew of females not just because she's Sonic's first official love interest, or because she's the only one who didn't wear clothes, but because in the comics, she grew very long hair, and married Sonic in the future, becoming the Queen.
So, you've seen a pyrokinetic Cat, a swallow, two gorgeous echidnas, and even a princess! Who could possibly top those kinds of females? Well, get ready folks; this is the #1 hottest Sonic the Hedgehog female character. Rouge the Bat. If anybody denies it, how dare you? This woman can fly, she's as strong as Knuckles, and is a femme fatale, seducing other characters into getting what she wants. Instead of having one love interest, she has two! Knuckles, and Shadow the Hedgehog. Being a treasure thief, she's only interested in one object set; jewels, especially the Chaos Emeralds. There actually have been situations where Rouge's cleavage has been exposed, but it eventually got censored. What a price to pay. I think the best part about this beauty is that she wears three different outfits unlike the other female characters. And who wouldn't want to fly across the landscape via strong as Shawn Johnson, and flirt with any male, anytime, anywhere. These three traits make Rouge the Bat triumph over all of the Sonic the Hedgehog females. My hat goes off to you Sonic Team USA. You oughta be proud.
There ya have it folks. Those were the hottest female chicks in the Sonic universe. I hope you enjoyed it, happy Valentine's Day, and I'll see you later. HERE WE GO!
I salute you
@@movieguy5827 gamer
Gamer
Ah yes, the sacred text.
Copypasta
This is my first time encountering someone with a head hair fetish.
I would be your second encounter
having to specify "head" hair lmao
It's relatively normal compared to most fetishes, but it's so specific that it can't not be weird.
Yeah haha that is so totally wacky and uncharacteristic
I'm more of a genital hair kind of guy.
List of things that this guy looks for:
Hair
Dress
Size of an average human mother
Strength of an olympian athlete
Sorry to any ladies lacking these attributes, you're nothing in the eyes of the great Guptil
I have all these things except the dress and strength. Working on at least one of these as we speak. On my way to becoming member of the sequel list
@@quantumblur_3145 so you got hair and youre a size of a woman?
@@blobbita approximately
@@quantumblur_3145 Hot
Would you bury your sonic waifu in an adult size coffin or a child size coffin?
Child size because he’s only 3 foot tall
@@FLUFFK -but he's your best friend and he saved your life! You don't think that's just a little disrespectful?
But you’d be paying double and he’d look silly in it!
Wouldn't cremating him be more respectful anyways
Now we are asking the real questions. But the answer is cremation.
“Sonic is one oft he most attractive characters ever thought up”
I’ve never seen such cringe
Is he wrong, tho? Wouldn’t you wanna fuck a giant rubbery blue hedgehog with long spindly limbs and big feet?
You know in your heart he’s right.
I get what he means. Sonic is a great example of an attractive character design. There's a reason why so many people fixate on Sonic.
@@JarJarBinks4ever no is not big is the hottest sonic character
"He knows how to handle THE females"
Please tell me this is a joke
@_ D0ct0r _ It's kinda old to make fun of him don't you think? He was just some cringey kid
No, this is totally unironic.
no
I thought it was bad at first but when he says “males” I could appreciate the consistency haha
Well, they're not humans
This was awesome! just so nostalgic...
Honestly, I'm impressed by the open expressionism shown here. today it feels like everyone is censoring themselves in fear of being ridiculed for trying to be outstanding. so it's quite refreshing seeing the narrator be open about what they like in such a flamboyant way!
I'm not a sonic fan, not by a long shot. and although not seeing eye to eye with it for the most part, I still enjoyed the video quite alot.
Full disclosure, my man likely has a hair fetish.
@@tremendousyeet3467 and a mother one
Yeah this video totally rocked. Can’t wait for part 2
I can't believe how much of Dunky's video wasn't original. That makes it so much funnier.
My NICE friend
I cant believe how much of your avatar wasn't the original. That makes it so much funnier.
It's big the cat!
It’s hard to tell if this is satire, not because it’s convincing or anything, but because someone would have to be impossibly funny to create this many banger lines
“There actually was a situation where her cleavage was exposed. What a price to pay!”
ageeed
@@lemongoat5422 *agreed
@@therealobama6873 aged*
@@Bongbongo agrd*
Ag
This dude kinda sounds like Sonic
Do you think he does it on purpose
RiGHt????
Ironic
You didn't need to said that. You won nothing for saying it so WHYYYYYYYYY??!
This video is 10 times better when you imagine it's Sonic himself narrating it.
"If only we could see her take wing"
This isn’t comedy gold
It’s a comedy vault
No matter how many years go by, I still cannot believe someone actually MADE this. 💀
One of my all time favorites, nothing sells a video faster than calling Sonic "attractive" in the first four seconds.
"Best of all he is blue"
@@atanaZionBLUE!!!?😍😍😍😍😍
Whoever keeps photoshopping that red dot on Tomar's IMDb profile, STOP IT.
You will be BANNED from the channel
@@javierescudero7686 But most importantly, you will be DONE
I'm sorry it was me
No
Time to wipe my search history. Someone kill me.
LMAO
Rogue the Bat. If anybody denies it, how dare you? This woman can fly, she’s as strong as Knuckles, and is a femme fatale, seducing other characters into getting what she wants. Instead of having one love interest, she has two! Knuckles and Shadow the Hedgehog. Being a treasure thief, she’s only interested in one object set, jewels, especially the Chaos Emeralds.
