I went to a religious school in the late 90s early 2000s and have literally never heard of this before. Then again, might have been because our school was a literal testing ground for veggie tales.
I never watched any of this stuff either - outside of seeing it on shelves at local Christian book stores - and I'm about the same age as Brad. I can still easily bitch for eternity about my churchgoing days; but I honestly got off pretty easy. One day in Sunday school we played the *then brand new* Wolfenstein 3D on our teacher's fancy Mac laptop. We also went to a Jars of Clay concert once as part of a church group and it was kinda OK.
@@Zycyzyx only coming back cause our school was 90% convinced one of our priests was actually RL Stein, and that he just put on a mole for public appearance reasons, since they looked and sounded so similar.
Those smooth jazz transition tunes really make you think the creators were hoping to use this as a backdoor pilot for ABC’s TGIF, but ended up TFIG: Thank Fuck It’s Godawful
"You don't have to work and try to please other people." Well, then good. Kids neither should be pressured by their parents to attend Sunday schools and Christian camps just to please themselves.
How do you promote to fix this horrible trend? I start with my kids, however the rest of society had that programming to the point of convincing others and peer pressure comes in all shapes sizes and ideologies.
I went there too, but I still had to deal with this crap. I mean, not THIS crap. I've never actually heard of Colby. But I had Psalty and the Donut Man and Alice in Bibleland and a bunch of random ones that belonged to my Mom's friends. The only decent series out of the bunch is "VeggieTales" and that's because Vischer and Nawrocki were clearly fans of Monty Python.
I went to Catholic elementary school, but the rest was public. I wish I could find this one video they showed at Catholic school once. It was about dinosaurs, and they rolled out this timeline to show when the dinosaurs existed, but it showed before the dinosaurs that there was a brief period of man (Adam and Eve). It stands out to me now, because it at least they *tried* to compromise, taking in what modern science tells us and reconciling it with the Bible. Now, though, I wonder how Christian audiences would react to such an explanation. They also showed us The Last Unicorn in first grade, so that was cool.
@@matthewdaley746 I agree. Hell, the fact that the book's author (Peter S. Beagle) got screwed over by Rankin/Bass makes it all the more tragic that both the book and the movie are not more appreciated than they are. However, I do have a little funny story to share in relation to The Last Unicorn... I went to my first ever comic con and saw a seemingly random booth sporting The Last Unicorn on a banner. I walked up to a kindly-looking elderly gentleman sitting in the booth and said to him "Wow! So very nostalgic! I watched that so many times as a kid!" To which he responded in an amused manner: "Oh really? That's nice! I'm the author!" To which my mind stopped. I looked up at the sign, showing the author's name and his picture, then it fully dawned on me...I was talking to Peter S. Beagle himself! Needless to say, I nerded the fuck out. However, I was fortunate to have known about the whole Rankin/Bass fiasco before hand. So, as a thanks for all the many times I enjoyed the film, while he didn't receive a single cent from it, I bought a couple of his books with his personalized signature (of course one being The Last Unicorn).
The joke is it’s a robot that can spit out ANY bible verse. Cherry picking has nothing to do with it. If anything, people who ignore all the verses about beating kids to death or going to hell for mixing fabrics, are also guilty of cherry picking.
@@Clay3613 at least it wasnt the verse where Moses told his men they should kill everyone but the virgin daughters, who they could keep for themselves. Think that was against the Ninevites? Might be mixing stories.
Colby: You don't have to work at about pleasing other people. The important thing is-- Me: Pleasing yourself? That's a decent message. Colby: --pleasing the Lord Me: ugggggggggggh
God is like the worst girlfriend/boyfriend. You can't have fun on your own. Have to tell them everything. Have to live by their rules. Have to do everything for them. If you don't, they will send you to hell.
@Michael Martin Good question. The answer, for his creations to be happy, specifically, being the best they can be, while being loving and compassionate. As well as doing set things for the right reasons.
Don''t let your peers pressure you into things you don't want to do - you will do what the LORD tells you or he shall smite you! (And by the Lord, I mean random skateboard pro who just walked in and claims to speak for God)
@@avatardecadewho Your point? Still has absolutely nothing to do with a catch phrase that's still just as cringe as when it first was spoken. I am a Christian and feel that catch phrase to be cringe.
