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  • @breestakebobba2318
    @breestakebobba2318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5326

    Bug Fact:
    A mosquito can fly, but a fly cannot mosquito

    • @nancydiaz9904
      @nancydiaz9904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      lol

    • @nancydiaz9904
      @nancydiaz9904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      this deserves more upvotes

    • @imawittlecookieuwunya585
      @imawittlecookieuwunya585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      i can not describe how funny i find this

    • @RileyzStudioz
      @RileyzStudioz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Hmmmm almost the same energy as;
      Every sun is a star but every star isn't a sun

    • @nickcariglio8228
      @nickcariglio8228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This dude's a member of Mensa

  • @user-dw1es8nk2l
    @user-dw1es8nk2l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3059

    *Quick animal fact:*
    Dolphins don't speak in sign language to other dolphins. This is because thay don't have hands.

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      This really clicked for me!

    • @adriankinslow1171
      @adriankinslow1171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That is true

    • @Neon99
      @Neon99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wow what a fun fact!

    • @johnofonett8036
      @johnofonett8036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wow. I never knew!

    • @Eliza_Is_Weird
      @Eliza_Is_Weird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well you learn something new everyday

  • @zamonolita
    @zamonolita 3 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    Bug fact:
    _if you remove a fly's wings it'll become a walk_

    • @gagekelley5047
      @gagekelley5047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      If you remove a cows legs, it's ground beef

    • @SplatDatMat
      @SplatDatMat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@gagekelley5047 r/technicallythetruth

    • @gagekelley5047
      @gagekelley5047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SplatDatMat I see you are an intellectual

    • @mosszilla3497
      @mosszilla3497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gagekelley5047 if you turn a pig into a dog
      its a hot dog

    • @gagekelley5047
      @gagekelley5047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mosszilla3497 I don't get that one.

  • @botttproductions150
    @botttproductions150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5629

    The Brits thing is funny because we like to take ancient artifacts and put them on display in museums

    • @brunopontes2864
      @brunopontes2864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Richard Dangles yea

    • @GCHumanGuy
      @GCHumanGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      And some of your artifacts aren't even your ancestors' properties

    • @utatwt8688
      @utatwt8688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@GCHumanGuy yep

    • @rorantube639
      @rorantube639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ...

    • @avinabamandal3204
      @avinabamandal3204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Ah Hello former coloniser

  • @thepersonwhoasked2080
    @thepersonwhoasked2080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2691

    Fun fact: Extinct parrots cannot talk or mimic sounds because they're dead

  • @buddycatdudeguy7169
    @buddycatdudeguy7169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    "I would love to organize a game of chess using real people."
    That's called going to war.

    • @HanifAbdurrahman
      @HanifAbdurrahman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh yeah because Chess is literally inspired by the real Persian war style,
      or Indian maybe ?

    • @trishapellis
      @trishapellis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      While I've always known chess was inspired by war, I suddenly wonder what the hell those four bishops are doing on the field. Like I understand they can move diagonally because people trust them, but now I wonder if any bishop was ever used as an assassin in a war, or decided to be one of their own accord. In Dutch they're not even called bishops but instead 'runners', and while they still have the same shape that invokes the shape of a bishop's hat, this word makes a lot more sense to me - they move diagonally because they're so fast nobody can stop them.

    • @buddycatdudeguy7169
      @buddycatdudeguy7169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@trishapellis last rights for soldiers or others prayers perhaps, especially in the case of mass graves. It _is_ strange that the bishops can attack.

    • @megarockman
      @megarockman ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HanifAbdurrahman Indian, yes. Way back when there was a prince who got killed in battle, and his brothers had to break the news to their distraught mother. They used a diorama of several pieces to explain what happened, and thus the seed of what would become chess was born.

    • @superkilleryt3764
      @superkilleryt3764 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and also there is a real battle with real person in chinese chess before, it actually happened with piece moving and people getting killed

  • @randaranatunga7259
    @randaranatunga7259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    Old Mulan is the best Mulan
    Why’d they remove Mushu

    • @evanlu9731
      @evanlu9731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes, why?

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      “Because funny and cute are no longer MaRkEtAbLe!!1!”

