Schlatt Ranks Your MISERABLE Bedrooms
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ก.พ. 2025
- Streamed on 02/07/25
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CREDIT:
Barack Obama - @10pt
Volkswagen Beetle - @93BeetleBoy
Groot - @A_Strange_Stranger_
Weezer Fursuit - @aceyalien
Prison Dorm - Adavere_gaming
Chad Filter - / @aflowrld
Hairless Cat - @aidandeyt
Tag on Gaming Chair - @aimeehpad on IG
Lithuanian Car Thief - @alaniumacity4375
Shed & Unicycle - @alittleextreme
Tokyo Apartment - @amir_kazbek
Outdoors Animation - @ampixxy
Tinkering Child - @AncientAlyx
React VTuber - @Anniepants
Scuffed Home - @-Antix-gr5er
Qoobo & 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 - @AreFireflies
Grian #1 - @Arl0w_ on Twitter
New Jersey Animation - @artmanoil
Do it yourself, Schlatt. - @ashoftheyear on Twitter
Glorp Zlepian - @AshXPz
Grian #2 - @mini_Munken on Twitter
Outdoor PC Setup - @audararey
"Parasite" - @asteno24
Found a Bird - @axoclub
TH-camr Hitlist - @Baby-Bird
Feeding Time - @bastionunitb7388
SwaggerSouls - @becha_blyat9355
Tommy the Cat - @Belly_buggy
Whiteboard Wall - / @benjamingitai
Trump Voice - @bentdoughnut4126
Cat Sitting - @Bigstinkybigtoe69
9/11 Newspapers - @Bigwii10
"Schloofus" Roommate - @BlubberBoat
Beautiful Schlatt Artwork - @bluepilled580
Merch Sellout - @BlueToothGrenade
Oscilloscope ARG - @bobmctestin
Radiation Poisoning - @Bosonic
Very Human Legs - @boxtopy7286
Compact PC Setup - @BradgerBadgerProductions
Whiteboard Chat - @BrokeNeckMatt
Schlatt Face Tapestry - @ibubotax3230
Duck. - @bgoosev
Goldfish Collection - @cadendamonkay2552
Vinyl Malfunction - / @caesarofcymatics
Gooncave - @caitlyn64 on Bluesky
Religious Shrine - @CaratacusMagnus
Fire Alarms & License Plates - @Cartrides
Very Cool Legos - @charteruse
Hillrock Girl - @chloelem
Google Images Room Tour - / @chubbydude102
Tennis Ball Bird - @Cingeyy_
Queen's Coffin - @CircusReactopia
FNAF Room - @clayt0x on TikTok
George Washington Himself - @Cmmodore
Mega Church Display Guy - u/Comfortable_Formal_8 on Reddit
Harmonica Collection - / @comiccale4594
Home Invasion - @connax
Void Room Tour Animation - @copperon
Bathing with Weezer - @corbinpauwels-n4u
A Very 2001 Christmas - @CreeperDoolie
Bomb Diffusal Robot - @CriticalCircuits
Caught in 4k - u/joyousducky608 on Reddit
Michael Myers Enthusiast - @Crystal.Lake.Creations on IG
Questionable Plane Tour - @Dave_Dave11
25 Year Old - @decisive-dolphin
Generic College Dorm - @demios_ on IG
Blurred for Privacy - @demos7777
Bootleg Rammie? - @DenzerinfiniteYT
Schlatt Snuck Into Animation - @DiegoDawgz on Twitter
Cheez-It & Switch Games - @Diflic
Privacy!!! Pt. 2 - @Doozye
DrDerpGamer Foreshadowing - @chl0e_.o on IG
DrDerpGamer. - @DrDerpGamer
TikTok Lips Guy - @enochj_
Femboy - @justafemboy_ on TikTok
LA Fires - @drewpickle2237
Samsung Galaxy i3 - @DrPeterman
I love how rating his viewers’ bedrooms has become like a fucking tradition, because the sheer amount of surreal possibilities of things that can happen is insane
dead content, bros idleing
I remember him reviewing a room once and I looked closer into the room and saw a naked figurine and it was more funny that he didn't notice it!
@@Tranewrekk suprised it's actually a new video and not a repost of compilations from 3 years ago
@@ALaughingWolf2188 each schlatt viewer bedroom is a new level of the backrooms
Nah, he needed our money.
So unbelievably overjoyed that my lil beetle made it to the reaction stream. Also, I’d like to formally apologize to chat, my bad, I’ve made a severe, and continuous lapse in my judgment, and I PROMISE it will NEVER happen again.
