JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE FAMILY TREE

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    JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE FAMILY TREE
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    giorno theme fighting gold stand proud jonathan joestar jotaro vs dio

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  • @thegaminggoblin4899
    @thegaminggoblin4899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5745

    Family tree: *relatively simple*
    Joseph and DIO: "it's time to get funky"

    • @au7923
      @au7923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Bruh

    • @Rolla_st
      @Rolla_st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Then Bizzare

    • @purplehzee7115
      @purplehzee7115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Wtf your profile

    • @thousandyardduel
      @thousandyardduel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love this pfp.

    • @user-es1gb7tw6g
      @user-es1gb7tw6g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Your pfp puts a smile on my face :)

  • @caliqm2199
    @caliqm2199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6797

    "Jonathan was married to Erina"
    *Shows Dio kissing Erina*

    • @xrysouladagkli9635
      @xrysouladagkli9635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      That's just what happened stick with it

    • @sleevman
      @sleevman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      *shows twice*

    • @enterooooooo
      @enterooooooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      *Kono Dio Da!!!*

    • @BLACLUB733
      @BLACLUB733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Xrysoula Dagkli SHUT THE FUCK UP

    • @Sky-zf8em
      @Sky-zf8em 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tragic ☹😔

  • @ac0ti
    @ac0ti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3325

    • Josuke is Jotaro's uncle even tho he's younger than him.
    • Giorno is practically jonathan's son which makes him uncle of joseph who is way older than him.
    • Joseph is giorno's nephew
    • Holy is giorno's great-niece and half-brother of josuke
    • Jotaro is giorno's great-great-nephew
    *Even the family tree is bizarre ._.*

    • @yuvikaneki6184
      @yuvikaneki6184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      I cant understans a thing but thanks for ruining my sleep

    • @deadlyimposter3309
      @deadlyimposter3309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@yuvikaneki6184 lol🤣

    • @ChainsForTorture
      @ChainsForTorture 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      Part 1 is about Jonathan
      Part 5 is about Jonathan's son
      Part 2 is about Jonathan's grandson
      Part 4 is about Jonathan's great-grandson
      Part 3 is about Jonathan's great-great-grandson
      Part 6 is about Jonathan's great-great-great-granddaughter
      Part 7 is about Jonathan's alternate version
      Part 8 is about Jonathan's great-grandson's alternate version

    • @ac0ti
      @ac0ti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@yuvikaneki6184 Oh ok
      but noone forced you to read this btw

    • @yuyas.4823
      @yuyas.4823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ac0ti must be fun at parties

  • @manusiacerdas7017
    @manusiacerdas7017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1951

    all dio's childrens are failed products except giorno giovana, he's a golden

  • @mattatron1629
    @mattatron1629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1837

    Joseph: *Cheats on Suzie Q*
    Dio, 5 seconds later: “Oh, you’re a villain alright, just not a super one!”

  • @Anto-yw2po
    @Anto-yw2po 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7995

    The fun fact is that Giorno knows nothing about his own family tree

    • @thesophist3909
      @thesophist3909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      You'd better not snitch

    • @anneshasen9416
      @anneshasen9416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Lmfaooo

    • @jotarokujo4806
      @jotarokujo4806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Welp. Just tell him

    • @willi898
      @willi898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +453

      Polnareff doesnt know Giorno is a Joestar and DIO son

    • @ironhelmetkakyoin1489
      @ironhelmetkakyoin1489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@jotarokujo4806 Hello Jotaro

  • @dreamybullx1
    @dreamybullx1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2602

    Imagine having to explain a family tree like that in school

    • @PokePika01
      @PokePika01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      “Did I mention the vampires?”

    • @maki-roll5416
      @maki-roll5416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @SuperSansCraft 1212 o.o im very confused

    • @tateleonhardt1456
      @tateleonhardt1456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Try explaining your family tree

    • @giovanna6781
      @giovanna6781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      i meet unknown family members at least twice a year

    • @BitchObama
      @BitchObama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kid be "wut?"

  • @Mesyasz
    @Mesyasz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1978

    The Joestar family tree has more branches than a literal tree

  • @kwayke9
    @kwayke9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Long ago, the Joestar family tree lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when Joseph and Dio attacked

  • @notorious4160
    @notorious4160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3642

    I love how the saxophone kicks in when Jotaro’s dad comes on screen.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3754

    It only started getting complicated after Joseph decided to cheat

    • @Acissleepy
      @Acissleepy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      You are literally everywhere

    • @roninandrewresultay
      @roninandrewresultay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      just like i said ANSWER ME

    • @anjaneyar.u.7434
      @anjaneyar.u.7434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bruh

    • @faithdelacruz4548
      @faithdelacruz4548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Why are you following me??.?

