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“So Jimmy where did you go for spring break?”
“I went to see the m e l t e d c l o w n
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*"N I C E ."*
This comment made me audibly wheeze
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@@Joshdoingthings1We should kiss.
@@quinlanreed7162 bros tryna get a free pass 💀
"humans aren't stupid enough to visit a place where the bodies of dead people are used as trail markers!"
Mount Everest: Yeah, you see, about that....
rip green boots
@@nymphaeacea the CCP mysteriously removing green boots and his brother from everest is one of the few good things they've done.
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@@infinitelyexpandingcringe3368 F
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>comes to Earth
>takes a nap
>wakes up only to realize that a bunch of weird, microscopic monkeys have built a national park inside your mouth
>park collapses
>vomits
>goes back to sleep
>no further elaboration
Not only all of that, but they pumped it full of drugs to get it to go back to sleep, it coughed, puked, moved its arm so it wasn't lying on it and fell back asleep high off its gourd.
So a good lazy sunday morning.
@@rowanjones5562we should all be so lucky
Humans are not Monkeys and this creature is not an extraterrestrial.
@SurvivorPrepper1776 True... Humans are much less smart than monkeys.
Monkeys wouldn't be dumb enough to build a theme park in a giant monster's guts, do I really need to provide any more evidence than that?
The creepiest part of this is how children are naturally frightened of going into the pit and how the corporation had to put so much effort into making seem OK.
Reminds me of the auto industry
@@6Six6Six6Bruhthat’s actually a great observation, +5 ration units
@@6Six6Six6BruhI guess it didn’t work on me ;-;
Eh not that scary, sounds pretty normal
@@Sing_A_Rebel_Song sorry what about mfp national park is normal?
horrific flesh pit: "i sleep"
13 dollar bottle of water: "real shit?"
Real shit.
@@buggi_zak 15 dolla 0.5 liter wata battal
That's probably the most realistic part out of all of this
That's bullshit, water bottles are usually 17 dollars
Better be some high grade water, from the fuckin abomination or someshit, 13 dollars for a half litre is a scam and is infinitely worse than anything in the creature
"Hey guys we found a giant lovecraftian monster that we have no hope of ever comprehending or understanding."
"Okay but how do we market it?"
Honestly malevolent corporate bullshit is the perfect thing to add onto Lovecraftian horror
✨Capitalism✨
@@masqueraderedacted5826 the Soviets would have done a similar thing lmao, they would have used it for scientific propaganda or to scare US Christians somehow
@@msobota4080 I wouldn't be surprised, but technically the Soviet Union wasn't actually communist. Communism has never been implemented in any country.
@@msobota4080 capitalism bad
Can you imagine humans coming across like prints or something of this ARG a few hundred years down the road, and being absolutely terrified trying to figure if this is real.
We need to print out the brochures and hide them in random places
That would actually be amazing
I want a Time Machine now
this is how mythology works
brb gonna get the brochures etched onto tiles and throw them into a bog
Imagine you're taking a nap and suddenly you cough after what you think is accidentally inhaling some spit, and then realize you can't close your mouth and then suddenly you puke. All this while you're still groggy af because you were just sleeping.
Honestly, it would be easy for me to assume I was dreaming, shift my position a little, and go back to sleep.
@@LizLuvsCupcakes After throwing up?
@@SemicolonExpected not a lot else to do at that point; the worst is over, nothing to do for it except sleep it off
And drugged, don’t forget drugged
And are pumped full of hard drugs by some weird new bacteria…
But the audiobook is so good, you immediately fall back asleep.
"98.6 degrees, and 100% humidity."
Ah, Florida.
I love how know one realizes that the humidity percentage is how much of the air is water so this means it’s underwater. But yeah, I work in a warehouse in Georgia and I wholeheartedly agree
Update: thanks to everyone who has helped learn what humidity actually is because I was misinformed in school.
@@robo-joe6111 Humity is how much water the air can hold, so 100% humidity means that the air cannot hold anymore water.
I hate super hot days but when the humidity is high i can BARELY STAND to be outside lol. Its so muggy and im not even in Florida
Thats just fucking swimming at that point
That's what it's like in Ireland at the min and everyone is slowly suffocating 😅
“Dad how did you meet mom?”
“Well son I met her in the flesh pit thermal springs”
Imagine knowing someone in your family or friends circle who went to an orgy at the mystery flesh pit…imagine your SO cheated on you by diving in the pit! Smh
I wanna go below the yellow line
@@Wired_User if your SO cheated on you in the springs, then they are not your SO anymore. With family you could gain new family “members”, your friends can get new spouses. The amniotic fluid is not only an aphrodisiac, it is also a very powerful tool to bond people after the “action”. If only it isn’t highly addictive and gives people withdrawal, it would be the next big thing in finding life partner
"Saved her from the wildlife that day, that night how we conceived you in the fondue"
You did what to moms what?!
The 70s and 80s were wild times. You never hear about a person from the 1950s or 1990s digging up a giant Lovecraftian horror to turn into a themepark.
What about the 60s?
@@Protoa-Ash-and-Arcwe dont talk about the 60s
@@Protoa-Ash-and-Arcthe what?
