Space Marines Sassed by Tech-Priest - Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine 2

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  • @AFGuidesHD
    @AFGuidesHD  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +539

    "Assessment Equals Inordinate Ignorance" 🤣

    • @nguyennguyenpeacetheworld
      @nguyennguyenpeacetheworld 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Very logic and funny😂.

    • @marcurobert4699
      @marcurobert4699 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      In our language "fuck off"

    • @wiilov
      @wiilov 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      "I know what you said. And I say you're an idiot"- Rough Translation.

    • @DeadMeat991
      @DeadMeat991 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Said the literal ignoramus that thinks technology works by singing prayers and throwing ''sacred'' oils at it.

    • @luked8873
      @luked8873 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Praise the Omnissiah

  • @TheGosgosh
    @TheGosgosh 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1020

    „I had more pleasant conversations with Orks“
    *looks at SM1* yea, I get you, Titus

    • @ZaiKerizm
      @ZaiKerizm 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

      I ain’t finished wit ya Space marine
      But I’m finished with you, Ork

    • @ibracky9897
      @ibracky9897 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      *GET OFF MY SHIP, SPACE MARINE!!!*

    • @edgieststalker8141
      @edgieststalker8141 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      "HOLY SHIT IT'S SPACE SHREK"
      "GET OUT OF MY SWAMP SPEICE MARINE!"

    • @unknownbenefactor8029
      @unknownbenefactor8029 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Oi!!! Space Marines!!!

    • @Father_Wendigo
      @Father_Wendigo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      "Ork."
      " 'Umie."
      You can't deny that it sounds more pleasant than being talked down to by a battery powered blender that's copulating with a skip-prone CD player.

  • @gespenjaeger2370
    @gespenjaeger2370 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1629

    In Darktide we get Sassed by Mommy Hadron but in space Marine getting insulted by a deranged Granpa with typewriter for legs.

    • @AFGuidesHD
      @AFGuidesHD  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +280

      sassy tech priests are now a trope of W40K and that's a good thing

    • @tvwonder7032
      @tvwonder7032 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

      I blame the void dragon for all this sassy behavior

    • @macrussell78
      @macrussell78 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Emperor praise mommy Hadron.

    • @TAZEROXFORD
      @TAZEROXFORD 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Porn addict calling any female figure “mommy”

    • @Toneill029
      @Toneill029 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AFGuidesHDthere is sassy and then there is assholery.

  • @arklaw8306
    @arklaw8306 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1376

    Titus: "You're being rude."
    Nozick: "***Error --- damn not found.***"

    • @fanofwar40k
      @fanofwar40k 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

      I see you remember Scaevola's iconic line from Mechanicus. Huzzah, a gamer of quality!

    • @Azorees-oj5zr
      @Azorees-oj5zr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

      There’s a tech priest from the Inquisitor Martyr game who after being told his actions may have killed thousands just says something like “attempting to engage empathy matrix, attempt failed”.

    • @edsonsantos9081
      @edsonsantos9081 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Azorees-oj5zrIf I'm not mistaken, he says this when he is confronted about the Uther Tarot.

    • @sebastiangiovannella7778
      @sebastiangiovannella7778 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just wanted to let you know that currently you have 666 likes

    • @DarthSateus
      @DarthSateus 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "GET THE HELL OFF ME, I NEED TO TELL HIM I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE"

  • @gimmeyourrights8292
    @gimmeyourrights8292 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +761

    Titus: I've had more pleasant conversations with Orks.
    Nozick:

    • @warsmith246
      @warsmith246 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Even the Salamanders dont burn folks THAT hard 😆

    • @doctorquantum9172
      @doctorquantum9172 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      best reply by Titus .... and yet you surpassed it

    • @samseward1374
      @samseward1374 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Ignorance is preferable when you’re the alternative, Nozick.

    • @DeadMeat991
      @DeadMeat991 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@gimmeyourrights8292 Funnily enough, Orks have a better understanding of technology than the average tech priest.