    • @au7923
      @au7923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why are you not ansewring everone

  • @samcompany2354
    @samcompany2354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    The age of Joseph Joestar will be 100 years old. (1920 to 2020)

    • @boxi793
      @boxi793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      O wow

    • @yztnx14
      @yztnx14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      How is he still alive

    • @maybe-arch
      @maybe-arch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But he died to Dio
      Just realised he got revived

    • @maybe-arch
      @maybe-arch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yztnx14 .

    • @starfulnight
      @starfulnight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jotaro revived Joseph

  • @notadigimon
    @notadigimon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2833

    I just realized jojo wouldn't have existed if Dio didn't kick Jonathan's dog

    • @memroli5919
      @memroli5919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      didnt kill* jonathans dog. jonathan would forgive him if he ONLY kicked his dog

    • @aaravchawla6333
      @aaravchawla6333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      correction if a driver knew how to drive a carriage

    • @GamingBoyRay
      @GamingBoyRay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I will happen because they still willl get stands from the virus

    • @diobrando3515
      @diobrando3515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@aaravchawla6333 acctulay idk if this was said in the anime but the reson they were in the carrage was because of getting the stone mask and they were going back from buying it so if gorge never seen it non of this would of happened

    • @MoonAkio
      @MoonAkio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@diobrando3515 if george wasn't purchased the mask nothing will happened

  • @ActUp.
    @ActUp. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1420

    Notice how it all went wrong with Joseph.

  • @panchodote863
    @panchodote863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    I love the fact that Dio is part of the Joestar family tree😂

    • @panchodote863
      @panchodote863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Cameron Shepherd I know

    • @ncexistential4919
      @ncexistential4919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      dio is because he stole jonathans body

    • @hamjuice345
      @hamjuice345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      i mean, he DID get adopted by George... that legally makes him a Joestar, but he just invaded the family so he's like a tumor that u can't get rid of (by god i do not mean that Giorno is a cancer cell please)

    • @Jestiii
      @Jestiii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @thesquidi144
      @thesquidi144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ncexistential4919 he did get adopted

  • @bonnjust4001
    @bonnjust4001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4213

    Lmao this is actually a very normal family tree if it wasn't because of Dio's wierd shit.

    • @au7923
      @au7923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      @N Plus Ash without joseph and dio this would be very normal
      Edit: Ignore this comment.

    • @samuelisaac4374
      @samuelisaac4374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Exactly

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      @@au7923
      Joseph and DIO are the reason why this show is Soo Bizare

    • @wc5502
      @wc5502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@hunterofdarkness8329 yep the "bizzare" part was part 2 the rest was normal lol

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@wc5502
      Yeah I mean part2 was the most messed up one, cyborg Nazis, bubble Italian boy, people that can fit in air conditioner and ancient Aztec God's, using the energy of the sun, yeah it's pretty Bizare tbh

  • @soggywater986
    @soggywater986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1201

    Bro holly Joestar and Josuke are siblings

  • @ilmonachefabestemmiaregerm6364
    @ilmonachefabestemmiaregerm6364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    So... Dio doesn't know what is a
    C O N D O M.

    • @Mazlvm
      @Mazlvm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I bet he got multiple diseases

    • @vlaadn
      @vlaadn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Mazlvm i think he got cured from them by his vampire ability

    • @AsinfulParadox
      @AsinfulParadox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bro couldn't pull out of a driveway

    • @triliner254
      @triliner254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Neither did Joseph

    • @ExplodingSteve
      @ExplodingSteve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      maybe he used the disease to get jonathans body weaker? :)

  • @yeahepicswag7890
    @yeahepicswag7890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    Fun Fact: Here are the ages of Joseph’s Children in Diamond is Unbreakable:
    -Holly Joestar = 56 Years Old
    -Josuke Hitgashikata = 16 Years Old
    -Shizuka Joestar (Adopted Child) = 6 Months Old

    • @mehaplebypotatocalledtaqwa4773
      @mehaplebypotatocalledtaqwa4773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      B I Z A R R E

    • @Game-ne5nb
      @Game-ne5nb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bizarre huh?