@@Protoa-Ash-and-Arc operation monarch
True that
watching this 2 years later and the horror of 13$ for a water bottle didnt even faze me...
Yea man
I think we timetravelers are immune to that
Yeah…
Lmfao this is too real!
Imagine lying down for a nap, and then you get a really bad stomach ache. And you wake up, and ants have just made little tiny mounds all over your back and are actively crawling in your mouth and down your throat. I have leveled up and unlocked:
*A new Nightmare*
Ants are too big. I'd say single-celled bacteria is more accurate.
*Imagine a green ooze of bacteria pouring into your mouth*
Yay I can choke and cause a mass ant tragedy
Yeah, that creature was the real victim
I hate you for this
What if we kissed in the giant eldritch abomination?
well the fact you said there is a roblox game about it 1 hour later means that you finna get banned
Teehee
@@capybara5879 how does that make sense at all
@@cawsomeaolin because yes
@@capybara5879 ok
Much like deadly incidents in real life, the flesh pit catastrophe was the culmination of many smaller failures and poor decisions snowballing into a disaster greater than the sum of its parts. It all lends a vital touch of believability to an otherwise fantastical event.
MFP has excellent immersion and world building in general, and the creator deserves so much props for that.
The incident report really has the feeling of nuclear/industrial accident report.
The only thing missing is the time getting more and more specific as the accident begins, it usually looks like:
"On x day, this system was shut down for maintenance, and left out of service"
"8 pm a shift change happened"
"10:25 pm power failed"
"10:27:35 vibration begins"
"10:27:42 the sound of supports failing is heard"
"10:27:55 the structure collapses"
Fr! During the report of the catastrophe, I was thinking about Chernobyl the whole time. Truly an example of humanity's mistakes
I like the reason things went wrong sound like something completely realistic. Marketing/customer service folks allowing people to stay in the park after hours, trying to do the whole "customer is always right" thing but not aware of security or engineering aspects that make it dangerous, while you have more work crews on the other side trying to make numbers and unaware that there's already a power strain. Classic case of the left hand doesn't know what the right hand's doing, and is more realistic then some CEO purposely risking lives for a few more bucks.
i mean both are pretty damn realiistic
fuck CEOs lol
"You could be eat alive."
"This is bad."
"But you could enjoy the libido-pools"
"This is good."
Who wouldn’t risk their life to try the worlds first real aphrodisiac?
@@opsoc777 there are plenty of real life aphrodisiacs lol
@@es0teric76 From what I’ve read most of them were close to placebo, and had very inconsistent effects from person to person.
There were a couple compounds that looked hopeful but are unresearched, and other than that just amphetamines, which come with a bunch of nasty effects.
But you get a free scoop of frozen yogurt.
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Imagine oversleeping a couple hours and realizing a group of bacteria have turned your body into a tourist attraction
I would obliterate their civilization leaving nothing behind
The fucking flu in a nutshell. Sleep one night with a sore throat and a bit o congestion, next morning I want to die.
Exactly
@@failtronic2646 hmm, so humans are a virus... yep, checks out, spend enough time on tiktok and you come to that conclusion
I wonder what my microbes' favorite brand of food is.
It's like Osmosis Jones and the flesh pit is Bill Murray
42:02 yo the "petting zoo with the declawed lobsters" is a fuckin crazy sentence bro
About halfway through reading his page on it, I decided I felt worse for the Pit than the people who went in there. Even if the individual tunneling was relatively tiny, imagine all of these basically parasites digging bits out of you, putting stuff in you and even doing the deed inside you. Not fun
Yeah, its basically like we’re Mono to this creature; we gave it pneumonia (the rain going into the lungs), made it cough, gave it a sore throat (visitor center is the ‘frog in the throat’ and the poles, as well as mining being general pain), and even made the thing puke
I hate to tell you this, but there are probably teeny tiny little organisms doing the deed on/in you while you read this...
I think it’s interesting because that IS what’s happens inside of us. I believe most if not all microorganisms inside of us reproduce asexually but they still do that. We have bacteria eating our teeth every day and bacteria inside of our body digging around as they do. They were simply advanced capitalist bacteria that gave the guy a cold
@@MrKarma-dp8ud
:(
Poor baby
bro, just snoozing. He doesn't care 😂
Giant flesh monster: exists
Wendigoon: "13 Dollars for bottled water?!"
Price gouging is the true evil of this world
Giant flesh monster: horrifying
$13 bottled water: horrifying
I hope that’s because it’s from springs in the park with some of the libdo stuff but it’s probably just tap water
Giant Flesh Monster: Exists
SCP Foundation: WE'VE GOT ONE
I paid $5 for a bottle of water and that's all I talked about the entire day
Fun fact: mastication means chewing. Chewing. Those poor bastards were caught between some sort of teeth down there.
yuuuuuuuuuuuuup
Oh fuck! That makes it SO MUCH WORSE
timestamp??
@@bonnerin0 1:01:43 "Radio contact established with ranger vehicle trapped within 'Oyster's Shame'. Due to ventricle closure, no feasible rescue strategy can be developed before complete mastication occurs."
@@JohnJohnson-jr6hp it's a crop like in birbs/lizards most likely. A chamber before the true stomach, filled with rocks to mash food up instead of teeth.
