“Kids stop watching cartoons and do your homework!” “We are! You’re the one watching cartoons!” *steven universe theme playing in the background* “THIS IS NOT A CARTOON THIS IS A MASTERPIECE!!”
9:39 Am I the only one who noticed that they took an entire video from someone else? From 9:39 to the end of the video, they put the full video "Steven Universe TRY NOT TO LAUGH" from Cathy J SU. (The one with both Rose and Steven doing a derp face on the thumbnail, and 'Steven Universe' not in capital letter. There are two, that's why I specify.) At least give them credit in the description...
Lapis : hey help me Peridot : i cant im buying clothes now Lapis: ok Peridot : i cant find them there are only soup Lapis : then go to the other isle Peridot : ok but stop shouting at me like that... theres more soup Lapis : where are you Peridot : im at soup Lapis : WHAT IS SOUP?? *-AFTER TALKING STUPID THING-* lapis : WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?! peridot : TO BUY SOUP CLOTHES U CLOD! lapis : *sudden regret on calling peridot * -_-
Blue: " I want to know what she thinks we're going to do with her, because I want to do something worse." *Steven, back in the waiting room* Steven: " Is this the punishment?"
Yellow Diamond: Pearl do something, sing for her make her feel better. Yellow Pearl: Yes my Diamond Yellow Pearl and My Pearl: *SCREECH* Me: O.o Yellow Diamond: Ummm ... nvm Pearl... I'll take it from here. Me: 😖 I think my ears are bleeding.
Jasper: Pew, pew. Pew pew pew! * airplane shooting noises * Steven: Aaaaaaaaaaahh!! Jasper: DIVE BOMB!! Lapis: PATRICK. "JASPER." Jasper: AND THE CONSINTRATED FISH!! Lapis: PATRICK "JASPER" NO-!! * one punch man punches jasper with water fist into the air * Lapis and Steven: Shit =^/
4:06 Listen to this part of the video with yours eyes closed Pearl:it’s all about waiting perfectly for the perfect moment to- Hologram Pearl:THRUST 6 \ - | 6 /
This was totally random but, when I first watched this and the video had Pusheen the Cat in the intro, I was wearing one of my Pusheen the Cat t shirts with Pusheen eating delivery pizza. EDIT: I am also internet sensation Thomas Sanders is watching SU and says "No I am watching a masterpiece." Also fun fact: Thomas got to meet the voice actors for Steven (Zach Callison), Pearl (Deedee Magno-Hall), Amethyst (Mikayla Deitz), and Lapis Lazuli (Jennifer Paz).
StevenFan14 omg I have a pusheen cat t shirt too! And also I am a big fan of Thomas for a long time and I freaked out when he said that he liked Steven universe.
Steven: Hi! I'm Steven! Peridot: Well congratulations, you found me, was it worth it? Despite your violent behavior all you've managed to break is my heart. Steven: ;-; Peridot: You should be marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! Dude from video: WHAT THE *CENSORED*
Pearl: she's probably doing something very important. Garnet:*beautiful montage of Garnet having the time of her life* Me: this is why I love this show
2:46 I fully expect a new meme of Sunstone fighting the foot. Although I consistently hope it will shift to a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles clip fighting the Foot clan,
It’s 12:30 in the morning and I’m here laughing my ass off about peridot and the soup store Edit: that’s not supposed to be a skip to something or whatever
*Thomas* Kids, stop watching cartoons and do your homework *Kids* WE ARE DOING OUR HOMEWORK YOURE THE ONE WHOS WATCHING CARTOONS *Thomas* *watches Steven universe* no, I am watching a masterpiece *Me* he's got a point fellow kids
![[YTP] Connie is not okay](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/yLruf8Re5-M/mqdefault.jpg)
I’M AT SOUP!!!!!
70th like
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR AT *SOUP?!*
I MEAN I'M AT *SOUP*
*WHAT STORE AT YOU IN?!*
The SOUPermarket
"A small loan of 1 million dollars"
Yes a small loan
*a very small loan.*
Ugh it’s literally nothing so broke 🤮🤮
"I'm thirsty.."
"I'm hungry."
