JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE FAMILY TREE
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JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE FAMILY TREE
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giorno theme fighting gold stand proud jonathan joestar jotaro vs dio
Family tree: *relatively simple*
Joseph and DIO: "it's time to get funky"
Bruh
Then Bizzare
Wtf your profile
I love this pfp.
Your pfp puts a smile on my face :)
"Jonathan was married to Erina"
*Shows Dio kissing Erina*
That's just what happened stick with it
*shows twice*
*Kono Dio Da!!!*
Xrysoula Dagkli SHUT THE FUCK UP
Tragic ☹😔
• Josuke is Jotaro's uncle even tho he's younger than him.
• Giorno is practically jonathan's son which makes him uncle of joseph who is way older than him.
• Joseph is giorno's nephew
• Holy is giorno's great-niece and half-brother of josuke
• Jotaro is giorno's great-great-nephew
*Even the family tree is bizarre ._.*
I cant understans a thing but thanks for ruining my sleep
@@yuvikaneki6184 lol🤣
Part 1 is about Jonathan
Part 5 is about Jonathan's son
Part 2 is about Jonathan's grandson
Part 4 is about Jonathan's great-grandson
Part 3 is about Jonathan's great-great-grandson
Part 6 is about Jonathan's great-great-great-granddaughter
Part 7 is about Jonathan's alternate version
Part 8 is about Jonathan's great-grandson's alternate version
@@yuvikaneki6184 Oh ok
but noone forced you to read this btw
@@ac0ti must be fun at parties
all dio's childrens are failed products except giorno giovana, he's a golden
He's a Gold Experience
Bohemian Rhapsody is not a bad stand tho
JayLid yeah right lol
@@cenaho27 Bohemian Rhamsody stand can not says muda muda
@@jaylid7990 underworld?
Joseph: *Cheats on Suzie Q*
Dio, 5 seconds later: “Oh, you’re a villain alright, just not a super one!”
._.
@1Yan00 PRESENTATION!!!
Megamind
Goodbye jojo
The fun fact is that Giorno knows nothing about his own family tree
You'd better not snitch
Lmfaooo
Welp. Just tell him
Polnareff doesnt know Giorno is a Joestar and DIO son
@@jotarokujo4806 Hello Jotaro
Imagine having to explain a family tree like that in school
“Did I mention the vampires?”
@SuperSansCraft 1212 o.o im very confused
Try explaining your family tree
i meet unknown family members at least twice a year
Kid be "wut?"
The Joestar family tree has more branches than a literal tree
Lol
yes
Why speedwagon was not in this video
Facts
no cap
Long ago, the Joestar family tree lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when Joseph and Dio attacked
I read this in Avatar's voice thanks 😂
I love how the saxophone kicks in when Jotaro’s dad comes on screen.
Yes
Ya like jazz?
Sadao Kujo
Hahahha
@@cheemoe4724 yes
It only started getting complicated after Joseph decided to cheat
You are literally everywhere
just like i said ANSWER ME
Bruh
Why are you following me??.?
Why are you not ansewring everone
The age of Joseph Joestar will be 100 years old. (1920 to 2020)
O wow
How is he still alive
But he died to Dio
Just realised he got revived
@@yztnx14 .
Jotaro revived Joseph
I just realized jojo wouldn't have existed if Dio didn't kick Jonathan's dog
didnt kill* jonathans dog. jonathan would forgive him if he ONLY kicked his dog
correction if a driver knew how to drive a carriage
I will happen because they still willl get stands from the virus
@@aaravchawla6333 acctulay idk if this was said in the anime but the reson they were in the carrage was because of getting the stone mask and they were going back from buying it so if gorge never seen it non of this would of happened
@@diobrando3515 if george wasn't purchased the mask nothing will happened
Notice how it all went wrong with Joseph.
And DIO, both are f bois
OHHH NOOO
OH MY GOD!!
OH SHI
Joseph disrespected Joestar Gentleman legacy, that's way he doesnt get number 1
I love the fact that Dio is part of the Joestar family tree😂
@Cameron Shepherd I know
dio is because he stole jonathans body
i mean, he DID get adopted by George... that legally makes him a Joestar, but he just invaded the family so he's like a tumor that u can't get rid of (by god i do not mean that Giorno is a cancer cell please)
WRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
@@ncexistential4919 he did get adopted
Lmao this is actually a very normal family tree if it wasn't because of Dio's wierd shit.