    • @smokedcheese6431
      @smokedcheese6431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Josukes Sister is older than his actual mom...

    • @Ng1Brad
      @Ng1Brad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Joseph: HOOOOLY SHIEEET

    • @krusaderkris4542
      @krusaderkris4542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@smokedcheese6431 She might even be as old as his grandfather... jeez.

  • @crystal_shine-w6f
    @crystal_shine-w6f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +910

    guys remember if only the horse carridge driver had done his job correctly, this bizzare family tree wouldnt exist and i might've not even been born.

    • @ivory3776
      @ivory3776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      But the pillar men would have won because joseph would have never been born so it was kinda worth it

    • @doppiocool5091
      @doppiocool5091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ure are not real ok

    • @ReddBearr
      @ReddBearr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Switschii nah because they searched for other stone masks, and eventually discovered the pillar men, after “defeating” Dio in PB

    • @ivory3776
      @ivory3776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Orane im pretty sure someone would have stumbled across them at some point and im just realizing that part 7 and 8 wouldn’t exist because dio would have never lived so long

    • @yami5150
      @yami5150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@doppiocool5091 what are you talking about speedwagon is real in our hearth

  • @blozagamesxd2307
    @blozagamesxd2307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    For me Joseph is the best JoJo
    And also the music made perfect timing when Joseph appeared

    • @kami_dred7319
      @kami_dred7319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He’s ok but I don’t like the fact that he cheated

    • @konsnok2725
      @konsnok2725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kami_dred7319 why would he do this

    • @ryan7513
      @ryan7513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah the best jojo is jotaro

    • @part6jotaro302
      @part6jotaro302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best Jojo is jolyne, this badass literally put herself on fire

    • @juravus4882
      @juravus4882 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryan7513 Fax

  • @Ryu-Q363
    @Ryu-Q363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2437

    So Giorno is technically a Joestar because Dio used Jonathan's body to "do the job"?

    • @starguy8809
      @starguy8809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +562

      yes , he even has the star on the left side of his neck

    • @samuelisaac4374
      @samuelisaac4374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      We know hes literally referred to by everyone on the planet as a jojo genius

    • @turtronaut6149
      @turtronaut6149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      Technically, it was only dios head but jonathans dick so 😂

    • @nicolasdiez7688
      @nicolasdiez7688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      He is, but he is also a Brando. 50-50

    • @fargui2361
      @fargui2361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      So basically giorno its Joseph's uncle???

  • @mamichula93
    @mamichula93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Joseph and DIO really got this family tree going on 😂😂

  • @lihpws
    @lihpws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The fact that Dio and Jonathan are both technically Giornos dad still freaks me out

  • @77819
    @77819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1253

    When you realize Giorno is the only Joestar with same blood as Jonathan.

    • @mamacofeliz6025
      @mamacofeliz6025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Plus blood from a lot of other people that DIO have sucked...

    • @umka9189
      @umka9189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mamacofeliz6025 *insert*

    • @lesscringeymapperdude
      @lesscringeymapperdude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mamacofeliz6025 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @doggs4life788
      @doggs4life788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      + every single other joestar that is related too Jonathan

    • @beanus9471
      @beanus9471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Every Joestar except for the AU ones have Jonathan's DNA tf u talking about

  • @doomslayerobama
    @doomslayerobama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    Lets remember that all of JoJo's bizzare adventure wouldn't have happened if the carriage driver used gps smh

    • @venomousorangez8168
      @venomousorangez8168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Nah its only because some gay aztec gods made some vampire masks

    • @pearmint308
      @pearmint308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      nah because jonathan’s mom really loves weird mask

    • @lrc1246
      @lrc1246 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok boomer

    • @ricardomiles2957
      @ricardomiles2957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@venomousorangez8168 the pillar men aren't directly correlated really because even if the events of Phantom Blood didn't happen they would still be awaken by the Nazis

    • @gabrielaolivares794
      @gabrielaolivares794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ricardo Miles relatively speaking none of it would’ve happened if they didn’t make the masks Dio would’ve never become a vampire and Kars would’ve never became the ultimate lifeform meaning the nazis could’ve probably taken them down with the uv lights relatively easily ( not easily but you get what I mean)

  • @theoutsider6033
    @theoutsider6033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Tomoko:"I have a surprise for you! I'm pregnant!"
    Joseph Jostar:"Well, I think it's time to use my own legs! NIGERUNDAYO!"

