This material never gets old. I almost didn’t click on it because I’d heard it before at least twice, but once again, here I am grinning ear to ear. Thanks, Jim! 😂😂😂
40+ years ago as a kid, I saw a sign in a public building that actually forbade spitting on the floor. Yeah, you do know what I did the first time nobody was looking. Never even considered it before reading the sign. I raised 3 boys and a girl. My wife would tell them not to touch stuff. They would. I'd tell them to hook their thumbs in their pockets. They didn't touch stuff. They would lean in really close to look but they wouldn't touch. ;)
I was raised with a great funny bone! My father while on his death be laughed and joked with us! It was awesome to watch and learn! My father will always be my best friend! You Jim are a true treasure to America! Thank you!
You make Ann Frank jokes funny but respectful. She is never the butt of the joke, it's the rest of us. That is awesome on so many levels, most of all because it's just plain funny.
Thank God you can listen to the same one many times and still laugh like it's the first. That's a genius of comedy especially at this time. Thank you Jim!!
Good routine. Having worked in museums in Chicago for 29 years (now retired) and seeing how they have been increasingly pushing for "Hands-On" exhibits, it will be interesting to see how much the Pandemic changes that. Pat in Chicago
You are so funny, Jim!! I laugh at your every line!! You make my work out go by so fast As I listen and laugh. Thank you God bless you and your beautiful wife and kids. Mary
Thanks Jim. You are definitely my favorite comic, sure you can move in. Bring the whole famdamly I'm sure they could use a break from the city too. Your friend from Syracuse New York 😊👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
It’s so funny, the things he says about museums I actually have thought as I’m walking through them and art galleries I nearly coughed up my coffee. This is spot on and funny as can be, great comedian ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
@@DursunX If you're subscribed to this channel every day videos get announced before they're released and you can come in and comment on them if you want. Most of them are rereleases of material so some people know what's coming up.
Thank you for the laugh ..I needed it ..a new special soon I hope ..I never miss an upload of standup and I love ..Let's get cooking watch with my 4 kids🙂
All the fake food in the Children's museums grocery stores. How many mouths are they in per hour? Ewwwwww! And there are hand-sanitizer dispensers every 3 feet. I don't think those are making a post-Corona comeback.
I did what you said... I hit the subscribe button, but I don't understand why you wanted me to hit it. Now my screen is broken and I have glass in my knuckles. Thanks funny man! Real funny! I need to stop being so literal.
That water cooler line applies the Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago. You kind of follow along the exhibits until you hit the water fountain. Kids line up for the museum water fountain. Once my wife was pissed because there was no water fountain. We had to retrace our steps to find the water fountain because she was getting dehydrated in the 68 degree museum.
The Vasa Museum is a treasure. Went down in 1628 and the related controversies are still amazing. And there is more than one ship there. The SS Sankt Erik is there, and a great place to accidentally lose some of those kids. There is nothing off limit on the Sankt Erik - so cool.
I love museums, but art museums just kinda go above my head. I am such a non-artist that I feel like a fish looking at a nuclear submarine when I'm in an art museum...
Hey Jim! The Vasa ship was actually built by a guy of dutch ancestry according to dutch tradition. So they were not only ugly, but lousy constructors as well.
1:40 Anytime anyone tells me not to do anything, that is what runs through my head. I can't even pretend I'm interested in art museums the first time. Also, you can't move in with me. I'm 17, and I live with my parents, and I don't have a job, because the virus convinced me not to hand in my application.
It's sad the Anne Frank House would have a Google rating that low. It's even sadder the last Blockbuster Video store in Bend, OR has a Google rating of 4.9.
I love the way he said "The poor people may look at my art." It was perfect! Jim is fantastic!
This material never gets old. I almost didn’t click on it because I’d heard it before at least twice, but once again, here I am grinning ear to ear. Thanks, Jim! 😂😂😂
thanks JP
That was much better than going to a museum.
Why don’t they have audio guides written by comedians in museums?))
As an art historian and lover of museums, I can tell you this is all true.
Haha, why don’t they make audio guides written by comedians?)
I can't stop watching Jim Gaffigan videos. Such a great comedian.
I could relate to: "Don't touch anything." "I wasn't gonna. Now I kinda wanna." 😄
40+ years ago as a kid, I saw a sign in a public building that actually forbade spitting on the floor. Yeah, you do know what I did the first time nobody was looking. Never even considered it before reading the sign. I raised 3 boys and a girl. My wife would tell them not to touch stuff. They would. I'd tell them to hook their thumbs in their pockets. They didn't touch stuff. They would lean in really close to look but they wouldn't touch. ;)
I was raised with a great funny bone! My father while on his death be laughed and joked with us! It was awesome to watch and learn! My father will always be my best friend! You Jim are a true treasure to America! Thank you!
Cheers to your dad! My dad was too. He was in hospice for 5 days. People would come in all somber. They would leave grinning. :)
I'd like his "rich man" voice as my vehicle's navigation voice "Turn left here, you peasant!"
He never stops Making me laugh ..omg love him👍
Quality Time is hands down my most favorite 'go to' show. I laugh and cry every time.😆👍
I find myself binging on Jim Gaffigan a lot lately.