    • @urmomgay0166
      @urmomgay0166 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DeadMeat991that is just straight up untrue

  • @ForTheOmnissiah
    @ForTheOmnissiah 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +807

    "Power outage detected. Exit door inoperative. Solution: restore power."
    "Genius!"

    • @AFGuidesHD
      @AFGuidesHD  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      if the power is out, why don't you try turning it on ?
      honestly, these flesh beings are so low intelligence sometimes.

    • @The_Penguin_8964
      @The_Penguin_8964 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Even the characters in game can't stand with him😂😂😂

    • @renansilva3879
      @renansilva3879 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​​@@The_Penguin_8964 Oh, that's Hadron from Darktide 😅 It too took me a while to notice it's a woman.

    • @AnimeShinigami13
      @AnimeShinigami13 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Legion in Mass Effect spoke better english. XD

  • @windunursetyadi
    @windunursetyadi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +743

    I like how in 40k individuals from differing Imperium factions interacting either being like the best cousins that seldom met or just plain being buttholes toward one another

    • @DarkCatfish
      @DarkCatfish 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Imperium is a rotting bloated carcass of an organization. It's at war with itself as frequently as it is with external threats.

    • @mishaalkisan1688
      @mishaalkisan1688 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      So a typical large family then?

    • @Stray940
      @Stray940 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      If you're interested I'd see if you can get hold of a pdf of the old Siege of Vraks books, the situation gradually gets worse and worse because the different adeptas and Ordos in the Imperium are squabbling over who's job it is to lead the campaign and trying to shift the blame when things go wrong.

    • @ryzziktrognesou1
      @ryzziktrognesou1 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Stray940 That would be so cool ! Do you still have a (non-dangerous, non-infectious) fonctionnal link somewhere?

  • @theycallmechiefpiggum
    @theycallmechiefpiggum 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +275

    "Assessment: Bread has reached optimal thermal capacity. Conclusion: Toast is ready."

    • @Funkpocalypse
      @Funkpocalypse หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Hypothesis: Warm Toast with 1 tbsp of butter melted ontop will be delicious
      *aggravated breathing sounds between violent crunches of toast*
      Conclusion: DELICIOUS

  • @waywardstoner9416
    @waywardstoner9416 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +440

    "I engage in pure analysis" is Martian for "I'm only speaking facts"

  • @Xelatheshep
    @Xelatheshep 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +350

    The magos is the very essence of martian priesthood, and by that I mean a bunch of grumpy old folks complaining about everyone else being slow or not to their standards.

    • @sebastiangiovannella7778
      @sebastiangiovannella7778 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Maybe he should try do the space marine work himself and see how sassy and grumpy he still is.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      @@sebastiangiovannella7778 If he had some Skitarii available, he could in fact get the same thing done.

    • @sebastiangiovannella7778
      @sebastiangiovannella7778 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@LordVader1094 what’s a skitarii?

    • @lemmingrad
      @lemmingrad 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ⁠@@sebastiangiovannella7778basically the cybernetic soldiers and warriors of the Adeptus Mechanicus.

    • @sebastiangiovannella7778
      @sebastiangiovannella7778 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@lemmingrad thanks

  • @mnk9073
    @mnk9073 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +345

    Each and every toaster fondler is always just one sassy line away from being branded a heretec.

    • @edgieststalker8141
      @edgieststalker8141 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      Toaster molestor will now be my favorite insult towards the Mechanicus

    • @jamesbrice3267
      @jamesbrice3267 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I was thinking of how close they were to being pure Necrons.

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Those toaster molestors are the ones keeping the Space Marines alive with all of the tech they provide, so good luck convincing an Inquisitor to do anything about it.

