I loved that final shot. The developers of Conan Exiles do not know how to tell a story. If Google didn't exist no one would know what to do with the key that you get from the Queen.
The game is fine with it's story. It's on the user to pay attention to things. Problem is, in this day and age, nobody notices anything, and everybody forgets details.
@@themarlboromandalorian I disagree. Exiles is a fantastic sandbox. The developers put zero effort into storytelling. They sprinkled in a handful of lore nuggets and gave up. There is no connective tissue to make the backstory engaging.
Dogpile is a thing Neebs. Someone is laying down surrouded by people and one of them yells DOGPILE! and everyone jumps on top of each other like a fumble in football
Detect resources helps you find Blood Crystal, of which only spawns in certain places on the map. You can also find them without the spell by walking exactly on the spot they spawn, the spell does make it easier when you don't know the location.
The Conan Series is awesome, and you guys are doing great. Always love the show.. but yall need to get on Once Human ASAP. This game is made for this group.
Space Mammoth: the single greatest moment on the internet! It's likely inspired the Space Mule charge in the latest Star Wars film, Star Wars: The Flachtlant Force.
Wak is such an informative addition to their Conan team, I wish they had someone like him to add to their Ark team. While I understand their videos are entertainment, its painful to watch them struggle with things like taming and breeding. Why not shock us by using kibble? Just once? Neebs loves farming so it would still be on brand. Bonus points for using the correct kibble 😂
11:10 With those eye-holes he looks like a medieval baymax. When I think of evil armies I think of rapidly expanding empires of man. Giving foriegn people no choice but to assimilated or die as a maimed corpse as an example. "We are the gods of a new world order, we are the soldiers, the legion of light, we are thr Center, the death of the son, fire and flame, all are one."
20:20 - This is SO reminescent of Minecraft's fire behind the throne with a chest. And then this whole game feels very Skyrim with the key to quarters... 21:12 We need Appsro/Simon Home&Gardens sketches moar plz
Didn't you get the sense of triumph from the first time you could defeat one of those giant golems before the other could activate? That was a milestone to me.I know this isn't the first time you guys have fought this boss.
Anthony. If you wish to take the evil to another level. Unholy communion armor would set the mood to war chief of evil army. But I also think you might enjoy the Khitian exile armor you learn by bounty hunting for the plans. You get it from the bounty locations. Also a good trudgeon and binding that won't break for long time. It is eastern style armor for your style before the death.
Holy crap, Anthony is like when Butters from South Park turns evil and Wak is like his smarter, more capable underling. That's hilarious. Neebs and Appsro are more like Pinky and the Brain.
Anthony with another fake villain arch lol I was so excited for the first tease I thought it would be hilarious hopefully he follows through this time 😅
this is such a good series, I look forward to each episode every week. Wak is a really good adition to this play-through. kudos for bringing him on-board.
I've only ever tried playing Conan once, and that was years ago. So I have zero clue what's happening and how it's happening, but this was still great lol
Anthony's pain hit so hard. I didn't know the game well and solo the mess out of it and had a few legendaries, great armor, etc when I decided to explore the edge of a area to bypass a large camp. To do so, I hand to climb a mountain and that's when I first saw the red energy wall. Such map walls ALWAYS either block you or give you a death timer. And so I assumed this game was no different. I decided to quickly pass through to get to a spot about 15 feet away. Only to instantly die! It ticked me off a great deal and went to get my stuff. Only to die with each attempt before my stuff despawned. THAT sent me over the edge and I quit the game for about 2 months. The boundary walls are major 🐃💩. No reason for the developers to make the boundaries instant death like that! If anything, leave the look of it, but just don't let players through it!
I freaking love Appsro's commitment to the bits 🤣🤣🤣
I loved that final shot. The developers of Conan Exiles do not know how to tell a story. If Google didn't exist no one would know what to do with the key that you get from the Queen.
That seems to be the case with a number of these open world survival games unfortunately.
The game is fine with it's story.