I ran a dnd one shot with this as an inspiration. The pit was a giant slumbering god of madness and the mining companies were collecting a gas that would let you have vivid completely lucid dreams when inhaled, but slowly allow the creature to influence your thoughts.
I think the vibe of “big smart words” really pulls it together because almost all of those words just so happen to be used in biology and geology, and the mesh together is kinda weird with the vibe that “this is entirely possible”.
Trevor did a good job at making the geobiology sound REALLY REALLY REAL
To be fair, if people built an entire giant shopping mall inside me, filmed freaking...adult funtimes films inside of me and sold them in the gift shop of said mall, AND named parts of my anatomy things like "God's Mistake"...I'd be kinda pissed off too!
I’d love that
You have to agree that naming something "God's Mistake" is an incredibly ominous and -imponent- imposing name (?
@@floreroafloreril1458 unless it's the pelvic area
I'd think it's pretty funny ngl
To be honest they were also mining into it that might have had something to do with it to.
Reading phrases like "broken philosophy" and "god's mistake" on lists of national park attractions is both hilarious and horrifying
I have to know what gods mistake was lol
What was the other one? Oysters Horror? 😂😂
Sorry but I got a 💦 vibe off that
I though gods mistake was from Gemini entertainment
@@strawberrylotlizard The more i live the more i belive it's Us :)
@@MrSnuggles3000 I believe that's Nature's Mockery
The 38 people returning to the Pit is a lot more tragic than sinister actually. According to Trevor's QnA from November 2021 they were just survivors who rushed back to desperately search for loved ones and friends who were still trapped (and likely already dead) in the Pit.
That's something I like about the disaster. Ultimately the monster didn't really do anything wrong or malicious. The 2007 tragedy was all our own fault. It choked on water pouring into its lungs because our equipment failed, then got sick and threw up because we filled it drugs to make it stop coughing. None of which would've happened if park management hadn't extended operating hours.
All those people died because of human error, not the Lovecraftian horror beneath the Earth.
I watched Markiplier play the game based on this, and literally half of the comments on that video were people saying “I learned about this from Wendigoon’s video!” Had to come check him out, great video!
same here!! i love this lore!
OG views of wendigoon tho 😏
Me too!
Yeah, watched this around the beginning of the year and absolutely had to come back to get a knowledge refresh 😅
What was the game’s name? Idk what video it is but I’d like to watch it! I love Markiplier and would love to see his opinion on this thing
i feel bad for the pit creature. imagine just vibing out and then the bacteria in your body start building an amusement park in your stomach.
i'd be an accommodating host
Honestly, you'd be unlikely to notice, unless, they showed up in the wrong place en masse, where you immune system would annihilate them.
That’s close to the plot of an episode of Rick and morty
Tfw you get salmonella
@@llewelynshingler2173 you'd be pretty likely to notice if they built a big metal structure around your jaw to keep you from closing your mouth, like people did with the pit 😨
Imagine being the creature and finding out that humans built a dance club inside of you
I’m sure Adventure Time had an episode about that
@@CannonZeroKiryu they did
Maybe thats what ibs is for humans, party parasites
Not even just that. They built FREAKING sex chambers inside it. I would be absolutely outraged
When you're casually sleeping and furless monkeys start building things inside you
Cant stop thinking of a Jurasic Park-like movie based on this. Its go so much material and heart poured into this world. Im obsessed by this concept
I'm literally in fire
@@whyisitsohardtomakeahandleman that’s crazy you should probably cool yourself off using the massive abomination in Texas
This also works as a horror story for giant flesh pits, as they have to worry about their body being used commercially as a tourist attraction and hundreds of people every day exploring through their insides, taking parts of them as souvenirs and to use for themselves, and ultimately having no control over what these hoards of people do inside of them and how they treat the various parts of them that are keeping them alive
The fact that a company taking advantage of a giant lovecraftian horror pit would totally have a Chili's, tracks.
I guess you can say they really felt God in that Chili's 🤣
Those would be giant baby back ribs...
I want my cuthul...cuthul....CUGHULU BABY BACK RIBS....BLOODY GORE SAuuccceee.....
It said 'chilis too' and i thought it was like a sequel resturant lol
@@Phantomsangel actually same tho
I want my BABYBACKBABYBACKBABYBACKBABYBACK
Things like this are proof that Hollywood isn't out of ideas. People are just scared to take a risk.
Or don't have the funding?
@@trippy0752 that kind of aligns with what I'm saying. People are scared to back a project like this because it wouldn't be a "safe" bet.
I wish they were more courageous, it's like how scp articles could make the perfect shows or even full length films and yet no one even tries to adapt them
@@trippy0752 it may happen eventually. People do adapt them into games and short films right now so it’s headed into that direction. We saw a few Creepypasta get a TV adaption and (not the best examples narratively, but still something that started online) Slender Man and Five Nights at Freddys have become mainstream and made into movies. We’ve even seen viral Twitter threads adapted. TVs shows and musical artists have started using the ARG/unfiction format to advertise. Hollywood has started looking more and more into internet creations for ideas. I think it’s only a matter of time before it becomes the norm to adapt internet stories, creations, and other viral media.
I don't agree with that semtiment, some movies are just easy cash, then you have movies like Lamb or Underwater, at least recently.