    • @anquiladremon
      @anquiladremon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 is actualy a easy task to do
      convice a inqusistor of a arch magus is a heretec of somekind without prove
      the problem is unless the inquisitor has a spacemarine chaper at his disposition
      he has not chance to reach that magos let alone killhim
      u can declare a arch magos heretec at any give time that is not the problem
      the problem is from wich forge world is this archmagos u dare to declare heretec
      because the forge worlds ryza and metalica have their own titan legions to deal with very foolish inquisitors
      and if this particulary magos is involve in the recovery of a stc
      thinks are gona get bloody readl quick for the inquisitor and the idiot who try frame the magos

    • @anquiladremon
      @anquiladremon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      in adition the forge worlds from mars and ultramar are know to have little to none tolerance when inquistor are involve specialy if there is a "missing " stc
      or if the cach said inquisitor with a lost relic of the mecanicum
      they reach the point they need to declare magus and arch magus inquisitors to gain access to some forge worlds data

  • @neofulcrum5013
    @neofulcrum5013 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +561

    Nozick: *gets skewered by chaos forces*
    Oh dear, how sad. Nevermind.

    • @AFGuidesHD
      @AFGuidesHD  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      😂

    • @skipperg4436
      @skipperg4436 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      Sorrow=0
      (c) Scaevola

    • @Zer0Tr1gger
      @Zer0Tr1gger 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Oh no!
      Anyway...

    • @The_Penguin_8964
      @The_Penguin_8964 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@skipperg4436
      +++laugher, so mean yet so funny (laughing face)

    • @Arkaeus04
      @Arkaeus04 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Oh no, anyway

  • @dannyboi5887
    @dannyboi5887 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

    I love how robotic his speech pattern and vocabulary is despite his voice still sounding mostly organic.

    • @spandanganguli6903
      @spandanganguli6903 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He probably didn't even remember how to use his voice box the day he landed on the planet, and has been using a script he cobbled together in minutes to convert binary into speech.

    • @magicalmagicmagician5223
      @magicalmagicmagician5223 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Fun fact, tech priests like Nozick communicate with each other not actually by talking but with their own language of lingua technis, which is the bursting of binary codes
      And since senior tech priests rarely interact with regular people, only interacting with other tech priests who can understand the language faster, speaking normally is like a second language to them, that's why Nozick in his dialogue sometimes has weird bursts of machine sounds, he's mixing lingua technis with low gothic, like how someone who can speak multiple languages would mix up their speech sometimes
      The reason why his apprentice doesn't do this is because he is still a relatively new initiate, and haven't had the augmetics installed to properly speak it

  • @gameslacker2711
    @gameslacker2711 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    Nozick: Insults? I'm just spittin' straight facts my brother!

  • @Scoot-te7eq
    @Scoot-te7eq 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    "Disappointingly slow progress for an Astartes." 🤣🤣🤣
    This line had me crying 😂😂😂

    • @AFGuidesHD
      @AFGuidesHD  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      big emphasis on the SLOOWW
      🤣

    • @alexlewis5365
      @alexlewis5365 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I can't wait to the speedrun happen and still see this line played

  • @djcuevas1057
    @djcuevas1057 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +279

    I love how tech priests are so sassy these days

    • @ZaiKerizm
      @ZaiKerizm 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      Maybe Belisarius Cawl, A current head of tech priest of Mars updated Personality on Each Tech priest ??😂😂😂😂

    • @The_Penguin_8964
      @The_Penguin_8964 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@ZaiKerizm After all these years, tech-priests in Mars are not really get used to the real battlefield🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @BlackEpyon
      @BlackEpyon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I keep expecting Binaric to sound like a 56K modem.

  • @emmanuelcalla4899
    @emmanuelcalla4899 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    Please understand this is an Archmagos. They, as many PhD holders, are prideful and inconsiderate of their lower ranked colleagues. There are some exceptions line Arch Magos Dominis Faustinius from the game "Mechanicus" who, willingly, kept his emotional part of the brain active to others concerns and sugesstions or opinions keeping up a filter for negative emotions and negative commentaries. He, as an Archmagos, cared for his troops, disregarded others personal objectives and was centered on his directives not favoring one over the others. Many Archmagos didn't like him cause he gave helping hands to younger Magos on their projects and researchs instead of prioritizing his own path to Machinehood.