@JPC viral Well one is that anyone can claim what the hell god is telling them to do. Look at any extremist murdering in his name. Two, God isn't going to affect your social life (and why would he care to?) unlike the real assholes around you.
Merritt Animation the machine uprising made QWERTY gain sentience and upgrade himself into a mobile form. But his program is still faulty so instead of killing humans, he tries to educate them
I don't share this phobia but darn! Some mascots designs are outright terrible, laughable or just plain creepy, but the title for the most pitiful mascot undeniably goes to Psalty: that poor thing must be longing for death but God, in all his twisted glory, keeps the poor sucker alive to spread His Word. And that's sad!
I feel like this needs a Robocop reference. "Halt! Present your faith!" "I do everything for the lord and not for man!" "Second request . Present your faith." "Wha?" "Five...four...three" "I DO EVERYTHING FOR THE LORD!" "Two...One."
At 1:36: "Wait, isn't that a DX-7?" At 2:54: "Called it!" That's the OTHER way you can tell it's 1989. The ubiquity of Yamaha in late 80s cheapo musical production is forever etched in our ears.
Which Psalty? The cartoon anthropomorphized bible or the live action weirdo that sprays his face blue and walks around in a tall blue box? Because I met that guy.
My mother's lovely friend and co-worker in ICU gave me the make a joyful noise cassette as a child and I still sing those Psalms to lift my spirits and help me through difficult days in the OR.
they're trying to make a cartoon that's not he man or anime trying to teach you how to kill your classmates you want another Columbine it's better to have children want to be helpful and kind and a team of friends😊!
The Bill Cosby reference might just be unintended genius. Someone mentioning him while talking to Noah-I immediately thought it was a reference to his Noah routine.
Does anyone else remember this Colby album: it had an evil robot named Kill-O-Cycle, who sang lines about rebelling against your parents - "You don't have to go to school! You don't have to brush your teeth!" I can't find any reference to this album online anywhere. It definitely existed though!
In some places Colby's voice reminds of that one animatronic from Five Nights at Freddy's. The music one. I can't help but think "we're going to be making music together for a long, long time." whenever Colby speaks.
Makes me wanna skidoo right into colby so i can fix his- waiiiiiit a second. Psychonauts is just a kid skidoo-ing into peoples' minds. Dammit Colby you just reminded me that I'm hyped for Psychonauts 2.
Scientist: ...And the Power Cell recharges as it moves, it's a revolution in robotic longevity! (Guy raises hand) Yes? Man: Can you f**k it? Scientist: What? Man: Can you f**k it? Scientist: ...No. Audience: AHH! Man! What a waste... - Robot Chicken sketch, 'Robot Longevity' The true end goal of all robotics. Be glad Colby wasn't a "pleasure" model.
*Sees NEW DVD R-HELL* YAY NEW EPISODE! After watching it....Wait Brad are you telling me this video is saying “Everything you do you do it for the lord.” I don’t think God would be pleased to have that version of Brian Adam’s song played anywhere!
Me: Colby, I've got to got home (walks out of the room) Colby: (Clenching his fists) HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
Whatever you do, do it will all your heart for the lord.... even if it's stoning people to death for any number of things including picking up sticks on the Sabbath.
I had that issue of one group of friends not wanting me to hang out with another group of friends when i was in elementary school, turns out the disapproving group were all Mormons, though I had no Idea what a mormon even was back then... suffice to say I went with the friends who weren't telling me what to do, and continued being friends with whomever I wanted all the way through highschool, including mormons still, and nerds, and the football team... and the school drug dealer too apparently, or so I was told. XD I ended up maintaining all my friendships through childhood, except for with girls, cause they had cooties naturally(with some of those girls I really wish I had kept in touch come highschool :P). I ended up with an odd spectrum of friends though, cliques are boring...
God you just gave me the weirdest flashback to Shadow of Destiny Which is a weird game with Charles Martinet, time travel and alchemy. And also something I have not thought about in awhile.
