Because no one thinks much of it I guess? I mean to me at least it's not all that funny, though it does sound stupid, I'm sure we all know that there are some dumber lines in the dub, lol. ( Yes there are good ones to )
2:06 “HONEY WERE BACKKK!!” He’s such an underrated villain imo And ofc 0:41 “remote tracking is great until daddy’s little death machine decides to go off the rails”
If I’m not mistaken, “jailbait” usually refers to someone who’s underage but very attractive. Like as if they’re “baiting” adults to… do things with them… and landing them in jail for it.
@@peachkeeper I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT JAILBAIT MEANT AND AFTER I READ THIS COMMENT I HAD A MOMENT OF CONFUSION AND THEN I UNDERSTOOD IT 😭😭😭😭 why would he call Narancia that? 😶
the dub is so good man i don't get why people sleep on it you literally got childe as doppio, kellen motherfucking goff as diavolo, dio and jotaro's VAs are just perfect, part 1 and 2's exaggerated accents are hilarious and absolutely perfect (not to mention keith silverstein as the dramatic speedwagon and YOU UTTAH FOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! GERMAN SCIENCE IS ZE FINEST IN ZE VORLD!) and the perfect casting of part 4
Yeees!!! I really don't get why people are so against the dub, it has a lot of cool and quite fitting voices, but also amazing lines that the sub doesn't! One of my personal favourite things about the dub is Kira's fancy wording, that the sub doesn't have.
Yall I'm really trying to not be rude but the dub does not compare to the sub. There are so many things that aren't the right mood for the scene on the dub. The sub has really cool voices and it's the original one, that's how it was ment to be. But you like the dub that's fine but you miss so much if you watch the dub. I think the sub is the only way to watch it but what evs
@@dforman4770 Nah Secco is just as sadistic and evil as Cioccolata, he's just better at hiding it until he fights Buccellati. He literally talks about how he'll beat Buccellati into a bloody pulp and taunts him all throughout the battle. It's not like Secco is any more innocent than Cioccolata is. He also abducted Doppio
Dude, every time Doppio got a "phone call" was amazing. Easily the best one was when he just casually borrowed the toy phone from some random girl next to him. That reveal was pure gold.
Other then Dbz and attack on titan this dub is seriously one of the best honestly they try their damn hardest to match the Japanese lines craziness and it’s so entertaining 😂
What's even better is that in JBA universe Funtime freddy is canonicly Mafia boss who also sells drugs to the kids and likes to donate Italians and is also Meggy Spletzer's biologycal father apparently... ... *PREATY BIZZARE*
The guy voices Roy from Fire Emblem, Noctis from Final Fantasy XV, and Rubber Soul in Part 3. For roles after Bucciarati, he's voiced Alphen in Tales of Arise and is the current English voice of Guile as of Street Fighter 6.
Hate to break the mood but D4C's Localizated Name is... D4C Yeah, just like that. But ONLY "D4C" (not Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap) And "Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price" serves as a formula/one-liner
GREEN TEA?? GREEN FUCKING TEA?? I UNDERSTAND WHY THEY CANT USE GREEN DAY, BUT THEY COULDA SAID GREEN MOSS, OR BAD DAY OR SOMETHING COOLER THAN GREEN TEA
I really think the dubbers were taking the piss with that name especially because of "green tea's quirky secret" at 3:54 and "it's a shame that green tea and I are going to have to rain on it" 0:32
@@edgyusername4191 I actually called Oasis Sanctuary for a while because I had a hard time understanding what he said, same with Green day, that sounded almost exactly like green tea to me
i like that jjba's dub has the same energy as most dubs (aka the VAs just doing whatever and fucking around) because that energy firs jjba more than anything else
Idkw, but Illuso's raspy voice is just perfect for some reason? Especially when he said "Maybe their making sweet sweet love. Crazy kids, to be in love!" Like it just fits him though!! 🤔
Despite parts 1 and 2 (and debatably 3) not having the best english dub, part 4 and five really raised the bar for their voice acting! Even Zipper Man himself doesn’t sound as stupid in the dub simply because of the voice actor. So many of the VAs did their absolute best, and boy does it show imo That being said, hearing Ricepirate ask Narancia if he has some sort of weird fetish is hilarious out of context-
Honestly I think part 1 and 2’s dubs are fine, part 2’s really shines compared to 3. The voice direction for part 3 was just off throughout the whole show. The first 3 episodes were fine, but if I remember correctly they changed script directors after episode 3. Still though, parts 4 and 5 have the best dubs
One was decent, Speedwagon and dio's VAs were amazing and Jonathan's was also pretty good, and battle tendency was hilarious and well done imo. Love Joseph's dub voice.