    • @leeseaz
      @leeseaz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Why is this archmagos soo poor?

    • @stormtempterf8058
      @stormtempterf8058 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Faustinius didn't need to prioritize machinehood, for he is already saved, Omnissiah protects!

  • @mr.g1672
    @mr.g1672 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    "Spare me the insults"
    *Error: Fucks to give not found*

    • @davidfrancisco3502
      @davidfrancisco3502 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Beyond human capacity to give a shit.

    • @PyranoTheDev
      @PyranoTheDev 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      *Error: damn not found*

  • @Cocytus127
    @Cocytus127 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    That last quote from the tech priest makes sense. For them to speak "like an organic" compared to how they speak amongst themselves in Lingua-technis or binary would be like you or I trying to communicate with a dog by getting down on all fours and sniffing his ass.

    • @kanseidorifto2430
      @kanseidorifto2430 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      ...I am now disgusted in both literal and metaphorical terms regarding the weakness of my flesh. Your description is very much revolting, I rather take to the idea of learning the sacred language of binary

    • @eurobeat_enjoyer
      @eurobeat_enjoyer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Not really best comparison, since we are not dogs and it's not natural for us to communicate as dogs and we never did so. But he is human and speaking was natural for him before became the tech priest.
      They simply just hate they are still partially a fleshy human and cannot go full toaster

  • @GHE1ST
    @GHE1ST 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    i love how tech priests are like disgruntled wizards

  • @richardtaillon1616
    @richardtaillon1616 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    A magos without sass is like a toaster that can't fit bagels

    • @DeadMeat991
      @DeadMeat991 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tech priests are toasters. Just less helpful.

  • @SirGrimLockSmithVIII
    @SirGrimLockSmithVIII 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    "I have had more pleasant conversations with Orks."
    Awwww Titus kinda liked Grimskull after all.

    • @eurobeat_enjoyer
      @eurobeat_enjoyer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Why everybody saying Titus when it was Charion who said that 😂 srsly people, cannot you hear nor read?

    • @SirGrimLockSmithVIII
      @SirGrimLockSmithVIII 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@eurobeat_enjoyer (Darn Charion's voice sounds similar to Titus if you're not paying attention 🥲)

  • @GhostEye31
    @GhostEye31 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "Assessment equals inordinate ignorance." Might be my favorite line.

  • @Mailiw-z0
    @Mailiw-z0 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I like how in the W40K even the 'good' guys can look totally creepy/monstrous.

  • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
    @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    Remember, Hadron from Darktide is one of the nicer, more human-like Tech Priests... Nozick is pretty much what most of them are like.

    • @konstantin3374
      @konstantin3374 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      At least he is still capable of human interaction.

    • @daefaron
      @daefaron 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Kayex has improved his standing with Rolling Steel.
      He may call us pre-servitors, but he's completely behind our abilities.

  • @liamrodriguez6269
    @liamrodriguez6269 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    He was able to understand Necron technology and apparently even replicate it. No wonder he was so confident. Hopefully another adherent will be able to continue their work after the events of the game.

    • @CrashB111
      @CrashB111 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Honestly our boy was just doing Cawl's work.
      I know Cawl and the greater Mechanicus, has been running around trying to reverse engineer or repair Necron Pylons to close the Great Rift post-Cadia.

    • @liamrodriguez6269
      @liamrodriguez6269 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@CrashB111 I'm excited because it confirms a theory I made when I was researching lore on the DAOT and the Warp. Necron tech relies on a positively charged alternate dimension which is like the Warp but opposite. Positronic brains go back to Asimov & 40k takes inspiration from many sources including classic Sci-FI. That explains why Necron bodies are resistant to the Warp and why machines are more vulnerable than ordinary matter. This dimension is more stable than the Warp because most living things don't interact with it and that's why beings connected to it are invisible to psykers.