There actually have been situations where Rogue’s cleavage has been exposed, but it eventually got censored. What a price to pay! I think the best part about this beauty is that she wears three different outfits unlike the other female characters. And who wouldn’t wanna fly across the landscape, be as strong as Shaun Johnson, and flirt with any male, anytime, anywhere? These three traits make Rogue the Bat triumph over all the Sonic the Hedgehog females. My hat goes off to you Sonic Team USA. You ought to be proud.
not reading all that but rouge and knuckles are meant to be
The virgin game grumps vs the Chad oneyplays
I like both
@@toneypriceless8170 you're wrong
Agreed.
Nah man supermega is where its at
its not even close, Game Grumps sucks so much
Even if theirs a chance that this was satire a decade ago, the script is the most perfect, well worded pieces of comedy I ever heard.
I love the slight pause after "her 45 degree ponytail makes her look like a native american."
You can actually hear him getting progressively turned on the more he talks about each character.
This is obviously a troll... it's a troll right ? Right ?
PoGoPenDa lets hope, if not this dude will get aids from his own hand
PoGoPenDa I hope so
I found this dudes Facebook a couple years ago, this video was definitely made unironically
Professor Kuhtoons are you sure?
Nope
Screw Game Grumps, I’m here from OneyPlays
Finally found it, I thought it didn’t exist.
Ahh, you've also fucked the brick without lube
Ayyy
Hell yeah
Which video?
4:14
I love how he just says that and doesn't even fucking elaborate. "Her attitude is apparently more different from the other females"? Different how? You're not going to explain, dude? And it's only "apparently" different, mind you.
Bro doesn't even know what makes her attitude different from other females 😭
And this is why hell exists,
yup
8bitfriend *hot chick hell
More like this is why god is real
Lol
This is probably why god has abandoned
this video is so insane and i love it. he legitimately talks like he's never seen another human before much less a woman.
I feel tremendously better about my shut-in anti-social life after watching this video. I can't remember the last time I took a woman out for dinner or anything but I do know that I've never compiled a list of Sonic the Hedgehog females based on attractiveness and posted it on the fucking Internet.
Thank you EllyStranger, for the pick-me-up!
speedofdark06 wow rude
I do the same, but with Chris-chan
@@ThisShitIsDumbAndYouKnow Why?
@@ThisShitIsDumbAndYouKnow Same
yo how's your life now?
I hope your parents didn't hear you recording this
I hope they did, and had an intervention after
Are you winning son? S-son...
I just realized that this was published during the whole copyright infringement by Ken Penders, a good portion of these characters canonically don't exist now.
Like who
Pretty sure it’s just the comic characters, like Sally, Mina, especially Julie-su
@@nullhydrangea Sally is in the shows so technically she still exists yeah?
@@oodlemynoodle3753 I'm pretty sure SATAM has been long discontinued, unfortunately :(
@@nullhydrangea That doesn't make it non-canonical though.
I guess dan had a night to himself with the Game Grumps channel...
#DanIsFurryConfirmed
How do you know of wasn't arin?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Simon Kawasaki Who said that? I does is have to know
There's a difference between Dan being furry and Dan being A furry.
I want everyone to think of this creature I have just theorized. The dress of Amy Rose, the bill of Wave, the bowl cut of Cosmo, the tits of Rouge, the skin color of Takal (is that how you spell it?), and the LOOOOONG PONYTAIL, NOW WE'RE TALKIN of Mobius.
Now I want to imagine that, but there is a fetus-like organism that somehow looks like Mina Mongoose growing on this creatures forehead... If it isn't too much work for you.
@@simonkawasaki4229 If you ever look at my previous comment in this thread, I hope that you would respond and tell me if it's disgusting or not. Thank you, king manly.
Who's here from doobus goobus' video?
Yo
I only heard of this from oneyplays
This guy 100% has a hair fetish, mentioning hair length so often isnt normal lol
This guy definitely eats hair
Why are we still here?
Just to suffer?
KillThad every night I feel my arm, and my leg...
I feel like I am about to vomit.
What a price to pay
Nah this is epic
3:44 i found the reffrence, here you go
Oney Plays brought me here
Nooo, why? Also me
Oh god please don’t do the Game Grumps thing.
H O T W O R M H E A V E N
Foreal tho
What episode, sounds funny.
"What's better than having a girl with cascading quills? How about cascading quills with hair!"
What the literal fuck is this writing.
if only we could see her take wing...
Regardless of whether this was a joke or not, crediting yourself with your full name at the end of the vid really took some courage
TH-camrs: "youtube was so much better back in the old days"
Me:
This is peak internet, my friend.
You played yourself.
Your point is
proving their point
It was, tho. This is primo shit.
This work of art is 12 years old. How time flies
Broke - Game Grumps
Woke - OneyPlays
toke - weed 🌲😎
Bespoke - Hot Chick Heaven
Hotel - Trivago
3:49 if any of y’all are from Doobus, then this is what you’re looking for
6:43 this one is also from Doobus
wowowowow when i see that Blaze the Cat..... *thingy goes up* BOING-A-LOING-OING! ZOO WEE MAMA! THAT'S A WOMAN!!!! *hits self in the face with a boxing glove 50 times and then pulls a train whistle* AWOOOGA AWOOGA!! HOT DAMN.
Don’t make a mess