What’s the top speed you can get?
@Astrosk1er 62 mph lol
Tell the dinosaur I said hello
tell the beast im in love with it
tell the creature i said its a sick car!
43:48 Schlatt lying about not knowing Grian when he’s said that his a fan of Hermitcraft to Mumbo himself.
Maybe Schlatt somehow knows Welsknight but not Grian, if that's even possible.
also acting like he didnt know who mumbo was lol
I refuse to believe that big guy has never heard of Grian
He just wanted to do the who’s Barry bit again
HE FINALLY DID IT. HE FINALLY RANKED A BEDROOM
He's broke rn
And it was one worth ranking :)
Please rank everyone’s internet history next Schlimp. You know you want to.
THAT is amazing
The ending actually made me hella sad. I feel sorry for all the people that lost their homes/family members/ pets to the fires in LA.. Im really glad you ended it on a respectful note because to be honest after that video I wouldn’t be able to laugh too.
It’s like he’s still with us
Uh huh 🙄
😥
Zo true 💔💔💔
Yes. He is.
@@APH_7X it really feels like he’s with us, fly high big guy 🕊️
I don't believe i made in part 1. But I'm sure it'll be in one of the other parts. Also:
0:19 Barack's Bedroom
3:47 Prehistoric beast ft. Real car
6:34 Groot is not from stranger things
8:27 Furry ft. Weezer
10:12 Everything wrong with JSchlatt's community
11:04 Female Schlatt
14:11 What is bro saying? Ft. Hairless cat and P. Diddy Kitty
16:57 Doxxed
20:14 Lithuania
22:28 Mountain unicycle
25:33 Toyko apartment + sitting on the floor to game
29:11 Struck by lightning
31:35 "I'm not a terrorist"
34:36 Vr chat room tour
36:39 Plywood attic ft. AI voice and fish emotes
39:30 "Hey big guy" ft. Kubo
42:48 Grian
44:45 New Jersey streets
46:18 take my house keys
47:12 Glorp ft. Weezer #2
49:09 Grian #2
50:32 sleeping in a canoe ft. Weezer #3 and Bababooey
52:37 The parasite returns
55:28 incoming bird
57:17 Black walls and white ceiling
1:01:01 Bottle cap collector
1:03:23 SwaggerSouls
1:05:00 Tommy, The one armed cat is back
1:08:13 Metal pipe clang + bloody fingers
1:12:20 Is that the clinicly insane person from the first bedroom stream?
1:15:08 Cat sitting like Schlatt
1:15:59 9/11 newspaper collection
1:20:57 Schlofus returns
1:22:41 Butchering Jschlatt's Album
1:23:36 Big Naturals (Everyone is here!)
1:26:17 middle finger to the chair + a gun
1:28:32 radiation
1:30:02 Gollum's room ft. Legs twisting
1:32:20 PC setup on teacher cart
1:34:08 RV Ft. The Rock
1:35:32 All hail Schlatt
1:36:48 Duck ft. Scott the woz
1:38:49 Goldfish
1:40:35 what's wrong with my jschlatt vinyl
1:41:12 Goon cave
1:42:30 contraption on the floor + NYC Desktop
1:45:19 Fire Alarms and Licence Plates ("Its FREE" needs to stop!)
1:48:00 Earrape mic
1:48:53 Hillrock Girl
1:50:37 Google image bedroom
1:53:19 Blurred vision + old language + tennis ball bird
1:54:24 Queen Lizzy's Box
1:56:18 FNAF furry
1:57:21 Full 180 turn
1:59:03 Mega Church PC setup
2:01:38 Collection of Harmonicas
2:04:25 Halo + 1999
2:05:24 No space ft. Weezer #4
2:06:34 Bathing the Weezer Blue Album (Weezer #5)
2:09:07 red 40 + that is not Schlatt's vinyl + 9/11
2:10:27 bomb defusal robot
2:13:28 Do y'all like my room?
2:13:50 average democrat voter
2:15:35 4.7 million room tour
2:17:57 Bathroom
2:19:15 Australia room tour
2:20:56 Blurred for privacy
2:22:20 old guy ft. Knockoff rammy
2:23:45 Schlatt Haminations video
2:27:30 Breaking bad the video game and Jschlatt video game
2:29:38 most pointless video of the bunch
2:30:44 DrDerpGamer Desktop (Foreshadowing)
2:33:45 DrDerpGamer Himself + bet
2:36:03 EnochJ's RETURN! (the timing lol) + Jschlatt winning The bet
2:41:08 There's the femboy
2:42:16 rubble bedroom
2:45:26 sound effects on blast +
Part 1 of stream ends
this is bullshit
I'm just kinda glad I didn't make it in.