  • @shauncsh2724
    @shauncsh2724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    I swear we all love Joseph deep in our hearts

    • @starguy8809
      @starguy8809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      4 plane crashes survived, immortal being defeated , 2 deaths evaded , peeked on his mom , master of the secret joestar technique (ningerundayo!!) , cheated on suzie and abandoned tomoko afterwards with josuke. but i still like him.

    • @anson3383
      @anson3383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I respect people who dislike Joseph even though their opinion is horribly incorrect

    • @allex7092
      @allex7092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@starguy8809 when he was about to die for the second time? First time i think is when Jotaro rivive him

    • @FlintandStone1
      @FlintandStone1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@allex7092 End of Part 2?

    • @jovancveksha8370
      @jovancveksha8370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@starguy8809 Dont forget TOMMYGUN OVERDRIVE

  • @Light_ilmi
    @Light_ilmi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1907

    Elizabeth Joestar, not Lisa Lisa Joestar.

    • @yamicomparisons3108
      @yamicomparisons3108  4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      I like Lisa Lisa more😝

    • @icytheshifter4995
      @icytheshifter4995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      @@jdc4436 thats really not important, cause he isn't a joestar, we needed tomoko cause she's a joestar mother, but her father is irrelevant in the joestar family

    • @ErenYeager-oi6hu
      @ErenYeager-oi6hu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      What really matters is that he forgot Koichi Kujo! My son! What? Daughter? Who told you that I have a daughter? All I have is a truly reliable son!

    • @Salchichas38
      @Salchichas38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jotaro Kujo so that is why you always left your daughter,so you did had favorites.

    • @ikmaldaniel9408
      @ikmaldaniel9408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Salchichas38 WTF.. YOU STILL LIVEEEEE!!!?!!!!???

  • @slookipos
    @slookipos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Dio: Can I have your body
    Jonathan: Sure, but don't abuse it okay?
    Dio: Sure
    Also DIO:

    • @ryuzaki8318
      @ryuzaki8318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eyyyy (tht was funny)

  • @NickolasNinja
    @NickolasNinja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    I, Giorno Giovanna have a complicated history that only gets more confusing as it goes along.

    • @diobrando455
      @diobrando455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      and I Dio made that happen

  • @obamaborger2892
    @obamaborger2892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    Imagine Giorno and Jotaro meeting
    Jotaro:So your that Giorno guy huh
    Giorno:Yeah, I'm also your great grand uncle

    • @loliberto2343
      @loliberto2343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Jotaro: Sorry for killing your father but... You know... He kills your other father first.

    • @dylancheema7642
      @dylancheema7642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Wait polarneff never told Giorno that he helped kill his father

    • @Semmeknogga
      @Semmeknogga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@dylancheema7642 did Polnareff know, that giorno is his son?

    • @thatgushiekid1662
      @thatgushiekid1662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Semmeknogga Don't think so

    • @awesomeanbar9402
      @awesomeanbar9402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Semmeknogga Maybe he did, because why would he be in Italy otherwise? Polnareff was in Italy mainly for the stand arrow but why didn't he hide the stand arrow? He wanted to give it to someone wiser than him, he probably called Jotaro, and Jotaro probably wasn't that wise person. Jotaro knew Giorno existed and that he's DIO'S son, so Jotaro likely told Polnareff that Giorno is in fact DIO'S son

  • @tinysociety5343
    @tinysociety5343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I love how Jonathans description is him punching the absolute crap out of DIO

  • @C2_Productions
    @C2_Productions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Jonathan: Dio it’s our fate to die together like brothers.
    *dio replaces Jonathan’s head with his own*
    Jonathan: no I didn’t mean literally!!!!

    • @xolotltolox7626
      @xolotltolox7626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We are like brothers, only closer

    • @lookatmyfacern
      @lookatmyfacern 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@xolotltolox7626 no. please

  • @ImJavert
    @ImJavert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    I like how you didn't list Dio's mother, so it looks like Dario must have asexually reproduced and split off to form him.

  • @scaravv1876
    @scaravv1876 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The fact that DIO had no relation to the joestars whatsoever until he stole Jonathan’s body and ended up lengthening the bloodline he sought to destroy always amazes me💀

  • @azaanthecoolboy8712
    @azaanthecoolboy8712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Kid from alabama: Finally a worthy opponent!