  • @Scaevola9449
    @Scaevola9449 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    finally a lore accurate magos outside of mechanicus

  • @Fishpasta4
    @Fishpasta4 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    The physical embodiment of 'destroyed by facts and logic'.

  • @Kaizen747
    @Kaizen747 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "Insults? I engage in pure analysis"
    Already love this guy 😂😂

  • @skipperg4436
    @skipperg4436 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    Data, data, data... I require it!

    • @DarkCatfish
      @DarkCatfish 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Unleash the power of the servo skull!

  • @BlackPsionic
    @BlackPsionic 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Oh hey, I have that Tech Priest model!

  • @magicalmagicmagician5223
    @magicalmagicmagician5223 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Fun fact, tech priests like Nozick communicate with each other not actually by talking but with their own language of lingua technis, which is the bursting of binary codes
    And since senior tech priests rarely interact with regular people, only interacting with other tech priests who can understand the language faster, speaking normally is like a second language to them, that's why Nozick in his dialogue sometimes has weird bursts of machine sounds, he's mixing lingua technis with low gothic, like how someone who can speak multiple languages would mix up their speech sometimes
    The reason why his apprentice doesn't do this is because he is still a relatively new initiate, and haven't had the augmetics installed to properly speak it

  • @smnoy23
    @smnoy23 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Sarkaana looking at Titus like “thank the Emperor, this jerk is your problem now”

  • @LordCubbo
    @LordCubbo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

    you missed the one where he censors himself over vox, XD it is the best line

    • @AFGuidesHD
      @AFGuidesHD  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      "the entrance is inoperative"
      "by the [squawk] stand by"
      I didn't think it was that funny at the time but in hindsight I probs should have included it as its only a 3 second clip lol

    • @LordCubbo
      @LordCubbo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      @@AFGuidesHD to have a magos cuss you out is the highlight of any non-mechanicus day. as you have effectively pissed them off to the point beyond their logical thinking.

    • @Tyruun
      @Tyruun 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Another good one is when he says how glad he is to no longer need to speak in his flesh voice

    • @AFGuidesHD
      @AFGuidesHD  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Tyruun 2:06

    • @Tyruun
      @Tyruun 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AFGuidesHD oh sorry I thought I watched it to the end :-/

  • @kaluahmon
    @kaluahmon หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love the implications that the Megos is cussing the the entire time.

  • @Ghostx357
    @Ghostx357 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    seriusly haldron was really nice for a techpriest

  • @isekaiexpress9450
    @isekaiexpress9450 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Nozick: "Solution: restore power"
    Titus: "Have you completed all the necessary rituals yet?"

    • @stormtempterf8058
      @stormtempterf8058 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I am amused how all their rituals are just chanting the instruction manuals and terms of service to make the devices work XD

  • @mrthomas2847
    @mrthomas2847 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    for dose of you who don't know you do not want to get on the bad side of a tech priest and specially not one of the rank of Magos, they may look weak but they can kill space marines without a problem, even terminators in a melee in a 1v1

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      Not to mention they’re the ones supplying all your war gear

    • @waywardstoner9416
      @waywardstoner9416 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      ​@@LAV-IIIand they keep some of their best toys to themselves

    • @alexanderschluter7292
      @alexanderschluter7292 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      how?????

    • @grimms8783
      @grimms8783 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      @@alexanderschluter7292 Most of the rank of Magos have an entire small arsenal built into their body and augmetics comparable and even surpassing the strength of your typical astartes. Despite looking like frail old men, many of them could likely rip a space marine's heart out through their chestplate if they were unfortunate to get close enough.
      This isn't mentioning how a lot of them have not just one but multiple different shielding devices all on at the same time.
      The only way something could kill a Magos is either through vastly stronger fire-power, numbers, or surprise. Or a small degree of the mix of all three of those. But if any attempt lacked any of the mentioned (without having another in abundance), it'd be like trying to knock a house down with a rubber mallet.