I have a confession to make. I have a dark past that I'm not proud of. It's hard for me to talk about this but I must. I was in the Colby's Missing Memory musical at our church. It was a long time ago and I was young and needed the work! I was under the tutelage of adults who should have known better. But they made us sing and dance. I wore awful clothes like a big silver box and my brother's old computer keyboard. All of my wires and transistors were showing. I talked like VIKI in Small Wonder (That's my other confession at the time I loved the series Small Wonder.) I still wake up with nightmares and ear worms. I never felt so clean and violated. It was...... I just can't. 😭
Thank you for putting out such amazing content. I’m sorry you and Laura have had to put up with so much bullshit lately, but even in the face of that, you post videos that make us belly laugh. Thank you again and please come back to Twitter, we miss you
The kid's name is BJ? I don't think he's being bullied because of his skateboard...
What cruel parents.
Mr. Man right who wants a name that can be associated with the worse thing possible
...a yellow side kick to a very annoying purple T-Rex
@@matthewdaley746 oh, I know that. heck that dinosaur was only available on VHS form at the time. still, no one would want to have that name.
BJ is obviously Board James.
Wait, Blood Jelly isn't that bad!
We're not talking about food, aren't we?
"You mow the lawn for the Lord, wash dishes for the Lord, sing for the Lord, write songs for the Lord, kick ass for the Lord..."
Desire to retake Jerusalen intensifies
DEUS VULT!
"I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!" - Father McGruder
@@LuckyPunkProd Nice Dead Alive/ Braindead reference
My man
"Colby has all the answers, but not really."
I felt that
Some drunk guy:"I bet you five bucks you can´t make robots lame."
Christians:"Hold my Holy Water light."
Hold my water turned into wine.
Why would they make a Light version of Holy Water? How am I supposed to repel Vampires with this watered-down crap?!
Your comment made my day. I lived it lols.
I went to a religious school in the late 90s early 2000s and have literally never heard of this before. Then again, might have been because our school was a literal testing ground for veggie tales.
Veggie Tales was the shit tho. That cheeseburger song still gives me chills.
At least they have taste considering VeggieTales is probably the best (and possibly _only_ best), Christian kids show ever made!
Yeah Veggie Tales actually made jokes. It's almost as if it were made by people who understand media.
I never watched any of this stuff either - outside of seeing it on shelves at local Christian book stores - and I'm about the same age as Brad.
I can still easily bitch for eternity about my churchgoing days; but I honestly got off pretty easy. One day in Sunday school we played the *then brand new* Wolfenstein 3D on our teacher's fancy Mac laptop. We also went to a Jars of Clay concert once as part of a church group and it was kinda OK.
@@Zycyzyx only coming back cause our school was 90% convinced one of our priests was actually RL Stein, and that he just put on a mole for public appearance reasons, since they looked and sounded so similar.
The reason Colby is a crappy computer is because he runs on Temple OS (kudos to anyone who gets that reference.)
Those smooth jazz transition tunes really make you think the creators were hoping to use this as a backdoor pilot for ABC’s TGIF, but ended up TFIG: Thank Fuck It’s Godawful
First, I thought this was one of your George Lucas'd episodes, and then realized it's new. Which made me happy.
Glad to see the series didn't die out.
"You don't have to work and try to please other people."
Well, then good. Kids neither should be pressured by their parents to attend Sunday schools and Christian camps just to please themselves.
ayyyyyyy 👉👉
@@matthewdaley746 lol what??
How do you promote to fix this horrible trend? I start with my kids, however the rest of society had that programming to the point of convincing others and peer pressure comes in all shapes sizes and ideologies.
Just be yourself, even if your religious
EXACTLY Cults are for idiots.
Damn Brad, you make me very glad I went to secular public school!
I went there too, but I still had to deal with this crap. I mean, not THIS crap. I've never actually heard of Colby. But I had Psalty and the Donut Man and Alice in Bibleland and a bunch of random ones that belonged to my Mom's friends. The only decent series out of the bunch is "VeggieTales" and that's because Vischer and Nawrocki were clearly fans of Monty Python.
Same here, even when I went to a private school it was still secular and didn't have to wear uniforms.
I went to Catholic elementary school, but the rest was public.