  • @galacticpickle3346
    @galacticpickle3346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1576

    You forgot Jesus at the top, because we all know Jesus was the first Joestar

  • @chiaseeds15
    @chiaseeds15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The messier it gets, the more we receive jojo seasons

  • @iggy7875
    @iggy7875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    Most forgotten Joestars:
    George joestar
    Mary joestar
    George joestar ll
    Shizuka joestar

    • @yoav_1867
      @yoav_1867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And Sadao Kujo.

    • @emirbyte
      @emirbyte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@yoav_1867 he doesnt have the joestar

    • @elgranquetzalcoatl7227
      @elgranquetzalcoatl7227 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@emirbyte lol, sadao is a he, not she

    • @emirbyte
      @emirbyte 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elgranquetzalcoatl7227 lol i type wrong

    • @thesecondapollo4826
      @thesecondapollo4826 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shizuka is right there

  • @acatondrugwhichcansmellcol186
    @acatondrugwhichcansmellcol186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    The only anime where you actually need a family tree to understand.

    • @iliaschad1910
      @iliaschad1910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Even with a family tree, i dont understand

    • @fluffyfluffs1167
      @fluffyfluffs1167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because we don't have a stand to understand

  • @ajente2o254
    @ajente2o254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:06
    Tomoko have the strengh of a vampire

  • @BlackDobbie
    @BlackDobbie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I lost it at "unnamed womens".

  • @ghazalaansari6
    @ghazalaansari6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    You know, I always wondered who came before George and Mary Joestar.

    • @nicolasdiez7688
      @nicolasdiez7688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      That's something we will never know. Besides it's not important

    • @priestshibe
      @priestshibe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It was George I

    • @lop9947
      @lop9947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      First George

    • @nintenfire21
      @nintenfire21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Jesus

    • @hppreys1724
      @hppreys1724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Baoh

  • @PoisonSpecs
    @PoisonSpecs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    We don't even wanna start on the family tree from part 7 and 8. That gets really messed up.

  • @Siturba
    @Siturba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Jonathan: my family tree is easy to understand
    Joseph: Uh... yeah... it is... (hides Josuke's and Shizuka's existence)
    Dio: Bitch Please.

  • @yoan1468
    @yoan1468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    when i first started watching jojo i thought they were all the same character but were using diffrent outfits.

    • @jayralph7165
      @jayralph7165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      at first i thought there was only one Jojo and i thought jonathan joestar is jotaro who became a completely different person and became a delinquent afterwards when dio ruined his life cuz they look very similar and you can easily mistaken them if you are new to this series

    • @hawks4870
      @hawks4870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jayralph7165 I thought that too I was so confused 😂😂😂

    • @LiLPickle2
      @LiLPickle2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @rjabrogar3492
      @rjabrogar3492 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol same

    • @thebrightstartt9294
      @thebrightstartt9294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought it was some weird time traveling bullshit or smth 😂

  • @ssspppookkkyyy7163
    @ssspppookkkyyy7163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I have no clue why, but I was shocked when Suzie’s picture came up instead of Caesars

  • @misterkoneko2389
    @misterkoneko2389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    It's not alabama
    But it looks like one

    • @awesomeanbar9402
      @awesomeanbar9402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      No it's just a really fucked up family tree

    • @misterkoneko2389
      @misterkoneko2389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@awesomeanbar9402 yeah totally

    • @lampoilropebombs0640
      @lampoilropebombs0640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Alabama is only when the family tree loops around and connects internally

    • @pearmint308
      @pearmint308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BIZZARE FAMILY TREE

    • @dakotatrue12
      @dakotatrue12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@awesomeanbar9402 You completely missed the point of the joke. But whatever.

  • @billetede2peso113
    @billetede2peso113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    This video: *Exists*
    Disgusting ppl that ships Giorno with Jolyne: OH MY GOD!

    • @notangevip537
      @notangevip537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      They are the worst

    • @sonicking7871
      @sonicking7871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@notangevip537 wtf going on im on part 5 lmao

    • @notangevip537
      @notangevip537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@sonicking7871 they are technically family

    • @sugativa
      @sugativa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      That ship is incest don't give me the "oh but they are further away!" shit. both have the star. Both are joestars. It's incest

    • @jo2399
      @jo2399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@sugativa I don't really ship them, but by your logic, 500 years down the line, if all the Joestar descendants still have the star birthmark, they can't date their 20th cousin?