My daughter was watching this when I got home from work. She was in the middle somewhere, right before things go...bad. LOL I thought it was a real place, and asked her if she wanted to go. She looked right at me and said NO. I was taken aback, but, you know, whatever, she's a teenager. Then, I started to pay attention. O M G WTF So, I had to watch from the beginning on my own. What a ride. LOL
Ok but imagine how jarring that must’ve been for your poor kid; they’re just trying to watch a horror video, safe in the knowledge that none of this can hurt them, then their parent shows up and as Sunny as can be, asks if you want to go into the flesh pit.
Don't you want to see where you were conceived, dear?
I would love an HBO mini-series that was like a faux documentary/expose of the history of the Mystery Flesh Pit encompassing the whole story so far.
This is so fun, the immediate reaction is always "Why would people EVER go near that for fun"
People go to see the acidic lakes in Yellowstone, camp in bear and cougar infested forests, go cave exploring where dozens have tragically died in horrific ways
Humans ARE space orks
Bro if there was a flesh pit irl id definitely be visiting it.
@@zeallust8542 duuude me too but people call me weird
Also Mt Everest which is one of the biggest bucket list goals ever, a mountain which literally uses ETERNALLY FROZEN HUMAN BODIES AS LANDMARKS DURING THE HIKE
Holy shit a fellow Humans Are Space Orcs fan!
first one i've seen yet...
Well, if you didn't know people have guns to shoot bears and cougars. And I hate when people use 'people' as if every fucker wants to go spelunking through the deepest caves in the world.
Another note on how massive this thing is: it takes six months to inhale and six months to exhale. Visitors were only allowed in the "lung" structures during Winter and Spring during its "inhale" cycle.
this terrifies me more than anything in the entire 1hr 16 and a half minute video Wendi made... 😳
how did it cough, choke and vomit in like 10 minutes then?
@@mintsmooth860 I have no idea, that's just what it says on the blog 😅
@@mintsmooth860 it was asleep beforehand, and considering how large it is, probably has faster responses to things like drowning or poisoning
(a little water in one’s lungs is really not good)
@@mintsmooth860breathing while asleep is comparatively quite slow. The heart rate can dip to 40bpm. Coughing however is a rapid, involuntary set of muscle spasms. The fact that it took that long to cough, when a regular human takes like a second, is already a huge deal
At first you'd think no one would visit that place but then I remember how loads of influencers went into chernobyl. So yeah people would definitely go to the flesh pit
I'm getting strong Made In Abyss vibes from this. It's so impressive to see such fleshed out worldbuilding
Pun not intended, I presume
After watching the Video Im so convinced that Made in Abyss is at least partially based on the Mystery Flesh Pit
Ayyy 😎
@@arrhenninx4295the other way around
@@arrhenninx4295 made in abyss was written several years before the mystery flesh pit, so i think it's the other way around.
Fun fact: The reason those clowns fell into the pit is because they were doing a tightrope routine over it.
Just outright asking for it.
That’s terrifying
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
lmfao
@@BillyShamsReal fourty five more of those and you got the whole circus clown chymus
Yo they are literally supposed to have nets under tight ropes they literally were asking for it
If i had a nickel for every artist named Trevor who made massively influential horror media, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Lupin da 3
I see you’re a man of culture as well ^^
Who would the other be?
Trevor Henderson
Let me guess
Henderson
All I’m saying is that “left-for-dead surveyor in a miles-deep Lovecraftian flesh pit filled with terrifying blind creatures that want to kill you” would make for a great survival/FPS game.
It already exist, kinda, just trade the flesh for literal living rock and you have almost described Deep Rock Galactic
LEFT 4 DEAD?1!1?!1?1
@@Hvision0000bro got so excited
The fact that the Caddo people's story of sacred medicine water is a legitimate story told by the Caddo people and the creator of the flesh pit ARG wasn't necessarily even referencing it when he first came out on the subreddit is some of the best pieces of storytelling that i've seen in a while
I'd love to see a fake documentary of this concept. Victims with slightly healed digestion wounds, footage of the inside as it collapses, acted out footage of events they couldn't capture such as the calcified performers, etc.
imagine one of the testimonies being from one of the brains connected to a computer, and before the camera crew walks in you could see lines upon lines of "kill me" getting frantically deleted by its caretaker
@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan stop
@@deltap6967 :)
@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan so good!!
I love pseudo documentaries. This one would certainly be excellent.
This park sounds cool, but I bet it doesn't have a Pirates of the Pancreas ride.
This comment is severally underrated
😞
Oh my goodness so freaking good
They probably didn’t tunnel far enough to make one lmfao
I wanna like but 420
I like that the first event on the timeline mentions a 4th of July concert and fireworks display that had to be canceled because of rain. Curious as to whether that would've been fortuitous or not. I imagine loud music and fireworks would have been just as dangerous and problematic but thats the point of this story. The hubris of humanity in the face of cosmic horror
I'll be honest, I probably would visit those medicinal healing springs. Now I DEFINITELY wouldn't be going down into the orgy ones, but it sounds like in this world, those springs can actually heal you, and thus I would probably risk things to try and heal my back. It's hard living in perpetual pain day in and day out with medications being the only relief and having to deal with the side effects of them.