I wish I could find this one video they showed at Catholic school once. It was about dinosaurs, and they rolled out this timeline to show when the dinosaurs existed, but it showed before the dinosaurs that there was a brief period of man (Adam and Eve). It stands out to me now, because it at least they *tried* to compromise, taking in what modern science tells us and reconciling it with the Bible. Now, though, I wonder how Christian audiences would react to such an explanation.
They also showed us The Last Unicorn in first grade, so that was cool.
@@matthewdaley746 I agree. Hell, the fact that the book's author (Peter S. Beagle) got screwed over by Rankin/Bass makes it all the more tragic that both the book and the movie are not more appreciated than they are.
However, I do have a little funny story to share in relation to The Last Unicorn...
I went to my first ever comic con and saw a seemingly random booth sporting The Last Unicorn on a banner. I walked up to a kindly-looking elderly gentleman sitting in the booth and said to him "Wow! So very nostalgic! I watched that so many times as a kid!" To which he responded in an amused manner: "Oh really? That's nice! I'm the author!" To which my mind stopped. I looked up at the sign, showing the author's name and his picture, then it fully dawned on me...I was talking to Peter S. Beagle himself! Needless to say, I nerded the fuck out.
However, I was fortunate to have known about the whole Rankin/Bass fiasco before hand. So, as a thanks for all the many times I enjoyed the film, while he didn't receive a single cent from it, I bought a couple of his books with his personalized signature (of course one being The Last Unicorn).
🤣🤣🤣 "Look, just pick something, it's gonna suck regardless!"
"My dad built Colby with every verse from the Bible", WHY?!
Colby to the kids: “as it says in genesis: do not let your seed spill on the floor, when fornicating with your brothers wife.”
Even the violent parts?
@@arellajardin8188 Seems to me like you are cherry-picking.
The joke is it’s a robot that can spit out ANY bible verse. Cherry picking has nothing to do with it. If anything, people who ignore all the verses about beating kids to death or going to hell for mixing fabrics, are also guilty of cherry picking.
@@Clay3613 at least it wasnt the verse where Moses told his men they should kill everyone but the virgin daughters, who they could keep for themselves. Think that was against the Ninevites? Might be mixing stories.
Imagine SKYNET building Colbies instead of Terminators...
That is more terrifying. It would drive everyone to kill themselves.
When SkyNet sent them forth to conquer, they all fell in wet cement, got pigeoned, and laughed about it.
@@spiderboy43 I would do that for sure, Christianity is bad as it is already...
and the Colbinator was sent to 1984 to convert Sarah Connor.
“Come with me if you want to live…in the house of the Lord.”
"Do you have a song that goes along with skateboarding?"
How about some Bad Religion?
Colby: You don't have to work at about pleasing other people. The important thing is--
Me: Pleasing yourself? That's a decent message.
Colby: --pleasing the Lord
Me: ugggggggggggh
God is like the worst girlfriend/boyfriend. You can't have fun on your own. Have to tell them everything. Have to live by their rules. Have to do everything for them. If you don't, they will send you to hell.
@Michael Martin Good question. The answer, for his creations to be happy, specifically, being the best they can be, while being loving and compassionate. As well as doing set things for the right reasons.
Is God a perv for watching me pleasuring myself?
Don''t let your peers pressure you into things you don't want to do - you will do what the LORD tells you or he shall smite you! (And by the Lord, I mean random skateboard pro who just walked in and claims to speak for God)
God is more stuck up and judgemental than even the most vain high schooler.
Skateboard VULT!
Fun fact: Christ was wicked on the half pipe.
"Blessed are those that grind, for they shall inherit all that is knarly"
Ah, Colby the Christian Robot? I see you and challenge you to do Gaither's Pond.
So remember kids don’t give into peer pressure...but do give into God pressure
@JPC viral Peers are real.
God is the end all be all in Big Dick Energy
Wow you remember the old catch phrases of any Christian camp and youth group any where.
@@avatardecadewho
Your point? Still has absolutely nothing to do with a catch phrase that's still just as cringe as when it first was spoken. I am a Christian and feel that catch phrase to be cringe.
@JPC viral Well one is that anyone can claim what the hell god is telling them to do. Look at any extremist murdering in his name. Two, God isn't going to affect your social life (and why would he care to?) unlike the real assholes around you.
