Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 200 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
10:56 He's going up. If he were going down, we wouldn't see his shoes. Also, when some people go upstairs they only stand at the edge of the stairs, almost like they're on their tiptoes. Hence why we can see so much of his shoe. He'd fall over and break his neck if going down.
10:11 I play saxophone and we have to have bags too, and I will say that the bag limits the sound because it covers the horn. But what sucks even more is that it gets in the way of your fingers and the keys, so it’s harder too play especially fast. It has also bent the octave key on me and my friends saxophones, which resulted in it being very squeaky and there’s a period where it’s just impossible to get out notes. Long story short, they suck ass.
3:47 well technically you would hold 2 world records 1. the first person to have solved a rubix cube on another planet 2. the first person to have actualy been to said 'other planet'
Ocean man, take me by the hand Lead me to the land that you understand Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe Is a real trip Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement At the oberman Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth To the childlike man Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man Ocean man Ocean man Ocean man, take me by the hand Lead me to the land that you understand Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe Is a real trip Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement At the oberman Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth To the childlike man Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean Man
Me: *goes to the we have everything in stock store* Me “Hey do you happen to have any giant letters that could spell stock?” Store worker: “I’m sorry sir, but we don’t have that in stock.” Me: “what about the giant letters out front that spell Stock?” Store Worker: “Oh those, we used those to show where our stock is.”
I’ll never understand what Robin seems to have against iFunny...I’m assuming iFunny is a meme generator, but why does he call out every meme with an iFunny watermark?
Technically you can buy an unused mirror. There are companies that make them with the reflective surface covered that way you are the first on the ever look threw it. If it's not to propper mirror standards, you can bring it in to get it examined and fixed for free.
I can't stop thinking about that time where I was heating up edamame I took it out of the bag and put it in this pie pan (I always use it for edamame, idkw) it was a little too cold and my dumbass but the edamame (that was in a metal dish pan thing) back into the microwave and somehow I did not die. Luckily it was only in there for 10 or 15 secs but I just keep thinking, "what if I didn't realize it was f***ing METAL in a microwave.
2:16 That is such a cute drawing 🥰 2:55 Technically the U.S. has three west coasts, the third being the one in Alaska. And a bunch of other ones in Hawaii.
Oh the motivation for working really gave me flashback. I was working in a old nursing home where I was still an apprentice. The problem was I didn't get the right education like no one thought me how to do things and were very racist towards me . And then when I got the last straw because I was blamed for something I didn't do for the 3 time. I was called to see the director and he asked me why was working there and I said " I started because I liked to work with people but at this point I'm still here because I'm getting paid " and explained why I was feeling like that. I was fired the next day
Is it true that America beat every single country in a war at some point? Like America itself is like 300 years old while most countries are like thousands of years old
I told my brother a joke the other day that made him grown. He asked me to buy a mortar and pestle for him when I went up town. I texted him that I went into a shop that sold them and because I wasn't paying attention I almost collided with the display for them. The store worker stopped me angrily because apparently one does not simply walk into mortar....and pestles.
My dad misspelled a word (accidentally) for one of his passwords for years. Nobody would have guessed the password coincidentally since it was misspelled on top of being an obscure word.
A fan in a group therapy with other fans someone calls it a onlyfans the fan was in there because had a onlyfans addiction meme LOL 😂 why is onlyfans red underlined when it's spelled correctly? It did it again?
Oh you're one of the annoying people who point out the iFunny watermark like it's something what if I told you that you could just not point it out and the post would still be funny at least you're not one of those people who cry about the iFunny watermark on a Pinterest post from the iFunny Pinterest account at least you're not one of those people I hope
Thanks for not repeating the repeated line over and over. I always down vote when they do it. They didnt write it over and over but copy pasted it, people dont read it in their heads over and over.. why read it out loud over and over in a video?
0:03 glad to know that Dino nuggies aren’t made of Dino meat I don’t want to get fried
why are people still replying to this 😭
But it still doesn’t mean I can’t turn you into Dino nugget :)
maybe they're not made out of meat, but they are made out of chick(en)s.
ah, the roleplayer
@@maxypookiedookie ok?
Well..dino meat could also taste good :)
A simple colon can change a sentence.
Example
I ate my friend's sandwich.
I ate my friend's colon.