Bro, Chicolotta's voice is too pegs away from being Patrick stars
oh my fucking god you’re right
@@man-wv8xj I just saw the new video (the part 2 to this) and dub Pesci sounds almost exactly like Patrick Star, it's uncanny
At least Patrick would learn from him to treat a pet
“So, this is what I get for working overtime?”
EYO who tf is chiocolotta???
"Remote tracking is great until daddys little death machine decides to go off the rails" god i love melone 🤣🤣
0:41
Di Molto, Fantabulous
Not many of the dub voices are well cast but oh my god Melone here was perfect
S...Squalo aren't you like, dating Tittyano? 💀
@@pvrge_wid0w 🤡🦈🍲
I’m sorry, but how is NO ONE talking about Trish’s “eat it! Bitchmeat!” at 1:24?
Because no one thinks much of it I guess? I mean to me at least it's not all that funny, though it does sound stupid, I'm sure we all know that there are some dumber lines in the dub, lol. ( Yes there are good ones to )
Exactly it was so random
I heard “yeet it!”
That child needs to watch her language!
I pointed this out because it’s surprising the line came out of TRISH, of all people.
Dad: *Doesn't want dog*
Family: *Gets dog anyways*
Dad and dog 2 weeks later: 1:52
🤣😂
Honestly, me and my dad were the exact same way.
That may happen after my mom owned a big *Black* Chonky cat
Relateable
Imagining someone's father figure *that* exited with *that* look on his face while petting a dog might need to be check out *very thoroughly*
4:00- very contradictory after you pissed in giorno's tea
Lol I know, right?
4:00 is also the "check the bowl for the surprise inside" button
LMAOOO
NAH FR
Ikr lmao
2:06
So, no one's gonna talk about Formaggio's "Honey, we're back~" ?? 🙃😂
That’s my favorite dub one-liner
Poor fuckin Risotto 💀
“How did it go?”
@@Memefan
"Went perfectly of course"
@@StarPowerVA11 "that bastard is nothing more than bunch of (I didn't understood) now"
3:35 "Oh, yeah! There's still Mista's boo-boos to worry about!"
I just think it's cute that Number 5 calls his injuries 'boo-boos'.
2:40 "maybe they're makin sweet sweet love" 😭😭😭😭😭
😭
Crazy kids..
I wish I could watch
@@MetroboomingmakeitBOOM867📸🤨
doppio's laugh at 1:18 gives me life
He’s adorable
Aww that was pretty cute
He just heard the word "cocogoat"
I wonder who's gonna catch that
@@Oscarus4250 me lol
Doppio deserved better.
No one talking about how Formaggio straight-up just called Narancia jailbait?
Fomaggio thinks everyone wants to fuck Narancia just as much as he does
Yeah I was mildy concerned when I heard it the first time
w h AT
wtf is jailbait bro
I don’t know if it’s bad for including jailbait into my vocabulary.
2:06 “HONEY WERE BACKKK!!”
He’s such an underrated villain imo
And ofc 0:41 “remote tracking is great until daddy’s little death machine decides to go off the rails”
4:06 The sheer depravity of this really just... fits Ciocolata.
Star Platinum:ORAORAORA
Golden Experience:MUDAMUDAMUDA
Ciocholata:GOODBOYGOODBOYGOODBOYGOODBOY
The most terrifying stand cry
3:58 whomever wrote this needs a medal😂
LMFAO IKR
Daddy's little death machine 💀💀
I KNEW that jailbait comment by Formaggio was going to be in this 😆 First time I heard that, I choked!
I’ve only ever read the manga & watched sub, but this makes me want to give the dub a try lol
@@m11_loz the dub for part five is the best dub so far. It's almost abridged and it's fucking hilarious.
@@SlimeyBaron The script writer for the dub needed a raise.
@@m11_loz The dub is quite alright, and I actually think the Part 5 is the best one out of all dubbed parts so far.
@@m11_loz doooo it!!
3:53 is a masterpiece of dubbing and you can't tell me otherwise
“Green Tea’s quirky secret 🍵😜🤫”
Green tea's ✨𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐊𝐘 ✨
This dub is fucking amazing.
"Remote tracking is good until daddy's little death machine desides to go off the rails" is probably my favorite line in any show/movie in history
I misspelled decides. AAAAAAA
@@iamawaterbottle4437 Why don't you edit it then?
