7:08, Purple, I think those are figurines and... You're saying to put them inside jars... Even if they aren't figurines, they will still get the thing.
@@IsaacWilliamHardy Don't worry, I already am. I understand this comment was not necessary in the slightest and might have even made my situation worse. However, I am aiming to improve. I'm already going to a psychologist. A good one, in fact. All I need is to keep my head up and not let my past mistakes get the better of me.
Rather sadly I'm not qualified on how to teach this ability. primarily because I am unsure on how i done it in the first place. But when you go to sleep put something on about furries or any you require. and that could assist you in reaching your goal.
I just remember I had a dream in which I was a low-polygon blue robot with a security camera-looking head, and yellow glowing parts, that destroyed 6 layers of Hell. And I'm coming for you!
Weekend is a furry gay 18+ comic by Zeta-Haru, hence the "boys on the weekend" thing. also, the items Jay was buying are used to make a homemade fleshlight.
Purple : STOP POSTING ABOUT SPAMTON HE'S NOT EVEN A FURRY Me : SO what about Ralsei, not furry enough ? TASQUE MANAGER (sorry I didn't mean to stir the pot, internet destroy her dignity but at least Toby Fox still continue to make appear in the next chapters)
"...they just slam down 3 novels and be like 'let's get started with this very simple backstory'" Me who has writen 3 novels worth of lore: *starts sweating* Should I shorten it a bit?
With every new meme video, purple’s sanity decreases ever further…
I'm sorry he had sanity?
you mean my sanity?
@@Wrpster20 I think we are all losing our sanity
@@inspector21lol44 yeah saying that he loses sanity every meme video implies that he had the sanity to begin with
BEANS
3:32 the innocence 😂 it’s remarkable
I DIDN'T GET IT UNTIL AFTERWORDS WHYYYY WTF
It's surprising seeing how many furry memes he goes through each time
4:51 Herbie is one of, if not the cutest protogens ever. Such a scwuffy smiwy sweetie.
Is true UWU
yeah and infact im a fan of universe x
@@takialex5523 in fact. I am UNIVERSE X
@@TheConvenienceStore2004you in fact. Are Universe X?
@@VaporTheSkunk it’s true you know
my birthday is protogen appreciation day-
I’m a thousand times happier knowing this.
“I don’t have ADHD”
Purple, I’d take a moment to reconsider that
3:18 whose gonna tell him?
its too risky to tell him…
The "you like kissing protogens don't you?" on the thumbnail found me.
In deltarune’s code, Spamton NEO’s attacks deal ‘cat’ damage. I’m not even joking.
And it's revealed in the spamton sweepstakes that spamton is from a game about cats
7:04 OH GOD NOT THE JAR, ANYTHING BUT THE JAR, PLEASE
7:08, Purple, I think those are figurines and... You're saying to put them inside jars... Even if they aren't figurines, they will still get the thing.
*music plays*
Stop it. Get some help.
@@IsaacWilliamHardy Don't worry, I already am. I understand this comment was not necessary in the slightest and might have even made my situation worse. However, I am aiming to improve. I'm already going to a psychologist. A good one, in fact. All I need is to keep my head up and not let my past mistakes get the better of me.
Purple is too innocent to know the general store one
If only I could say the same
I don‘t understand the one with the General Store.Can someone please explain it.
Purple: dangerously high on caffeine
Me: "oh purples released a new vid cool."
Purple 5 seconds into the vid: *by the laws of cartoon characters I can now fly* *(cue boss music)*
I just remembered I had a dream in wich I was an anthropomorphic dragon with a spear...
And i loved it!
teach me this ability
Rather sadly I'm not qualified on how to teach this ability. primarily because I am unsure on how i done it in the first place.
But when you go to sleep put something on about furries or any you require. and that could assist you in reaching your goal.
I just remember I had a dream in which I was a low-polygon blue robot with a security camera-looking head, and yellow glowing parts, that destroyed 6 layers of Hell.
And I'm coming for you!
@@UmmNo-f6r good luck.
Cuase I'm attracted to that blue boi
@@VixiDixi Blue it's a colour, b|tch
Others:
“Oh.”
Weekend is a furry gay 18+ comic by Zeta-Haru, hence the "boys on the weekend" thing.
also, the items Jay was buying are used to make a homemade fleshlight.
1:39 spam tong 💀
3:03 that's not even just color blindness thats just how dogs see
4:19 "I don't think he would fit!" - "That's what chainsaws are for. ^^"
5:27 I got an actual notification the moment that pooped up LOL
5:20
*_(insert stalker scream on the last one)_*
Hey there, would you like to sign my petition?
@@DarthTater07 You are supposed to sign it, not me.
@@FurasCebulowy oh, my bad. Hey there, would you like me to sign your petition?
@@DarthTater07 yess
0:21 the leaning tower of Pisa is in Italy, not Paris.
"owo is that a pipe bomb" famous last words
0:42 As a bisexual half-boy I can relate
Half-boy?
@@lambsauce149 I'm Bigender.
@@MGgaming340 dunno what that means but neat
@@MGgaming340 Is that a thing? swear that sounds made up
@@gusbr-ft2dd Look it up
Generic Purple Proto: I need to set more alarms
Alarms: 7 AM, 7:01-7:03 AM
Purple: dismissed. All alarms dismissed
Later: 12:47 PM.