  • @LymLevolveon
    @LymLevolveon ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:11 Perfect timing of JoJo for the best JoJo

  • @orangesoda4535
    @orangesoda4535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Just a reminder that Giorno is Joseph's uncle.

    • @killerbeast5067
      @killerbeast5067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And the granduncle of josuke I think

    • @diegone080
      @diegone080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Donatello Verusn, Rikiel, Ungalo and Giorno are Joseph uncles lmao

    • @Petrichor9505
      @Petrichor9505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Giorno accomplished a lot I see

  • @lostlocked2354
    @lostlocked2354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Waiting for part 9 where they'll start in Mexico introducing Josue Joestar

    • @Zeikker_9
      @Zeikker_9 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @TheOdd4sOut
      @TheOdd4sOut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      More like J o s e joestar

    • @KojoBailey
      @KojoBailey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And Dio has reincarnated as a slime

    • @firelordbarbare4853
      @firelordbarbare4853 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KojoBailey LMFAO

  • @callmejinsei_
    @callmejinsei_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:15
    Kono josuke da!

  • @kev5598
    @kev5598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I just started JJBA and I just know this will be one hell of a ride by looking at this.

  • @pepitodelrancho
    @pepitodelrancho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    I don’t like where this fan fictions are going

  • @navitoe9141
    @navitoe9141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love how the fact that the Joestar family tree has Dio in it and Girorno was born from him and Dio wanted to kill the entire Joestar bloodline and yet he made another one

  • @malayshamorgan3918
    @malayshamorgan3918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I mean it could be worst? At least they didn’t take a turn into Habsburg family tree territory

    • @drixg555
      @drixg555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The massive inbreeding practiced by the Spanish branch wiped them out and resulted in the War of Spanish Succession. It ended with a member of the French Royal House of Bourbon becoming King of Spain and renouncing his claim to the French throne. As of present, the Bourbons are still around as the Royal Family of Spain but not France.

  • @i_suck_moz_toes
    @i_suck_moz_toes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    teacher: test won't be so complicated
    the test:

  • @kumoko3728
    @kumoko3728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    you forgot bruno: giorno's mom

    • @maybe-arch
      @maybe-arch 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      BrunO IS DAD

    • @thousandyardduel
      @thousandyardduel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@maybe-arch abbacchio is

    • @maybe-arch
      @maybe-arch 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thousandyardduel yes

  • @asiankid7334
    @asiankid7334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    You missed Jotaro’s son Koichi

    • @chen_plays4173
      @chen_plays4173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Good one

    • @zahari052
      @zahari052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao. What!? ._.

    • @Bonnieboy-gy3dd
      @Bonnieboy-gy3dd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And Jouta kujo

    • @exeyou5095
      @exeyou5095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Loading...

    • @mitab1
      @mitab1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Bonnieboy-gy3dd what?

  • @avanzjp6831
    @avanzjp6831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    So this is how *MUDA MUDA MUDA* and *ORA ORA ORA* got passed down.

  • @sabby1120
    @sabby1120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Just realized that Jolyne was the first Joestar girl born into the family in more than a century
    Edit:LOL forgot about Holly

  • @justsomebrazilianwithglass2805
    @justsomebrazilianwithglass2805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Ok now we need the part 7 and 8 Joestar family tree..

    • @bryanrodriguez4236
      @bryanrodriguez4236 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No

    • @hobowithanoboe
      @hobowithanoboe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The SBR timeline family tree is explained in JoJolion, it doesn't seem like it's needed.

    • @Kongongongg
      @Kongongongg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hobo With An Oboe then this video also usless

    • @hobowithanoboe
      @hobowithanoboe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kongongongg The SBR version, the parts 1-6 version is never explained. Certain characters are persistent between both but there's no relations to the Brandos outside of Johnny and Diego being rivals, and the Joestars and Higashikata bloodline are related due to Johnny marrying Rina Higashikata.

    • @justsomebrazilianwithglass2805
      @justsomebrazilianwithglass2805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hobowithanoboe i know I've seen it, but not everyone read the manga to part 8 like i just finished 6, also I don't remember if Josuke is explained

  • @juleslafolie8451
    @juleslafolie8451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    I noticed just 1 error : there a picture of Giorno's mother in the Manga and in the Anime.

    • @neostarcatcher
      @neostarcatcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Giorno’ smother is too despicable to be put in this video

    • @juleslafolie8451
      @juleslafolie8451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@neostarcatcher and what about Jonathan's mother which have 0 second of screen play in the Anime?

