Sometimes I think to myself "I am so fucked up and weird, there is so hope for me" then I see shit like this and think "I am so damn normal. Thank God I'm not this fucked in the head" Parrot does more for me than therapy ever did
I am Japanese. I don't understand English. This is also from Mr. Google. However, when I watched this video, I thought it was some kind of shitty arson attack by a group of organized holo-antis, but I laughed because the story was more sympathetic than I expected. But it's okay, brother. In Japan, there is a term called "内縁の妻”“common-law wife." You can't marry your mom, but you can have a common-law marriage. Being modest is a virtue in Japan.
I know of a guy who was a weeb but knew nothing about vtubers. He was suggested fauna and loved her content. He became a regular viewer and then became a sapling, I can still find him in the memberships, then it started. Over the course of 4 months I watched his object permanence freaking vanish. I can’t comprehend this. It’s so freaky. WHAT HELL IS WRONG WITH SAPLINGS
6:01 Remember, everyone. As a happy accident myself, any vtuber can be a mommy type if you skip medication hard enough. -Sapling, on the 5th stage of grief from going without Fauna for more than 4 hours. Parrot found enough sapling posts to make a whole-ass video about it, I'm impressed to say the least.
@@silikeite Always loved this about the internet. Do you play video games and watch content crators because you enjoy it and it makes you happier? Nah. You're dependent and addicted, you can't survive without it anymore and you need help. All doom and gloom all of the time. Nothing's ever allowed to just be good. Everything has to have some kind of sinister or malicious underside that you're trying to ignore, but everyone knows what's really going on. Can't hide shit from the anon sleuths, man. It's so comical becasue all it really does is show you how broken and messed up their own minds are that they can't fathom someone simply doing something because they like it. That the only explanation for the behaviour is that there's something almost pathological forcing them to without them knowing. Bunch of spergs, the lot of them.
To be fair, that red Super Chat was asking her to be his actual friend in real life and she had to bonk him and I think Fauna handled it well.......even though adressing that Red Superchat truthfully about her being an entertainer and actually being friends with chat crossing professional lines(it was a I'll be your Sugar Daddy if you'll be my "friend" comment,if I remember correctly) ended up a "Unicorn Carpet Bomb"😹
5:59 Its not about disliking Gura, its about how much confidence youd have in having her babysit. Would you really trust the 4ft bathtub pizza eating gremlin to watch over a baby?
i love that Sapplings are so well trained that not even in 4chan they can mald ... also having seen Kokuyou Lira ok, yeah i get what Fauna meant when she said she is One-san & not Mommy uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!
Hey Parrot. Since you’re green just like mother and -severely- _slightly_ schizophrenic just like us. Does that mean you’re our father…? (mildly concerned and disoriented Sapling)
Yes. If you go to a concert you don't expect the musician to be your friend. If you watch a cabaret you don't expect the performer to be your friend. Why the %^@& would you expect someone who is basically putting on a puppet-show for you to be your friend?@user-eo1rq7fy9q
@@Limegreenedragon I'm sure some of them do. But then again all fandoms have people who take it too far. Vtubers are no different, and saplings are no better or worse than any of the others.
@@Fraggr92oh yes, vtubers are very different, the fans directly determine their success so emotional manipulation is very profitable, problem is the negative side is REALLY bad (stalking, doxxing, harassing, god knows what else...)
@@1mikeap4 Looking from the outside, its six of one, half a dozen of another when it comes to the Saplings and Takodachis. Just check your rear view mirror for the Jailbirds and Novelites, because they're both trying real hard to catch up to you all.
Some shmuck was drama-dumping in her superchat and ended off with pleading to be her friend (Sadest shit I've seen, in a cringe way). That's why she had to step back a for a moment and be serious about her response. As usual, those british meatballs who don't watch streams just complain out of context. She wasn't being harsh, she was genuinely trying to help her schizo viewer. If anything, you should lover her more for taking his situation seriously rather than dismissing it or skipping it altogether.