@@Jared_Witte03 idk how
@iamawaterbottle4437 Just hit the three dots at the bottom right, and then you can edit.
1:20 Doppio’s laugh is so sweet
Melone’s english va is absolutely great
He also voices V in Devil May Cry 5.
@@chrisossu2070 nice!
And he's giorno and arts and crafts stand user i forget his name woops 😆
@@chrisossu2070fr? more reason to love eng dub
Cioccolata: offers 5 sugar cubes
Secco: *has a seizure* 6:10
is it really “sugar” or some other white powder
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Is he okay?
@@lauramyers1905 *absolutely not*
Omfg the translation makes it so much better
1:32 DID YOU JUST CALL NARANCIA "JAILBAIT"??????
I mean everyone for the longest time thought narancia was a girl sooo..
what is so bad about that? i have never heard of that word in my life
If I’m not mistaken, “jailbait” usually refers to someone who’s underage but very attractive. Like as if they’re “baiting” adults to… do things with them… and landing them in jail for it.
@@peachkeeper Oh well now it makes sense... thats quite terrifying
@@peachkeeper I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT JAILBAIT MEANT AND AFTER I READ THIS COMMENT I HAD A MOMENT OF CONFUSION AND THEN I UNDERSTOOD IT 😭😭😭😭
why would he call Narancia that? 😶
6:43 "Secco-n these knuckles", if you will.
the dub is so good man i don't get why people sleep on it
you literally got childe as doppio, kellen motherfucking goff as diavolo, dio and jotaro's VAs are just perfect, part 1 and 2's exaggerated accents are hilarious and absolutely perfect (not to mention keith silverstein as the dramatic speedwagon and YOU UTTAH FOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! GERMAN SCIENCE IS ZE FINEST IN ZE VORLD!) and the perfect casting of part 4
I occasionally have to get used to the voices when I switch over, but other than that, I think both are pretty good.
This is why I love Genshin and Jojo
Yeees!!! I really don't get why people are so against the dub, it has a lot of cool and quite fitting voices, but also amazing lines that the sub doesn't! One of my personal favourite things about the dub is Kira's fancy wording, that the sub doesn't have.
Yall I'm really trying to not be rude but the dub does not compare to the sub. There are so many things that aren't the right mood for the scene on the dub. The sub has really cool voices and it's the original one, that's how it was ment to be. But you like the dub that's fine but you miss so much if you watch the dub. I think the sub is the only way to watch it but what evs
@@Jen_TheSnail Nobody cares
No dislikes. A Gold Experience to be sure
Did someone actually dislike it just because you said this lmao
Probd
@@cherriechania9648 2 ppl miclicked
The other 6 probably are weaboos that hate people that watch the dub
13 now
Melone voice kinda nice tho
Melone and Nero both have really nice voices.
@@fissilewhistle and proscuitto
Omfg the pfp, I have the risotto one saved in my phone
1:34 **WHAT THE FUCK I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT-**
Chicolotta is messed up and so is his dog-man but after seeing that good boy scene im not so sure he’s all that bad
Yeah, torturing a man to the point of robbing him of his sanity and making him your pet doesn’t seem all that bad
@@dforman4770 Nah Secco is just as sadistic and evil as Cioccolata, he's just better at hiding it until he fights Buccellati. He literally talks about how he'll beat Buccellati into a bloody pulp and taunts him all throughout the battle. It's not like Secco is any more innocent than Cioccolata is. He also abducted Doppio
@@dforman4770 but. He told him he’s a good boy.
@@cherriechania9648 he is like that because of cioccolota. you didnt prove any point here.
@@vn9574 Alright, prove it then since you didn't say anything contrary to it lol
Risotto's english voice be fine ong
"See ya when Itsy bitsy spider here shits ya!" I CANT-
And then the "IDIOTA!" afterwards 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
4:02 When you visits Deviant Art for the first time
I LOVE when bad guys break character like this 0:05 😂
Villains breaking their characters is absolutely amazing, I gotta agree
0:05 when my buddy says something wierd in the middle of class
Reminds me of Nail from DBZA
Who said that? Zucchero?
@@cesaroV898 yeah
"Suck on these knuckles" got me wheezing for some reason
God just hearing king crimson call secco a dog made me die inside
"suck on these knuckles" is a beautiful line and can never be misheard for something else
i thought secco was going to say a deez nuts joke, but it still is pretty funny.
exactly lol
Dude, every time Doppio got a "phone call" was amazing. Easily the best one was when he just casually borrowed the toy phone from some random girl next to him. That reveal was pure gold.