That price gouged water becomes even more egregious when you find that, in one of the poster, there's a note that warns guests to drink more water as the pit is "known to leech water from guests".
There’s another notice where they tell you not to bring outside food and water. It figures they force you to throw away your water as you enter the park gates just like any other park that will require you to walk long distances. People are going to be forced to buy inflated waters. *sigh*
Atleast there's all this cheap, healthy, Coke Heartthrob!
Or the fact thats scientifically impossible if theres no contact with the skin haha.Just a marketing scam
@@trevors.5922 hey, buddy, its also scientifically impossible to have a giant flesh pit in the ground. Scientific impossibility kinda went out the window
Well, if they are walking in the flesh, they kinda have some sort of contact with it, so it's possible right?
The true horror is the commercialization of the pit. It's so fucking unnerving to imagine how there's absolutely just a mcdonalds there
cheeseburger
the meat is certainly fresh!
assertive enterpreneurship at it's finest...
if something exists, there will always be someone willing to make a profit on it, be it malignant cancer, tapeworm eggs, 4000 year old mummies or corpse juice.
At least they dont have to buy meat
makes you wonder where the patties come from
You had me at "Mystery Fleshpit"
After finishing, this is definitely one of the coolest things I've ever heard. I'm 100% behind this becoming a big "fleshed" out universe.
This is one of my comfort videos. I don't know why. I rewatch it every few months, especially if I'm home alone. I think it speaks to how well this story is crafted, and how well Wendi retells it, that it really feels like a tour and review of a real park
I live in Dallas and I make trips with my sister to midland every once in a while for business. The biggest thing that intrigued me about this story is the man worked in the oil industry. When we drive towards and into midland, all you can see are oil fields. Don’t know if this adds any credibility to the story?
Same for me. This is kind of a special video. It feels like it captures me more than any other video of his. Sad thing is I could never find any video on TH-cam that gave me the same feeling. I would love the expansion of this lore.
Everyone's saying how this would make a great survival horror game but I really want a management sim. Try to keep investors, corporate, the government, workers and guests happy while having as few horrific deaths as possible.
Or more PR based with as much deaths as possible with people still going there
Mystery Flesh Pit Tycoon
genius
Having as few "known" horrific deaths as possible.
And make a point of turning the ones you can't avoid becoming public knowledge into "lessons about why visitors need to listen to you".
@@ladykoiwolfe Now we're talking
it took me all of about 20 seconds to realize that the "disaster" of 2007 is basically triggering the flesh pit's gag reflex
Yea its basically if a human choked on too much water, coughed and threw up a little then smacked their elbow on a table.
@@roguevector1268 and someone gave you a shot of drugs
It is dread-inducing how all these deaths and devastation was caused by this thing just coughing and moving a bit.
@@jocosesonata imagine if the damn thing stood up. It would easily be visible from space.
@@Mikeinator_
And space only cause earth would probably be fucked by all that mass moving out of the ground at once, making probably thousands of square kilometers of ground collapsing kilometers down
On the good side, probably it cant because it must get sustaintment from geothermal means, so getting out of the ground and probably not being able to go back in would just be suicide for it
you have this southern accent that comes out every once in a while and it really added to this whole experience, especially when you read letters/notes, very immersive 10/10
I gotta respect Wendigoon's commitment here. My man spent hours saying the word "copepod" wrong without once taking the 10 second luxury of looking up how it's pronounced. That's dedication.
Next time give us a jumpscare warning, literally fell out of my chair when I heard the price of water bottles
wait until you go to Yosemite or Yellowstone
@@mjbarloweod bless america, where water is a business and somehow a Right at the same time…
i think
Not even Disneyland is that cruel
@@kmomo5697you get water for free at restaurants just ask that's the right
Bottle water is the business because it comes from mountains or whatever (probably lying)
@@jokerman9623 we all know that it comes from similar faucets as the ones we have in our houses
I can just imagine god damn “I was created in the mystery flesh pit thermal springs” baby outfits in the many gift shops they have to offer lmao
"i was conceived inside a creature inside a bigger creature"
LMAO
Same energy as the Dashcon Ball Pit baby
@@panniks9107 born in one womb: 🤓🤓🤓
born in 2 wombs: 😎😎😎
@@panniks9107 inside a n- other creature
Chrystals can have a resonant frequency, basically they make sound at a very precise rate (which is how quartz clocks work, it's super interesting) so my theory is that the contingency measure involved running power through that mineral and it emitted a certain sound probably outside of the human range of hearing that made the creature go into a dormant state again. Could be that the rock came from a mountain or something that got struck by lightning while the "dragon" was in the area.
I love how it seems like no one would actually go to a place like this but then remember that warning like this are the same ones you read before you take pictures of Buffalo and wolves while bathing in hot springs created by magma boiling the water underneath you at Yellowstone. And don’t walk off the path or else you might crack through the ground and fall into boiling water. Oh yeah and sometimes everything catches on fire cause that’s just how trees breed out here. And also sometimes it all floods so severely we have to rebuild everything. And everything smells like rotten food because of the bacterial colonies and sulfur fumes.