@@RexusprimeIX By providing GFE (or in this case, “mother” experience?). These kinds of weirdoes are bound to pop-up by occupational hazard, even more so if you actively provides it. I’d understand if she keeps it in members-only stream, but doing so on normal stream as well? There’s this service in Japan, where you can “rent”-a-family or even “rent”-a-girlfriend. Basically it’s the service of actively distributing the blue pill, instead of the bitter but what people actually need (the red pill). Fauna fully understood this, and yet she still provides it. This isn’t true kindness. It’s a simple profiteering of people’s insecurities, plain and simple. I don’t intend to criticize how people make money, but I definitely won’t stand for hypocrisy. If you’re gonna make your bed, you’d better be prepared to lie on it too. GFE / BFE services are bound to attract mentally unstable people by their nature. Don’t tell me, that after you’ve took away their money, you’ll spit at and bail on them too? Again, the limit already exists, it is known as “members-only stream”. Fauna decides that she’s gonna go beyond that, and refuses to reap what she sows. This sounds like a classic case of hypocrisy. If you’re gonna drink the poison known as providing GFE / BFE, you’d better be ready to eat the plate too. Don’t half-ass your own decisions. You don’t get to have your cake, and eat it too.
After what happened to Keekihime, I'm glad Fauna put her foot down. Some of these people be deranged af. Not that it will help. Saplings have terrible memories, even if they are traumatic ones.
8:00 the damn star wars ship uuuu sound got me, damn you parrot. For real though I imagine that this sapling neediness is all ironic joke nonsense because grown adults being like this unironically scares me.
Finally another episode. Wholeheartedly laughed at this one. These really lighten up my week whenever they are posted. Also: UUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you for another bleessed video, my favorite pepega parrot. Having said that, I think Fauna is pretty based for being able to tell her fanbase she's just an entertainer and not a "friend".
I remember the shitstorm immediately after this happened. Nowadays the only person who seems to care anymore is faunaschizo. Oh, faunaschizo. I love it when you say that one line faunaschizo!
I do like that she said this. you can enjoy casual parasocialism (or bellow that, just RP) while understanding there is a boundary. that it isn't real. many many many many people do this all the time, while a small minority actually take the stuff seriously. She wants to set that boundary for those that do take it too seriously, and considering that she does play up the RP content at times, especially in ASMR, it is a very good thing for her to do. That said, this should also be understood in the context of how much she appreciates her fanbase cause she really genuinely does, you can really tell this with how much energy she brings to streams and how much she loves going on tangents and having back and forth with chat, she loves streaming a ton.
not really. you also have to keep in mind that of those "insane parasocial whales" very few of them are actually insane parasocial whales, that type of person tends to not actually have enough success to whale that hard.
@@akiradkcn The poison salesman is not free of guilt for selling poison, especially given the amount of corporate research that went into developing methods for manipulating human psychology to maximize the odds that the target market would develop an expensive addiction to their product.
I explain to confused friends that vtubers are kind of like being a follower of a band. You might feel some Kind of connection between audience and performer and wish for their success, but it’s not like you actually claim or pretend to know them personally (Until I’m inevitably accepted as a corporate vtuber)
As a Sapling, I think Fauna was being perfectly reasonable. At the end of the day, as beautiful and mommy as she is, she’s still an entertainer, and you have to respect her boundaries. Any Saplings who still think they can be actually parasocial with her are just coping. If you happen to know her personally/beyond her role as Fauna, that’s fine(And honestly, more power to you)…But most of us do not, and likely never will. And you know what? That’s okay.
Heck, I don't even want to. I hella admire her and Kronii and so many others, but from behind the screen and _only_ behind the screen. Meeting a content creator IRL takes them out of the role of internet bard, and us out of the role of audience.
@@Spyduck Or, "you don't want to know how the sausage is made". Should you meet your heroes or oshis, at least don't put them on a pedestal. Be open-mided, they're just... people.
@@DinnerForkTongue Yeah, at the end of the day, part of the beauty of Vtubing is that behind every Vtuber model(With some exceptions, of course) is a person like you or me.
