Fun fact, I was in the general area of the ball park. I went up to say hi to “Schlatt”. I got a picture with him and asked if he truly was the maniac of Austin, Texas. And then he took his 32 inch gunner and bashed my teeth in. He then proceeded to drug me, take me to his basement and put bruises on my back from the baseballs, and broke both my arms with his maniac. 10/10 experience❤❤❤
ummm ackshually ✋️🤓 protagonist and antagonist aren't synonymous with "the good guy" and "the bad guy" but rather, the main character of the story, and their main obstacle. But I can see him being in his own way so you're still completely correct
@@therealmiriasu i think it was a bit when they pan over to where it was parked u can see cars in the other end of the parking lot, like they moved their cars to the opposite side
Also look at the way he throws the ball vs everyone else. That's a guy who played catch before every practice and game and it's engrained in his muscle memory how to throw a baseball.
It sure is nice to see “Schlatt” get to go out and have a “nice, wholesome time” with his “friends”, much like he did with that small New Hampshire village in 1999.
I think they did it for content. At least if the stuff in the video is in the order of what happened. Because in the part where they were spitting sunflower seeds at each other around 13:00 the car was still there, along with any point that the car would be visible (IE camera is pointed to the lot, little motion blur and not blocked). The sunflower bit was also after the leg injury so I assume they were winding down after that.
He had mentioned that he played it in his youth and in high school, and it's one of the main reasons he is lefty (though that one could be untrue or dramatized a little bit). His swing especially looked decent considering he hadn't played since high school
"Schlagg" is like this uncle you always hated as a kid, but when you grow up you come to realize he's the most sane and coolest guy in the family and you kind of have a depressive, existential panic attack after realizing how much you missed out during your childhood. Fuck you dad why did you leave me, mom is so sad everyday.
It's amazing to watch "Schlatt" play some "baseball" and injurying his "friends" harder than the people he "injured" back in 1999 during "the incident"
Wake up, Schlatt. You've been in a coma since the incident of 1999, and we've been trying to wake you up ever since. This "copypasta" is the only way the doctor said we could communicate to you. Come home, we love you, Schlatt.
Well it was probably one of the few open fields near him, cuz most little league fields and softball fields have really short fences, ans the longer fence fields are blocked off to the general public
I kind of find it funny that, with all the crazy stuff you can watch on TH-cam, it’s just more enjoyable to watch a couple guys play some casual baseball.
One time I met schlatt and he shattered both my legs with a baseball bat, hes such a great guy for taking the time out of his day to interact with a fan! Thanks for the several medical leg reconstructions and amazing experience meeting you! 🙏❤️
Okay but why does baseball with "Schlagg" look legitimately fun??? As a softball player back in my day i'd love to see more of them just having fun balling
I had just woken up sobbing nd crying in my sleep, hadn't stopped till I decided I'd distract myself on TH-cam. Seeing Schlatt the man with a new video had helped cope temporarily, I've even let myself give a little giggle throughout the video. Much Love big man, thank you for all you do for us, for things you don't even know you're helping with 💙
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I will never forgive you for what you have done.
yumi??
why did you like your own comment lmfao
Sup’
@@noahvanduuren8362 Why are you asking a person on the platform why they used a feature of the platform and not the questioning the platform itself?
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Got a little PTSD after seeing Schlatt with a bat in his hands....the last time that happened back in '99....
Poor poor family
They still haven't been found
@@danielhayes5430 they are talking about the other one
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@@danielhayes5430 no the other family
It's kinda Scary how you could see Ted Nivision hiding in the trees carrying a baseball bat looking at Schlatts knees
Classic Ted!
@quicktoorage yep
Ted is known for his serial knee breaking people with a baseball bat
@quicktoorage Yes
what
he prob took the cars
Fun fact, I was in the general area of the ball park. I went up to say hi to “Schlatt”. I got a picture with him and asked if he truly was the maniac of Austin, Texas. And then he took his 32 inch gunner and bashed my teeth in. He then proceeded to drug me, take me to his basement and put bruises on my back from the baseballs, and broke both my arms with his maniac. 10/10 experience❤❤❤
I want to experience this
@@TheBiggestBruh It's a great experience
the gunner is actually a nice bat tho. Not in 31 inch unless you are 2 foot seven though lmao
@@whitecoffee1427 well he told me the exact measurements of all his weapons…I mean… toys…
@@thatonememer69 lmao
Schlatt is the protagonist, comic relief, and the antagonist all at the same time.
