"If we can hit that bulls-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." One of my favourite comedic lines from anything ever, not just Futurama.
That one's really great! For my money, though, the best line is Fry (upon tasting Bender's cooking for the first time) gasping "Oh man, that's the saltiest thing I've ever tasted! And I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt..."
I laughed so hard the first time i heard that for like a minute straight. Theres literally hundreds of moments that can be on this list that is one of my all time favs as well....with "im so embarrassed, i wish everybody else was dead." And "there on my cell phone too".....that ladies got a huuuge ass. "Those could be anyones thoughts fatass".
I'm kind of partial to Fry speaking through the wrong end of a megaphone: "Attention New New Yorkers. STOP ACTING SO STUPID!" What follows is why I like that line so much. I also like this dialogue from later in the same episode, when Fry and Leela storm the library. Giant Brain: "What do you want?" Fry: "We're here to kick your ass." Giant Brain: "Wishful thinking. We have long since evolved beyond the need for asses."
@@lorblauh I'm happy I could help. I know a lot of times jokes can go right over someone's head, like this one did yours, and it's just so much more enjoyable when everyone gets to laugh.
@@killemall771 If I told you you had a nice body would you take your pants off and dance around a little....nice screen name by the way, that's exactly how I feel about Google
Zoidberg: "My home! It burned down! Oh how did this happen..." Hermes: "That's a very good question..." Bender: "So that's where I left my cigar." Hermes: "That just raises further questions!"
What about the scene where the robot devil says he will give bender an army, in exchange for Bender's first born son, so Bender runs to his house, the kid says "Daddy! I knew you'd come back" and runs up to Bender. Then Bender grabs him, runs all the way back and chucks him into a pit of lava.
I'm Hugh Mann. Leela destroys retractable roof, and Hermes tells Zoidberg "that's coming out of YOUR pay" The whole scene in the mermaid episode about Bender's cigar burning down Zoidberg's house...UNDERWATER. Too many for one list
Haven Smith Yeah.”, Zoidberg’s house w has always been my favorite. Zoidberg: “My house! How did this happen?” Hermès: “That’s a good question. Bender: “There’s my cigar,” and picks up a lit cigar that’s floating nearby. Hermès: “That just raises further questions!”
Zapp: You’re gonna practice making your bed until you can do it in your sleep Fry: You mean while we’re sleeping in it? Zapp: You won’t have time for sleep, soldier. Not with all the beds you’ll be making
Zapp : "We know nothing about the enemy, their language, history or what they look like. But I can say this... they stand for everything we don't stand for! Also they told me you guys look like dorks" Bender : "THEY LOOK LIKE DORKS"
Professor: Good news everyone! I'm in terrible pain! Hermes: How is that Good news? Professor: It's not. I've run out of Good News brand herbal supplement.
#12 got cut too short! "NONONO! I'll give you 5 dollars to not do what youre thinking of doing!" *dog pees on benders head* "heheh, you just lost out on $5"
"you're never too rich to enjoy a free turkey-dog" And "Fry can you help me spread this body wash?" "Please, Fry; Leela punishes me if I don't use enough!"
My favorite has always been “My caddy informs me that that a bank is where people put money that isn’t properly invested, therefore bank robbery is that most heinous of crimes... Theft Of Money!”
“Everyone’s always in favour of saving hitlers brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooo suddenly you’ve gone too far!” Kills me every time
tatayaya that is a very huge understatement... Rick & Morty has only had 3 seasons so far. Not even fair to compare the 2. I *LOVE* both shows but I think Rick & Morty hasn't even BEGUN to get good yet. Plus there's a whole SUPER INTELLECTUAL *read between the lines* sorta thing going on with Rick&Morty delving into seemingly limitless paralell universes. Not at *ALL* hating on Futurama if I didn't love it I wouldn't be on this video but let's not compare something with double digit seasons to a show with only 3 seasons so far is all I'm saying.
Rick and Morty is ok. The shows have a similar aesthetic but cater to different audiences. Rick and Morty is more for teens who like to get high. Futurama is for fans of Star Trek and sci-fi
The scene that always gets me is when Fry, Leela, and Bender are superheroes and the mayor calls them but they're in his office and Fry says "and I can't take life anymore" and jumps out the window
Ship Computer: "You are now entering forbidden space." Bender: "Forbidden, schmerschmidden. What are they gonna do write a letter. Ooh I'm so scared." Leela: "I lost control of the ship!" Bender: "YOU LOST CONTROL OF THE SHIP!!!
