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i love watching these videos and seeing regulars come in time after time. they all look so kind and gummy.....

i love watching these videos and seeing regulars come in time after time. they all look so kind and gummy.....

Chi-Chi’s. Where most Minnesota GenXrs likely had their first Margarita.

Elon in his gross racist wisdom of course not realizing that one person having way too many kids with other people is actually harmful af to the gene pool because it increases the chances of cousins or even siblings ending up screwin' and having babies with tons of birth defects. See that one documentary about the dude who has like a thousand kids.

“When you treat people like people, people people better”. That is one of the silliest and yet simultaneously most profound statements of the decade 😂 4:42

Gonna be awkward sitting around the bar on Christmas trying to explain this.

Besides being just. Absolutely ego driven by the idea of selling…that Elon fails to consider people who aren’t having kids? It’s not about oh I don’t have ‘the perfect specimen’. Most people would wanna have kids (if they do) would want to have kids with. Ya know. Someone they care about.

Lots of folks hate the word Moist, but maybe they're unaware of Cloaca

Nailed it

The last part gave me "YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG?" vibes. Chad as a Texan who lived in Chicago, please come to Tejas for REAL, unbastardized Tex Mex. ❤

I am definitely keeping "when you treat people like people, people people better" in my lexicon from now on

Always THE BEST!!! Love you, birdbrain!!!

Currently making my way through finals. Stopped for today so I can take a moment to watch my favorite bird

GENIUS!!!

🎉🎉🎉🎉

2:30 there's some mental imagery I did not need.....7:15 sounds like a bad family guy cutaway, but then again everything EWlon does kinda gives that energy

Chad my dad status has forever been cemented by you by the Ultima reference :) Also RIP JAMES EARLE JONES forever missed.

I got to be the 420th like. Nice.

In Colorado jaywalkung is still a criminal offense

Nailed it!

Chichis never died, it got shattered and spread across the PNW like most Midwestern families

Surge! There was a time where as a tiny deliquent i lived exclusively on surge and shark bite 🦈 fruit snacks. Also fruit stripe gum although it was brief flavor. 🦓 That zebra yipes was a cheeky bastard the look on him saying... Ya we know the flavor doesn't last long but what are you gonna do about it? 😂 Great show chad! 👏

Damn, this had me litterally choking on my dinner funny! Btw, I ate at there once, i think i was 10...even at 10 i knew *meh*.

😂

After extensive research, I can say: this is the best thing. Like ever. No discussion. This is peak. Universially. The. Best. Thing. Period.❤

As an midwesterner, & 80s baby, I own and except and agree that everything stated is true in nature and origin

Had chi chis exactly once, got sick and the ketchup was disgusting

The Texan is confused but very entertained. Is Chi Chi's just Midwestern On The Border? It sounds like it lol

Life is Legos...my god he's right 😮

First- Chad this was out of the park. Top form my bird. Great show. Second- the girl in the white dead center never laughing- if “words are hard” had a face-it’s her expression lol

I feel similar way about Pancho’s. It was a Mexican buffet here in Texas that went away then came back and it should have stayed gone.

Why do I feel like he reaches into my soul every week and rants about things buried deep inside me ?

Love ya Chad 🩷 your videos always make my day better

I'm pretty sure Chad's rant on the dangers of resurrecting Chi Chi's is what Kane the Preacher was saying when he herded all his followers into that cave in Poltergeist 2.

When I was in the US Army stationed in Belgium in the early 90s we drove halfway across the country past hundreds of authentic French restaurants to go to Chi Chi’s in Charleroi. I’m not proud but…fried ice cream.

Was there ever a Chi Chi's restaurant and Chi Chi Rodriguez crossover or endorsement deal? If not, porque?

ITs MID-WESTERN SPICED CHEEESE!!!!!!!! hahahahaha

I am the Chi Chis!!!!

This is Chad’s best rant since The Sphere!

You want to light a real debate? Get into the triangulation of TexMex with New Mexican food and Hatch vs Pueblo green chile.

Ive learned more about Chicago and the midwest watching Chad as a European than all my visists to the states 😂

Doing a puppet late night news show could be where this kinda monologue belongs. I can literally imagine you doing puppet news with a huge head shake and “ greeting humans!!!” Then compose himself as you do a short clip to promote the full length video. ❤️

I actually showed this to Daisy during the Very Merry Christmas Party and she seemed upset about it. Luckily I told her she’ll get her star someday.

!!!! SAN ANTONIO MENTIONED !!!!!

I'm sorry Chad, but your making it harder and harder to watch your videos at the office. I'm bursting a blood vessel every time to keep my laughter in, your awesome and watch every video that comes out

Look, I don't go in for omens, but given the circumstances I would not be surprised if Dante popped up at the grand opening and said, "See? I told ya. It's right there in Canto 3: The Vestibule to Hell!"

You are right. This is the kind of thing that makes you lost hope in humanity.😢 ;)

I think this is the closest to the edge I've ever seen you. AND I LIKE IT.

Ok seems like comedy, but the set ups are so long for that weak a punchline. Short set up, lighter punchline