" -I'm bat man- "
IM GAY
NyanDragonWolf SD I thought it was gonna say I'm gay
I was like hmmmmmmmmm gay
*HI I'M DAISY!!!*
IM PANSEXUAL
@@CC-jc3jt *HI, PANSEXUAL. I'M LESBIAN.*
1:16 Steven Universe IS a masterpiece
PokeUniverse757 YOU KNOW IT I WATCH IT 24/7
Daku Akumu me too! 😜😜
So true girl👍✌
True also everyone give sp-AA the villain a hug....
Heheh.......
You are correct in fact I have watched every episode even change your mind and he movie to
“Kids stop watching cartoons and do your homework!”
“We are! You’re the one watching cartoons!”
*steven universe theme playing in the background* “THIS IS NOT A CARTOON THIS IS A MASTERPIECE!!”
Blackforest16 a diamond within television
It’s true though
12:04 killed me though XD
Melody Catz same
Hah. Hah. Hah.
it was made by mkatwood she does lots of cool stuff
@@kine9osis956 We knoowwwww
Thats from mkatwood
"You guys wanna be prisoners too?"
Lapis: *war flashbacks*
"Not really"
RIP head phone users
Aka me
Grace Gonzales and me lol
Grace Gonzales and me
I'm fine actually... You grow up with someone who blares death metal next to your room you can actually listen to earrape without being hurt
and me
*THRUST*
Adele Tho: Hello.
Steven: ITS ME ROSE QUARTZ!!!!
Quake Muffin thats Adele tho XD
Quake Muffin but she strange af so u rite anyways
Oh i heard that music over 100 times! LOL
I’m the 100th like
I DIED
9:39 Am I the only one who noticed that they took an entire video from someone else? From 9:39 to the end of the video, they put the full video "Steven Universe TRY NOT TO LAUGH" from Cathy J SU. (The one with both Rose and Steven doing a derp face on the thumbnail, and 'Steven Universe' not in capital letter. There are two, that's why I specify.) At least give them credit in the description...
I already noticed but other than that wtf
She or he (idk who makes these videos) took about 4 or 5 minutes of that try not to laugh
Sexiest part in all steven universe: Peridot slides on some alien boxers and smirks. *////*
What about when amethyst was twerking 🤤
2:50
I. LOVE.THIS.
Black kitty TV
Garnet is having some alone time
“Alone”
@@toyouandthefishes9044 *_["I'm NEVER alone."]_*
It's just extremely cute
*"she's probably doing something important"*
**cuts to Ruby and Sapphire hangin' out**
I see, very important indeed
2:45 THIS WAS THE KILLED ME 😂😂💀
1:24 had me dead 😂😂😂😭
"THIS WAS THE KILLED ME" killed me
0:54 me when the hiatus starts
Vitor almeida lmao same
I actually hate that song. It's too violent for my tastes but I also hate hiatuses
2:02 I have a new reason to live
*P E R I D O T*
Lapis : hey help me
Peridot : i cant im buying clothes now
Lapis: ok
Peridot : i cant find them there are only soup
Lapis : then go to the other isle
Peridot : ok but stop shouting at me like that... theres more soup
Lapis : where are you
Peridot : im at soup
Lapis : WHAT IS SOUP??
*-AFTER TALKING STUPID THING-*
lapis : WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
peridot : TO BUY SOUP CLOTHES U CLOD!
lapis : *sudden regret on calling peridot *
-_-
**meanwhie Jasper in the background**
Did anyone notice when lapis and peridot where arguing lapis was borning one of the gems in the he backround😊😁😆😂😭
Lolol
OK I miss spelled some words but who cares
*Jasper was being **_"bornt"?_*
Wow I thought said she was boning
Lapis was burning jasper
This is literally peridot 2:06
no thats slim shady
Blue: " I want to know what she thinks we're going to do with her, because I want to do something worse."
*Steven, back in the waiting room*
Steven: " Is this the punishment?"
4:20 this is PERFECT (two of my fav fandoms combined, but honestly, it's so weird it fits her and I find that hilarious)
Yes!