For me, its as simple as i literally dont care if the person behind the character lives or dies. Does it sound as if it lacks in sympathy? Yes, and it does. But its because its impossible to sympathise with person you literally dont know. We know the character, we spend time with the character, we make the character laugh, and the character makes us laugh. What is beyond it is not my problem, not my concern. We are just text and money to entertainers, and they are just moving images with voices for us, both here ro entertain and get entertained, and i want to strictly keep it that way. I dont need to sit through a stream if i wanted to talk to a real life person, i could just go to a cafe and meet someone. Getting too involved with the Voice Actor behind the character kills the purpose. But that is me, to each their own.
I guess I haven't watched Fauna enough to have learned about "squeeb" before now. To be honest, it gives me Deliverance vibes. "I bet you can squeeb like a sapling, boy. Come on now, you can squeeb! Squeeeeeb!"
The establishing boundaries thing makes me like Fauna even more. It's the vtubers that go extra hard on fostering parasocial connections with their viewers that are starting to creep me out. Not only is the parasocial relationship thing super unhealthy and not good for anyone involved, it can only end one way and that's on the news.
Ain't that the truth. I like and respect Fauna even more as a professional entertainer for getting that point across. Parasocial fostering feels slimy and nasty by this point... reverse parasociality even more.
I worship the kirin princess of the forest. There is no way I could think of myself as anything but her loyal subject. It didn't occur to me at all until I saw those comments.
@@ihave2cows I have plenty of friends, my grad program leaves me with little free time to spend with them, it's very easy to throw on a Fauna stream while I'm working though.
The actually insane ones are dumb enough to break the illusion themselves by confronting her about it, lmao They should just watch streams or choose another girl if they are so shallow and needy. Great vid btw.
Back to making regular content LETS GOOOO
This time, please don't post the spicy version here. I was sad when I couldn't find the funny schizo vtuber Parrot man
OK but second channel
Parrot man! please tell me you save stuff of when those holostars graduated!
Need to do a follow-up with Dez and Ves
We welcome you, parrot man. Good to see you again :D
Fauna is 100% right, saplings are some of the whiniest neediest children I've ever seen. I should know, I am a sapling
at least we're self aware
The actual most sane sapling.
We are, and we _know_ we are.
what about chumbuds?
Speak for yourselves
Also take your meds + GSH
Sometimes I think to myself "I am so fucked up and weird, there is so hope for me" then I see shit like this and think "I am so damn normal. Thank God I'm not this fucked in the head"
Parrot does more for me than therapy ever did
Me too, man. Me too. It's sort of comforting in a way to know there's people even weirder than even you or I.
having to take a long shit being a reason to not be a vtuber is so fckn hilarious and relatable lmao
The potty time isn't to be trifled with.
Long and painful shits
i cannot comprehend how fast they run to the toilet, do their business, and get back LIKE HOW.
@@BertPdeboy Women have smaller bladders.
To the rest of this thread, get more fibre in your diet! It shouldn't take you 20 minutes.
@@Feroce Reminds of my old boss, he would take 3-5 minutes to take a shit and would complain about everyone who took longer than that.
I am Japanese. I don't understand English. This is also from Mr. Google.
However, when I watched this video, I thought it was some kind of shitty arson attack by a group of organized holo-antis, but I laughed because the story was more sympathetic than I expected. But it's okay, brother. In Japan, there is a term called "内縁の妻”“common-law wife." You can't marry your mom, but you can have a common-law marriage. Being modest is a virtue in Japan.
From an American…Very nice.
Thank you Mr. Google
Thank you.
As a sapling, the woodshredder meme was fucking hysterical.
I know of a guy who was a weeb but knew nothing about vtubers. He was suggested fauna and loved her content. He became a regular viewer and then became a sapling, I can still find him in the memberships, then it started. Over the course of 4 months I watched his object permanence freaking vanish. I can’t comprehend this. It’s so freaky.
WHAT HELL IS WRONG WITH SAPLINGS
Object permanence is overrated.