You lose the friend either way
A Simple *"Depression"* Can Change A Sentence
Example :
_I Love Having Candy._
_I Love Having_ *Depression.*
0-0
Lmao
Can’t argue with that
I always feel like the person behind Emkay is just one person but with multiple personalities. Just like Gollum in Lord of the Rings series.
j ust li ke enosh ima to o
@@hierkommtdi3s0nne godzilla had a fucking stroke reading this
@@anerpos2055 and he fucking died
@@poggersmonkeyman7580 c rie s
@@hierkommtdi3s0nne im agi ne putt ing spa ces i n th e midd le of wo rds
Just got home from school and I'm going to watch EMKAY and sip on my soda. Loving life right now
Same
Damn, I wish I had soda
Same
same but instead of soda i have pizza
@@no.no.no.no.no. I wish I could have pizza
what do you call a dude who does not cover their noses with mask?
hospital patient
*what*
*what*
what
Pre-hospital patient
Possibly pre-dead
isnt every living person pre-dead
Robin's intro is slowly evolving into Jack's intros
a m o g u s
@Burger Catwhy are YOU everywhere
The only difference is Robin will sound annoyed
@@oli_g_98 S U S
Pan-sus-cake
"Hey can I have some of your water?"
"It's not water."
"Vodka! I like your style!"
"It's vinegar."
"W h a t?"
"I said it's vinegar."
Aw man I thought it was my favourite drink poison.
@@kungjawmin5442 nah that sh*t expensive as hell we only get that on christmas
@@bigplopper on the christmas
T H E L U I Q I D
@@bigplopper my fav drink is
Hydrogen and oxygen
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
Day 200 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Anyone:
-r/HumansBeingBros
-r/Wellthatsucks
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
Hello again😃
Tbh sbubby would better fit Lexi
Good ideas man!
I support this
Boosting
"ladies, gentlemen and everyone in between" I love this guy!
oh hi denki
@@schnuffelschnuffel141 Hey!
Who else loves how funny this sh*t is?
love it very much
my favorite
Why the fuck would you censor yourself
Funniest sh*t i've ever seen
@@Gran69 I don’t fuckin know, there is that better?
how lifeless do i need to be to watch all videos on my sub list 1min or less after release :(
Bruh I'm the one who just started playing star wars battlefront 2 and I already have level 43 on obi wan. You calling *yourself* lifeless?
@@Mr_Vakarian bro you think thats worse imaging be grandmaster in starcraft league of legends and overwatch
@@Mr_Vakarian i finished two kinda long games 100% in 5 days one in 3 other in 2
Oh. OK, nevermind then. Well at least you don't no life on gta online, right?
@@Mr_Vakarian maybeee
Fun fact: 3 Football fields is approximately the length of 3 Football Fields!
That's more than 2 Football Fields!!!
Technically the US has 3 west coasts; the 3rd being Alaska’s.
+ all islands in hawaii, Guam, Puerto Rico, etc
All the islands in Indonesia: pathetic
Islands: *Let me introduce myself*
Robinnnn😄
Marry him.
Simp
@@sohaib_t im not a simp. Hes just one of my favorite narrators
@@Bean-kh9cu you know you should know what r/wooosh is but you weren't rude so I won't say anything
@@sohaib_t i got a little upset but i choose not to be rude on the internet. Thank you for not r/wooosh-ing me. Im sorry im not good at jokes 🙂
I'm sorry I just can't get enough of his "no no, he's got a point" voice
Robin: you try weighing yourself in -400 degrees Fahrenheit
Doctors hands: those are rookie numbers
"ladies, gentlemen and anything inbetween"
*happy enby noises*
Same :D
Same that made me feel so good 😭
Everyone: *enjoying the vid*
Me: where r/gocommitdie?
I just want to see them suffer from this subreddit
10:56
He's going up.
If he were going down, we wouldn't see his shoes.
Also, when some people go upstairs they only stand at the edge of the stairs, almost like they're on their tiptoes. Hence why we can see so much of his shoe. He'd fall over and break his neck if going down.
The "how do you find Kentucky on a map" thing is actually how I find Kentucky
10:11
I play saxophone and we have to have bags too, and I will say that the bag limits the sound because it covers the horn. But what sucks even more is that it gets in the way of your fingers and the keys, so it’s harder too play especially fast. It has also bent the octave key on me and my friends saxophones, which resulted in it being very squeaky and there’s a period where it’s just impossible to get out notes.