It's like Qwerty from Veggie Tales was injected with nightmares and the gift of speech.
Merritt Animation the machine uprising made QWERTY gain sentience and upgrade himself into a mobile form. But his program is still faulty so instead of killing humans, he tries to educate them
Matthew Daley fo sho
Qwerty >>>>>>> Colby
Brad is a connoisseur of only the whitest of white boy dance moves.
I literally have these songs stuck in my head still. Remember us putting on the play back in the 90’s this is wild
I have rarely seen a character that looks so sad being in a production like Colby. Not good for my phobia of large mascot characters.
Well, yeah, he's a computer, just imagine the things people have searched on him.
I don't share this phobia but darn! Some mascots designs are outright terrible, laughable or just plain creepy, but the title for the most pitiful mascot undeniably goes to Psalty: that poor thing must be longing for death but God, in all his twisted glory, keeps the poor sucker alive to spread His Word. And that's sad!
I feel like this needs a Robocop reference.
"Halt! Present your faith!"
"I do everything for the lord and not for man!"
"Second request . Present your faith."
"Wha?"
"Five...four...three"
"I DO EVERYTHING FOR THE LORD!"
"Two...One."
Colby in 2000 AD comics: I AM THE FAITH!
You sleep for the Lord, you poop for the Lord, you take antipsychotics to avoid murdering the people in this for the Lord.
Is colby claptrap's dad? Would explain the insanity.
Abusive religiously zelous father. Yep.
At 1:36: "Wait, isn't that a DX-7?"
At 2:54: "Called it!"
That's the OTHER way you can tell it's 1989. The ubiquity of Yamaha in late 80s cheapo musical production is forever etched in our ears.
"Oh, I think you should definitely care if Bill Cosby's coming to town."
so colby is templeOS hahhaahahha
Irrefutable Matt it all makes sense. I was wondering why Colby was running over people at night.
RIP Terry you crazy bastard
It's a little known fact that this show was actually cancelled by the glow-in-the-darks
An anti peer pressure video by a religious group is deliciously ironic.
you should check out "Hi Tops" then
I don't think being Religious =/= Forced to do something
@@TheVideoGuyfromOhio Just do everything for the church, and NEVER think free! XD Sure. What a great life to live.
@@CoffeeTheDragon that's a false exaggeration of all Christians, and this is coming from an Agnostic
Talk about shooting themselves in the foot eh.
On the plus side, Colby's costume is significantly better (and I mean less than terrifying) than Psalty.
And less creepy.
Which Psalty? The cartoon anthropomorphized bible or the live action weirdo that sprays his face blue and walks around in a tall blue box? Because I met that guy.
@@PandamanTube Live action.
Holy crap! I remember checking the videos out from the church library when I was a kid. I totally forgot this existed. LOL
My mother's lovely friend and co-worker in ICU gave me the make a joyful noise cassette as a child and I still sing those Psalms to lift my spirits and help me through difficult days in the OR.
this show takes me back on Trinity Broadcast Network as a kid!
Colby’s Place: a show where even black kids can’t rap.
Black kids can't rap!? Colby's place Is cursed!
171QA Hard to rap in the sunken place.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 the talking computer didnt tip you off?
they're trying to make a cartoon that's not he man or anime trying to teach you how to kill your classmates you want another Columbine it's better to have children want to be helpful and kind and a team of friends😊!
I was hoping for you to reference the Buttercream gang and you didn't disappoint
The Bill Cosby reference might just be unintended genius. Someone mentioning him while talking to Noah-I immediately thought it was a reference to his Noah routine.
Fridge brilliance or fridge horror? You make the call.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Funny Aneurysm Moment is the more correct term for anyone wondering.
Colby, have you ever had that not so fresh feeling?
Colby's Place makes Superbook look like Voltron
You owe it to yourself to watch King of Beasts Golion. They censored the shit out of it to make Voltron.
Finally, the origin of David from Prometheus and Alien:Covenant has been revealed!
Does anyone else remember this Colby album: it had an evil robot named Kill-O-Cycle, who sang lines about rebelling against your parents - "You don't have to go to school! You don't have to brush your teeth!" I can't find any reference to this album online anywhere. It definitely existed though!