    • @hauntedshadowslegacy2826
      @hauntedshadowslegacy2826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      The entirety of the new Mulan movie was made to pander to the Chinese Communist Party. They wanted to film in China, and they couldn't get permission to unless they submitted to a bunch of changes requested by the CCP. I kid you not, there was an anti-muslim concentration camp near enough to one of the locations they were filming that some crew reportedly heard screams.
      Basically, if you didn't hate the Chinese government before, you sure as hell should now. (Note: The Chinese government does not represent the large majority of the population of China, and most people who live in or have left China despise the government. They just can't speak out about the government because everything is restricted and monitored so heavily that any attempts to resist or complain usually leads to imprisonment, severe beatings, or even death.)

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Ajehy Meanwhile Disney stuffs funny and cute in everywhere else.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 Also China ended up largely hating it anyway, generally stating it as less respectful of their history and culture then the original.

  • @witherwolf3316
    @witherwolf3316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1595

    "Do men still open car doors?"
    "No, I'm more of a sunroof entry kinda guy, makes me feel like Batman."

    • @PrinceDizzy226
      @PrinceDizzy226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I just walk through the door itself. Whenever my neighbors see it they call it “scientifically impossible” but little do they know I’m a demigod so science doesn’t stop me

    • @FishBoii-07
      @FishBoii-07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No im pretty sure u would feel like a person who was thrown off a roof through the sunroof and probably have multiple broken bones, at least thats what i would feel lile

    • @teraspeXt
      @teraspeXt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rebeccagrinlinton4752 are

    • @Memes_GUD
      @Memes_GUD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      “Nah, I just enter by the trunk, that’s why I have a SUV.”

    • @Nanbread-bw7nq
      @Nanbread-bw7nq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Memery_SR doesn't zach king also do tha- wait a moment

  • @IamMeHere2See
    @IamMeHere2See 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    "Submatine racing event"
    That was literally a plot in Harry Potter.

  • @NotNonamelol
    @NotNonamelol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1122

    8:36 British museums have artifacts from all over the world because of the colonies they had. So they stole the artifacts.
    I‘m sorry for ruining the joke

    • @myfirstrealcrushwaslouisto160
      @myfirstrealcrushwaslouisto160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I think it's because of the greek artifacts they have, because the greeks want them back and they are not given to them. (The photo, I think, is from a ancient greek temple)

    • @spyroms7620
      @spyroms7620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ty know I can sleep in peace

    • @FriedChicken1989
      @FriedChicken1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nice

    • @nickcariglio8228
      @nickcariglio8228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      U didn't I laughed after reading that 🤣

    • @cat7205
      @cat7205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg

  • @angrydoodle8919
    @angrydoodle8919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    3:05 as a Canadian, I can confirm I have never died in Canada.

    • @vikapoo
      @vikapoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The government cannot control me

    • @decantartist101
      @decantartist101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      :)

    • @highspeakerofthesluglord3475
      @highspeakerofthesluglord3475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So all the times you've died in Canada you haven't died in real life... *GASP* we've been tricked.

    • @nova9723
      @nova9723 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Titanium same

    • @asterix7842
      @asterix7842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I went to Canada once and did not die there.

  • @NordicGrizz_2
    @NordicGrizz_2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    fun fact: I was a pawn in a big scale chess where real people were diffrent pieces, and I was on world champion Magnus Karlsen's team

  • @CocoasArt
    @CocoasArt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    6:30
    One time i was actually at event like that
    I was one of those little ones that stand infront of all others (i forgot how its called in English)
    And there were 2 people telling who should move where
    And I was so disappointed because i got to move only one time lol
    Edit: pawn, thank you

    • @AnimateTronix
      @AnimateTronix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Verified person with not that many likes? How??

    • @user-cm4bk2so5x
      @user-cm4bk2so5x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      they’re called “pawns”

    • @iongeorge7279
      @iongeorge7279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pawns

    • @Ridlay_
      @Ridlay_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A pawn yeah. Surprised a pawn of all pieces wouldn’t move that much.

    • @tnandc
      @tnandc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      damn

  • @cheffyrah-rah985
    @cheffyrah-rah985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1068

    “I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals, I’m a Vegetarian because I hate plants.” Sounds like something Lexi would say. She hates nature, right?

  • @sarammauricio
    @sarammauricio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The Parthenon thing is because the Brits literally took half the Parthenon's sculptures (known as the Elgin Marbles because of the guy who took them) to Britain more than 200 years ago and to this day refuse to give them back to Greece.