Same
Me too
Yes. Good distraction during a terrible time.
I am annoyed there are not enough videos.
Everyday during lockdown
"The poor people may look at my art!" Hahaha. I hear that voice all the time now... Haha
The Vasa museum was the most interesting museum I have ever been too. Perfect execution of the story and beautifully displayed.
And would be cool to have some of these comedians make audio guides for them 😂
Yeah I’ve been there, amazing.
I was waiting for that "How many museum jokes this guy gonna do" ..
Thiran Rupasinghe right lol that’s such a cop out
That's actually a bacon reference you know.
Lol
😂
Me too. I also was waiting for him to say, "what museum are you in?"
You make Ann Frank jokes funny but respectful. She is never the butt of the joke, it's the rest of us. That is awesome on so many levels, most of all because it's just plain funny.
Thanks for reminding us to be human is to see the funny in ourselves and to be grateful for it. Your one of the best!
Thank you Jim for the continual laughter, you truly are a blessing
I love it when Jim always ends it with a food joke. Genius!
I love your humor. Thank you for continuing in your craft.
In time, I will watch all your videos! They bring me joy! Thank you for YOU!
Thank you Mr. Gaffigan.
Thank God you can listen to the same one many times and still laugh like it's the first. That's a genius of comedy especially at this time. Thank you Jim!!
Love Jim gaffigan. Went to see him perform in Tampa. Hope he returns! Funny funny funny!
Very funny and talented. Love the super posh British accent and all the other voices especially the critical lady!
Jim rocks!😎
"forgery happening mid forge" lmao didn't get the response it deserved but still grand. Cheers, mate!
Such an insanely talented comedian. Wish I could subscribe multiple times. Thank you sir for entertaining us during such difficult times.
Good routine. Having worked in museums in Chicago for 29 years (now retired) and seeing how they have been increasingly pushing for "Hands-On" exhibits, it will be interesting to see how much the Pandemic changes that.
Pat in Chicago
Jim, you're a blessing. Thanks for making us laugh.
6:20 "hit the subscribe button!"
Uh, if I do, how often to I have to come here?😉
🤣🤣🤣. Would you like to become a member? Umm. How many times would I have to come here? ...thanks for curing me with laughter
You are the best dad!!!
You're awesome, Jim! Keep it up!
Anne's Frank House LOL...I love you Jim
"I find it hard to leave art museums...Mainly, because I can't find the exits".
That was a pretty good impression of Da Vinci, Gaffigan. 😂😬
Sir you are funny! Thank you for sharing your gift. It's so good to laugh when the world seems to want you to cry.
I just came across this an I can’t stop watching now His different voices he does are so funny 😂
You are so funny, Jim!! I laugh at your every line!! You make my work out go by so fast
As I listen and laugh. Thank you
God bless you and your beautiful wife and kids.
Mary
Thanks Jim. You are definitely my favorite comic, sure you can move in. Bring the whole famdamly I'm sure they could use a break from the city too.
Your friend from Syracuse New York 😊👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Jim.... you are the man. Nuff said
..and that is the art of stand-up comedy... thanks for the laughs, this one was great!
My favourite comedian joking about the Vasa ship? Amazing!
I enjoy your work. Thank you!
It’s so funny, the things he says about museums I actually have thought as I’m walking through them and art galleries I nearly coughed up my coffee. This is spot on and funny as can be, great comedian ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Yeah, wish they have more of these audio guides written by comedians))
My favorite part of art museums is leaving..😀 Thanks for the Laughs Jim Keep the Videos coming !!!
Yeah, I bet if these comedians record audio guides - more people would love to go to museums? 😊
"Heeeres our boat that didn't float!"
“Have you seen Halle Berry? Hell, have you seen Chuck Berry?” 🤣
I cant wait to see what he names his next special and how long it will take for him to get in the groove of writing again
Something tells me he has something genius in the works after all the experience of quarantine. Gonna be awesome!
how did you comment 15hrs ago on a video that was upped 2 hours ago? 🤔
witchcraft?
@@DursunX I know right!
@@DursunX If you're subscribed to this channel every day videos get announced before they're released and you can come in and comment on them if you want. Most of them are rereleases of material so some people know what's coming up.
@@i_n_c_r_y_p_t_o t.y. makes perfect sense! 👍🏼
i just subscribed tonight.. so i guess i too will be commenting 15hrs in advance next time 😆
Thank you for the laugh ..I needed it ..a new special soon I hope ..I never miss an upload of standup and I love ..Let's get cooking watch with my 4 kids🙂
thank God for you and your family JIM G
Laughed out loud no less than 5 times. " I thought it was Anne's Frank house and was looking forward to an Amsterdam Dog." Nearly fell down.
Laughed out loud no more than 0 times
His rich-guy voice is great. If someone needs to be cast as the next Thurston B. Howell, I nominate Jim.
Enjoyed your video and gave it a Thumbs Up
Jim, you say what most of us are thinking and terrifying that someone else out there thinks the way I do. You're the best man!