@N Plus Ash without joseph and dio this would be very normal
Edit: Ignore this comment.
Exactly
@@au7923
Joseph and DIO are the reason why this show is Soo Bizare
@@hunterofdarkness8329 yep the "bizzare" part was part 2 the rest was normal lol
@@wc5502
Yeah I mean part2 was the most messed up one, cyborg Nazis, bubble Italian boy, people that can fit in air conditioner and ancient Aztec God's, using the energy of the sun, yeah it's pretty Bizare tbh
Bro holly Joestar and Josuke are siblings
bruhh
Josuke is Jotaro’s uncle lmao
*_Giorno is actually George II's brother and Joseph's uncle_*
Bullshit
Jousuke is Jotaros uncle
So... Dio doesn't know what is a
C O N D O M.
I bet he got multiple diseases
@@Mazlvm i think he got cured from them by his vampire ability
Bro couldn't pull out of a driveway
Neither did Joseph
maybe he used the disease to get jonathans body weaker? :)
Fun Fact: Here are the ages of Joseph’s Children in Diamond is Unbreakable:
-Holly Joestar = 56 Years Old
-Josuke Hitgashikata = 16 Years Old
-Shizuka Joestar (Adopted Child) = 6 Months Old
B I Z A R R E
Bizarre huh?
Josukes Sister is older than his actual mom...
Joseph: HOOOOLY SHIEEET
@@smokedcheese6431 She might even be as old as his grandfather... jeez.
guys remember if only the horse carridge driver had done his job correctly, this bizzare family tree wouldnt exist and i might've not even been born.
But the pillar men would have won because joseph would have never been born so it was kinda worth it
ure are not real ok
Switschii nah because they searched for other stone masks, and eventually discovered the pillar men, after “defeating” Dio in PB
Orane im pretty sure someone would have stumbled across them at some point and im just realizing that part 7 and 8 wouldn’t exist because dio would have never lived so long
@@doppiocool5091 what are you talking about speedwagon is real in our hearth
For me Joseph is the best JoJo
And also the music made perfect timing when Joseph appeared
He’s ok but I don’t like the fact that he cheated
@@kami_dred7319 why would he do this
Nah the best jojo is jotaro
Best Jojo is jolyne, this badass literally put herself on fire
@@ryan7513 Fax
So Giorno is technically a Joestar because Dio used Jonathan's body to "do the job"?
yes , he even has the star on the left side of his neck
We know hes literally referred to by everyone on the planet as a jojo genius
Technically, it was only dios head but jonathans dick so 😂
He is, but he is also a Brando. 50-50
So basically giorno its Joseph's uncle???
Joseph and DIO really got this family tree going on 😂😂
The fact that Dio and Jonathan are both technically Giornos dad still freaks me out
Wait fr 😂
When you realize Giorno is the only Joestar with same blood as Jonathan.
Plus blood from a lot of other people that DIO have sucked...
@@mamacofeliz6025 *insert*
@@mamacofeliz6025 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+ every single other joestar that is related too Jonathan
Every Joestar except for the AU ones have Jonathan's DNA tf u talking about
Lets remember that all of JoJo's bizzare adventure wouldn't have happened if the carriage driver used gps smh
Nah its only because some gay aztec gods made some vampire masks
nah because jonathan’s mom really loves weird mask
Ok boomer
@@venomousorangez8168 the pillar men aren't directly correlated really because even if the events of Phantom Blood didn't happen they would still be awaken by the Nazis
Ricardo Miles relatively speaking none of it would’ve happened if they didn’t make the masks Dio would’ve never become a vampire and Kars would’ve never became the ultimate lifeform meaning the nazis could’ve probably taken them down with the uv lights relatively easily ( not easily but you get what I mean)
Tomoko:"I have a surprise for you! I'm pregnant!"
Joseph Jostar:"Well, I think it's time to use my own legs! NIGERUNDAYO!"
NIGERUNDAYO!
I swear we all love Joseph deep in our hearts
4 plane crashes survived, immortal being defeated , 2 deaths evaded , peeked on his mom , master of the secret joestar technique (ningerundayo!!) , cheated on suzie and abandoned tomoko afterwards with josuke. but i still like him.
