Not since 1989, when the John Hughes scripted rant of one Clark W. Griswold Jr graced our theater screens, has there been a better takedown of humanity than this epic oration by The Bird, Chad. Bravo!
If Hello Kitty isn't a cat... does that mean Chad the Bird isn't actually a bird?!?!? Is the sky not really blue?!? Are double stuffed oreos not really double the stuffing!?!? IS NOTHING REALLY REAL!?!? WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON!?!?!
If Hello Kitty is five apples tall, she is definitely more than one apple wide, and maybe one-ish apple deep. But she weighs only three apples, which would make her significantly less dense than an apple, which seems wrong for both cats and humans
@@Jshsprngr So usually im behind the bar, they had to move me to the front cuz there was a jazz band in my place and THEN to the side cuz those drums are an afro fusion band and they were too heavy to move! THIS PLACE IS WILDb
My understanding has always been that Hello Kitty was inspired (or influenced) by the traditional waving cat statues and the stories they were based on.
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“You upright climate fucking….”😂😂😂😂😂 my boy Chad roasted us humans at the end 👏👏👏👏👏
@@jtj1331 😁🥃
Not since 1989, when the John Hughes scripted rant of one Clark W. Griswold Jr graced our theater screens, has there been a better takedown of humanity than this epic oration by The Bird, Chad. Bravo!
@@_Will919 THE HIGHEST PRAISE! My Christmas bonus SHALL BE A POOL! REJOICE!
Great rant at the end. Your inner bird came out. Love it
@@BrokenT4545 Cant hold back anymore!
If Hello Kitty isn't a cat... does that mean Chad the Bird isn't actually a bird?!?!? Is the sky not really blue?!? Are double stuffed oreos not really double the stuffing!?!? IS NOTHING REALLY REAL!?!? WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON!?!?!
(Throws open window) WHAT IS REEEEAAALLL??!!!
Actually I saw a Food Theory video that proved double stuffed Oreos are indeed double the stuff. So take comfort knowing that.
Birds aren't real
@@SM-qe4wdbirds are real, Chads aren't real
That was one of the finest Triple F Outs I've ever seen executed
Love the work chad can't wait
😁🤘
"I COME FROM DINOSAURS!"
If only we could see more of the audience trembling at your mighty and well-aimed invective! Someday, you will have justice.
@@derekdexheimer3070 JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL!
Those slurs at the end were amazing😂
Totally absolutely justified
@@bryansnaylor (Smiles Timothy Olyphantly)
I’m counting down the days until I can one day see Chad the bird in person
@@willpower8289 Keep an eye on chadthebird.com I MAY BE COMIN YER WAY!
@@ChadTheBird YAY!! I will!!
Goooaaalllll!!! Hell yeah! Damn right! And Thank You Bird Brotha! 😆 I completely agree! 🤗💯💃🎯 Measley human here. I love watching your videos!
Surely there's some irony in a bird defending the cat population, but it won't be found here.
@@barefootculture8606 NAY! NO IRONY HERE! TAKE THAT OUTSIDE!
If Hello Kitty is five apples tall, she is definitely more than one apple wide, and maybe one-ish apple deep. But she weighs only three apples, which would make her significantly less dense than an apple, which seems wrong for both cats and humans
Every Tuesday, I have some things to look forward to. You, my good bird, are one of those things.
Now that you mention it, I really do want to be a dragon. One with four legs.
NOT RIGHT NOW! 🤣👏
Thanks!
That last "Christmas Vacation" rant tho 👌 ❤😂
Whoa! Camera angle change! I need a small venue tour sometime of this place. I thought Chad was set up at the bar, not on a stage!
@@Jshsprngr So usually im behind the bar, they had to move me to the front cuz there was a jazz band in my place and THEN to the side cuz those drums are an afro fusion band and they were too heavy to move! THIS PLACE IS WILDb
@@ChadTheBird those drums definitely looked like they’d be making some interesting music! If I’m ever in Chicago!
Chad is being filmed from an alternate angle...my world is rocked....
Zoom in, it's even better
@@CJCostaRica I like this angle better
Whoa! Chad ma littl' pinka! So angry LMAO 🤣🤣🤣 chill out. That's a lot of tension in feathers 😅😅😅
Please come to Kansas City or Lawrence Kansas. The Bottleneck or Jazzhaus would be perfect for you.
You sir are an ealuscops ealuscop and i salute you.
Damn, ain't nobody in that room cool?
@@GreenLantern814 they pour HEAVY at that bar, lucky they even remembered my name!
Nice Anglel!!!!
@@bikehunter82 🥹😏🙂↔️Thanks ive been working out
@ChadTheBird ... this is why we love you, lol!
I feel so bad.
@@bryandraughn9830 Just give us snacks and gift cards and we’re all good!
My understanding has always been that Hello Kitty was inspired (or influenced) by the traditional waving cat statues and the stories they were based on.
@@LungsOutJem So the creator Yuko Shimizu says it came from a memory of a white kitten but maybe it also could wave.
Damn. Chad!
@@fejimanz I do say!👏
Mickey mouse, isn't actually a mouse since created during the depression
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