Never forget the anti hero as well
He’s like Bender but more comic relief.
perfectly showcased at 3:33 where it all happens at once
@@apolloisnotashirt less*
ummm ackshually ✋️🤓 protagonist and antagonist aren't synonymous with "the good guy" and "the bad guy" but rather, the main character of the story, and their main obstacle. But I can see him being in his own way so you're still completely correct
don’t ever play with this guy
and dont ever become his enemy, otherwise you might suffer a series of incidents he caused back in '99
hi sofbilly
It’s awesome to see you were having “fun” with your “great” father playing baseball as a “family”
hi sofbilly
lmaoooo
“theyre towing you”
“ah that was a funny joke, scared me for a sec”
…
“your car is gone”
So wait did it actually get towed or was it a bit? I'm kinda new to the Schlattverse
@ItzMiriasu you never know, it's half the fun with him
@@lloopybook Trueee
@@therealmiriasu i think it was a bit when they pan over to where it was parked u can see cars in the other end of the parking lot, like they moved their cars to the opposite side
@@rayraysquid ahhh gotcha
12:16 Dude said “I hope I don’t hit you” then full strength sends the ball straight into Yumi
I didn’t know he could actually aim like that shot caught me off guard
the power with which schlatt hits these balls is terrifying
Fastballs melt steel beams
he had a lot of experience from back in '99
there has been a lot of time to practice back in '99..
he's used to it
You couldve said "The power with which schlatt hits balls is terrifying" and it wouldve been correct
Schlagg's swing is genuinely impressive, dude really wasn't lying about growing up with baseball
Honestly as someone who also played a lot of baseball growing up, his swings and his pitches are on point.
@@sk3l3tor416 fr the scoop he did was clean too
he didn't spend all that time playing on the wii with his baseball buds for nothing
Also look at the way he throws the ball vs everyone else. That's a guy who played catch before every practice and game and it's engrained in his muscle memory how to throw a baseball.
Makes you wonder what else he isn’t lying about.
schlatt just spitting the seeds at people is a mood 😭😂
Just wish he showed them how to fling seeds
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@@rokerpow7803 fr lol
@@rokerpow7803lmao fr
"It matches your eyes"
"It matches what I've done."
That poor family...
Schott has such very good friends who definitely weren't persuaded to going there
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My favorite part was when Ted Nivison suddenly appears and breaks schlatt’s hand with the bat.
He was the one that towed his car
I'm only 3 minutes in, and I'm already looking forward to the rest
I have been lied to
@@broname8849 it was a reference to a Chuckle Sandwich episode (no clue which)
@@robbe2647 all of 'em
The fact that Schlatt is actually good at baseball is the most New York thing and I'm here for it.
Schlagg is a baseball genius he literally positioned his stance perfectly to hit him in the leg
It sure is nice to see “Schlatt” get to go out and have a “nice, wholesome time” with his “friends”, much like he did with that small New Hampshire village in 1999.
That, poor, Poor family
@@davidproductions1974 my cousins lived in that village, thank god schlatt finally cleaned it up, they were annoying
what
I remember those days in Hampshire. I was eating at a Denny's when he...the big "man" came in. 24 years later, I still can't shake it from my head.
I was there when he "visited" Detroit not two months after. So many lives in an instant...
watching schlunk do something he actually likes is actually refreshing
I do wish we could see him pitch tho, since he had talked about his pitching a lot, would be cool to see what mph he topped out at
Fucking schlunk??? Wtf😂😂😂
Actually
@@dudemanofdude i mean if it was just high school i would assume like 70/75 tops
@kpenis17 true, though I mean, most seniors throw mid 80s at least nowadays
Schlatt's attention to physical comedy always makes me laugh, His comedic timing is fantastic, adore this man in a not parasocial way
Schlatt seems like the really cool uncle that gives you nerf guns and sugar at the family christmas party
This is the chaotic shit I need in my life
fr
@Seriously? How???
@Seriously? Man shut your goofy ass mouth, you don't what the word even means if ur saying it like that
@Seriously? Funny you say that while being subscribed to Steven Crowder lmao
@@EchoTheGayOne bro really went through his subscribed list. 💀
It's so nice seeing schlatt take the day to play ball with his sons
Pretty sure this is Schlagg, but the sentiment still applies
the scrunchie on his wrist means so much to me
you mean so much to me
@@zanderwithaz5315 No, u mean so much to me, u don't even get it ugh
@@drink_sv_odka omg thanks garfield
@@zanderwithaz5315 WHY CANT U TAKE A HINT!? MARRY ME ALREADY!
i like that schlatt does whatever tf he wants to the gc because he knows he has no consequences to any of his actions
sounds a little sus when u put it like that
Love the speck of dust throughout a majority of the video, it really adds to the quality. Keep it up!