Long story short, they suck ass.
Lol I've been crying and the thumbnail made me laugh , thank you
You see... I have a *very* important question.
What anime is your pfp from? 🥺
@@NatPatent Danganronpa 3 anime, The characters name is Hajime Hinata :)
What- you watch emkay too???
Not only did it make me laugh
But it also gave me an idea
@@akitsm LMAO SHWEECHI?!?!?!?
7:15 I answered, I've always dreamed of being able to afford food. It was for stocking shelfs so they weren't picky
Thumbnail: Healthcare is so expensive
Me: **Laughs in European**
God dang it! Robin your humor is so freaking cursed I love it ♥ you don't hold back and it hilarious 😆
Emkay hath uploaded tis a gift from the gods we shall rejoice!!!!
i think this is proposital, don't r/ihadastroke
Our lord emkay has given us this pleasure of a upload
@@calmae3948 Where does it even look like they smashed their keyboard?
@@NatPatent i think he/her edited the comment, or just me whos in drugs
@@calmae3948 Nah, they didn't
3:47 well technically you would hold 2 world records
1. the first person to have solved a rubix cube on another planet
2. the first person to have actualy been to said 'other planet'
Ocean man, take me by the hand
Lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
At the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
To the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand
Lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
At the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
To the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean Man
YOU JUST GOT OCEANED MANED
That took a while to type
@@Porg5797 oof
Day 4 of commenting that ketchup is technically a smoothie
You are correct sir
It is
Yes
@@alexandersimmers8866 Yes, it is.
Darkviperau fans when Matt makes an unimportant mistake: 4:53
1:53 DE NICE
4:20 Number of times he said “You’d die before weighing yourself”
｜
↓
ifunny: *exists*
Robin: _so you have chosen death_
Me: *goes to the we have everything in stock store*
Me “Hey do you happen to have any giant letters that could spell stock?”
Store worker: “I’m sorry sir, but we don’t have that in stock.”
Me: “what about the giant letters out front that spell Stock?”
Store Worker: “Oh those, we used those to show where our stock is.”
I’ll never understand what Robin seems to have against iFunny...I’m assuming iFunny is a meme generator, but why does he call out every meme with an iFunny watermark?
Well, IFunny is extremely racist, sexist you name it.
Oooohhh
@@ezrafomhar7484 true
@@WorldWeave you are tired
6:02
Do unto snickers as snickers would do unto you.
0:25 but nobody outside.... Gahhhh and i thought that this world was nice
2:11 The man behind the slaughter
5:15 I can hear the Canadians laughing all the way from NC.
Is that expensive in America ?
Wow this video was just recommended and I dint know it was posted just now
"Idk what country this is coming from but we've probably beaten you in a war at some point"
Canada: *laughs in war of 1812 *
Canada doesn't exist
Day 276 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
Technically you can buy an unused mirror. There are companies that make them with the reflective surface covered that way you are the first on the ever look threw it. If it's not to propper mirror standards, you can bring it in to get it examined and fixed for free.
Technicallythetruth is basically Quantum physics in Disguise
4:40 fun fact, after a certain amount of cold, it doesnt matter how much colder it gets, as heat can escape your body only so fast
Not so fun to endure though
One of my friends took a computer fan to school and used it to cool himself down. I honestly respect that.
I can't stop thinking about that time where I was heating up edamame I took it out of the bag and put it in this pie pan (I always use it for edamame, idkw) it was a little too cold and my dumbass but the edamame (that was in a metal dish pan thing) back into the microwave and somehow I did not die. Luckily it was only in there for 10 or 15 secs but I just keep thinking, "what if I didn't realize it was f***ing METAL in a microwave.
When robin said you have to run for a very long time i got an ad about running
I'm curious, do people actually stay for the fanart section at the end of these videos of just go away when they start talking about fanart?
I stay at fanart section
I stay. Love seeing the things people come up with
2:16 That is such a cute drawing 🥰
2:55 Technically the U.S. has three west coasts, the third being the one in Alaska. And a bunch of other ones in Hawaii.
ifunny
I don't know how I feel with my home state being referred to as "Chef Hat".
Minne-toque-a.