I have to argue that #17 isn't even the funniest part of that episode. It's gotta be Fry: "And why is my coffee shaking?! I don't want my coffee shaking!!"
Where was the Leela and her double trying to hurt each other with one of the professors saying "Now now, perfectly symmetrical violence will never solve anything" quote? Lmao
The best part of 1:55 is all the punctuation. He could have kept all the words if he were willing to sacrifice a rock or two from the: exclamation, colon, 4 periods, 4 commas.
Number 40 and number 20 made me belly laugh hahaha damn, I needed that. I forgot how much I loved this show. My brother and I still quote the "do a flip!!" part to this day. Great throwback. Wish the newer episodes were better.
@@tommerker8063 ah yeah, your right but hey at least it's possible to rewatch as many times as you'd like and reminisce about favorite scenes, moments etc.
Should have included: "Isn't smoking bad for you?" "Yeah, but it makes me look cool." "Fixed forever!" followed by immediate boiler explosion. "This war has seen too many body bags and ball sacks." And a line that uses not one, but two callbacks from earlier in the episode, and is the greatest line in Futurama history... "Sir, I was born here! I raised a cloud of children here! My ancestors came over on the sandwich!"
There was one that one scene from the Slurm episode where Lelia is talking about the soda Soylent Green. She comments how the taste varies person to person. Had me on the floor.
You forgot the follow up on the "homeowner" joke: Zoidberg (looking at flaming shell-house on the ocean floor): "My home is ruined! How could this have happened?!" Hermes: "That's an excellent question." Bender: "Oh, that's where I left my cigar!" Hermes: "That just raises further questions!"
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#1 "I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
Exactly what I said when Rick and Morty became the new "Smart cartoon"
Where is zapp branigans come back when it's a catastrophe line that one is hilarious ? G
You cut off the best part of 22:
"You people aren't Santa, you're not even robots! How dare you lie in front of Jesus!"
Also "Santa, you saved my life! Please, don't kill me!"
"My God, the real Santa! Get him, Jesus!" "I help those who help themselves!"
They cut out the best part of the "frozen metal" clip in #4 - Bender's prolonged laugh, and his equally prolonged scream/plummet from the cliff....
Jesus helps those who help themselves!!
Let's be honest , if they included the best parts of the episode it just would have been the entire episode
Hermes: "I'm going to jump!"
Bender: _"Do a flip!"_
I lost it at this one X)
This will always be my favourite shout. It's just Bender all over:D
This is my favorite Bender momment. XD
AAHAHAHAHAHA!! I was serious.
Magic_Zach
“....friends “
I would have also thrown in “oh wait, you’re serious? Let me laugh even harder.”
Just about anything Bender says is gold
lame
yes me too
@@JPH8989 what about anything univers 1 bender says is silver the box episoid
BAHAHAH
Bender talking to "god" while in space
"I was God once"
"Yes I know. You were doing really well until everyone died"
So do you know what I'm going to do before I do it?
Yes.
But what I do something different?
Then I didnt know that.
Do you think what I did was wrong?
Right and wrong are just words. What matters is what you do.
Yeah, I know. I just said ... oh forget it!
Jaqen H'ghar cool cool
"It's time to convert the nonbelievers, into radioactive vapor!!"
That's not a joke
You forgot 'With my last breath I curse Zoidberg'
Winter Phoenix IKR?!?
@@storyman385 best punchline eveeeeeer
Winter Phoenix I literally just came from watching that clip! 😂😂😂
The löst number 42
Still one of the best episodes of the whole series
"This machine can translate any language in the universe, but it only translates to a dead language"
Machine: "Bonjour"
"CRAZY GIBBERISH"
"Good news, everyone! I'm a horse's BUTT"
"I AM?! Well, that's not very good news at all, you little-"
"WAUAUAAAUGH"
French people went extinct apparently
“Bender honey we love you!”
“Shut up baby I know it!” 😂🤣
damonika09 This is one of my favourite lines ever. I say it all the time. Lol
I heard his voice as i read it😂
Why wasn't this higher on the list?
BWF
Stupid antizpimping laws
YEAH baby, i know it
"If we can hit that bulls-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
One of my favourite comedic lines from anything ever, not just Futurama.
me talking about sports
"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces"
It's that the only reaction is a disappointed groan that sells the joke
Kiff: "Ugghh..."