Ayyy peridot as GLADoS is great XD
3:42 attack on Titan season 1 opening by the way
Sesaghio
enchanted diamond apple126 YEAGARRRRR.
Sarah Alexander was about to say that....
enchanted diamond apple126 it's Shingeki no Kyojin, not Attack on Titan.
*SIR SIND DAS ESSEN, NIEN WIR SIN DIE JAGAR*
1:20 Litterally me.
11:08 omg lolXD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
AHAHA AHA! ITS A GIRAFFE! XD
Things that were played too much:
BLEEEEP
*ending song*
*ear exploder*
*memes clips and songs*
Opal is new Titan confirmed
3:38 wait till you see white diamond lil steven
4:21 wow GLADOS's voice fit's well with Paridot.
I enjoyed these up until the point where you kept playing “love like you” after every single joke
WDGaming agreed
I just realized that throughout Peridot and Lapis' soup thing, Lapis is setting Jasper on fire 🔥
12:22 bye Ms. Salty
:/ u don't no what's a church lol
Chara Dreamur know*
04:23 That actually sounds like something she would say
GLaDOT
That's including 5:00
Yellow Diamond: Pearl do something, sing for her make her feel better. Yellow Pearl: Yes my Diamond Yellow Pearl and My Pearl: *SCREECH* Me: O.o Yellow Diamond: Ummm
... nvm Pearl... I'll take it from here. Me: 😖 I think my ears are bleeding.
Steven: all I wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman-
Opal: *giant woman intensifies*
8:55 what... WHAT... NO STOP PLZ
Cxsuall Dxiiamond heheh...
Oh shit
OH FUCK
Jasper: Pew, pew. Pew pew pew! * airplane shooting noises *
Steven: Aaaaaaaaaaahh!!
Jasper: DIVE BOMB!!
Lapis: PATRICK. "JASPER."
Jasper: AND THE CONSINTRATED FISH!!
Lapis: PATRICK "JASPER" NO-!! * one punch man punches jasper with water fist into the air *
Lapis and Steven: Shit =^/
You CLOD
1:24-2:02 lmao
Imagine if u had dis talk with yo dad
Lapis burned jasper to death... 😂😂😂
0:56
1:25
*Well that escalated quickly-*
Peridot logic~goes to the soup store to buy shirts,and more and then she swears at lapis :)
"Sing for her, make her feel better." "Yes my diamond." *AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH*
“Only a few steps forward then FROST”
*WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A NON-UNDERTALE VERSION*
Omg literally me before I found Steven Universe tho.
5:44 - 6:02 *I COULDN’T B R E A T H E I WAS LAUGHING SO MUCH*
11:13 I'M DEAD AHAHAHAHA
10:47 when i try to bust someone's ears.
2:02 YAS
WHY DID THE END VIDEO CATCH ME SO OFF GUARD
STEVENS FACE WHEN THE DOOR OPENED GOT ME DEAD
At 2:04 what is the song called. Please tell me
BestUnicornGirl Maria S slim shady
CocoLala 2000 the real Slim Shady by Eminem.
The Real Slim Shady by Eminem
Slim shady -Eminem
4:06
Listen to this part of the video with yours eyes closed
Pearl:it’s all about waiting perfectly for the perfect moment to-
Hologram Pearl:THRUST
6 \
- |
6 /
B1tt3r Sw33t Biscuit ah shot
“I’m thirsty [for Rose]”
“I’m hungry [for souls]”
“I’m Batman”
syd the squid you forgot in brackets, “because im batman”
3:43 where I officially loose my shit😂
6:27 ASMR diamond :)
1:56
Lapis just casually setting Jasper on fire
*AND THEN HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST*
Me: IM DIEING XD
Devlon Mason patrick couldnt restrain himself
This is very good quality crack
Sksksks
I wanna know the song from 2:59 but i can't find it 😔
th-cam.com/video/8GW6sLrK40k/w-d-xo.html
This Was Uploaded on my birthday....wow! I just noticed that XD I like the first one XD
I miss spelled words and ik its ok
8:55 : *OH DEAR LORD NO*
I'm here like the second day from when it was posted
well thank you kitty puppy
oml dis is the first time a famous youtuber commented and liked my comment thx so much
I'm her from 2 years when it was posted
0:26 me:OML MIKUUUU IM A BIG FAN!
now I'm a air conditioner :/
1:16 "I am watching a masterpiece" he ain't wrong.