Oh the motivation for working really gave me flashback. I was working in a old nursing home where I was still an apprentice. The problem was I didn't get the right education like no one thought me how to do things and were very racist towards me . And then when I got the last straw because I was blamed for something I didn't do for the 3 time. I was called to see the director and he asked me why was working there and I said " I started because I liked to work with people but at this point I'm still here because I'm getting paid " and explained why I was feeling like that. I was fired the next day
haha
fun fact: a fly can fly, but if you rip off its wings, that same fly, is now a walk
10:52 RIP Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, and all the other Space Jam characters 😞
What?
11:55 that's it, I'm saying that to people when my niece/nephew is born.
I just have to say I love the way he said girls boys and everyone in between
Is it true that America beat every single country in a war at some point? Like America itself is like 300 years old while most countries are like thousands of years old
I told my brother a joke the other day that made him grown. He asked me to buy a mortar and pestle for him when I went up town. I texted him that I went into a shop that sold them and because I wasn't paying attention I almost collided with the display for them. The store worker stopped me angrily because apparently one does not simply walk into mortar....and pestles.
A pizza box is square, but the pizza is circle, and we slice it into triangles #EmKay
If history is written by the winners, then all it takes to be a good person is to win.
11:39 Girl: im willing to give you my heart
Me: ILL TAKE IT!!!
Fun fact: in the netherlands, we have a snack called "kibbeling" it is fish
And it's dilicious😋 hi fellow dutchie. How's your day?
@@Lilly_watermelonsugar its good
My dad misspelled a word (accidentally) for one of his passwords for years. Nobody would have guessed the password coincidentally since it was misspelled on top of being an obscure word.
Bob always appreciates these videos, thank you.
A fan in a group therapy with other fans someone calls it a onlyfans the fan was in there because had a onlyfans addiction meme LOL 😂 why is onlyfans red underlined when it's spelled correctly? It did it again?
1:55 De Nise
Key and Peele ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
Kids if your going to post using iFunny at least crop the watermark out
Edit: I just got a goddamn iFunny ad fuck the algorithm
Fun fact a seed is a loaf of plant
Not really
Not really
Not really
Not really
Even the editor is fucking sick of robin saying “I FuNNy WatER MaRk”
De - nise
Omg im laughing my ass off rn
4:38 I would still be a human bruh, not light
The pronunciation of Denise made me laugh so hard
The west coast of Florida is actually part of the American south coast. Funny joke though!
At 2:57 they forgot about Guam, Hawaii, Alaska and several other parts of the us
2:54 what about alaska? hawaii? they might not be part of the mainland but they are part of the U.S.
Oh you're one of the annoying people who point out the iFunny watermark like it's something what if I told you that you could just not point it out and the post would still be funny at least you're not one of those people who cry about the iFunny watermark on a Pinterest post from the iFunny Pinterest account at least you're not one of those people I hope
We all know robin hates ifunny.
I mean who doesn’t?
0:10 that I funny watermark tho
As a British person I can’t relate 5:22
Thanks for not repeating the repeated line over and over. I always down vote when they do it. They didnt write it over and over but copy pasted it, people dont read it in their heads over and over.. why read it out loud over and over in a video?
1:22 and add water for an invisible flame
At 10:18 sax player here it actually doesn’t I don’t know about any other than alto but it has no effect because the sax is loud as fuck
İf you're reading this....
*You exist.*
No I do nOT
I REFUSE TO EXIST
4:55 nobody will talk about how this is basically Freeway Fury fanart? That car chasing flash game
Oh great, TH-cam finally notifies me 12 hours later
I actually live in Kentucky and I find that part on 6:28 hilarious!😂😂😂
youtube is drunk
90 likes, 15 views, 55 comments
7:20 you have to say it nice
I'm really passionate about not starving to death.
In capitalist democracy America money spends you!!!! 😂
13 hours late and at 12:32am
:) I'm ok
Is tis some sorta American Joke that I'm to European to understand?
I fear no man...
But that thing... 2:53
It scares me
'Ladies Gentlemen and everyone in between', sounds like Wallibear
Did Robin call Denise De-nice?
As soon as he said try weighing your sell at -400° I got an ad for mortal Kombat saying "I am sub-zero"
5:18
Is this some American joke I’m too Canadian to understand
Day 43 of complimenting people's fan art :)
11:45 mans bout to get rich by his birthday🤑🥳
6:35 Not if the football fields are twice as big as the universe