Im pretty sure its spit from shlagg's sunflowrr seed attack
This knowledge only makes it more obtrusive
I had a strong urge to clean my screen the whole time
@@Gandhi_Physique wiped my screen off twice before i realized lmao
11:16 the way Schlagg casually catches a comebacker is what gets me
The way I kept replaying that shit
@TheSportsGuru yeah lol. They're treating it like he hit it like at least 80 mph, that shit was 60 at most
@@dudemanofdude 🤓
@@dudemanofdude Yeah I think the catch at 7:18 was more impressive, and still wasn't anything wild, but he did it with very little effort
@@dudemanofdude average schlatt fan has the hand eye coordination of a retarded mouse so of course they think that's impressive
Its a proven fact that everyone from new york automatically knows how to play baseball
Schlatt is so evolved he can see scents. As chronicled at 4:12, "Look at that smell, look at that smell."
The fact that they actually got towed kills me😂
I think they did it for content. At least if the stuff in the video is in the order of what happened. Because in the part where they were spitting sunflower seeds at each other around 13:00 the car was still there, along with any point that the car would be visible (IE camera is pointed to the lot, little motion blur and not blocked). The sunflower bit was also after the leg injury so I assume they were winding down after that.
@@explosify5035 inspector gadget over here
@@explosify5035take your autism elsewhere
7:16 the casual grace that he catches that ball with is beautiful.
That is pretty normal after a weak popup
I love how when Yumi got hit the first thing he said was "I gotta go to foot heaven and get a replacement"
Jshlatt's "Watch the news tonight." sounded so much like something a super villain would say.
9:04 i love how caring "Schlatt" is in this clip
Incredible acting by “Schlatt”
12:25 also
Bro, for some reason I fr dodged it😭
It felt like a video game cutscene where an ally is getting you back on your feet
4:11 "Schlatt" touching and smelling balls gives me life, "they call me the maniac of Austin, Texas" is pure perfection
i have a feeling youre from braking bad
@@tacos300l teah, but i just can't put my finger on it
are you from braking bad
why is schlatt in quotations???
@@cyncxdthe kid named finger:
I like how schlatt is just casually hitting ROPES, like DINGERS, like ABSOLUTELY BOMBS
On a 250 field with slower than bp pitches? I would hope so
youre such a fucking nerd lol
I think the biggest part of the video is that at 6:44 it's revealed that Schlatt has Life360 which means he is *actively* tracking his friends.
"It matches your eyes"
"It matches what I've done." Yeah we know
I’m deeply in love with this man
ong
Fax
Which one, there are like 5 in this video 💀
Least parasocial schlatt fan
Gay ass
Something very peaceful about watching Schlatt and his sons play baseball.
Schlagg really knows how to handle balls, I'm impressed.
Schlatt actually knows his baseball. Knowing the drop 3rd strike was so unexpected. Big ups big guy
He had mentioned that he played it in his youth and in high school, and it's one of the main reasons he is lefty (though that one could be untrue or dramatized a little bit). His swing especially looked decent considering he hadn't played since high school
“Look at that smell”- Lil’ Schlugger (4:12)
Schlatthei Ohtani
I’m now a shlaggot for life
This type of content is so refreshing. How often do people our age actually go out and do something like this? Hoping to see more
Love the reaction vids bro!
@@brockly6434 ty ty man
Because most people can't afford this shit for fucksake
So glad skatt is getting out and recovering after his injury from the shootout 3 weeks ago
We dont talk about the orphanage incident around here.. you best learn quickly before "jshart" finds out about your existence.
Wait, he did another thing. Wow, what did he do this time
April 9th.
RIP to the 15 woman
"Whatch the news tonight" He said calmly... "All of them"
Watching them do this feels like the beach episode of an anime 😭
9:04 That was such an amazing Wattpad moment of Schlatt I’ve ever experienced please do it again.
Gonna write that down on my sticky notes
@@writerintherye Hang it up on your wall for the world to see my friend
"Nick you're so slow and fat" actually killed me.
they're jealous of his luscious behind
Getting a 24 minute ad of a pastor preaching about spiritual god stuff is so schlattcore
"And why is he limping?"
Boy, you do not wanna know what "Schlatt" did last night.