  • @1994CivicGLi
    @1994CivicGLi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    “Russia is bigger than most small cars”
    *M O S T S M A L L C A R S*

    • @Anagh1701
      @Anagh1701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lada forever

    • @PWaugh1
      @PWaugh1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The others are transformers

    • @LucarioGames
      @LucarioGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@PWaugh1 that become bigger than russia

    • @TFSMF2
      @TFSMF2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@PWaugh1now I want to see Trypticon Vs Russia

    • @Mowokie
      @Mowokie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      M o s t

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    "We have something in common"
    "Breathing?"

  • @meneng6933
    @meneng6933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Do guys still open car doors?
    How do you think we get in?"
    Me: bursts through window
    PARKOUR!!!

  • @chipps2378
    @chipps2378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    As a crappy chess player i can confirm that the thumbnail is totally relatable

    • @abovethestaars
      @abovethestaars 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      same lmao

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      As a crappy chess player I can confirm that the thumbnail is totally incorrect. It can only move horizontally and vertically.

    • @HarunX57zt
      @HarunX57zt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      as an ok at best chess player i can confirm that the bishop does move diagonally

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@legendarytat8278 You sure are a crappy chess player alright.

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@insaincaldo thank you

  • @c_zero-zu7vg
    @c_zero-zu7vg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Greetings, fellow lizards. Do not forget to hydrate and moisten your eyeballs.

    • @BeanSpoon_
      @BeanSpoon_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ah, Thank you for reminding me, I will.

    • @skeletonwar5376
      @skeletonwar5376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes thank

    • @BreatheBlueFire
      @BreatheBlueFire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you for reminding me ,
      I did it for my self but it is time
      for my animal companion

    • @pacc9116
      @pacc9116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      many thanks brother

    • @SuperSpicySand
      @SuperSpicySand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks for the notification

  • @thenightowl2012
    @thenightowl2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    10:59 69k retweets 420k likes

  • @thatcringelord
    @thatcringelord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    The "i would literally die if a guy did this to me" jokes never get old

    • @comagram1594
      @comagram1594 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment didn't have a comment so I'm commenting.

    • @lucianotherobotzombie9589
      @lucianotherobotzombie9589 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      hi lers start a rp on this comment

    • @madformuser
      @madformuser 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lucianotherobotzombie9589 *stabs you*,

    • @agiri891
      @agiri891 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@madformuser *eats you*

    • @madformuser
      @madformuser 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@agiri891 DETONATES BOMB HIDDEN IN POCKET

  • @intalcu5610
    @intalcu5610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    8:41 “Russia is bigger than most small cars.”
    *”most”*

  • @anonkig
    @anonkig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    8:47 A giant Russian woman who protects Siberia, never thought I would hear that sentence in my life.

  • @benny_lemon5123
    @benny_lemon5123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    2.3k views in 4 mins... the gang is *successful* and I am *glaaad*

    • @willowhome6045
      @willowhome6045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Update: 16k views in 38 Minutes

    • @xwxwvyz1
      @xwxwvyz1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@willowhome6045 update: 20k in 50 mins

    • @zenon3417
      @zenon3417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      23k in 1 hour

    • @sarahrambo1126
      @sarahrambo1126 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      25k one hour

    • @alexwashere8318
      @alexwashere8318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh wow that's faster than the flash

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    "What did you see bro?"
    "Darkness bro."
    Hold up, how can a sun with its eyes closed only see darkness when its eyelids are made of gases?

  • @mr.person7277
    @mr.person7277 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bug fact:
    A bug can bug you, but a spider cannot spider you

  • @MicrowavedBurrito1
    @MicrowavedBurrito1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    The britian meme is a ference to the bitisb museum stealing almost all of its artifacts

  • @Diamond-fz8cu
    @Diamond-fz8cu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    As a proud Canadian, I am saying that at Canada, these are the only things to look out for:
    -Ice hockey pros that push you to the side
    -Somewhat bad pavement
    -Chaos
    Now you know what it is like to be in Canada.

    • @Sophieinfinity4ever
      @Sophieinfinity4ever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Geese

    • @DuxAT
      @DuxAT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Sophieinfinity4ever Geese are the most aggresive animals i have encountered.