Screw this video, I'll go make my own... with Blackjack... and Hookers... In fact FORGET THE VIDEO!!!
Best comment.
Ohh no room for bender huh?!? Lmao
Okay, you win.
Sounds like a kick ass video
Ah screw the whole darn thing
'Oooh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm my own grandpa. '
Roswell That Ends Well, Season 3, Episode 19.
"Sir your wife is hysterical , so I'm addressing this to you "
"Jesus ,help!"
Zoidberg running away" I help those who help themselves"
“You know zapp brannigan?” “Lets just say we’ve crossed paths”, “was that before or after you slept with him?”
Nice list
My personal favorite will always be
Turanga Leela
Fry: "Turanga?"
Amy:"That's her name, Phillip."
Bender: "Phillip?!"
SuperPrinnyDood Love that part! Doesn't get enough love. Lol
That one's really great! For my money, though, the best line is Fry (upon tasting Bender's cooking for the first time) gasping "Oh man, that's the saltiest thing I've ever tasted! And I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt..."
I laughed so hard the first time i heard that for like a minute straight. Theres literally hundreds of moments that can be on this list that is one of my all time favs as well....with "im so embarrassed, i wish everybody else was dead." And "there on my cell phone too".....that ladies got a huuuge ass. "Those could be anyones thoughts fatass".
YES!!! My dad and I LOVE that episode!
I'm kind of partial to Fry speaking through the wrong end of a megaphone: "Attention New New Yorkers. STOP ACTING SO STUPID!" What follows is why I like that line so much.
I also like this dialogue from later in the same episode, when Fry and Leela storm the library.
Giant Brain: "What do you want?"
Fry: "We're here to kick your ass."
Giant Brain: "Wishful thinking. We have long since evolved beyond the need for asses."
"Shut up and take my money!" will forever be remembered.
If not, _no soup for you!_
Magic_Zach you hear the real soup Nazi just closed his doors a few months ago.
Retired.
@@Nobody-11B He's got his own soup mark. I think he'll be alright.
Not rememberin’ “Shut up and take my money?” That’s a paddlin’
This show's very old now. The phones are like $1,500 today!
"Get a room you two!"
"We are in a room!"
"Well then lose some weight!"
LOL
One of my faves.
Skyantha Bladedancer I saw your comment while I was watching that part lol
Skyantha Bladedancer d
lmao
I forget the whole episode plot but that's a hilarious part
"Ah, she's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro!"
You could've just picked that whole episode...."We no can dunk, but good fundamentals." "Translation: boring"
@@patrickezuma7140 Thank you for explaining the joke. None of us would have understood that without your help. Thank God, I can finally laugh.
@@lorblauh I'm happy I could help. I know a lot of times jokes can go right over someone's head, like this one did yours, and it's just so much more enjoyable when everyone gets to laugh.
"She's out of control! Damn you gravity, you win again."
@@killemall771 If I told you you had a nice body would you take your pants off and dance around a little....nice screen name by the way, that's exactly how I feel about Google
I miss this show....😥
Shut up baby we know it! But yeah this needs to come back
BUT MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER!
I miss new episodes but I still watch reruns after work on a daily basis. Makes no sense why this show of all shows aren't making anymore new episodes
JACQUELINE Di MATTIA Atleast Futurama went out with a bang. And did not over stay its welcome. (Like other shows)
uhm no. *cough* Simpsons
I always love when fry and bender met.
“Yes I’d like to make a collect call”
“You’ve chosen slow and horrible”
“Ooh, good choice.”
You just read my mind
I think Bender's first ever line was "bite my shiny, metal ass."
And it was collect call.
Slow and horrible
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore."
You and me both, Professor Farnsworth.
Can we Car Pool?
i’ll bring snacks and the complete series of futurama on dvd.
I got the aux cord
show me the car faxx don’t play trash
When you're fav meme dies
“He may have ocean madness, but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness.” Love that line lol
What
"Bender. Are you allright?"
"Eh. Nothing a lawsuit can't fix."
Douwe G or
Bender: ow my elbow
Kiff: you can’t sue the military
Bender: eh I’m ok then
Zoidberg: "My home! It burned down! Oh how did this happen..."
Hermes: "That's a very good question..."