EDIT: wait, did you just say part 1?
I imagine considering Based off the end of the video he was only at submissions for E.
Also the previous one was two parts as well.
@@TheAkrillionyup he said its gonna be done in 3 parts
I'm the I'm not a terrorist submission
Honestly really glad he was respectful about the wildfires instead of making jokes or anything. Good to see that meme page aside, he is actually a good kind person at heart.
Schlatts shown more emotion about that chair than he has any person ever.
Can confirm, you can prep, then cook a lasagna and eat it all within the length of this video.
The lasagna turned out very tasty
how many layers
@@DishonoredRatdepend, lasagna or wine, lasagna 3 ish, wine ♾️
i made an apple cobbler and ate a good bit of it before the video ended. It was also very good.
2:42:48 Man this was the toughest thing I watched from Schlatt’s stream. I’ll be honest I did not fully understand the pain of LA fire up until this video.
Thanks "shit" for loving our bedrooms
Not funny
27:50 ITS NOT WET, ITS JUST HOW IT LOOKED THE DAY I BOUGHT IT I SWEAR
Wet wall wet wall
i love how he only bullies the ones that actually try to show a good bedroom
I wanted to submit the inside of a abandoned chicken coop with just one pillow and a blanket. Ran out of time :(
It's okay. You're comment made me smile
It’s not okay. Your comment made me frown which cancels out the other guys smile I’m pretty sure that’s how it works
It's decent. Your comment alongside the previous two has left my face in a perpetual neutral expression.
25:40 schlatt said this was his “real” name in one of the sleep deprived podcast episodes, glad some people in chat understood the reference lol
Its only 5$ its embarrassing if you can't afford it :3
@@SterraRoar with how everything is priced now in certain states, it really isn't embarrassing. Most people with a working job cannot even afford rent or groceries..in the USA at least lol
@mintyapple610 dummy, its a joke it's the motto for the sleep deprived podcast. Im not actually calling it embarrassing, im quoting what they say about it.
broke talk @@mintyapple610
@@SterraRoarhow is he dumb because he didnt get a reference? not everyone is as internet inclined as you are brodie. now, here are the three rules:
1. Think before you type
2. Be respectful
3. With great power...
stay safe and have a wonderful day!
TIMESTAMPS:
0:19 Barack Obama’s Room
3:40 Mesozoic Era Room Tour
6:34 Minimalist Room (ANIMATION) + Boomer Schlatt doesn’t know who Groot is
8:19 “Everything wrong with my community encapsulated into one photo”
10:10 “Maybe this is everything wrong with my community in one”
11:03 The Schilter
14:11 Extraterrestrial Room Tour
16:57 Doxxed
20:16 Lithuanian Room
22:27 Mountain Unicycle
25:34 Tokyo Apartment (Ft. Jerusalem)
29:12 Jenga (ANIMATION)
31:21 Terrorist Room Tour
34:37 Anniepants
36:37 Fish
39:21 Hey Big Guy~ (Ft. Qoobo)
43:19 Minecraft Room
44:48 New Jersey (ANIMATION)
46:19 DIY House Tour
47:10 2nd Extraterrestrial Room
49:09 Schlatt Ascends
50:33 Outdoors Room Tour (If you made this one please hit my line)
52:42 Parasite Room Tour
55:37 Surprise Quail Appearance
57:23 Hitlist
1:01:04 Feeding Day
1:03:24 Swaggersouls Garage
1:05:13 Return of Tommy the One Armed Ball Licker
1:08:13 Metal Pipe Room + Boomer Schlatt can’t use AI
1:12:19 Trump Room Tour
1:15:08 Bigstinkybigtoe69
1:15:58 September 11th Newspaper Collection
1:20:59 Future Room (Ft. Schloofus)
1:22:40 A Very 1999 Christmas
1:23:36 “Real” Schlatt Appearance (Ft. Gamersupps)
1:26:17 Oscilloscope Room
1:28:33 Radioactive Room
1:30:05 The Legs
1:32:21 Media Cart Room
1:34:08 Prison Room Tour
1:35:31 The Schrine
1:36:50 Least Schizophrenic Schlatt Viewer (Ft. Ducks)
1:38:49 Goldfish
1:40:46 JSchlatt Vinyl
1:41:12 Gooncave
1:42:29 Room of a Crusader
1:45:20 Free Room
1:47:50 Shlojo (Ft. Legos)
1:48:57 Least Alcoholic Schlatt Viewer
1:50:37 Wealthiest Schlatt Viewer
1:53:21 Is That Real
1:54:25 Queen Elizabeth Room Tour
1:56:18 FNAF Room
1:57:20 George Washington Room Tour
1:59:05 Megachurch Room Tour
2:01:33 Harmonica Room
2:04:26 Halo Room (ft. 1999)
2:05:28 Null Space Room Tour
2:06:34 Cum Bath