    • @Andalus18
      @Andalus18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      geese are awesome canada on TOP

    • @warriyorcat
      @warriyorcat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Michigan's roads are worse, although you've also probably experienced driving on the wrong side of the road to avoid that one pothole.

    • @Void_Inc-0x
      @Void_Inc-0x 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Basically Florida Lite

  • @Tatsumommy
    @Tatsumommy ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I can move diagonally on this floor"
    Ain't no way Priest became a Bishop 💀

  • @justinweber4977
    @justinweber4977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I think the Doomsday Clock has been adjusted backwards before, actually.

  • @muhammadafiqbinmohdahsani8417
    @muhammadafiqbinmohdahsani8417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    0:47 that guy is a genius

  • @Coltoncaric
    @Coltoncaric ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:37 imagine being in a real chess game and someone representing a queen just starts running across the board with some random weapon to kill you.

  • @caltheuntitled8021
    @caltheuntitled8021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    8:30 The British museum is in possession of large amounts of art taken from the Parthenon which was acquired from a shady deal with someone of questionable authority during a time of turmoil in Greece. Despite Greece repeatedly requesting their artifacts back so they can be displayed in their home country, the British museum continues to refuse. This isn’t the only case of them doing something like this.

  • @arimay3829
    @arimay3829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    “Russia is bigger than most small cars.”
    *”Most”*

    • @tia4108
      @tia4108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hm..

    • @emeraldfinder5
      @emeraldfinder5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I made a car bigger than Russia on a game map, so that would be accurate, since it’s technically still a small car, considering it’s contained inside my computer

    • @pawelk411
      @pawelk411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Introducin Fiat 125p Polish Power

    • @universenerdd
      @universenerdd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@emeraldfinder5 take my upvote and never come back again

  • @stargamerlp87
    @stargamerlp87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:42 all pourpose flour is also propably a bad glue for mounting your half meter replica of the burj khalifa upside down infront of the door to not make it fall on Grandpa

  • @tree_lemon
    @tree_lemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    quackity was in this video. our fandom sure does just S P R E A D

  • @IchiHishi
    @IchiHishi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    8:38 They sacked a lot of stuff from other cultures. There's a place in Greece (IIRC) that is missing one column. Because it is in a museum. In England.

    • @Xountini
      @Xountini 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More than one actually.. And it's the Parthenon (the temple on top of Acropolis)

  • @derpyduck264
    @derpyduck264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Fun fact: almost everything Quackity has ever said is a r/technicallythetruth statement, so it isn't fair.

  • @ocomentador7444
    @ocomentador7444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    6:28 It actually exists! In Marostica - Italy there's a giant chessboard and every 2 years there's a match and instead of pieces they have people in costumes.

    • @asimocloud5736
      @asimocloud5736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There is a place in India with HUGE chess boards, so you could replace the giant chess pieces with people. It is so fun lmfao

    • @lordwunglerbeckett
      @lordwunglerbeckett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      okay but playing with regular sized pieces would be hella funny too

    • @somerandomperson2768
      @somerandomperson2768 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
    Day 201 of asking for these subreddits:
    Robin:
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/BreadStapledToTrees
    Lexi:
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    -r/forbiddensnacks
    -r/Chadtopia
    -r/ofcoursethatsathing
    Anyone:
    -r/HumansBeingBros
    -r/Wellthatsucks
    And finally:
    -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
    Thanks! :D

    • @deadble5k
      @deadble5k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Again?

    • @deadble5k
      @deadble5k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How are you always first?

    • @deadble5k
      @deadble5k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's not right.

    • @deadble5k
      @deadble5k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      R/hmmm

    • @BreatheBlueFire
      @BreatheBlueFire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How!!!!!!!?????

  • @justkay9884
    @justkay9884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:27 desert 1 still looks sus

    • @mcsuperplayer
      @mcsuperplayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was looking for that one

  • @gwbart7922
    @gwbart7922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    2 veiws. 23 likes.
    TH-cam: perfectly balanced. As all things should be.

  • @trust_m3not354
    @trust_m3not354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    7:53 The Dream SMP has now started to take over Reddit...

    • @skyriver9525
      @skyriver9525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Both Quackity and Dream were in this video.
      Soon it will be just Dream SMP.

    • @Kalqvx
      @Kalqvx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm not shocked

    • @EldritchCloudKitty
      @EldritchCloudKitty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Kalqvx neither am I.