The uuuuu brainworm
Ehh, who needs object permanence when you can forfeit all worldly possessions to Fauna?
As a sapling,yes
object permanence? im not that into vtubers is this an insider meme?
THE PARROT IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!!!!!
4:49 Notice how he has trigger discipline on the gun pointed _out,_ but not on the pistol on his head. Fits even better. 💀
6:01
Remember, everyone.
As a happy accident myself, any vtuber can be a mommy type if you skip medication hard enough.
-Sapling, on the 5th stage of grief from going without Fauna for more than 4 hours.
Parrot found enough sapling posts to make a whole-ass video about it, I'm impressed to say the least.
Impressed by the saplings or the parrot?
@@whs1pmjazz *B O T H*
I see you way too often in comment sections. should I be concerned?
Fauna is growing too powerful. Somebody call Yagoo and tell him to dump eet.
Nu. pump eet.
Did you see her latest game of Age of Empire 2? Fauna Sweeep
Pump eet sideways and load the Korea FUD
NO DUMP
BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY
Sell!
on the one hand, it's good she sets boundaries before another vox happens
on the other hand, MOMMMMYYYYY NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Another Vox...? What the hell happened?
@@mikael100100 He got doxxed by Sukons
@@thunderwe_ryesiamSukons? Oh come on this is a terrible bait.
@@thunderwe_ryesiamsukondees nuts?
@@nananaff69yep
Establishing boundary is important, especially when such deranged creatures exist.
I wonder how much these /vt/ saps would flip their shit if they actually knew she had a boyfriend
I agree Saplings are a strange bunch.
They still will ve deranged nothing you can say to them wont get through them
C'mon, Fauna's not that bad.
It's a little too late for that to mean anything after she said "let's hang out together" several times. Psychos are gonna psycho.
Always remember, Fubuki will ALWAYS be your friend.
JPs will always be your friend.
Friends are hard to make. So its a good deal if you ask me
doesn't matter, nene will be the best wife
@@smileyv6938 I know right
Dont care, i'd rather be friends with Marine, because she is chill like that.
I love how most Saplings didn’t sperg out like most /vt/ anons usually do when their oshi does this. They just continue as usual. Based.
they're too dependent to stop
@@silikeite Always loved this about the internet. Do you play video games and watch content crators because you enjoy it and it makes you happier? Nah. You're dependent and addicted, you can't survive without it anymore and you need help. All doom and gloom all of the time. Nothing's ever allowed to just be good. Everything has to have some kind of sinister or malicious underside that you're trying to ignore, but everyone knows what's really going on. Can't hide shit from the anon sleuths, man.
It's so comical becasue all it really does is show you how broken and messed up their own minds are that they can't fathom someone simply doing something because they like it. That the only explanation for the behaviour is that there's something almost pathological forcing them to without them knowing. Bunch of spergs, the lot of them.
Man I Love Fauna...
A milf lover? A man of culture I see
Man I love Fauna
Me to. You know I heard that she is in that wood chipper maybe you can go find her for me (:
To be fair, that red Super Chat was asking her to be his actual friend in real life and she had to bonk him and I think Fauna handled it well.......even though adressing that Red Superchat truthfully about her being an entertainer and actually being friends with chat crossing professional lines(it was a I'll be your Sugar Daddy if you'll be my "friend" comment,if I remember correctly) ended up a "Unicorn Carpet Bomb"😹
5:59
Its not about disliking Gura, its about how much confidence youd have in having her babysit.
Would you really trust the 4ft bathtub pizza eating gremlin to watch over a baby?
Ironically, yes. lol
@@DinnerForkTongue
I pray god gives you greater survival instinct. Like the anon said in the video, their are less roundabout ways of being suicidal.
@@indra_vrtrahan I mean, yeah, but hear me out...
Fauna: *says something perfectly reasonable and establishes boundaries*
Autism Inc.: MOMMYYYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYY
It's honestly beautiful
Please, do not put us in the same bag that those creatures, we have already a bad reputation for the internet
"My tism' stocks, NOOOOOOOOO!!! "
And people wonder why the japanese have parasocialism problems.