50 seconds in and im already laughing i love this guy
"I'm not going into foot heaven schlatt"
How do you have 2 top comments
"why is he limping"
Imagine working and seeing schlatt come in, buy a gunner bat, say watch the news, then leave 💀
No one:
The smudge on the camera: ⚫️
Schlatt is slowly looking more and more like that turbo handsome photoshop of his face
The power that Schlugg was hitting with that bat is terrifying
And hot
There wasn't much since the pitches were extremely slow
@@dudemanofdude 🤓
schlalalalalalalalalatt
Seeing him enjoy himself and popping off warms my heart🖤
0:38 i made the mistake to drinking some milk during this part. It took everything I had to not shoot it out my nose.
Schlatt hit the big league chew so hard at 2:05 I thought he put on the handsome face filter
Even from the very beginning at 1:40 I was laughing so hard. "Really? What channel?"
Great video. Very chill, very fun, and made me genuinely smile
This has been my favorite video in months. I would love to see more content like this with the boys on Schlagg.
Kicking my feet in the air when shlagg hits the ball into the void 🤭
12:23 Is this what "schlatt" meant by "one leg"?
9:04 had me freaking jumping out of my seat....
I literally dodged to the side lmao 💀
11:31
"it's so much shorter than it looks!"
shlagg: "oh i've heard that"
"Schlagg" is like this uncle you always hated as a kid, but when you grow up you come to realize he's the most sane and coolest guy in the family and you kind of have a depressive, existential panic attack after realizing how much you missed out during your childhood.
Fuck you dad why did you leave me, mom is so sad everyday.
Just by picking bats on name rather than performance, Schlatt ended up with the Warstic Gunner, which is actually a very good bat in BBCOR.
It's amazing to watch "Schlatt" play some "baseball" and injurying his "friends" harder than the people he "injured" back in 1999 during "the incident"
0:45 He has been walking like this since the hide-and-seek video. The only thing that stops him from committing 1999 again is being a bottom
Wake up, Schlatt. You've been in a coma since the incident of 1999, and we've been trying to wake you up ever since. This "copypasta" is the only way the doctor said we could communicate to you.
Come home, we love you, Schlatt.
8:09 “oh my god, look at the way he’s fucking standing”
Yumi: 🧍🏻♂️
I swear Schlatt chose the smallest baseball park just to show off 🤣
Well it was probably one of the few open fields near him, cuz most little league fields and softball fields have really short fences, ans the longer fence fields are blocked off to the general public
that one guy watching the news "HUNNY I SWEAR HES GONNA BE ON HERE"
"look at that smell" schlatt is that guy that can see smells, hear colours and smell sounds....
Schlatt walking around the store making vague threats is just 👌
I kind of find it funny that, with all the crazy stuff you can watch on TH-cam, it’s just more enjoyable to watch a couple guys play some casual baseball.
One time I met schlatt and he shattered both my legs with a baseball bat, hes such a great guy for taking the time out of his day to interact with a fan! Thanks for the several medical leg reconstructions and amazing experience meeting you! 🙏❤️
I'm not surprised that Schlatt is athletic but I just wouldn't have come to that conclusion on my own
the image of Schlatt limping his way into Foot Heaven will forever live in my brain
I love this wholesome type of video, seems so genuine with schlatt just hanging out with his friends 🥹
4:11 "Look at that smell." Jschlatt -2023
How are none of ya'll questioning "Schlatt" telling his fellow lizards to "Look at that smell, my god."
Schlitt really knows how to handle balls.
Yumi and Schlatt is such a good combo
I love the smudge on the camera. It's my favorite part
Okay but why does baseball with "Schlagg" look legitimately fun??? As a softball player back in my day i'd love to see more of them just having fun balling
This feels like a chinese knock off of The Sandlot
We need more of the group and Schlattle
Finally, something other than a reaction! Thank you Schlatt!
This tehnologi is insane, is like Sclott is here with us. RIP big guy
Damn this is nostalgic, haven't played baseball in years.
It's nice to see Schlatt just playing a good game of ball with the boys.
I had just woken up sobbing nd crying in my sleep, hadn't stopped till I decided I'd distract myself on TH-cam. Seeing Schlatt the man with a new video had helped cope temporarily, I've even let myself give a little giggle throughout the video. Much Love big man, thank you for all you do for us, for things you don't even know you're helping with 💙
I hope youre doing okay ♥
You doing okay now, mate?
11:29 flawless Ted nivison impression ☺️
Schlatt taking daddy hacks as the starting pitcher
schlatt making a sports video to fight the gay allegations
13:00 Plants vs Zombies colorized 1940
I was sitting here for probably 5 minutes wondering why Schlatt has a 5th grader following him everywhere before I realized it was Yumi
"you tell no one about that" best quote ever
i really feel like schlatt just guessed the password to this account and made it his own