    • @mrthomas2847
      @mrthomas2847 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@alexanderschluter7292 well take the Nozick he holds a Volkite Blaster (the range weapon with blue coils) that thing makes space marine armor feels like papier, and that's a blaster something mostly only Magos Dominus carry (a tech priest with Heavily trained in the art of war), that weird looking half gear axe is called Omnissian Axe (power weapon create a matter disrupting field. That field allows it to cut through armor with ease) the servo-skull that's attached to him, can act as a combat assist, meaning he got a aimbot protecting him if needed. most of his body is mechanic it looks weak but they are extremely strong, even that smaller claw in front of him can kill. another cool thing, they find humans to be slow even space marines, they don't speak with flesh voice cords, only when talking to imperium members that are not part of the Adeptus Mechanicus, for them needing to speak with human voice is like how the hobbits in lord of the rings felt when the ents (the large tree people) used hours just to say hello, they find it extremely time wasteful.

  • @Bergen98
    @Bergen98 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    So Adeptus are what happens when an IT-guy from 4Chan becomes combined with his computers

  • @WoobooRidesAgain
    @WoobooRidesAgain หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You missed my personal favorite:
    TITUS: Archmagos, the entrance is in inoperative.
    NOZICK: By the-- *BWOOOP* . Gragh, stand by...

  • @xdeser2949
    @xdeser2949 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    somebody on twitter pointed out that this cutscene has the same cadence and rhythm of a GTA cutscene and I literally cannot unsee it now

  • @beowulf_of_wall_st
    @beowulf_of_wall_st 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Repugnant flesh voice flapping" is what I am saying instead of "phone call" from now on

  • @Blacmorecito
    @Blacmorecito 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Yeah that's an Archmagos alright.

  • @Eantrin
    @Eantrin 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Titus is besties with a tech priest. He knows there’s no arguing with them when they get like this

    • @eurobeat_enjoyer
      @eurobeat_enjoyer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He didn't argue with him, because he wanted the BS have finally done 😂

  • @kennethquinnies6023
    @kennethquinnies6023 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Would be fun to see how long the tech priest would have survived if he sassed Mephiston.

  • @JBrander
    @JBrander 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    and at the end, he become roasted servitor on a stick.

  • @lhays117
    @lhays117 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love how tech-priests so often look like villains with their crazy body horror-like augmentations despite technically being on the "good guy side" of humanity.

  • @Shot5hells
    @Shot5hells 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love the vast difference between a relatively unimportant tech priest like Hadron who is like… nearly a normal person, and this fucking guy who looks 400 years old and sounds like a gremlin

  • @Beepers559
    @Beepers559 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That tech priest in the beginning sounds like an old man who’s dead set on getting his paperwork done

  • @draculinalilith396
    @draculinalilith396 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this is awesome. Wow, space marine 2 gives me vibes that playing gears of war 2 did. That gritty but bulky destroyed future and atmosphere along with the sort of mission/military story orientation.

  • @hassandabo6288
    @hassandabo6288 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Statement Error. Insults? I engage in pure analysis”

  • @anarchohelenism
    @anarchohelenism 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    He called me “1001111000111101011110111” What an ahole!

  • @Stickweasel91
    @Stickweasel91 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The level of sass people are willing to let you get away with scales with how necessary you are.

  • @24framez_
    @24framez_ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:39 REEEEEEEEE!