To be fair vtuber wouldn't be a thing if parasocial losers didn't exist, they would have anybody watching them.
i love that Sapplings are so well trained that not even in 4chan they can mald
... also having seen Kokuyou Lira ok, yeah i get what Fauna meant when she said she is One-san & not Mommy uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!
Hey Parrot. Since you’re green just like mother and -severely- _slightly_ schizophrenic just like us. Does that mean you’re our father…?
(mildly concerned and disoriented Sapling)
.. Daddy Parrot?
DADDY PARROT UUUU
UUUUUUUUU DADDY FINALLY POSTED I SOO HAPPY UUUUUUU
Daddy sorry daddy sorry daddy sorry daddy sorry daddy sorry daddy sorry daddy sorry daddy sorry daddy sorry daddy sorry daddy sorry daddy sorry daddy
....Nah, he's green because of all þe toxic sludge he have to swim/fly/walk and compile þis controlled state of toxic entertainment.
Best part about it all, Faunas community has never been healthier or happier
They need help
Yes. If you go to a concert you don't expect the musician to be your friend. If you watch a cabaret you don't expect the performer to be your friend. Why the %^@& would you expect someone who is basically putting on a puppet-show for you to be your friend?@user-eo1rq7fy9q
@@Limegreenedragon Nah they all suffer from chronic autism, anyway MOMMY MILKIES
@@Limegreenedragon I'm sure some of them do. But then again all fandoms have people who take it too far. Vtubers are no different, and saplings are no better or worse than any of the others.
@@Fraggr92oh yes, vtubers are very different, the fans directly determine their success so emotional manipulation is very profitable, problem is the negative side is REALLY bad (stalking, doxxing, harassing, god knows what else...)
i always wondered how saplings became the horniest hololive fandom but at least they're funny about it. can't say the same for other fandoms tho 👀
Well, in the HoloEN fandom. They're improving, but not quite on the level of the Ichimi yet.
Saplings are the neediest, not the horniest. That honor probably goes to the Takodachis.
@@1mikeap4 Looking from the outside, its six of one, half a dozen of another when it comes to the Saplings and Takodachis.
Just check your rear view mirror for the Jailbirds and Novelites, because they're both trying real hard to catch up to you all.
@@EmperorPyladesHoly crud I just got a comment removed of TH-cam and it was a nice few paragraphs to cringe as bots.
@@DinnerForkTongueAhoy!
Some shmuck was drama-dumping in her superchat and ended off with pleading to be her friend (Sadest shit I've seen, in a cringe way). That's why she had to step back a for a moment and be serious about her response. As usual, those british meatballs who don't watch streams just complain out of context. She wasn't being harsh, she was genuinely trying to help her schizo viewer. If anything, you should lover her more for taking his situation seriously rather than dismissing it or skipping it altogether.
Tourists, I swear to god.
@@DinnerForkTongueikr
Eh, to be fair, she indeed encouraged those kinds of behavior.
@@gurugurumawaru7869 Encouraged how? By being nice?
@@RexusprimeIX By providing GFE (or in this case, “mother” experience?). These kinds of weirdoes are bound to pop-up by occupational hazard, even more so if you actively provides it. I’d understand if she keeps it in members-only stream, but doing so on normal stream as well?
There’s this service in Japan, where you can “rent”-a-family or even “rent”-a-girlfriend. Basically it’s the service of actively distributing the blue pill, instead of the bitter but what people actually need (the red pill). Fauna fully understood this, and yet she still provides it. This isn’t true kindness. It’s a simple profiteering of people’s insecurities, plain and simple.
I don’t intend to criticize how people make money, but I definitely won’t stand for hypocrisy. If you’re gonna make your bed, you’d better be prepared to lie on it too. GFE / BFE services are bound to attract mentally unstable people by their nature. Don’t tell me, that after you’ve took away their money, you’ll spit at and bail on them too?