2:09:06 A Very 2001 Christmas
2:10:30 Average Robotics Student
2:13:30 Average Redditors Room
2:13:53 Halloween Room
2:15:40 4.7 Million Dollar Room Tour
2:17:58 Boomer Bathroom Tour
2:19:13 Australian Dorm Tour
2:21:07 Blurred for Privacy
2:22:20 Barn Tour (Ft. Knockoff Rammy)
2:23:50 Animator Room Tour (Ft. Hammimations)
2:27:30 Schlatt Nothing But The Worst
2:29:45 Blurred for Privacy 2
3:31:06 Foreshadowing
2:33:44 THE RETURN OF DR DERP GAMER
2:36:03 Schlatts Crush Returns
2:41:09 Femboy
2:42:16 LA Room Tour
2:45:37 Samsung Galaxy i3
If you take a shot every time Schlatt complains about chairs you will fucking die halfway through the stream
Bro you are the definition of commitment, this guy FUCKS
29:11 i wonder who made this one...
i was so surprised when i made it in
also yes i have that ds in real life
friend
Yoo your animation was sick af
@Artboy_22 thank you!
Thank you “schlanket” for reviewing your viewers “schledrooms” once again and putting yourself through the horrors for our entertainment
the fact that an frc team made it in this video is amazing
42:50 the life-size Grein statue is insane I love it.
49:09 actually this one looks a lot better. It’s more detailed.
how can schlatt react so well with all the shadowy figures running behind him?
They're paid actors
1:29:20 5.46msv is like a yearly radiation dose for a uranium miner 😃😄😃 but also each foot between you and a radiation source halves your exposure rate, so depending on what the substance IS and what type of radiation it puts off it should be completely blocked when the dish cover is put back on. Unless it’s the dish itself, which would mean it’s fiestaware in brilliant red which was made with a detectable amount of uranium glaze in the 1930s
2:33:11 SCHLATT KNOWS WHO ME AND MY CAT ARE!!
this is my room. I am not DerpGamer. I’m just a silly girl
wait did you put derpgamer 'cause he said for you to put him there or you just like him? lmao
Woommmaann!!!
6:58 "is that the tree from stanger things" 😂
i need you to know i was crying laughing at the guy with the messed up legs it hurt so bad and i had to be quiet because my roommate was asleep but dear christ
Schlatt is 9 weeks pregnant like this comment so he can give birth 😁❤️🤰 the baby is overbaking
I think that’s actually under baked bro
Im looking so forward to what he RANKS each bedroom!
one of them he rates S iirc
1:29:21 the radiation guy should be fine since it's only registering 5.72 miroseiverts an hour and a dangerous dose starts around 100/hour :3
1:01:30 schlatt thanks for roasting me for saying "pop tabs" made my year
yeah im on schlatt with the chair one, office chairs feels more comfortable than gaming chairs to the surprise of no one. specially since there's almost always a bargain sale for office chairs because of companies closing down
shout out cinnam0nst3rr for sending the chat "active doody" at 2:12:45 really made my viewing experience that much better
24:35 House so good it was actually ranked
2:04:25
I LEGIT KNOW THAT GUY IRL, HE'S ONE OF MY FRIENDS LMAO
just checking in
Cant wait to see him rank each bedroon
2:34:29 found the drderpgamer in the chat! “I just have that kind of influence”
10:31 stop because that looks exactly like a room in the psych ward (this is coming from someone who's been there before)
It does! I'm just wondering how they convinced staff to let them put up merch lol especially if they used tacks?
here are the only timestamps you need:
- start: 0:00
- end: 2:46:38
I don't need those
the jschlatt reacts meme is still MASSIVE
wanna know what else is massive
@@StaticErratic MY MOM
@ LOW T- bro ruined it
@@StaticErraticMY FREAKING PENITS
Holy shit 24:28 he actually rated a submission!! Perfect submission for the first rating
so many skilled animators :3
This is like a yearly tradition
I love this series so much
Proud to see schlittle recycling his thumbnails like a rich guy should
Ive seen the Obama clip in the beginning in like three of these, hes not just recycling the thumbnails
You should do a best pets reaction ranking thing. That would be very cool and be full of good vibes
Good reactions this time Schlatt. Keep it up and you'll make it far.