It's on the user to pay attention to things.
Problem is, in this day and age, nobody notices anything, and everybody forgets details.
They aren’t telling a story, but there’s a story there if you choose to actively investigate it.
@@themarlboromandalorian I disagree. Exiles is a fantastic sandbox. The developers put zero effort into storytelling. They sprinkled in a handful of lore nuggets and gave up. There is no connective tissue to make the backstory engaging.
I agree. It was a great transition to the Gate. Good work, Team Neebs!
Gotta appreciate that ending sequence with the camera work and music, absolutely beautiful
Dogpile is a thing Neebs. Someone is laying down surrouded by people and one of them yells DOGPILE! and everyone jumps on top of each other like a fumble in football
@ 02:39 Dip, Dip, Potato, Chip.
Neebs doesn't know phrases like 'Dog Pile', movies like 'The Sandlot', but kniws random tap-dancers and makes up his own phrases.
The juxtaposition between a massive sledge hammer breaking a large stone golem and then…
Ol’ lil tink tink poking toes!!!
I'd bet money neebs is using a strength build with that agility sword.
"I see a black monkey" is crazy lol gotta love him
If Wak doesn't tell them, they'll NEVER find the door that keys is for. N-e-v-e-r.
Thick would've known ...
The editor clearly knows, since it's shown at the end.
they figured it out last time
@@doeboy-wg1jv "Oh yeah, Ross from Friends" ~Neebs
@@davidvondoom2853 Ada knows all.
Really driving the pumpkin joke into the center of the earth, aren't we? Love you guys!
Not a joke, universally confirmed fact
.. Indeed!?😂
@@tazstidson4231 Yes, it is the way
Dog pile on the rabbit. Bugs bunny. Thunder dome was Tina Turner not Whitney Houston. Hope that helped 😎👍🍻
Anthony's fainting acting is on point
Detect resources helps you find Blood Crystal, of which only spawns in certain places on the map. You can also find them without the spell by walking exactly on the spot they spawn, the spell does make it easier when you don't know the location.
Chris Tucker in Rush Hour-Good Guy in snakeskin. You’re welcome.
Anthony could only be considered mildy evil maybe in Canada. lol
Nah, Canadians are way more evil than Anthony. They're known for committing war crimes.
Honestly Ada, I really want the intro music singing "dip, dip, potato chip" while credits roll
The Conan Series is awesome, and you guys are doing great. Always love the show.. but yall need to get on Once Human ASAP. This game is made for this group.
Dip dip potato chip. Dip dip potato chip.
Neebs, use a sickle next time you get flowers. It yields a lot more 👍
yea, i was saying the same thing
I was trying not to scream it at the screen
Wow, the devs learned from another game.
Neebs never progresses when it comes to tools. Weapons and armor sure, tools no.
*never gonna happen* if i learned anything from ark, they dont use efficient things/mechanix
Did Dora learn nothing from BFF... you don't teambag😅
DIP DIP POTATO CHIP
That was Neebs, that never learned that rule .
I cracked up when I saw that
i checked and he was one of the two explaining it to neebs.
Dora:"you only teabag the enemy".😂
...except literally _all_ of them other than Wak "team bags" lol
G-oh-lem is the stone giant, g-ah-lem is the character from lord of the rings.
dont worry thick will never be replaced community, I dont mind wak as long as he says it with his chest ;)
That city of apes is where Dora and Thick talked about how much Dora loved V.
I would love to see anthony convert simon to the evil.
2:38 Interesting form of CPR.
"Your snakeskin suit and your alligator boot
You don't need a launderette, you take it to the vet"
- The Clash - "Koka Kola"
wak doing pushups in back got me XD
War Robot needs to team up with Space Mammoth. Just sayin...Also happy Friday everyone!
SPACE MAMMOTH!!!!
@wesosaurusflex6276 Yes! I just get Dora singing SPACE MAMMOTH in my head more often than I'd like to admit. 🤣
Space Mammoth: the single greatest moment on the internet! It's likely inspired the Space Mule charge in the latest Star Wars film, Star Wars: The Flachtlant Force.