Bender: "So that's where I left my cigar."
Hermes: "That just raises further questions!"
What about the scene where the robot devil says he will give bender an army, in exchange for Bender's first born son, so Bender runs to his house, the kid says "Daddy! I knew you'd come back" and runs up to Bender.
Then Bender grabs him, runs all the way back and chucks him into a pit of lava.
Bouncy Creeper I love that RDs like "wow that was pretty brutal even by my standards"
Bender: "No backzies"
I love that scene one of my favorite parts in futurama.
That one was brutal
It's hilarious but also incredibly fucked up by Bender
In which episode where Bender got à son and grandson
"Everyone be very quiet, we're in the ear."
"Ok professor. "
"WHAT??!!"
"What about what?"
"Uhhh... what if we go for a walk? You know... because it's so nice out."
“The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.” That is the best line in the death by snu snu episode lololol
Love your profile pic. Brand New is super underrated.
"Good-bye my friends. I never thought I'd die like this, but I always really hoped."
I'm Hugh Mann.
Leela destroys retractable roof, and Hermes tells Zoidberg "that's coming out of YOUR pay"
The whole scene in the mermaid episode about Bender's cigar burning down Zoidberg's house...UNDERWATER.
Too many for one list
Haven Smith Yeah.”, Zoidberg’s house w has always been my favorite.
Zoidberg: “My house! How did this happen?”
Hermès: “That’s a good question.
Bender: “There’s my cigar,” and picks up a lit cigar that’s floating nearby.
Hermès: “That just raises further questions!”
“And I am his friend Jesus”
You people aren't Santa, you're not even robots. How DARE you lie in front of Jesus!
SIX?
Faith is Found.
"I help those who help themselves!"
SantaChrist!
Fry: "Those were my lucky pants! They were my only pants."
Bender: "You wore the same pants for a thousand years? No wonder they left you!"
Beautifully crafted...
The ones after No 15 crack me up completely...
"To shreds you say..."
"Sir, it's not neccessary, or wise to be nude."
"OOF, you sound just like my tennis instructor!" 😂😂😂
LOVE the video however I think you missed out on a perfect opportunity to put Bender's "Let's go alreadyy!!" as the intro
Zapp: You’re gonna practice making your bed until you can do it in your sleep
Fry: You mean while we’re sleeping in it?
Zapp: You won’t have time for sleep, soldier. Not with all the beds you’ll be making
Zapp : "We know nothing about the enemy, their language, history or what they look like. But I can say this... they stand for everything we don't stand for! Also they told me you guys look like dorks"
Bender : "THEY LOOK LIKE DORKS"
"The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings" is like, my favourite episode, and I'm so glad that one of the lines made it to this video lmao
Two of them did - "Your music's bad and you should feel bad!"
It's my joint fave ep along with the bee one. :)
JettMoonwing
Yesss The Sting
Not one of my favourites, but I still love it
Absolutely agree!
all season finales are great, they knew they might not get another season so they always wanted to end it on a bang
I like Fry's musical instrument that he plays in this episode. It reminds me of my own experiences while listening to music.
Fry: I did do the nasty in the pasty.
Lord Nibbler: Verily, and that past-nastification is what shields you from the brains.
“STOP EXPLODING YOU COWARDS”
"People of Earth, I will DESTROY you!! But first, the news..."
"Kittens Give Morbo gas."
Morbo is underrated
Bender is still john DiMaggios best role
tied with jake the dog
Have you ever watched him do the voice live? It's hysterical lmao.
He did a surprisingly good Joker too.
Tissan Young his joker is my second favorite role hes done
It got him on the map, that's for sure.
It appears to be the mothership.
Then, what did we just blow up?
......the hubble telescope.
LMAOOOOOOOOO
SuperSaiyan Yichards that hubble telescope put up a heluva fight tho...almost took out the whole armada
Professor: Good news everyone! I'm in terrible pain!
Hermes: How is that Good news?
Professor: It's not. I've run out of Good News brand herbal supplement.
Sweet toke of okracoke, this stuff's the Omichronic. TO THE SHIP!
Medical weed nowadays in 2020 😂
"I've got whiplash!"
"Robots can't get whiplash."
"Ass whiplash!"