    • @Semmeknogga
      @Semmeknogga 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@juleslafolie8451 lul you're right lmao

    • @NoxarBoi
      @NoxarBoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Juleslafolie What do you mean, her body was in episode 1 bro.

    • @awesomeanbar9402
      @awesomeanbar9402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@juleslafolie8451 she wasn't despicable, she was the best mom, if it weren't for her, jojo's Bizarre Adventure wouldn't have existed

  • @mottadahchi9496
    @mottadahchi9496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Omg i just realized that joseph yelled at his mom

    • @filippo6447
      @filippo6447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well his mom was about to kill him in the death climb pillar thingy

  • @JustSpec4014
    @JustSpec4014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    When your family tree is a straight line

  • @aimansuhaimigamer2711
    @aimansuhaimigamer2711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    1:11 perfect timing

  • @bonanimations1
    @bonanimations1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “George is half brother with Giorno”
    Ahhhhhh

  • @oddblues1090
    @oddblues1090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Fun fact: Giorno is grandpa of everyone after joseph :D

    • @rickolasribcage6008
      @rickolasribcage6008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He isn’t a grandpa. He would just be a grand uncle or something like that.

    • @oddblues1090
      @oddblues1090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rickolasribcage6008
      I know it but i like more say "grandpa" than grand uncle

    • @kahlishaw9521
      @kahlishaw9521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gruncle?

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "hello, great uncle giorno"
      "shut your mouth, josuke. It ain't funny"

  • @renzjericho8635
    @renzjericho8635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    The fact that he has put
    " UNNAMED *_WOMENS_* "
    Really bothers me.

    • @Starchaser38
      @Starchaser38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Apparently he's not a native English speaker 🤷‍♂️

    • @devss4982
      @devss4982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or he was with all of em

    • @devss4982
      @devss4982 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      One of em was linked to giorno

  • @Zaulhunter
    @Zaulhunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    For the people who ship jolynne and Giorno just know your shipping someone with their great great great uncle

    • @Zaulhunter
      @Zaulhunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Murilo GamePlays how much of jojo have you watched

    • @cherryp0ffs
      @cherryp0ffs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Murilo GamePlays DIO used jonathan's body to bone giorno's mom so giorno is basically DIO's son but since he used jonathan's body that also makes him jonathan's son so by that logic he's technically joseph's uncle and great great granduncle of jolyne

    • @prabakaranthavanathan5864
      @prabakaranthavanathan5864 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Murilo GamePlays why did u watch part 5 first then part 3?

    • @prabakaranthavanathan5864
      @prabakaranthavanathan5864 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Murilo GamePlays i respect it

    • @Zaulhunter
      @Zaulhunter 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Murilo GamePlays ok so then u have seen it all now I saw someone explain how Giorno is related to jolene

  • @glazeblazegg8860
    @glazeblazegg8860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love how dio Brando, Johnathan Joestar, and DIO are all different entities on this family tree. Dio Brando and DIO especially.

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If they were not, then this would look even more confusing

  • @themingthing8364
    @themingthing8364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The best JoJo family so far! You just go straight into it, no talking or introduction! All the information is clear in a simple layout! Good job!

  • @dublethr3311
    @dublethr3311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Look, im extremely confused, but, one hing I do know is that...
    Dio gets hœs

  • @johna.paulsasalongirl2292
    @johna.paulsasalongirl2292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I feel bad for Dio having no mom

    • @iliaschad1910
      @iliaschad1910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He had one... I think

    • @samuelisaac4374
      @samuelisaac4374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dario brandos wife was at the carriage crash I think but I'm not sure

    • @iliaschad1910
      @iliaschad1910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@samuelisaac4374 you're not wrong

    • @Fawwaz-zk7ts
      @Fawwaz-zk7ts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Probably the only person he cared about.He even write some random think his mom saying in his diary to achieve heaven

    • @stardust4069
      @stardust4069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      His mother was that woman along with dario at the carriage crash

  • @MOAI-ju2kf
    @MOAI-ju2kf 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Jotaro: hey Giorno
    Giorno: hello my grand nephew

  • @user-dt7co1zp8n
    @user-dt7co1zp8n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    本当にタイトル通りジョジョの奇妙な家系図だな笑

  • @yallneedjesus6343
    @yallneedjesus6343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Jotaro said :🏃‍♂️💨 to his wife and daughter😻

    • @starguy8809
      @starguy8809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ningerundayooo!!!!