I respect people who dislike Joseph even though their opinion is horribly incorrect
@@starguy8809 when he was about to die for the second time? First time i think is when Jotaro rivive him
@@allex7092 End of Part 2?
@@starguy8809 Dont forget TOMMYGUN OVERDRIVE
Elizabeth Joestar, not Lisa Lisa Joestar.
I like Lisa Lisa more😝
@@jdc4436 thats really not important, cause he isn't a joestar, we needed tomoko cause she's a joestar mother, but her father is irrelevant in the joestar family
What really matters is that he forgot Koichi Kujo! My son! What? Daughter? Who told you that I have a daughter? All I have is a truly reliable son!
Jotaro Kujo so that is why you always left your daughter,so you did had favorites.
@@Salchichas38 WTF.. YOU STILL LIVEEEEE!!!?!!!!???
Dio: Can I have your body
Jonathan: Sure, but don't abuse it okay?
Dio: Sure
Also DIO:
Eyyyy (tht was funny)
I, Giorno Giovanna have a complicated history that only gets more confusing as it goes along.
and I Dio made that happen
Imagine Giorno and Jotaro meeting
Jotaro:So your that Giorno guy huh
Giorno:Yeah, I'm also your great grand uncle
Jotaro: Sorry for killing your father but... You know... He kills your other father first.
Wait polarneff never told Giorno that he helped kill his father
@@dylancheema7642 did Polnareff know, that giorno is his son?
@@Semmeknogga Don't think so
@@Semmeknogga Maybe he did, because why would he be in Italy otherwise? Polnareff was in Italy mainly for the stand arrow but why didn't he hide the stand arrow? He wanted to give it to someone wiser than him, he probably called Jotaro, and Jotaro probably wasn't that wise person. Jotaro knew Giorno existed and that he's DIO'S son, so Jotaro likely told Polnareff that Giorno is in fact DIO'S son
I love how Jonathans description is him punching the absolute crap out of DIO
Jonathan: Dio it’s our fate to die together like brothers.
*dio replaces Jonathan’s head with his own*
Jonathan: no I didn’t mean literally!!!!
We are like brothers, only closer
@@xolotltolox7626 no. please
I like how you didn't list Dio's mother, so it looks like Dario must have asexually reproduced and split off to form him.
Mitosis
;-;
Lmao
Seems quite acurate I think
Man that some fucked up issue to read about
Unless you a Asexual
The fact that DIO had no relation to the joestars whatsoever until he stole Jonathan’s body and ended up lengthening the bloodline he sought to destroy always amazes me💀
Kid from alabama: Finally a worthy opponent!
LMFaO
You forgot Jesus at the top, because we all know Jesus was the first Joestar
You laugh but that's literally part 7
JeJo
Jojosus
So the Joestar birthmark represents the star the wise men saw when Jesus was born
@@Gabsboy123 yeah I guess
The messier it gets, the more we receive jojo seasons
Most forgotten Joestars:
George joestar
Mary joestar
George joestar ll
Shizuka joestar
And Sadao Kujo.
@@yoav_1867 he doesnt have the joestar
@@emirbyte lol, sadao is a he, not she
@@elgranquetzalcoatl7227 lol i type wrong
Shizuka is right there
The only anime where you actually need a family tree to understand.
Even with a family tree, i dont understand
Because we don't have a stand to understand
2:06
Tomoko have the strengh of a vampire
I lost it at "unnamed womens".
You know, I always wondered who came before George and Mary Joestar.
That's something we will never know. Besides it's not important
It was George I
First George
Jesus
Baoh
We don't even wanna start on the family tree from part 7 and 8. That gets really messed up.
Shits confusing as fuck.
Jonathan: my family tree is easy to understand
Joseph: Uh... yeah... it is... (hides Josuke's and Shizuka's existence)
Dio: Bitch Please.
Lmao 😂
when i first started watching jojo i thought they were all the same character but were using diffrent outfits.
at first i thought there was only one Jojo and i thought jonathan joestar is jotaro who became a completely different person and became a delinquent afterwards when dio ruined his life cuz they look very similar and you can easily mistaken them if you are new to this series
@@jayralph7165 I thought that too I was so confused 😂😂😂
XD
Lol same
I thought it was some weird time traveling bullshit or smth 😂
I have no clue why, but I was shocked when Suzie’s picture came up instead of Caesars
It's not alabama
But it looks like one
No it's just a really fucked up family tree
@@awesomeanbar9402 yeah totally
Alabama is only when the family tree loops around and connects internally
BIZZARE FAMILY TREE
@@awesomeanbar9402 You completely missed the point of the joke. But whatever.