#12 got cut too short! "NONONO! I'll give you 5 dollars to not do what youre thinking of doing!" *dog pees on benders head* "heheh, you just lost out on $5"
Victor Erickson that dog lost out on five bucks loser more for me anyway
OH yes, that one is hilarious
“What’s the mission”
“Collecting honey. Ordinary honey.”
“Doesn’t sounds so dangerous”
“THIS IS NO ORDINARY HONEY!”
I love those types of jokes in this show.
The only thing those old crews did better than us were suck and die.
"you're never too rich to enjoy a free turkey-dog"
And
"Fry can you help me spread this body wash?"
"Please, Fry; Leela punishes me if I don't use enough!"
My favorite has always been “My caddy informs me that that a bank is where people put money that isn’t properly invested, therefore bank robbery is that most heinous of crimes... Theft Of Money!”
"The asylums are full ever since you declared being poor a mental illness"
Love me some Farnsworth.
"You're going to do his laundry."
"My thong!!"
Professor: The ship has 6000 hulls
Leela: Doesn’t this course go right through a penguin reserve?
Professor: Correct, 6000 hulls
Those fools! Why didn't they build it with 6001?!
Devin Spencer when will they learn.
"IMMA DOCTOR!!"
I got my 5yo girl saying "Imma Doctor" lol
“Everyone’s always in favour of saving hitlers brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooo suddenly you’ve gone too far!” Kills me every time
Futurama>Every other animated show
I'm debating Futurama and Avatar The Last Airbender now.
Futurama? Or Avatar? #1, or #2?
Magic_Zach
Why not both? After all, one is a comedy show and the other is like action and adventure something like that
Futurama, Family guy and dragon ball z are my top three
I agree. Futurama Is my favorite show
South Park , Futurama> every other animated show
Futurama > Rick & Morty
tatayaya that is a very huge understatement... Rick & Morty has only had 3 seasons so far. Not even fair to compare the 2. I *LOVE* both shows but I think Rick & Morty hasn't even BEGUN to get good yet. Plus there's a whole SUPER INTELLECTUAL *read between the lines* sorta thing going on with Rick&Morty delving into seemingly limitless paralell universes. Not at *ALL* hating on Futurama if I didn't love it I wouldn't be on this video but let's not compare something with double digit seasons to a show with only 3 seasons so far is all I'm saying.
I like Rick and Morty but futurama is way better.
Rick and Morty is ok. The shows have a similar aesthetic but cater to different audiences. Rick and Morty is more for teens who like to get high. Futurama is for fans of Star Trek and sci-fi
Yes
@@masoncage420 Futurama has double digit seasons? Are you from a parallel universe?
"Curse you, gravity! You win again...."
TheIceAnt not just a good idea, it's the law
The scene that always gets me is when Fry, Leela, and Bender are superheroes and the mayor calls them but they're in his office and Fry says
"and I can't take life anymore"
and jumps out the window
This show is a timeless gem. ♥️
Such a brilliantly written show. A comedic masterpiece.
That 100 cups of coffee scene 😊
The "300 Big ones" episode is one of my favorites. I know that's a bold statement, but I stand by it!
Why did this show have to be cancelled it's a great show. Futurama gets a 10/10. Best show ever.
rick sanchez is basically bender mixed with farnsworth
Why has this never occurred to me?
Mixed with an existencial crisis. And common sense.
Don't know about that last part.
@@fightingmedialounge519 also rusty venture
Rick Sanchez is a rip off of roger from American dad. And I don’t like either Rick and morty or American Dad
Ship Computer: "You are now entering forbidden space."
Bender: "Forbidden, schmerschmidden. What are they gonna do write a letter. Ooh I'm so scared."
Leela: "I lost control of the ship!"
Bender: "YOU LOST CONTROL OF THE SHIP!!!
OmegaRidley64 yesssss. One of the best moments. Pure voice acting gold.
I have to argue that #17 isn't even the funniest part of that episode. It's gotta be Fry:
"And why is my coffee shaking?! I don't want my coffee shaking!!"
Hail Hail Robonia
A Land I Didn’t Make Up
Where was the Leela and her double trying to hurt each other with one of the professors saying "Now now, perfectly symmetrical violence will never solve anything" quote? Lmao
I love angry dome because it’s an extreme wide shot. It’s nothing personal, just a frustrated old man in his angry done
This video needs a part two Ken.........LET'S GO ALREADDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
The best part of 1:55 is all the punctuation. He could have kept all the words if he were willing to sacrifice a rock or two from the: exclamation, colon, 4 periods, 4 commas.