Again, the limit already exists, it is known as “members-only stream”. Fauna decides that she’s gonna go beyond that, and refuses to reap what she sows. This sounds like a classic case of hypocrisy. If you’re gonna drink the poison known as providing GFE / BFE, you’d better be ready to eat the plate too. Don’t half-ass your own decisions. You don’t get to have your cake, and eat it too.
I don't watch any vtubers
I just enjoy this channel insanity
Pretty good stance if you ask me.
the best choice for your sanity, which is funny since it has 4chan as it's fuel
@@stupiderandunnecessarierWhat is 4 Chan?
@@vash_the_stampede6570 a hacker
I LOVE the energy you’re bringing to this 🤣 nonstop cackling from me.
8:10
I'm going to replay this so much. I can't stop laughing.
After what happened to Keekihime, I'm glad Fauna put her foot down. Some of these people be deranged af.
Not that it will help. Saplings have terrible memories, even if they are traumatic ones.
"We are not friends" because we're lovers
get some help
🤣
Fauna suddenly jumping out at 8:44 legit scared the fuck outta me.
8:44 is probably my favourite moment, cos it looks like Fauna is looking over the 4 chan texts
Green woman jumpscare
I saw that too, it was too real
Sapplings on suicide watch, Novelites atm are eating good
Why am I eating good? I miss shiori :(
8:00 the damn star wars ship uuuu sound got me, damn you parrot.
For real though I imagine that this sapling neediness is all ironic joke nonsense because grown adults being like this unironically scares me.
4:00 best moment tbh i burst into laugh when you start singing lolol
LETS GO NEW PARROT VIDEO!!!
The fact that I got an ad about baptism being the first step to salvation
at this point this whole channel is a an unadulterated documentary of Parrot chan's descent into madness
Finally another episode. Wholeheartedly laughed at this one. These really lighten up my week whenever they are posted.
Also: UUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!
I needed that Magni clip. Thank you, Parrot.
0:15 That first laugh is almost exactly like Amelia Watson's, wtf
9:24 Thought you want to continue with "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgust me"
Thank you for another bleessed video, my favorite pepega parrot.
Having said that, I think Fauna is pretty based for being able to tell her fanbase she's just an entertainer and not a "friend".
Thank god this is all in jest, and people know where the limits are with Vtubers 😀
Still fun to see what they post 🤣
I remember the shitstorm immediately after this happened. Nowadays the only person who seems to care anymore is faunaschizo. Oh, faunaschizo. I love it when you say that one line faunaschizo!
Honestly, that only makes me respect Fauna a great deal.
She's here to be a funny green woman on the internet and she knows it.
Actually based.
The green haired nerdy bard with the soft voice. She's definitely unique in that.
GREEN IZ BEST!
@@Vincent_A.
Randon STONKS
@@Vincent_A.If I had a cent for every time I saw a Warhammer comment on a hololive video in the past week, I would have two cents.
This entire video is what i feel like, when i waiting for the Parrot to post.
Schizo parrot is back.
And soon enough we will have a flood of Mommy Roach art and rants that will drown us all.
Emperor Faunarvis on her way to conquer every corner of the Vtuber community and soon, the rest of gaming
"its been 12 days! UUUUUUUU"
chumbuds: "PATHETIC"
Chumbuds are actual gods for putting up with Gura’s absence.
@@vanguardRailgun924there’s very few left who actually “put up” with it tbh
@@Cat-Daddy 40k chums sure is a "few"
I do like that she said this. you can enjoy casual parasocialism (or bellow that, just RP) while understanding there is a boundary. that it isn't real. many many many many people do this all the time, while a small minority actually take the stuff seriously. She wants to set that boundary for those that do take it too seriously, and considering that she does play up the RP content at times, especially in ASMR, it is a very good thing for her to do. That said, this should also be understood in the context of how much she appreciates her fanbase cause she really genuinely does, you can really tell this with how much energy she brings to streams and how much she loves going on tangents and having back and forth with chat, she loves streaming a ton.