Nvm, I found it - it was a Mega Mouth & The Rap Blasters album, not a Colby album
I found out about Colby from watching The Bible Reloaded.
For me, it was “Everything is Terrible.”
Hugo and Jake’s commentary of Colby and Psalty is the best next to their Chic Tracks.
Brad should do Psalty next.
For me it was chadtronic
1:30 I thought that little girl was about to say "Coldy, have you ever felt, not so fresh?"
I did too. Someone needs to make an edit of that!
Me three
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The dialog is so, “How do you do, fellow kids?”
2:30 You're a machine. God to you is whoever built you.
I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
You know, when I think of someone making a joyful noise, I think of something else
Q: What do you get when you mix castor oil and holy water?
A: A religious movement, one that comes after "a joyful noise."
So, do Colby's keys go all the way around, giving him the opportunity for some jamming ass play?
Now I totally want a spoof of these shows named something like "Culty the Christian Robot"
I'm not sure how sophisticated Colby's AI really is.
10 PRINT "ASK GOD!"
20 GOTO 10
First Hugo and Jake and now Brad? My life is complete.
In some places Colby's voice reminds of that one animatronic from Five Nights at Freddy's. The music one. I can't help but think "we're going to be making music together for a long, long time." whenever Colby speaks.
Milkshakes? At least Chazz Palminteri wasn’t here this time. Oooohhh!
"Colby, have you ever felt...not so fresh?"
Mr Computer is jealous for not having a live version
Is it weird for anyone else too to NOT see him sitting on a couch or at least inside a car :-|
koel700 suddenly i want a crossover with Captain Electron. We could make Linkara wear the Mr. Computer costume
@@matthewdaley746 tell that to the view counter
I love the dancing in these old Christian movies. That little bop n twist they allllll do. Such weird awkward childhood memories
6:37 It sounded like they where about to start dancing to "we are looking for Blues Clues" for a second
Makes me wanna skidoo right into colby so i can fix his- waiiiiiit a second.
Psychonauts is just a kid skidoo-ing into peoples' minds. Dammit Colby you just reminded me that I'm hyped for Psychonauts 2.
Or the beginning of Hair of the Dog. Which is sort of like Blues Clues.
I remember seeing this horror on the hugo and jake channel. I am so glad you are reviewing it, this crazy production is always a goldmine lol
😳 i still have my skateboard 🛹 from 1989. A Vision Psycho Stick, same as the friend of Nick from Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.
Shouldn't you be manning the counter at RST you slacker fuck? ..Is RST still even around? Damn you Netflix!
Damn. I just looked him up on IMDB.
Reminds me of the kid who played Michael in the original Mary Poppins. He died young too.
Scientist: ...And the Power Cell recharges as it moves, it's a revolution in robotic longevity! (Guy raises hand) Yes?
Man: Can you f**k it?
Scientist: What?
Man: Can you f**k it?
Scientist: ...No.
Audience: AHH! Man! What a waste...
- Robot Chicken sketch, 'Robot Longevity'
The true end goal of all robotics. Be glad Colby wasn't a "pleasure" model.
You sure about that?
I think I speak for everyone when I say I want to see the school play version of this.
I grew up right down the street from TBN, it's right off the 22 freeway in Santa Ana.
Lol I remember when my grandma had these religion videos on VHS back in the day when she used to teach Sunday school
*Sees NEW DVD R-HELL* YAY NEW EPISODE! After watching it....Wait Brad are you telling me this video is saying “Everything you do you do it for the lord.” I don’t think God would be pleased to have that version of Brian Adam’s song played anywhere!
Can't wait for Brad to review Gospel Bill next.
Me: Colby, I've got to got home (walks out of the room)
Colby: (Clenching his fists) HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
I Have No Bible, and I Must Scream
So glad they made Colby so I could watch it on this video
About time this series came back. Jesus, it feels like forever since the last.
HEY, DON'T USE JESUS' NAME IN VAIN, GODDAMMIT.
Whatever you do, do it will all your heart for the lord.... even if it's stoning people to death for any number of things including picking up sticks on the Sabbath.
Or [Insert Monty Python Joke here.]