The creator has since confirmed that the people who crawled back into the pit were attempting to rescue loved ones still inside.
oh my god that's so horrifying and sad
@@wywrd_mtnt fr
fuck that's tragic.
Unofficial, but it's too good to not mention (and is my personal headcanon): At least some of the people that went back in were addicted to the amniotic fluid and wanted one last fix.
(Read that somewhere, I take no credit for it)
Aw that's a shame. I actually think the idea that these people WANT to go back in there makes it far more creepy and mysterious. The idea of people willingly do something that moments ago they were fighting for their lives to avoid is a trope I really like. It raises so many questions about what has happened to their minds and what other forces are at play that are beyond our comprehension.
Wanting to go back to rescue loved ones is obviously still horrifying but it's in a more of a real-world tragic kind of way as opposed to an unknowable/incomprehensible horror kind of way. But then maybe this whole thing is better if we just consider it a huge living creature rather than anything supernatural with any kind of psychic abilities or anything. I guess it depends whether you're more interested in "what if we discovered this new huge life form?" vs "What if we discovered a god-like Great Old One style entity that is unfathomably old and utterly alien to us?". I'm a big fan of cosmic horror with supernatural elements, so I'm more drawn to the latter, but both options are still very Lovecraftian so I'm a fan either way.
It is almost certainly canon that vore fetishists go to the park to commit sewer slide, throwing themselves into the stomach on purpose
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised.
Sewer slide is so dank thanks for introducing me to that word brah
As one of those people, I was sweating the entire video LMAO
@@mothokingsley bruv moment
@@mothokingsley ayo? 🤨📷
I love that some of the biggest details are things like making the accidents that have happened exactly the sort of thing people would do today, like the circus performers doing a tightrope routine over the freaking maw, is precisely the sort of dumb shit people do today. It adds immersion to me since it’s set in a version of real life.
You missed the artist's rendition of what the monster would look like if it werent underground, which is a skyscraper tall starfish with an impenetrable flat shell on top
I imagine everyone's reaction to this was "That sounds horrible and disgusting. Tell me more"
Yep.
Mine was "im scared as fuck, it gave me nightmare and new fear, tell me more about this"
That's me
very much yes!
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Wendigoon would be the history teacher that everyone would actually listen to lol.
I have one of those shout out to Mr. Topliff
Edit: Good man Good man
Eddit: Honestly deserves more love he's been a teacher for 20 years and still loves his job
Tbf I think I'd listen to any history teacher if they were talking about a flesh pit
he reminds me so much of my high school history teacher, super cool
I think every history teacher is pretty cool Shout out to Mr. Orlando
"You don't get it guys, it's G I A N T S.
And yes, this is gonna be in the exam."
Rewatching this before I watch mark’s playthrough of the game. I’m always so blown away by the scale of this, both the story and the creature
This may be some of the best world-building lore I've ever heard of. So detailed and so realistic given the scenario. I'm extremely impressed.
I heard this described once as, you lie down for a nap and when you wake up, ants have built a colony in your lungs, stomach, and bones. Of course you would panic. At the bare minimum, you would start a coughing and trying to expel the ants from your body.
Reminds me of that one video of a girl who accidentally drank an ant infested sprite can, eugh
That is literally terrifying 💀
Shouldn't have slept with an open mouth smh
@@davidkonevky7372 i did that a month ago, my friend took my experience and wrote a story about it for school which was pretty cool
It's more like if sentient bacteria turned your body into a amusement park
Bruh, this would be the equivalent of an ant colony building their nest inside of your body as you napped. I too would probably be pissed if I woke up to that...
ant colonies are massive tho
And without even paying rent
@@lawbringermain9942 okay, so maybe tardigrades making an amusement park in your throat
isnt that just what bacteria and viruses do when you catch a cold lol
I mean idk about you but I’m pretty pissed whenever I get a cold XD
As a Texan, the quote "If you're going into the pit, you better be strapped" is the most Texan thing imaginable.
It's funny that in your intro, you open with "horror settings that are familiar settings" as like...the vanilla. The start. Because, at least as far as movies go, horror was usually about being a fish out of water. You go to the black lagoon. You go to Dracula's castle. You go somewhere far from home, from which you may not return. Which I feel is intrinsically linked to human curiosity and exploration.
HOWEVER, many people cite Night of the Living Dead as one of the first movies to popularize danger closer to home. The horror could happen in small-town america. Domestic terror, probably in response to the likes of Manson. The slasher genre really took this and ran with it.
I agree that setting and atmosphere is probably the most important aspect of horror. But I think that it's easier to make something unfamiliar scary, than it is to twist the familiar into being scary. That's why I tend to love stuff like FNAF, or haunted dolls, or corrupted TV stations, or zombie outbreaks. It makes home feel unsafe....(Omg I'm having an emotional breakthrough about my childhood rn)
Imagine getting a letter that said “it bleeds. God, how it bleeds”
"If it bleeds, we can kill it"
If I got a letter that read that I'd be like "put that shit the fuck back and never think about it again."
if it was real in today’s time, the military would probably want to weaponize it or turn it into a government base. MERICA 🤪✊🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@ariaBOO unfunny trans person
32:10 Imagine telling your kids you met their mom while you were both bathing inside the hormones of a giant Lovecraftian creature turned into a national park
Our first date was at God's Mistake
"coincidentally, that's where you were also conceived!"