    • @stuckonaslide
      @stuckonaslide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i mean, its really popular. im not surprised. even though im not in the mcyt fandom, i think its good, it makes people stop hating on the normal fans for no reason.

    • @Toobero
      @Toobero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup

  • @OscarPlayz_YT
    @OscarPlayz_YT ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:12 this is the friend i want, legit the biggest achievement ever gotten

  • @annedudley439
    @annedudley439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    8:04 I JUST REALIZED THAT IS QUACKITY-

  • @Sceppie
    @Sceppie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    5:55 That cowch looks udderly sublime!

  • @sakijiroren
    @sakijiroren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:01 lmao Quackity has made many memes lol

    • @calithedead
      @calithedead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just imagine he says in a stream: *babies can't pay taxes*

    • @sakijiroren
      @sakijiroren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@calithedead lol I would stay up all night to watch that stream lol

  • @istillcantfindadamnname
    @istillcantfindadamnname 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Ah, Yes, Robin Back At The Narrations Again 😁

  • @KryaTheEgghead
    @KryaTheEgghead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    8:00
    now we wait for the Quackity stans
    10:00
    and the Dream stans

  • @chaosrainX
    @chaosrainX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Honestly I'm surprised more men don't use the clipping technique to get into vehicles

    • @geckoanims
      @geckoanims 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You still use that?

  • @Djatiwaru
    @Djatiwaru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Outstanding Move"
    ~Some chess guy

    • @zenostrom2974
      @zenostrom2974 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Blunder move"
      -some 400 elo player

    • @jasonchiu272
      @jasonchiu272 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Posts picture of you standing outside a chess game*

  • @amyartlover
    @amyartlover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    5:45 when you know exactly where that anime character is from

    • @shadowbladeasura272
      @shadowbladeasura272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oi, share the sauce then.

    • @bagomilk
      @bagomilk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@shadowbladeasura272 Dakaretai Otoko 1-i ni Odosarete Imasu

    • @barbaradesigns1774
      @barbaradesigns1774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I came to see the comments just to make sure that someone else noticed this

    • @amyartlover
      @amyartlover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bagomilk Takato is such a tsundere, right?🥰

    • @bagomilk
      @bagomilk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@amyartlover I know right!

  • @silvervirgo9755
    @silvervirgo9755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wheezed at Dream's response. Like tea kettle but 🌟Asmatic🌟

  • @memoryfragment
    @memoryfragment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Bro, I just learned that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

  • @jarihoogendoorn5823
    @jarihoogendoorn5823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Fun fact: pinguïns have teeth in their neck-pipes

  • @leaveyetstillthere6261
    @leaveyetstillthere6261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Friend from Canada laughed about the “You can’t die in cananda.”part. Then we sat in silence as we remembered his grandfather (Who lives in Canada) is 100. I am now gonna move to Canada

  • @thedragongamer6877
    @thedragongamer6877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:48
    "Let me get a drink"
    -sound of can opening-
    "Dont worry its water"
    Canned water.... interesting

  • @FriedFreya
    @FriedFreya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    WHY DID IT TAKE ME SO LONG TO REMEMBER THE WORD FOR BISHOP

    • @Thederpman4
      @Thederpman4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the word for bishop is bishop

    • @Star_II3S
      @Star_II3S 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Thederpman4 r/technicallythetruth

    • @Jollingo
      @Jollingo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Star_II3S r/thisisnotreddit

    • @Star_II3S
      @Star_II3S 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jollingo r/thisisredditwdym

    • @Jollingo
      @Jollingo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Star_II3S oh yea I forgot

  • @spugat8213
    @spugat8213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Didn't expect to see quackity in this video. Can't say I'm suprised or dissapointed though.
    Edit: Dream was too.
    Still not suprised.

  • @space_beet9583
    @space_beet9583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Robin: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen me (non-binary): well guess I have to leave

  • @Amelia-hy7nl
    @Amelia-hy7nl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:21 THANK YOU I was so disappointed when I watched the new Mulan they didn't even have a talking dragon 😔

  • @elf__daddy
    @elf__daddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Just came by to say Anime Detour did cosplay chess one year, where two people controlled where their pieces moved and we were the pieces. It’s not as chaotic as it sounds, but it’s unexpectedly fun

  • @LJA116
    @LJA116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    6:30 "I would love to organize a giant game of chess using real people"
    I've actually been a part of one a couple times! It's a regular event at some anime conventions.