That last cut was dope as hell!
I feel Anthony's pain I too have lost much to that game and its always painful. Also Neebs not using a tool on the herbs was painful to watch lol
Dora t-bagging Anthony 😂
2:34 "Oh, well, as you're there"
@@SixBadgesmore like "ass you're there", I'll see myself out.
Wak is such an informative addition to their Conan team, I wish they had someone like him to add to their Ark team. While I understand their videos are entertainment, its painful to watch them struggle with things like taming and breeding. Why not shock us by using kibble? Just once? Neebs loves farming so it would still be on brand. Bonus points for using the correct kibble 😂
Evil Anthony : Build me an army worthy of Mordor
I love how they try to make Anthony feel better, but by his voice you can tell he feels worse and worse 😅
11:10
With those eye-holes he looks like a medieval baymax.
When I think of evil armies I think of rapidly expanding empires of man.
Giving foriegn people no choice but to assimilated or die as a maimed corpse as an example.
"We are the gods of a new world order, we are the soldiers, the legion of light, we are thr Center, the death of the son, fire and flame, all are one."
WAK again great meeting you and Mrs. WAK and thank you for being the spirit guide for these knuckleheads.
How in the world does Neebs not know what a dog pile is?! Great vid, lads!
Neebs has never heard of a “dog pile” but “gangb*ng” is perfectly normal 😂
never heared of dog pile either
I’ve noticed that the Neebs crew have very limited vocabularies, considering that they’re supposed to be native speakers.
GOE - LEM!!!! Not Gollum!!!!! Dammit!
Anthony has no clue how to be evil. He’s too nice a person. He needs to apprentice under Appsro 😂
20:20 - This is SO reminescent of Minecraft's fire behind the throne with a chest.
And then this whole game feels very Skyrim with the key to quarters...
21:12 We need Appsro/Simon Home&Gardens sketches moar plz
Anthony trying to sound evil reminds me of Professor Chaos from south park...
21:22 nice callback to the first season ;)
Appsro, Neebs, y'all did this before remember? She's near the bar that Conan is at.
"remember"? Lmfao. They don't do that!
@@schakTheNerd Ik... But I can dream lol
Besides, if Simon can get better at games, like he has been recently, they can improve too 🤣
Someone there knows, because they show the door to her quarters at the very end.
Guys, they're dumb lol
@@davidvondoom2853 well, Adahop is editing it, so... And she's just going to let them flounder because it's funny.
Refusing to respond to Dora. So evil, Anthony.
FYI irl _lotus_ are water plants tbomk
Also, ANTHONY that was a magnificently timed, dramatic faint @beginning. 😵👏👏
Neebs grabbing the flowers with his bare hands instead of a sickle hurts me.
Didn't you get the sense of triumph from the first time you could defeat one of those giant golems before the other could activate? That was a milestone to me.I know this isn't the first time you guys have fought this boss.
Anthony's evil thank you gifts could be a running thing
Traditional gift flowers are usually something that can be made into tea, or even medicinal poultices. There's a reason for that.
LOL, Dora once apoligized for blaming space lazers on the jews, anyone remember the game he was paying with the fellas?
Was it the ark, with the space mammoth thing?
@@Beastiemon007 nope, good guess tho
@@MaxMillion-s1e was it Pulsar?
Among Us
The way the stairs are arranged is actually so you DO charge off and hurt yourself...at least that is my excuse for having shattered shins
Love the ending shot/flyover
The song that plays at 2:40 is called “Dark Rose” by Marek Jakubowicz
It reminds me of Nier Automata and Steven Universe music. The fading in and atmosphere with that music was pure gold
Anthony. If you wish to take the evil to another level. Unholy communion armor would set the mood to war chief of evil army. But I also think you might enjoy the Khitian exile armor you learn by bounty hunting for the plans. You get it from the bounty locations. Also a good trudgeon and binding that won't break for long time. It is eastern style armor for your style before the death.