The problem is that it's the small minority of insane parasocials who whale hard enough to make this industry profitable.
not really. you also have to keep in mind that of those "insane parasocial whales" very few of them are actually insane parasocial whales, that type of person tends to not actually have enough success to whale that hard.
@@ShadowAraun
The business model of idol culture and gacha games would like to personally and very profitably disagree with you.
@@daviddavidson505anyone without self control over gachas have only themselves to blame.
@@akiradkcn
The poison salesman is not free of guilt for selling poison, especially given the amount of corporate research that went into developing methods for manipulating human psychology to maximize the odds that the target market would develop an expensive addiction to their product.
I explain to confused friends that vtubers are kind of like being a follower of a band. You might feel some Kind of connection between audience and performer and wish for their success, but it’s not like you actually claim or pretend to know them personally
(Until I’m inevitably accepted as a corporate vtuber)
As a Sapling, I think Fauna was being perfectly reasonable. At the end of the day, as beautiful and mommy as she is, she’s still an entertainer, and you have to respect her boundaries. Any Saplings who still think they can be actually parasocial with her are just coping. If you happen to know her personally/beyond her role as Fauna, that’s fine(And honestly, more power to you)…But most of us do not, and likely never will. And you know what? That’s okay.
Heck, I don't even want to. I hella admire her and Kronii and so many others, but from behind the screen and _only_ behind the screen. Meeting a content creator IRL takes them out of the role of internet bard, and us out of the role of audience.
@@DinnerForkTongue and thus the saying - "Never meet your heroes".
@@Spyduck Or, "you don't want to know how the sausage is made".
Should you meet your heroes or oshis, at least don't put them on a pedestal. Be open-mided, they're just... people.
@@DinnerForkTongue
Yeah, at the end of the day, part of the beauty of Vtubing is that behind every Vtuber model(With some exceptions, of course) is a person like you or me.
For me, its as simple as i literally dont care if the person behind the character lives or dies.
Does it sound as if it lacks in sympathy? Yes, and it does. But its because its impossible to sympathise with person you literally dont know.
We know the character, we spend time with the character, we make the character laugh, and the character makes us laugh. What is beyond it is not my problem, not my concern.
We are just text and money to entertainers, and they are just moving images with voices for us, both here ro entertain and get entertained, and i want to strictly keep it that way.
I dont need to sit through a stream if i wanted to talk to a real life person, i could just go to a cafe and meet someone. Getting too involved with the Voice Actor behind the character kills the purpose.
But that is me, to each their own.
Good thing my Oshi keeps me in her basement. I love my Imouto-wife.
shondo?
@@smolpup7395 indeed
@@smolpup7395Based
mine does as well, although my oshi is an alcoholic
@@Sheltur_0311 lmao, what's her name?
Took several laughs from me, thank you crazy sounding parrot
"we're not friends" correct. We're a married couple.
the parasocial runs too deep
😂
I watch these videos to feel better about myself
holy sht Fauna just denatured all her saplings like a pressure cooker
Yeah. Their probably wilting right now and calling mother nature a buzzkill for it. Lmao.
Huh, maybe the whole Rushia shit show is why Fauna put her foot down.
She isn't my friend.
She's my silliest jester.
What are her trinkets?
Alright, the TIE Fighters got me.
10/10
You can still be saved saplings, cast off your shackles and join us in following the opossum.
I'm sad when schizo parrot is gone. But these are good times. The parrot is talking to me again.
Man the saplings are a wild bunch that its actually enjoyable to watch their doom posting
Thanks, we try our best c:
Thanks friend we try❤
1:51"We-we as Fauna and Saplings, we can not be friends."
Oh nooo
Schizo Parrot sama returned, what a great end to a terrible day
Seeing all these people cry because their streamers dissapear for 12 days when here in latinamerica we have waited for months XD
Idk if the posts are related or not but 4:25 to 4:30 together is so fkn funny, your delivery makes it PERFECT
Good. I’ve been in an ongoing “WHERE IS PARROT” breakdown for weeks now.
a couple days before and after this upload
I MISS DADDY PARROT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Watching parrot's videos makes me happy i crawled out of rabbit hole
ITS THE FUNNY PARROT!