  • @stormtempterf8058
    @stormtempterf8058 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It sounds like Mars augmented Cobra Commander, lol

  • @connorferguson2269
    @connorferguson2269 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Magos is pushing his luck

    • @MrCoolguy425
      @MrCoolguy425 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      There’s a reason why nobody offends the magos, Mars has a lot of authority. You can see their adepts all over the ship, if mars were to have a stink, then that’s a lot of bolter rounds being “delayed” as shipments are diverted to “more important combat units”

  • @cartonrobot6404
    @cartonrobot6404 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Nozick found dead
    Me and bro : oh... thats...... wtf is that canister *(titus faint)* ohhhhh warp xhit again

  • @hhjhj393
    @hhjhj393 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I still love the Warhammer Mechanicus game where they all spoke in like techno sounds.

  • @PixzL.
    @PixzL. 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    magos feels like the equivalent to HK-47

    • @Ragnarra
      @Ragnarra 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I agree.

  • @MrWooaa
    @MrWooaa 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I like the heat shimmer from the power packs at 1:08

  • @giannicolamatteo8155
    @giannicolamatteo8155 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Sounds like hes a few windows updates short compared to hadron, dude sounds like he running windows 98 while hadrons got windows 7 minus cortana

  • @belltowersubductions5104
    @belltowersubductions5104 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Senior members of the Adeptus Mechanicus are some of the only people in the Imperium who can get away with sassing space marines.

  • @rickyc95official
    @rickyc95official 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    I have no clue and not knowing for this game to be honest, but the video was pretty good and dope bro fr!’

    • @Madheim777
      @Madheim777 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      warhammer 40k universe is a no return path, trust me. pretty interesting universe.

    • @OMNISSIAH-VERY-GREAT
      @OMNISSIAH-VERY-GREAT 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Once you start there is no returning back...

    • @user-zp4ge3yp2o
      @user-zp4ge3yp2o 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@OMNISSIAH-VERY-GREAT There really is.

  • @gplr1882
    @gplr1882 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    One of the many things why i love the techpriests. Doesn't take shit from anyone no matter how powerful.

    • @DeadMeat991
      @DeadMeat991 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nobody is giving him shit, they're just being reasonable. That's why he ended up as a thunder hawk antenna.

  • @leosa6540
    @leosa6540 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There was a point in the game I was sure he said a curse word, but got muffled in the binary 😂😂😂

  • @BPBegha
    @BPBegha 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Nozick made me realise something. Admechs don't really "speak" to each other, only communicating through binary speech. Being forced to use his "organic" voice is quite repulsive to him.

  • @curie1420
    @curie1420 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    the toaster fondler thinks he is safe from the wrathe of being randomly branded as a heretic

    • @MrCoolguy425
      @MrCoolguy425 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He is somewhat safe from being “randomly” branded a heretic. As if it is truly random and at the whims of a random inquisitor, then mars could very well have a stink and that inquisitor would find that his ship may have his warp engines undergoing a sacred oil bath for the next millennia.

    • @jira6423
      @jira6423 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He is. They need them

    • @cj-3810
      @cj-3810 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He is, the AdMech are literally the only reason the Imperium can run half their things. Diss the Omnissiah and its priests, and …oops, your weapons ceased function! Your power armor and auspex just disable!

  • @krodmandoon3479
    @krodmandoon3479 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Thanks for uploading this one since it crashes 100% of the time for me.

  • @blackoutninja
    @blackoutninja 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    There’s no sass quite like Mechanicus Sass

  • @geovannibotticella7822
    @geovannibotticella7822 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Idk how you have that guy on your side and think “oh ya we’re the good guys”

    • @lightborn9071
      @lightborn9071 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You never had a job, as it seems.

  • @thegamesresearcher
    @thegamesresearcher 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "This frivolous inefficency is unacceptable"...
    So is playing with Drogan's "power source"... AGAIN!!! this is the third time that accursed rock causes a Chaos incursion!

    • @Ragnarra
      @Ragnarra 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The mechanicus aren’t known for their common sense.

  • @tobster9567
    @tobster9567 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    he sounded a bit like one the dark crystal skeksis at the beginning there

  • @dynamiteamollymauk9111
    @dynamiteamollymauk9111 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As I will be glad to cease the flapping of this repugnant flesh voice... [ Long binharic squawk].... Astartes; Stepping stones for the Omnissiah!