This video: *Exists*
Disgusting ppl that ships Giorno with Jolyne: OH MY GOD!
They are the worst
@@notangevip537 wtf going on im on part 5 lmao
@@sonicking7871 they are technically family
That ship is incest don't give me the "oh but they are further away!" shit. both have the star. Both are joestars. It's incest
@@sugativa I don't really ship them, but by your logic, 500 years down the line, if all the Joestar descendants still have the star birthmark, they can't date their 20th cousin?
1:11 Perfect timing of JoJo for the best JoJo
Just a reminder that Giorno is Joseph's uncle.
And the granduncle of josuke I think
Donatello Verusn, Rikiel, Ungalo and Giorno are Joseph uncles lmao
Giorno accomplished a lot I see
Waiting for part 9 where they'll start in Mexico introducing Josue Joestar
Lol
More like J o s e joestar
And Dio has reincarnated as a slime
@@KojoBailey LMFAO
2:15
Kono josuke da!
I just started JJBA and I just know this will be one hell of a ride by looking at this.
I don’t like where this fan fictions are going
I love how the fact that the Joestar family tree has Dio in it and Girorno was born from him and Dio wanted to kill the entire Joestar bloodline and yet he made another one
I mean it could be worst? At least they didn’t take a turn into Habsburg family tree territory
The massive inbreeding practiced by the Spanish branch wiped them out and resulted in the War of Spanish Succession. It ended with a member of the French Royal House of Bourbon becoming King of Spain and renouncing his claim to the French throne. As of present, the Bourbons are still around as the Royal Family of Spain but not France.
teacher: test won't be so complicated
the test:
you forgot bruno: giorno's mom
BrunO IS DAD
@@maybe-arch abbacchio is
@@thousandyardduel yes
You missed Jotaro’s son Koichi
Good one
Lmao. What!? ._.
And Jouta kujo
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@@Bonnieboy-gy3dd what?
So this is how *MUDA MUDA MUDA* and *ORA ORA ORA* got passed down.
Just realized that Jolyne was the first Joestar girl born into the family in more than a century
Edit:LOL forgot about Holly
And Jotaro
@@thesophist3909 Jotaro is best girl
Giorno was supposed to be a girl.
@@notengocreatividadparaunno1419 proof ?
@@ilterroremarchigiano4522 Araki said it in a interview 😴
Ok now we need the part 7 and 8 Joestar family tree..
No
The SBR timeline family tree is explained in JoJolion, it doesn't seem like it's needed.
Hobo With An Oboe then this video also usless
@@Kongongongg The SBR version, the parts 1-6 version is never explained. Certain characters are persistent between both but there's no relations to the Brandos outside of Johnny and Diego being rivals, and the Joestars and Higashikata bloodline are related due to Johnny marrying Rina Higashikata.
@@hobowithanoboe i know I've seen it, but not everyone read the manga to part 8 like i just finished 6, also I don't remember if Josuke is explained
I noticed just 1 error : there a picture of Giorno's mother in the Manga and in the Anime.
Giorno’ smother is too despicable to be put in this video
@@neostarcatcher and what about Jonathan's mother which have 0 second of screen play in the Anime?
@@juleslafolie8451 lul you're right lmao
Juleslafolie What do you mean, her body was in episode 1 bro.
@@juleslafolie8451 she wasn't despicable, she was the best mom, if it weren't for her, jojo's Bizarre Adventure wouldn't have existed
Omg i just realized that joseph yelled at his mom
well his mom was about to kill him in the death climb pillar thingy
When your family tree is a straight line
Alabama
SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!!!
1:11 perfect timing
Jojo!
Joseph is a full Chad!
“George is half brother with Giorno”
Ahhhhhh
Fun fact: Giorno is grandpa of everyone after joseph :D
He isn’t a grandpa. He would just be a grand uncle or something like that.
@@rickolasribcage6008
I know it but i like more say "grandpa" than grand uncle
Gruncle?