  • @MegaAstroFan18
    @MegaAstroFan18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Sun isn't "nuclear energy" since that's referring to fission, and stars like the sun are a result of nuclear fusion.

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Actually it is, nuclear energy is divided in two subsets, nuclear fission and nuclear fusion. Common language has just decided to cut out the fission from nuclear fission energy because nuclear fission power plants are the only ones of the two currently in existence.

    • @TFSMF2
      @TFSMF2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tonatsi "nuclear fusion and nuclear fusion"

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TFSMF2 autocorrect strikes again. I will now correct it

  • @MochaChicka
    @MochaChicka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:58 Babies have never paid their "fare" share!?! Lol! I see what you did there!
    (Carefully read the end of the post.)

  • @TheGhostInThePhoto
    @TheGhostInThePhoto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Ah, I’ve seen a game of chess using real people. The two players had to call pieces and positions on the board, and the people would move. A capture resulted in one of the pieces actively attacking the opponent’s piece with whatever weapon they were given. Four games were played, though everybody stopped playing when one of the knights used a bishop as a springboard before slamming what was effectively a tin foil bat onto a pawn’s head.

    • @alphamaccao5224
      @alphamaccao5224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That sounds fucking awesome.

    • @trishapellis
      @trishapellis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The next step is using people who really are the 'profession' of the piece they embody. You'd need some real kings, queens, a few knights on horseback (if none can be found, mounted police will do), some siege towers with people to move them, and real-life bishops too.

  • @captaintegu7719
    @captaintegu7719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Wait so your telling me that EmK isn’t made to scare us every time we watch?

  • @xthought9430
    @xthought9430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:36 This recipe is actually highly balanced considering you need to get 4 lava bucket, 4 iron and a bunch of wood and cobblestone to make just one diamond.

    • @minisamuri2
      @minisamuri2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean technically that recipe is useless as I've gathered more diamonds by just using 3 iron and 2 sticks to make an iron pickaxe than that recipe would give. And that recipe has enough iron and wood for 5 iron pickaxes so I would be able to get so many more diamonds than just one.

  • @VAWM.
    @VAWM. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I would like to organize a giant game of chess, using real people. It would be highly impractical and it totally wouldn't work at all"
    We already have that, it's called international politics.

  • @gorgorothgirlll
    @gorgorothgirlll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:37 they’re actually called lesbians

  • @Vexxel256
    @Vexxel256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:30 bri' 'ish people had a taste for ransacking ancient history artifacts innit bruv

    • @TFSMF2
      @TFSMF2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never before have been so offended by something I 100% agree with

  • @danene1246
    @danene1246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:00 i usualy use an ender pearl

    • @TFSMF2
      @TFSMF2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Engineer's teleporter

    • @Jasmarkelina
      @Jasmarkelina 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I use space time

  • @anurglingwithinternetacess4622
    @anurglingwithinternetacess4622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    0:03 going off of of film theory it’s technically the movie Dinosaur

    • @SempiternusStuck
      @SempiternusStuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah yes a fellow engineer

    • @McBehrer
      @McBehrer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      they were talking about the character with the most kills, not the movie in which the most characters die

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Mulan is the character with the most kills in an animated Disney movie.”

    • @anurglingwithinternetacess4622
      @anurglingwithinternetacess4622 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@McBehrer it literally means the amount of deaths there are not just kills matpat says kills

    • @anurglingwithinternetacess4622
      @anurglingwithinternetacess4622 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ajehy also 3D animation and 2d animation still are animation

  • @stefandrenth4356
    @stefandrenth4356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:33 with your eyes bert, with your eyes

  • @Emoticon420swag
    @Emoticon420swag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:57

  • @intalcu5610
    @intalcu5610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    6:28 And the ones moving the human chess pieces are robots, to prepare ourselves for our inevitable AI overlords.

  • @crwmother1576
    @crwmother1576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I keep seein the dsmp in these videos. The entire fandom has been summoned and I was summoned because i was bored like 2 months ago

  • @Caskiphil
    @Caskiphil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:28
    my school actually did this for a chess tournament, and it worked pretty well, and was pretty fun lol

  • @radhinemuhammadrossie5531
    @radhinemuhammadrossie5531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2 r/technicallythetruth video this is beyond what i asked for

  • @pherlong7
    @pherlong7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No, literally he can move anywhere by one space. To move JUST diagonally he would be a bishop.