I loved every moment of that show.
One of my favorite moments since I was a kid, that I'm shocked was not on this list, was when Lrrr ate the hippie.
He's as strong as Gumby and Hercules combined
Gumbercules?! I love that guy!
Good lord, I just realized that Fem Computer was voiced by Bea Arthur.
I hereby sentence you to a penance of watching "Amazonian Women In The Mood" 50 times.
“You’re going to do his laundry?”-Professor
😂
"You want me to do TWO things?!"
"Man, I'd call my lawyer if dialin' the phone wasn't such a hassle!"
"You can't just have your characters announce how they feel, that makes me angry!"
'I sentence them to death-'
*Gasps*
'By snusnu!'
*Groans*
'What are you, gay?'
"Shut up baby, I know it!"
Best line in the history of lines.
Leela: "Fry are you done being stupid?"
Fry: "I had more."
And the number one funniest clip is... the hypnotoad. All glory to the hypnotoad.
Futurama will always be funny.
Number 40 and number 20 made me belly laugh hahaha damn, I needed that. I forgot how much I loved this show. My brother and I still quote the "do a flip!!" part to this day. Great throwback. Wish the newer episodes were better.
You forgot about the black jack and hookers scene 😠
Zapp's pickup lines that Kif reads off lmaoo. And Zapp is just grinning like a smug bastard lol
"I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."
6:47 me when I found out futurama had ended (again)
nah, the last season was showing a bit of crappiness already, better to end on a high then beat a dead horse
@@tommerker8063 true true, but at the time it was a shocker to hear the news.
@@ember-fire7583 the show got canceled how many times now?at some point one has to get used to it^^
@@tommerker8063 ah yeah, your right but hey at least it's possible to rewatch as many times as you'd like and reminisce about favorite scenes, moments etc.
@@ember-fire7583 for sure. i watched it like a dozen times and it's still funny and the voice work is just amazing,
Love it! I'm sad it's over, but in the same time happy because it wasn't tainted. Would a show like this survive nowadays? No!
Crying 😂
"Get a room!"
"We're in a room!"
"Then lose some weight!"
Kif: whimpers
Brannigan: what are you gay?
Favorite line from my favorite episode
What about "Jesus, help me!"
Zoidberg: uh, I help those who help themselves"
Dwl 😂
Should have included:
"Isn't smoking bad for you?"
"Yeah, but it makes me look cool."
"Fixed forever!" followed by immediate boiler explosion.
"This war has seen too many body bags and ball sacks."
And a line that uses not one, but two callbacks from earlier in the episode, and is the greatest line in Futurama history...
"Sir, I was born here! I raised a cloud of children here! My ancestors came over on the sandwich!"
Nature is hilariously cruel. - Bender Bending Rodriguez.
The snue snue scene where Fry and Zap go from smiling to scared back to smiling then back to scared lol
Good news, everyone! There's a report on tv about some very bad news.
What do we want?
Fry's Dog!
When do we want it?
Fry's Dog!
The hubble telescope line creases me every time. Like the delivery is just perfect
Excellent video Ken!!
There was one that one scene from the Slurm episode where Lelia is talking about the soda Soylent Green. She comments how the taste varies person to person. Had me on the floor.
How did you leave the most iconic line in TV history off?
“We didn’t see anyting...EVAH!”
one I would have included would be,
Zapp: How many men did we lose kif?
Kif: ..all of them
Zapp: well at least they'll have no one to mourn
Even today I lose it at "Ugh...Sexlexia 😒". 😂.
You forgot the follow up on the "homeowner" joke:
Zoidberg (looking at flaming shell-house on the ocean floor): "My home is ruined! How could this have happened?!"
Hermes: "That's an excellent question."
Bender: "Oh, that's where I left my cigar!"
Hermes: "That just raises further questions!"
7:02 nice way to end this. Good job.
Safety Time Machine 2:05
1. Automatic door lock.
2. Goes invisible.
3. Has camera/TV inside so time travellers can only observe history.
I have to cast my vote for the line "Listen, this is going to be one hell of a bowel movement. Afterwards he'll be lucky if he has any bones left"
"Oh good. So you won't mind if I use this."
"Too late, this is more fun."
Where was the league of robot trials? Or the "I'm so embarrassed, I wish everyone else was dead" scene lol