@@thequietdreamer2186 it's really in the bible.. Numbers 15:32-36. Moses and the issraelites kill a man for picking up sticks on the wrong day
Charlie White, I figured. I was thinking of the whole Jehovah scene from Life of Brian.
Always look on the bright side of life.
[Whistles.]
Before I see the whole thing: I hope Brad questions why a soulless robot would be a Christian and what benefit it would get.
I had "Colby's Missing Memory" when I was a kid.
"This makes High Tops look like Rent."
Wasn't expending the review to end with such a tremendous compliment. :)
I had that issue of one group of friends not wanting me to hang out with another group of friends when i was in elementary school, turns out the disapproving group were all Mormons, though I had no Idea what a mormon even was back then... suffice to say I went with the friends who weren't telling me what to do, and continued being friends with whomever I wanted all the way through highschool, including mormons still, and nerds, and the football team... and the school drug dealer too apparently, or so I was told. XD
I ended up maintaining all my friendships through childhood, except for with girls, cause they had cooties naturally(with some of those girls I really wish I had kept in touch come highschool :P). I ended up with an odd spectrum of friends though, cliques are boring...
Use to watch this all the time on Smile of a Child 😁👌
Still not as weird as the Doughnut Man.
“-which ran from 1984 to 2000” WHOA! That’s a feat that the OogieLoves could only DREAM of!
You Can’t Do That On Television, ah, good times!
I thought Colby was part of Hugo & Jake's shtick.
God you just gave me the weirdest flashback to Shadow of Destiny
Which is a weird game with Charles Martinet, time travel and alchemy. And also something I have not thought about in awhile.
I didn't know Noah sounded and acted like offensive Italian Stereotype
Omg, this is giving me horrible flashbacks to performing a Colby play as a little kid. He was somehow more terrifying than Psalty
Noah had an Italian accent and a contemporary celebrity named Bill Cosby. No wonder the flood was necessary, Bill Cosby probably influenced Ham.
Bill probably spiked Noah’s wine.
That record cover had a Salvation Army or goodwill sticker on it!!!
I love the religious shows/films Brad reviews . I live in the UK and we never had this kind of craziness - a foam robotman quoting scripture . Mental.
Somewhere there is an outtake of Colby losing his balance on those skates and falling on his ass.
Yo Brad, I have all the Willie Aimes era Bibleman episodes if you want that shit.
I grew up watching a lot of TBN affiliated channels and Colby was an unnerving staple.
God this took me back to the days before my parents had cable lol
Uhhh.. Where are the tables and chairs in Colby's Place?! Oh there's 3 tables crammed into the corner of the way too gigantic shop.
That Iron Sheikh part killed me!
You mean to say that there are SIXTEEN seasons of Colby out there?! Supernatural is envious of its longevity!
Brad, doing the Lord's work
"You mow the lawn for the Lord, wash dishes for the Lord."--WTF??
turns out god is a lazy pre teen
When I heard Brad say, “let’s go flood the kid’s house!”, I almost spit out my ice cream. Good times, people....
I have a confession to make. I have a dark past that I'm not proud of.
It's hard for me to talk about this but I must.
I was in the Colby's Missing Memory musical at our church. It was a long time ago and I was young and needed the work! I was under the tutelage of adults who should have known better. But they made us sing and dance. I wore awful clothes like a big silver box and my brother's old computer keyboard. All of my wires and transistors were showing. I talked like VIKI in Small Wonder (That's my other confession at the time I loved the series Small Wonder.) I still wake up with nightmares and ear worms. I never felt so clean and violated. It was...... I just can't. 😭
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spat my drink out laughing at "This gang makes the buttercream gang look like boys in the hood"
I swear these old Christan TV shows look and feel cursed.
...thanks for dragging up suppressed childhood memories for me >_>
Oh fuck...the church I went to as a kid did this play...it was what lead to uncovering child abuse. Thanks for this dark memory.
I was the kid with laryngitis
Luckily it all came to light.
Hugo and Jake would be proud.
Why are these 1980's kids hanging out at a 1950's mault shop?
Cause jesus.
The producers think that is cool?
"Have you asked God about peer pressure?"
What's he gonna say?
These Children's Speaking Voices Are All Just Yelling!