"hello, great uncle giorno"
"shut your mouth, josuke. It ain't funny"
The fact that he has put
" UNNAMED *_WOMENS_* "
Really bothers me.
Apparently he's not a native English speaker 🤷♂️
Or he was with all of em
One of em was linked to giorno
For the people who ship jolynne and Giorno just know your shipping someone with their great great great uncle
@Murilo GamePlays how much of jojo have you watched
@Murilo GamePlays DIO used jonathan's body to bone giorno's mom so giorno is basically DIO's son but since he used jonathan's body that also makes him jonathan's son so by that logic he's technically joseph's uncle and great great granduncle of jolyne
@Murilo GamePlays why did u watch part 5 first then part 3?
@Murilo GamePlays i respect it
@Murilo GamePlays ok so then u have seen it all now I saw someone explain how Giorno is related to jolene
I love how dio Brando, Johnathan Joestar, and DIO are all different entities on this family tree. Dio Brando and DIO especially.
If they were not, then this would look even more confusing
The best JoJo family so far! You just go straight into it, no talking or introduction! All the information is clear in a simple layout! Good job!
Look, im extremely confused, but, one hing I do know is that...
Dio gets hœs
I feel bad for Dio having no mom
He had one... I think
Dario brandos wife was at the carriage crash I think but I'm not sure
@@samuelisaac4374 you're not wrong
Probably the only person he cared about.He even write some random think his mom saying in his diary to achieve heaven
His mother was that woman along with dario at the carriage crash
Jotaro: hey Giorno
Giorno: hello my grand nephew
本当にタイトル通りジョジョの奇妙な家系図だな笑
Jotaro said :🏃♂️💨 to his wife and daughter😻
Ningerundayooo!!!!
Like father, like son
It’s wierd knowing Josuke is jotaros uncle
It’s wierd knowing Giorno, Rikiel, Donatello Versus and Ungalo are Joseph´s uncle
s
Jojo family tree: Is confusing
Domestic na Kanojo's 1st gen family tree: Allow me to introduce myself.
Dio's family is more twisted than when i beat the crap out of Steely Dan
Imagine you're doing a family tree project in school and you have to explain that your great great great grandfathers foster son stole your great great grandfathers body and had kids
You didn’t mention about Puchi being Dio’s son. After fusing white snake with the green baby he got a joestar birthmark
How weather report got joestar Mark??
@@Kepin151 he's Pucci's brother
@@awesomeanbar9402 i mean how WR already have that mark even before puccy fuse with green baby??
@@Kepin151 he didn't, he got it after Pucci "fused" with the baby
@@awesomeanbar9402 didn't weather already dead before that??
Joestar family tree:is completely fine
Joseph and Dio: *now it is time to get funky*
joestars: Run Kujos: go to jails
1:41 ko...kogami! Is that you?!
No wonder Jotaro's dad was outside Japan at the time
lol the plot thickens.
Oh damn, now you know where he got his badassery from
1:59 this is where it gets crazy
1:52 no wonder i literally just finished watching that episode of jojos bizzare adventure and now it pops up here that a bruh moment and a half
It’s not Lisa Lisa Joestar it’s Elizabeth joestar
I know but I like Lisa Lisa more!!
Yami Comparisons ok
Yet, I see you post again, sorry, I just saw you post on a video.
holy shit, I'm still on the first episode and I can see that this is gonna be a whole ride.
We all know we loved joseph joestar the most
Erina Joestar: *DIO KISS*
2:21 miss opportunity : *bread*
when i think about it their family tree is pretty normal then dio and joseph had to get funky with it
1:02 Elizabeth Joestar
People forget that Joseph during the final episode was going to beat Suzie Q for something I don't remember right now
Basedseph
Joseph was mad because Suzie Q forgot to send a telegram telling his family and friends that he is fine.
Fun fact:
Dio saved the world
Because if not for Dio Giorno wouldn’t have been born and then Diavolo would get the Requiem arrow. And also Joseph would have a grandpa and Joseph would be more proper so he wouldn’t cheat on Susie q. So without josuke then morioh would be in danger of Kira.
Dio is a villain but he did the opposite
the world😳😳😳😳😳
Welcome to JoJos bizarre adventure: set in Alabama
I mean, I really would be surprised if there was no alabama going on at some point with all of these people around.