"The Stupid Voice" I like it. It's like The Foot.
that little rock golem golem is adorable
10:03 dat jumpscare tho
EYEBALLSSSS
I found out I can't tolerate both thick and Simon not being in a video
5:57 That helmet looks like the Jeepers Creepers creature's head. Lol 🕸🕷
Love the travel cam to her apartment ❤
That map flyover was excellent
Give Appsro a round headed golem, and name it "renegade awesome'
Okay but that ending cut scene was amazing
The flyover to door was perfect
loved the outro i knew they would never find it! Lol
this is just the conan gods way of saying they dont want him in there lands no more
Anthony losing his stuff sent him down the path of evil. What a tragedy.
Next thing you know...BREAD WORLD!!!
Have you ever heard the story of AnthonyCSN the Wise? No, I thought not, its not a story Mitra would tell.
@@IronwolfXVI sounds made up to me
I mean, the horse killings should have been a red flag.
Anthony is turning from Butters to Professor Chaos.
I left as soon as Anthony said " now people will.stay till the end "
Holy crap, Anthony is like when Butters from South Park turns evil and Wak is like his smarter, more capable underling. That's hilarious. Neebs and Appsro are more like Pinky and the Brain.
Anthony with another fake villain arch lol I was so excited for the first tease I thought it would be hilarious hopefully he follows through this time 😅
5 hits on the witch queen guardian to kill it !! . Don’t make the game too easy for yourselves lads lol
Funcom did that. The nerfs to bosses and the purge are UNFORGIVABLE.
this is such a good series, I look forward to each episode every week.
Wak is a really good adition to this play-through. kudos for bringing him on-board.
That Spy Kids 1 reference is a deep cut lol loved that movie.
perfect ending shot good job editor
miss seeing thick 44 rip
The Gholem looks like the Kung Fu Robots from Ice Pirates!
I've only ever tried playing Conan once, and that was years ago. So I have zero clue what's happening and how it's happening, but this was still great lol
Great video guys, thanks!
Y'all know there's three whole cities between Dallas and McKinney, right? 🤠
Someone tell Appsro that the armor recipe he learned from the Witchqueen's throne is the dress he wanted.
Anthony's pain hit so hard.
I didn't know the game well and solo the mess out of it and had a few legendaries, great armor, etc when I decided to explore the edge of a area to bypass a large camp.
To do so, I hand to climb a mountain and that's when I first saw the red energy wall. Such map walls ALWAYS either block you or give you a death timer. And so I assumed this game was no different.
I decided to quickly pass through to get to a spot about 15 feet away. Only to instantly die! It ticked me off a great deal and went to get my stuff. Only to die with each attempt before my stuff despawned. THAT sent me over the edge and I quit the game for about 2 months.
The boundary walls are major 🐃💩. No reason for the developers to make the boundaries instant death like that! If anything, leave the look of it, but just don't let players through it!
Dora! You dont Tbag someone you didnt kill! And never someone on your own team! The song tells us so!
Finally they go for the witch Queen to get the armor
Just realized Neebs gaming are the guys locked in the vault..
Neebs, there are pumpkin stores. They are called Hobby Lobby.
haha that golem, reminds me of baymax off of Big Hero 6 but a slim version.
Never gonna stop the drop! Dip, dip!
lmao just geting teabagged on the title screen to soothing piano music
Anthony is like Peter Griffin lol
Did that location move or what?
Why can't Anthony just go grab another sword?
I grab one every time I'm in the neighbourhood.
i feel like we are finally meeting the people who build all your ark bases...
8:43 moments like this is what makes Neebs gaming so good 😂, and then Dora and Anthony afterwards with Wak 🤌 best show on TH-cam
i had nightmares of the thumb thumbs haha
Crazy fun boys.
10:03 lol
Ah yes Razma... AKA Ross, from Friends.
10:01 LMFAO!
wak getting his kendrick lamar on when they were making the goalem goolem