Schlatt it's called Diddy Kitty cuz you have to oil it
Legend says schlatt never made it through all the submissions starting with D.
time to stay up for 3 hours to watch this
schlatt is becoming the older uncle you have to explain new slang to every holiday function😂😂
20:37 schedule saving up is the best joke ive ever heard
Crazy that 1:26:24 doesn't even mention all the martial arts awards. He's gonna need that prowess to stop the AI uprising.
i like how many reoccurring characters were on the stream, and we've barely got to the letter e
Is that the tree from stranger things 😭😭😭
7:00
Jokes aside i love schlatt
Can't wait for part 2 where schlart tank gets another bill he must pay
I need to know his taste in furniture as someone who’s into the bauhaus aesthetics and just furniture design in general goddamn
I love Schlut VODS
I don't wanna watch this right now, can you upload it later
The drunker, the mener, the funnier
Bills had to be paid, here we schaltt again..
Hello chatters that say hi to the VOD viewers, I see you
As a vod watcher, I regret not watching the live because of what you said at the start.
the 2nd to last video actually was so sad omfg i wish that guy the best
GOSH DAMIT I MISSED IT now i will have to want to wezzer shat with my wezzer record
As a sphinx cat owner(with 2) we do not oil our cats😭😭they have sweaters
Missed the stream but don’t fret I watched the vod
It’s hard to be broke when your in the negative my guy
To the L.A. Fires guy who lost his house, you get 20 big booms, come on guys. Boom!
Looks like Schloke is out of money again
Lets support his drinking hobby by liking, sharing and commenting on this video guys💕
the tank drivebase just chillin in the corner lmao
You know when schlatt posts, he has to pay rent in a month or two.
i love the schligh highs
yo this beef with Schlatt and Doctor Derp Gamer is getting legendary
1:49:43 schlatt actively realizing he's singlehandedly created a generation of alcoholics
42:00 I believe that is a Garmin Epix Pro 2, but I doubt it because there is no Schlatt fan that goes outside enough to need it. I though, am a Schlatt appreciator and use this watch for navigation on my climbing and backpacking trips.
he just cant stop talking about that goddamn chair
I‘m so grateful I made the cut, thank you schlatt 2:17:55
3 hours is crazy
24:15 this is the most interesting person and they would fit right in an anime
That “weapon” is the one and only baguette, the widest legal FRC robot
39:26 idk who you are but a miku fan, arlecchino body pillow, and kubo CHAT SHES THE ONE 😂
i need her in my life
I feel like part 2 is gonna be in a year and just jump scare everyone that did it
inshallah i will submit to one of these someday
Blud was too afraid to look at the rest of the rooms
Surprising lack of railroad fans ( railfans ) in schlatt’ s community which for some reason I find surprising.
I haven’t watched the whole thing but if my submission isn’t in here there’s gonna be some silly military play dough under your car Schlaggiteir
The contraption at 1:43:00 is definitely a makeshift crossbow trap rigged twords the door.
Watching this instead of the superbowl
His laugh could cure cancer
its always a good day when jschlatt post
I always miss the deadline for these lmao, I have so many trinkets and doodads that I'd love to flabbergast the Schlumsock
Oneday I’ll have a bedroom worthy of Schlatt
51:58 COMPETITIVE COUNTER STRIKE MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Oscilloscopes show electrical strength over time allowing you to see when signals aren't correct
48:47 wait wait wait SCHLATT IS 25? I thought he was in his thirties, but he is only 2 years older than me? I have no idea why that is so baffling to me
I honestly have no clue how I made my animation submission but i threw it together in like 10 days in a frenzy thanks to jschlatts amazing gamersupps jschloggenheimers titty milk
Thank you to jschlatts massive mommy milkers for letting me animate
2:05:49
FOLDER FROM ONE!!!!!!
I LOVE OBJECT SHOWS!!!!!
i will buy every single household item that the big guy sells, god as my witness
Omg yes, I've been waiting for this