    • @pherlong7
      @pherlong7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      but look at the title of the vid 💀

  • @Tilksy
    @Tilksy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Fun fact: If you don't swim, you'll drown

    • @culturedkid4570
      @culturedkid4570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you don't jump, you'll stay on the ground

    • @mink.9897
      @mink.9897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you dont eat
      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye

    • @azmiparinduri5639
      @azmiparinduri5639 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mink.9897 God fricking damn it

    • @franciscolaurean8550
      @franciscolaurean8550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is false I'm currently not swimming in my room and I'm ok

    • @culturedkid4570
      @culturedkid4570 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mink.9897
      You got me.....
      You got me good.....

  • @bludraws094
    @bludraws094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This subreddit is the definition of “Why are you booing me? I’m right!”

  • @doomse150
    @doomse150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:12 That one is not technically true, because it is historically inaccurate. Beethoven was already an established musician and composer long before he became deaf.

  • @lb4965
    @lb4965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:29
    That exists. Somewhere in Italy, Marostika if i remember right. They have a giant chess board in town where they have chess events with people as figures. They also do fight each other.

    • @Aaarrrgh89
      @Aaarrrgh89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've played in a similar event in Sweden. Well, I didn't actually play, I was a piece. I just moved wherever the actual player told me to.

  • @anthonyfeliciano5533
    @anthonyfeliciano5533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Emkay, the Brits have a history of taking historical Artifacts from other nations, and plopping them in their museums

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:56 The unedited version of that verse says nothing about abominations, and is more anatomy lesson than hatespeech.

  • @BigfootWithMemes
    @BigfootWithMemes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    We bigfoots never get to play chess out here in the woods, pretty hard to find a flat level place to set up a board

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's really not mr. bigfoot, you are just not very handy it seems.

    • @idkwhattoputhere7669
      @idkwhattoputhere7669 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmmmmmmmmm that pfp picture i think i saw that before

    • @idkwhattoputhere7669
      @idkwhattoputhere7669 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ohhhhh i remember when people thought they saw bigfoot in the forest but it was actually a person practicing a role for a movie

  • @leohunter801
    @leohunter801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Idk why but Robin reminds me of the guy who made the "pregnant" and "ouija board" videos

  • @thatelectropig8678
    @thatelectropig8678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bug fact: an ant is smaller than the ocean

  • @carolinelabbott2451
    @carolinelabbott2451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:28 What do you mean impossible? Live chess really is an actual thing. When we are all safe to meet in public again, get yourself to a stately home in summer and see live chess in action.

  • @PilpelAvital
    @PilpelAvital 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:35 in fact people DO organize "giant games of chess using real people." It's called "live chess" and has a very long history...

  • @cheese_productions
    @cheese_productions ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bill cipher: I've killed my own universe Where's my angry upvote and I was 1st to make the 1st deadliest snap in history

  • @eatin.moonlight
    @eatin.moonlight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Hello! Drink water, eat something, sleep before it gets too late! I love you and I'm proud of you! Now you may not see me again so bye bye!

  • @EmmaBGames
    @EmmaBGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    'Earth Sandwich' made my heart happy

  • @RainbowDan7
    @RainbowDan7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:58 drem

    • @boxf0x
      @boxf0x 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahajahahahahaha

    • @RainbowDan7
      @RainbowDan7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@boxf0x finally someone has liked and replied to my comment

    • @boxf0x
      @boxf0x 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RainbowDan7 😃

    • @RainbowDan7
      @RainbowDan7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@boxf0x : )

    • @boxf0x
      @boxf0x 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RainbowDan7 ;)

  • @facemask5349
    @facemask5349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    TechnicallyTheTruth two days in a row, lets go baby

  • @curseds0ldier
    @curseds0ldier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Day 1 of asking Robbin to narrate a video while being drunk.

  • @crowemoji
    @crowemoji 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:01 "Netflix and chill?"
    More like Netflix and ice cream

    • @JakeTLT
      @JakeTLT ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk where the ice is coming from but there sure will be cream

  • @eriadin
    @eriadin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Intro: *mentions live action Mulan*
    My mind: *angry controversy noises*