I'd probably brag if I was concieved in a place like that.
@@sarahni in the Q&A section of the website, someone asked if there was a chapel there and apparently there was! People did get married there. So, we meet for our first date, make sweet sweet love, and get married all in the same afternoon!
I would love to see a romcom about that, called smth like “Desires of the Flesh”
If anyone is curious, the background music is Six Seasons by Unicorn Heads.
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This would have been the perfect 80s horror movie. The corporate cynicism, the bodyhorror, the satire. I could have seen John Carpenter direct this.
They actually seldom went after corporations in film in the 80's. That's a 90's like with Fight Club and such.
@@coreym162 I see where you are getting at. But 90s movies like fight club hated corporations and consumerism in general. The 80s on the on the other hand had a weird hard on for the evil MegaCorp like in Robocop, Aliens, Terminator, and Blade Runner. The mining company that controls the flesh pit will fit in perfectly with weyland-yutani and Omnicorp.
Hahaha that's actually a pretty accurate assessment, so a blend of They Lives timeless corporate/political cynicism/the body horror of thing..with some of the satire of big trouble?
Carpenters movies always had a cynicism about the Reagan nightmare they lived in, especially NY/LA, starmans like his only optimistic movie
Idk though he got incredibly tired of Hollywood after nobody appreciated his movies at the time, maybe it could've been a low budget classic
Cronenberg! “In the vein of Scanners and Videodrome” could be the tag line
@@thecoldglassofwatershow "From the Director of 'Scanners' and 'Videodrome' comes a deep foray into a world of terror..."
I love that despite cosmic horrors and the existence of a dragon the size of a fucking state, the true horror was human negligence driven by profit.
“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
@@brandonporter8509 That gives me Terry Pratchett vibes
You NEED to play Darkest Dungeon
So the usual
No one like this anymore, we at 666 rn
I love how plausible the writing and scenario is for the incident report. It sounds like every incident report i have ever read. A couple ordinary, but poorly thought out decisions meet with a series of only slightly adverse events in such a way that turn into a cascading shit-show
The idea of going into a *living* creature and treating its body like an amusement park is pretty disturbing. On the other hand, I’m literally imagining this thing to be like the Alaskan Bullworm from SpongeBob, and how Sandy just casually strolled in. It makes it *slightly* less creepy 😂
the funniest thing, to me, about this whole thing is that in this universe there is the possibility that a documentary made by Defunctland exists in their world's youtube.
defunctland, for either april fools or halloween, should 100% cover something like this and act like it was real until the end of the video.
I can totally hear “mystery flesh pit national park” in Kevin Purger’s voice.
@@kreamy12 Fascinating Horror did something similar once, treating the Jurassic Park movie like it was a real event.
Oooohhhh, an episode of "Abandoned" would be sick
I was just thinking Defunctland should find an excuse to make a video about this! Maybe for April Fool’s or something
Imagine falling asleep and a colony of ants make a shopping mall in your throat and start burrowing into your different organs. Fucking terrifying.
Sucks, but happens sometimes
We wouldn't even be ants to something this big. Pharoh ants are one of the smaller ant species being .2 cm long with average people being somewhere around 176cm tall
Meaning the average person is nearly 900 times the length of an ant.
With the pit being mapped to 60km but most likely being much larger than means it is at the very least confirmed to be 34,000 times the height of an average person.
In terms of scale that means what we are to the creature is what something roughly 50micrometers is to use, or as tall as the thickness of a strand of hair.
@@RustyShackleford420 this comment is too horrifying to exist. I’m calling the internet police.
@@RustyShackleford420 what if we shoved new york city down there
@@RustyShackleford420 oh god, the Big Guy is trying to cough up the Human Hairball
I love ur editor because 56:13 really has me weeping, they even identified the notes
34:02 gods mistake is an unbelievably hard ass name
The clown cake thing is absolutely horrifying, imagine just being melted into goo, but your still alive, in agony, pain, and suffering, and then getting frozen into a tourist attraction.
Pretty much being springtrap
@@robertz.5199 What’s that?
@@_Cato_ An animatronic of Five Nights at Freddy's that was a man who got into a robot and got smashed by the systems so hard he basically turned into a rotten body mass that can't die inside the suit. Also, because the local was turned into a horror attraction the animatronic he was inside of was used as the main attraction, so yeah, checks out
@@robertz.5199 yea but instead of being fused together with 49 other people he was impaled from all angles and revived 30 years after his death
@@scotl6995 I like to think he was actually alive all that time. Not revived He just laid there, suffering, for thirty years. Pretty deserved, I think.
i love fictional “monster” names that are just “hey this thing sucks and we hate it” like natures mockery or amorphous shame
god's mistake
I see nature's mockery and just think of GHE, lol
Nature's unwanted child
Broken philosophy
@@billiejeanslover8929 no thats just one of the activities not the monster names
For those just discovering the Mystery Flesh Pit - it has since become a highly successful Kickstarter for a DnD/Cypher system campaign setting.