I love your work. 😂😂😂😂
Love his clean humor
I saw him live up in Montclair, NJ one year. Best time of my life!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Even before Corona I always thought kids' museums were petri dishes, along with bowling alleys. Oh, yeah, you already covered that.
All the fake food in the Children's museums grocery stores. How many mouths are they in per hour? Ewwwwww! And there are hand-sanitizer dispensers every 3 feet. I don't think those are making a post-Corona comeback.
‘Is that your nephew Eddie?’ Hahaha
Saw you here in Pocatello Idaho a couple years back! You roasted us for our theatre named "The Big D" haha! Love love
Oooo...the small town museums are the toughest! Cheers!!
I work in a museum. This is who visits.
From now on, I'm going to tell people that if they buy a membership, they don't have to come back.
Jim Gaffigan would be the best person to take to a snooty art gallery to be able to see art in a different perspective 😂
Haha, I wish they have these museum audio guides written by comedians 😊
I did what you said... I hit the subscribe button, but I don't understand why you wanted me to hit it. Now my screen is broken and I have glass in my knuckles. Thanks funny man! Real funny!
I need to stop being so literal.
That water cooler line applies the Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago. You kind of follow along the exhibits until you hit the water fountain. Kids line up for the museum water fountain. Once my wife was pissed because there was no water fountain. We had to retrace our steps to find the water fountain because she was getting dehydrated in the 68 degree museum.
I love your jokes I can see ur episode’s for hours it’s fantastic
"Does it have video games?" It's times like that I'm glad I didn't have kids lol. Another amazing set thanks Jim!
The Vasa Museum is a treasure. Went down in 1628 and the related controversies are still amazing. And there is more than one ship there. The SS Sankt Erik is there, and a great place to accidentally lose some of those kids. There is nothing off limit on the Sankt Erik - so cool.
I love museums 😻but I also know I'll love this 😂
I want him to make a whole museum audio guide. Would you go to a museum like that? 😊
"Anne Frank Hot Dog House - waiting to get myself a dog." HIlarious. Extra mayo, being in Holland and all.
Why? Did you think mayonnaise was Dutch? Because it's not.
@@linshanhsiang People don't put ketchup on fries there, they put mayo. And, I know it's not Dutch.
See "American Dreamer" and see JG's range. Suprising! He blew me away portraying the opposite of who we like to see him as.
Nephew Eddie...😂😂
Omw 😂 he's hilarious but I do like museums
Haha) Museums are boring indeed for some people) But what if he recorded an audio guide for each single item?)) I would go there for sure 😊
gaff is my celebrity crush.
I can believe I'm late here 😭😭😭 time to bing
JG killin it as usual.....
You Sick sick man you are so right.
Thanks Jim.
His rich painting guy voice is great.
Almost as good as his homeless guy scowl
Pretty sure that’s the voice of Water Chestnut III
Please come to New Mexico for your next show! 👍
LOL that was the best noble voice
I so love going to something I have no idea about
I love museums, but art museums just kinda go above my head. I am such a non-artist that I feel like a fish looking at a nuclear submarine when I'm in an art museum...
What if there was a whole fun audio guide written and narrated by him? Would you go?))
Hey Jim, you’re a funny guy. That’s it you’re just funny😂.
The Billy Jo-el callback caught me off guard. 🤣
I didn’t get the link with Van Gogh ...
Thanks for the video Jim, i really didn't mind subscribing. There's no need to threaten me.
Jim with his gentle demeanor and insight into family & life reminds me of the folk singer Burl Ives. Looks a bit like him too.
It's like Disneyland for kids, only they're the adults!
Hot Pocket diarrhea pocket!!
@@almostarma Instructions:
1) Take out of box
2) Place Directly in toilet
3) Enjoy the next NASCAR event.
Oh no Jim you called Leonardo "Da Vinci!". Like if I called you "Mr. Indianan." Dan Brown has so much to answer for....
so good!!!!
Hey Jim! The Vasa ship was actually built by a guy of dutch ancestry according to dutch tradition. So they were not only ugly, but lousy constructors as well.
True. It sunk because it was way too heavy. It had two decks of canons instead of one.
1:40 Anytime anyone tells me not to do anything, that is what runs through my head.
I can't even pretend I'm interested in art museums the first time.
Also, you can't move in with me. I'm 17, and I live with my parents, and I don't have a job, because the virus convinced me not to hand in my application.
Holy cow I love Jim Gaffigan's son now.
It's sad the Anne Frank House would have a Google rating that low. It's even sadder the last Blockbuster Video store in Bend, OR has a Google rating of 4.9.
Stay strong and stay sane. 😁
Six out of Seven Dwarfs aren`t Happy
Those other six guys have a chick in the woods..., I'd say at least a couple of them are kinda' happy. LoL
Yoko Ono had a display at our local art museum with a make shift curtain separating it. I got in trouble for looking behind this curtain. (SHRUG)
How can a man be this funny 🤣👍
Approx. 7 more hours to go. It's like spending a day at the museum.
i love you Jim!! a wise man...
and im not saying that cos i been in lockdown for too long. 🤪
"Anne's Frank House" 🤣🤣🤣🌭