    • @bencebom
      @bencebom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like father, like son

  • @sxevas
    @sxevas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It’s wierd knowing Josuke is jotaros uncle

    • @infinitjj
      @infinitjj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s wierd knowing Giorno, Rikiel, Donatello Versus and Ungalo are Joseph´s uncle
      s

  • @_simon.s_
    @_simon.s_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Jojo family tree: Is confusing
    Domestic na Kanojo's 1st gen family tree: Allow me to introduce myself.

  • @qtarokujo5832
    @qtarokujo5832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Dio's family is more twisted than when i beat the crap out of Steely Dan

  • @xeardius
    @xeardius ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine you're doing a family tree project in school and you have to explain that your great great great grandfathers foster son stole your great great grandfathers body and had kids

  • @medicgaming101
    @medicgaming101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    You didn’t mention about Puchi being Dio’s son. After fusing white snake with the green baby he got a joestar birthmark

    • @Kepin151
      @Kepin151 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How weather report got joestar Mark??

    • @awesomeanbar9402
      @awesomeanbar9402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kepin151 he's Pucci's brother

    • @Kepin151
      @Kepin151 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@awesomeanbar9402 i mean how WR already have that mark even before puccy fuse with green baby??

    • @awesomeanbar9402
      @awesomeanbar9402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Kepin151 he didn't, he got it after Pucci "fused" with the baby

    • @Kepin151
      @Kepin151 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@awesomeanbar9402 didn't weather already dead before that??

  • @oceanphantom7477
    @oceanphantom7477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Joestar family tree:is completely fine
    Joseph and Dio: *now it is time to get funky*

  • @chavezsimon3084
    @chavezsimon3084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    joestars: Run Kujos: go to jails

  • @lotteh42
    @lotteh42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:41 ko...kogami! Is that you?!

    • @TomaTTC23
      @TomaTTC23 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No wonder Jotaro's dad was outside Japan at the time

    • @xwarrior760
      @xwarrior760 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol the plot thickens.

    • @MrMaseratiboy
      @MrMaseratiboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh damn, now you know where he got his badassery from

  • @skeyturr
    @skeyturr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:59 this is where it gets crazy

  • @stonksxd9775
    @stonksxd9775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:52 no wonder i literally just finished watching that episode of jojos bizzare adventure and now it pops up here that a bruh moment and a half

  • @priestshibe
    @priestshibe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    It’s not Lisa Lisa Joestar it’s Elizabeth joestar

    • @yamicomparisons3108
      @yamicomparisons3108  4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I know but I like Lisa Lisa more!!

    • @priestshibe
      @priestshibe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yami Comparisons ok

    • @falonroddan1861
      @falonroddan1861 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yet, I see you post again, sorry, I just saw you post on a video.

  • @OstrichFan
    @OstrichFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    holy shit, I'm still on the first episode and I can see that this is gonna be a whole ride.

  • @FactFusion379
    @FactFusion379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We all know we loved joseph joestar the most

  • @Gangrenaa
    @Gangrenaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Erina Joestar: *DIO KISS*

  • @Aboulomaniac
    @Aboulomaniac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:21 miss opportunity : *bread*

  • @saikirll
    @saikirll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    when i think about it their family tree is pretty normal then dio and joseph had to get funky with it

  • @user-cu5cs3lm8n
    @user-cu5cs3lm8n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:02 Elizabeth Joestar

  • @iosifstalin2501
    @iosifstalin2501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    People forget that Joseph during the final episode was going to beat Suzie Q for something I don't remember right now

    • @AnUncreativeGuy
      @AnUncreativeGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Basedseph

    • @genghiskhan5701
      @genghiskhan5701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joseph was mad because Suzie Q forgot to send a telegram telling his family and friends that he is fine.

  • @IConsumeAluminum
    @IConsumeAluminum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Fun fact:
    Dio saved the world
    Because if not for Dio Giorno wouldn’t have been born and then Diavolo would get the Requiem arrow. And also Joseph would have a grandpa and Joseph would be more proper so he wouldn’t cheat on Susie q. So without josuke then morioh would be in danger of Kira.
    Dio is a villain but he did the opposite

    • @unfunny3739
      @unfunny3739 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      the world😳😳😳😳😳

  • @oliverkeely4767
    @oliverkeely4767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Welcome to JoJos bizarre adventure: set in Alabama

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, I really would be surprised if there was no alabama going on at some point with all of these people around.