Formaggio calling Narancia jailbait still don't sit right with me
Considering a good chunk of jojo character designs for the teenager's have them look like hot adults I think the jailbait comment works
I mean it's kinda accurate
@@HexManiac-nf1yg ikr?!
He would say that
What dose that mean?
“ABBACHIO I’VE GOT A PRESENT FOR YA! CHECK THE BOWL FOR THE SURPRISE INSIDE!!!”
lol I dying
You've lost your mind! Is this some kind of new fetish or something?
Other then Dbz and attack on titan this dub is seriously one of the best honestly they try their damn hardest to match the Japanese lines craziness and it’s so entertaining 😂
I respectfully disagree on the last part. The dub script does its own thing and is vastly funnier lmao
@@HobieInTheBox 😂😂😂
What's even better is that in JBA universe Funtime freddy is canonicly Mafia boss who also sells drugs to the kids and likes to donate Italians and is also Meggy Spletzer's biologycal father apparently...
... *PREATY BIZZARE*
1:30 formaggio did NOT just call narancia jailbait
He did 💀✋
Bucciaratti's voice is doing things to my psyche
The guy voices Roy from Fire Emblem, Noctis from Final Fantasy XV, and Rubber Soul in Part 3. For roles after Bucciarati, he's voiced Alphen in Tales of Arise and is the current English voice of Guile as of Street Fighter 6.
1:24 You can't be joking, that's hilarious!
The voice acting, the language, it literally sounds like it was stolen from a GTA game
2:37
Ghia: do you think there playing hooky
Me: WOW
maybe they’re making sweet sweet love
@@scarymonstaz1413
W o w
@@scarymonstaz1413
Imagine
@@scarymonstaz1413crazy kids..to be in love
@@ilikeeggs6011man, do you ever shut your mouth?
I don't watch Eng dub but I'm actually excited to hear the future dub actor of Funny Valentine yell "Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price" lmao
Yeah if this is the standard I might actually do a second viewing of the dub
Hate to break the mood but D4C's Localizated Name is... D4C
Yeah, just like that. But ONLY "D4C" (not Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap)
And "Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price" serves as a formula/one-liner
Even better is some poor VA(s) needing to be completely serious while screaming FLACCID PANCAKE
@@ichigokage I really really hope they keep that localized name or I will fight someone lol
@@ruenzhanderpaynado2014 They will. As it is the localization name used in "Eyes of Heaven", so it's defacto canon.
0:05 why does his voice sound like Dragon Ball Z Abridged Nail’s voice I’m fucking dead
Indeed it is, good point.
Naaail, I saw a seagull. It was pretty.
Kick its aaaaaaaassss.
3:43
*Hmm, That bite was juicy.*
Wow
THE POSE OF SQUALO AND TIZIANO I CANT 😂
That made me choke on my own saliva holy shit
3:53 help me why does ciocallatta sound like the quandale dingle voice here 💀💀💀
That's what I was hearing too
"HI guys, it's Quandale Dingle here *half of the fucking Rome population dying* they finally understood the ability of my stand Green tea"
“I lost my pet dog underground after a car tire exploded and fear he may be dead (WHAT?!)”
"This guy named Bruno Bucciarati looks like Dora and is very suspicious" (STOP!)
Abbacchio is the last person who should be chastising anyone about anything piss related
1:30 Bro sounds like he likes to go fast
6:46 this is killing me
0:20 “Fantabulous🤩”
DI MOLTO!
I still can't unhear that the guy who plays as Fun time Freddy and Glamrock Freddy and some other FNAF voices also played as Diavolo
1:24 I heard yeet it. I hate my ears now
lol
0:53 Hey Girlies, hold still
@PlatinumSpaghetti its the same va
6:43 💀
I thought he was gonna say suck on deez nuts lmao
Deez nuts
It's on Adult Swim lol, I didnt know
Running away is easy oooo
It’s the leaving that’s hard
Uh...if Secco's outfit is his stand, is he constantly walking around naked?
No, it’s probably just bound to whatever he’s wearing at the moment.
@@MysteriousStrangerVA The real question is: is he wearing anything under there?
@@treetheenderhyena1880 Probably.
@@MysteriousStrangerVA It doesn't look like it, though.