The way that the creator realistically comodified this cosmic horror is incredible
The disaster incident log after an hour of world-building was a more satisfying payoff than any movie has made me feel
Right? I'd say let's let People like this write movie scripts but then Hollywood would fuck it up anyways
Like world war z for example. Which was an AMAZING take on the zombie genre. Max Brooks built an entire universe for them and Hollywood proceeded to destroy by trying to combine 28 days later with dawn of the dead,..
@@incredibleedibledez YES. That book was fantastic, I was excited when I heard they were making a movie about it (oh, I was young...) because it seemed like such an amazing creative challenge. But hark, what's this? Brad Pitt is international zombie dodging action daddy? Hollywood, you shitbag.
@@angelalovell5669 please tell me you've read the zombie survival guide prequel/companion type book?!?! *chef's kiss* (& it was YEARS after I read the books before I realized Max is Mel Brooks(young Frankenstein, blazing saddles, Spaceballs) son!! Someone gave me the DVD as a gift but I've never even watched it. As soon as I saw the fast zombies in the preview I knew they'd fucked it up🤬
@@angelalovell5669 also, I legit laughed out loud at "Hollywood, you shit bag"!! I call my cats fuck wits all the time🤣
rewatching this, the most striking thing is the insanely high levels of dad energy that wendigoon gives off when he gets outraged about the overpriced theme park water bottles
"my word"
No, Wendichild, you can't have a water bottle. Look at those prices.
Welcome to Disney.
Welcome to Hell.
omfg rewatch that bit and notice the hand towels right below the water bottles. "Hand Towel - $22.00 USD when avail." ummm.... when available? oh my the implications.
Because the price is bullshit
God I haven't heard anyone speak of this place in so long. In 86, our graduating class went there. Thank God I was 18 at the time. I met my wife there.
Please don’t say you went to the orgy spring
Also fun fact amniotic fluids are also found in stages of pregnancy. Which means this thing is pregnant. Oh god.
I love the horrific yet slightly comedic tone this entire world building has
Yes.
They def based it in reality and especially the way humans will use whatever materials they can get their hands on to make profit. Knowing what people use from animals or deep from the earth in our foods or mass production; I could see humans going into a live creature just to use their body parts or fluids for profits. Eerily based in reality and therefore so much more enjoyable
the guy who made this is not only a genius, but you can tell he's having fun with it.
Ah yes the "pleasure domes"
Trick or treating! The trick is
b l o o d
"I dont think a nuke will do anything."
I dunno man, shoving an artificial sun deep down the gullet of a supermassive gore dragon will do a whole lot more damage than a spicy pepper.
New season of Hot Ones gonna be fucking *wild*.
The person who made this also made a government dossier suggesting courses of action. One in particular specifically noted nuclear detonations would be ineffective.
Which makes sense, in hindsight. Nukes, as nice as they are, aren't actually terribly powerful compared to nature. A hurricane has hundreds of times the energy, and the flesh pit itself stretches down to the top layers of the mantle. A nuke would be like smacking your knee with a rubber mallet. It's more likely to wake the flesh pit up.
I thought the [contingency mesure ] was gonna be like detonating a nuke deep inside the flesh pit.
I'd also imagine the bomb wouldn't make it very far, plus I wonder how it'd react to having something hot going down what is essentially its mouth, like when you accidentally put something that was hotter than you expected into your mouth
imo if rain water is enough to make it choke and people drugged it enough to make it throw up a couple dozen nukes should trash its lungs if we get them there
As a person who loves to world build, this is literally everything I dream of doing. Like. Creating a giant universe with so many different parts to it that are so in depth and shit. And this man did it. Man, I wish I could be in his shoes tbh.
I would feel bad for everyone who died in this disaster, but honestly, they knew exactly what they were getting into when they went shopping in a place called "The Mystery Fleshpit"
I love how realistically depicted the accident is. Considering this whole thing is treated like an amusement park of sorts, it makes sense that its downfall would be due to human negligence and not the creature itself. It's like a Defunctland episode but with...meat.
And blood, god how it bleeds
@@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando imagine amusement park selfies of visitors covered in that cave blood
**eeugh**
Man, petition for Kevin to make a April Fool's video about the Fleshpit for Defunctland!
I love how it's real
this actually happened though right? I thought I remember people talking about this happening around 2007
Not to go off topic, but this is why within their universe, the SCP foundation are absolutely necessary, because without them, every single anomaly would be turned into a theme park.
i wonder how an scp-173 or scp-096 theme park would be lmao
Scp 3001 hiking trail
@@otomatonesattheendoftime2396 I think diving would be more accurate.
“And here is scp 173! Make sure not to look away! WHY DID YOU LOOK AWAY TIMMY OH FU-“
@@jimmytheshadowleviathan7243 SCP 173 being used as a jungle gym at a playground 😭 "don't go too far Juan! and remember... don't close your eyes."
I always come back to this video, it's really become a comfort video for me and i believe is the first video i found from Wendigoon, probably around when it came out. I was also obsessed with the Mandela Catalogue and finding your videos on it was so exciting. Cute watching this for the 4th or so time when you're so grateful and happy for having 430k subs. Look at you now, almost 3.5 million. We need more creators like Wendigoon! Thanks for doing what you do!
I watched this video 2 years ago and it has been my Roman Empire ever since.
SAME