  • @samuelphanoto4565
    @samuelphanoto4565 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    But still theres no greater magos than the roster we see on mechanicus. Especially Magos Faustinius

  • @dasme8210
    @dasme8210 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bro sounds like skeletor

  • @stephangomez2048
    @stephangomez2048 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What’s with the binharic squawking they do?

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s Lingua Techna, the state language of the Adeptus Mechanicus. It’s mostly just Binary, so if you ever hear a tech priest blurt out what sounds like TV static, they’re either talking shit about you behind your back or discussing other matters with nearby tech priests.

    • @stephangomez2048
      @stephangomez2048 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TheCorrodedMan OOOOOOHHHH. Huh never thought of that….thank you very much corroded man

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan หลายเดือนก่อน

      @ I live to serve… and corrode. But that comes later, my friend…

  • @nunoosorio3832
    @nunoosorio3832 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    who's the Voice Actor for this guy?

  • @matthewmatthew981
    @matthewmatthew981 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    *binharic squawk*

  • @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253
    @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Nozick is a Warhammer 40K archmagos version of StarCraft 2's Zerg Abathur - purely logical construct that is incomprehensibly disgusted by the need to have to deal with those who speak in something else but *efficiency* .

  • @Mono-r1u
    @Mono-r1u 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    he sounds like skektech from the dark crystal netflix series

    • @lightborn9071
      @lightborn9071 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I have several questions. Like how the HELL is it possible to engage in THESE two absolutely different, politicaly opposite products of media as one person?

  • @maddoxtalker9844
    @maddoxtalker9844 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Tech preist has 0 clout with no skitarii Primus

  • @mark6302
    @mark6302 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    dude needs a few days off I think

  • @dirkechoes1377
    @dirkechoes1377 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Anyone else think Nozick looks like Scaevola?

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 หลายเดือนก่อน

    *++Vidcap assessment//: complete. Based levels are 112 points about a satisfactory standard.++*

  • @sonsofisstvan1675
    @sonsofisstvan1675 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Why bro got so much flesh

  • @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985
    @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dang girl, tell us what you don't like about them.

  • @treywaggoner8219
    @treywaggoner8219 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Mf wants his toasters

  • @SuitorASMR
    @SuitorASMR 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    why are the tech priest so sassy in every warhammer 40k game
    i love it
    but it makes me want to actually play a Skitarii

  • @daybanheyman7926
    @daybanheyman7926 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    funny how he then dies, talk about karma XD

  • @minderbart1
    @minderbart1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    access denied

  • @dimagoloborodko6106_va
    @dimagoloborodko6106_va 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Why is he so based tho?

    • @DeadMeat991
      @DeadMeat991 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because he is basically a redditor.

  • @SeminarioMAE
    @SeminarioMAE 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    will this game be lgbtq+ friendly?

    • @jamesbrice3267
      @jamesbrice3267 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      It depends on how you feel about the subject never being mentioned.

    • @ecthelionalfa
      @ecthelionalfa 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Everyone is being devoured by the Tyranids equally, so yes is lgtv4k friendly

    • @darausus8315
      @darausus8315 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I don't think there are Slaanesh there.

    • @SigvaldtheMagnificentPrince
      @SigvaldtheMagnificentPrince 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      No, The multiplayer has absolute lads calling everyone every slur under the sun, As the God emperor intended.

    • @rain8767
      @rain8767 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well, there's a cult of TRANShumans who worship the machine.

  • @macdeath69
    @macdeath69 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    some say Adeptae Administratum are ever worse.

    • @Ragnarra
      @Ragnarra 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Its enough to have Roboute start drinking or throw a table out a window.

  • @Cremosinho-v8g
    @Cremosinho-v8g 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Quero cem mil milhões de reais