2:50 song?
th-cam.com/video/8GW6sLrK40k/w-d-xo.html
This was totally random but, when I first watched this and the video had Pusheen the Cat in the intro, I was wearing one of my Pusheen the Cat t shirts with Pusheen eating delivery pizza. EDIT: I am also internet sensation Thomas Sanders is watching SU and says "No I am watching a masterpiece." Also fun fact: Thomas got to meet the voice actors for Steven (Zach Callison), Pearl (Deedee Magno-Hall), Amethyst (Mikayla Deitz), and Lapis Lazuli (Jennifer Paz).
StevenFan14 omg I have a pusheen cat t shirt too! And also I am a big fan of Thomas for a long time and I freaked out when he said that he liked Steven universe.
I actually have 3 different Pusheen shirts and 3 different SU shirts.
StevenFan14 I have the same shirt XD
Hi huge fan of Thomas and Steven universe
Well you will get your chance my diamond. It is in your right.
Garnet Amethyst and Pearl AND PATRICIA!!!!
Yellow Mistake its patrick as patricia
3:46 aot in a nutshell
Bahahahahaha!
I can't watch these crystal clods like this!
And mine....
...
WHAT DID THESE HUMANS DO TO THE GREAT AND LOVABLE PERIDOT!?
Peridot Facet-2f5l good question
4:18 I miss portals 2
10:48 - 10:54 seconds is golden 😂👏👌🏻
*has anyone did the TMNT joke for that episode yet?*
Queen Libra which joke??
Done not did
The foot
Clap without using your hands...
Hmmmm oh with your... We are experiencing Technical Difficulties. please stand by
That BEEP for the curse word gets me every time
"she's probably doing something very important"
*R E S O N A N C E*
Thomas sanders!!
kali watson IKR
Has anyone notices that some time peridot is shorter then lapiz and other times she is the same size as lapiz??
11:06 I died laughing
8:55 That scene with peral saying "They keep comeing and we donr even know what they are" looked so wrong and sounded wrong out of context.
I mean, the tentacles were edited in lmao
8:56 ok buddy
aight ima head out
but for real what is this what episode was this holy shite
noice
I love your username
thankyou!!!....
it true tho
Nubkinns cool picture
2:03 Peridot is the real Slim Shady
GLaDOS as Peridot is my new headcanon.
9:16 This will never stop being epic
5:00
You're welcome.
I‘m pretty sure if they aren‘t fighting Fusion is like s*x!So Garnet have nonstop s*x!
Dragon Ritterstein lol u dont know how to spell it so u put a *
0:20 SONG PLEASE!
I loved all of the anime references
Steven: Hi! I'm Steven!
Peridot: Well congratulations, you found me, was it worth it? Despite your violent behavior all you've managed to break is my heart.
Steven: ;-;
Peridot: You should be marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU!
Dude from video: WHAT THE *CENSORED*
Pearl: she's probably doing something very important.
Garnet:*beautiful montage of Garnet having the time of her life*
Me: this is why I love this show
2:46 I fully expect a new meme of Sunstone fighting the foot.
Although I consistently hope it will shift to a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles clip fighting the Foot clan,
So no one's gonna motion jasper getting burned to death by lapis at 1:56
12:20 I'm dying 😂😂
8:13 When I’m with my friends and my mom hears us cursing
You guys want to be prisoners to *intense flashback* no not really
It’s 12:30 in the morning and I’m here laughing my ass off about peridot and the soup store
Edit: that’s not supposed to be a skip to something or whatever
LMAO 12:30 is the exact length of the video
*Thomas* Kids, stop watching cartoons and do your homework
*Kids* WE ARE DOING OUR HOMEWORK YOURE THE ONE WHOS WATCHING CARTOONS
*Thomas* *watches Steven universe* no, I am watching a masterpiece
*Me* he's got a point fellow kids
1:31 Lapis killed jasper and I don't blame her