THE FUNNY PARROT IS BACK!
I bet someone read it in the Funny Parrot voice.
the green birb is back from The Warp and has new tales to tell!!!
Oh god, I feel like I read the thread about 20 minutes shits, thanks for reminding me about it I guess.
I didn’t expect you to drop another video so.. uhh.. “soon”(?), but I’m glad you have 👍
I guess I haven't watched Fauna enough to have learned about "squeeb" before now. To be honest, it gives me Deliverance vibes.
"I bet you can squeeb like a sapling, boy. Come on now, you can squeeb! Squeeeeeb!"
With the g*y r*pe included?
@@ENKTDeeColon_and_randomnumbers Yanno... sometimes.
Another chaotic video from the parrot! Based take from Fauna.
He’s back!!!!
LETS GOOOO! THE GOAT IS BACK.
4:48 That line always hits me. I think some of marines viewers did bad things to themselves and she had to deal with some of the fallout.
Wouldnt surprise me in the least.
glad to see you back!
Outstanding content
finally!! my daily dose of shitpost xD
MAN I LOVE FAUNA
Well, a vtuber can have boundaries with their fans or they can be like Rushia/Mikeneko.
Guess which one is less headsick.
Parrot bro, u make me laugh my ass off every time u upload a video.
Keep doing Gods work 🤝🏽
I love your BGM parrot, it's really become iconic lmao. Can't wait for the video on the latest Vshojo shenanigans.
The establishing boundaries thing makes me like Fauna even more.
It's the vtubers that go extra hard on fostering parasocial connections with their viewers that are starting to creep me out.
Not only is the parasocial relationship thing super unhealthy and not good for anyone involved, it can only end one way and that's on the news.
Ain't that the truth. I like and respect Fauna even more as a professional entertainer for getting that point across. Parasocial fostering feels slimy and nasty by this point... reverse parasociality even more.
who cares you don't watch her streams anyway
@@koralgol777You say that to everyone. Sounding like a broken record by now.
@@DinnerForkTongue better than sounding like a generic redditard
@@koralgol777 I bet you have personal experience with that 🤓
Saplings: I miss her!
Takos: First time?
And we all know how it's gonna play out when she comes back...
the 4th UUUUUUUU
The king is back!!!
Peak content. This is what I need in my life
I understand why she said it, I agree the parasocislism can be uncomfortable and unhealthy but I honestly was a little sad when she said that.
Yea. I know what she said is true, but it kinda broke my immersion when she spelled it out. Oh well, nothing a little dose of double-think can't fix!
The true friends are the fellow Anons we met along the way.
I worship the kirin princess of the forest. There is no way I could think of myself as anything but her loyal subject. It didn't occur to me at all until I saw those comments.
If it makes you sad, it’s a sign you needed to hear it. Try to make more real friends.
@@ihave2cows I have plenty of friends, my grad program leaves me with little free time to spend with them, it's very easy to throw on a Fauna stream while I'm working though.
welcome back parrot
and I am once again happy to see my unhinged thread and replies
felt like it was much longer than 10 minutes. Well made schizo shit as always.
Many thanks!
^w^)b
It's okay Saplings,don't let the reality check send you to the shadow realm.
Come out the other side a gigachad Sapling who still enjoys her content!
I maybe a degenerate and somewhat deranged, but I can't compete at that level.
Parrot singing is the most beautiful thing I heard today.
Holy fuck I haven't laughed this hard in so fucking long
The actually insane ones are dumb enough to break the illusion themselves by confronting her about it, lmao
They should just watch streams or choose another girl if they are so shallow and needy. Great vid btw.
Uohhhhhhhhh!!!! Parrot content XD
Also happy to see the Watamelon back
Saplings Squeeb
Kronies Kringe
🎩
🐍 No step on Snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
My man is on almost every channel I watch.
Sign of good tastes. I approve. 🧐