Thats like asking of White Album is naked, or Yellow Temperance
Why is Secco like every grandparent on the phone!? -5:00 😍🤣😂😆
GREEN TEA?? GREEN FUCKING TEA?? I UNDERSTAND WHY THEY CANT USE GREEN DAY, BUT THEY COULDA SAID GREEN MOSS, OR BAD DAY OR SOMETHING COOLER THAN GREEN TEA
I really think the dubbers were taking the piss with that name especially because of "green tea's quirky secret" at 3:54 and "it's a shame that green tea and I are going to have to rain on it" 0:32
Especially because Oasis has a pretty cool localized name, Sanctuary.
@@edgyusername4191 I actually called Oasis Sanctuary for a while because I had a hard time understanding what he said, same with Green day, that sounded almost exactly like green tea to me
Nah bruh Green Tea is fire
5:47 Bucciarati after hearing that: OMFG... What is Risotto doing with dem KIDS!?
3:20 his face after Mista says that LMAO
Every scene in jojo look like is about to become some weird yaoi shit but then it doesnt
.......
the fans do it for them
is it just me or is secco really cute as a dog? 5:41
Secco IS a dog
@@josukefrthistime shhhhh
@@romanemporertiberius mrph!
I think it's just you bud
Nahh, real fckin scary
3:44, "hmm, that was juicy". I swear they are even more gay in the dub
0:07 His point is amazing
Doppio just gave us the most foolproof way to just take ice cream from people
This video is currently one of the only things keeping me sane-
honey we're baaack~
The fact that ciccolatta treats secco so much like a dog has loads of meme potential
As a jojo dub watcher, yes…every line you here is 100% Real.
Melone's voice actor is literally the guy who played V in Devil May Cry
i like that jjba's dub has the same energy as most dubs (aka the VAs just doing whatever and fucking around) because that energy firs jjba more than anything else
diavolo dub sounds like a creepypasta reader
same va as freddy fazbear
"Eat it bitch meat!" - Trish, Circa 2001.
6:45 why the hell isn't anyone talking about this
ikr, especially illuso's line at 2:39
1:36 JAILBAIT????????
Idkw, but Illuso's raspy voice is just perfect for some reason? Especially when he said "Maybe their making sweet sweet love. Crazy kids, to be in love!" Like it just fits him though!! 🤔
Green Tea's quirky secret 💀
💀
@@lngnkr LMAO HES OWO QWERKY HELP
i love how mista's stand refers to Cioccolata as a 'nasty mold man'
Despite parts 1 and 2 (and debatably 3) not having the best english dub, part 4 and five really raised the bar for their voice acting! Even Zipper Man himself doesn’t sound as stupid in the dub simply because of the voice actor. So many of the VAs did their absolute best, and boy does it show imo
That being said, hearing Ricepirate ask Narancia if he has some sort of weird fetish is hilarious out of context-
Honestly I think part 1 and 2’s dubs are fine, part 2’s really shines compared to 3. The voice direction for part 3 was just off throughout the whole show. The first 3 episodes were fine, but if I remember correctly they changed script directors after episode 3.
Still though, parts 4 and 5 have the best dubs
Maybe it's because I always watch dub, but I like all of them, I think the voices fit their characters well
One was decent, Speedwagon and dio's VAs were amazing and Jonathan's was also pretty good, and battle tendency was hilarious and well done imo. Love Joseph's dub voice.
@@menacetosociety471Yeah, both Ben Diskin and Richard Epcar did pretty great with Joseph.
@@LloydTheZephyrian yes, imo every Joseph VA, English and Japanese, young and old are 100% perfect
0:28
I could've sworn he said "choke a lot"
Out of all of the lines I have no clue what likes my favorite is
I'm out of breath just listening to Seco talk.
1:36 "Jailbait" is kinda wild
No idea why but I love secco- I’m glad he exists 😂
his laugh sounds like mine
Why is the dub perfect 😂😭😭
I can only imagine part 6
How bout now?
1:24
"Eat it... BITCHMEAT!"
The fact that I'm getting confused about this tells me it's time to rewatch Jojo.
4:27 Kaggy
My brothers and I accidentally bought the dub and we got so mad but honestly so much of the humor made up for it
doppio has so many phones 🤯🤯🤯
2:01 reminds me of that one stone ocean sence lol
5:23 Oh my god.
That laugh is perfect.
OH. MY. GOD!!!!
i cant unhear doppio as childe anymore
IS THAT JONAH SCOTT AS FORMAGGIO?
Yup
No wonder he sounded so abnormally sexy
JoJo dubs have always leaned way into the more comical side of the series but holy shitbricks I think this has gotta be the funniest of the bunch.
Breaking news: Legosi calls Narancia jailbait
"your aiming for the inside of my mouth huh" what.