PURPLE THE PROTOGEN CELBRATION DAY IS ON MY BIRTHDAY
Purple : STOP POSTING ABOUT SPAMTON HE'S NOT EVEN A FURRY
Me : SO what about Ralsei, not furry enough ? TASQUE MANAGER (sorry I didn't mean to stir the pot, internet destroy her dignity but at least Toby Fox still continue to make appear in the next chapters)
SPAMTON'S ELEMENT IS LITERALLY CAT HE DOES BELONG IN FURRY MEMES
Roses are red,im going to eat plaster
Furries are fast,BUT PYRO IS FASTER
Cute protogen
The purple protogen hasn't read the Weekend series?
L I E S !
0:40 if I remember correctly thats actually a comic called the weekend
7:15 That's just Trazyn. Except instead of a dragon it's a necron, and instead of a lair it's Solemnace
1:04 he’s obviously doing virtual learning how tf they gonna punish him, send him home?
i have found you
It appears you have, hello there
Now like my comment grrrrrr
yes i did
how are you doing mr.octan?
3:09 Protobean: Uppies! Uppies!
Me: I WANNA HUG U!!!
0:35 it's a comics called the weekend
no more? let me change that up...
*NO LESS!*
that's much better!
*Inhale* 7:24 THANKS FOR THE CHAPTER 5 IDEA >:D [I'm a DM and I lost Ideas after chapter 4 qwq]
lol I have that "momma was a technical" patch on my gear lol
9:33 RELATABLE
Purple: im not short im 6'1
Me: 5'2 and the tallest out of all of my family
The insane purple goes into his natural habitat
1:15 who’s the artist of this he looks like he makes funny stuff
Jivy gaming is a cute protogen
2:50 Prime NY real estate right here, $2700 a month baby
9:18 Is that the titan form The Owl House?
Why am I absolutely crazy about The Owl House
its not titan
Dang it😔
0:43 uh you might wanna look that up-
7:42 purple. That's a reference to the D.I.C.K. comic by navacung on deviantart, just to explain.
D.I.C.K. is an acronym that means: ' dragon i come to kill'
4:51 lol boop
0:33 the people who don't know: 😂
the people who do know: 💀
No, people who know are more like 😏
3:15
Oh...
OH NO 😱
10:32 I fall into the latter lmao
4:59 me on the f***ing cliff: 😱
2:30 ... he does indeed seek the food-
6:33 Merp, merp, merp, merp, merp, merp, merp, merp, merp, merp, merp, merp, merp, merp, merp, merp, merp, merp, merp, merp, merp, merp, merp, merp, merp.
the cut screams just absolutely
floor me every time, lmao
3:18 he does not understand, now who's gonna tell him?
Ain't gonna be me, that's for sure...
me, understanding the bottom picture at 0:40
0:43 only on the weakened
"...they just slam down 3 novels and be like 'let's get started with this very simple backstory'"
Me who has writen 3 novels worth of lore: *starts sweating*
Should I shorten it a bit?
No! Make it LONGER!
@@erinfinn2273 yeah I definitely could
0:45 Then Along Came a Ranger Wi...
4:51 oh you met herbie my toaster friend :D
ayo he about to clean the fridge
Ah, yes, a video where my humor breaks by 100%. thank you purple protogen, you sure are thine best
3:16 . i'm glad he doesn't know what that meant.. and thank god nobody said that..
7:07 dude thought we wouldn't see through him💀
0:40 if ykyk >///w///>
4:15 who’s the artist
8:20 is an actual Badger tweet and it's killing me
[[ (1:46) YOU DARE UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER ]]
can somebody tell me who the blue and tan one is and their comics, yunno the "where is my phone" guy and the "cut the blue wire"
Purple how is knowone in your neighborhood concerned about you screaming so much, how has knowone thought your dying.
5:23
MEMES! GOOD'OL MEMES
Bro actually called the Ford Ka a cute car?
8:03 no promises
Me to others: I would never kiss someone
Me when they are not there: hey bro wanna smooch
8:17 why did he send that he fears you
7:35 that's realated to a series called Jesus of Nazareth
0:42 I know who those 2 are from and im not proud of it
The fact that the dragon car gif is still up is rather odd
Where do i join the discord?
I absolutely hate my voice when recorded😅 I cant hear my speech impediment irl
3:55 purple is to innocent but if he replies to this comment ill explain it >:)
7:54 major cloog what did they do to you
0:30
6ft? Must be nice
6:55 May the force be with you... Always
8:05 I know that TH-camr who send that tweet
Don't worry purple being short is not a "big" problem.
YESSS. I LOVE THIS CHANNEL!!
2:20 probably
am confuse anti fur on furry meme vid with no hate comment
@@the-dripbine becaus i am confused
@@1Worm_antifurry k k no hate from me
hey, Isnt that the purple guy? I didnt know purple guy was a protogen.
see you in the stream!
spamton is a cat type in the game
very entertaining.
you may live another day, purple
* casually puts pipebomb away *
Pull it back out please, kill me
@@Plutomaster98 no
@@Dr_Doctor_Lee damnit
@@Plutomaster98 im a villain. not a monster
0:24, as an italian i am offended by that meme
I am a straight furry.
BUT SPAMTON IS ELEMENT CAT
MY BROTHER HAS THE PLAUG
there go my braincells
If it makes you feel better now you can blend in
We're going to hit your buttons.